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>sunday night

Better go to bed and get lots of rest tonight wagie, we need you in bright and early giving 110% so we can hammer this out. We need to keep our ducks in a row so be sure to mind your P's and Q's.

>> No.12645754

>>12645727
I am actually considering on getting the police to arrest me so I can stay in a prison cell instead of work. Is there any reason this is a bad idea?

>> No.12645767

>>12645754
No, it is a good idea.

>> No.12645770
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>>12645754
Do a petty crime

3 month sentence

Exercise everyday

Get /fit/

Come out tougher and fitter than when you went in.

Prison is literally just exercise camp

>> No.12645778

Tomorrow's your big day wagie. Hope you got a funny quip ready to impress the boss, haha. you'd suck his dick if he demanded it wouldn't you?

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>>12645778
Go away

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>>12645886

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>>12645946
I don't like this meme anon

>> No.12646002

>>12645754
PICK UP THE SOAP, BOY!

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>>12645754
What happens when you get out?

>> No.12646080

NO NO NO
I HATE WORK
I HATE WORK
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK TODAY

>> No.12646094

>>12645727
>Your a financial advisor anon, better advise people that they need more credit cards!

Fuck this job, 2 more months of salary and I will be debt free then I can leave this shit

>> No.12646423

>>12645770
You seem to be ignoring those fees and fines, which are more than rent and food.