/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12591461]

ITT we run the perfect lemonade stand

[Anonymous No.12591471]

Alright faggots, what kinda lemon are we buying? What's gonna be the price?

[Anonymous No.12591506]

>>12591471
hire jannies, I heard they're doing it for free

[Anonymous No.12591534]

>>12591461
All the profit from this stand should be redistributed. Fuck the 1%, don't wanna be like those greedy assholes

[Anonymous No.12591548]

This is now a turnip juice stand

[Anonymous No.12591550]

Pink Lemonade is the real Lemonade.

[Anonymous No.12591566]

Anybody applied for their loicense?
How do you even register a business like that?

[Anonymous No.12591571]

>>12591461
Poo in the Loo Lemonade

[Anonymous No.12591581]

Keep up the good work, champ.

[Anonymous No.12591918]

if arnold palmers arent on the menu i want nothing to do with you fags

[Anonymous No.12592298]

how do you even make lemon juice.
squish some lemons and mix it with water? shits bitter as fuck. do you add artificial sugar?

[Anonymous No.12592314]

>>12591461
Well first things first, sack the niglet

[Anonymous No.12592322]

>>12591471

We are dropshipping them from China

[Anonymous No.12592325]

>>12591461
I already saw this episode of Boondocks

[Anonymous No.12592360]

>>12591461
Kevin O Leary said his first ever business was a lemonade stand. He didnt have it in his front yard but in his backyard that backed onto the 9th hole of a golf course. Those thirsty golfers made him the richest kid on the block. Location matters more than anything.

[Anonymous No.12592391]

[Anonymous No.12592660]

>>12591461
We need to fix the diversity ratio. We have a niglet, a small jew & a cute Aryan girl, just need to get rid of the regular White kid and replace him with this kid, who let's face it, would probably rather do anything except his current "job".

[Anonymous No.12593411]

>>12592660
jesus fucking savage subhuman pieces of shit

[Anonymous No.12593476]

Couple drops of Lysergic acid

[Anonymous No.12593601]

>>12591471
50 cents.

>>12591534
It gets put into lemonade coin that is also given to customers who buy. We'll later list it on an exchange.

>>12591566
Don't need a license is it's technically ran by kids for a one day shop as that makes the cops look bad. Get one if a daily thing during the summer.

>>12592298
Yup. Lots of sugar. Makes it extra addictive and makes people want to have more.

>>12592360
Very true. Saw a lemonade stand when doing pizza delivery off a busy street. They were doing crazy good business. Double the sugar is what one of the dads helping out their kid said.

>>12592660
This would help, depends on the neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.12593660]

Deep learning IoT Blockchain lemoncoin when?

[Anonymous No.12593864]

So we put lemons on the blockchain. Each lemon has its own public key that you can scan with an IoT RFID scanner to determine exactly where it came from and what supply chain processes it has gone through. Each scan is then broadcast to a decentralised global computer so that every miner and node operator can confirm that the lemons are being scanned. The little children are also fitted with IoT devices so that we can track their sales in real time, broadcast it to the blockchain, and keep a permanent, trustless record of every cup of lemonade that is sold.
We will charge $400 per cup, to cover backend costs, and should raise $150 million in ICO funds in order to fund team development.

[Anonymous No.12594362]

>>12593864
$400 per cup seems reasonable. Put it in San Fran, Silicon Valley and Manhatten. Add in "helping to raise money for a charitable cause" and donate 1% to a NEET foundation where NEETs are given financial asisstance in exchange for shilling the coin.

[Anonymous No.12594400]

>>12591461
>Even the lemonade stands need diversity hires now

[Anonymous No.12594589]

>>12592314
I’m going to pretend this is the first post. Fpbp.

[Anonymous No.12594672]

Too bad i am currently holding the lemonade patent. I guess youll need to pay me 2% royaltees

[Anonymous No.12594704]

>>12593864
*crowd clapping*

[Anonymous No.12594754]

>>12591461
Everything about this picture is fake,
And not only that, a whisper of a bygone time

Look at the lemonade stand itself; many boards of wood nailed together
No child in today's society is allowed to play with wood and nails, this is a phenomenon from the 30s and 40s when kids were not as coddled
Look at the setting; a suburban childless wasteland
Far too few cars or people even pass by to make any kind of money in this anonymous sprawling town
Ironically such an exercise today would teach children the way the yuppies of gen x learned; that the way to make money is not through simple hard work, but through some other more nebulous means out there

[Anonymous No.12594782]

the kids' faces is when they realize nobody will pay that amount of BTC when they need to pay ten times more for the transaction fee

should have used BSV

[Anonymous No.12594853]

>>12593864
>s its own public key that you can scan with an IoT RFID scanner to determine exactly where it came from and what supply chain processes it has gone through. Each scan is then broadcast to a decentralised global computer so that every miner and node operator can confirm that the lemons are being scanned. The little children are also fitted with IoT devices so that we can track their sales in real time, broadcast it to the blockchain, and keep a permanent, trustless record of every cup of lemonade that is sold.
>We will charge $400 per cup, to cover backend costs, and should raise $150 million in ICO funds in ord
Unfortunately this is not secure - IoT traffic can easily be spoofed and devices modded to report false sales, making the IoT device a single point of failure, and not trustless.
We need decentralized oracles to make data collection trustless as well - Majority consensus on whether the sale reported by the device is legitimate or not.

[Anonymous No.12594882]

>>12594853
Fucking off yourself 4channel stop including this shit in my replies.

[Anonymous No.12594888]

>>12591461
Fire the nigger and profits will increase.

[Anonymous No.12595475]

>>12592314
Diversity hire sry bro
Also, I think we should add some_soy into lemonade to fight the toxic masculinity