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>Hey, anon! Just the person I was looking for. Oh, were you packing up to leave for the day? Well, listen, I just heard that there's a pretty big mess in the bathroom that I'm going to need you to take care of before you leave. I'm taking the wife out to dinner tonight, so I won't be here when you finish. Just go ahead and lock up when you're done, okay? Thanks, buddy. I'll see you bright and early tomorrow morning!

>> No.12801575

>>12801553
how does this happen tho

>> No.12801594

>>12801575
>janitor puts bag on broken urinal so people wont use it
>people use it anyway

>> No.12801633

>>12801594
fake and gay

>> No.12801676

>>12801575
All these urinals share the same escape pipe and the pee that goes into all urinals passes this leaking urinal.

>> No.12802183

What's he supposed to do, slurp it up?

>> No.12802256

>>12802183
>puncture hole in bag
>pee leaking all over the floor
>into the drain in the bathroom floor
Now here’s the hard part
>shove toilet paper into urinal
>flush and keep flushing
>cause overflow
>fresh water washes over pee
>floor is now more or less clean
>unclog urinal
Let that shit air out and dry, maybe put some nice smelling things in there, then get the next guy to actually clean the bathroom

>> No.12802259

>>12801553
>tie off bag and try to drag it outside
>bag bursts in hallway
>piss everywhere

>> No.12802280

>>12802259
>whoops, sorry office cucks! Looks like I accidentally got piss all over your open office concept

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>>12802256

>> No.12802915

Don't clean it, quit on the spot

>> No.12802953

>>12802915

I have always said that myself, I have limits to what I’ll do for a dollar, even as rational as I am about opportunities etc.

Work around grocery stores as a salesman for big companies, I’ve seen people do the most disgusting shit to public restrooms there, some kid making 8 dollars an hour gets called to clean it up.

I walked into one and the entire stall was covered Ghostbusters mode in shit, looked like someone had flat out exploded in there. Almost puked and walked out, could never look at the maintenence kid that worked there the same way after I saw him trudge in and out of there nbd.

Imagine being that dead inside.

>> No.12802993

>>12802256
This is what my co-workers do. Never have I seen people do so much work to avoid even more work.

>> No.12803069

>>12802256
I would just use the hose, but exactly the right idea. It's tile with floor drains for a damn reason.

Work smarter. This is why /biz/ never get ahead. They refuse to let the system work for them.

>> No.12803140

>>12802183
haha can you imagine? haha

what if he said that and then just gave you a straw? haha

>> No.12804308

>>12801553
Get a contractor bag and a large trash can, put on a pair of gloves and wrap as much of the bag as you can around the piss bag, puncture near the top of the water line on the piss bag while propping it up so most of it leaks into the contractor bag, tie up the contractor bag, and then deal with the piss bag by slipping over another contractor bag. Put the bags in trash can and dump them out in the mop bucket drain and hose it down with some bleach. It shouldn't take more than 10 minutes.

>> No.12804334

>>12801553
A big ol' piss bag.

>> No.12805033

>>12801575
Clogged up drain pipe.

>> No.12805043

>>12802256

what a chad