Your house when you make it

[Anonymous No.12644855]

In the future, all this will cost is 1 BTC.

ITT we post our /madeit/ pads.

[Anonymous No.12644860]

[Anonymous No.12644865]

kek wrong image

[Anonymous No.12644866]

>>12644855
I don’t want a house that big. It would be depressing and lonely if I’m the only one living there.

[Anonymous No.12644873]

>>12644866
You're rich anon. Why would you be alone, as opposed to with your harem of sex slaves?

[Anonymous No.12644891]

>>12644855
how much will 500 link be worth

[Anonymous No.12644898]

The super mansion fantasy is fucking retarded. What's the point in having a house that it takes 15 minutes to walk to the other end of? Are you all hypersocial and plan on having 30 friends/freeloaders living with you at the same time? Or is it literally more than a "look everyone, I'm rich!" form of desperate attention seeking.

[Anonymous No.12644900]

Now I just need to find one Bitcoin...

[Anonymous No.12644916]

>>12644873
Sex isn’t that fun after a while and I’m not into any degenerate kinks that would make it exciting

[Anonymous No.12644922]

[Anonymous No.12644930]

this is what i am looking at so far

[Anonymous No.12644932]

>>12644855
inhaling chlorine 24/7. ok bud no thanks.

[Anonymous No.12644944]

>>12644865
just lol @ this new money nigger courtyard.

[Anonymous No.12644946]

>>12644930
That in vancouver?

[Anonymous No.12644950]

>>12644922
have your movements watched 24/7. just lol, kys retard.

[Anonymous No.12644952]

>>12644930
i too invested in REQ

[Anonymous No.12644965]

1 ETH

[Anonymous No.12644981]

1 LINK

[Anonymous No.12644985]

>>12644944
You remind me of that one french song with the lyrics about the kid reading books about living frugally because HE LIKE YOU IS A FAGGOT WHO WILL NEVER EVER MAKE IT.

>new money
fucking lol, the only thing more tryhard than a gigantic mansion is talking about "new money" like you're some inbred rothschild (well in fairness, you definitely are inbred).

[Anonymous No.12644986]

>>12644930
In the future this will cost 10 BTC

[Anonymous No.12644996]

i just want an old comfy wooden house, is that so much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.12645018]

>>12644952
On god.

[Anonymous No.12645033]

[Anonymous No.12645092]

>>12644922
that looks like an office building, not a house. Would be depressing to live in.

[Anonymous No.12645118]

[Anonymous No.12645130]

>>12644855
There's no way 1 BTC will buy that ever desu..
Well anyways, pic related.

[Anonymous No.12645147]

BTC will buy you a Mansion!

[Anonymous No.12645156]

>Posting all of these hollywood meme mansions that you have been conditioned to find desirable, so you have to pay a never ending cavalcade of services and workers to maintain them, thereby injecting money into the local economy, just to keep up with the Joneses, appear rich, and constantly pay exorbitant property taxes to the local governments: all the while not having mineral / water rights.

>Not having a comfy small house of the highest quality furnishings, materials, and design in a rural area whereon you own the mineral rights, water rights, and entirely control access to your land within reasonable driving distance of a metropolitan area.

>not exiting the system completely to cackle madly that "you have no power here" whenever anyone compels you to do anything beyond paying $250-500 / yr in property tax.

[Anonymous No.12645169]

>>12645130
Why can't homes like these cost less? I mean think about it. A 185k home in texas = 3.1k sq ft

That home is a little more than twice of that and instead of costing like 400k, it costs 10 mil.

Is that not retarded to you guys?

[Anonymous No.12645184]

>>12645169
There has to be something wrong with that area

[Anonymous No.12645187]

[Anonymous No.12645191]

>>12645156
Based. Much rather have a large plot of land I can caretake for.

[Anonymous No.12645194]

>>12645169

Real estate is entirely dependent on what you can convince someone to pay i.e : what they think the land is worth.

The actual cost to general contract a house in the USA is around $55-65 sq/ft if you do it yourself. The rest is contractor profit / land cost.

Do not fall for the tricks. Those big McMansions that they shove down your throat are just to make Schickelgruber & Son Building Co. money.

[Anonymous No.12645222]

>>12645184
Na, texas just has one of the lower priced homes in the u.s. I live in California and the same home might costs lile 700k. It's fucking retarded over here.

[Anonymous No.12645226]

>>12645194

Oh, and before anyone screeches that this is not how it is in California, NY or Seattle, I don't give a fuck. This holds true for literally every other area in the USA. In those places, the GC bottom line may be $100-120 sq/ft due to transportation costs / labor but other than that, the land is what rapes you: because the basedboi crew thinks that someone city laif = gud.

-t your local tame real estate jew.

[Anonymous No.12645229]

>>12645222
*cost like
Bothered me. Had to fix.

[Anonymous No.12645230]

>>12644930
Unironically a million dollars in California

[Anonymous No.12645236]

>>12645156
>he doesn't realize that he too has been conditioned to find his ten square feet house desirable, by a lifetime of being a reject, poorfag, and contrarian.

[Anonymous No.12645241]

>>12645156
>>12645191
is this what peak comfy looks like?

[Anonymous No.12645248]

>>12645230
Seriously, fuck this state. 19% poverty rate for a reason.

[Anonymous No.12645249]

>>12645194
>Those big McMansions that they shove down your throat are just to make Schickelgruber & Son Building Co. money.

wrong. the margins in construction are on the labor, not the materials. McMansions don't make money unless you run a tweaker crew full tilt to finish out a housing development. the real money is in the land development itself, meaning the roads and utilities that delineate all those neat little suburbs, thats single biggest value added step. the house is just there so the banks will finance it to Joe McGoy.

[Anonymous No.12645267]

>>12645249

>not running a tweaker crew full tilt

I don't know where you live, but tweak / mexican crews are what the big bois run in the mid south. Most are skipping the actual surveying / sub dividing / running new lines and are just purchasing small acreages on county roads to shit out Goymansions on. They'll just drop a tap for rural water, drop a 3-4 br septic system, and hook in to the electric at the road and up goes the matchbox house in record time.

[Anonymous No.12645277]

>>12645236

>2000 sq/ft is as bad as 10 sq/ft!

>My wife and wife's son need at least 1500 sq/ft per person to feel actualized!

Good goy.

[Anonymous No.12645292]

>>12645236
Ah yes the contrarian contrarian, there's always at least one of you to show up in these types of threads.

[Anonymous No.12645294]

[Anonymous No.12645306]

[Anonymous No.12645317]

>>12645277
you're the kinda guy who will marry becca instead of stacy and eventually talk yourself into believing that's what you wanted all along.

[Anonymous No.12645327]

>>12645292

[Anonymous No.12645345]

>>12645156
Based as fuck

[Anonymous No.12645353]

>>12645156
Pretty nice, looks comfy

>>12645033
Looks like it would be great for raising a family in

>>12645187
Cool, would stay there for a few days.

Most of the other houses posted are complete trash. They look tacky AF

I want a house that blends in with the natural landscape where I can be alone with people I enjoy spending time with. I want a house similar to this out in nevada or utah. I just imagine myself in the pool soaking in the sun...

[Anonymous No.12645365]

I would buy a small house because I don't want to clean all day nor hire cleaners for privacy reasons.

[Anonymous No.12645369]

>>12645317

And you're the kinda guy who'll get into 450k+ of debt at age 25 thinking they are successful.

Get rich, then become poor, then stay poor.

[Anonymous No.12645380]

>>12645236
What a dumbfuck you are. Go ahead, pour all your money into a McMansion, see how well that works out for you.

[Anonymous No.12645385]

>>12645369
Nope, 32 y/o boomer here and never had debt, try again loser nerd.

[Anonymous No.12645390]

>>12645156
correct answer. /thread. mansion cucks are faggots who watch too many commercial music videos and think that shit is actually desirable.

[Anonymous No.12645400]

>>12645380
>all your money
>projecting hard

[Anonymous No.12645423]

>>12645390
FFS, I knew I should have specified No Virgins Allowed ITT

[Anonymous No.12645433]

>>12645385

>Spending your time trying to tell doomers and zoomers that they should get a home loan, at 32 years of age.

Hello fellow loan officer, how's business?

[Anonymous No.12645454]

>>12645433
Lmao wat, is there something in the water supply around your 10 sq/ft house, cuz you are fucking losing it.

[Anonymous No.12645469]

>>12644855
>OP believes housing to crash so hard that you will be able to buy a house like that for 1500 bucks
Gee, flawless logic.

[Anonymous No.12645477]

>>12645469
Lmao uh yeah that's what I meant.

What's with the influx of short bus riders in this thread, I thought it was a school night.

[Anonymous No.12645483]

I'll take one of these beauties. Paint it camo and shoot any cianigger that gets close to it.

[Anonymous No.12645496]

>>12644855
>when you make it
>when

[Anonymous No.12645503]

>>12645496
Patience anon. And hold on tight to your BTC.

[Anonymous No.12645522]

OPs pic you'll be able to pick up for a few Bitcoin, correct. You have to remember (for the mouth breather shillers), there are WAY more than 21 million homes like that globally, should we remind you how many Bitcoin will exist, and how many Bitcoin are lost? When owning Bitcoin is cool for the mega rich, and this WILL happen once the media flops and Sheckleberg starts shilling for BTC, multi millionaires will sell one of their mansions for 1, 2, maybe 3 btc at the most just to be on the in crowd of their friends. Remember, you only need 15 BTC to be in the new 1%. This is a reality, and it will be soon realized. So yea, hold out, because once there is a real estate/BTC exchange, NEETs will be moving into these mega mansions. Anybody that thinks otherwise has downs. This could not be more obvious. The youth aren't buying houses for cash/mortgage, they are smart enough to see 30 years for a shitshack is not worth it.

[Anonymous No.12645530]

>>12645033
My eyes. Why are you buying a house with "rocks' stuck on the outside. Are they plastic?

[Anonymous No.12645533]

>>12644855
Kek never buttcoin is dee

[Anonymous No.12645541]

What an absolutely retarded thread in every possible way.

[Anonymous No.12645548]

>>12645522
I hope you’re right anon. I haven’t told my GF that I own Bitcoin and she keeps asking to look at houses, I keep telling her we need more downpayment but I think along the same lines as you. I’d hate to sell what little bitcoin I have now and in a year or two could have been able to buy a house out right. I’m more modest than you fags though, looking at 250/300k range.

[Anonymous No.12645562]

>>12645169
Location location location

[Anonymous No.12645581]

1. It will moon, i will sell high enough to make some money, but not at a full moon and go through all the money and be poor again

2.crypto will never moon and i will be stuck with bags until i an hero

[Anonymous No.12645598]

You plebs have horrible taste. The homes you posted are ostentatious and ghastly at best.

I will buy one like pic attached. In Greenwich, by the water, with boat launch and helicopter pad.

Total cost will be 8 BSV.

[Anonymous No.12645612]

>>12645598
Not bad, but too damn english.

[Anonymous No.12645618]

>>12645562
Corruption

[Anonymous No.12645645]

>>12645548
250-300k is pretty nice. comfy tier is ~500-600k in my area. pic related sold in my area for ~490k.

[Anonymous No.12645650]

>>12645645
In california, you would only get a 1500 sqft home for that price.

[Anonymous No.12645651]

>>12645598
Those windows are hideous

[Anonymous No.12645664]

I will be building my own house

Something traditional like this

[Anonymous No.12645669]

>>12645612
Wrong. The layout of this home provides the correct floorpan for the luxury accoutrements I require for basic living. However, the property is missing helipad and boat dock. That would be a dealbreaker for me because I must conquer land, air, & water.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Greenwich-CT/177290431_zpid/45565_rid/globalrelevanceex_sort/41.146345,-73.498879,40.978342,-73.783494_rect/11_zm/

[Anonymous No.12645675]

>>12645598
Looks like a nightmare to heat/cool
Get something under 4K sqft with double pane windows and decent insulation, not something from Jane Austen’s wet dream

[Anonymous No.12645681]

>>12645645
Hideous

[Anonymous No.12645688]

>>12645184
it's in the middle of nowhere, that's about it

[Anonymous No.12645699]

>>12645669
Also, as a helicopter mechanic, you don’t want to fly in one of those things unless you need to. Between the number of potential breakdowns and the brainlets who work on them, you’re going to have a bad time

[Anonymous No.12645701]

>>12645651
>>12645675
Objective retards that know nothing about windows.

[Anonymous No.12645716]

>>12645699
They're essential for getting into & out of NYC as quickly as possible. I will need a Sikorsky S-92 or better.

[Anonymous No.12645721]

>>12645701
I know my parents antique house was tiny and costed about 500 usd per mo during the winter to heat. Up to 1k sometimes. This house was 1500 sq feet. Your perspective is 15k sqft . Enjoy

[Anonymous No.12645736]

>>12645721
>500 usd per mo during the winter to heat. Up to 1k sometimes
Wtf?
Just wear blankets and sweaters. Way cheaper.

[Anonymous No.12645750]

>>12645721
> muh parents
Silence, basement dweller. My current house is 4,400 sq ft with oil heat. Your parents probably had electric, or terrible insulation. I know what the cost of heat will be on my new home. It will cost roughly 0.00138 BSV / month.

[Anonymous No.12645751]

im too broke

[Anonymous No.12645760]

>>12644898
>muh walking

HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.12645761]

>>12645699
> Helicopter mechanic
> Brainlets work on helicopter
Self proclaimed Brainlet.

[Anonymous No.12645769]

>>12645736
Yeah we did that. The house was 62 degrees and still expensive as fuck. I’m never keeping the thermostat below 70 again now that I’m out

[Anonymous No.12645772]

I want one with a family that will love and respect me and maybe a dog

[Anonymous No.12645783]

>>12645760
> Not using a palanquin with slaves to traverse your home
Never going to make it

[Anonymous No.12645785]

>>12645761
Fuck off faggot
It was my army job. I did the army reserves to pay for my own school. Got a 75k it job and 5k college loans left at 23.

[Anonymous No.12645797]

>>12645785
> army reserves
Literal pleb tier.

[Anonymous No.12645799]

>>12644965
looks like a public toilet building with some wood added

[Anonymous No.12645818]

>>12645156

[Anonymous No.12645839]

>>12645783
>literally allowing pajeet on your property

enjoy your shitted up floors anon

[Anonymous No.12645846]

>>12645187
>>12645306
>>12645353
kys

>>12644981
bad

>>12645156
i have seen better comfy cabin
this one looks like it's in kazakhstan

>>12645191
based
i prefer land with some forest or even a small river

>>12645483
no
looks like an migrant center

>>12645598
interesting somehow especially the windows give this thing a different style

>>12644922
good luck with everyone seeing you walking around in your house

>>12644865
no soul at all

>>12645033
good taste

>>12645664
looks dystopian

>>12645645
2 buildings, interesting but looks soulless and the grass is cut to short

[Anonymous No.12645872]

>>12644855
Put something like this on ten acres at the end of a long drive. Fence most of it off. Give me a wood burning steam furnace and like 7 dogs and I am good. Nice and small with a deck coming off my second floor bedroom with a hot tub. Not much but enough

[Anonymous No.12645877]

>>12645839
Wrong. Stupid boy. I will have a dozen female sex slaves carrying my open palanquin. This will be a more accurate depiction, but instead of pajeets they will be all different flavors of 10/10 white women (mostly blondes and brunettes with one red head that I serve as my Rudolph).

[Anonymous No.12645882]

>>12645169
Who the fuck wants to live in Beverly Hills, or CA for that matter? Fuck that noise and fuck hippies.

[Anonymous No.12645887]

>>12645872
Enjoy all the rodents that you'll be hosting at your termite den.

[Anonymous No.12645894]

>>12645877
***That'll serve as my Rudolph

[Anonymous No.12645904]

>>12645887
City boy detected. My team of nameless barn cats and my bat houses will keep the mice and bugs at bay

[Anonymous No.12645929]

>>12645882
Mostly just the home that I cared about. Looks nice as fuck, but is stupidly expensive considering the sqft.

[Anonymous No.12645930]

>>12645904
>bat houses
Flying rodents. You are inviting rodents to live with you, verifying my previous statement. Enjoy living in squalor with your fellow filthy creatures, you uncivilized mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.12645950]

>>12645930
I’m moving to the woods to get away from civilization, fren. Uncivilized is the goal. Enjoy buying the top of society and watching it crash

[Anonymous No.12645968]

>>12644855
Shit

>>12644865
New money faggotry

>>12644922
Shit taste

>>12645033
No soul

>>12645156
>that fucking yard
keys

>>12645187
Gay

>>12645191
absolutely based

>>12645353
Miserable

>>12645598
Also based, thank God a couple of you nigz have class

>>12645645
Shit tier>

>12645664
Horrible

>>12645872
Gross

[Anonymous No.12646006]

>>12645968
He already said it was.

[Anonymous No.12646054]

>>12644855
>buying a tax liability
You're never gonna make it thinking like that.

[Anonymous No.12646064]

>>12645783
I would love to have slaves chauffeur me around like a king.

[Anonymous No.12646086]

[Anonymous No.12646135]

>>12644865
Literally Hitman 2 mission.

[Anonymous No.12646144]

>>12646086
>American houses

[Anonymous No.12646416]

This will cost 2.1BTC and 10kg of silver

[Anonymous No.12646469]

[Anonymous No.12646640]

real estate is a waste of money.

I'd get a small apartment like this.

[i'll be yo dadi No.12646739]

>>12644855
>>12644865
>buying an open flashy mansion that will get raided by niggers and spics someday
>not buying pic related http://www.maisons-et-chateaux.com/fiche-6899CHG-sel0.htm and calling yourself Lord, I asked, it costs 23 million dollars, I need link to be 1000$ a piece to buy it

[Anonymous No.12646742]

>>12644916
Based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.12646752]

>>12645130
If we all live to old age, and we're 25-35 now, then 1btc will buy a house that size within our lifetime, guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.12646796]

>>12645187

[Anonymous No.12646803]

>>12645156
>rural area
>get robbed because no gated community of rich people around you
>die from a random stroke at 60 because no ambulance will ever reach you in time to reanimate you before your brain becomes lasagna
>spend a quarter of your lifetime driving to the city to be able to do anything social instead of just being there immediately
Yeah no.