/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.12638710]

curt standing there lamely has always make me kek edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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[Anonymous No.12638721]

First for dividends are not your friend

[Anonymous No.12638749]

are you prepared for the party bullcucks ?

http://datawrapper.dwcdn.net/UxjQt/1/

[Anonymous No.12639232]

>>12638749
what is comming?

[Anonymous No.12639338]

>>12639232
>the party

[Anonymous No.12639347]

>>12638749
Any dip is a buying opportunity unless you're nearing retirement. Just DCA.

[Anonymous No.12639357]

Can't wait to be laughing when the markets go red this week. I can almost taste the boomer blood already.

[Anonymous No.12639369]

>>12638749
MY ANUS IS READY

BOOMERS ABOUT TO BE BTFO TO STONEAGE

[Anonymous No.12639372]

I'm interning at a large bank, sell side derivatives trading. Ask my anything

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12639375]

>>12638749
>>12639232
>tfw bears can't even spell

sad

>>12639357
>>12639369
what reason do the markets have to go red
earnings were good and macroeconomic data from the shutdown beat expectations

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12639380]

>>12639372
have you ever had sex with a man before

[Anonymous No.12639386]

>>12639357
no more bad news to be had. We are going green short term

[Anonymous No.12639390]

>>12639357
not so fast, I wouldn't be suprised if it hits a new ATH

[Anonymous No.12639407]

>>12639380
No, I am a virgin.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12639426]

>>12639407
fair enough
good job on getting the internship, hopefully it sets you up for success

[Anonymous No.12639524]

>>12639426
Thanks, buy side (hft/market making) is the goal.
I'm one of the few that knows programming (and recently learned VBA, what a horrible language) so hopefully I'm going in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.12639555]

I need a list of stocks under $1 that are gonna make it within the next 10 years

[Anonymous No.12639625]

>>12639555
Don’t buy penny stocks. You’d be better off finding a 10 dollar stock that’s likely to hit 100 than a .1 stock that’s likely to hit 10

[Anonymous No.12639674]

We're gonna experience a red week more extreme than periodfucking during heavy flow.

[Anonymous No.12639729]

>>12639357
Markets aren't going to have their next major dip until China or Eurozone starts collapsing. I'm betting on Autumn 2019.

[Anonymous No.12639736]

Buy DELL $60 4/18 or 7/19 calls

Im already up +270

[Anonymous No.12639741]

I’m all in VIXY calls expiring Friday

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12639757]

>>12639555
>HMNY
>BST
>DRYS
>NAK

[Anonymous No.12639970]

>>12638710
question about CGA, China Green Agriculture
Some chinese smallcap agri stock with a lot of cash on its books but at the same time almost no physical assets 22M,Currently a delisting threat makes it seem they are undervalued, since they have the intent to moving above the 1 dollar price again. there latest report seems to have things on the move. That said total value for a share is about # dollarm shareprice however is at 60 cents. My question is : is this A MASSIVE SCAM? or a moon mission?

Does anyone know anything about this little CHINESE stock?

[Anonymous No.12640055]

Someone redpill me on why my strategy will lose me all my money
>monitor news for FDA filings
>pay attention to stocks with upcoming FDA catalyst dates
>take adderall
>watch tickers of companies set for those dates like a hawk
>buy $5k as soon as rapid upward movement happens
>set stop loss for anything under what you paid
>if the increase goes past 10%, set stop loss at 10% return
>sell at first sign of bear
>repeat indefinitely

You're are unlikely to get in before the rocket because you're competing with traders with all sorts of insider bullshit, but even so long as you can edge yourself at the 25% point in a rise of 50%, you're still making a 10-25% return on your investment (in this case $500-1250 a trade).

I keep reading all these sites saying that day traders have a highly analytic system and that if they're good they'll lose only 50% of the time, so it has to be more complicated than this right? Bumps to biomed/pharma from FDA news last at least a day before bear (unless you've bet on a disaster of a company, which in that case you should've done your dd).

[Anonymous No.12640307]

DOOM PORN !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj3O-t5P_Qg

[Anonymous No.12640492]

>>12640307
>1/4th of the video is the maker begging for money
kek

[Anonymous No.12640499]

>>12640307
its that time again?

[Anonymous No.12640522]

So is this the week weed stocks become the new currency and all other stocks go -30%?

[Anonymous No.12640603]

What is the chance the stock market will drop on monday?

I am bag holding TVIX

[Anonymous No.12640724]

>>12640522
As if.

PUTS.

[Anonymous No.12640784]

>>12640055

Foolproof if you time it just right, foolish if whales jump in and out and fuck you before you get yours. Be ready to take profit and run even if it’s premarket. I’ve seen these things pump premarket and continue til noon and I’ve seen em flash crash right at 0930. Good luck, you’ll need it.

[Anonymous No.12640797]

>>12640522

Never ever. dope head zoomer queer.

[Anonymous No.12640810]

>>12640724
>>12640797
But what if youre wrong?

[Anonymous No.12640926]

>>12639232

[Anonymous No.12640952]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/kevin-oleary-says-pay-off-your-debts-by-this-age-2019-02-01?mod=MW_home_top_stories

[Anonymous No.12640963]

>>12640810
Then I lose money, ya dummy.

[Anonymous No.12641003]

>tfw I sent an email to Jeff Bezos pitching him an idea but he still hasn't given me 5 mill in stock
I figured now's the time he'll need to offload some assets, with the divorce and everything.

[Anonymous No.12641020]

>>12640952
Why not just borrow forever

[Anonymous No.12641063]

>>12638710
Any entry level python ETF out there that I can plug Robinhood into?
Reckon it'd be feasible to pick a bull and bear ETF, then base trades on news/futures

[Anonymous No.12641079]

Don’t mind me bros. Just doing my civil duty as an American and keeping my mother informed.

[Anonymous No.12641096]

Does anyone know any brokerage options for people in 3rd world shitholes?

[Anonymous No.12641259]

>>12641079
thank you momma
what was your final grade in your classes just make me proud and I will support you getting a good start in your future
90.3%
That is a good grade

[Anonymous No.12641265]

oops and I only had the one class this month
Also your mom sounds based and whitepilled

[Anonymous No.12641266]

>>12640952
>by-this-age
45 is easier and shorter to type out, fucking clickbait kikes

[Anonymous No.12641274]

>>12641259
I think that's a joke post beacuse he also has her named as witch.

[Anonymous No.12641303]

Reposting

https://business.nasdaq.com/discover/market-bell-ceremonies/detail.html#!/!?ceremonyId=8478
https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/material-science-company-gauzy-announces-second-factory-in-stuttgart-germany-to-produce-research-20190201-00471
https://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

[Anonymous No.12641405]

>>12640307
>demand for gasoline down
>indicator for economic downturn
>not considering the general move from more fuel efficient vehicles, and the move to electric vehicles as well.

>Retailers and Malls are failing,
>not due to an overall decrease in sales in the overall economy but because everyone is buying shit online

[Anonymous No.12641417]

the absolute state of amerilards OH SAINT CAN YOU SEEEEE

[Anonymous No.12641631]

>>12640307

Regarding the first point about oil, it's actually short term bullish for the moment due to a few different factors related to local supply and import levels.

Housing crashes are definitely coming. First straya, then leafland, then we'll see what happens.

[Anonymous No.12641727]

>>12638721
Why?

[Anonymous No.12641800]

NBEV is gonna fly this week. This man is beautiful

https://youtu.be/V9IBvHcneGM

[Anonymous No.12641821]

Buy BST

[Anonymous No.12641850]

>>12639625
If you buy penny stocks are trash.

[Anonymous No.12641876]

what kind of drop are we looking for in case of an "hard Brexit"?
-10% for the pound, then what?

[Anonymous No.12642031]

Buy IONS

[Anonymous No.12642060]

>>12641821
It's definitely more overextended at this point, why not just wait for a pull back? or wait for a break at 31$?

[Anonymous No.12642086]

>>12642060
It's actually at an 8% premium discount right now, being a CEF and all.

[Anonymous No.12642107]

Hope youre ready for the Golden Bull, part 6

[Anonymous No.12642123]

In recent months, I cannot stand to browse any other thread on 4ch besides this one. Of course, Hiro will be making the site pay-to-post soon.

After 12 yrs, is this finally the end? I'm gonna miss you all.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12642159]

>>12642123
he's not going to make it pay to post, that's objectively a retarded idea from a business point of view
he's probably going to make a separate pay to post chan in the vein of /vip/

[Anonymous No.12642179]

>>12642123
I think it's somthingawful that has pay to post still, or maybe pay to make an account.
I don't care what he does as long as he deletes /pol/ and brings back /loli/ /vore/ and /guro/
>>12642086
>>12642086
BST has more risk than QQQ, but I find comfort in it tracking the NASDAQ bretty well. Has more exposure to China though

[Anonymous No.12642185]

>>12642123
>Hiro will be making the site pay-to-post soon

There's no way. Site will be kill and he will lose all his precious malicious ad monies if he does that. Hiro may be a con man and a crook but he isn't stupid.

[Anonymous No.12642347]

Buy ERUS
It may be your last opportunity in life to own a slice of Antartica

[Anonymous No.12642406]

How long have you been learning stock market? What is your biggest profit/loss?

[Anonymous No.12642468]

>>12639970
I don't get them. Market cap way below net assets. What's up? Political risks?

[Anonymous No.12642524]

>>12642406

Biggest profit 6 figures

[Anonymous No.12642549]

>>12642347
I'll be buying Brazil first :3

[Anonymous No.12642596]

>>12642549
Brazil and Russia have both broken up past their 10 year stagnant period. Multibaggers to come

Buy Yandex

[Anonymous No.12642610]

>>12641303

REFR looks good

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/03/small-caps-outperforms-sp-500-and-oleary-bets-on-more-gains.html

[Anonymous No.12642635]

>>12642596
ERUS also has a 4% dividend

[Anonymous No.12642684]

>>12642635
these ETFs folow the shitty RSTI
Cant find any that follow the Chad MOEX, oh well

[Anonymous No.12642700]

>>12642684
IDK ratsu, russia is kind of a shithole. I'd go with Finland desu

[Anonymous No.12642783]

>>12642700
Theres no way Finland is getting antartica
Russia has the top number of research facilities, twice that of China

[Anonymous No.12642793]

>>12642783
Chile, Argentina, the UK and America will never allow Russia to seize the Antarctic

[Anonymous No.12642829]

>>12638710
What stocks you guys optimistic about long term?
Any thoughts on AIEQ?

[Anonymous No.12642953]

>>12642347
Why not RSX?

[Anonymous No.12642961]

>>12642406
Four years. Best profit: about 380% during the first really hype weed boom in 2017. It was a shit stock called Future Farm Technologies.

Worst loss: 60% on Lithium Americas Corp. This was a wake up call that the defensive part of my trading strategy had a serious weakness. When everything was maximum bullish, it made sense to just hold through sharp dips and cost average. Since this trade i have changed strategies to reduce or eliminate bagholding from my strategy as it is kind of death for the type of swing trading i want to do. I can't have a position sitting in the red for months on end like that hoping it will turn around. Especially not in speculative junk like lithium mining.

[Anonymous No.12642986]

>>12642793
so, invest in AMerica? now weve gone full circle

>>12642953
Dont matter, theyre literally the same thing

[Anonymous No.12643011]

>>12641876
Then all in FTSE100
The brits gonna export like crazy with a weak currency and won't have to deal the EU bullshit

[Anonymous No.12643017]

Boeing's at an all time high and they have that starliner thing in march. How much more can it grow though?

[Anonymous No.12643023]

>>12639970
>Chink shit
Market is doubting their financial statements

[Anonymous No.12643030]

>>12642986
I'm just buying foreign ETFs in not shithole countries with high GDP growth
https://www.imf.org/external/datamapper/NGDP_RPCH@WEO/OEMDC/ADVEC/WEOWORLD

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643032]

>>12643017
why do people consider a stock being at an all time high as a good thing
it may suggest long term fundamental strength, but it also suggests there's likely to be a short term pullback, making that particular moment a bad entry point
there are plenty of solid buys at a given moment that aren't at or near their all-time highs

[Anonymous No.12643055]

>>12643032
It's cool if it ipo'd in the last year or so

[Anonymous No.12643073]

Thoughts on ILMN? Looks like a great swing trade setup for a few days.

[Anonymous No.12643089]

>>12643030
Vietnam and Phillipines seem pretty Big Dick

[Anonymous No.12643114]

BDI is kill, what happens now?
Is it going to happen?

[Anonymous No.12643117]

>>12642829
I have my hopes up for VALE and ITUB, Brazillian stocks.

Bolsonaro got elected and he's going to be pursuing pro-business policies.

Vale recently had a terrible disaster with one of its dams so their stock dropped like a rock recently but their balance sheets look good and I'm sure they're going to bounce up in price.

Itau Unibanco is Brazil's largest bank so, naturally, things would be looking up for them.

[Anonymous No.12643337]

>>12641405
>not considering the general move from more fuel efficient vehicles, and the move to electric vehicles as well.
If the economy was expanding people would buy more cars therefore gas consumption would be up anyway. EPA ratings are irrelevant in this case. If the people are concerned about gas mileage to the point where it's a major consideration when they buy a car it's a pretty big flashing sign that people have severe liquid capital issues.
>not due to an overall decrease in sales in the overall economy but because everyone is buying shit online
If the economy was doing good people would have more time/money to go out to malls and buy in physical stores in addition to what they're buying online. Buying strictly online is a sign that people are doing more research into products since they don't have the capital to simply buy things on a whim.

[Anonymous No.12643410]

>>12643337
>If the economy was expanding people would buy more cars
They're buying used. Nobody buys new cars anymore because of how cars stopped being shitboxes and last forever now.

[Anonymous No.12643437]

>>12643410
It's a sign of a slowdown.

[Anonymous No.12643445]

crap it super bowl today apperantly
shoulda made football themed thread

[Anonymous No.12643471]

>>12643117

Geotechnical engineer here. Do not buy Vale stock. They have many more dangerous tailings dams in their portfolio and even if none of them fail, they will be forced to spend hundreds of millions on upgrades and insurance and their reputation is now complete garbage. Remember this is their 2nd high profile failure in about 2 years.

[Anonymous No.12643472]

>in the future water will cost more than oil
How do you respond to these retards?

[Anonymous No.12643480]

>>12643472
tell them clouds are made out of water

[Anonymous No.12643504]

>>12643480
Clouds are actually God's cottonballs

[Anonymous No.12643518]

>>12643472
"Mad Max: Fury Road was overrated."

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643524]

>>12643472
>>12643480
that is true in certain areas with scarce water supplies, tho
it's purifying and transporting the water that makes it expensive, not the water itself

>>12643480
the first stock I ever bought was PHO (a shitty water ETF), and I remember you replying something along the lines of "clouds am made of water" when I posted about it

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643538]

>>12643480
>>12643480
also

>are

don't break character you weeb shit

[Anonymous No.12643541]

>>12643445
It is? Oh. Are they playong somewhere warm or in an indoor stadium?

THIS IS TOO COLD WEATHER CHAN STAHP BEING A BITCH

[Anonymous No.12643572]

I'm starting a new game of Warband
odds I play the sand-niggers
evens I play mongs

[Anonymous No.12643575]

Newell earnings tommrow
25 or better

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643578]

>>12643572
>not the Rhodoks

shit tier
cavalry is for faggots

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643605]

>>12643578
rhodoks' spearmen and mountainous terrain are the bane of easymode cavalry faggots, and I love them for that

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643630]

>>12643605
also the sharpshooters

[Anonymous No.12643633]

>>12643605
Rhodoks are boring. I'm establishing my own khanate

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643652]

>>12643633
*shoots you in the face with a crossbow bolt from the top of a hill*

nothing personell kid

[Anonymous No.12643657]

>>12643089
What are VanEck Vectors?

[Anonymous No.12643680]

>>12643657
thats a very good question

[Anonymous No.12643735]

>>12643524
It's not going to make it more expensive than fucking oil

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643750]

>>12643735
https://phys.org/news/2018-03-worth-oil.html

[Anonymous No.12643769]

>>12643735
>mfw water is $60 a gallon

[Anonymous No.12643803]

>>12643524

[Anonymous No.12643831]

>>12643073
got out at 350 and now the ticker seems broken after it's guidance at needham conf. If bears get their market rug pull I'd stay clear of biotech if you're not into risk.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643862]

>>12643803
exactly
that image sums it up perfectly

[Anonymous No.12643904]

>>12643803
I like this

[Anonymous No.12643913]

>>12643862

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643928]

>>12643913
>oil vanishes overnight
people find alternative sources of energy

>water vanishes overnight
all life on earth dies

water is more important than oil
the fact that anyone could possibly think otherwise is a luxury of modern society

[Anonymous No.12643979]

>>12643928

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12643994]

>>12643979

[Anonymous No.12643998]

mfw ACB goes +50% next week

[Anonymous No.12644010]

>>12643998
If it does do you think I should sell half my shares anon? I'd be strongly tempted in hopes of buying back in once it goes back down but at this point I'm not even sure if/when pot is going to go back down.

[Anonymous No.12644128]

>american get access to Thinkorswim from TD bank meanwhile canadians don't despite TD being a canadian bank

FUCK Canada

[Anonymous No.12644209]

>>12638710
I'm thinking of slowly putting my life savings (2 years of my salary) into TQQQ with the goal of retiring in 8 years. I'm 26 at the moment. I have a shitty job. Should I do it?

[Anonymous No.12644219]

>>12643831
Could you elaborate on
"broken after it's guidance at needham conf"

[Anonymous No.12644220]

>>12644209
No buy BST

[Anonymous No.12644230]

>>12644209
I'm down 8 bucks after buying TQQQ on friday :(

[Anonymous No.12644234]

>>12644220
This desu

>>12644128
sorry northern neighbor

[Anonymous No.12644254]

>>12644220
>>12644234
He'd never be able to retire in 8 years with BST. It only rose 53% in 5 years.
A 8 year goal would mean you'd need to either swing trade or make an incredibly lucky pick.

[Anonymous No.12644257]

>>12644209
you'll be retired in 2 years not 8

[Anonymous No.12644261]

>>12644254
I'd buy Alibaba stock if I had an 8 year timeframe tho

[Anonymous No.12644267]

>>12644209
TQQQ is basically like buying a leveraged stock market index fund, no?

[Anonymous No.12644272]

>>12644267
Yes, daily 3x leverage of the QQQ

[Anonymous No.12644278]

Tomorrow is the day dude weed goes vertical x100000%

[Anonymous No.12644280]

>>12644254
You have to really believe in the golden bull to go full TQQQ
Good luck, champ!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12644290]

>>12644267
>leveraged stock market index fund

basically, except it's weighted towards large tech companies

[Anonymous No.12644296]

>>12644290
Equal weight index is kino

[Anonymous No.12644306]

>>12644272
>>12644290
Might consider buying some when I get tax returns. I'm mostly a divvy investor but with a portfolio of only 1200 dollars I really need to add some high performing growth stocks.

[Anonymous No.12644317]

>>12644278
ACB and CRON are risky because they have lot of small investors buying stock.

Try to research some industrial dude weed companies that move lower volumes of stock and are being bought up by institutions.

[Anonymous No.12644324]

>>12644306
Keep in mind it fell over 50% just from the recent correction, in a real bear market you are looking at 90%+ declines

[Anonymous No.12644328]

>>12644324
I'm aware. I'd probably just add 5-10 shares or so to play around with.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12644331]

>>12644306
>only 1200 dollars

basically the same as me, except I decided to go balls to the wall high octane extreme risk by having my entire portfolio be small-cap biotech stocks
my all time returns look pretty pitiful, but keep in mind I started in late June 2018, and beat SPY by 12% in 2018
plus if things go well with GALT, my portfolio will skyrocket to multiples of its current amount

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12644343]

>>12644331
the chart looks a bit misleading, btw
my lowest point was -14.66% on December 24th and my highest point was +20.86% on September 20th
even though the big dip in December looks a lot deeper than my highest peak, my highest point was higher than my lowest point was low

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12644354]

>>12644331
>>12644306
>beat SPY by 12% in 2018

not quite accurate
my current all time performance is ~12.5% higher than SPY's yearly performance

[Anonymous No.12644357]

>>12644306
BST is growth and dividends. Read about CEFs

[Anonymous No.12644361]

>>12644331
I have 1651 shares of GALT. Hoping for fireworks in the next year and a half.

[Anonymous No.12644363]

>>12644331
I'm only up 35 dollars, I started back in October. At one point I was down about 140 dollars but refused to sell. Glad I didn't. My dividends are starting to pay off a bit. Got about 2.50 back in December from a couple of index funds. Getting another 3.45 back in a month from my Ford holdings. It's not much but the way I see it, as long as I keep putting a portion of my pay into divvy stocks and keep getting dividends back that interest will start to compound as I reinvest. I love the idea of putting some cash into a stock and having that stock pay me back. I think of it a bit like a game of Mount&Blade, where you buy a "business venture" for 8000 gold that pays about 200-250 a week. It doesn't start out as much but that recurring income keeps building on itself and you use that money to buy more and more businesses that keep paying you.

[Anonymous No.12644372]

ATTENTION /SMG/:
HOW DO I BUY KOREAN STOCSK

[Anonymous No.12644379]

>>12644128
...what're you talking about? anyone can download thinkorswim

[Anonymous No.12644401]

I want to cum in Japanese pussy

[Anonymous No.12644450]

>>12644401
based

[Anonymous No.12644459]

>>12643803
Thanks for putting smileys on that

[Anonymous No.12644463]

>>12644450
Thinking of saving up to fly to London... They got a website where you can order whores online like Amazon. I'll cum in Japanese pussy then

[Anonymous No.12644475]

>>12644463
Or just go to japan and go to a "legal" brothel.

[Anonymous No.12644491]

>>12644475
I don't speak Japanese, how can I cum in Japanese pussy if I can't order

[Anonymous No.12644492]

>>12644475
or just go to Japan and be white

[Anonymous No.12644507]

>>12644492
Might go to Japan in April, what should I expect as an ugly white moderately wealthy tourist?

[Anonymous No.12644510]

>>12644492
This true? I want impregnate a japanese person so I can get a residence visa and move my weeb ass there without finding employment, but I have no social skills.

[Anonymous No.12644532]

>>12644372
If I knew I'd own Samsung right now.

[Anonymous No.12644538]

>>12644507
>ugly
what are we talking about here? just a goofy looking face or are you full hobgoblin? as long as you are tall and not a super skelly, you're fine. Japanese girls want a big "unique" looking barbarian american to smash on the pussy.

>>12644510
you will be treated like a sentient dildo. as long as you can smile and act like a boisterous yankee, you will kill it.

[Anonymous No.12644552]

>>12644538
How do I not be completely retarded if I go to Japan? Carry around google translate on my phone with a loud speaker?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12644555]

>>12644507
a scam

>>12644532
Samsung is privately held.

[Anonymous No.12644569]

>>12644538
5'7 overweight american

[Anonymous No.12644571]

>>12644555
Actually it is listed on the Korean market.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12644584]

>>12644571
hmm, guess I was thinking of one of its sold off businesses.

[Anonymous No.12644596]

>>12644510
disgusting gaijins such as yourself should never even consider moving to japan

[Anonymous No.12644609]

>>12644532
SSNLF

[Anonymous No.12644614]

>>12644510
You sound like a nigger.

[Anonymous No.12644626]

>>12644552
easy. understand that the reason they like you is because you are american, don't try to speak the language too well, don't try to get all the little idiosyncracies of their culture down. its actually jarring and somewhat of a red flag. they literally want you to be a caricature like pic related. sounds completely counter intuitive, but its true.

[Anonymous No.12644630]

>>12644609
Hmm, don't see it on Robinhood. Thanks though.

[Anonymous No.12644634]

>>12644569
ooh, tough luck bud. try eastern europe.

[Anonymous No.12644655]

>>12644507
>moderately wealthy tourist?

on average and median level japanese are far more wealthier than western europeans than americans, except switzerland.

[Anonymous No.12644673]

>>12644626
I mean if I met a japanese girl in the US I'd rather she be all "kawaii desu" with a sailor uniform

[Anonymous No.12644684]

>>12644626
Based. It's actually cheaper to fly to Tokyo than to London, so lets do that.
The UK does have this website, which I wish Japan had
https://kommons.com/london/

[Anonymous No.12644699]

>>12644684
i spend a year in Fukuoka and it was the best year of my life. i felt like a giga-chad every time i went out.

[Anonymous No.12644712]

>>12644655
are they? they seem mega poor, in manga they treat $1k like amazing amount of money

in Kaiji hes always making curvy eyes wavy faces over ONE MILLION YEN
in usaogi head yakuza boss couldnt even scrape together FIVE MILLION YEN to save his own life kek

[Anonymous No.12644722]

>>12644712
0one million yen is 10k

[Anonymous No.12644745]

>>12644712
That's because the guys that write anime and manga are broke as fuck. Except the few that made very monetarily successful series. Even Masashi Kishimoto is only worth like 20 million.

[Anonymous No.12644762]

>>12644209
Replace TQQQ with SQQQ

[Anonymous No.12644812]

>>12644762
why?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12644823]

>>12644762
lol

>>12644812
Some people like burning through money. Only look at short ETFs if you think we're especially late cycle.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12644828]

>>12644361
all things considered, I think the potential upside is much lower than the potential downside risk

>>12644363
I do like the idea of divvydend investing (low risk, guaranteed income), but I personally gravitate towards biotech because I'm a Neuro major and I feel like I "understand" it naturally a lot better than other businesses, but I feel like it's hard to make much of a difference with dividends when you don't have much money involved
I do think that it's a smart idea if you're going to keep adding money to your account steadily over time, tho

>>12644762
>>12644812
because he wants anon to lose his money

[Anonymous No.12644829]

So what is going on with PG&E with all the litigation surrounding it how the fuck is it still at 13 a share? It filed bankruptcy in 2001 which I’m sure some people here are too young to remember but it was no where near the amount now so is it really “too big to fail”? Because if that’s the case then when is the dip to buy in?

[Anonymous No.12644830]

I bought s&p500 last year at 250.

am I fucked or should I not sperg and touch it till 10 years minimum. Its 10k which is a lot since im a uni student no job but I can survive if I forget its there. But from my expirience with crypto and stocks I know how deadly it can be to just set and forget

[Anonymous No.12644831]

The only way Japan could get any better is if they legalized polygamy

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12644842]

>>12644830
this isn't crypto, my guy
if you're thinking long term, just "setting and forgetting" is one of the best things you can do

[Anonymous No.12644847]

>>12644317
CRON has Altria, Altria will not let CRON go down they have their name to uphold as wel I don’t think it’ll break CGC limits yet but it’ll grow and dip like a low volatile stock just watch

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12644851]

>>12644830
also, by SP500 do you mean SPY
you're already in the green on that position, i'm not sure why you're sperging out

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12644856]

>>12644830
>>12644842
seriously, forget everything you "learned" if you think that leaving your money in a sp500 index fund long term is dangerous, fampai

[Anonymous No.12644874]

>>12644745
WHAT THE HECKIES
Kishimoto should be a billionaire
Jump must have analy raped him like a sandusky teaching poor kids how to shower

[Anonymous No.12644894]

>>12644828
>I do like the idea of divvydend investing (low risk, guaranteed income), but I personally gravitate towards biotech because I'm a Neuro major and I feel like I "understand" it naturally a lot better than other businesses, but I feel like it's hard to make much of a difference with dividends when you don't have much money involved
>I do think that it's a smart idea if you're going to keep adding money to your account steadily over time, tho
Yeah I can understand that. I'm still thinking about adding some blue chip growth stocks to my portfolio (I recently added a share of Microsoft and plan on adding more in the future) although my strategy for the most part still revolves around a high yielding divvy portfolio. I've got a good portion in Ford for that sweet 7% divvy, although I'm also going to add more SPHD for some high yield divvy stability.

[Anonymous No.12644896]

>>12644856
Crypto has created new breed of investors where we dont trust stocks are far was we can throw em

we will ruthlessly dump your most valued indexs at the smallest sight of weakness

[Anonymous No.12644899]

>>12644532
After SEVERAL google searches, I have concluded that you need to know a Korean in the biz.

[Anonymous No.12644902]

>>12644762
so you're basically fighting inflation x3 and shorting after a 22% correction

[Anonymous No.12644912]

>>12644812
Because this is "return to normal" AKA the dea cat bounce

Pic related. Representative of the entire market right now.

[Anonymous No.12644914]

>>12644894
You’d be better off acquiring the fundamentally better parts of SPHD than the ETF itself. IRM just looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.12644921]

>>12644812
It doesnt matter what bears think. Honestly we should hose these people in the streets

[Anonymous No.12644928]

>>12644899
I actually indirectly work for Samsung. I'm a repair technician for Ubreakifix. We're Samsung certified techs and generally have some connections to Samsung though contracts. Although even with those connections and knowing people who work for Samsung directly I haven't found a way to buy in. You're right in that you have to know the folks in Korea to find a way in.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12644934]

>>12644912
That may make SQQQ a good buy right now, that doesn't make it something you should accumulate long term.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12644943]

>>12644896
I think crypto was a good experience for young investors, since it taught them to be skeptical of seemingly endless gains and be sure to manage their risk appropriately long term

>>12644874
>like a sandusky teaching poor kids how to shower
like a poor cancer girl buying into crypto at or near the top

>>12644894
That's certainly a good approach long term, and I think most people would agree it's a lot "smarter" than my current approach

[Anonymous No.12644960]

the market is NOT going to crash. the banks are NOT SELLING.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-02-03/jpmorgan-says-2020-might-not-be-year-to-think-about-recession?

[Anonymous No.12644966]

>>12644934
>shorting the market long term

Hell naw bro. Just until the next round of QE rolls out : )

[Anonymous No.12644967]

>>12644928
It trades OTC

[Anonymous No.12644971]

>>12644966
QE is no longer a possibility.

[Anonymous No.12644983]

>>12644971
lol

[Anonymous No.12644991]

>>12644914
I'm going to be brutally honest and just say that's a bit too much work. I really don't feel like going through the financials of every one of their holdings just to find the best ones. If IRM turns out to be shit I'd assume it would be dropped or the other holdings would balance it out.
>>12644943
>That's certainly a good approach long term, and I think most people would agree it's a lot "smarter" than my current approach
It's all a matter of how much risk you want to take. My mother just got into stocks, she doesn't even know what a P/E ratio is, doesn't look up company financials and just gets all her picks from a newsletter she gets and she's still ahead of me right now. I'm happy for her but at the same time a little irritated that I try to make all the right moves, read financials, read books on the subject and she's doing better than me without even putting in any real work. I'm obviously not comparing you to her, the point I'm making is that when you don't take large risks you don't get large rewards as quickly. Most of her holdings are in high risk speculative ventures, whereas I've taken the more "conservative" approach overall even though I do have a few speculatives.

[Anonymous No.12645013]

>>12644960
so the Great 2020 Recession that every analyst and smallspec says is going to happen isnt actually going to happen? who could have forseen this

[Anonymous No.12645023]

>>12645013
It’s more likely still 2028. At least according to my analysis.

[Anonymous No.12645030]

>>12645013
I still think it might. That's why I'm investing defensively. Although with the recent boom I'm a bit unsure at this point.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12645040]

>>12644991
I do think my own approach is also valid, of course (otherwise it wouldn't be my approach), but I do acknowledge that I'm taking on a great deal of risk, which a lot of people wouldn't consider "smart"
I'm like you, but on the opposite side of the risk tolerance spectrum
I do my own DD on biotech stocks by reading about the companies' performance in clinical trials, scientific literature on how well the drugs like the one they're trying to make work, and if the companies have enough money to fund clinical trials

[Anonymous No.12645056]

>>12645040
Well so long as you understand the industry that's what really matters. I don't have a problem with a bit of speculative investing so long as the person doing the speculating understands what they're speculating on. I'll freely admit I'm ignorant with regards to many facets of the markets, that's why I feel it's safer for me to personally take the conservative approach. If someone is a Technical Analysis wizard though, I say go for it.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12645057]

>>12645013
>>12645023
>>12645030
>>12644960
Literally the only thing that's saved the economy is slow wage growth and low oil prices. If any of that or the trade situation changes for the worse from the perspective of profits, then it's all downhill from there.

[Anonymous No.12645078]

>>12644912
netflix is a bias representation of the market

[Anonymous No.12645085]

>>12645057
The trade situation is worrying. Although I'm fairly confident a deal will be made. Although nothing is set in stone. My main concern is the level of growth we've seen over the last 10 years. I feel that it's on track to eventually lose steam, especially with the past FED rate hikes. It feels a bit like a house of cards at this point.

[Anonymous No.12645099]

>>12645085
Social entitlements will bring it all down.

[Anonymous No.12645107]

>>12645013
Ye best start believing in recessions, yer in one

[Anonymous No.12645108]

>>12645099
Could you elaborate further?

[Anonymous No.12645117]

>>12645108
Boomers want gibs but we running out of gibs

[Anonymous No.12645122]

>>12645085
the level of growth we've seen over 10 years is nothing compared to the bullrun of the 40s-50s and the 80s - 2000. This is simply a boost from breaking past stagnation.
SPX probably has another 100% gain to tack on

[Anonymous No.12645124]

>>12645108
Social security and welfare is not sustainable.

[Anonymous No.12645125]

>>12645057
it's unironically a new paradigm. just force the fed to cut the rates and have them pump up our bags lmao

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12645132]

>>12645107

[Anonymous No.12645138]

>>12645117
Yes, and their contributions were drastically less than the prior generation.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12645148]

>>12644401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlBU97NAdWg

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12645152]

>>12645085
>>12645099
the big threat is corporate debt, and thus the issue is profitability.

[Anonymous No.12645177]

>>12645132
Topkek. Is that OC?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12645185]

>>12645177
silvershill made it

[Anonymous No.12645207]

the nikkei is very close to breaking up. All BOJ has to do is Pump it and kick off the worldwide bull

[Anonymous No.12645359]

>take the Rams money line on a parlay bet with the under
>put 5k in Bitcoin with the intent to buy BTT but the funds won't clear until Thursday and now it's up 100%

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I JUST FUCKING WANTED TO MAKE A LITTLE EXTRA PROFIT SO I COULD BUY SOME DIVIDEND STOCKS AND HAVE A COMFY RETIREMENT BUT NOW I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.12645404]

>>12645359
At least this way, you wont be buying stocks that will tank -50% this year.

[Anonymous No.12645648]

Why are the best run companies always ones with low profile, low compensation CEOs?

[Anonymous No.12645655]

pls stahp

[Anonymous No.12645667]

>>12645648
Because they get paid in stock

[Anonymous No.12645808]

>>12641303

Time to load up on this microcap

[Anonymous No.12645830]

>>12641303

Time to load up on this microcap

[Anonymous No.12645875]

How do I short white people?

[Anonymous No.12645880]

>>12645875
Invest in pinterest

[Anonymous No.12645906]

>>12645880
Thank You

[Anonymous No.12645944]

>>12638710
עשז

[Anonymous No.12646192]

>>12645906
Invest in fentanyl

[Anonymous No.12646316]

How do you see the chart of a call on robinhood? I wanna see if i'm buying high or low

[Anonymous No.12646338]

>>12646316
You don't, get a real broker

[Anonymous No.12646343]

>>12646338
Is TD ameritrade good? I really wanna get into options and i feel like robinhood is kinda shit for that

[Anonymous No.12646675]

What do I invest in to avoid white genocide?

[Anonymous No.12646684]

>>12646675
A gun with one bullet you stupid fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.12646691]

>>12646684
Welp.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12646727]

For waterfags on Robinhood here are all the companies I was able to find that are available to be traded on Robinhood.

[Anonymous No.12646883]

Who ever thought equality would only as cheap as 110 million lives?

[Anonymous No.12647516]

Google revenue forecast: miss, on-target or beat?

https://www.strawpoll.me/17364520

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12647701]

>>12646727
based and waterpilled

[Anonymous No.12647815]

>>12647701
>https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-11-26/why-was-nancy-pelosi-buying-fking-dip-amzn-aapl-fb-shares
threadly reminder that nancy pelosi is completely fucking retarded, cant into greeks, and given her apparent lack of knowledge of how to trade options, likely posts on r/wallstbets and/or here

[PitterPatter No.12647835]

>>12647815
>nancy pelosi is completely fucking retarded

She is a drunk.

[Anonymous No.12647855]

>>12647835
you gotta be more than just drunk to think averaging down on long deep ITM calls during the biggest pullback the market has seen in a WHILE is a good idea. the best she can hope for is to exercise these things, and even then, she shouldve just wrote some puts or something

she literally and figuratively just threw out several mill

[Anonymous No.12647876]

>>12647815
>>12647835
>>12647855
Unironically got bogged.

>she's in? Damp it.

[PitterPatter No.12647909]

>>12647855
>she literally and figuratively just threw out several mill

Wish she would throw herself off the Golden Gate Bridge.

[Anonymous No.12647920]

>>12647876
damn str8 shes bogged
i just cant even imagine the thought process of continually buying moar long calls on other shitstock over-valued memes like this. she clearly has absolutely no idea how vega works
ill be shocked if she ever sees B/E ever again

who knows, maybe she just needed a YUGE tax write off or something?
even if everything recovers somewhat and shes exercising these things, its gonna be a loss.

this begs the question of how in the fuck she, as a member of congress (who get paid quite little in the grand scheme of things) got this much dosh to throw at reddit tier directional options bets.

oh yea i forgot about all the blatant insider trading shes done with her own husband and son as proxies for her green energy scams
https://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/pelosi-stock-insider-60minutes/2011/11/13/id/417848/
https://thepoliticalinsider.com/nancy-pelosi-insider-trading/

>>12647909
i guess well have to settle for watching her experience total loss of this magnitude
the bitch will croak sooner than later anyways desu

[PitterPatter No.12647955]

>>12647920
>sooner

Hopefully, and it will be a glorious day.

[Anonymous No.12647998]

>>12647955
baste

[Anonymous No.12648002]

>>12647998
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.12648080]

>>12648002
Don't worry Fren, I am still proud of your 998.

[Anonymous No.12648150]

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.12648191]

ugaz niggers getting gassed again for literally the thousandth time.

[Anonymous No.12648203]

Red day.

[Anonymous No.12648229]

Is dude weed going to start dumping today?

[PitterPatter No.12648240]

>>12648229
>Is dude weed going to start dumping today?

[Anonymous No.12648252]

>>12648240
I know it's up right now, but it's clearly unsustainable

[Anonymous No.12648256]

>>12648240
I just bought 100 shares of APHA and I'm up already. I think it'll sell off at 12 though.

[Anonymous No.12648258]

>>12648191
lol this
dont buy energy rn goyim

makes me wonder how the magnefags are doing
i heard someone in the other thread mention they found his stocktwits and he had kysD himself
anyone got sauce?

[Anonymous No.12648302]

Here we goooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.12648306]

>>12648258
also
in regards to this
imma re-iterate my question from riday because i didnt get any answers:

how many of you goyim buying MNGA on friday knew you were buying into a 20:1 r/s?
dont lie

[Anonymous No.12648311]

>>12648258
>>12648306
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.12648322]

$ZKIN
quick 500

thank you China

[Anonymous No.12648328]

i was promised a repeat of great depression! bears, where the fuck is it?

[Anonymous No.12648367]

>>12641303

REFR up

[Anonymous No.12648376]

"the selling will continue until morale improves"

[Anonymous No.12648387]

>>12641303

>$REFR

[Anonymous No.12648397]

ACB is cumming hrghhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.12648398]

Give me some leads

[PitterPatter No.12648401]

>>12648397
>ACB is cumming hrghhhhhhhhhh

Push to $10. Then dump.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12648403]

>>12641727
companies that pay dividends have given up on trying to use that capital to grow their business

[Anonymous No.12648406]

>>12648387

[Anonymous No.12648407]

I've got 500 more dollars to put in stocks. Do I keep going in on dude weed or do I diversify? I just want to grab stocks and let them sit. I'm not a day trader, I just want to see my money grow over a year or two.

[Anonymous No.12648430]

>>12648407
how many 420 stocks do you currently hold?

[Anonymous No.12648431]

the numbers are working out boys

[Anonymous No.12648444]

>>12648431
also this

[Anonymous No.12648467]

>>12648387

They just filed the 8k

https://last10k.com/sec-filings/refr/0001493152-19-001282.htm

[Anonymous No.12648475]

SGMS

[Anonymous No.12648517]

>>12648328
get trolled kek

[Anonymous No.12648528]

>>12648430
CGC
CRON
ABC
Not a shit ton, but enough. Couple hundred dollars in each.

[Anonymous No.12648530]

so REITs dont get the tax advantages of a roth IRA, but ETFs of REITs should, right? like REM for example

[Anonymous No.12648540]

snap longs ??

[Anonymous No.12648542]

>>12648530
shit, I mean the dividends from those

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12648588]

>>12648328
greater depression is scheduled for Wednesday bro.

[Anonymous No.12648593]

>>12648528
might as well throw the rest into those.

[Anonymous No.12648610]

CGA Mooning again, anons calling it chink shit all the time, its up 30% ytd

[Anonymous No.12648618]

The dude weed 420 bull run is on-going

[Anonymous No.12648643]

why is smg so slow today?

[Anonymous No.12648645]

When sell?

[Anonymous No.12648653]

>>12648643
superbowl hangovers

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12648669]

>>12648653
fucking amateurs

[Anonymous No.12648673]

>>12648669
this
fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.12648675]

Mmmmmmm, EAT!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12648683]

>>12648653
>watching handegg

[Anonymous No.12648692]

>>12648683
shut up and make a new thread

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12648705]

>>12648683
it's a bunch of sweaty ass niggers getting a hold of each other you would love it you faggot.

[Anonymous No.12648710]

going all in

[Anonymous No.12648711]

>>12648645
what made you think there was gonna be a pump?

[Anonymous No.12648732]

>>12648711
Oversold based on guidance lowering, AMD's response is half a year away, and they have rumors of budget-minded GTX cards releasing soon to hopefully assuage the poor sales RTX is seeing. GTX 10 series stock is almost out, so GTX will be the clear choice for consumers for next 6 months.
With this said, I'm definitely selling before earnings

[Anonymous No.12648737]

>>12648710
seems like a sensible choice

[Anonymous No.12648776]

ninja thread!

>>12648769
>>12648769
>>12648769

[Anonymous No.12648786]

>>12648776
>Not even autosage

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12648840]

>>12648705
MMA is better in that aspect

[Anonymous No.12648879]

>>12648328
I guess the great depression happens later this year or early 2020, likely triggered by economic downturns in other countries than the US.