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>Anon, you haven't told me what you do for work! What do you do?

>> No.12537083

Chief Custodial Director

>> No.12537095

Oh me? I'm unemployed. I live with my mom. I turn 30 next year. Late bloomer I guess, ha. How about you?

>> No.12537108

>>12537095
i think this might of the reason why the last girl left me lol Although I do have a job

>> No.12537109

>>12537078
I'm a plastic surgeon who works on noses and really pointy elbows. I'm only talking to you in an attempt to drum up some business.

>> No.12537111

I'm part of an online investment group that speculates upon volatile digital assets. Some of which may one day be used as commonly as dollar bills.

>> No.12537135

>>12537109
Shit, those really are some pointy elbows. She should get into MMA, could wreck sum bitches with those weapons

>> No.12537141

a girl asked me this once and I told her "I sell subprime loans and mortgage backed securities". she goes "oh wow that sounds interesting!" kek

>> No.12537329

>>12537135
good head of hair though. looks french

>> No.12537433

Im a rapist.

>> No.12537438

Chief Occupational Metaphysicist at Globochem baby

>> No.12537457

>>12537078
Im a full on rapist

>> No.12537461

Im a marine

>> No.12537483

>>12537078
Im a node operator. I provide requested data to smart contracts and help businesses save money.

>> No.12537523

I work the fryer here.

>> No.12537543

>>12537078
I-i sell shitcoins high and buy them low.

>> No.12537551

>>12537078
I fuck your mom
bitch lasagna

>> No.12537581

>>12537078
I make spammy websites with affiliate links and pull $50K a month.

>> No.12537613

>>12537581
Elaborate please, I would very much like to do this now that crypto crippled me.

>> No.12537624

>>12537543
this is me

my life is a meme

>> No.12537664

> "I run professional golf tournaments what do you do?"
>Single mom
>Leave without paying

>> No.12537681

>>12537078
christ, imagine the rocks she could crush between her elbows
pointy ass elbowed bitch yikes

>> No.12537688

>>12537581
>50K a month
no you don't, be quiet

>> No.12537704
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>> No.12537733

Public prosecutor

>> No.12537993

neurologist

>> No.12538002

>>12537704
Unironically me except with ethereum.

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>>12537078
I write smut on the internet.

>> No.12538013

>>12537483
shit, this is good, lel

>> No.12538015

>>12537543
check please

>> No.12538033

I'm an aneetstocrat. Yeah I guess you haven't heard about it huh?

>> No.12538126

>>12537704
I'd pay to watch a date actually go like this.

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>>12537078
Fuck off roastie

>> No.12538174

>>12537078
I pretend I'm in love with 50+ yo women and then take a chunk of their money. 2 a year gets me by. Anyway are you going to be a good girl and suck me or what? I've got a 2 o clock

>> No.12538179

>>12537109
Her nose look fine, a plastic one would make her soulless

>> No.12538339

>>12537141
Lel

>> No.12538343

>>12537078
I wear a fucking muzzie all day. Help me...

>> No.12538355

>>12537078
>I'm a janitor at a local school

>> No.12538384

I'm a professional shitposter on an anonymous Iranian basket weaving forum.

>> No.12538735

>>12537078
I'm an amateur porn star. Would you like to audition for a movie?

>> No.12538767

>>12538144
incel detected

>> No.12538862

>>12537078
Pilates teacher

>> No.12539032

/biz shitposter

>> No.12539038

>>12537078
H-h-hello, I'm the CMO of a 3rd world blockchain startup. (by CMO i mean Chief Memes Officer)

>> No.12539150

>>12537078
You tell them your basically a criminal. Tell them you exploit crypto markets to steal from investors then wash the money through what ever kind of channel. If you have a job tie your job into it to make it convincing. Now flash a bit of money, if you do it right it won’t cost to much but will imply more wealth.

>> No.12539972

>>12537078
I'm a male breast cancer survivor and advocate for latino children with eczema. In my spare time I play Connect 4 and collect Legos, madam.

>> No.12539994

>>12537078
I-i... I'm a crypto "investor" i mostly invest into this coin named chainlink for a living

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itt

>> No.12540549

>>12540099
she has a cute tummy