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>browse /mu/ for a while
>acquire a patrician taste in music and start making my own
>browse /v/
become an expert on games i've never even played
>browse /fa/
>improve my style
>browse /pol/
>realize that whites are the master race and everyone that has a different opinion than me is a degenerate


>browse /biz/
>not even a millionaire yet

thanks moot

>> No.125837

>browsing any of those boards

>> No.125856

lol im picturing your life if you actually did all of those things

topest kek

>> No.125891

>>125818
>>realize that whites are the master race and everyone that has a different opinion than me is a degenerate
at least the second half of that is not what i'd call an improvement

>> No.125908
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>>125818
>browse /pol/
>realize that whites are the master race and everyone that has a different opinion than me is a degenerate

>> No.125922
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125922

>>125818
>>browse /fa/
>>improve my style
It doesn't look as good as you think it does.

>> No.125977
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125977

>>125922
it looks better than not knowing anything about fashion

>> No.126001

>>125977
>those shoes
cumon man the rest is more or less okay but that
ehhhh

>> No.126014

all that time spent on 4chan and you never learned to greentext properly

No one to blame but yourself.

>> No.126020

>/mu/
look at me I'm so cool I listen to hours of ambient noise and generic whiny indie music
>/v/
don't go on v so wouldnt know
>/fa/
most insecure board not even aware of how ridiculous it is. you'd think the shit people post there is trolling at first glance, but no they're actually serious. sure most of the shit you could pull off if you were some trendy cool interesting guy living in manhattan hanging out with your hipster friends, but imagining 4chan kids from minnesota or wherever dressing like asap rocky is fucking hilarious
>/pol/
lol

>> No.126023
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126023

>>125818

>Not browsing /fit/ and getting fucking jacked and lifting heavy ass weights with Abraham Lincoln.

>> No.126026

>>125977
is that actually you?

damn, i guess /fa/ really knows it shit, 10/10 would bang

>> No.126032

>>125977

>The neckbeard
>The dough boy build

And your first inclination was to change clothes? Stupidity like that belongs on >>>/a/

>> No.126036

>>126023
I did for a while and started gaining some muscle, unfortunately I started to experience homo-erotic thoughts so i stopped

>> No.126039
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126039

>>126023

Whoops, wrong gif.

Here we go

>> No.126040

>>126032
/fa/ talks about personal appearance in general, not just clothes.

>> No.126041

>>126020
>look at me I'm so cool I listen to hours of ambient noise and generic whiny indie music

you uh
you've never actually been to /mu/ have you

>> No.126042

>>126023
>/fit/
>anything but retards wrecking their bodies over and over again
all the good info is in the sticky, the rest of the board may as well go and use a sledgehammer on their joints for how effective their training is

>> No.126051

>>126042
/fit/ is pretty much a guide to experience baldness before 25

>> No.126054

>>126036

Bro, all you gotta do is say "no homo" and then it's not homo.

>> No.126057
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126057

>>125977
fuccboi core

1/10
flanel shirt,
pants don't fit
are them shoes from JJB?

You have nice eyes though.

>> No.126060

>>126041
oh yeah forgot about fucking kpop everywhere
yeah real quality board.

>> No.126065

>>126060
oh cool, as long as you concede that you're pretending to be retarded then we're done here

>> No.126061
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126061

>Go to /a/
>Realize that anime is for degenerates and is ostensibly the worst form of media
And that's when I realized this website was awful

>> No.126071

>>126065
what

>> No.126073

>>126040

And yet that neckbeard.

>>126042
>>126051

I believe that you two post on /fit/ because you're about as goddamn clueless has the average /fit/wit.

1.) I'm assuming you mean that "squats are bad for your knees," or some similar stupid bullshit when you talk about impending joint doom. If lifting barbells were SO BAD for your joints, no one would have ever squatted 800 lbs because everyone would have had their legs amputated after squatting 500 lbs.
2.) Don't roid and you won't go bald. If you train like you have half a brain (not that anyone on /fit/ does), you don't need roids to get stronger and bigger.

>> No.126081

>>126073
>all these people responding to the neckbeard picture seriously

inb4 "I was just pretending to be retarded"

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126092

>>126061

Don't forget, you're here forever.

>> No.126100

All trashboards

/b/
Kills time.

/fit/
Self explanatory got fit

/int/
Tried to learn about cultures and languages, didn't work out that way.

/biz/
Not a millionaire yet.

>> No.127294

>>125818
>/mu/
>not shitty hipster-tier music (they even like kanye)
>/v/
>having good taste in video games
>/fa/
>not absolutely fucking gay
>/pol/
>not retarded
>/biz/
>having anything useful to say, ever

>> No.127309

>>125818
>browse /fa/
>improve my style

If by "style" you mean dress like an anime character after you decide to adopt cybermoonfusioncore clothing then ok.

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127325

>>127309
>codpieces will never be in fashion

>> No.128633

>>126057
watch out for any powerful gusts of wind, you might snap in half

>> No.128663

>>125977
> autism shoes
>a flannel and pants now passes for fashionable

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128689

>>128633
>implying this wasn't the cornerstone of any good deck back in the day

>> No.130647

>/mu/
>patrician
laughingbaroquecomposers.jpg

>> No.130662
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130662

>/biz/ is added less than a week ago
>i'm still broke

yeah thanks faggot moot bitch

>> No.130707

>>125977
Those shoes look like they came out of the lost and found at a homeless shelter.

>>126057
Your legs look like they were drawn by a 4 year old in MSpaint.

>> No.130773

Honestly if you saturate yourself with information and apply it, you're bound to see improvements. Not sure if you think you're going through some epic epiphany or something....

>> No.130799

>>130662
10/10 best math ever

>> No.130809

>>130662
>less than
it's been 1.5 weeks m8

>> No.130831

>>125818
>acquire a patrician taste in music
>patrician
No. Absolutely not. Never for a second believe hipsters, especially hipsters who share their collection between twee/indie and "backpacker hip hop" are in anyway "patrician." ITAOTS is not a masterpiece, it is some guy wailing over 4 chords.

>become an expert on games i've never even played
Which is useful... how?

>improve my style
Style is subjective, so let your girlfriend or close female friend decide that one.

>realize that whites are the master race and everyone that has a different opinion than me is a degenerate
Is this all you gained from /pol/?

>not even a millionaire yet
Cuz you're stupid.

I make between 70 to 100 a day just by sitting on my ass. I don't collect welfare, I don't work, I just monitor my shares. Thanks /biz/

>> No.131251

>>125977
>BUYING CLOTHES AT TARGET
LELELELELl

>> No.131256

>>130831
>letting women decide how you should present yourself
yeah okay clear to see you have zero success with women mate

>> No.131265

>>130831
What would you consider some musical masterpieces?

>> No.131289

I just migrated to here from /v/.

I wish it was more industry gossip and less following of youtube personalities and shitty console games, shame. This board looks more promising.

>> No.131315

>implying you did any of those things instead of touch yourself and feel like you were a better person

>> No.131517

>>131251
Its perfectly fine for pants.

>>131256
This... If you are dating her then she will try to make you look like a pussy so other women dont poach.

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131629

>>131517
>>131256
>>130831

Most guys I know that get dressed by their girlfriends wear stuff like this

top kek m8

>> No.131653

>>125977
>unbuttoned shirt

Why were IDs implemented? What were people shilling?

>> No.131755

>>125977
Should have browsed /fit/

>> No.131781
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131781

>>131629
WTF is that shit?!?!?! Its like someone tried to combine a running shoe, hiking boot, and dress shoe to form one totally useless shoe.
>letting GF chose what shoes you wear

>> No.131798

>browse /biz/
>some guys posts a trick to get 70 dollar visa card sent to your door
>it works, im 70 dollars richer
youre not channing hard enough

>> No.131878

>>130831
>Letting your girlfriend dress you
>Any year
Unless you suck shit at dressing this is probably a bad idea

>> No.132269

>>131798
What's the trick nerd

>> No.132288

>>132269
putting your boyhole up for sale on craigslist

>> No.132316

>>127294
>disliking kanye

>> No.132430

>>126036
>homo-erotic
>including the dash
look at this fag

>> No.132451

>>125977
>/fit/

>> No.132505

>>126057
What the fuck

You're a twig. You look OK from what I can see, but you don't look masculine, at all. No girl will want you.

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132530

>/mu/
>patrician

>> No.132593

>>126020
>tfw you're that cool guy living in Manhattan with hipster friends

And even I think /fa/ is shit

>> No.132714

>>126057
degenerate/10

>> No.132733

>>126057
This would be better with black sneakers.

>> No.132897

>>132530
Why cant you into industrial grind-core?

>tfw no gf

>> No.136249

>>132897
>excrementory grindfuckers

>> No.136321

>>132897
implying mu listens to anything but p4k-core and waifu shit

>> No.136373

>>132593
are you mad they called you a dadcore workwear nigger? don't be, friendo