This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass and calls her a whore. Honestly, what would you do?

[Anonymous No.12627571]

[Anonymous No.12627578]

knock him out, white boys cant fight

[Anonymous No.12627580]

>>12627571
Pull out 9mm and pump a few rounds into him
Verdict?
Problem resolved

[Anonymous No.12627581]

[Anonymous No.12627584]

>>12627571
Lol at his JUST hair.
He’s never gonna make it.
Definitely not natty

[Anonymous No.12627585]

>>12627571
"haha you're damn right bitch!"
*slaps gfs ass and grabs it hard as fuck*
"and you wish you had her"

[Anonymous No.12627586]

>>12627580
bitter manlet detected

[Anonymous No.12627587]

I'd invite him to my house to party

[Anonymous No.12627589]

>>12627571
Laugh and call her a slut
Then squeeze and twist his nipple and call him a Twink

[Anonymous No.12627591]

slap her ass again and call her a whore

[Anonymous No.12627592]

>>12627578
This. Only rednecks represent decent fighters. He clearly is not of them. Looks life from Commiefornia.

[Anonymous No.12627597]

>>12627571

Pretty sure I'm stronger than him so I'd slap him around a little bit I guess.

[Anonymous No.12627601]

>>12627586
they always skip fists and go right for a gun. its not their fault. theyre so small what else can they do?

[Anonymous No.12627607]

>>12627592

The fact that he's buff gives me certainty he's not a fighter.

[Anonymous No.12627617]

>>12627571
ask to see his balls which have surely atrophied due to steroid use

[Anonymous No.12627623]

He's actually off gear now because of his hair loss. Looks really strange desu because he still has mass but he looks so deflated and soft

[Anonymous No.12627629]

>>12627571
You're put in a situation where you have to do something, if you don't, the female will think you're weak (even if she doesn't admit it).

Initial verbal response, such as "what the fuck do you think you're doing?"

Secondary physical response will have to be high intensity, as you'll have lost any element of surprise. This means no forms of pushing, higher impact attacks.

Even if you lose, you'll have stood up for her, it's better than doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.12627632]

>>12627629
White knight

[Anonymous No.12627637]

>>12627629
>get your ass whooped
>she leaves you anyway

[Anonymous No.12627643]

honest real life answer for anybody that has ever gone out:

1. You don't take your girl with you.
2. The only way this fight ever goes down is if either you and/or he has a squad with him. If you're starting a fight with some rando without your squad, you're a fucking idiot, and if you're starting a fight with some rando who has his squad with him, you're suicidal.

End of story. None of you guys would do jackshit if a 6'4" guy with a whole crew of dudes with him disrespected you while you were drunk, and honestly that's the smartest move you could make.

[Anonymous No.12627646]

>>12627637
>wow anon backed off like a little bitch, I can't believe how wet I am

[Anonymous No.12627655]

>>12627629
Fuck off. If someone has the balls to do such things to your woman is your duty to kick his ass. No matter what. Is this why america is so cucked right now?

[Anonymous No.12627656]

Ask him where his shirt is, he seems likely to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.12627660]

>>12627571
LOL i've talked to this guy before

[Anonymous No.12627663]

suck his dick
that'll show'm

[Anonymous No.12627665]

If there is a conscious reaction, you don’t care about the woman much

If you did, you’d be seeing red and trying to hurt the guy however possible. Even if you were failing miserably.

[Anonymous No.12627666]

>>12627571

That's an old photo, he is now balding, he lost his muscle, and is depressed af

don't do roids kids

sage

[Anonymous No.12627673]

>>12627643
This is a mature perspective that 14 year old internet warriors wont grasp

[Anonymous No.12627674]

>>12627571
bodybuilders arent as strong as they look. infact, they are bad at fighting because their body parts dont have full range of motion. power lifters on the other hand will fuck you up

[Anonymous No.12627679]

>>12627673
>a mature perspective
I have a hard time telling when anons are memeing, but you aren't being serious right?

[Anonymous No.12627684]

>>12627571
He seems rich, I'd sue him.

[Anonymous No.12627685]

>>12627643

>6'4"

hahaha he is barely 5'11" anon

[Anonymous No.12627689]

>>12627571
laugh hysterically as my yandere gf brutally murders him

[Anonymous No.12627705]

>>12627673
I just think a lot of 4channers have either literally never gone out or never experienced nightlife in a major city. Also loads of children that have never experienced nightlife past college

>>12627679
What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.12627717]

>>12627571
He might kick my ass but he's not so scary that I wouldn't at least try to fight him

[Anonymous No.12627737]

>>12627571
Tell to not to touch my hands again.

[Anonymous No.12627749]

>>12627571
>>12627674
This.

This guy is buff, handsome, and chad. But he is not strong. So I guess if he pulled that kind of shit I'd have to fuck him up.

[Anonymous No.12627755]

>>12627571

>mfw my reply would probably be to take my shirt off since im more /fit/ than him and then mog him hard, then give him a sermon on how pointless is to be /fit/ if you don't believe in jesus christ

[Anonymous No.12627760]

>>12627646
>my bf got his ass whooped for my honor
>im so wet right now

[Anonymous No.12627764]

>>12627755
my sides.

[Anonymous No.12627780]

>>12627643
>This

First response is, "hey man cool it with that shit, shes with me."

[Anonymous No.12627784]

>>12627689
Found the weeb

[Anonymous No.12627811]

>>12627643
I understand that it's a stupid thing to do, that'll most likely fail, and everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth. But to do nothing, even under the circumstances you mention, is just wrong.

[Anonymous No.12627812]

>>12627760

Also this, women don't get horny when you fight for them, they get horny when you force another guy down and humiliate them, regardless of the circumstances, honestly trying to become more endearing to women is a sure way to become wicked and hate yourself for the rest of your life, you are actively seeking something criminals do for money or power, not even pussy, the cognitive dissonance will fuck you up, also you can still get non-psycho girls by just getting a good social circle and enjoying life

[Anonymous No.12627827]

>>12627571
Pull down his pants and start sucking his cock before she can.

[Anonymous No.12627844]

>>12627811
If you feel that way, that's fine, but you better have your boys with you.

Also, if you're out with your girl and don't have your boys with you, you're probably a fucking 4chan NEET anyways and fighting some rando isn't going to solve that.

[Anonymous No.12627879]

>>12627844
My social status should have no impact on how I respond in a situation where someone I care for is being harassed, especially if they keep doing it, after I've made a verbal response. I get that it's very frightening to stand up to a big bunch of guys, but a guy's role is to be there somewhat as a protector, regardless of the circumstances.

[Anonymous No.12627902]

I would ask him "what the fuck are you doing?" as if I'm expecting a response before doing anything else, and if he starts getting smirky, just as he is about to say something, I punch him in the jaw or the solar plexus or wherever I can reach that is debilitating, and keep on punching him relentlessly until I know he's too disoriented to regain posture and then I go in for the kicks and punches meant to drop him to the ground, assuming the first jaw punch didn't do the trick.

When people are just about to speak and assume you are going to want to hear what they say and then react, they have a sequence queued in their heads and will not react as quickly to whatever you physically do just as they are about to speak.

t. got into a lot of fights because I'm retardedly unable to stand down when someone tries to put me down in down in a "what are you going to do about it way". some day some guy's friends are probably going to kill me like >>12627643 describes

[Anonymous No.12627977]

>>12627571
Aggressively push him away and tell him to fuck off. If he wants to fight then i’ll fight

[Anonymous No.12627979]

market sell this social situation and count it as a loss

[Anonymous No.12627986]

call tyrone, but they might gangbang my gf

[Anonymous No.12627987]

>>12627879
You're quite literally the definition of internet tough guy. How often do you go out? Do you live in a major city?

[Anonymous No.12627988]

>>12627979
based

[Anonymous No.12627997]

>>12627571
That black girls going to dump their thug looking nigga faggots just so they can taste man juice of this white Chad.
And thats a fact and you cant do nothing about it.

[Anonymous No.12628008]

Id definitely throw a haymaker

Connor Murphy is an incel trapped in a chads body. He was a shy introvert for most of college and had to force himself out of his comfort zone to do what he does now

[Anonymous No.12628030]

>>12627987
I have clearly stated that this approach would most likely fail. That's not 'internet tough guy', at most it's naive to the actual horrific physical beating I could take. If authorities can be reached, then yes, that's the obvious choice. If not, run. But those aren't always options. In that case, do I just stand by and do nothing? (bearing in mind that I've already made a verbal response)

[Anonymous No.12628033]

go out with him

[Anonymous No.12628066]

>>12628030
if you already said something then yeah you might as well just fight him because chances are hes gonna start swing in a couple of seconds anyway. .

[Anonymous No.12628141]

A turn on. Imagining your girl getting secretly excited by another male touching her ass, her sexiness/attraction being validated by another male, and the extrapolations in your mind of what would happen if they were to meet again without you. Underneath the veil of insecurity-powered offense, these feelings exist more or less in all of us.

[Anonymous No.12628186]

>>12627578
Famous last words

[Anonymous No.12628198]

>mutter f-f-fagot as i walk away
>say asshole too
>go home and cry

[Anonymous No.12628211]

Get uncomfortable close to him, and say your gains will not bring your father back, and squeeze his ass than walk away

[Anonymous No.12628222]

Honestly she would probably like it and leave me on the spot for him.

This is only true in my current form though. The story is different once I find the motivation to work out.

[Anonymous No.12628232]

>>12627643
lol...this is wiz anon, we are all JuJitsu Black Belt millionaire chads here... almost every person ive met on biz is also a lawyer with buddies working inside the justice department... I can speak for almost every person on this board and say that i would beat the fuck out of that pussy in the picture, and then i would tell that black girl to start sucking my dick while her friend gives me a back massage.

Now kindly I insist you get the fuck off my board you pussy, you must be 18+, jacked body 6 feet tall, and a 7 figure bank account in order to post on this site.

hue hue hit the weights kid and call us in a few years.

[Anonymous No.12628239]

Slap his ass and call him a whore.

[Anonymous No.12628244]

>>12628141
lolwut

[Anonymous No.12628248]

laugh at his 5'10 height

[Anonymous No.12628251]

>implying he even looks like that anymore

Never do roids unless you're already an ugly bald fuck with nothing to lose.

[Anonymous No.12628263]

>>12628251
> It takes up to a year to regain full sperm counts so be patient with your body.
Sometimes the body needs help getting the signals going again. If so, a male fertility specialist will do a blood panel to determine your hormone profile. Based on that, they can prescribe a variety of drugs that will kickstart sperm production.
>In extreme cases, the body is unable to get sperm production levels up high enough for natural conception.

if you plan to have kids it's not worth cycling on and off
if you don't have kids, or are past 40/50 already with kids, then stay on forever there's literally no downsides to staying on T. not everyone experiences hairloss, connor murphy was unlucky.

[Anonymous No.12628264]

>>12627643

5'7" manlet here. I was acquitted twice by appealing to the stand your ground law. As soon as i see a legal opening, i'll pump anyone full of lead. End of case.

[Anonymous No.12628343]

I've seen some good answers here, and formulated a plan, in order of precedence:
1. See it ahead of time, put my hand on her ass. Yell: "Don't touch my hand bro"
2. Yell "Cool it she's with me"
3. If he gets in my face, ask him a question and kick his knee inward hopefully breaking it while he's mid answer. Punch until threat neutralized as long as this works. Lecture him on Jesus Christ afterward. Also make him apologize to my girl.
4. Get my ass whooped.

[Anonymous No.12628374]

>>12628264
I bet you’re quick to fire in bed too, pathetic midgetman

[Anonymous No.12628541]

Long guy with heavy upper mass would be easy takedown, then choke him out and curb stomp.

But in IRL wouldn't have to do that, slap my girl and she will bear maze you and then kick your groin until I drag her away..

[Anonymous No.12628550]

>>12628541
Mace..typo.. bear maze would be interesting punishment too.

[Anonymous No.12628565]

>>12627784
new?

[Anonymous No.12628591]

>>12627571
stab him through his soft skin

[Anonymous No.12628634]

Blab my mouth, see if i can bamboozle him into admitting what a piece of trash he is.
If i cant, let him go and attack from behind. Im not fighting by the rules with this guy

[Anonymous No.12628662]

>>12628550
Lol

[Anonymous No.12628779]

>>12627643
there's so much lowclass misery encompassed in that reply, one wants to believe this is a larp and not a real knuckledragger who will wagecuck or do petty crime until his 60s, unable to figure out the world around him
seriously, drop the borderline homosexual "getting drunk with my squad" shit and hit the books. even in your thirties with a half-fried brain, you can turn your life around

[Anonymous No.12628783]

>>12627571
gouge his eye

[Anonymous No.12628800]

>>12627571
Depends on what the legs look like.

[Anonymous No.12628810]

>>12627578
Except for all the MMA fighters, in fact most boxing heavyweights are White, (((they))) have to promote lower weight classes nobody gave a shit about just to highlight the muds.

[Anonymous No.12628815]

>>12627578
t. Triggered

[Anonymous No.12628818]

>>1262757
Laugh, and pont out its a lady bum he.hit, he's clearly homosexual

[Anonymous No.12628825]

>>12627571
Pretty boys are afraid of damage to their face.

So bite him in his face or bite his nips off if you are a manlet.

[Anonymous No.12628830]

>>12627684
Found the jew

[Anonymous No.12628831]

>>12627578
GG

[Anonymous No.12628877]

Defuse the situation, if not call the cops.

[Anonymous No.12628915]

These situations are why it's a good idea to learn martial arts.

[Anonymous No.12629288]

>>12627571
I’m going to learn how to box/fight now. Thanks for opening my eyes OP

[Anonymous No.12629642]

>>12627879
spoken like somebody who has never had is ass kicked or kicked somebody's ass

[Anonymous No.12629656]

>>12627601
cadaver cope

[Anonymous No.12629661]

>>12627629
if you lose she will start lusting for him and leave you

[Anonymous No.12629691]

>having a gf

First mistake

[Anonymous No.12629698]

>>12627571
ill ask him how he lost so much gains and if he even bulks, what a bitch. then ill give him a kiss with tongue in front of my gf to show how dominant i am :^)

[Anonymous No.12629701]

Must have big hands. Round of applause

[Anonymous No.12629705]

>>12628915
>fighting in 2019
>owning several guns

[Anonymous No.12629706]

>>12629642
No average, everyday male is going to be able to put up a fight against several tall individuals. And it won't be like the movies where everyone waits there turn to fight. I don't fucking claim to be able to do so.

And so, it becomes are question well what could I do in that situation? What is my "purpose" in a relationship, as I see it.

I know that's a retardley overly-philosophical way of thinking about getting the shit beat out of me. And you're completely right, talk is fucking cheap. But I hope I would have the "courage" to stand up against them, if it's the only option available.

[Anonymous No.12629708]

>>12627637
That’s why you should carry a gun or atleast a knife

[Anonymous No.12629709]

>>12627643
>squad
Are you 14? And a girl? Take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror, anon

[Anonymous No.12629717]

Not my problem

[Anonymous No.12629736]

lmaoing my ass off at these squadlets getting pissed itt

[Anonymous No.12629744]

>>12627571
Solar plexus and a few kicks in the liver or back.

[Anonymous No.12629886]

You are a bunch of idiots.The question in this thread shouldn't even be asked.If you are confused about what would you do in a situation where a 6 pack guy touches your loved one's ass then you should avoid it all cost .Don't fight battles you can't ein.Don't go with your girlfriend near nightclubs or places full of horny guys.It's your responsability to take her to safe places.You are the leader.Don't think about would'ves could'ves and should'as.Be smart

[Anonymous No.12629931]

>>12627629
wrong as fuck. if you get humiliated or ass kicked, she will leave you right then and there.

if you can't win, I think the best possible scenario is to just not do anythiing and not "stand up for her"

[Anonymous No.12630315]

>>12627571
Easiest way to tackle him is going for his legs I guess. Kick in the knee/balls or tackle legs with full body. Once he's down, go for the face.

[Anonymous No.12630331]

>>12627585
Yikes

[Anonymous No.12630342]

>>12629744
What if he gets you in the solar plexus first then a few hits in the liver or back?

[Anonymous No.12630361]

>>12627571
This guy's face was 6/10 at best even with single digit bodyfat. After hopping off roids, not only does his body look mediocre by bodybuilding standards but he's balding and has dropped to a solid 5/10 facial-wise.

[Anonymous No.12630572]

>>12627571
Expose the video where he fucks a horse
so we can laugh at him

[Anonymous No.12630604]

>>12627571
my wat now?

[Anonymous No.12630688]

>>12627571
gut him

[Anonymous No.12630875]

>>12627587
me too. then kill him.

[Anonymous No.12630897]

>>12630688
I seriously don't know what is society's obsessioin with this average looking spic. There are tons of hotter brown girls where I live (they are all spics tho, unfortunately)

[Anonymous No.12630907]

>>12630897
Easy, they post the pictures/videos of her dancing 8 years ago when she was 21 instead of now where she is hitting the wall.

[Anonymous No.12630923]

>>12630907
The latina wall is one of the greatest tragedies of nature

[Anonymous No.12630944]

>>12627571
Easy

[Anonymous No.12630997]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt9CSGz0Jbc

apparently this is what happens

[Anonymous No.12631048]

>>12627571
Wonder why

[Anonymous No.12631524]

>>12627629
Best option is sucker punch no words involved
You either take it to 11 or you don’t, words just give them time to size you up and prepare

[Anonymous No.12631730]

he’d go broke fighting lawsuits. Fight with the wallet and not your fists.

[Anonymous No.12631774]

>>12630997
borat's wife is gonna get a curly shoe in her cooch

[Anonymous No.12631802]

>>12627571
throat punch

[Anonymous No.12631860]

>>12630997
fake as fuck

[Anonymous No.12632065]

>>12627578

This. Only Slavs will put up a fight..

[Anonymous No.12632125]

seduce him and suck his dick every day for the next 60 years, then when he's on his death bed, look him deep in the eyes and say "I never loved you"

[Anonymous No.12632142]

>>12630688
I want to fuck her so bad

[Anonymous No.12632287]

>>12627571
>Mfw Im taller
I use my beefy manfat to punch him in his basedboy jaw, those mooscels are all show and no go

[Anonymous No.12632349]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dPSiNq0CLbE

[Anonymous No.12632474]

>>12627827
Several keks for that anon.

[Anonymous No.12632946]

>>12628831

[Anonymous No.12633013]

>>12627571
Let him. I'd ask him if he wants a threesome. I'd suck his dick if he wanted me to.

[Anonymous No.12633071]

>>12627571
He’s impressing two fuckin niggers. I would shoot all three of them with my glock 19 and say they were assaulting my lady

[Anonymous No.12633570]

>>12627578
this af

[Anonymous No.12633582]

>>12628831
Doesn´t apply anymore, your grandfather knew how to fight your dad knew how to fight but 21st white men are easy to beat

[Anonymous No.12633586]

>>12627571
He looks frail