Irritated prostitute

[Anonymous No.12540962]

>Staying in pretty stylish hotel in Aberdeen
>Lying on bed in boxers
>Knock knock-knock
>Huh?
>Open door
>Literal prostitute standing there- a colleague of mine has obviously seen her coming in and said to her "he's in room x"
>instantly realise what has happened because we saw her come in the previous night when having a drink at the bar and joked about it
>Prostitute says my room number at me, like it's some secret password or something
>Well, go on love... show us yer fanny then
>Prostitute checks coast is clear and lifts up her skirt
>I didn't order you, must have got the wrong room number
>close door

How can I make sure she declares this accurately on her tax return? Provision of a service that she didn't get paid for, there must be some way to write it off as a taxable event

I know I will get accused of larping. This is not a larp

[Anonymous No.12540984]

>>12540962
Self-bump for last reply fags

[Anonymous No.12541332]

I kinda lol'd have a bomp

[Anonymous No.12542546]

wtf is this thread even for

[Anonymous No.12542565]

>>12542546
This is now a chainlink thread

[Anonymous No.12542583]

>>12542565
does that mean i get to have dubs

[Anonymous No.12542700]

>>12540962
Lmao

[Anonymous No.12542720]

>>12540962
what?

[Anonymous No.12542994]

>>12542565
Needs more body fat and incompetence

[Anonymous No.12543271]

>>12540962
good read lad have a You