/smg/ Stock Market General

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12652274]

Big Dick Tea Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>12648769

[Anonymous No.12652288]

God bless gains !
Dow 35 k eooy !

[Anonymous No.12652311]

>>12652274
Too late to get in on weed stocks? Am I FOMOing if I get in now? What about pot ETFs? Would that be a better way to go?

[Anonymous No.12652320]

>LEG did nothing

[Anonymous No.12652326]

Should I invest in 100% stocks still, even with an impending recession?

t. 1996 zoom-boomer

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12652349]

>>12652326
just fucking buy it

[Anonymous No.12652372]

>>12652349
I thought you killed yourself.

[Anonymous No.12652406]

Are you a Boomer or a Zoomer? Find out with this one simple test:

>your retirement account is larger than your taxable account: you are a boomer
>your taxable account is larger than your retirement account: you are a zoomer

[Anonymous No.12652408]

>>12652326
15% bonds is what i might recommend just so you can pump a dip with your bond money but yeah, you are young, the time to take risks in now, not when you are 50. Just make them calculated, diversified risks and become a master of cost averaging. Time and patience are your greatest assets.

[Anonymous No.12652413]

BUY REFR

[Anonymous No.12652423]

I want to cum in Japanese pussy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12652474]

>>12652372
You can't kill that which has never lived.

[Anonymous No.12652488]

does anyone chinese here?

[Anonymous No.12652489]

>>12652474
Aren't you gay or something?

[Anonymous No.12652504]

>>12652326
why not just buy options and bet against stocks then? Also why do you believe a recession is going to happen?

[Anonymous No.12652534]

>>12652504
There has been a down turn about every decade, so we are due up for one. The recovery in employment and real estate are shaky at best and built on a rotten foundation.

[Anonymous No.12652546]

$TENX

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12652549]

>>12652489
you must have me confused with some one else

[Anonymous No.12652570]

Seagate beat earnings and still took a nosedive. What happened?

[Anonymous No.12652595]

>>12652311
>Am I FOMOing if I get in now?

Yes.

[Anonymous No.12652596]

>>12652488
Yeah but the msg just kills it for me.

[Anonymous No.12652607]

>>12652570
Trade deal uncertainty

[Anonymous No.12652621]

>>12652596
aww cmon i had this saved and i have no idea what or when its from

[Anonymous No.12652624]

The gentlemens choice once you poor fags make it like me.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12652629]

>>12652326
80-20 bonds stocks.

[Anonymous No.12652636]

>>12652549
the gay suicidal guy?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12652640]

>>12652629
And that 20 percent stocks should not be cyclical.

[Anonymous No.12652653]

>>12652534
for all we know a recession will be a big nothing burger or it will be more than 6 months from now, there is lots of time you got to make some money before then.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12652677]

>>12652653
You'll make more money playing it safe. Sure, we might have another six months. Or we might just have one. You could easily get caught flat footed. If you want to time the market, you need to time it as broadly as possible and with as little risk as possible.

[Anonymous No.12652715]

>>12652596
pls tho

[Anonymous No.12652762]

>>12652504
>>12652653
>>12652677
stop trying to time the market and just buy SPY and QQQ as often as you can and fuck off and leave it alone for decades

timing the market is for people who make 15% annually during 25% annual bull runs and think they are trading gods

just buy and hold index funds

based VTSAX

[Anonymous No.12652769]

>>12652624
You posted this in the last thread you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.12652793]

>>12652624
t. poor fag

[Anonymous No.12652847]

hi friends
let's say i buy 2 shares of XYZ at open and sell both shares before close. if i sell both shares in the same order at the same price, is this 1 day trade or 2 day trades? if i sell 1 share at a certain price, then say a half hour later sell the other share at another price, is this 2 day trades?

[Anonymous No.12652886]

theres been like a really big moon ass mission on school stocks
look at LRN, STG
GHC is chad staircasing

[Anonymous No.12652890]

Real question:

Is it insider trading if I can find a company's internal emails and memos using a site crawler to pick through their corporate homepage?

[Anonymous No.12652912]

>>12652890
It is not insider trading.

[Anonymous No.12652919]

>>12652890
if you do not work for the company then you are not an insider

[Anonymous No.12652930]

>>12652762
>>12652762
based

[Anonymous No.12652947]

>>12652847
Grug has two rock. If Grug barter two rock to Longnose Tribe, then it two trades? If Grug trade one rock for more berry later, then two trade?

[Anonymous No.12652951]

>>12652919

It's still insider trading if he's accessing nonpublic information.

[Anonymous No.12652956]

>>12652947
pls grug i need to know

[Anonymous No.12652960]

>>12652919
>Insider trading is the trading of a public company's stock or other securities by individuals with access to nonpublic information about the company.

Says google

[Anonymous No.12652992]

>>12652956
If you buy/sell 2 shares at once (can be different prices if market buy), then it is one trade. If you space time between them, then it is two or more. I don't use RH, but this is common knowledge for every trading platform.

[Anonymous No.12652995]

Blessed T. - My Fat Yield and Divvy friend. You'll always be there for me.

Blessed AMRN - My fat growth and profit friend. You'll aid me in my quest to make back and then some every penny I've invested.

Blessed DIS - My decent Divvy friend. You'll always be there as long as the kiddies flock to Florida.

Blessed GE - Yes you've sank but oh how you've proved the haters wrong. Thanks to your Spinoffs I'll be making Profit and then some. Plus if you recover that's even more Profit for me.

Blessed FOX - No fault of yours that your owners took the fat bags of Cash offered from DIS. Thanks to them I'll be adding to my DIS position and make profit from the "New Fox" Spinoff.

Blessed COMCAST - Frankly your Divvy sucks, but that ain't your fault. Like DIS you'll always be there long as the kiddies flock to Florida.

Blessed LGF.A - Thanks for the Voting Shares my cheap ass friend. You're gonna profit me greatly soon as someone buys you for a song.

[Anonymous No.12653006]

>>12652992
thank you anime girl

[Anonymous No.12653019]

>>12652995
you really think GE is fine now? still feels like it can tank at any second

[Anonymous No.12653035]

in japanese it say
>got my ticket to lamboland, it cost me 1 gpro

[Anonymous No.12653059]

Reposting for my REFR bros and people interested

https://business.nasdaq.com/discover/market-bell-ceremonies/detail.html#!/!?ceremonyId=8478
https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/material-science-company-gauzy-announces-second-factory-in-stuttgart-germany-to-produce-research-20190201-00471
https://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

[Anonymous No.12653117]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.12653127]

>>12653117
what div stocks are you holding fren

[Anonymous No.12653133]

>>12653127
he holds visa and mastercard

[Anonymous No.12653216]

I'm just going to go ahead and say it: that Kia SB commercial was unironically phenomenal. Fuck the haters.

[Anonymous No.12653224]

Be honest, how much did you lose falling for the MNGA meme?

$46 here

[Anonymous No.12653225]

Any thoughts on AAPL? I've been hemming and hawing for a week now on it, but still unsure if worth buying.

[Anonymous No.12653232]

>$JVA

Currently flying.

[Anonymous No.12653260]

>>12653225
It's definitely good long term.

[Anonymous No.12653280]

>>12653260
The best time to buy was when it dropped to $147 and the ensuing media meltdown kept it there for a whole week.

[Anonymous No.12653294]

>>12653035
very good!

[Anonymous No.12653306]

>>12653280
Yeah, don't worry it'll happen again. Just like AMD; it'll tank back down to under 10 just as soon as Intel releases something that kicks AMD's latest to the ground.

[Anonymous No.12653324]

>>12653225
should've gotten in below 150

[Anonymous No.12653331]

>>12652762
>timing the market is for people who make 15% annually during 25% annual bull runs and think they are trading gods

Wow anon you really believe that's what short term traders make?

[Anonymous No.12653340]

>>12653306
I bought the top of AMD and I'm down like 50 bucks already.

[Anonymous No.12653341]

>>12653294
i hate gpro, i have 1 share with total return at +$0.15

[Anonymous No.12653356]

>>12653127
outside dividends from mutual funds, here's my current dividend portfolio:

AAPL, CSCO, DOC, IBM, IP, IRM, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KHC, KO, LOW, MO, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX. SBUX, T, V, VZ

[Anonymous No.12653357]

>>12653232
>JVA

Whoa nelly! What happened?

[Anonymous No.12653363]

>>12653306
Intel sat on their ass for 10 years and will never catch up.
They lost the mobile devices market to ARM forever, and they're literally falling back to older chip fabrication processes while everyone else is putting out sub-10nm with good enough yields.

[Anonymous No.12653386]

>>12653357
not sure. money manager says there's rumors of CBD coffee or some shit.

[Anonymous No.12653421]

Damn they sure are keeping the Bezo's Divorce details under wraps ain't they. Surely the gritty details would've leaked by now. You can't keep something that high profile under wraps for long.

You know: what she gets, Amazon stock tanking over fear she'll get a big slice. Fear she'll sell her new shares and cause a ripple effect, that kinda thing.

Release the Details dammit! I wanna bag Amazon on the mega dip at under 1k. Do it! Do it now! Amazon at under 1k would be so very nice. Plz let the high flying Amazon stock tank hard so I can buy on the mega dip and make greedy profit on the upswing.

[Anonymous No.12653436]

>>12653386
>rumors of CBD coffee or some shit

Ah. That'd figure. The 2017 'blockchain' effect. I remember when Kodak of all things got a massive pump because they had some kind of crypto involvement. It went from 3.05 to a peak of 13.28 in two days. This was right around the time Bitcoin topped out.

[Anonymous No.12653446]

>>12653224
$35.

[Anonymous No.12653455]

>>12653386
Don't surprise me any. Police in the city today raided some dude who made Xanax laced Gummy Worms of all things.

[Anonymous No.12653482]

>>12653363
>Intel sat on their ass for 10 years and will never catch up.
Nah. Foveros and chiplets on that active interposer is a step ahead of AMD's Zen 2 solution. They will be either equal or Intel will be ahead of AMD again when Zen 3 comes out. It depends primarily on how far along TSMC's chip stacking and active interposer technology has gotten.

[Anonymous No.12653504]

>>12653294
>>12653341
yeee bouuuuuu
GPRO making /smg/ cashhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.12653508]

>>12653019
They have so many divisions some of which are incredibly profitable, they could always restructure their way into profitability if they chose, they would however have to take a short term loss at the expense of golden handshakes and employee buyouts. The chance of them really going under though is close to zero.

[Anonymous No.12653529]

>>12653421
men are the producers and women are the consumers. she is going to sell that shit and spend it.

[Anonymous No.12653554]

>>12653019
>>12653508
Not only that but the profit you'd make from the spinoffs would more than cover your GE investment. Hell the Wabtech deal alone will net you a nice profit. W is trading at $68 - 70 per. GE shareholders get 24% of W. What that is far as share ratio goes I have no clue but even if it's just one share of W that's still $68- 70 profit for free.

[Anonymous No.12653557]

>>12653421
if me were multi-billion dollar CEO
would just have her assassinated :3

would be easiest for everyone

[Anonymous No.12653561]

>>12653436

Speaking of dude weed involved speculative stocks with upside left, I have two on close watch. Or, I should say one on watch and one I've already made some profit on. Crop Infractructure Corp, which I have mentioned before. That one pumped 9% today. Not overbought yet, which is now a rare feature in the dude weed stocks. Second is a Canadian coffee shop chain called The Second Cup Ltd. which has had plans ongoing to convert some of its existing coffee shops to weed shops in future. This one is a little dicey and I wouldn't even bother mentioning it if not for the extreme bullishness of weed right now. Market cap: 39m, EPS: 0.13, P/E: 15. Chart is firmly in bear territory but has potential.

[Anonymous No.12653583]

>>12653363
Wouldn't be so sure. Intel owns server market.

[Anonymous No.12653611]

>>12653504
>GPRO making /smg/ cashhhhhhhhh

Unironically GPRO does look like it could break bullish soon. There isn't much resistance between current level of 5.13 and the upper descending trend line at around $6. Choppy waters probably around $5.50 but nothing some determined buy pressure can't run through.

[Anonymous No.12653739]

>>12653557
if she suddenly died right now, bezos would be the prime suspect

[Anonymous No.12653794]

Sorta want to pick up 1000 shares of ACB and short it when it hits 10. I've lost a shit ton of potential profit by being too bearish about dude weed.

[Anonymous No.12653803]

>>12653059
Sold my 54 shares at 5.59 today after it dipped the second time and put it all into dude weed, which shit the bed around sour hour, but it's up again post market.

Did I fuck up /smg/ I've followed you guys since around August when I got my first pelgrant kick back, was down 200 Oct. Thru Dec.

Finally made my losses back today, but I started off with $1000 and put $200 in on Friday and today since dude weed seemed to be going parabolic.

As of right now I'm up $60 total, was considering putting a strangle on SNAP since the options are so cheap.

I think my main issue is I keep trying to time the market, and buying the top of the memes retards post on here, I've almost eliminated all emotion when it comes to trading though. My goal is to make an extra $1000 swing trading, and then start buying dividend stocks while paying down loans, I just moved back in with my dad, offered to pay rent, but he never said anything about it so I'll likely be seeing a lot of extra income.

[Anonymous No.12653836]

Robinhood is being weird. I sent 5k and they said they'll give me 2k to invest until it clears, but only 200 shows up in new funds. But my buying power went from 20 to 500.. ..

[Anonymous No.12653839]

>>12653836
>robinhood

[Anonymous No.12653850]

>>12653836

They are going broke

[Anonymous No.12653876]

>>12652311
yes, too late.
Top = maximum potential to bankruptcy
Bottom = maximum potential to $$$

[Anonymous No.12653885]

>>12653836
What do you need those 50 bucks for anyway?
$20 should be enough for you

[Anonymous No.12653887]

>>12652992
if you buy at two seperate times you pay double the commission retard

[Anonymous No.12653905]

>>12653224
I sold before the RS thank God. Made like $150. Didn't get so lucky when it happened with CEI

[Anonymous No.12653915]

>>12653885
5k is 5000 dollars.

[Anonymous No.12653917]

>>12653836
They probably lost it in the tubes desu

[Anonymous No.12653930]

>>12653739
So? With that kinda money they could never prove it

[Anonymous No.12653935]

I cannot stop buying MKC, McCormick and Company.

[Anonymous No.12653955]

>>12653917
My bank account looks like a drug dealer's bank account so I think BofA is a lil suspicious and staggers the amount I can send or receive in a short period of time.
They rejected a couple coinbase transactions over $100 recently.

[Anonymous No.12653956]

Greetings all. I just wanted to stop and say.. I have never seen a bigger bunch of retards in on thread.

Thanks for letting me share

Bye

[Anonymous No.12653961]

>>12653887
I never said anything contradictionary to your post so...no u retard.

[Anonymous No.12653966]

>>12652890
it'd be considered to be hacking.
> inb4 crawlers aren't exploits
in that scenario you're using a piece of software to access non public information (ie not intended to be public).
even if they would misconfigure their mail servers and set you accidentially as bcc you would be a criminal by using that knowledge. it's like someone looses 100$ and you find it and don't give it back but buy stuff with it.
also kys.

[Anonymous No.12653989]

>>12653421
She's not going to do anything to damage the stock. That's her kids stock in her eyes.

[Anonymous No.12653991]

>>12653930
what if the guys he hires for the job wants to extort him? kill them as well?

[Anonymous No.12654032]

>>12653991
Dude could get an Alexa to whisper subliminal kill orders to someone as they slept

[Anonymous No.12654057]

How do we short Canada? This country is going down

[Anonymous No.12654061]

Guys why os VTSAX so based?

[Anonymous No.12654080]

>>12654057
Buy puts on XRE

[Anonymous No.12654082]

>>12653989
Get a load of this guy. She knows Jeff is trying to live for ever as emperor of space and the kids will never never inherit the fortune. This is the only way she has to garuntee they get some money

[Anonymous No.12654103]

>>12653991
Or pay him in stock
>Bezos is implicated
>Stock falls
>Hitman losses money

[Anonymous No.12654117]

>>12654061
the world economy always grows and so VTSAX always grows

only SPY and QQQ are even close to as based, but neither are as based. Literally having 100% of your portfolio until you are 10 years from retirement is the patricians choice.

Holding VTSAX from 18-38, then transitioning into more and more bonds until you retire at 45 is my plan

[Anonymous No.12654127]

>>12654080
The volume is so low I’m doubtful I’d be able to sell to close. Thanks for the tip though

[Anonymous No.12654153]

>>12653991
He could just buy an army of niggers and kill everyone

[Anonymous No.12654170]

>>12653956
>I have never seen a bigger bunch of retards in on thread
Based tard bro

[Anonymous No.12654203]

Strangle on SNAP? Yay Nay?

[Anonymous No.12654208]

>>12654203
SNAP is ded

[Anonymous No.12654239]

>>12654208
So strictly puts then? I thought a strangle would be smart since it's going up for some unexplainable reason, but I know it should take a big fat dump. 16 dollar options, haven't messed around with options before so I see it as a learning opportunity.

[Anonymous No.12654258]

>>12652406
My taxable is about 30k and the total tax advantaged side is 67k. My wife has like 2k taxable, 60k tax advantaged.

[Anonymous No.12654293]

are we ready to wear our seatbelts while VTGN takes us to the moon soon?

[Anonymous No.12654296]

>>12654127
Kek

[Anonymous No.12654316]

>>12654258
by tax advantaged do you mean combined 401ks and annual IRAs

[Anonymous No.12654327]

>>12654293
It was above $2 in the fall, and then shit the bed.

My first losing a bunch of money learning opportunity actually. Still don't trust it.

[Anonymous No.12654359]

>>12654296
If I am mistaken please correct me

[Anonymous No.12654394]

>>12654359
Probably the from you saying "tip" with that picture.

[Anonymous No.12654417]

>>12654394
It’s not like Canuck bucks are worth anything

[Anonymous No.12654450]

Circuit breakers this week

[Anonymous No.12654458]

BUY DELL $60 CALLS

IM UP $420 ALREADY

[Anonymous No.12654464]

So what's up with people losing there bitcoin wallet by forgetting there keys and what not.
How does this affect the bitcoin value?
Not at all right? It's just reducing circulation huh?

[Anonymous No.12654490]

>>12654464
the less of something there is the more each one left is worth

dumbass why do you think money has any value before you account for inflation

[Anonymous No.12654496]

$CRON reaching the top very soon. get ready to sell.

[Anonymous No.12654507]

Tax q: Am I taxed on my gains when I sell the stock, or when I transfer from my broker to my bank account?

[Anonymous No.12654532]

>>12654496
ACB has at least another day of gains. It's being bought by a lot of small investors, not just traders.

[Anonymous No.12654614]

>>12654458
BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.12654630]

>>12654117
QQQ would have been a better investment in the past 10 years

[Anonymous No.12654641]

>>12652274
Hey guys, I just want to recommend VSTM and VLRX. Both are solid biotech companies that are highly undervalued. VSTM makes a cancer treatment drug that has been FDA approved and just went on the market a few months ago. They're focusing on sales and growth in the coming year, look to have a solid plan and have a lot of cash on hand. VLRX is the maker of V-Go, a wearable insulin injection device that allows you to administer your insulin with the press of a button.

Pretty cool shit, super cheap, boomer healthcare = cash cow $$$$ for the next 20 years.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12654654]

>>12654641
I also agree that VSTM is a good pick, from what I've read about it

[Anonymous No.12654656]

>>12654532
I got a $6 PUT for 2/15 that I'm holding on to just in case.

[Anonymous No.12654671]

when is TSLA going to start moving again? either direction is fine, preferable to stagnating around 310s

[Anonymous No.12654682]

>>12654316
Yes, but not the HSA or 529s. Yet!

[Anonymous No.12654711]

>>12654671
sell puts and covered calls and ride it sideways.

[Anonymous No.12654726]

>>12653611
say that again pls with your bedroom eyes

[Anonymous No.12654729]

>>12653035
More like BlowPro

[Anonymous No.12654803]

>>12653216
Are you the guy who was going to buy a KIA if you made it big?

[Anonymous No.12654830]

>>12654729
dont every speak badly about GPRO again

[Anonymous No.12654840]

>>12652423
Yes

[Anonymous No.12654884]

>>12654729
Cripple waifu my tax return won't get here till the end of the month, and it'll be too late
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.12654897]

what is this gpro and anime meme

[Anonymous No.12654969]

>>12654897
GoPro has its own anime in japan, thats why.

The company's flagship camera - witnessed record levels of social engagement at launch and achieved the highest post-launch sell-through of any new camera in the history of the company.

Furthermore, the company announced that its best-selling $399 HERO7 Black has garnered a number of industry awards, highlighting the product's state-of-the-art features. Its present cash cow received innovation awards from CES, CHIP, PCMag and Popular Science, among many others. HERO7 Black also received Editor's Choice Awards from publications around the world including Mashable, Wired, Digital Photo, Kaden Hihyo and Xataka, and Fusion. Such international momentum and overwhelming positive reviews have helped to augment the company's traction in camera market, translating into top-line growth.

GoPro is about to do something historically for the stock. It will have a postive EPS for the first time in 5 years, and it will also post a positive December (a sales session that GoPro has always fumbled on) in its company history.

[Anonymous No.12654978]

So coinbase sent me my 1099k and it was kinda yuge for me since I have no job and neet student. I went to use their tax generating tool and found out for 2018 my net gains were only 2,000 dollars since I lost a ton as well. I went to my net profit for stock for the year and im only 2k in positive

Feels good I might only have to pay a few hundred dollars in taxes since its like 10% of what ~4000 and thats all the money I made.

[Anonymous No.12654982]

>>12654884
what did you just call me

[Anonymous No.12654993]

>>12654969
wow, i like gopro now. thank you anime, buying some more tomorrow

[Anonymous No.12655014]

>>12654969
Eh I guess it cant hurt to throw a few hundred bucks at GPRO tomorrow

[Anonymous No.12655033]

>>12654359
I thought you were punning with the tip comment

[Anonymous No.12655042]

>>12654982
I responded to the wrong post, but this outcome is much better

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655049]

>>12654830
>muh ebin tacticool balisong

>>12654884
>implying rkg would do anything except attempt to peg you with her frail lupus body

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655061]

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655082]

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655090]

>>12655082
the screenshot in this picture

[Anonymous No.12655091]

>>12654296

THIS IS THE GUY WHO TRIED TO SELL ME A SINGLE 10,000 LBS "LEAN" HOG

[Anonymous No.12655094]

how are taxes looking for you guys? think im only paying around 500 for 2018. what about some of you

[Anonymous No.12655112]

>>12653955
Schwab did this to me recently so I started using even amounts and they have been going through. Never called them to fix anything as I really don't care enough to.

[Anonymous No.12655113]

>>12652423
based

[Anonymous No.12655168]

>>12654884
go out, donate plasma, wash windshields, get a small payday loan, anything for that money to inviest in GPRO

dont do it for me, dont do it for monederpy gain. Do it for yourself. Do it so you dont commit a lie.
because even if you tell a lie once, it becomes you

[Anonymous No.12655195]

Post your holdings.

Me first 100% MKC.

[Anonymous No.12655202]

>>12654458
I wish we could easily trade options privately so I could sell you every single dell $60 call you're buying. The sweet sweet premiums

[Anonymous No.12655213]

>>12654496
I hope you are right, I want it to crash back down so I can buy in at a reasonable price

[Anonymous No.12655217]

>>12655195
100% BGS

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655224]

>>12655168
>>12654884
donating plasma is a particularly good option if you want to help people with illnesses like rkg's
CSL Plasma gave me $50 bucks a pop, and you're allowed to donate up to twice a week (per federal regulations)
make sure you drink a ton of water beforehand, btw
i didn't drink enough water beforehand my first time, and I nearly passed out, they had to stop it early
i still got paid, tho

>>12655195
GALT and VTGN
ASP of 4.44 and 1.37 respectively

[Anonymous No.12655225]

>2nd shoulder of H&S forming?
Time to buy SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.12655230]

>>12655217
>being poor
>using spice island spices

[Anonymous No.12655231]

>>12655168
Donating plasma is barely a step above sucking dick
No thank you!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655234]

>>12655225
>doing meme "technicals" like this on a 5 year chart

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655238]

>>12655231
it's not that bad you faggot
also your plasma will go to people needing blood transplants, including patients like leukemia like rkg

[Anonymous No.12655249]

>>12655230
Its Literally more expensive.
And brings out flavor better

[Anonymous No.12655258]

>>12653127

$MO

it holds a stake in Juul and cannabis and pays an 80¢ dividend and has increased its dividend every year for the last 50 years.

[Anonymous No.12655297]

>>12655249
Only poor people use it, even if it costs more

[Anonymous No.12655307]

>>12654239
>SNAP
puts automatically, you can do covered puts which is what im thinking of doing

[Anonymous No.12655308]

>>12655225
>>12655234

To be fair, Google's weekly chart does look like a head and shoulders is mostly formed.

[Anonymous No.12655339]

>>12655297
>Enriched

[Anonymous No.12655352]

>>12655339
FUGG XD

[Anonymous No.12655356]

>>12655224
>>12655231
>>12655238
Redpill me on donating plasma.

Is it really full of homeless people and hookers/drug addicts?

An extra $400 a month to invest in dividend stocks is pretty tempting but I'm afraid of getting disease or getting dirty.

[Anonymous No.12655377]

LEAN HOGS UP 2%

[Anonymous No.12655390]

>>12655249
Niknik I just did a taste comparison. True one is ground and one crushed but I chewed them up a lot; Spice Island is spicier and more flavorful

[Anonymous No.12655393]

What is the best stock?

[Anonymous No.12655399]

>>12655393
Anything weed related. I am 50% of my life savings in HMMJ.

[Anonymous No.12655434]

>>12655390
Of course, I wouldnt lie to you
You should also replace butter with Molly McButters

[Anonymous No.12655448]

>>12655213
Same. Just sold half my ACB at about 8.05 a share and half my Canopy. If pot kept going up I'd probably gas myself.

[Anonymous No.12655455]

>>12655448
Stupid move dude. Weed is going to moon once more countries legalize it. We are in early adopter smart money phase.

[Anonymous No.12655461]

>>12655455
It's not a guarantee.

[Anonymous No.12655468]

>>12655455
>We are in early adopter smart money phase.

Yes. And included in that phase are a series of mad pumps and equally mad sell offs.

And tippy tip for holding the dude weed while it's going super bullish: trailing stops are your fren.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655485]

>>12655356
It can be pretty ghetto depending on the area you go to, but it isn't bad if you don't do it in a shitty area
(You only have to do the first two things the first time you go)

>go to plasma donation center with ssn and government id
>fill out a questionnaire making sure you don't have any bloodborne diseases or drug habits
>get your finger pricked (testing your blood to make sure you have appropriate plasma levels)
>sit in a chair (the chairs are usually very comfy, since you're expected to sit still for an extended period of time)
>nurse finds a vein and pricks your arm
>sit in a chair for 1-2 hours and squeeze your fist once in a while (they give you a snack and gatorade)
>get paid

You aren't going to get any diseases, they sterilize their shit

[Anonymous No.12655489]

>>12655461
Yes it is you dummy. Canada opened the flood gate. It's just a matter of time now. The only risk is if your specific holding goes bust for some reason. Diversify using sector ETF like hmmj and you will be rich in 10 years guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.12655512]

>>12655399
>buying in at the highs

[Anonymous No.12655523]

>>12655485
Thanks, I'm considering it.

[Anonymous No.12655536]

>>12655468
Stop losses and short term fluctuations are irrelevant. The current legal market for weed is tiny. It will increase over time. This is a guarantee. The growth potential for weed is so insane that it is impossible for it to fail. If you think weed can fail you need to take an economics course. These companies are printing money with a legal customer base of 30 million. What do you think will happen when their legal customer base expands to 500 million? 1 billion? 6 billion? Here, I'll do some math for you.

6 billion / 30 million = 200x market potential just in new legal customers. Now think of additional applications of adding it to drinks, food, etc. It is guaranteed to exceed all other growth sectors in long run. No other sector on earth has the same growth potential. Index funds will never catch up with weed over 30 year period. I already sold half of my index funds and have made a decades worth vanguard gains in a very short time. 8% a year can't compete.

[Anonymous No.12655545]

>>12655512
>he thinks a high is possible with a customer base of 30 million people

nope, nice try kiddo. like I said short term fluctuations are irrelevant. I am in it for long haul and legalization in other countries.

[Anonymous No.12655553]

>>12655512
Weed stocks aren't at a high (heh) yet. We can get another 30-40% outta them. Most haven't even reached their all time high yet (except IIPR and that one's the least volatile).

[Anonymous No.12655558]

>>12655238
A significant portion of it goes to cosmetics testing, almost none actually goes to patients. Blood drives where whole blood is donated typically goes to patients because It is a much lower risk population. Offering monetary compensation the way plasma places do it attracts a MUCH higher risk populations and increases the chance that blood bourne pathogens like hiv get through screening.

[Anonymous No.12655562]

>>12655545
They're not irrelevant if you're swing trading. If you're buying pot just make sure you're buying the right companies. I sold half my weed stocks but I intend on buying back in once canopy drops down to the mid-high 30s. I've seen it as low as 28 dollars a share. I'm just pissed I didn't buy at those levels.

[Anonymous No.12655567]

>>12655553
I've seen them peak like this. They often drop off after these types of booms. Give it 1-2 months and then you can buy in at a discount.

[Anonymous No.12655568]

>>12655562
I don't even have to worry about buying the right companies. I'm in HMMJ weed ETF. This removes the only risk of weed, which is that a single new company can fail. The sector as a whole is guaranteed to grow.

[Anonymous No.12655574]

Well GE set the record date of the Wabtech deal. You must own GE stock a few days before the 14th of this month to get your 24 % stake of W.
(Reminder: W is trading at 68 - 70 now. If you bagged GE when it tanked in the 6 - 7 range, your getting a hell of a bargain).

Deal is set for closure on the 24th.

What the GE = W share ratio is I've no clue just a hard percentage listed at 24 %.

[Anonymous No.12655576]

>>12655536

K. Enjoy bagholding for several months.

[Anonymous No.12655580]

>>12655568
>weed ETF
This is unironically a good decision. Like I said, I sold half my Aurora and canopy but the next position I'm planning on moving into is MJ once it's at a discount.

[Anonymous No.12655590]

>>12655568
Why not just set up stop losses for the bust and profit off the booms? It will just mean you have that much more money in when the golden bull actually starts (usa legalizes)

[Anonymous No.12655592]

I'm putting my life saving into weed tomorrow. (I put an eighth of it into APHA today and already made 800 bucks)

Screencap this so when it crashes you can splice it into a funny meme after my suicide.

[Anonymous No.12655600]

>>12655576
Oh no, I have to baghold for several months before I can make 2000x and retire at 40 when weed gets legalized in America. Oh no, what will i do, how will i ever hold out. Gee golly you're right I better sell because the psychological impact of a few months losses is definitely too much to bear.

[Anonymous No.12655612]

>>12655592
Crash within the next two weeks but if you don't average down during the crash you're retarded.
I know because I bought during a weed boom, at one point I had lost a ton of money but refused to sell and kept averaging down. Now I've made some cash after selling half my shares.

[Anonymous No.12655613]

>>12655590
Because timing the market doesn't work and is stupid. Weed is only guaranteed as a long term play.

[Anonymous No.12655616]

>>12655568
>I'm in HMMJ
What did you buy in at? I am debating if I should wait with how pumped up everything is.

[Anonymous No.12655633]

>>12655613
>timing the market doesn't work and is stupid

Alright but it's also stupid to be entering longs when everything on the ETF and almost every individual weed stock is overbought on the daily RSI. Some are in the 80's.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655655]

>>12655558
Pharma companies use donations from plasma centers to develop certain types of medications, tho
It does help patients, even if it's in a roundabout way

[Anonymous No.12655663]

>>12655616
My ACB is around $13 right now. Got in majority of my money shortly after legalization when I noticed the uptrend. Also did my DD and found out that weed is legit and not a meme. In my opinion there is no bad time to get in if you are long term holding. These companies will either explode once legalization comes up in other countries or get scooped up by bigger tobacco and food players ex. coke/pepsi. Either way you win.

[Anonymous No.12655674]

>>12655613
Well if it increases for ever then you never sell, set low stop losses. When its down 100% in 1-6 months you buy back in and can retire at 39 instead of 40.

[Anonymous No.12655676]

>>12655613
I agree with about half the posts you've made here but I don't think timing the market is stupid right now. I've seen these ebbs and flows in the weed market, every time there's a massive boom there's always a massive bust. Long term weed will make you rich but if you're interesting in maximizing your gains it's better to buy weed at a discount, I know because I bought at a peak and it took me a long time to cost average down.

[Anonymous No.12655682]

>>12655633
No, it's not stupid because:

1) You don't know if it will go up or down in short term.
2) It is guaranteed to go up by a huge amount in long term because of growth potential.

In the long run, buying at $13 or $22 is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.12655714]

>>12654507
when you sell

[Anonymous No.12655785]

>>12655655
Cope harder, pharmashill
They pay you $25 and sell it for $1200

[Anonymous No.12655850]

>lmao weed is the future, tens of billions market caps on tens of million in revenue
>lmao like gonna be like 500mil weed users on the daily in the us bro don't ask about the math
>Lmao not going to be any competition, driving prices down on the shitty easy to grow weed it is

weed stocks are literally this years irrational exuberance (crypto)

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655901]

>>12655785
$50 twice a week is better than $0
You can get more through them then you could selling it on your own

[Anonymous No.12655918]

>>12655850
>competition
It is a highly regulated industry. Grow operations and sales are licensed and therefore competition is restricted.

[Anonymous No.12655919]

>>12655094
Getting back 200 sucks to be you dude

[Anonymous No.12655924]

>>12655682
God you sound like my dad. The differnce between 13 and 22 is the difference between 650k and 1.1mil. That 40% becomes alot less irrelevant if weed actually does go on a moon mission.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12655943]

>>12655785
$50 twice a week is also a lot more than you currently make in dividends

[Anonymous No.12655957]

>>12655924
The reality is you will never know in short term what the peaks and dips are. Instead, you will sit on the sideline waiting for a dip that may never come. That would cost you a lot more than the the different between 22 and 13. If you could time the market you would already be rich. You can't, and that's why the only sensible play is to get your money in early and hold. Do not look at the past and think "what if".

[Anonymous No.12655959]

>>12655943
You also end up looking like a heroin addict.
Just get a job like a normal person

[Anonymous No.12656000]

>>12655523
>>12655485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTPPB-zYRZw

[Anonymous No.12656010]

>>12655957
I do, I just also have stop losses so that *if* the stock looses 50% next week on earnings I take some gains and can reinvest more at a cheaper price.

[Anonymous No.12656041]

>>12656010
Why would I want to take capital gains for no reason when I'm young? I want to defer all my weed gains until retirement so I can cash out at low tax brackets. Your idea sounds stupid to me but you've already convinced yourself so do whatever you want.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12656082]

>>12656041
>Why would I want to take capital gains for no reason when I'm young?
roll over money.

I was taught by an old investor to just roll over money. He is filthy rich and he literally doesn't really give a shit about taxes. He wants to roll money over as fast as he can.. I tried to convince him to buy this house to flip with me, he told me no because he doesn't want to sit on his investment longer than 6 months. In 6 months time he can roll his money over 2-3 times and make more money than the one flip.

As you get older you will realize this.. it sure did take me awhile because I had the same mentality when it came to taxes.

[Anonymous No.12656105]

>>12656041
If the st capital gains are going to make that big of a dent we are clearly in two different tax brackets. I guess I dont know what the number look like if you are making big boy money from a job.

[Anonymous No.12656116]

When is the market going down this week? I didn't cash out for it to keep going up!

[Anonymous No.12656195]

>>12656116
We're hitting a new ATH and leaving retards like you behind.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12656263]

>>12656082
>reddit

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12656347]

>>12656263
I never go on that site.. but i'm sure you would know exactly how people are there.. huh??

[Anonymous No.12656376]

>>12656347
Why are you talking to yourself?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12656380]

BUY LCI!

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12656381]

>>12656347
>reddit

[Anonymous No.12656383]

>>12655536
what do you own in the US for weeeeeed? individual companies like canopy and arorua and shit or the $MJ ETF?

[Anonymous No.12656459]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ZL8qvEmR0

Now you're climbin' to the top of the company ladder
Hope it doesn't take too long
Can't cha you see there'll come a day when it won't matter?
Come a day when you'll be gone, whoa

I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People livin' in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind

Take a look ahead, take a look ahead, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Wow! Now everybody's got advice they just keep on givin'
Doesn't mean too much to me
Lots of people out to make-believe they're livin'
Can't decide who they should be, whoa

[Anonymous No.12656572]

>>12652274
hey OP tripfags need to burn why was this fucking thread hidden

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12656597]

>>12656572
>why was this fucking thread hidden
because you are a special snowflake that needs a safe space

[Anonymous No.12656649]

>>12654496
based buying puts

[Anonymous No.12656822]

>>12655094
as always I don't get all of my paperwork in until mid february so I can't even begin to do my taxes. this is the first year I collected rental income so it's going to be interesting seeing how it changes my taxes but I haven't sat down to look at anything yet. hopefully won't be that bad.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12656900]

>>12656597
Le attention whore is mad

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12656922]

>>12656900
says the guy using someone elses trip.....

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12656934]

>>12656922
;_; you're so special

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12656967]

>>12656934
no u

[Anonymous No.12657091]

I just got a robinhood account and used 50$ for shares of twitter and dogecoin, how much should I actually be giving a shit about stocks?

[Anonymous No.12657101]

>>12657091
more than you should about memecoins

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12657103]

>>12657091
buy LCI

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12657108]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E45fogGN_Y8

[Anonymous No.12657129]

>>12657103
Ill get around to it
>>12657101
I put in likr 5 bucks, about the same as buying a lotto ticket

[Anonymous No.12657149]

>>12657101
This.
>>12657091
There's much more to be gained in high risk speculatives in the market than there is in shitcoins. Both are high risk and speculative but the markets bring better gains as long as you understand the industry you're getting into.

[Anonymous No.12657288]

Waiting for after the next presidential election before I buy in

leddit says trump will be impeached 1,000,000 times a week, will this tank the stock market? get ready to short?

[Anonymous No.12657327]

Eurofags might wanna have a look at THQ Nordic. The quarterly reports are due on the 13th and the stock usually pumps like 10% that day (see chart).
The company was relatively small and bought dozens of dead gaming IPs and makes remakes/ new games for them like Darksiders 3.

[Anonymous No.12657349]

>>12657288
priced in bucko

[Anonymous No.12657368]

red day

[Anonymous No.12657383]

>>12657368
6th week in a row bearcucks praying for a red day.

[Anonymous No.12657646]

Registered with international brokers as euro. Why can't I find Dow Jones (DJI) and other indexes US when I search. I see AAPL for example.

[Anonymous No.12657656]

>>12657646
Indexes are not tradeable, they just show the state of a certain market. What you are looking for actually is a way to 'bet' on their change (increase/decrease). You can do this with derivatives (CFDs / options) or with an ETF (check out DIA for the DJI).

[Anonymous No.12657708]

>>12657129
>>12657129
Not saying LCI is a bad buy but right now I wouldn’t bother, they climbed at best 8$ and then float at 7.32-7.50 for a week and maybe then see 7.60 I just sold 70 shares because between this and AMRN there are better bio companies making big gains like CODX and TRVN that are just in the process of mooning
Either play the very long gain with LCI or try your hand at something more profitable
LCI will get big again but with no real innovation and a big chip on their shoulder it’s gonna take a bit for investors to see it as a profitable company again

[Anonymous No.12657727]

>>12656383
For people with money CGC is a great investment
For those looking to profit big CRON and HEXO are winners
ACB has a lot of potential but their grow potential is small so hold on them until about 11 bucks a share and see
APHA is garbage no matter what anyone says

[Anonymous No.12658010]

Summit materials. Buy now

[Anonymous No.12658138]

I cant wait for you literal niggers to get caught with your pants down while this house of cards comes crashing to the fucking ground. A castle built on the thin ice of speculation can not last and I will laugh at each and EVERY ON OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS when you are begging on the streets and offer to suck my cock for a fucking hamburger!!! Your time is coming bulls and I will make it all back and then some! AND THEN WHO WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH?!?

[Anonymous No.12658171]

>>12658138

[Anonymous No.12658196]

>>12658171
Soon.

[Anonymous No.12658499]

Just wondering, say you got stock in some company that merges with another one. Under the terms you get stock or cash depending on what your preference is.

You only have enough shares to get you a partial share under the terms and ratio used. The agreement states "no partial shares will be given out" so you take cash option.

So now the merger is all set to close. Question; Since cash option was picked, will the company just dump x amount of cash I'm entitled to in my brokerage or will they send me an actual check?

[Anonymous No.12658609]

When disney reports and realizes that putting Kathleen Kennedy in charge of Star Wars was a bad idea

[Anonymous No.12658670]

>>12658609
Good! I hope it falls a bit and stays there. The Fox - Dis merger hangs on the price of Dis at closure time. Bluntly; The cheaper DIS is the more DIS you get for your Fox. After the deal is done; I don't care, it can do back up.

[Anonymous No.12658870]

What a pleasant wake up

[Anonymous No.12659055]

APOLOGIZE TO AMRS

[Anonymous No.12659070]

>>12659055
can't wait till the bell rings so i can short it

[Anonymous No.12659086]

>>12659070
I think papa Melo will use this to announce another round of offering indeed

[Larry No.12659123]

Cheers to the AMRS shills!

[Anonymous No.12659130]

>>12659123
Cannabis is one hell of a drug

[Larry No.12659133]

Thanks for helping me dig my way out of the hole biz bros

I’m almost there

[Anonymous No.12659298]

Why is the Dow up more than Nas? Fuck boomers

[Anonymous No.12659386]

So I've had my workplaces 401k for a while now and I was wondering if I should try to change what it's doing or let it lie. It's currently just buying van target 2060. Of course I have taxed accounts to do meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.12659395]

>>12659386
To add I'm just putting in what the company matches which is 4%

[PitterPatter No.12659403]

>LCI
>ACB


All looking good so far today.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12659408]

>>12659395
change to the target 2020 and retire next year

[Anonymous No.12659482]

>>12652995
Continued:

Blessed MSFT - Your stranglehold on computers and software in the 1980s/1990s lead to those investors becoming rich as fuck. In the present your Cloud offerings offer investors today that same opportunity. Your Divvy and cheap stock price ain't bad either.

So in closing I'll hold you Divvy stocks for 15 yrs and let the power of Drip do it's thing. Then after 15 yrs have passed I'll revisit you again and turn off the Drip and pocket the fat payouts you blessed Divvy stocks have earned me.

[Anonymous No.12659489]

Ausfags, who's on the FMG train?

[Anonymous No.12659497]

I'll look forward to the days this rally turns deep red and you faggots getting justed, kek. No rape hike already priced in. Repent.

[Anonymous No.12659526]

>>12659497
good post.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12659596]

>>12659497
While this insightful post provided a great understanding of what is about to occur on our markets, I can't understand what is occurring in the image attached. What exactly is so funny about a couple wood stoves?

[PitterPatter No.12659637]

Crash GE bears. Do it.

[Anonymous No.12659665]

>>12653059

$REFR

[Anonymous No.12659693]

CRON IS DUMPING

[Anonymous No.12659696]

markets pumping and vix spiking... something fishy is in the air

[Anonymous No.12659729]

>>12659696
biotech (XBI) just spiked
no idea why yet

[Anonymous No.12659740]

>>12659696
Bonds up too

[Anonymous No.12659759]

>>12652326
>recession
More like a fucking USD currency collapse

Have fun getting eaten on a highway

[Larry No.12659774]

SN
AMRS
LCI
SESN

[Anonymous No.12659781]

>i missed the $30 bull for amazon today
>still made $20 on my first ever day trade
feel accomplished but not risky

[Anonymous No.12659790]

Fuck you Lockheed Martin

Go to $320 you nigger

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12659791]

>>12659696
they got the memo about the greater depression that starts tomorrow.

[Larry No.12659802]

>>12658010
Why

[Anonymous No.12659803]

Already been up 300% today now I'm going to end the day in red most likely

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[PitterPatter No.12659827]

>>12659774
>SESN

Get to 2.50 so I can sell.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12659832]

>>12659774
I was waiting for under $3 to buy AMRS.. FFUUCCKK

I had to buy in around 4.15

In both SN and LCI

[Anonymous No.12659851]

My biggest regret is not buying more Boeing shares.

[Anonymous No.12659861]

>>12655393
IQ if you want all the girls to suck your dick. the company is rapidly growing and it has all the tech support it needs from baidu.

[Anonymous No.12659862]

>>12659665

Damn I was putting money in my Wells Fargo missed 2.50 with these market makers who love running the stops every day..

Added more at 2.56

[Anonymous No.12659894]

New thread! Hospital posting edition

>>12659884
>>12659884

[Larry No.12659895]

>>12659827
My cost average is .81

[Larry No.12659904]

>>12659832
My AMRS average is 3.45 - should have bought more

[Anonymous No.12659905]

>>12653887
But there aren’t commisions on based RH.

[PitterPatter No.12659911]

>>12659895
>My cost average is .81

0.79 here.

[Anonymous No.12659912]

>>12659905
saved this think face gif

[Anonymous No.12660020]

>>12657656
Is it DIA CFD or DIA Stock?

[Anonymous No.12660645]

>>12658499
The cash should be deposited in your account in the same way a dividend would.