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how do i fuck a co-worker and not lose my job?

>> No.12727396

>>12727380
the girl is actually ironically shitposting irl doing all that while wearing cameo

>> No.12727498

>>12727380
>how do i fuck a co-worker and not lose my job?

get her fired first.

>pic
What is going on here?

>> No.12727528

just let me smell Sarah's seat once, fire me idc

>> No.12727549

>>12727498
My guess is that it’s an Ariana Grande concert that occurred after the shooting incident.

>> No.12727557

>>12727528
We've went to lunch together a few times in my car and I unironically sniff the passenger seat after work

>> No.12727827

>>12727380
>how do i fuck a co-worker and not lose my job?
are there even any rules against relationships at work? if so, are disclosed relationships less frowned upon than non-disclosed?
you're not her boss or she yours, right?

you should be asking HR, not biz.

>> No.12728008

>>12727557

Sniffing seats is ironically normal for hoomans.

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>>12728008

>> No.12728120

>>12728083

What? Trying to teach the ai proper human behavior.

>> No.12728685

>>12727380
I once fucked a 50 yr old milf at my job. I just started smelling her and said he perfume smell really nice and took an interest in her boring problems. Took two weeks and some covert neck kissing and then we fucked.

>> No.12728714

>>12728685
>50 yr old milf
wot a looser neet

>> No.12728735

>>12727557
>>12728008
So weird I was just thinking of the time I sniffed the seat in my basement after this hot friend of mine left
It was glorious

>> No.12728788

>>12728685

Did u tease her birthing scars?

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>>12727557
>>12728008
>>12728735

>> No.12729206

Same here
About to fuck her. I think itll be alright. The problem is how do I break it to her that im not faithful and will probably have someone else on the side?