/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.12684117]

Buy cheapies you dummies

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

Previous Thread:
>>12674693

[Anonymous No.12684130]

Fugg this is the correct previous thread
>>12681132

[Anonymous No.12684137]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.12684150]

>>12684137
SOMEONE STOP THEM

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684176]

It's the start of the goat depression.

[Anonymous No.12684190]

>>12684137
Stock price almost as volatile as their infrastructure
Le kek

[Anonymous No.12684195]

My tax return came! This is what my portfolio looks like, what should I buy next?

[Anonymous No.12684201]

>>12684195
T

[Anonymous No.12684207]

>>12684064 #
The eis itself is just perpetuating the rumor they might build the mine. Just the fact that trump was elected mooned it to $3 because hes not an environmentalist. The pro mining governor caused a large spike as well. News has historically moved the needle sweetie. Or who knows might tank to .01. But it has good value for a gamble

[Anonymous No.12684209]

>>12684195
>he's still on the level of individual stocks
step it up, kohai

[Anonymous No.12684218]

>>12684195
Nak

[Anonymous No.12684222]

>>12684195
why do you have the same index as my teenage daughter? do you benchmark against the girl’s soccer team too?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684225]

>>12684195
you should get some snap. In 15-20 years the'll replace all telecom companies.

[Anonymous No.12684232]

>>12684195
I was going to give you some winners but judging by your current holdings you don't deserve them so just listen to this guy >>12684201 and buy a terribly managed boomer company because muh dividend

[Anonymous No.12684242]

>>12684195
KO

[Anonymous No.12684243]

>>12684222
Is your teenage daughter single? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.12684246]

I slept all day and just got up. Any reason for the selloff? Down 2%

[Anonymous No.12684251]

>>12684232
Reminder that all "growth" investing is degenerate speculation.

[Anonymous No.12684255]

>>12684201
No
>>12684209
>kohai
Very rude
>>12684222
Is your teenage daughter single? I only fuck girls under 18
>>12684225
Okay but unironically
>>12684232
Very rude, this portfolio is kino and you're too stupid to understand it
>>12684242
Actually good paired with pep

[Anonymous No.12684256]

>>12684207
What's the rundown on NAK these days anyway?

[Anonymous No.12684264]

>>12684246
CNBC reported Orange man and Winnie the Pooh aren't meeting before the tradewar deadline

[Anonymous No.12684266]

>>12684246
stocks go up, stocks go down

[Anonymous No.12684268]

>>12684256
22nd is make or break. DEIS report.

[Anonymous No.12684269]

>>12684190
kekerino

[Anonymous No.12684270]

>>12684243
>>12684255
not sure. she only talks to me when she needs money

[Anonymous No.12684272]

>>12684266
siiiip

[Anonymous No.12684275]

wonder if I should buy penske. George constanza worked there so its must be good

[Anonymous No.12684290]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.12684296]

>>12684270
I liquidate my portfolio for her. It's been like a year since I beat up a girl with a stick
>>12684275
Unironically looks good
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=PAG

[Anonymous No.12684304]

>>12684264
Before I went to bed I checked all the other major indices and they were getting JUST as well.

>>12684266
Be a lot cooler if they just go up. Go up REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.12684307]

>>12684246
Technical indicators say it was overdue and there is still a 5% downside before the market can decide to move on.

[Anonymous No.12684315]

Post kino trading music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

[Anonymous No.12684321]

>>12684296
how big is your port now comfy?

[Anonymous No.12684330]

>>12684268
If its not delayed again

[PitterPatter No.12684338]

>>12684315
>Post kino trading music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc

Or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w1R5lMqbVA

[Anonymous No.12684347]

>>12684321
2.5k, still a fugging poor fag. Should be able to get up to 6k by the end of the year with my payment scheme
Still not playing options until I get $5,000 and will only gamble 5% to not lose everything on QQQ calls
We're all going to make it!

[Anonymous No.12684353]

>>12684315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphS3QKh2ZQ
When the portfolio value drops

[Anonymous No.12684358]

>>12684347
Calls are unironically safer

[Anonymous No.12684363]

no one will make it

[Anonymous No.12684367]

>>12684347
>$2,500
grats :)

[Anonymous No.12684377]

>short 20y T bond
>short SPY
>long crude
It feels so right but it looks so wrong

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684384]

>>12684358
vxxb calls are unironically the safest investment in the world right now

[Anonymous No.12684385]

>>12684338
>>12684353
Checkmate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSCkD-gWk0&t=2s
>>12684367
:D:D:D thanks fren, when I'm rich I'm going to build a very nice retirement home everyone from smg can live in
>>12684363
WRONG, YOU'LL MAKE IT NIGGER
>>12684358
still very scared of options after losing $1000 on options on fugging robinhood

[PitterPatter No.12684392]

>>12684321
>how big is your port now comfy?
75k. Majority in cash. 20k invested.

Dumping more quarterly into my screw around RH account to mess with options after I build it up with enough play money.

[Anonymous No.12684400]

>>12684385
I'll fund the /smg/ anime so we can look back on good times

[Anonymous No.12684413]

>>12684092
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.12684417]

What does /submachinegun/ think about picking up some $XOM? I had a buy order put in at $72, but ever since they hit their earnings report out of the park I don’t think it’ll go that low again in the next quarter. Dividend is also about to drop... gonna pull the trigger and pick up twenty shares of it.

talk me out of it.

[Anonymous No.12684418]

>>12684385
Theyre still safer

[Anonymous No.12684435]

Call twitter now. Market will pull up before weekend

[Anonymous No.12684439]

>>12684209
Hm? Individual stocks is kino you faggot. Only söy drinkers buy lumps of stocks and don’t make any money because they’re flat.

[Anonymous No.12684443]

>>12684417
RDS is superior oil company

[Anonymous No.12684450]

>>12684439
Yolo. This is legalized gambling. Trying to make serious money off Robinhood is retard teir. The app is free for a reason and that reason is youre the product not the consumer

[Anonymous No.12684455]

>>12684450
>gambling is illegal

[Anonymous No.12684464]

>>12684455
A lot of it is you dork

[Anonymous No.12684472]

>>12684443
Explain pls

What I’ve read is that XOM has better investments and infrastructure in both upstream and downstream and pays better dividends. Game to pick up some RDS to diversify though since they’re leaning more heavily towards renewables.

[Anonymous No.12684485]

>>12684472
lol I have no idea they just have a cute name and have a higher dividend :3

[Anonymous No.12684487]

Melt up to green incoming

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684488]

>>12684417
no, don't, stop

[Anonymous No.12684489]

NAK swimming its way out of the shit stream.

[Anonymous No.12684493]

>>12684270
>she only talks to me when she needs money
ah, the joys of parenthood

[Anonymous No.12684494]

>>12684485
Roald Dahl’s first job was working for RDS in Africa :3

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684497]

>>12684487
we just had a death cross on the spy you darkie, this shit is going back to 240

[Anonymous No.12684508]

>>12684497
Dont matter because of the Breadth Thrust
310 end of 2019

[Anonymous No.12684511]

>>12684493
haha well to be fair she takes after her mother >:)

[Anonymous No.12684517]

>>12684450
i think the reason is that they skim a few cents off the top of each stock traded, between buyer and broker. idk if thats what you meant

[Anonymous No.12684518]

>>12684497
Been hearing this for 40 days

[Anonymous No.12684522]

>>12684464
No, just highly regulated.

[Anonymous No.12684533]

>>12684517
They sell your trades the second people make them to companies that pay millions for the data. That and using your money is how they make money.

[Anonymous No.12684534]

>>12684518
ABSOLUTE UNIT
>>12684494
He was such a qt brit UwU

[Anonymous No.12684540]

>>12684533
>They sell your trades the second people make them to companies that pay millions for the data
isnt trade volume immediately available to anyone on the internet? why would they pay for that?

[Anonymous No.12684543]

>>12684522
Are you fucking retarded. Go try to bet on a duke game in Alabama

[Anonymous No.12684547]

>>12684439
If you're trading U.S. equities then you're trading the most rigged, and I mean literally rigged market, that may have ever existed and actually tried to pass itself off as legitimate. Certainly a top contender. You need to trade indexes, futures, and things of that nature where even though there's a lot of manipulation, it's sort of a "standard" manipulation. It's actually playable. Trading individual U.S. equities is legitimately impossible over the long term by design because too many peasants got rich in the dotcom boom and then too many of the nobility got their fee fees hurt in the global financial crisis. Any meaningful volume gets done off market so you're basically just playing in a sandbox of shit specially designed for you and the rest of the peasantry and the only time any meaningful player is going to enter in is when they're there to slaughter you.

[Anonymous No.12684548]

>>12684518
He looks like a cool guy
>>12684533
Every broker does this shit. They also take the other side of your trades and have a vested interest in your failure.

[Anonymous No.12684550]

>>12684534

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684551]

>>12684508
Ratsu did you just raise your SPY target on a red day just for the hell of it?

[Anonymous No.12684561]

>>12684489
Fellow nak bro

[Anonymous No.12684568]

>>12684540
They pay to get the data a split second before others and let the algos do the rest.

[Anonymous No.12684571]

>>12684533
>>12684540
Plebs. If you're not making money from other people's trades while you sleep, then you'll... uh... do some thing until you die.

[Anonymous No.12684575]

>>12684540
Data is the new commodity

[Anonymous No.12684589]

>just got an email
>scholarship I never asked for or needed is ready to award tomorrow
LOL LOOKS LIKE MY OCTOBER LOSSES ARE PAID FOR

[Anonymous No.12684590]

>>12684548
You are correct. That is why I don't really worry about it because it's impossible to beat HFT.

[Anonymous No.12684595]

>>12684575
Ur mum is the old commodity lmao

[Anonymous No.12684596]

>>12684590
Best way around bots is to play the long game. Jmo. Focus on macro

[Anonymous No.12684602]

>>12684589
be careful of scams

[Anonymous No.12684609]

>>12684551
I can see the future, and I can see time.

[Anonymous No.12684625]

>>12684602
It was official mail. They want me to come into an office on campus

[Anonymous No.12684629]

>>12684625
based, nice

[Anonymous No.12684638]

Power Hour or Sour Hour?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684642]

>>12684609
When should I sell my VXXBullshit?

[PitterPatter No.12684651]

GE to 5 when?

[Anonymous No.12684657]

So I just got a thousand dollars to put in the stock market.

How bad of an idea would it be to find some high dividend stocks and just stick it in there?

[Anonymous No.12684659]

>>12684589
Dear Please, thank you for confirming wire transfer of funds to our accounts to initiate your paynents. Please allow 2-4 weeks for your accounts updating funds.

[Anonymous No.12684667]

>>12684657
See >>12684443
And
>>12684417

[Anonymous No.12684679]

>>12684642
Id tell you right now, but it could trigger the Bogbdabot. Vix definitely going back to 10. The 2010 secret meeting with the banks, Us government and fed will take it to 10-11 once again

[Anonymous No.12684680]

>>12684657
Oh and to be clear I'm trying to make money as fast as I can, knowing it'll still take time but I'm not trying to wait until I'm old and shriveled to be rich.

[Anonymous No.12684681]

>>12684659
Ok my ssn is 784-22-9930
Bank acc number 63857714
Routing 662842001

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684701]

>>12684659
I'm still waiting for that money from the Nigerian prince. I mean I paid the $150 fee and the $250 fee but I still haven't got my $10 million.

[Anonymous No.12684705]

bears were right trade talks are just a joke.

[Anonymous No.12684713]

>>12684701
Dear Sirs,
We not received fee, please authenticate re-transfer of $500 and we will send your funds.
Best

[Anonymous No.12684735]

>>12684705
Everyone knows the trade talks with China is a meme. Even if we got a deal China would fuck it up like they are known for.

[Anonymous No.12684743]

>>12684657
Yolo it. You cant do shit with a grand otherwise

[Anonymous No.12684749]

>>12684713
Anon,

Is about the time I profess my love for you.
Very indeed, a love this world cannot contain.
However I am stuck in the Nigerian Consulate for Foreign Romantic Affairs and am require 5.000$ thousands US dollars so I can get papers for release.
We will be with each other soon. Send moneygram or western union

Your one and true love,
Apu

[Anonymous No.12684751]

>>12684735
this, pull off the band aid and make importing chinese goods and capital illegal

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684774]

>>12684713
do you guys accept shares of HMNY?

[Anonymous No.12684790]

why is robinhood so slow with tax docs, i'm waiting to do my taxes

[Anonymous No.12684795]

>>12684543
Easy, just go to Mississippi.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684797]

>>12684751
Wow dude, why don't you round up all the jews while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.12684803]

>>12684450
>gambling
screw this stock nonsense.
this is how you get reliable returns

[Anonymous No.12684812]

>>12684795
You cant. Youre on house arrest for illegal gambling

[Anonymous No.12684825]

>>12684803
Whats the odds for john delaney potus 2020? Might yolo a grand on that gay bastard

[Anonymous No.12684831]

>>12684803
I used to do a lot of betting on basketball horse racing and craps. its a self rule but I cant do it anymore

[PitterPatter No.12684863]

>>12684790

I'm hoping RH sets it up like Schwab and TD where you can have Turbo Tax link right to the account and import everything.

[Anonymous No.12684891]

>>12684825
12.1% on betfair apparently as “other”

[Anonymous No.12684898]

?

[Anonymous No.12684904]

??

[Anonymous No.12684920]

>>12684904
>>12684898
Yes. Those are indeed two pictures

[Anonymous No.12684923]

>>12684904
because unlike 2008 retail sales and industrial production hits new highs each month

[Anonymous No.12684943]

Grubhub anon absolutely BTFO

[Anonymous No.12684949]

>>12684920
Wait, I don't understand. How many are there?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12684959]

>>12684898
>>12684904
I'm not really following. The market doubled between 2008 and 2018?

[Anonymous No.12684966]

>>12684923
Funny how I read that exact same kind of things in Dec. 2007. Just, whithout the 2008 part, for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.12684981]

Based TENX the only thing that made me money today

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12684982]

>>12684966
>implying you were even alive in December 2007

[Anonymous No.12684983]

>>12684898
>>12684904
what would you call those in yellow compared to what we're going through in blue?

[Anonymous No.12684989]

power hour hath abandoned us lads

[Anonymous No.12684990]

>>12684966
Well no you didnt, Because the yield curve had been inverted for a year and Industrial production + Retail sales were flat for around 8 months

[Anonymous No.12685006]

>>12684803
>biden pays 10/1
You know it's gonna happen. What site is this?

[Anonymous No.12685009]

>>12684949
Dos pablo

[Anonymous No.12685031]

>>12685006
Very doubtful. Id sooner bet on that pinko sanders

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12685050]

>>12684990
the yield curve was supposed to be inverted for the past year except we got the rape kikes to artificially keep it from #happening

[Anonymous No.12685058]

>>12685006

Money down the toilet.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12685072]

I actually do think we're going to retest December lows at this point, desu. Bullish long term, though. I can handle short term volatility, not going to sell anything or make obnoxious pink wojak posts.

[Anonymous No.12685073]

They held LCI down all day long.

[Anonymous No.12685079]

>>12684983
Just corrections, right now the economy is ripe for harvest

[Anonymous No.12685089]

>>12685072
keep dreaming, not going to happen

[Anonymous No.12685091]

>>12684863
I use HR Block and it does that with Schwab, but the last 2 years it's entered all of the brokerage data twice so I need to manually go through and delete the duplicate entries. I'm absolutely dreading this year after also using RH and screwing around with options. Also still have some carried losses from 3 years ago to calculate.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12685096]

>>12685072

[Anonymous No.12685097]

>>12685050
The correction was a glitch. We should be at 3000 right now, no Larp

[Anonymous No.12685106]

>DEO

[Anonymous No.12685121]

>>12685097
based and drumpf pilled

[Anonymous No.12685123]

$APOP

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12685141]

Are the gooks back from fake new year vacation yet?

[Anonymous No.12685148]

Keep going

[Anonymous No.12685149]

>>12685141

no bigotry here pls

[Anonymous No.12685155]

>>12685072
>I actually do think we're going to retest December lows at this point, desu.

What makes you think that? I thought it was going down on the last consolidation phase, shorted, got squeezed, covered, went long, new short term high set. This one looks similar and there isn't even a Fed Shitpost® coming up right away to potentially fuel a sell off.

[Anonymous No.12685163]

>NVDA

HOLY SHIT. WHAT'S HAPPENING!? WE'RE MOOOOOONING!!!

[Anonymous No.12685173]

>>12685163
What charts are you looking at?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12685175]

>>12685149
a simple yes or no would suffice

[Anonymous No.12685182]

>>12685163

made me look

kys faggot

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12685191]

>>12685155
Mostly because of the reignited trade fears
The whole Q4 2018 dip was irrational, imo, and I feel like the market will overreact again
I could be way off, tho
I don't feel confident enough about this assumption to actually short anything

[PitterPatter No.12685207]

>>12685141
>Are the gooks back from fake new year vacation yet?

[Anonymous No.12685208]

>>12685191
I'm just updating my stop losses regularly in the event of a big drop

[Anonymous No.12685226]

>>12685079
>chart shows unemployment was already on the rise at the peak of previous bull markets
>we're four months past the peak of the current one and unemployment is still falling
Sick graph, bro.

[Anonymous No.12685232]

>>12685208
>I'm just updating my stop losses regularly in the event of a big drop

There ya go! Isn't that easier than freaking the fuck out and posting pink wojacks all over the place on every little twitch?

[Anonymous No.12685233]

>>12685072
>not going to make obnoxious pink wojak posts.
Why should I come here, then ?

[Anonymous No.12685239]

>>12684275

>mfw it's an actual company

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12685246]

>>12685079
>doing TA on the US unemployment rate

[Anonymous No.12685255]

>>12685232
>Isn't that easier than freaking the fuck out and posting pink wojacks all over the place on every little twitch?
"no"

[Anonymous No.12685259]

>>12685232
HAMBAGA

[Anonymous No.12685275]

>>12684540
They give details that you cant get publicly like stoploss, liquidation price, buyers portfolio size, their expectancy, ect

[Anonymous No.12685279]

>>12685239
NEP is also a real company and it's up 3% today.

[Anonymous No.12685292]

Are we long on EA or was today just a deceased feline bounce?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12685297]

>>12684195
LCI

[Anonymous No.12685303]

KO is the only thing green for me today.

[Anonymous No.12685316]

>>12685292
I can't imagine going long on a non-monopoly that everyone hates.

[Anonymous No.12685319]

>>12685303
GIS for me :(

[Anonymous No.12685324]

>>12685226
It is rising. 4.0 right now, bottom was 3.7 at oct/2018

[PitterPatter No.12685327]

>>12685297
>LCI

Only a true meme stock can get a 28% increase for the quarter and still end on a down day.

[Anonymous No.12685328]

>>12685303
SQQQ for me

[Anonymous No.12685329]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down .26%. No trades but took the opportunity to average down my natgas on the train. I have a job interview in half an hour!

[Anonymous No.12685332]

>>12685316

EA killed Bioware and I ain't ever gonna forgive.

[Anonymous No.12685336]

Fucking MM’s shitting on LCI.

[PitterPatter No.12685344]

>>12685329
-0.28%

NBR and SN shit the bed.

[Anonymous No.12685349]

>>12685329
Up 2.9%.

[Anonymous No.12685351]

>>12685292
>video games

[Anonymous No.12685354]

>>12685329
Only down half a percentile instead of a full percentile thanks to based Golden bulls buying the dip. I want the Ultimate smokehouse combo today, and be Quick

[Anonymous No.12685356]

>>12685336
>tfw felt bad about selling my LCI shares when the earnings came
>it's back at level
wew lad

[Anonymous No.12685358]

>>12685336

DOLLAR COST AVERAGE BRO

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12685361]

>>12685329
good luck chillies bro, if you get the job we're going to romanos tomorrow

[Anonymous No.12685364]

>>12685329
-1.75% and my IRA got JUST

[PitterPatter No.12685365]

>>12685332
>EA killed Bioware and I ain't ever gonna forgive.

This type of shit was the final blow to Bioware

[Anonymous No.12685366]

>>12685329

0.43% in the green. Can't ever go wrong with the boomer basket picks even when the whole market is down.

[Anonymous No.12685375]

>>12685358
KEK

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12685383]

>>12685358
just moon missions for $500 alex..

[Anonymous No.12685385]

>>12685329

Mixed day. Notable contrarian green from Constellation and NEP. Several held less than one percent red after early morning lows. My worst performers were the S&P and Nasdaq. All individual stocks did better.

I feel really good about this. Slight defensive modification I made to my strategy during bear period last year appears to be working.

[Anonymous No.12685391]

>>12685358
JUST for $100 please

[Anonymous No.12685392]

Based LMT just closed at 300$
Anti bear warfare confirmed

[Anonymous No.12685397]

>>12685356
Good play anon.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12685423]

>>12685391
The term for the group of people who were holding onto shares of SLDB prior to today's open.

[Anonymous No.12685432]

>>12685423
what is a bagholder (extraordinaire) ?

[Anonymous No.12685437]

>>12685423
>SLDB

HOLY 60% GAP DOWN DEEP SIX

[Anonymous No.12685447]

bought 5 shares of SPY today

rate my purchase? WIll this be successful 20 years from now?

[Anonymous No.12685453]

>>12685447
>buying the bump

[Anonymous No.12685454]

>>12684290
How to invest in dividends?

[Anonymous No.12685456]

>>12685447
purchase:
>timing: 5/10
>asset: 8/10
>creativity: 3/10
>gonna make it: we're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12685460]

Survey Monkey is going to 1000

[Anonymous No.12685466]

>>12685275
Customers who bought this also bought

[Anonymous No.12685468]

>>12685358
The game show format has potential. LCI edition

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12685470]

>>12685437
I got some for around $7.45 this shit should hit mid teens soon.

[Anonymous No.12685471]

>>12685456
ill take an 8/10 all day boys, sicko mode

[Anonymous No.12685478]

>>12685468
Looool

[Anonymous No.12685486]

>>12685329
Down .88
Randomly picked up some OHRP on a whim, that saved me some.

Took a bath on LCI, forgot to sell off premarket. LPTX in the shitter too.

[Anonymous No.12685488]

>>12685468
>category: Fantasy

[Anonymous No.12685493]

>>12685468

>Category: Fantasy

[Anonymous No.12685501]

GPRO's gains...

[Anonymous No.12685516]

>GPRO hanging in there
It not fair it was
GPROs time for shine
Now the market gonna crash back down and GPRO going to 3.50

[Anonymous No.12685522]

>>12685454
Buy em

[Anonymous No.12685525]

Skechers

[Anonymous No.12685531]

>Sketchers

O BABY

[Anonymous No.12685539]

>>12685329
-0.68%
Can't win all the time.

[Anonymous No.12685542]

>>12685531
>t in Skechers
Fake and gay Skechers trader detected.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12685555]

>>12685516
https://youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE

[Anonymous No.12685563]

>>12685525

Nice earnings!

[Anonymous No.12685566]

What if I only swing trade dividend aristocrats? Then if it doesn't work out and I'm holding bags for years, I can feel better about myself because I hold for the sick yield.

[Anonymous No.12685583]

>>12685566
solid

[Anonymous No.12685592]

>>12685566
Or sells puts for dividend aristocrats, and collect fat premium, then write calls for more?

[Anonymous No.12685595]

>>12685566
Find a stock that pays a dividend for every day of the year. Basically printing free money

[Anonymous No.12685604]

>>12685516
Gopro is going to drop harder than Datsik Nuke em

>>12685566
congrats, you discovered the secret

[Anonymous No.12685606]

>>12685595
let me know when you find one

[Anonymous No.12685619]

>>12685555
The one biopharmaceutical stock am own AVXL has earnings call now too
;_;

These earnings come at worse possibly time

[Anonymous No.12685623]

why do most british traders have a hard-on for forex?

[Anonymous No.12685627]

>>12685623

So they can bet against the Euro?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12685641]

>>12685623
because the FTSE is shit

[Anonymous No.12685648]

>>12685623
I'd rather play slots than mess with forex. Every time I steal a PPV and it is from the UK all the ads are gambling. Probably has something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.12685652]

>>12685525

[Anonymous No.12685659]

>>12685606
I get about $15,000 in dividends a year (3%). I pay someone (my coworker) $400 a year to give me 2 crisp $20 bills ($40) a day every day of the year ($14,600/year).

It feels good.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12685672]

>>12685619
It's ultimately just short term noise
I don't doubt GALT is going to get hurt if the market declines rapidly, but nothing about the company itself will be changed by the market
If it's a good buy, it'll bounce back when the market starts to look up again, just like it did in December

[Anonymous No.12685681]

>>12685659
I'm sure a Chinese supplier could get you those counterfeit bills for less

[Anonymous No.12685696]

>This Mattel pump

[Anonymous No.12685701]

>>12685672
Pendulum, if you were given 20k dollars and could spend it any way you want, not just investing, how much would you put in GALT?

[Anonymous No.12685703]

>>12685659
why would you do this and why would you pay taxes on getting the divvys to your coworker so they could giv eyou cash, lmao

[Anonymous No.12685718]

>>12685703
it's not even a shitpost, it's a retardpost

[Anonymous No.12685723]

>>12685681
you don't understand. I wire him the $15,000 and he takes it out of the ATM weekly, he keeps the $400 for his work.

>>12685703
I like getting paid every day bitch. Walking into the office and getting $40 is a great way to start my day. Increased testosterone, confidence, etc.

[Anonymous No.12685743]

FEYE shat the bed and i bought some at 16.08. Might DCA down, i like cybersec.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12685746]

>>12685701
$2000

10k into a savings account
5k consumer staples and utility stocks
3k into various other biotechs
2k into GALT

[Anonymous No.12685786]

now that 2018 is done i want to total up all my grocery store costs from the year, is tehre anywhere to do this without going through it manually? Basically i want a website or app or something on my phone to scan and auto populate and aggregate my expenses through the emailed receits I get. Surely somewhere I can copy/paste every receipt and it will do this work for me?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12685791]

>>12685746
>>12685701
Actually, $3000
Switch the 3k into other biotechs and 2k into GALT around

[Anonymous No.12685797]

>>12685786
I think Intuit has a software called mint for that

[Anonymous No.12685798]

>>12685746
why not all 5k into GALT?

[Anonymous No.12685822]

>>12685659
>>12685723
fucking based

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12685839]

>>12685798
>>12685791
$1000 of the other $2000 would go into VTGN, and the $1000 I have leftover would go into one of the ones on my watchlist if I liked it after I did some DD on it

(My small biotech watchlist is CRMD, VSTM, NTRP, ACRX, SESN, MRKR, and NVAX)

[Anonymous No.12685840]

>>12685659
Hoo Lee Fuk this is Chad autism

[Anonymous No.12685843]

>>12685797
i use to use mint but have my own spreadsheet now, and i dont remember it looking into receipts beyond 'you spent this much at this business'. I mean i want to know how much i spent on eggs, bacon, milk, etc individually

[Anonymous No.12685854]

What the fucks up with Celldex? if I had bought it when I started watching it I'd be up 120%, but every time I go to buy its fluctuating like crazy.

[Anonymous No.12685874]

>>12685843
Other than spergy impulse, do you really need to know how much you spent on eggs?

[Anonymous No.12685897]

>>12685058
Just for the nomination, he wouldn't win in the general. None of the dems can beat Trump

[Anonymous No.12685899]

>>12685874
i want to know in particular how much i spent on snacks/useless foods, not necessarily eggs, I jsut used that as an example. Like how many hundreds of dollars did i waste on cheetos.....is my question

[Anonymous No.12685915]

>>12685839
I sold my NVAX at 2.20 (entered at 1.70) and want to get back in. They said the phase 3 trail results will be made public by end of Q1.

They reported earnings in March I think. I am just unsure if earnings could bring it down before the results are made or if they plan on reporting the results after earnings.

[Anonymous No.12685918]

I just got my tax info from robinhood, What line shows how much i acutally owe?

[Anonymous No.12685925]

>>12685899
i think it's time to start your own autism sheet to track it in 2019 and just forget about 2018

[Anonymous No.12685946]

>>12685925
i have my own autism google sheets, but yeah maybe ill upgrade it to go item by item and just do all of January by hand

thanks based anon

[Anonymous No.12685945]

>mfw checking MNGA

[Anonymous No.12685953]

>>12685945

kek

Is that anon still holding 25,000 shares?

[Anonymous No.12685964]

How do you feel about payday lenders. Could be some good results upcoming due to the shutdown(s). Also I saw Trump admin planning to relax Obama era restrictions, thereby allowing them to behave more unethically than ever before. I am really fond of the idea of selfish and extremely unethical investments, that do nothing but increase human misery in the world(and my account).
Some tickers for your consideration:
Enva
Curo
Ezpw
Qcco
I believe enva and ezpw are the best choices from this list. What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.12685966]

>>12685953
Damn i wouldn't want to be him. I'm holding 20 shares right now and bummed about it.

[Anonymous No.12685969]

>forgot to DCA again
god DAMNIT
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.12685981]

>>12685723
if I were that guy I would just keep the money. you can take him to court but no judge is going to believe you're that retarded so you wouldn't be able to prove he is supposed to give you the money back

[Anonymous No.12685999]

>>12685918
RH doesn't tell you how much you owe. It's just a statement with your overall profits or losses for the year

[Anonymous No.12686001]

>>12685981
he's a close friend of mine and I work with him daily, plus he pocketing $400/year for basically nothing.

[Anonymous No.12686010]

>>12685966
40 here, very excited to go all the way to zero

[Anonymous No.12686013]

>when you're so money you just buy single stocks so they add to your portfolio because it's too tedious to scroll down down to your watchlist

[Anonymous No.12686021]

>>12686001
Or he could pocket 15k and get more than he would in decades

[Anonymous No.12686028]

>>12686001
he could pocket 37 years worth of that bullshit too

[Anonymous No.12686049]

>>12686021
>>12686028
why are you even humoring this larper

[Anonymous No.12686052]

>>12686013
open a M1 finance account already if it's that big of a deal

[Anonymous No.12686056]

>>12686013
how did you get rich

[Anonymous No.12686058]

>>12685999
what do i do then

[Anonymous No.12686071]

>>12686049
After market SMG is boring

[Anonymous No.12686076]

>>12685964
I forgot to include FCFS, another promising company. This looks like only pawnshops in the US with payday loans and pawnshops in Mexico. MAGA. It also has a dividend.

[Anonymous No.12686094]

Oof. Anyone still in this?

[Anonymous No.12686105]

>>12686058
Ask whoever does your taxes. I just imported my statement into turbotax

[Anonymous No.12686113]

>>12686058
report capital gains when you file taxes? what is the question here?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12686146]

>>12685964
>I am really fond of the idea of selfish and extremely unethical investments, that do nothing but increase human misery in the world

*tips fedora respectfully towards you*

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12686148]

>>12686113
>paying taxes
ishyddt

[Anonymous No.12686158]

dax took a big hit -2.7%, spy dow -0.9%. nat gas pushed lows now, eurusd weakness continue. nothing major on us markets still rather calm

[Anonymous No.12686190]

>>12686146
As long as you don't consider that flirting, I guess you can tip away.

[Anonymous No.12686216]

>>12686158
Why did Germany crash today?

[Anonymous No.12686248]

>>12686146
I remember paper trading in highschool in 2005, I went all in on halliburton, and did the best in the class. There's really something to being unethical. I should invest in private prisons too.

[Anonymous No.12686256]

>>12686216
Dax been weak since 2018 start, then bad reports now in 2019

[Anonymous No.12686264]

>>12685623
they used to deal with many currencies so it more natural to them
being rich in Europe used to mean you had to trade currencies

[Anonymous No.12686270]

>>12686146
REEEE dont take the most patrician fetish and make it gay

[Anonymous No.12686271]

Are we just waiting for a mnga buyout at this point?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12686277]

>>12686248
Private prisons are pretty profitable, ethics aside

[Anonymous No.12686281]

Europe itself is facing age democraphic issue, the world war 2 has still huge impact on continent as baby boomers and millenals were large generations, after those birth rate collapsed. France and sweden have tried to replace this but you only burden state more if you bring immigrants from africa who will never pay net taxes

[Anonymous No.12686282]

>>12686277
private prisons are also ethical tbqh

[Anonymous No.12686286]

>>12686256
I asked about today.

[Anonymous No.12686293]

Usa is not nearly looking as bad age democraphics as europe or japan

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12686303]

>>12686270
Being gay makes it more patrician

[Anonymous No.12686311]

>>12686105
I do my own with turbotax
The shit robinhood sent me said 3 grand , they can go to hell with that kinda shit i didnt evne make 3 grand what do they need 200$ from me for, If they keep pressing me like this ill report them to the SEC for trying to steal 50$ from me

[Anonymous No.12686357]

>>12686281
the most important thing you can do for your nation and the world is to have children

[Anonymous No.12686374]

>>12686311
post a screenshot of what robinhood sent you, censoring personal details

[Anonymous No.12686388]

>>12686282
>>12686277
The ethics are debatable. I'm assuming private prisons or organizations with large stakes in them would be inclined to lobby for harsher sentencing and enforcement. I can also imagine scenarios where the profit incentive could lead to worse treatment of the prisoners.
Anyway, here are 2 private prison tickers:
Geo
Cxw
Geo is reit somehow, with a nice dividend.

[Anonymous No.12686389]

>>12685079
This looks terrible

[Anonymous No.12686393]

>>12686311
is this a serious post or that one meme where the person keeps decreasing his liabilities

[Anonymous No.12686511]

new thread!!!!

>>12686500
>>12686500
>>12686500

[Anonymous No.12686513]

>>12686393
Pretty serious it says my net gain/loss is slightly over 3k.

[Anonymous No.12686520]

>>12685641
actually the FTSE is probably the best european index and it's pretty good for european standards. Not as good as SP500 or NDAQ but still alright

[Anonymous No.12686601]

>>12685606
You find 365 you dumbass

[Anonymous No.12686624]

>>12685843
How could there possibly be an app for that you absolute faggot

[Anonymous No.12686660]

>>12686021
>15k is multiple decades of income
Some people have jobs

[Anonymous No.12686815]

Amazon my high priced and growth friend while I don't have any of your shares yet that may be about to change. Yes your down in the dumps and may be falling more due to your CEO cheating on his wife with some other woman and has maybe lost his mind and for damn sure lost his money and half of you in the process. For how else can you explain it then?

Cause that other woman is for damn sure not as hot as his wife. But oh I know you'll rebound and shoot back to 2k or more.

But oh why bother shelling out over 1k for you my friend when I can just "backdoor" you instead? For you see I know your game and your deals with Air Transport. You've got warrants out on them where you get a cut but I know you won't stop there till you own them outright. So I buy them now while they are cheap and wait for you to strike. And when you do I'll own you my friend at a fraction of the price.

[Anonymous No.12686852]

>>12686601
not according to your post here, retarded esl pajeet >>12685595

[Anonymous No.12686970]

>>12686852

LMAO

#BTFO

[Anonymous No.12687047]

>>12685966
You are like baby, watch adult lose more money with his 5000 shares. But seriously we're not fucked, forget about it for a couple months. This one shouldn't just whither and die.

[Anonymous No.12687107]

Based

[Anonymous No.12687292]

>>12687107

OH NO OH NO OH NO!

[Anonymous No.12687329]

>>12685969
>Finance journalist Dan Kadlec of Time summarized the relevant research in 2012, writing: "The superior long-term returns of lump sum investing [over DCA] have been acknowledged for more than 30 years." Similarly, decades of empirical research on DCA has found that it does not function as promoted, and is a sub-optimal investment strategy.

[Anonymous No.12687449]

>>12684117
Fucking asshole, stop posting this picture. I fought that fire, and a bunch of my friends lost their houses in it.

[Anonymous No.12687509]

>>12687449
It really is sickening to see those dead horses. People died the same way: burned alive.

[Anonymous No.12687580]

>>12687509
Take at least some comfort in knowing that when you are overcome by intense fire all around you, your lung tissue gets cauterized by the hot gasses and you pass out in seconds. It's not like those horrible African necklacing videos where they can't even light a fire right and the poor guy is writhing around for several minutes.

[Anonymous No.12687611]

>>12687580
It's still a horrible sight and terrible it happened.

[Anonymous No.12688194]

>>12684701
Gotta spend $ to make $.
>Tfw boomer