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Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:10:56 2019 No.12548798 [DELETED]

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>agile

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:11:20 2019 No.12548800 >>12548798 cuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:13:06 2019 No.12548809 >test driven development

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:16:07 2019 No.12548827 >>12548798 >decentralized

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:16:28 2019 No.12548829 File: 3 KB, 111x80, BEB13EF0-22E5-4010-A3A3-490AFBF2A3E6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12548809 >deep dive

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:16:49 2019 No.12548830 >>12548798 Bespoke solutions

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:17:20 2019 No.12548833 File: 25 KB, 600x484, 6c783155b49eced982969c437b5d2746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >scrum master

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:18:34 2019 No.12548842 >poop snek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:18:41 2019 No.12548843 >>12548798 >Empowered

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:19:10 2019 No.12548847 File: 47 KB, 483x504, 1456060611_tumblr_nx06b3CpwA1udwanoo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Big Data

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:20:13 2019 No.12548852 >>12548847 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:21:40 2019 No.12548863 >>12548798 >full-stack

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:22:59 2019 No.12548870 File: 16 KB, 500x301, 1537801030518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Version control

Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:25:57 2019 No.12548890
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>>12548798
Yeah come to our day starts guys, the product owner has a last minute change tot really needs to delivered this Sprint

Don't forget to update your agile board. I want everything to DONE asp.

And yeah we don't got a demo preparation user story but someone really needs to make one . Since I'm not a 'techie' I want to ask one of you guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:26:05 2019 No.12548894 >>12548870 AI

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:29:10 2019 No.12548914 File: 15 KB, 500x472, 1538014853608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Penetration testing

Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:51:00 2019 No.12549052

>I'm not a a tech guy, so I'm not gonna tell you guys how to do it, I'm just saying that this is what needs to be delivered, and the stories need to be groomed.
>guys this is starting to verge on grooming, and this is a planning meeting, so let's save the grooming for the grooming meeting, okay?
>*inhales sharply* yeah okay, I don't have a problem with that, but the main thing here is that we have to make sure we're a working on work that has been committed to, so let me make a story for you. You know, this really should have been done during the grooming session and planning meeting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:52:23 2019 No.12549065 >>12549052 Kek! t. Certified scrummaster

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:52:38 2019 No.12549070 >let's catch some low hanging fruit >we have just enough synergy to make it happen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:56:59 2019 No.12549121 >>12548847 That's going to be a yikes from me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:57:48 2019 No.12549129 File: 55 KB, 250x250, 1533671651645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12548798 >it's not rocket science

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 09:59:19 2019 No.12549143 >QA Testing for the business owner

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 10:02:46 2019 No.12549161 >morning kanban standups >managers pretending they’re for anything other than making sure everyone is being slave driven and pumping shit out at max capacity

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 10:10:09 2019 No.12549219 File: 121 KB, 1157x1200, 1539402519091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12548829 >sustainable growth >risk appetite >sprint velocity

Anonymous Fri Jan 25 10:11:35 2019 No.12549225

>>12548798
>Hello folks, hope you’re well-rested from your vacation! First, let me say, you did a great job last sprint with our mission critical story. Keep up the good work. But don't forget about our core competency - be agile. Let's move for the standup agenda. Social contract for today says: don't be risk averse, rightsize resources to find a strategic fit. Ahem... Sorry, I've just got pined by a FLM so I need to drop off. If theres something to discuss let's talke it offline.
Anon, could you please take over the meetings lead? Please remember to update your tickets. Have a good one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 10:21:41 2019 No.12549306 >>12548798 >tps report cover sheets

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 10:30:14 2019 No.12549370 File: 51 KB, 600x500, why_cats_are_disgusted_t.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12549225

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 10:32:13 2019 No.12549379 >>12549225 what the fuck does any of this mean Do tech startups ACTUALLY have a language like this?

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