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THE OFFICIAL BEST MEME OF JANUARY ANNOUNCED edition

private prisons are ethical edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC
Offenders:
>>12686500

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Winning meme part 1

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Winning meme part 2

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I lost everything. Fuck Rkg

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Well earned by PCG.

Honorable mention to RKG's OP images. They're fun.

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Reminder ATVI is about to fall short on earnings. Prepare to scoop up the cheapies.

>> No.12690321

I just need twitter to go up $1.50 by 3 pm

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Black Friday

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>>12690346

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Bump

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>>12690487

>> No.12690659
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>>12690009
I didn't see black cigar man yet. Bost blease

>> No.12690854

Gib 3 stocks I can buy today. I can invest 2k every week. Will hold for 5 years.

>> No.12691136

Getting back into stocks after selling everything and taking a year off. Bought a few shares of apple and microsoft to start off with some tech. What's everyone's portfolio looking like now?

>> No.12691199

>>12691136
BA, UNH, KO, FDX

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>He didn't buy REFR at 2

>> No.12691257

digits for GE to stop blowing cocks

>> No.12691272

>>12691136
only WEED and ACB. up 135%

>> No.12691277

Looks like another day of bleeding. Futures just took a massive shit.

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Fuck off bears REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12691295

>>12691272
Saw ACB is in talks with KO.

To the moon we're going

>> No.12691296

>>12691277
why is the whole market sucking right now?
t. bizlet

>> No.12691304

>>12691296
We can't break above the 200 day moving average.

>> No.12691320

I bought Sony today. Let's hope it works out.

>> No.12691334

when is the greater depression going to be over!!!!

>> No.12691341
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JUST

>> No.12691349

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL DUDUDUDUDUDU

>> No.12691380

>>12691296
We have to implement AOC's green new deal before we can get out of the greater depression.

>> No.12691391

Check out alderon iron. Tsx

>> No.12691400

Is Kudlow scheduled to speak on TV somewhere today? I'm seriously thinking about grabbing Feb 8 SPY calls after open. Futures are known to fake the later movement.

>> No.12691408

>>12691400
I wouldn't do that if I were you, theres too much volatility in the air this morning, we're going to see more red today than we did all of yesterday and possibly all of Q4 2018.

>> No.12691414

>>12691408
Is this bait? KEK

>> No.12691480

SQQQUAD UP BOYS WE ARE GOING IN

>> No.12691512

SHORT THE MLB! THEY'RE CHANGING THE DISABLED LIST TO THE INJURED LIST BECAUSE IT'S INSENSITIVE TO SAY DISABLED PEOPLE CAN'T COMPETE.

>> No.12691547

>>12691512
nuh uh

>> No.12691554

Just a temporary measure until Trumps family closes their put options and he resumes talks with China, nothing to be alarmed about.

>> No.12691577
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kek

>> No.12691611

>>12691577
>r/s followed immediately by offering

This company really couldn't care less about its shareholders

>> No.12691747

First

>> No.12691754

>>12691611
sounds like they have such a wonderful company that they feel they should offer more people an opportunity to own a piece of it. They also prefer to have a healthy share price to make their investors feel confident in the company because it's not a penny shit stock.

>> No.12691781

Has nobody noticed that trade volume has decreased dramatically, and this rally for the first month of the year was due to momentum algos buying on the Powell put?

The floor is going to break from underneath us.

Please just go cash, buy treasuries, and get out of the market. Trade war not going to get resolved, and even if it does, that’s a negative because companies won’t be able to blame their earnings miss in q1 on it anymore.

I bought spy puts today, sold majority of my Longs today, and am long treasury bonds (in a levered manner of course).

>> No.12691789

>>12691781
It's almost like everyone was buying since Dec. 26th and didn't want to buy the top.

>> No.12691800

>>12691781
lol dude we're going to stop air travel and farting cows. Progressives are going to save us from the greater depression. They're going to rebuild every building in America and create jobs for people who want to work, and if you don't want to work they'll just give you neet bucks.

>> No.12691845

>TFW ROTH IRA is 50% SQQQ

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>mfw got called sir this morning
green day
bullish bias

>> No.12691866

>>12690024
can seomeone explain why it went up during the fire?

>> No.12691876

>>12691866
Everybody thought it was caused by an illegal.

>> No.12691889

Can't we just open at the low of the futures session for once?

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>>12691856
You are gettin' smashed.

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五日

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>>12691845
My IRA is getting fucked
Going to get cucked from the US total markets
Getting cucked from the developed markets
Getting cucked from the emerging markets
Been getting cucked on bonds

>> No.12691940

>>12691781
>muh Trade war
This is one of the lowest IQ media handwringing stories going on right now.

>> No.12691941

>>12691935
source?

>> No.12691959

TOO just posted EPS 30% higher than expected today before open.

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>>12691754
>because it's not a penny shit stock.

Son it will be.

>> No.12691995

>>12691935
ROTH IRA is completely tax free trading if you're willing to wait until retirement to withdraw

>> No.12691997

>>12691941
Some jew porn site

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>>12691979
>Down -50% pre-market

>> No.12692031

>>12691997
SPECIFICS PLEASE!

>> No.12692052

>>12692031
www.bestporn.il

>> No.12692155

This is going to be a rough day.

>> No.12692164
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$REFR

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DING DING DING DING

LET THE GREEN BEGIN

>> No.12692185

and there off

>> No.12692197

>>12691577
>Tarsonis technologies
Fucking terrorists

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>>12691979
Lost my entire stock budget for the month on this stock

>> No.12692235

MNGA TITANIUM support at $1

>> No.12692237

>>12692210

>he bought MNGA
>a meme stock based on a meme company trying to replace acetylene, the most common gas used for torch cutting as a main source
>he didn't buy REFR

kek gimmick product

someone post the REFR link pasta

>> No.12692264

AMRS is an eternal meme and now they're dude weed lmao. See you on the moon frens.

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ITS ALL TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.12692278

>>12692267
Rip world economy. Bubble goes Pop.

>> No.12692286

>>12692267
what site are you using?

>> No.12692299

MNGA is fucking trash, will never understand why people like that dumb stocktwit thot loaded up 6 figures into a stock HEADING into reverse split

Good job idiots, your .21 cent pre split buy is now worth 4 pennies

I will never understand why people buy stocks before reverse split and then are dumbfounded they lost money.. maybe the company is GOOD then yes, but this company uses some hard to manufacture plasma gas the requires a shit ton of plasma to make.... this company would of BEEN bought out at the start of the decade if it was any good... not to mention after the reverse split they do a 12 million public offering???? And now as they go under 1 again they will have to reverse split AGAIN to keep from delisting???

What a retarded investment

>> No.12692300

anyone here in SGYP?

>> No.12692319

no meme on snap puts :(

>> No.12692329

>>12691979
But but but the San Diego dog catcher uses their fuel or something

>> No.12692337

>>12692299
nu bully pls MGNA good company there are many krishna and vishnu and after r/s the make more people happy with new offer.

>> No.12692344

Fuck RH for not filling my SPY options just now. Cock suckers.

>> No.12692355

>>12692299
wtf i love MNGA now

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>>12692237

Research Frontiers has 500 current patents on SmartGlass SPD technology;

02/01/2019 Research Frontiers and Gauzy CEOs to ring NASDAQ market opening bell to news announcement:

https://business.nasdaq.com/discover/market-bell-ceremonies/detail.html#!/!?ceremonyId=8478

02/01/2019 NASDAQ Market Bell Announcement:

https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/material-science-company-gauzy-announces-second-factory-in-stuttgart-germany-to-produce-research-20190201-00471

02/01/19 Behind the Bell sitdown interview with Gauzy CEO and Research Frontier CEO:

https://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

Q3' 2018 Research Frontiers call in conference:

http://www.snl.com/interactive/newlookandfeel/4104621/ResearchFrontiers110818.mp3

SPD Smartglass Technology Demonstration:

https://youtu.be/tbj9hZAF4I4

>> No.12692392

sell everything and put it in SQQQ?

>> No.12692406

>>12692392
sounds like a good way to pay for this weekend's coke party.

>> No.12692414

>>12692392
i bought some 1 dollar SQQQ calls. If this is on the level or worse than december lows like my friend said a month ago i should make some good money

>> No.12692416

>>12692381

Forgot to add the Smartglass Car Demo to the bottom

https://youtu.be/7tXxrqIQigo

>> No.12692425

>>12692392
It's probably too late if you have to ask desu, it can turn around any minute

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>>12692406
>sounds like a good way to pay for this weekend's coke party.

>> No.12692439

Why hasn't pcg released eps?

>> No.12692443

What's up my AMRS niggers? enjoying the moon mission?
*sip*

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>>12692425
short low long high

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>>12692267
>Down 1%
Literally shaking.

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ENOUGH

>> No.12692523

So say if a stock 'x' is at $10. I want to purchase said x if it falls to $5. Do I use stop loss, stop limit, or trailing stop loss ($)?

>> No.12692534

268.5 is unbreakable support. Easy SPY calls there, cap it.

>> No.12692536

us steel is never going to $5.

>> No.12692542

Annnnndd EA is back and regained all its losses

I don't get the Stock Market

>> No.12692544

>>12692264
Wish I jumped on the AMRS meme when that anon was shilling it here two months ago

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>>12692523
you want a limit order for $5

>> No.12692552

>>12692542
It's built to fuck with emotions and siphon money from you.

>> No.12692555

god fuckign damn it why is baggie always right

>> No.12692575

Being bullish on vix seem like a good play.

>> No.12692576

>>12692550
ty

>> No.12692601

Fuck my post didn't age well. DJI <25,000 now

>> No.12692616

>>12692555
checked, based baggie wins again

>> No.12692619

>>12692601
268.5 as impenetrable as your ass. That is, very penetrable.

>> No.12692625

>>12690009
Shill me some stocks frens.

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>>12692619

>> No.12692632

What is the best stock market app for Android to watch buy and sell orders in real time?

>> No.12692633

>BEP +3.0%

>> No.12692648

>>12692625
see
>>12692300

>> No.12692653
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>company beats earnings by 100% and confirms guidance
>red

Can’t win. They will never let me win

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Repeg average on lows yesterday. Goes down more.

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What are your plans to profit from the ongoing bear market ?

>> No.12692674

>>12692653
What company?

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Question for /smegma/ that doesn’t deserve its own thread... if I’m trading a volatile stock, it goes way down and I lose money on it, at what point should I just give up and sell? Is there a formula for it, or is it just personal choice? So far when I’ve been doing commodities trading I’ve preferred to just hodl into oblivion; I usually end up making my money back eventually. Is this idiotic? Am I creating bad habits? Like, subscribe, and let me know what you think in the comments below.

>> No.12692693

>>12692674

NGVC

Last time they beat and it gained 35%. But no Anon bought this time so we can’t have any green!

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>>12690009
Callin it, market is gonna dump extremely hard next week

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>>12692653
You can't see the forest for the trees.

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>>12692670

Hold and wait, buy more at lower rates. Maybe start drinking again during the shit show. Profit in the long run.

>> No.12692702

>>12692575
yes, me trying to get OK from floor manger to buy VIX and short SBUX

was 100% sure volitility was gonna blow up again still think it will get more volatile too

>> No.12692721

EGAN is doing well this morning

>> No.12692725

>shorts try to dump LCI in late market yesterday and aftermarket to 8
>shoots up to 9 within 40 minutes of opening today

Longs aren't going to let the shorts manipulate this downwards. You don't fuck with blackrock, guy gentile, etc. Shorts are going to get squeezed and there is no amount of extra shorting that will prevent this when their opponents have such deep pockets and the market cap is so small.

>> No.12692727

>>12692696
>You can't see the forest for the trees.
Agreed, god dam trees blockin my view of the forest!

>> No.12692741

this is obviously a bear market
imagine ignoring a blinding fact

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Pretty weak selling here. Nasdaq has not broken bearish out of rising channel.

>> No.12692751

>>12692741
>6 green weeks in a row
>bear market

>> No.12692780

>>12692751
zoom the chart out a bit, retard.

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>>12692780

>> No.12692830

>>12692801
>teehee i'll be willfully retarded, that'll show him!
i thought you might post that, but i actually planned on giving you the benefit of the doubt.
seems i was wrong.

>> No.12692831

WTF MATTEL!!!

>> No.12692832

>>12692676
If you're making money then it isn't a bad strategy, whatever it is.

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>>12692831
Barbie is Back

>> No.12692869

>>12692801
logrhythm scale, doesn't realize the only support we have is 1980s prices

>> No.12692902

analysts are fucking betas.
how will they ever recover?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcagi2icXaU

>> No.12692911

Trump will send us green today, just wait for it

>> No.12692912

Based KTOS, should I sell though, +17% atm for me.

>> No.12692914

>>12692902
I am watching CNBC right now and saw that.

>> No.12692916

>>12692902
based boi analysts were wrong, market's totally fucked

>> No.12692923

>>12692542
You are just uninformed. EA launched Apex Legends.

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Up 0.38% this week after being up 12% on Wednesday.

What happened?

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>>12692936
you refused to listen and now you have to accept it.

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>>12692936
Get your pink wojaks ready for next week

>> No.12692963

>>12692953
this, essentially.

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>>12692923
>EA launched Apex Legends.

They already are getting woke.

>> No.12692985

these 1 minute candles are stressing me out, anybody have anything cool for me to look at...

>> No.12692987

>>12692971
cringe.
company has completely lost the plot.

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>>12692985
yeah check this out

>> No.12693014

>>12692987
nah you get to beat up faggots, that's a great idea.

>> No.12693032

>>12692987
You're looking at it wrong, they've created a game where you can shoot homosexuals.

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>>12693014
>nah you get to beat up faggots, that's a great idea

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>>12693009

>> No.12693049

>>12693032
I will never understand why people give a shit about vidya characters' sexuality. Sure, it might be pandering, but it also doesn't matter at fucking all

>> No.12693052

Just placed a 2/15 put on TWTR for <28 at 500
Am i gonna be ok bros? I'v never put a put before...
How much do I stand to win?

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>>12692971
>no typical nerds are buying our games because... why?
>quality? No, it must be because they’re racists and sexists
>let’s alienate our traditional market and tap into the massive gamer demographic of woke white wine moms, fat black women with sociology degrees, gays and tumblrites!

What could go wrong?

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>>12693014
>>12693032
based glass half full poster.

>> No.12693062

>>12693009
That's was good for a laugh.

>> No.12693068
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>> No.12693082

>>12693054
Gamers are even more gullible consumers than women, they'll lap any shit up

>> No.12693101

>>12693049
same reason they care about a person's sexuality.
people just don't like fags.

>> No.12693102
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>> No.12693108

>>12692299
And the whole premise of the gas is based on literal sudo science.

>> No.12693118

>>12693102
We should really have a crying Bobo with an SQQQ hat.

>> No.12693140

>>12693118
I don't know why people would want to trade options on SQQQ when QQQ is a better vehicle. Like you got +25 cents on your SQQQ calls when your QQQ puts are up a whole buckeroo.

>> No.12693156

>>12693140
The liquidity difference is why I wouldn't

>> No.12693166
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Will it ever go down?

>> No.12693180

>>12693166
shorting now.

>> No.12693268

Some asshole bought my AMRS for $6 per share... Now I'm going have to fucking buy it again.

>> No.12693275

>>12692985
https://twitter.com/StevStiffler/status/1093258034883821570

>> No.12693279
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looks like this Alcoa daytrade just became a swing trade

>> No.12693296

Litecoin halvening caused this crash. The wall street is pathetic. Just buy some viix and enjoy free gains to buy more bitcoins.

>> No.12693309
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>>12692957
>Thinks pink wojaks next week instead of dark wojaks.
Not gonna make it...

>> No.12693314

>reverse split 21 to 1
>price will be the same within a few days
Actually a less than a penny stock, there are dead crypto tokens worth more than MNGA

>> No.12693328

>>12693296
I already bought volatility and nastydaq puts. Shit's fucking slow as fuck though, usually when we get down days this mother fucker just has the whole damn bottom fall out, but this is a slow slide like the first couple thrusts when you're stretching out a tight pussy.

>> No.12693400
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1337 gains

>> No.12693441
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>> No.12693457

Whats the best online exchange to use for trading? Newbie to stocks here

>> No.12693477

>>12693441
golden Bull spotted in the West

>> No.12693479
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>>12693400
nice

>> No.12693499

>>12693477
Seriously, we /lookingbullish/ again all of a sudden

>> No.12693501

>>12693457
How much money are you investing?

>> No.12693517

seriously SQQQ GO THE FUCK UP

>> No.12693545

>>12693517
Yeah I'm going to go do a few shots and come back and then it'll be time to close up and prepare the portfolio for Monday's opening bell.

>> No.12693569

>>12693479
Been shilling $amrs and $XXII

No one listens senpai

>> No.12693577

>what do I buy?
SRSP (LSX)

>Why
This info is on basically any investment resource.
Sirius currently mobilising rig to Ororo field, probably start drilling in month or 2.
Oil Giant BP have signed an offtake agreement for the resources they recover with an advanced payment.
Nigerian government are funding the project.
The well is not an exploration, the project is to recover resources not extracted from a conoco project many years ago.
God willing, they will probably have oil flowing by late spring and that's accounting for the likleyhood of delays.
Price now, 0.5
Predicted, 3p

>> No.12693602

why is PG&E constantly going green every day since bankruptcy???

>> No.12693618

>>12693602
Too big to fail

>> No.12693662

Fresh Del Monte, so chad right now

>> No.12693713

>>12693545
its thursday bud

>> No.12693726

hold dude weed til earnings or is it an overhyped meme stock that's about to JUST me? leaning towards the latter

>> No.12693735

who else here /trucker/ ? I'm making good money, i start coming over into the left lane when someone is there without warning to go a mile faster. If someone is pissing me off i flick my high beams on and high. I blow my horn for no reason. And they're all scared of my superior driving on the road. Lmao get cucked

>> No.12693798

>>12693545
what's wrong with this nigga?

>> No.12693810

>>12693735
do you do meth to stay awake?
seems like a pretty based job.

the open road, the whores at the truck stop, the amphetamines... can't knock it.

>> No.12693812
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I should probably sell this

>> No.12693819

>>12693812
Depends entirely on what it is and why it's down

>> No.12693823

>>12693812
>$44
>11%
you should probably stop trading.

>> No.12693842

Buy KR and SFM dip guys

>> No.12693844
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>>12693823
>you should probably stop trading.

Everyone starts somewhere.

>> No.12693859

>>12693819
Bought 12 shares of $UGAZ at $31.20. Imo it’ll bounce back. Staring at those losses sucks though for the time being.

>>12693823
>you made a bad trade
>you should stop trading
Make me faggot, my YTD returns are still probably better than yours.

>> No.12693867

>>12693844
why start severely under capitalized? you have no breathing room to even complete the learning curve.

>> No.12693871

whatever happened to that one guy. I think his name was comfy?

>> No.12693875

>>12693859
>you made a bad trade
that wasn't the point.
your reading comprehension is laughable, so i assume your iq is below 100.
for that reason alone, you should consider closing your account.

>> No.12693876

>>12693867
based gatekeeping finance jew

>> No.12693879

>>12693867
You understand what you’re looking at right? That one trade isn’t my entire portfolio. I’m down 11% on one commodity ETF I own.

>> No.12693902
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>>12693875
Never mind, I see that you aren’t able to understand. Here, try coloring this for a while.

>> No.12693909

>>12693902
>no u

>> No.12693919

>>12693909
Post your 6 figure portfolio with YTD returns

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>>12693859
Im in UNG
natty to 2.7

>> No.12693929

>>12693919
lol.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>12690031
first time I laughed audibly was the day PCG mooned and someone posted this.

>> No.12693966

Based ppt

>> No.12694026

>>12690294
> cheapies

That would assume that they get their shit together, which is unlikely anytime soon.

>> No.12694043
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Why did I ever think Amazon was a good buy? China and Bezos take turns ravaging the stock to the ground...
>Red pill on the blue chip...

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>>12693925
Hopped back in on natty gas first thing this morning after seeing futures stabilize overnight. Third time's the charm? Yes. Yes it will be.

>> No.12694058

>>12690031
Very good pic.

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atvi is gonna moon

>> No.12694099
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WHATS THE DUDE WEED FORECAST MY DUDES?

>> No.12694102

>>12693950
Never in your life had you laughed out loud until this happened?

>> No.12694115

>>12694066
Did they sell any new games between now and last quarter's earnings?

>> No.12694131

>>12694102
whoops, forgot "in awhile on 4channel"

>> No.12694137
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not bad so far APTMH

>> No.12694147

WTF JUST HAPPEND!! I GO OUT FOR A FEW DRINKS AND YOU FUCKERS BOUGHT THE WHOLE DAMN THING!

>> No.12694153

>>12694099
More twitchy back and forth. Bearish bias until RSI levels settle in the 50 range.

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TVIX was a failed day trade, sold out at -$3.48
Not going to baghold something without an actual fundamental reason to do it

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>>12694147
they say its the golden bull, but Im not sure

>> No.12694177

>>12694147
We accidentally a bull market i dunno

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>>12694099

about to pop version 2.0

>> No.12694207

$RUTH > $EAT, $CMG, $TACO plebs don't know about RUTH

>> No.12694218
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>AMD

>> No.12694238

Robinhood logged me out and is giving me a server error. Anyone else?

>> No.12694245

>>12694238
same

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bitcorns poppin

>> No.12694262

>>12694238
yep, same here
it doesn't really affect me at all, but it seems like this has happened multiple times lately

>> No.12694264

>>12694238
>>12694245
now my fucking mickey mouse broker won't even let me trade. REEEEEEEE

>> No.12694271

ahhhhh, RH let me get my cheapies before bull time!!

>> No.12694287

>>12694238
>>12694245

EXIT SCAM EVERYBODY STORM THE ROBINFEELS OFFICE

>> No.12694300

>>12694238
>>12694287
shit I just logged in and it said I had 0 balance ... wtf?

>> No.12694309

>>12694300
this isn't crypto, faggot
robinhood accounts are insured by the SEC

>> No.12694316

>>12694300
theyre just borrowing it for minute

>> No.12694327

Nintendo is so oversold right now, it's bananas. Shits gonna skyrocket when they announce the next direct

>> No.12694344

>>12694300
now I just logged in and they're telling me I owe them money.

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>>12694300
F

>> No.12694363

>>12690009
Private prisons are ethical so long as baggie is inside one.

>> No.12694364

>>12694344
>we'll have to have more margin now there isn't any doubt
>so you better dash with a load of cash or we'll have to sell you out

>> No.12694376

>>12694363
communism is ethical so long as commies are the only ones that die from their retarded economic/political system

>> No.12694383

>>12693812
>-$44.67
>-11.83%
Anon, i...

>> No.12694396

>>12694376
It's a good thing communism doesn't require communists then.

>> No.12694404

>>12694383
>>12693823
it's his return on that one position, not his whole account, you stupid faggots

>> No.12694412

>>12694344
Spread your boxes everyone!

>> No.12694422

>>12694404
cup and handle right my friend

>> No.12694424

Up about 1% for the year, at this rate I think I can manage at least 6% by December even without a crash.

>>12694300
Working fine for me. Though I can't wait to close my positions on that hell app.

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Fuck me in the ass and call me sally , snap is up 5%
My fucking puts

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>>12694428
lmao i can't believe snap is not only green but up 5 in this sea of red, toppest kek

>> No.12694472

My robin hood broked

>> No.12694478

>>12694459
its always been a canary type stock
Small specs have yet to short it successfully despite it decline

>> No.12694493

>>12694428
>>12694459
>SNAP is a $10 stock
>vertical uptrend will hold and continue
Snap bulls btfo by Feb 15, screencap this

>> No.12694496

>>12694115
They dumped Destiny, about as good as making a successful New franchise.

>> No.12694520

So I'll be selling VRSK at about break even soon if current trends persist into next week, which will free up about 430 bucks. Thinking of either using it to double down on GALT or putting it towards my limit order of SDS.

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>>12694520
Here's a chart some guy on stocktwits made on GALT
If you're confident about the value of the company's drugs and the science supporting their clinical efficacy (like I am), adding on dips like this is a good idea

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>>12694520
Galt seems solid. If I had more cash I'd buy its current dip. Waiting on atvi earnings to see where it goes but considering selling at a loss to put the rest in Galt or lci. Maybe split.

The potential of Galt seems extreme though. Just don't like the fact that it's been stagnant for so long.

>> No.12694653

>>12694573
>The potential of Galt seems extreme though

fully agree, for a variety of reasons
I think the stagnation has been because they've been negotiating with big pharma for a possible partnership or buyout
They've had this company on their payroll for nearly 8 months now, I'm sure they would have fired them by now if they hadn't gotten any offers

https://bblsa.com

>> No.12694666

>>12694573
>>12694653
http://investor.galectintherapeutics.com/news-releases/news-release-details/galectin-therapeutics-inc-announces-new-ceo

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GPRO

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>>12694493
I hope your right. I’ve lost more than I can afford . If only I had done DD

>> No.12694717

>>12694666
>>12694653
>>12694573
The billionaire chairman of the board of directors (Richard Uihlein) also said he was pleased with the progress Back Bay was making when he extended his line of credit in December

>> No.12694719

>>12694404
that's not enough to qualify as a "position"

>> No.12694720

>>12694496
>good
The stock dropped 9% on that day.

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>>12694571
GALTs in down trend atm
its hard for see but that green support line he drew on bottom too forgiving

edited with yellow lines
its trying for break out of downtrend but if it doesnt, support will become resistancee

and flat yellow line forsure the price level would still hold GALT above flat yellow line, but below....

>> No.12694726

>>12694520
why don't you start giving it to the government and let them decide how to best use your $430? you shouldn't own your own labor and your personal property, the government should. walk the walk if you're gonna talk the talk

>> No.12694732

>>12694719
>implying you can't test positions/ideas with small investments
lets see your big boy portfolio then

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What brokerages allow you to place trailing stop orders?

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>>12694704
>snappies think this will continue on pathetic volume after breaking the upper babe

>> No.12694859

>>12694726
Communism is about abolishing private property, not personal property, anon.

The
>you're not allowed to critique capitalism if you have money
line is quite tiring.

>> No.12694870

>>12694830
Ally invest.

>> No.12694873

>>12694725
Intredasting, appreciate the perspective
You mentioned a video about fake vs real cup and handles at some point, btw
Do you still have that link, it might be an interesting watch

>> No.12694874

>>12694383
>>12694719
>$370 is not enough to qualify as a position

I forgot that we are on a private high rollers only forum for Wall Street brokers and hedge fund managers rather than the memecoin shilling imageboard of an anonymous anime pornography aficionado website.

I’ll see myself out, I don’t know how I managed to get past the bouncers in the first place.

>> No.12694883

RECESSION CANCELLED BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.12694889

Do we go green today?

>> No.12694895

there's no way that the feds are willing to trigger a hyperinflation in the stock markets. is there?

>> No.12694901

fucking COTY up 30%
thots alway win

whats next, L brands?

>> No.12694902

Nasdaq might manage green before close. S&P not far behind. Dow trailing.

>> No.12694912

Thoughts on ACB?

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>>12694843
so you're saying their a chance its crashes and burns

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fucking bears failed again, i need more discount shares!

>> No.12694928

Big momentum thrust buying on KHC. Large specs want it now

>> No.12694929

>>12694901
Canada Goose is on a steady 45 degree rise lately. Long asian girls. Earnings call next week. Judging by the amount of Goose jackets i'm seeing around the local uni this year, they should beat.

>> No.12694952

no no no no nono no

>> No.12694956

>>12694895
What do you think the last ten years have been, anon?

>>12694921
SDS is still up for the day, can't the bulls pull it together.

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CNN's Analysis of LPTX gives me such an erection.
>getting a 1000% return on 1000 shares

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>>12694966

>> No.12695010

>>12690294
>Prepare to scoop up the cheapies.
Todays' ATVI ain't the ATVI back from the glory days of 2000-2010. For Blizzard specifically there are no original developers left and working on code. The new people are 9-5vers

>> No.12695011

>>12694967
I picked up just under 4,000 shares this week. Fingers crossed.

>> No.12695033

damn that rock solid support at 2690 fucking blew this things wide open. we're going up

>> No.12695057

I SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12695059

>he's not shorting the 20y T bond right now
Is he retarded?

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Bearfags BTFO

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new SMG!!!!

>>12695066
>>12695066
>>12695066

>> No.12695094

I should've bought EA but I hate them and want them to fail. Never let feelings get in the way of buying, shame on me.

>> No.12695119

Nasdaq officially green!

>> No.12695156

>>12694902
Nasdaq green. Sausage & Pepperoni within 0.2 of flat. Dow still trailing.

>> No.12695178

>>12694859
Commies sure are stupid.

>> No.12695261

>>12694967

Picked some up just in case. Thanks anon, we're gonna make it.

>> No.12695480
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12695480

STOP SELLING

>> No.12695495

>>12694859
personal property is private property. otherwise the government would be able to take away any personal property it has.

Also, your money isn't personal property under communism.

You can critique capitalism all you want, just ensure you mention how much more retarded communism is (because it is).

Communism is basically requesting that, because only rich people can fly on a concord, we should do away with concords, jet planes and all other forms of air travel until everyone can afford it. Its unfair that rich people exist so everyone should be forced to be poor...

>> No.12696038

>>12695495
>personal property is private property
In the current legal framework, personal property is included under the umbrella of private property. But not all private property is personal property.

>your money isn't personal property under communism.
Either money doesn't exist, or even if it does as in the Soviet countries, money is only taxed to the extent you are not using it for consumption.

>just ensure you mention how much more retarded communism is
With the exception of Mao's great leap forward, communism served the countries it existed in far better than capitalism would have in the given circumstances. You can't take any system out of its actual historical context.

>Communism is basically requesting that, because only rich people can fly on a concord, we should do away with concords, jet planes and all other forms of air travel until everyone can afford it
No. To the extent Communists critique that kind of air travel its because it is environmentally unsustainable, not because only rich people can use them. Even if they were sustainable, however, the actual economic critique would be that the industries of air travel should be socialized so they can serve everyone for the lowest cost possible by cutting out profit as an expense, and so workers in the industry can have a greater say in their workplace.

>> No.12696788

>>12694874
Upvoted

>> No.12696791

>>12693602
Trade the rumor not the news

>> No.12696801

>>12693726
Which one?

>> No.12697018

Where do I trade as European? Robinhood seems to be only US based.