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MKC edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>12592858

>> No.12595323

See >>12595310

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>> No.12595362

>>12595350
gwim

>> No.12595371

Fuck lg for waiting until the markets are completely closed to do their earnings

>> No.12595384

Is MKC the official stock of smg?

>> No.12595399
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>AAPL is trading higher than before the projection cuts earlier this month
I guess this is the earnings call that has convinced me I know absolutely nothing about figuring out what a stock is really worth. Or how to interpret hard data, macro trends, and what have you.
Would anon care to enlighten me on how to do my own DD and not just follow the terrible advice here and on CNBC/Bloomberg?

>> No.12595410

PLX
WTER
CGC
NVIDIA...

>> No.12595433

>>12595399
YEA, like PG&E that went bankrupt and the stock price goes up. weird.

>> No.12595449

>>12595399
It's all a fucking game where the little guy (you) loses. The Apple report was horrendous and it's up 6%. Massive sales declines in China. Revenue way down and growth cut. Tens of billions sitting in a savings accounts because they're too fucking clueless to know how to invest it properly since Steve Jobs died.

Don't try and play earning reports. Invest your money in index funds each pay check and buy companies you really like on dips and hold them long term.

Keep a small stack to gamble with on options and earnings but just money you can afford to lose and don't get mad when you lose it.

>> No.12595455

>>12595399
You just gotta ask yourself, "if I were a robot, who would I save from the flames?"

>> No.12595463

Lost like 3% today. Fuck avco

>> No.12595470

>>12595323
All total the HP films brought in over 7 billion in profit. Assuming half that went to cover the film costs we have 3.5 billion left in gross profit. 3.5 billion will put a dent in the debt load, assuming the Fantastic beasts pull in this amount. Hell they may surpass it. This is just one film franchise, Time Warner has other films,etc in the works. Then you have the profits from Streaming service and 5G. Yes it will take time to pay down the debt (190 billion) but at least they will now be in a position to make money instead of spending it on more acquisitions.

Just like when cable internet came out; people ran out in waves to sign up for it. 5G will be no different. Higher bandwidth rules and people will be like sheep all wanting it for there streaming videos and such on there devices.

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BGS to outperform

>> No.12595489

Sold all my LCI.. now reccomend buying Sears

>> No.12595492

>>12595399
AAPL went up because the earning report was being hyped and people either fomo'd or predicted that people would buy right before closing and bought planning to sell once the market opens tomorrow

>> No.12595513

>>12595492
the last gasp of boomer fomo

>> No.12595521

ALL IN ON SQQQ

>> No.12595529

>>12595449
Yeah, just like my Dis and T stock. I don't give a shit what the stock price is long as that divvy is safe and sound. Keep paying out that div and hell hike it some and I'm good. I view the money I've invested as already spent. Its gone. Now my AMRN is different. This is where I stand to make back every dollar I've invested and then some once the fucking FDA greenlights it. My Dis and T stock payouts would then be extra "gravy" free income for 15 - 20 yrs.

>> No.12595537

>>12595470
I don't like T. The cable business is just going to be a net drag on their revenue. I like VZ better, a pure cellphone play that doesn't have to worry about streaming wars and cable cutting and all that other bullshit and will probably profit a lot more off of 5G than T.

T has been on a 20 year decline and I don't think they will turn it around. The only thing holding them up are retarded boomers that see a 5%+ dividend and lose all rational thought like a monkey.

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Buy the dip.

>> No.12595577

>>12595433
> doesn't know that bankruptcy screws everyone but the rich
> in order to save the rich all shareholders get protected
What are you Canadian?

>> No.12595587

It's funny that Apples greatest accomplishment was convincing the world it's more important than Microsoft.

Which company provides the operating system and software for all government agencies including the department of defense and CIA? Microsoft. Who develops AI facial recognition technology for the feds and police? Microsoft. Who provides personal tech support to the goverment? Microsoft. Who provides the os, software, and tools to nearly every major big and small buisness? Microsoft. Who controls the second largest Cloud service in the world? Microsoft. Who controls some of the biggest billion dollar franchises in all of video games Minecraft, Halo, and Gears of War? Microsoft. Who sells personal laptops and gaming consoles? Microsoft. Which company host some of the biggest retailers in the world on their cloud service I'm talking about Walmart (Sam's club), Costco, Lowes, etc? Microsoft. Who has a continuous revenue generating system through business subscriptions and video game subscription models? Microsoft.

Oh but I'm sure a company that makes a majority of its profit from selling phones is more important and valuable. LMFAO can't believe Apple could convince not just normal people but millionaires and billionaires as well.

>> No.12595599

>>12595570
fuck off genXer. its ogre. apple dead bruh

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/29/tech/apple-iphone-sales/index.html

they got 5% less growth than last year same quarter and they had a 15% tax break for the full year in play that wasnt before. its over . walk away lest your anus feel the fury of a hundred million lost souls who invested in etherium. this is your last warning

>> No.12595625

>>12595577
PG&E I dunno if they will go bankrupt. Suddenly turning off all there customers electric one day would be kinda hard to do. The backlash from that would be severe. It ain't like a cellphone, something you can do without.

>> No.12595634

>>12595599
whoops 15% less growth in iphone sales.
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/29/apple-q1-2019-earnings.html

what else does any one buy from them? nobody wanted gold watches or macs

>> No.12595637

>>12595587
Phones are more promising to investors, they have a larger transmission vector for other services. Companies like Uber wouldn't have succeeded if they they launched on the microsoft web store.

>> No.12595655

>>12595625
That's not how bankruptcy works unless you're playing monopoly.

>> No.12595664

>>12595587
They're not fooling anyone except retarded boomers like Buffet who think 90 billion sitting in a savings account represents "value".

Everyone with a brain knows Apple was finished when Jobs died. They had some amazing products but I doubt they will have anymore breakthroughs.

>> No.12595670

" $AAPL $245 billion cash on hand, up 3%."

>> No.12595673

>>12595664
Muh airpods tho

>> No.12595675

>>12595655
Means your broke ain't it. That your going out of business. That the office is closing never to reopen. So if they don't get a buyer then they shut the shit down for good.

>> No.12595676

>>12595664
When the top-secret Steve Jobs Aibot becomes CEO will you buy then?

>> No.12595677

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G36EFclZxK4

>> No.12595683

>>12595677
I'm glad I bought shares today.

>> No.12595685

>>12595676
MSFT or Intel will invent a Steve Jobs AI decades before Apple and I already hold some of both, so no.

>> No.12595686

>>12595675
No that's not what it means, especially not in the US where we have especially intricate bankruptcy laws

>> No.12595688

Why is sushi so expensive everywhere except like 3 places?

>> No.12595710

>>12595686
I know shareholders typically get the shaft from it.

>> No.12595712

>>12595688
Sushi is a pain in the ass to prepare.

>> No.12595720

>>12595599
wow, bears think that 1 company dying kills the whole market?

>> No.12595724

GNC is going to run huge, I like UXIN and SAEX too

>> No.12595725

>>12595710
In the event that a company closes its doors for good, yeah

>> No.12595728

Holy shit does Robinhood have any QA staff at all it's they literally introduce a new bug every update

>> No.12595737

>>12595710
That's the whole point of equity. You get the profits but when you fuck up you get nothing. It would be retarded if shareholders didn't get shafted.

>> No.12595742

seriously last I heard Apple was using fucking google cloud as their cloud service. We are talking about a phone company that was once valued over 1.08 trillion a few months ago and they can't even develop their own fucking cloud service. They don't have any current contracts for AI with the government or any one last I heard. What has Apple been developing technologically besides the rumored Icar their fucking retina display monitors lmfao

>> No.12595759

A lot of apple's "savings" got earned by dodging the U.S tax laws. They keep a big pile in offshore banks that have no taxes and tell the U.S to fuck off. So yeah I'd make a pile of dough to if no tax got sucked out of my check each month.

>> No.12595776

>>12595728
They're disrupting the QA industry anon.

>> No.12595794

>>12595737
Ironically this isn't true in debt markets. The US government has historically always been willing to point a gun at debtors whenever banks profits are at risk. If it was guaranteed you'd get your money back there would be no point of having interest beyond estimated inflation.

>> No.12595795

>>12595724
GNC is competing with Amazon now that they have their own fitness shit. Competing against one of your primary distributors is tough. The market is only becoming bigger and bigger too.

>> No.12595817

>>12595688
What 3 places?

>> No.12595820

>>12595795
>GNC
Watch Amazon buy them for peanuts. Hell I saw some story today where some dude was all for Amazon buying Fedex.

>> No.12595825

>>12595759
>exempt goes in all fields

>> No.12595830

>>12595742
They can't develop shit. It's a red flag when a fucking tech company has let 90 billion sit in a savings account for a decade because they literally don't know what to do. Amazon would have 5x'd that money by now.

It's actually amazing when you think about how much fucking money Apple made off of a few cool looking phone designs and branding. I don't know what it is but they just don't have the capabilities amazon/FB/MSFT has. Maybe it is bad hiring?

It almost feels like they're more like a fashion company than any successful tech company. Either way they're fucked IMO.

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Can the next general be a fuck truckers general?

I hate these low IQ cucks fucking up my commute every morning.

>> No.12595848

>>12595795
The protein powder market is such a scam. If you do the math, cheap protein is almost impossible to find. All most as if the overall protein content of a food determines it's price. That said fast food provides some of the cheapest dollar to protein ratio while workout powder is expensive af

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

AAPL haters gonna hate

>> No.12595852

>>12595830
Did one of those stock forecast models today on MSFT stock. It said in 5 yrs the stock would be worth 248 a share. I know a lot of time those things are bullshit but still, be nice if it was true.

>> No.12595888

>>12595847
They always start shit too. Flip you off. Do stupid shit on the road. I remember one time i was driving and a truck wanted to come over. Had his turn signal on. I went back for about one minute maybe two then i think because so much time has passed he and turned his turn signal off about 30 seconds ago he just wanted to get rid of me since there weren't a lot of drivers on the road. I go back to where i was and he just starts fucking coming over. I called the number on the back of his truck and got him in trouble. If it means anything i banged a truckers daughter one time which was kinda fun

>> No.12595890

>>12595848
Whey powder is cheaper than any other source of protein.
a big mac is 26 grams at $4, I buy expensive as fuck whey (because of added BCAAs) from Optimum and 77 servings of 21 grams is $50

>> No.12595903

>>12595890
or you could, you know, just drink whole milk that has casien and whey protein, both of which are good for you

unless you're lactose intolerant, then I have no sympathy for minorities. kidding, but whole milk is BASED

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>>12595300

>> No.12595909

>>12595776
Not really, they're probably following the standard tech trend of valuing QA less than devs

>> No.12595920

>>12595909
that's the joke

>> No.12595922
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>>12595903
Almond milk plus whey is GOAT.

>> No.12595930

>>12595903
The amount of saturated fat would fuck you. I'd be drinking 2-3 gallons a day.

>> No.12595935

>>12595888
Yeah they are all fucking assholes. I love calling these pricks and reporting them.

They think they're amazing drivers for some reason too.

>> No.12595943

>>12595922
Almond milk, vanilla flavored casein, and some oikos yogurt and nut butter makes a great milkshake. Casein isolate is really fun to cook with.

>> No.12595944

>>12595922
Looks totally like a rabbit if you pretend the beak is it’s ears

I’m high right now

>> No.12595947

>>12595930
your brain is made up of mostly saturated fats. they're not as bad for you as "scientists" claim. plus you can get protein from numerous sources.

>> No.12595957

>>12595944
i'm dead sober and I thought it was a bunny before I clicked on the picture

>> No.12595964

>>12595935
Looking back on it i probably shouldn't have gone back to where i was. But i was still learning to drive at that time and had just got my license. He thought he was powerful but after i called he started doing below the speed limit and hiding in the back like a bitch. If you ever meet a girl who's dads a trucker. Bang her in her asshole then leave her.
>They think they're amazing drivers for some reason too.
I never fucking got this. All the time they just start "coming over", into your lane without a turn signal or anything. They just start fucking coming over and its dangerous for everyone

>> No.12596031

At least I only invested only a little over 2k in all together. So if I lost it all no biggie. But thanks to AMRN I stand to make it all back and then some.
My divvy stocks would then just be "free" income generating for me over the next 15 or so yrs. The profits from the Fox - Dis merger and GE spinoffs would be extra gravy to.

Praise AMRN for delivering Profit and "Free long term money" to me.

>> No.12596036

>>12595399
Apple is all brand, nothing else matters. That faggot Tim Cook could squeeze a worm and GRIDS-laden shit into a macfag's mouth and they'd thank him for it.

>> No.12596065

>>12596036
this is the epitome of letting bias getting in the way of logic when investing

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Anyone else with calls? I think im just gonna sell at open, dont know how long it will hold.

>> No.12596075

>>12596031
>AMRN
>dat low-tier shilling

ha

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>>12596067
IV is going to dab on you I think.

>>12596075
AMRN is about to be the new LCI isn't it.

>> No.12596085

>>12596067
why did you buy an option so close to expiration? You knew the time decay was coming for you

>> No.12596093

>>12596065
If macfags eating Cook's shit isn't a buy or hodl signal, I dunno what is. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

>> No.12596096

>>12596031
at least make a post talking about the science and upcoming catalysts like I did with GALT and VTGN

>> No.12596098

So the burning question, do we buy divvy stocks or vtsax over a 30 year time span?

>> No.12596104

>>12596065
There is a place for qualitative analysis in investing, but this is probably bullshit. I wouldn't want to bet on Apple's brand loyalty in crunch time, especially now with Jobs dead. People want vision. Apple doesn't have that today.

>> No.12596122

No comments about AMD missing earnings but still going up 10-15%?

>> No.12596129

>>12596098
Vtsax imo. Especially if it's a taxable account.

>> No.12596156

Is it illegal to be a large shareholder in two companies that are in direct competition?

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>>12596156

>> No.12596202
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Fuck this app for not explaining things and FUCK investor sites that don’t explain this well enough
Stupid question but can someone please help me understand Stop limit and stop loss so I don’t lose 2 grand tomorrow in a slaughter house I’m looking to dump GE if it breaks the first resistance of 8.66 so I used 8.50 as my stop price, if it hits that then if it hits the limit of 8.90 it should sell at 8.90 right? Or does it have to hit 8.90 twice?
The reason I say 2 grand is because I’m trying to do this with all my shares now

>> No.12596204

>>12596129
It would be, correct. What about a roth?

>> No.12596205

>>12596085
>why did you buy an option so close to expiration? You knew the time decay was coming for you

Cuz im poor. But ill be able to sell in the morning for profit

>> No.12596210

>>12596122
They hit earnings, what are you on about?

>> No.12596218

>>12596202
Imagine investing this much money while being this stupid

>> No.12596219

>>12596168
Say i was a majority shareholder in two companies that basically held a monopoly in their industry like VZ and T, or V and MA. How would i not be expected to fix prices?

>> No.12596228
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>>12596202
what the hell...

>> No.12596229

>>12596204
I'd do vtsax no matter what it's in honestly. Roth will protect dividends from taxes. Even vtsax has a small divvy.

>> No.12596240

>>12596219
Not too sure on specific laws, but the expectation of a crime does not constitute the commitment of one. For example, this would mean many pension funds and institutional investors are breaking the law because they hold large stakes in lots of companies that could be perceived as direct competitors.

>> No.12596255

>>12596202
if it hits 8.90, it will become a stop loss that will market sell when it hits 8.50

>> No.12596259

>>12596218
>400
>a lot of money

kys

Also, why do big tech stocks always announce after market instead of pre market? Is this to try and ease volatility?

Imagine how much more hype it would be if these companies announced right before the bell.

>> No.12596272

>>12596096
ok; kinda brief since there ain't been any new real developments of late.

Already approved for very high risk folks. Not approved for general use so that's the reason the FDA needs to sign off on it.

Reduce it study declared the drug a winner in knocking down the risk for heart attack (15 - 20%). So you can still down those Triple Baconators without worry even in your 40s.

Once FDA signs off I expect a fat buyout offer or two gets floated.

Drug sales (Profits) is expected to hit 2 billion. Talk is this will be like Lipotore drug was. Remember those Baconator's I mentioned before? Your average cuck will be popping these like candy before eating such a big burger.

Share price target is 30. High of 50. A buyout would double that to least 60 per.

>> No.12596279

>>12596240
Understood, i get that you should be able to hold stock in companies that are competing directly, but i don't think you should be able to hold a large enough position to influence collusion between them

>> No.12596282

>>12595300
VSTM to the moon! Just started investing myself. I use Robinhood. Can buy stocks, options and crypto with no fees/commissions. Anyone who is interested let me know and I'll send you my link so we'll both get a free stock when you sign up.

>> No.12596284

>>12596205
You might not get as much profit or any profit from the IV. If you got these today you might be fucked.

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>>12596031
AMRN is tanking it was probably you that made me lose 200 the other day after the PFE B/O call that happened I’m surprised it hasn’t bottomed out yet

>> No.12596291

>>12596285
>it was probably you that made me lose 200

it was you that made you lose 200
he didn't buy those shares with your money

>> No.12596293

>>12596255
Market sell at 8.50 right?

>> No.12596301

>>12596279
You're probably better off googling this question to be honest, but I don't see any reason why you wouldn't be able to hold large stakes in two directly competing companies. This would in turn make all acquisitions illegal as well as you'd technically have potential stakes in two directly competing companies. This would also make subsidiaries within the same markets illegal. I feel like you might be asking something very specific, try google anon!

>> No.12596304

>>12596202

No. Okay, first thing: you're using the word 'resistance' wrong. Resistance means the possible barrier to a rising price, not a falling one. 'Support' is the word you want.

When doing a stop limit sell, your limit price should be lower than your stop price. In fact i'd be surprised if the thing even let you place an order with the limit being higher than the stop. The point of the limit in this type of order is to tell your brokerage to cease selling your shares if the price has fallen lower than the limit while your shares are being sold.

Go to investopedia and read the differences between limit orders, stop orders, and stop-limit orders.

For your purposes, if you want to sell if the price falls to 8.90, then enter your order like this:

STOP: 8.90
LIMIT: leave this blank or enter some lower amount like $8.20 or something. This number must be lower than your stop

Result is that your shares will sell at 8.90 or a hair below if the price is rapidly dropping.

>>12596255
this is incorrect

>> No.12596324

>>12596205
AAPL is showing $163.50 in after hours so you might be safe.

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>>12596285
Another biz meme stock victim

>> No.12596336

>>12596285
That was a rumor; nothing official. Hell the market sinks on rumor everyday. I'm sure that if such a deal was legit it'd be all over the AMRN website. I checked, nothing. Anyway the FDA hasn't signed off yet.

>> No.12596337

>>12596293
>>12596202
this guy is right

https://www.capitaloneinvesting.com/main/help/topic.aspx?CategoryCode=CRTTORDTYP

>> No.12596339

>>12596324
IV and no way that doesn't sell off some in pre-market. I'd be worried.

>> No.12596343

>>12596304

Hang on. Do you want to sell at 8.90 or 8.50?

You said below 8.66 support and want to sell at 8.50. In that case set order like this:

STOP: 8.50
LIMIT: (blank or a lower number than 8.50)

Doing a straight STOP order without a limit will just market sell your shares until all are sold at whatever price below 8.50.

>> No.12596352

>>12596324
No way it's going to hold into the open. It wasn't a good report. It will be trading under $160.

>> No.12596355

>>12596336
Since the Shutdown a lot of shit ain't been done. The backlog of shit waiting to be done is massive. IPO's are waiting, Drugs are waiting. About the only thing that ain't waiting is your Tax Refund.

>> No.12596362

When the fuck is robinhood going to add trailing stops? Isn't this app supposed to be for the retail investor?

>> No.12596378

>>12596339
True. He definitely should be worried, but all I'm saying is without the AH spike, he'd already be completely fucked.

>> No.12596392

>>12596355
Hell the Fox - Dis merger still needs final approval; thanks to the shutdown who the fuck knows when that'll even take place. GE has spinoffs in the works - all those are being held up as well. So things are kinda in a wait and see mode. Nothing is happening yet

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so technically speaking, even monday was a green day. dow surpassed sp

>>12595489
retail is going down one by one

>> No.12596415

>>12596272
AMRN does have a lot of hype and eyes on it, we'll see how things go

>> No.12596427

V T S A X

BROS RISE UP

PATRICIANS 100% PORTFOLIO WEIGHT

>> No.12596428

A lot of people seem to think technology progressing has been proof of things getting better but I'm not entirely sure if technology has even improved that much. It's impossible to find a good stereo without getting excessively high prices anymore. Sure they all have plenty of features you'll never use but the sound quality is always poor. Everything has "features" but the one thing they're supposed to actually do is always mediocre.

>> No.12596430

While Gamestop is one of the worst companies on the planet, it unironically feels like I'm stelaing at these prices.

>> No.12596458

>>12596430
>13.48% dividend

Based

>> No.12596472

>>12596430
It's just about at 52-week low. I'd wait to see if it busts through.

>> No.12596475

>>12596430
If Gamestop can't make a major change to their business to make up for the fact that brick n' mortar vidya is dying/dead, they're going the way of RadioShack.

>> No.12596480

>>12596301
I didn't know what to google lol. Thanks for your help though tripfag

>> No.12596511

>>12596480
Just from skimming all these in my opinion it appears to be perfectly legal.

Some quora links, these are user generated answers don't trust them entirely:
https://www.quora.com/Can-you-own-large-portions-of-shares-from-competing-companies

https://www.quora.com/Fiduciary-Responsibility-Can-the-shareholders-of-a-majority-shareholder-set-up-another-company-and-compete

Investopedia always a good resource for investing related questions: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/majorityshareholder.asp

Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_antitrust_law

>> No.12596528
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What the fuck is the deal with only having biotech in smg?

>> No.12596541

>>12596430
Gamestop is pretty much the new radio shack. They dropped today because they said they don't want to change anything. They serve no purpose, if I want a game I can get it order online and download it right then.

>> No.12596544

Stubble is still the superior look to growing a full beard out for that "don't give a fuck" attitude.

>> No.12596551

>>12596528
I can start shilling DG and VRSK again if you like.

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I should have bought the JJSF dip.
Im a fool

>> No.12596563

>>12596528
>not taking the labpill

>> No.12596572

>>12596528
buy IMMU and NVAX

>> No.12596576

>>12596528
How bout BTG? Gold prices are spiking.

>> No.12596586

>>12596572
VSTM is where it's at. At $3, analys

>> No.12596591

>Gamestop
>It's such a steal because if it goes down it must go up xD
How about thinking a little bit about the viability of the business model?

>> No.12596592
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12596592

Would the real /smg/ please stand up?
I hate this goddamn country. Wanna day trade? Nope, you don't have 25k in your account. Wanna buy into some fund? Nope, you don't have a million dollars in assets and 200k yearly income. Can't even throw a few satoshis at some ICO thanks to the SEC.
>It isn't cuz you're a poor piece of shit and we're rich and we wanna keep it that way.
>Nonononononono. We're just trying to protect you little buddy.
But I can take the same money I would have invested and go buy a GODDAMN LOTTERY TICKET. I can take a credit card to the casino and knock myself out. And that's perfectly fucking cool.
Fuck this piece of shit place.

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>>12596572
I sold NVAX at 2.20 and will reenter under 2 or close to the end of Feb. Their trial 3 results are due end of Q1

>> No.12596616

>>12596592
>Wanna day trade? Nope, you don't have 25k in your account.
You can day trade with a cash account.

>> No.12596624

>>12596592
Just add to your portfolio until you get 25k. Although started options once you hit that might be a good way to lose it. I make $3200 a month (NEETbux) take home and invest at least $1000.

>> No.12596646

>>12596616
You'll get restricted if you do too many day trades.

>> No.12596655

>>12596415
>>12596272
Too much speculation and hype and not enough focus on tangible things like clinical trial results, imo

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>>12596592
>But I can take the same money I would have invested and go buy a GODDAMN LOTTERY TICKET. I can take a credit card to the casino and knock myself out. And that's perfectly fucking cool.

Feelsburgerman
I'm sorry. Your one way to make it as a discerning investor in burger country is probably to find the gems of the gems among undervalued cryptocurrencies.

>> No.12596664

>>12596646
You get restricted on margin accounts, not on cash accounts. Cash accounts however require you wait for settlement periods.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern_day_trader

>> No.12596688

>>12596646
>>12596592
https://www.sec.gov/oiea/investor-alerts-and-bulletins/ib_cashaccounts

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12596722

>RAD
oof

>> No.12596734

>>12596688
Somebody needs to link that over to whoever's running Robinhood then cuz they'll lock you straight out no matter what if you "pattern day trade" with anything less than 25k. They don't care about settlement time or anything else. Less than 25k and you trade the same thing in a day more than 3 times in a 5 day period (or whatever) and you're done for a couple of months. Maybe they're being overzealous but it shouldn't be an issue at all.
And even if you can justify it that people will lose their money anyway day trading, hey, that's cool. I get it. Then stop the hypocrisy when I can take the same money and throw it away gambling and drinking firewater down at MGM Grand.

>> No.12596741

>>12596734
https://support.robinhood.com/hc/en-us/articles/360001226226-Robinhood-Accounts

>> No.12596757

https://www.wsj.com/articles/chinese-exiting-u-s-real-estate-as-beijing-directs-money-back-to-shore-up-economy-11548757800?mod=searchresults&page=1&pos=4

Not good news for US housing market

>> No.12596764

>>12596427
Comfy

>> No.12596778

>>12596741
I've read their documentation. Here's a scenario. Imagine I have a 10k account and I buy then sell a single share of AMD for $15 in a day on Monday. Then I do it on Tuesday. Then I do it on Wednesday. If I do it again Thursday I am locked out for 2 (3?) months. They consider that pattern day trading. It doesn't matter that I traded with cash money that I wasn't waiting to settle. I'm done.

>> No.12596784

>>12596741
Instant Settlement
If you have a Robinhood Instant or Robinhood Gold account, you have instant access to funds from bank deposits and proceeds from stock transactions. This means that if you sell a stock today, you can use the funds right away, instead of waiting the typical two trading days for access to those funds.

Note: Cash accounts don’t have access to instant settlement, and banking holidays can affect settlement times.

Sounds like it's saying if you have a cash account, it might take two days for your funds to be available in your account after you sell a stock? Am I misinterpreting that? That's sounds fucking stupid.

>> No.12596796

>>12596592
Dude none of the rules and regulations in this fucking country make sense. And thanks to the fact that DEMOCRACY DOESN'T FUCKING WORK once a regulation does get passed, it's never going away. Ever. See: my rant about testosterone supplements being illegal from last thread.

>> No.12596803

>>12596778
>>12596734
It pretty much makes me sit in shares when I can't burn a day trade. Too much risk entering positions.

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>>12596796
Test is really easy to get if you have a problem though. Just have to go through a clinic. The problem is if your free and total test are in the upper normal ranges. The fact that I have to go black market if I want it is pretty dumb.

t. got turned down because to manly

>> No.12596838

>>12596796
>testosterone supplements are illegal
Since when did they outlaw hot 18 year olds in yoga pants?

>> No.12596842

>>12596778
The rules only apply to margin accounts, not to cash accounts. You should just switch to a cash account if you want to day trade. The money you get back from those trades are still on margin. Because it's fungible, you can't distinguish which dollar was traded and which belongs in your account.
>>12596784
That's correct.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/settlement_period.asp
>>12596803
Switch to a cash account if you want to day trade.

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12596863

Federal Reserve press conference tomorrow. This could have zero effect or tank the markets again like Powell did in December should he say anything more than the market expects. Amazon, Alibaba, Boeing and Microsoft report tomorrow too

>> No.12596870

>>12596834
The trick is to not sleep the night before the test.

>> No.12596873

>>12596842
>Switch to a cash account if you want to day trade.
I will look into this. If you're wrong be prepared for a sternly worded highly censurious post directed your way in an upcoming thread.

>> No.12596885

>>12596842
>That's correct.
If it takes two days to settle, how does one day trade?

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>>12596838

>tfw you will never get to visit Sweden

>> No.12596914

>>12596834
The ranges for "normal" test are absurdly low so it's hard to get a doctor's recommendation. And because of its status as a controlled substance and I think a few deaths related to it doctors don't want to prescribe. And while the deaths are true, that's because they were weightlifters ODing on test. The actuality is that most men are so low on testosterone that they're never going to get near testosterone OD ranges.

>> No.12596921

>>12596592
>>12596784
You also can't gamble with credit cards in many states.
>>12596873
I'm not the one making the laws or regulations anon, this is what Robinhood and the SEC have in place. Please be careful with your money!
>>12596885
You be careful with how much money you have on hand. You could also just use a margin account and have 25K. This article provides some examples on how you would day trade.
https://www.sec.gov/oiea/investor-alerts-and-bulletins/ib_cashaccounts

Also one thing worth noting since everyone seems upset about these rules. The SEC has shortened it to 2 days from 3 days. It appears that the SEC want to shorten the settlement period as much as possible. Here's an article from when they adopted 2 day settlement periods. Based on the wording it appears they are in favor of shortening this period.

https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2017-68-0

>> No.12596929

>>12595737
Used to be that shareholders were held liable for debts also. Personally i think they should bring this back and force all CEOs to take half their pay in stocks and hodl until 5 years after retirement.

>> No.12596951

>>12595830
Right? They could've at least bought shares of a company going somewhere.

>> No.12596956

>>12596914
They have online clinics that will give it to you with normal ranges. It just cost $500 to get started and ~$150 a month. I could have still got it with high levels, but didn't see the point.

>https://defymedical.com/

>> No.12596957

>>12596921
>You also can't gamble with credit cards in many states.
Oh not to worry if you live in one of those states, you can just apply and get "Casino Credit"* completely unfettered by those pesky regulations.

*Yes this exists.

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12596974

How much of your net worth do you people have in the market? I'm a poorfag and have $2,500 with $7,000 in my savings account. Also about $15,000 in my IRA.

>> No.12597002

>>12596957
From what I am reading here: https://www.thoughtco.com/apply-for-casino-credit-537580

Casino credit requires that you have the amount of money you are borrowing from the casino available in your bank account.

>> No.12597007

QQQ puts tomorrow.

>> No.12597010

America can probably only be saved by authoritarianism.

>> No.12597036

>>12596956
You're overpaying. Napsgear. Test isn't expensive at all.

I'm 38 and plan to spend the next 7 years working out to get as fit as I can before I even think about taking test.

>> No.12597046

Why not split your funds up between 3-4 brokers to stretch your day trade limits? I assume this isn't illegal or anything?

>> No.12597057

>>12596974
when you say IRA you mean all your individual years IRAs added up right

>> No.12597064

>>12597036
I'm almost 30 and I don't need it yet. My free and total test are pretty high. I might let curiously of what it feels like on it get the best of me.

>> No.12597069

>>12597057
Yeah, I only started putting into it a couple years ago.

>> No.12597084

30 fuckin billion dollar buy orders on BTC and boomers are still talking about stocks, kek

>> No.12597094

>>12597084
Bullshit retare

>> No.12597102
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>>12597084
Keep chasing memes and losing your ass.

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>>12597084
>while it continues plummeting to a new 52 week low

Literally kill yourself lmao you were late to the party. This is where the people who actually made money off crypto come to accumulate more wealth.

>> No.12597274

>>12597084
Sub 3k by end of March

>> No.12597345

100% VTSAX vs 100% SPY vs 100% QQQ

what to do in your 20s

>> No.12597378

>>12596304
Thank you for breaking this down I appreciate it, what I basically want to know is because this is what it’s seeming like, no matter what I’m going to be selling at a loss it’s just how much of a loss I’m willing to take correct?

>> No.12597414

>>12596205
Just do call/put spreads instead. Your being poor isn't an excuse to put on garbage positions.

>> No.12597427
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12597427

I had to unfilter pendulum because he made the OP
Why is life so cruel

>> No.12597452

>>12597427
kys

>> No.12597456

>>12597345
SPY is just S&P500, I'd want the small/mid cap

QQQ is also great but mostly one/two sectors

>> No.12597459

>>12597452
Thanks you too

>> No.12597464
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12597464

IBM
XOM
VZ
CVZ
PFE
PEP (not coke)
JPM
PG
CSCO
MRK

DOGS OF THE DOW ROLL OUT WOOF WOOF

>> No.12597467

>>12597459
ladies first

>> No.12597469

>>12596067
Rip

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NATH next

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12597692

>>12597464
Looks like the portfolio of a virgin

>> No.12597851

>>12597046
It's allowed. If you're too poor to afford daytrading though, splitting between brokers can be limiting.

>> No.12597893

>>12597692
You're right, I culled the litter to the best 5:
IBM
VZ
PFE
JP,
CSCO
These are the best 5 dogs money can buy

>> No.12597908

Euro futures very green.
I expect my semis (especially STM) to shoot up after Apple and AMD.
Also what is Powell doing ?

>> No.12597911

>>12597456
so your saying VTSAX since it has like 3200~ I think equities in it

literally the entire US economy

>> No.12598221

>>12597378
>no matter what I’m going to be selling at a loss it’s just how much of a loss I’m willing to take correct?

Yes. Unless of course the stock goes up, your stop loss never trips, and you make money.

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12598230

>>12597464
>PEP (not coke)

Fighting words.

>> No.12598485

>>12597427
because he's a faggot zoomer attention whore.
FUCK PENDULUM!

>> No.12598843

>>>/pol/201541498

>> No.12598866
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12598866

goodnight /smg/

>> No.12598884

Imagine thinking you need a credit card.

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>>12595300
>dried basil

>> No.12598975

Who here /FMG/?

>> No.12599232

Well a 10k pre-tax profit this month, not too bad considering the market conditions.

>> No.12599263

>FTSE zooming
finally, if Shell post good earnings tomorrow we’ll break 7200 this week

>> No.12599476

>>12596624
Bullshit. You get 3200 for what?

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12599494

Oh my !
It is that time of the month again !

>> No.12599518

do i need to keep all the fucking emails for trades?

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>>12599232

>> No.12599545

>>12599540
I'm only 21 :(

>> No.12599547

>>12599494
looks like FED is going to pump it

>> No.12599572
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>>12599545
the 21 yo boomer

>> No.12599575

>>12599572
No such thing you god damn zoomer

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>>12599575

>> No.12599630

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

>> No.12599656

Is it true that traders are more likely to be perverts and sexual deviants?

>> No.12599664

BA beat earnings and revenue bigly, up 6.5% pre-market.

>> No.12599673

>>12599664

Microsoft, Facebook, Tesla, Visa, PayPal, Qualcomm will report earnings after market close

>> No.12599694

>>12599673
Time to S E L L T H E N E W S

>> No.12599717

ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Jan) in about 5 minutes

>> No.12599856
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>>12595737
You poor, naive child.

>> No.12599863
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>NASDAQ up 1% in futures.

SQQQUAD? What went wrong?

>> No.12599894
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12599894

Going to recover some losses from yesterday.

let's get at er

>> No.12599912

>>12599894
Good luck, breh.

>> No.12599925

>>12599476
the 32 hundreds is for staying at home all day. That's why he said NEETbux

>> No.12599935

>>12595300
Shorting PCG, bought at $7.14, fuck me (thank God I'm only playing on Investopedia).

>> No.12599961

guys i get paid per diem, do I have to do something special on my tax form because of this?

>> No.12599971
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>>12599863
lmaoing @ bears

>> No.12599977

HAHAAAAAAAAAAA GO! GO! BOEING!

>> No.12599985

>>12597851
True. I have a couple and adding another one or two seems like a pain to manage but do want to try TD out, hear good things about ToS.

>> No.12599998
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12599998

Bulls are back and yes we run this shit

>> No.12600007
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12600007

bears in them middle

>> No.12600020

>>12599999

>> No.12600025
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12600025

>>12599998
>>12600007
Still bearish.

>> No.12600041
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>>12600025

>> No.12600045
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>>12600025
come to the winning team, be a bull

>> No.12600068

Fuck B*lls
Lower

>> No.12600080
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12600080

EKSO

>> No.12600119
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12600119

>>12600045
>"Pleeease FOMO in, we need new blood."
No thanks.

>> No.12600132

>>12600080
not bad for a tranny

>> No.12600138

>>12600080
who dat?

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>>12597010
>SOON

>> No.12600168
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12600168

>>12600119
I just want to see you succeed!

>> No.12600169

HERE
WE
GO

>> No.12600173

It's bad news for bears if we make a higher high

>> No.12600180

>>12600119
>>12600025
This isn't crypto, the stock market will actually go up long term because stocks are shares of companies that generate real products with inherent value

>> No.12600181

If you want something nice to watch and play with today, check CODX

>> No.12600189

>>12595300
FUCK pendulum
pendu my balls faggot fuck off fuck you OP

>> No.12600191

>>12595384
NO it's the official stock of some faggot fuck

>> No.12600193
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THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF BEARS HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dow 30000 here we come.

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12600196

>>12600169
>HERE
>WE
>GO

>> No.12600213

>>12600173
>>12600193
You faggot bulltards will never be above 2660 again for a long, long time. We are going past December lows, no matter how much you pieces of shit meme. Sick of you fucking retards. Back to the FUCKING poor house with you.

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>>12600168
Ahh my heart! You literally quoted me from a previous thread, do you know that? I will cheer you on bull friend, even when my shorts are in the red. Someday I will sell my shorts. Don't worry anon, we will ride the next QE wave together to ath.

>> No.12600215

I unironically think we're in the golden bull. So many people just buy and hold index funds every time they get paid now and don't look at it that it outweighs whatever money mutual funds and algorithms are playing with. That 20% dip earlier was (((their))) attempt at causing panic and crashing, but they didn't have as much market power anymore, and retailers just kept buying cheapies with their 401k automatically contributions, that they took the hard loss. We may never see another crash again.

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12600219

aaaaaaaaand we are back!

>> No.12600261

>>12600213
>putting "fucking" in all caps in the middle of a sentence
Nobody talks like that. Go fuck a goat.

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12600269

>>12596122
>No comments about AMD missing earnings but still going up 10-15%?

And they lowered the outlook for the next quarter.

I'm not complaining, I just sold my shares and come back later when cheapies are available. A 15% growth in one day just isn't sustainable, even with AMD dropping due to Nvidia's fuck-up beforehand.

>> No.12600270

>>12600213
>m-m-market will never recover above 2400...
>m-m-market will never recover above 2450...
>m-m-market will never recover above 2500...
>m-m-market will never recover above 2550...
>m-m-market will never recover above 2600...
>m-m-market will never recover above 2650...
You are here
>m-m-market will never recover above 2700...
>m-m-market will never recover above 2800...
>m-m-market will never recover above 2900...
>m-m-market will never hit record 3000...
>m-m-market will never hit record 4000...

Maximum cope. King nigger kept this country back for 8 years so long that people forgot what a real economy is like. US economy is so strong that even with chinks trying to fuck us over, we STILL come out on top. Go back to communist China if you hate the US so much.

>> No.12600271

>>12600261
I'll fuck you, twink banklet.

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12600281

Bullish bias.

>> No.12600286

>>12600270
I love this country you Jewish slave faggot. I love this country so much, that I want it to burn, to come out stronger after the smoke clears. You'd rather us continue being a smokescreen cucked nation, controlled by Zionists. You are a puppet, a peter gazer, a faggot. I hate false patriots like you.

>> No.12600287

>>12600271
wew
keep coping, bearfaggot
maybe we'll get a recession in 2020

>> No.12600290

>>12600269
Sold AH last night at 21 for a very nice profit, but fuck, if only I held. Oh well.

>> No.12600295

>>12600215
ever heard of bagholders? because you're describing those

>> No.12600299

>>12600270
They said this about BTC as well earlier last year.

>> No.12600302

>>12600214
we will all make it someday friend, we just gotta keep trying :)

>> No.12600304

>>12600290
Buy puts.

>> No.12600309

>>12600290
I'm more pissed that I didn't sell AMD on Monday morning against my better judgement after the ralley on thursday and friday. Could have picked up some cheapies yesterday for a nice 10-15% more gains.

>> No.12600314

>>12600287
>maybe we'll get a recession in 2020

just elect a mestizo woman as president after Trump impeachment

>> No.12600317

>>12600271
Please be in LONDON.

>> No.12600326

>tfw you missed the mkc dip

JUST

>> No.12600327

>>12600286
>peter gazer
shots fired!

>> No.12600342

>bulls want us to go up
>bears want down
What is it if you want sideways and apocalyptic tier volatility?

>> No.12600343

>>12600342
That past two years.

>> No.12600353

>>12600342
>sideways and apocalyptic tier volatility

I want sideways with 0.01% gains every day and no volatility

>> No.12600354
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12600354

we're reversing

>> No.12600357

>>12600342
It means that we go up as we squeeze the fuck out of the bears.

>> No.12600358

>>12600215
>retailers moving the market
>jews tricking you
>never crash again

Bruh, this is some potato teir dd

>> No.12600362

>>12597911
Yep you g0t it

>> No.12600366

>>12600353
>being this boomer
Never going to make it.

>> No.12600376

>>12600354
sqqq.....mah man

>> No.12600377

Reminder that it doesnt matter how high or how low it goes right now
All that matters is what Sir Jerome wants

>> No.12600385

so much for LCI

F

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>> No.12600392

>>12600377
Sir Jerome Powell "the wrecker" has no will, he merely does what need to be done

>> No.12600393

>>12600353
Buy a bond dumbass lmao.

>> No.12600395

If Tesla earnings report is as dire as one would logically assume, will it actually drop to a reasonable valuation this time or will the scores of deluded musk fans just "buy it cheap"?

>> No.12600396

>>12595300
>MSFT/AMZN/FB reporting today
the market lives or dies tonight

>> No.12600399
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12600399

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY NUGGIES ARE POISONED
IM GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>only had enough for two contracts

Anyone else getting motherfucking JUST'd right now?

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12600424

>SQQQ started dropping at open
>sold some shares at its daily minimum so far

fuck me, youre welcome bulls

earnings season just gets weirder and weirder every time...

>> No.12600428

>>12600353
T. Virgin

>> No.12600438

>>12600424
It's a short squeeze. The AMD and Apple reports were laughably bad. We're going down.

>> No.12600446

Powell will bring the markets lower.

>> No.12600451

>>12600353
Bonds

>> No.12600477

Dude weed’s revenge: 420 edition

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12600481

>>12600438
Yeah, idk when to buy back in
I sold when I should have bought

Bad way to begin a snowday

>>12600396
AMZN is after hours tomorrow

I'm hoping it tanks, might buy back in if it's a cheapies sale

Fuck I need to update the earnings calendar today

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12600486

>>12600342
>sideways and apocalyptic tier volatility
I could retire in, like, a year off of that. I know what I'm putting in my letter to Santa Claus this year.

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12600489

New bread?!?!

>> No.12600516

my armpits stink.

>> No.12600552

>>12600354
thank you for posting

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12600575

When your portfolio is flat.

>> No.12600595

NEW
>>12600588
>>12600588
>>12600588

dubs threat

>>12600588
>>12600588
>>12600588

>> No.12601954

>>12600287
>>12600314
Recessions aren't like bear markets, they're not generally caused by changes in sentiment like that. There are real risks in the economy that the US will have to come to terms with, regardless of who's president. My money, however, is that we have a matter of months, not years.

>> No.12601972

>>12600399
Tyson chicken nuggets are fucking disgusting. If you eat fried chicken at home you should have the competence of knowing how to make it yourself with some oil in a pan. Takes about the same amount of time too, just a little more work.

>> No.12601993

>>12600353
Everyone saying bonds but if you're actually not going to touch that money you're better off with a CD or an I or EE series bond in particular. This will allow you to get 3% plus annual returns. If you want transferability, though, 2 year T-bonds are probably the way to go.