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Tfw you have to shit in the office bathroom.

>> No.12617731

>he didn't cut a hole in his chair so he can take a shit whenever he wants without posponing work
never gonna make it

>> No.12617789
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>>12617721
>those guys who lay their phones, papers, etc., around the toilet where the poo and pee water sprays

Blows my mind every time I see this. Urinal splash back is nasty enough.

>> No.12617841
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>tfw you enter a bathroom and all of the stalls are occupied

>> No.12617881
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>>12617841
>>12617789
>>12617731
>>12617721

>tfw you sit down on the toilet right after another nasty dude and the toilet seat is warm
>tfw your dick touches the bowl where 500 other guys dicks have been
>tfw you flush and your ass gets sprayed by powerful jet of water
>tfw backsplash gets on your fucking face or mouth
>tfw you just take a nasty shit and NO TP

mommy NO

>> No.12617884
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12617884

>go down to marketing's floor and passive-aggressively shit there

>> No.12617899
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12617899

tfw the office bathroom is basically in the center surrounded by the cubicles

>> No.12617969

>>12617881
I like the warm toilet seat, it makes it comfy

>> No.12618014

>>12617881
>tfw you sit down on the toilet right after another nasty dude and the toilet seat is warm
1) put tp on the seat
>tfw your dick touches the bowl where 500 other guys dicks have been
3) pay attention not to touch anything with your dick
>tfw you flush and your ass gets sprayed by powerful jet of water
4) stand up to flush
>tfw backsplash gets on your fucking face or mouth
2) put tp in the toilet to prevent backsplash
>tfw you just take a nasty shit and NO TP
5) followers of 1) already know this before its too late

shitlets, when will they learn

>> No.12618036

>>12617721
im a germaphobe, i refuse to shit using any public toilet. i know they say toilets are cleaner than sinks but nah cant do it.

>> No.12618039

>>12617881
>>tfw your dick touches the bowl where 500 other guys dicks have been
the devil's kiss

>> No.12618059

>>12617721
>tfw you have to shit in your boss’s mouth for the third time this month

>> No.12618780

>>12618039
This is the part I enjoy most

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>> No.12618801

>in a stall in small office bathroom
>that guy who clearly knows you're in there, takes the stall next to you and proceed to loudly grunt and shit
>sit there in awkward silence waiting for him to complete, then you finish your shit once he's finally gone

THE CHAD WHO LOUDLY SHITS AND GRUNTS
THE VIRGIN WHO WAITS FOR CHAD TO FINISH SHITTING

>> No.12618809

>shitting in public

disgusting.

>> No.12618820

>>12617721
I feel like this is the perfect thread to talk about my toilet anxiety. I find it really hard to take a dump when anyone is in earshot. I’ll often have nightmares where I have to use the toilet in these huge public toilets that are dirty, there’s like no privacy and it’s full of people. It’s nice being trolled by your own mind.

>> No.12618888

>tfw someone walks into the bathroom just as the gasses and excrement expel from your butthole violently

>> No.12618899

>>12618888
Checked

>> No.12618905

>>12618888
kek’d

>> No.12618918

>tfw paid for shitting

>> No.12619020

>>12618014
based and shitpilled

>> No.12619023

>>12618888
That's me right now.

Also checked

>> No.12619095

When in public I always go in the women's toilet. It's a lot more fun listening to the sound of female pee stream and farts.

>> No.12619723

>>12619095
based and kekpilled

>> No.12619745

>>12617881
mythbusters actually myth busted all that shit.

basically a toilet seat especially in the work place is very clean, because people sit with their thigh, the thigh basically never touches anything and is usually protected by your pants, thighs are really clean and actually are cleaner than hands.

eistein said that it doesnt bother him sitting on a warm seat because it's just atoms vibrating

>> No.12619751

>>12619745
>eistein said that it doesnt bother him sitting on a warm seat because it's just atoms vibrating
but the body is evaporating all kinds of gases einstein
its not just vibrating atoms

>> No.12619777

>>12619751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLMUasyxkfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pFww_EaLiY

>> No.12619787

>>12619751
dude, what gases? is this pseudo science?

>> No.12619813
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The best toilet is an outdoor toilet neighboring to trees. The window can be opened so there is healthy airflow exchange.

Indoor toilets are disgusting because the airflow is constrained inside the toilet.

>> No.12619869

Poo poo haha

>> No.12619879

>>12619869
Based

>> No.12619896

>>12617721
Try having to shit in a port-potty used by 20 other Mexicans and Haitians

>> No.12619904

Its top comfy getting paid for shitting though