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I'm going to go lose my virginity to a prostitute this weekend. I am really nervous and I don't know what to expect. Can some of you guys here tell me what I should be doing to prepare myself? I was thinking about taking a wireless speaker so we could listen to some music. I'm trying to create the playlists now and am having troubles coming up with some song selections that she will enjoy. Do I bring my own condoms? I've never bought a condom so I'm really all new to this. Please can you guys tell me what I should be doing? The appointment is set for Saturday and I'm getting really nervous. What should I do?

>> No.12565665

its a whore she will fuck you with or without music

>> No.12565667

Before I turned to Christ in jail i must of been through 40 pro's in my life. Basically i understand your nervous but if you gotta do it own it. Go in there if your nervous own it, tell her its your first time. Bring a jimmy or two in your wallet as back up but any pro worth that has her own. Start slow, get a massage from her. it'll help believe me, if you duck up the small talk brush it of as a learning experience. Try and have fun and look into the bible one day its for real.

>> No.12565673

>>12565647
Dont listen to the music that's kinda weird

>> No.12565676

>>12565647

You should have done nofap for at least 2 weeks if it's your first time

>> No.12565679

Sorry for samefagging but specifically. Go in there get an hour. Get a massage. Get head. Move onto sex with her ontop. Doggy is often most pleasurable for men so save that for last

>> No.12565682

>>12565667
this is spot on advice. Cant vouch for the bible part. But let them know its your first time and go there when you're really horny. You'll have a better experience and worry about sex a bit less. Pro tip: have an alibi

>> No.12565684

>>12565676
So you can bust a nut in milliseconds?

>> No.12565695

>>12565684

But you can go for the second round instantly if you are doing nofap, i mean, i hope you bought one that lets you go for several rounds

>> No.12565702

>>12565647
no condom or you wasted your money

id rather fap than have sex with a condom

>> No.12565707

Just tell her that this is your first time, she will understand, and take this as an opportunity and learn about what girls like during sex. Be upfront and learn.. your next relationships will be that much better.

>> No.12565724

Ask for a massage at the begging.

>> No.12565752
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12565752

>>12565702
this. then when you weigh the std and pregnancy risk without one properly it becomes 'i'd rather fap.'
Don't fall for the vaginal jew!

>> No.12565841

op, i did the same. learn from my mistakes

1. fuck your favorite pornstar for $1,000. make sure she has the best makeup and hair cut
2. don''t fap for 2 weeks before you fuck her
3. fuck her without a condom
4. have a long hot bath before you fuck her (but it makes sex feel better
4. put lots of organic coconut oil on your dick as lube. this is a must
5. get a good night sleep the night before.
6. workout in the morning. make sure you do squats
7. make appointment early.. so you dont fall asleep after first fuck. you want to be able to fuck her 3 times.
8. make her kiss and tease you, dirty talk, dance, etc before you fuck her

>> No.12565880

>>12565647
Play Beethoven while fucking her, and put a camera and record it.

>> No.12565899

>>12565841
my 2 favorite pornstars have been retired for a long time now. On the other hand, I'm only 4 years away from my wizard powers.

>> No.12565907

>>12565899
which ones?

>> No.12565911

>>12565907
carli banks, malena morgan

>> No.12565947

>>12565911
malena morgan is smoking hot

>> No.12565986

>>12565947
yeah. On the other hand, when they're that hot they only do softcore. At least that's how it worked up until now

>> No.12565994

>>12565676
This, I didn't and I couldn't get hard, she laughed and took my money and kicked me out.