/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12833433]

>make LinkedIn
>Try to make some connections
>Queen boomer bursts into rage

[Anonymous No.12833444]

>>12833433
what a dumb cunt. diabetus will get her.

[Anonymous No.12833451]

>>12833433
forward to their employer

[Anonymous No.12833452]

>>12833433
Kek. What a pathetic human.

[Anonymous No.12833458]

>>12833451
>forward to their employer
This. Her vagina is going to get completely devastated, and not in the good way

[Anonymous No.12833459]

show us the initial contact email

[Anonymous No.12833466]

>>12833433
top kek. just know you wont be that miserable OP

[Anonymous No.12833467]

>>12833433
holy fuck, what got this roastie all riled up? mind giving us a TLDR or a screenshot of your message to her?

[Anonymous No.12833468]

>>12833451
This
And then if the boomer's boss doesn't say that she acted inappropriately, you now know that her company, and any company her connections work for is worthless and you shouldn't bother applying.
I would never work with such a person. You've gotta realize, YOU are the scarce resource. Let some cuck get abused for substandard wages (which are a guarantee if she behaves this way).

[Anonymous No.12833472]

>>12833433
LMAO

>Don't ever write to me or my job ever again.

Why do Boomers take LinkedIn so seriously? It's fucking cancerous.

[Anonymous No.12833475]

>>12833433

>using LinkedIn

kys

[Anonymous No.12833479]

>>12833451
This, kek approves

[Anonymous No.12833492]

>>12833433
Fuck all y'all this ain't OP's little tea circle, OP you fucked up this world isn't all your oyster, you have to earn things, people on LinkedIn recruit YOU you never beg for jobs, piss off.

[Anonymous No.12833495]

HOLY BASED AHAHAHAH BOOMERS ARE FUCKING OBSESSED WITH “NETWORKING” AND ESPECIALLY LINKEDIN LMAOOOO

LITERALLY THE EPITOME OF BOOMER SCUM RIGHT THERE

[Anonymous No.12833502]

>>12833433

This is the level of delusion guarding HR positions

everyone needs to OPT OUT so this shit can fail faster

[Anonymous No.12833521]

>>12833472

Haven't ya heard bud? If you aren't linkedin, YOU'RE LINKED OUT! Military literally made us go through a 4 day class where this scam artist talked about linkedin the entire time, they make you take these "life skills" classes before they let you get out.

[Anonymous No.12833528]

>>12833502
unironically this. fuck linkedin. it's like facebook meets high school reunion. literally just a platform for underemployed and unemployed to hope for a break from some recruiter who will just skim their salary anyways.

[Anonymous No.12833534]

>>12833433
OP BTFO

[Anonymous No.12833542]

This is almost like a beautiful combination of the navy seal pasta and the “don’t ever talk to me or
My wife’s son” pasta

[Anonymous No.12833543]

>>12833521
>If you aren't linkedin, YOU'RE LINKED OUT!

Thats why you should be Link all in to make it and never wage slave anymore

[Anonymous No.12833551]

My photo used to be looking cocky with my feet on a desk. A corporate Roastie I met at a sushi bar Google me on the spot and found it and proceeded to lecture me on my photo being unprofessional. I'm like I don't give a fuck I don't even want or need a job. Of course I ended up smashing XD

[Anonymous No.12833555]

>>12833543

I have my 15k stack, paid for by neet bucks.

[Anonymous No.12833560]

>>12833542
i thought this too lmao

first part reads like Liam Neeson in Taken

[Anonymous No.12833567]

shorting LinkedIn

[Anonymous No.12833570]

>>12833551

Shit thats a good idea. I'm gonna make a linkenin with shirtless pics making a mockery of the whole thing and see if I can bang some sluts and make boomers mad. It's like 80% female on there right?

[Anonymous No.12833571]

>>12833551

kill yourself as well.

[Anonymous No.12833586]

>>12833433

These people are the reason I cant get a job. We need to logans run these fucking boomers.

[Anonymous No.12833599]

>>12833433
I've delt with people like this. If you figure out a person is like this and has a position of power its really easy to get in their good graces. Just compliment them and act like their basically god incarnite. Their god complex is forced to engratiate you with whatever gifts they can bestow upon such a good follower. Then when you have all that they can give you can surpass them in whatever position they're in, Its too easy bros.

[Anonymous No.12833614]

i work in silicon valley for 5+ years now and get offers from most of the top companies through linkedin
i also use angel list but not nearly as much
just cold recruiters from airbnb, uber, twitter, google, etc. i just ignore them all
my last job my employer kept pushing me to add random people i had 1 call with or other shit
all my colleagues had 500+ connections and it all seemed so fake
quit that one quickly

i have 258 connections and i know them all or have closed six figures of revenue with them etc.

boomers weren't the only ones obsessed with this shit either, pretty much the oldest employee we had was 40

this email response is my literal hell. why do people like this exist? fuck thanks for reading my blog

[Anonymous No.12833618]

>>12833433
OP no seriously give their name I wanna request them too

[Anonymous No.12833624]

>>12833433
>become successful
>buy this boomers boss / business
>fire the nigger
ggbruh

[Anonymous No.12833625]

>>12833433
>1 post by this id
WHAT A SURPRISE

[Anonymous No.12833633]

>>12833433
My profile just has me with my arms around two of my friends smirking at the camera. Pls drop her name so I can request her too

[Anonymous No.12833646]

>>12833433
This is the problem with Boomers. A lot of it goes back to them being so afraid of old age. Previous generations understood that they WERE the connection that young people needed to get their foot in the door and they would go out of their way for them because they accepted the fact that they were old and would be retiring soon. The Boomers saved nothing and think that society is just gonna let them stay in their jobs until they are on fucking Hospice care. Good thing a lot of people are wising up these days and going their own way in business.

[Anonymous No.12833653]

Final boss of BOOMER game right there

[Anonymous No.12833666]

>>12833433
Make a bunch of fake accounts and start spamming this bitch.

[Anonymous No.12833680]

>>12833451
SPBP

[Anonymous No.12833684]

>>12833433
post her name and see what happens

[Anonymous No.12833690]

>>12833646
Based and community pilled.

[Anonymous No.12833691]

>>12833468
>YOU are the scarce resource.
Sadly, this isn't anywhere near true anymore. I have had several internships and jobs in my field and I applied to 2,000 jobs in the past year and can't get my foot in the door anywhere. Companies don't want people that are too smart working for them. In my experience, lots of companies are set up nowadays where they have like a couple White people at the top controlling everything and 10 pajeets working under them that they know won't ever talk back and think that making 30k a year is amazing because in their eyes, it's so much better than the shithole they came from where they only made like 10 cents a day.

[Anonymous No.12833693]

>>12833551
>things I actually hope happened
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.12833703]

>>12833555
Checked and Linkpilled.

[Anonymous No.12833717]

>>12833684
try also on /b/

[Anonymous No.12833741]

>>12833555
Checked hope you're cabin pilled too

[Anonymous No.12833753]

Emails like that are cancer. Fuck LinkedIn and HR thots and boomer rage. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.12833757]

>>12833433
You retards do know that this pic is old as fuck right?

[Anonymous No.12833765]

>>12833472
They have sacrificed so much to the altar of company loyalty and hang on feverishly to the dream that is fading before their eyes. They sacrificed their youth in vein for shit that doesn't make them happy.

Lashing out over something small is only a reflection of personal frustrations and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.12833780]

>>12833753
>Posts a duplicate photo
>Doesn't bother to check the thread to see if someone else posted it already.
Fucking normiefag loser. You're pathetic. You make me sick.

[Anonymous No.12833798]

>>12833780
>seething
Are you the fat bitch who wrote that email?

[Anonymous No.12833812]

i fucking hate boomers goddamn
fuck boomers and fuck linkedin

[Anonymous No.12833820]

>>12833467

>OP added her as a connection
>She didn't want to make him a connection
>Instead of just ignoring the invite, she wrote that letter, being a massive bitch about it because, you know, her time is so valuable

I hope OP becomes a millionaire and this bitch finds out about it.

[Anonymous No.12833822]

>>12833433
You could send an email to someone at business insider or your local paper. Stupid shit like this makes the paper all the time

[Anonymous No.12833833]

>>12833780
>Boomer rage ignited

[Anonymous No.12833834]

>>12833765

The fact that she isn't retired already makes me suspect that her finances aren't in order. How valuable could her "job bank and 960+ connections" be?

[Anonymous No.12833849]

>>12833451
And if they don't do nothing, publish it on twitte

[Anonymous No.12833862]

>>12833834
I bet she's 58 and makes $60k a year, and her retirement account isn't anywhere near where it should be so she'll have to work to 70

[Anonymous No.12833900]

Nice try larper. No woman writes "top-tier" that is exclusively 4chan lingo.
And if you think I'm wrong then let me get in contact with this linked woman so that I can corroborate what is most certainly duck tales and fairly tales.

[Anonymous No.12834057]

OP had better post that old roastie's contact & company info so that we may engage in our sacred duty to destroy the lives & careers of her and everyone like her.

[Anonymous No.12834063]

>>12833433
bro please share her email now I want to pretend to be a wagecucker just to annoy this boomer

[Anonymous No.12834066]

fake and gay

[Anonymous No.12834095]

>>12833433

This happened in 2014, fuck off. OP is the boomer.

https://www.cnn.com/2014/02/27/tech/web/linked-in-cleveland-job-bank/index.html

[Anonymous No.12834099]

>>12833492
>t. seething boomer

[Anonymous No.12834129]

>mrw it was literally written from an old roastie career whore to a young roastie career whore
best fucking timeline this woman is a hero fuck you niggers for attacking her she is unironically /ourhag/

[Anonymous No.12834145]

What the fuck is a job bank? Is that boomer talk?

[Anonymous No.12834158]

>>12833433

lmao what a fucking cunt she is

[Anonymous No.12834164]

>>12833433
Tell her you have autism and didn't know if it was offensive.Tell her you will try and get intouch withher companies hr as your psychologist has awared you this is completely inappropriate.

DO IT OP

[Anonymous No.12834171]

>>12833433
Put this shit on pleddit. Make this shit front news, and the boomer dumb cunt will be manhunted by the plebbittards who hate boomers just as much as anyone else. Fuck that shit got me irked, I hate fucking boomers, can't wait for the stock market to skull fuck them. Just a few years to taste their cunt tears.

[Anonymous No.12834176]

>make a
I forgot what I was going to post.

[Anonymous No.12834218]

>>12833614
Are you a recruiter?

[Anonymous No.12834223]

>>12833451
Let me spread this around OP.

[Anonymous No.12834233]

>>12834164

LMAO DO THIS OP

[Anonymous No.12834254]

Woah the narcissism from this person is making me rage hard. I don't know her but it truly feels like she needs to be taught a lesson.

[Anonymous No.12834293]

>names blacked out
>1 post by OP
>newfags posting as if this wasn't from Reddit
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12834515]

>>12833551
>XD
Anon, this website is not for minors

[Anonymous No.12834676]

>>12833433
Always take contact with the superiors of such people!

[Anonymous No.12834701]

dont take it personal OP that's just how it is for newfags

[Anonymous No.12834821]

>>12833444
here's your (you) for them digits

[Anonymous No.12834905]

>>12833451
This but also say you are a minority and this is a hate crime

[Anonymous No.12834955]

Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

[Anonymous No.12834973]

>>12833433

What the fucking fuck is a "job bank"?

Are boomers hoarding all the open positions now? Shouldn't they just post the job opening?

Wouldn't that violate all "don't discriminate against black people" laws.

[Anonymous No.12834990]

>>12833451
DO THIS AND POST RESULTS!!

[Anonymous No.12835007]

>>12833691
>couple White people at the top c

This is normal. Few people contribute the most. Do you expect us to belive you are 5% of the population

[Anonymous No.12835061]

>>12834973
First lesson about America:
The laws and regulations are in place to control and suppress the working class.
There are a million and a half exceptions and ways to skirt laws and regulations for members of the rich / ruling class.
Any time a rich or powerful person gets arrested or publicly shamed, it's because they did something to personally infuriate richer, more powerful people - otherwise, someone else in their "rich people club" would have kept them safe or bailed them out as usual.

[Anonymous No.12835278]

>>12833433
You have been completely destroyed by this boomer cunt
Forward it to her empoyer

[Anonymous No.12835289]

>>12834171
Go back moron

[Anonymous No.12835330]

>>12833433
say you're jewish and that she is literally holocausting you

[Anonymous No.12835373]

>>12833451
This. Please OP. You have nothing to lose.

[Anonymous No.12835483]

>>12833433
Old pasta but guaranteed (you)s let see how many

[Anonymous No.12835521]

>>12833472
Muh connections
Muh better job prospects
Muh raise
Muh bonus
Muh credit score
Muh bigger mcmansion
Muh brand new leased BMW

They take these things VERY seriously.

[Anonymous No.12835541]

Oh my god, is this seriously a thing in America? Because just when I thought your country couldn't get more pathetic, this thread shows up and takes the dreary sadness of the corporatist nightmare that is Muttland even further.

Is this really the future? Are we seriously going to commoditize Linkedin connections?

[Anonymous No.12835572]

>>12835541
Relax, it's only going to get worse. Soon they're going to be selling "connections".

[Anonymous No.12835589]

>>12833451
This isn't OP's.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/cleveland-job-bank-operator-kelly-blazek-shamed-brutal-rejection-letters-article-1.1706857

It's just something he posted for memes.

[Anonymous No.12835597]

>>12834164
OP you have to do this. Throw in depression as well

[Anonymous No.12835611]

>>12833433
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.12835617]

>linkedin

anyone that uses that site regularly and for anything other than resume padding or supporting businesses/friends you care about or work with is stupid. the normies on LinkedIn are the absolute WORST. This is especially the case for women in their 30s and 40s for obvious reasons.

on LinkedIn you will find normies that have dedicated their entire lives to slaving away in shit jobs just to get a title to post on their page that no one cares about. it's like social media but if you have a few mill followers on instagram you're actually someone.

[Anonymous No.12835664]

>>12833495
thats because they are a skilless and spoiled generation that pretty much have functioned their entire life on the principle "i scratch your back and you scratch mine" instead of actual merit from their work. networking is their skill, it doesnt matter what career they have. these fucking projecting animals are the reason the world and our generation is so fucked.

[Anonymous No.12835667]

>>12835589

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