From the creators of the wage cage

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From the creators of the wage cage Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:03:21 2019 No.12519773 [Reply] [Original]

Here comes the wagie muzzle!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:04:31 2019 No.12519786 >>12519773 Not a joke btw: https://twitter.com/cheddar/status/1087493796743401472

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:14:18 2019 No.12519888 File: 120 KB, 1254x836, baby-boomers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519786 great invention! you can put 200 call center agents into a open plan office with only 800 sqft

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:16:16 2019 No.12519908 >>12519888 This It will be big with pajeets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:16:33 2019 No.12519913 >>12519773 >No one cared about my key performance indicators before I put on the mask.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:17:05 2019 No.12519916 Imagine being as stupid as OP. You can tell he's a broke bitch, dummies like him are usually really poor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:17:41 2019 No.12519920 >>12519913 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:17:42 2019 No.12519921 Hey, OP, post your bank account so we can all laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:19:07 2019 No.12519938 >>12519913 you're a big wagie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:20:41 2019 No.12519954 File: 19 KB, 550x415, c2d460099391b027fe984afbc31c5531[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519908 Imagine the device smell after a full day of work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:21:09 2019 No.12519962 >>12519938 FOR YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:26:14 2019 No.12520019 >mfw I found the perfect Valentine's day gift

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:28:05 2019 No.12520038 File: 26 KB, 200x336, 41653072301824801940821093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519773 "Aaaaaaaahhhh, Mr.Goldberg I want it off, I WANT IT OFF RIGHT NOW!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:34:15 2019 No.12520099 File: 1.99 MB, 354x242, vomit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519954

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:37:29 2019 No.12520134 File: 79 KB, 716x768, Bill_Wilson-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519773

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:55:08 2019 No.12520302 ATTENTION WAGIE #2754, MR SHEKELBERG HAS ASSIGNED YOU A NEW WAGE MUZZLE. IT IS EXPECTED YOU MAKE USE OF IT WHEN TALKING AT ALL TIMES, NONCOMPLIANCE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION. THANK YOU.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:56:46 2019 No.12520324 >>12520302 >Id AssWhisper

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:06:04 2019 No.12520418 >>12519913 I read it in his voice too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:08:09 2019 No.12520440 >>12519913 lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:09:44 2019 No.12520460 File: 705 KB, 890x501, 1548120497213.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519888 ty based boomer bosses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:22:19 2019 No.12520582 >>12519773 Can someone do a montage of wojak in a cage while using those horse-like blinders and then this mask?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:22:43 2019 No.12520590 SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS INTO A WAGIE WOJAK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:23:26 2019 No.12520600 >>12519938 For jews

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:25:43 2019 No.12520627
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>>12519773
It is not uncommon to see the wagies undergo permanent psychological trauma in the presence of the Wage Cage, before the nerve stapler has even been strapped into position. Its effect on the general consciousness of the culture is profound: husbands have seen wives go inside, and mothers their children. Dr. Xynan left the surface of the Wage Cage semitranslucent for a reason. You can hear them in there; you can see them. It is a thing of terrible beauty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:27:59 2019 No.12520655 File: 803 KB, 600x600, topkek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12520627 holy FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:29:14 2019 No.12520667 The real value of this is being able to monitor your employees' conversations on an unprecedented scale or mute non-work related socialization entirely. Beautiful future.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:29:45 2019 No.12520670 File: 524 KB, 886x1002, 1502399750885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519888 checked, kekked, and fuckin wrecked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:30:52 2019 No.12520683 >>12519916 Ehh are you posting in the wrong thread? Nothing in the OP makes him look stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:32:16 2019 No.12520697 >>12520627 KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:34:12 2019 No.12520716 File: 906 KB, 2544x4000, 1503396029227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12520627

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:36:38 2019 No.12520741 >>12520627 just add noise-cancelling headphones and horse blinders for lulz and it's perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:37:09 2019 No.12520747 >>12520627 >https://twitter.com/cheddar/status/1087493796743401472 you need to add the neck hanging/stretching device plus the amazon wagie cage

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:37:50 2019 No.12520759 >>12520683 Maybe just heavy dose autism

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:44:04 2019 No.12520814 >>12520627 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:48:19 2019 No.12520861 File: 57 KB, 347x660, Stalker_beta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519773 >>12520627 hmm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:48:43 2019 No.12520865 >>12520627 kek the future from those scifi dystopia stories is all coming true, and fast

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:49:43 2019 No.12520875 File: 670 KB, 450x1114, Stalker_concept.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519773 >>12520627

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:50:01 2019 No.12520876 File: 326 KB, 1566x747, heh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12520134

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:51:41 2019 No.12520890 File: 48 KB, 1024x576, panasonic-blinkers-technology-design_dezeen_2364_hero-1-1704x959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forger your horse blinders wagie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:51:52 2019 No.12520893 File: 2.44 MB, 1334x750, 1D655EF6-D861-494E-A91E-9375BBBA18AA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519773 His smile and optimism. Gone.

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:53:34 2019 No.12520909

>>12520667

To this add a device that tracks everything you do while at work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzch8_u77T4

All for the sake of your productivity wagie (which by a mere coincidence, it only benefits ((( us ))) )!

Now seriously, why the fuck do these people think these kind of tracking devices are good ideas?! Can't they really see that if you bring this shit to the world, it WILL be coopted for surveillance purposes and that it will bite them in the ass down the road?

>>	Kekovicius !!seZ2sXABmE3 Tue Jan 22 14:05:57 2019 No.12521008 Holy fuck, that muzzle and headset meme image will give me nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:21:38 2019 No.12521112 File: 76 KB, 900x700, i_have_no_passiveincome_and_I_Must_scream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:23:05 2019 No.12521128 >>12519913 Fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:25:35 2019 No.12521146 File: 114 KB, 1920x1080, o33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12521112 nice pic and filename

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:30:05 2019 No.12521187 >>12519913 >You merely adopted the synergistic management performance improvement goal setting strategy. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a sick day until I was already a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:32:50 2019 No.12521213 >>12520627 Welcome to dystopia y'all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:33:38 2019 No.12521222 >>12521112 holy fuck this is the best thread since the wage cage

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:36:23 2019 No.12521253 >>12521112 Holy shit lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:40:07 2019 No.12521293 Someone shop the bloxvox and the VR headset into that dancing wagie meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:42:15 2019 No.12521317 >>12519913 If I pulled that off, would you get fired?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:42:15 2019 No.12521319 >>12521112 nobody cared who I was until I put the mask on

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:42:29 2019 No.12521322 >>12520909 Fucking hell, we already work the most of every country in the world (Mexico) and if people here were to get a hold of that shit it will be worse

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:00:02 2019 No.12521496 File: 319 KB, 2048x2048, 5DD0489E-BCBB-4859-8AAD-2CF9885C6C48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ordered one. Can’t wait to see the look on my coworkers face when he realizes I’m going to advance faster than him he’s a prick haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:02:56 2019 No.12521531 >>12521496 Sony shill fuck off

>>	Buy BSV Tue Jan 22 15:24:59 2019 No.12521724 File: 2.04 MB, 3472x2465, jaws ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519786 >voxblox was a kickstarter campaign nothing to see here guys, it doesn't really work

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:27:23 2019 No.12521745 >>12519888 Imagining how this would look is pretty horrifying desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:37:24 2019 No.12521841 >>12520302 Dat Id... >>12521213 Hope you've all got your plans to escape wagiedom in place, shit is not looking good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:39:51 2019 No.12521863 File: 211 KB, 900x700, conference_call.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hello this is wojeet how can i help you sir

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:47:07 2019 No.12521951 File: 336 KB, 900x700, edit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12521863

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:47:46 2019 No.12521960 >>12521863 Wojeet lmfao Can you make one without the blinders

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:49:17 2019 No.12521978 File: 25 KB, 247x248, 1541722124581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12521863 >>12521951 >>12521496 >>12521112

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:49:59 2019 No.12521989 File: 36 KB, 647x647, 1547109925504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12520627 10/10 just for SMAC

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:51:29 2019 No.12522007 File: 68 KB, 668x712, 1546201194468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12521951 I TAKE IT BROS HOW DID WE END UP IN THIS NIGHTMARE REALITY????? F

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:53:35 2019 No.12522026 I haven't laughed this hard on a /biz/ thread for a while. Fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:54:21 2019 No.12522040 >>12521951 What has science done...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:54:44 2019 No.12522050 File: 340 KB, 900x700, purpose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12521960 hold on coming up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:55:47 2019 No.12522063 >>12521960 I don't think Stacey would appreciate you possibly sexually harrasing her with your peripheral vision.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:56:25 2019 No.12522073 >>12519773 so whats the deal here? that thing has a penis shaped microphone protruding on the inside or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:56:35 2019 No.12522075 File: 313 KB, 900x700, no_blinders.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12521960 here you go fren

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:57:06 2019 No.12522080 >>12521841 I won't be able to escape it. My solution is just to embrace the coming neo-feudalist age by dulling my soul more and more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:00:32 2019 No.12522111 >>12522075 >still has a blinder lulz, not sure how you missed it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:01:35 2019 No.12522124 File: 152 KB, 900x700, nowords.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12522111 yeah... looks like a wagecage future for me...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:02:31 2019 No.12522131 >>12522124 where did the fence go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:03:26 2019 No.12522142 Don't forget to crawl while you call wagie, you didn't hit your targets and I dont have enough money now to buy my 2nd yacht this year! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6593631/Staff-forced-CRAWL-street-failing-hit-annual-targets.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:03:48 2019 No.12522147 >>12519888 Checked, kek'ed, and capitalistpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:05:10 2019 No.12522162 File: 291 KB, 900x700, thot_bubble_peak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12522131

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:06:57 2019 No.12522184 This thread cured my chronic depression induced by social isolation. It's good to be a NEET. Thanks, biz.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:09:02 2019 No.12522219 >>12521496 >this shameless Sony shill fucking viral marketers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:09:21 2019 No.12522223 >>12522142 YES, I can't wait to have to crawl around my open office if I don't finish all the story points for the next sprint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:09:35 2019 No.12522226 >>12522162 perfection or well, good enough, cheers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:09:54 2019 No.12522230 File: 301 KB, 900x700, thot_bubble_peak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12522162 jesus i'm so retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:10:37 2019 No.12522238 >>12522230 there we go! paint

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:10:47 2019 No.12522239 >>12519888 You wouldn't even have to keep the lights on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:15:42 2019 No.12522291 >>12522230 Wojak's face is still clipping through the wagecage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:16:27 2019 No.12522299 File: 14 KB, 306x357, -Nose_plugs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12521863 Don't forget your nose plugs Mr. #6455 we don't want you being distracted by the real world

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:17:36 2019 No.12522316 >>12522230 newfags learn to use photoshop

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:18:38 2019 No.12522325 >>12522299 lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:21:45 2019 No.12522352 can someone make a full size one with him inside the wage cage wearing this stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:26:02 2019 No.12522388 >>12522291 fecken lel you're right. 1000 hrs in paint

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:30:48 2019 No.12522427 File: 327 KB, 900x700, thot_bubble_peak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12522388 that's what happens when you outsource to wojeet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:32:10 2019 No.12522442 File: 300 KB, 900x700, rip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12522427 ok im going to sleep

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:33:28 2019 No.12522458

Geez. This is the kind of shit the Chinese will do to their subhumie work force
>rows and rows of BBC loving hapas and asain "males" working at apple in China wearing these devices

It'll allow asain men who worship BBC to watch it in real time and work their tiny hands making a new phone.

Probably next the Germans and Amazon workers will get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:34:01 2019 No.12522469 File: 344 KB, 1773x1153, ronald3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12522442 you did well anon, have a good night's rest and then up bright and early. the cage doesn't control itself. yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:45:04 2019 No.12522573 >>12522162 Lmao so many attempts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 17:18:57 2019 No.12522909 >>12519888 based and boomerpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 17:29:11 2019 No.12523001 >>12520876 How many banners did you click trough?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 18:47:06 2019 No.12523622 File: 140 KB, 1080x1080, 1525239228697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any Food Attachments? Vaping Connections? There a Red Ball Version?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 19:49:45 2019 No.12524141 File: 9 KB, 165x115, 1545601175784.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519773 great now whenever i call call center i will hear pajeet breath like a fucking darth vader

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 20:56:17 2019 No.12524640 File: 1.42 MB, 805x1199, 1548207978361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/7owB0eug7IQ you guys laugh. But we're actually heading towards wagie hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 21:05:20 2019 No.12524711 We're laughing in order not to cry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 21:29:51 2019 No.12524860 >>12521112 (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 21:36:43 2019 No.12524904 >>12521317 It would be very unproductive

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 21:40:59 2019 No.12524938 >>12521112 you forgot to put on headphones

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 21:41:30 2019 No.12524946 >>12520861 >>12520875 System shock?

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 21:44:18 2019 No.12524963

>>12519773

>Office policy is that all rank-and-file employees are to wear a muzzle at all times.
>Sensors on the muzzle detect noncompliance and result in immediate termination
>In a meeting
>Boss doesn't like my idea
>Mutes me so nobody hears it
>Ask boss for a 2% raise after 5 years with the company
>Mutes me
>Quietly suggest to a coworker we form a union
>Muzzle automutes when you say union
>Can't talk for 10 minutes and must endure the shame of everybody knowing I've been automuted for noncompliance with company policy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 21:59:26 2019 No.12525055 File: 507 KB, 1066x1093, WageHell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 22:06:27 2019 No.12525102 >>12525055 Either blinkers or VR. Not both, that makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 22:08:11 2019 No.12525111 >>12525102 It doesn't have to make sense its art

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 22:10:32 2019 No.12525118 File: 57 KB, 500x667, 1542838019954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12525055 Amazing work kek Agree with this though >>12525102 Can we get the crying wojack with just the muzzle and the blinders? I want to see the tears

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 22:12:27 2019 No.12525128 >>12525102 mutes you I respect your opinion and I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to express it, but it's policy. When the 10 minutes wears off, let's see a little more "team attitude" alright champ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 22:12:54 2019 No.12525133 >>12519913 thanks for the kek anon, i needed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 22:19:35 2019 No.12525167 >>12525102 The blinders have built in noise cancelling headphones though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 00:52:45 2019 No.12526130 >>12520627 10/10 absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 00:53:54 2019 No.12526136 File: 12 KB, 258x245, 1472338508087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no posts can describe my kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 01:04:15 2019 No.12526211 >>12519913 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 01:07:25 2019 No.12526226 >>12519913 That's a big promotion...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 01:32:26 2019 No.12526377 >>12524946 Half-Life 2

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 01:36:24 2019 No.12526399 >>12526226 4u

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 02:07:48 2019 No.12526585 >>12520099 imagine being so immersed in the world of vomit porn that you can just vomit on command with no effort at all, as easy as breathing. Imagine how fucked in the head you would have to be to live a life like this. 2 nukes wasn't enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 02:11:40 2019 No.12526607 >>12526585 2 nukes is probably what caused this to happen tbqh

Anonymous Wed Jan 23 02:16:55 2019 No.12526643
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>>12520909
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>>12525128
nope
NOPE
Not doing it. We've been warned about this countless times, we KNOW where it leads.
What shits me is these grubby little startups who are basically seeking to enslave their fellow man just so they can be one of the Elites.

This is the Capitalists future.

And why augment humans to a point where just having machines would be easier? Unless humans are cheaper than machines.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 02:16:58 2019 No.12526644 >>12519913 LOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 02:45:26 2019 No.12526798 >>12522230 Where are the wageshades?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 02:53:55 2019 No.12526845 File: 472 KB, 720x715, 1513873059802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12526643 Yep. We had our chance as a species and blew it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 05:15:30 2019 No.12527484 >>12519773 Senator Martin... Doctor Hannibal Lecter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 07:54:02 2019 No.12528193 >>12525055 >I HAVE NO WAGE AND I MUST CAGE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 08:03:41 2019 No.12528243 File: 1.68 MB, 2076x4160, 1491894520380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519773 Get fucked wagies. Try eating tendies with this thing on. Even the Neet wins this round. t.freelancer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 08:12:14 2019 No.12528278 >>12526643 >What shits me is these grubby little startups who are basically seeking to enslave their fellow man just so they can be one of the Elites. AH, that's exactly it man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 09:03:13 2019 No.12528567 >>12528278 >AH, that's exactly it man. Are you being facetious?

Anonymous Wed Jan 23 09:11:45 2019 No.12528611

>>12524963
>Utter the word Union
>Red light starts blinking on my blinders to let all of my coworkers know that I've been flagged for corrective action and that they should avoid me at all cost
>Nobody will help you as the Amazon Enforcement Team© walks in and begins beating you with their Amazon Compliance Batons™

Anonymous Wed Jan 23 09:15:49 2019 No.12528643

This thread makes me want to invent some kind of stupid wagie monitoring system to make money off of other people's suffering

Maybe a pair of wristbands that track hand movement and words per minute or something. Give them a trendy name called "Idlehands" or something. I'm sure bosses would love that in places like factories where you need to be moving your hands constantly. Lock and key sold separately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 09:19:34 2019 No.12528659 >>12528567 No, I'm just agreeing with that statement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 09:21:15 2019 No.12528668 >>12528643 if hands are idle more than 5 seconds give them a small shock

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 09:23:45 2019 No.12528697 >>12528643 already done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbtifqF5YTk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 09:47:41 2019 No.12528853 >>12528697 >How many women are invited to meetings >How much do their manager "communicate" with them? Holy shit feminism really is the civ killer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 10:06:50 2019 No.12528984 >>12519773 late stage capitalism just keeps getting better and better. truly providing us with an increasing standard of living.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 10:07:45 2019 No.12528987 >>12519773 why does he wear the mask

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 10:10:18 2019 No.12529011 File: 2 KB, 158x160, 1548052317713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whoever designs things like this cannot be just autistic tech people - they HAVE to understand the symbolism of a literal muzzle, or a literal cage, for workers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 10:36:19 2019 No.12529209 >>12528984 >late stage This is why everyone calls commies retards This isnt a bug Ever since england sold her country and napoleon made asked for a small loan, this was the goal Most who oposed it are now either forgotten or demonized globally

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 10:37:43 2019 No.12529222 >>12529011 Design a different way to do what this device wants to accomplish. It would be an order of magnitude more cumbersome and expensive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 10:43:07 2019 No.12529261 Hmm actualy i thought this was some sex toy for those sexchatrooms for licking vagina through vibrations lol billion dollar isea for some jew

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 10:48:36 2019 No.12529304 File: 53 KB, 484x497, 2g13m4covhk11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12521951 It is the future we chose, but not wanted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 10:52:17 2019 No.12529326 >>12529011 That’s exactly who they are and why Apple is/was considered so innovative.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 10:54:29 2019 No.12529343 File: 142 KB, 800x821, 1AE1C859-EC49-4918-9A4C-5FE27FFB11EF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] added identification bumper

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 11:08:30 2019 No.12529474 >>12521322 No, you don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 11:10:27 2019 No.12529493 >>12519913 holy fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 11:12:01 2019 No.12529508 File: 43 KB, 709x625, wagecuffs by amazon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12528643 amazon already patented wagecuffs almost a year ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 11:25:13 2019 No.12529632 File: 27 KB, 485x443, 1518304925324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519913

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 11:56:46 2019 No.12529947 File: 7 KB, 217x233, images (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519773 Tell me, why does e wear thee mask?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 11:58:29 2019 No.12529964 File: 73 KB, 566x545, 1544839529068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This whole thread is BASED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 12:06:09 2019 No.12530041 >>12519888 >>12522239 kek, someone make a Wojak edit out of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 12:07:30 2019 No.12530056 >>12525055 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 12:10:06 2019 No.12530087 File: 59 KB, 515x821, 1548151638503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ALL NEW WAGESHADES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7owB0eug7IQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 13:16:09 2019 No.12530682 File: 147 KB, 249x386, 3f5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519773 Tell me, why does he wear the mask?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 13:23:48 2019 No.12530734 File: 34 KB, 400x386, 1546625827442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519913

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 13:28:16 2019 No.12530763 >>12522299 how would you breath tho? your mouth is closed too. you'd need a tube pumping air directly to your lungs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 15:09:41 2019 No.12531670 We only exist to suffer dont we?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 15:24:49 2019 No.12531842 >>12520627 I like this Cyberpunk 2077 screenshot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 15:25:59 2019 No.12531856 >>12519954 reading this sentence made me gag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 15:28:59 2019 No.12531884 >>12519913 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 15:34:16 2019 No.12531934 >>12519913 topkek holy shit, how did we go an 24 hours before someone baneposted about this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 17:14:08 2019 No.12532846 >>12531842 No, it's going to be Cyberpunk 2027 at this rate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 17:46:34 2019 No.12533097 >>12524904 You are a hard working guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 17:46:47 2019 No.12533100 File: 1.80 MB, 204x255, 1527629444945.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12520627 NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL DYSTOPIA: 2077

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 17:51:54 2019 No.12533146 File: 79 KB, 800x450, letsgoboys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12533097 4poo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 18:05:15 2019 No.12533256 File: 548 KB, 535x632, asian cia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12520134 Crashing dis market with no survivors

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 18:31:56 2019 No.12533472 >>12520302 WELCOME NEW WAGIE #2754 HERE IS YOUR PRE-USED MUZZLE ...Y-YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE THAT A RINSE OUT BEFORE PUTTING IT ON BUDGET DOESN'T COVER NEW MUZZLES FOR EVERY HIRE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 18:32:18 2019 No.12533476 >>12519773 The start of Bane. "Do you feel in charge?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 18:34:27 2019 No.12533500 >>12525055 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 18:37:09 2019 No.12533533 File: 26 KB, 692x360, 1769123_65df1caeaaa1f8ba160b87d22d8f85eb-692x360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12519913 Rest ashored. Your funds are safu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 18:38:39 2019 No.12533545 >>12529209 Yes i'm sure the pure true version of capitalism will come back and save us at any moment now.

Anonymous Wed Jan 23 18:46:02 2019 No.12533608
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>>12529343
Hi Wojak. According to your Humanyze data your productivity has improved 4% since we commenced the Blox Vox program! However, while we have optimized your visual and auditory inputs, your olfactory senses remain unaddressed. Here, take this. I expect a report this afternoon. Keep up the great work!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:10:22 2019 No.12533794 File: 661 KB, 800x821, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:15:35 2019 No.12533835 >>12524640 so glad i went back to school, working in a warehouse at 27 is hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:15:42 2019 No.12533836 >>12533794 >>12533794 If only this had the "beep beep beep" warning sound and the rotating warning light on top of the cage flashing against the background.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:20:13 2019 No.12533867 >>12533794 best iteration so far, maybe could use a shock collar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:25:55 2019 No.12533904 /biz/ confirmed for still the best board

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:37:22 2019 No.12534000 File: 679 KB, 800x821, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12533867

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:43:15 2019 No.12534053 >>12534000 sweet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:45:22 2019 No.12534068 >>12534000 Add a barcode/QRcode to the side of his head

Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:45:48 2019 No.12534072

>>12534000
This will be the future for everyone tough. The way we interact with electric devices nowadays: touchscreens, physical buttons in keyboards/mouses/controllers is probably the equivalent of a hourse buggy compared to modern cars now.

Face Recogniton and Voice controlling are the first step into this direction. Everything else listed above is just so fucking small bandwith regarding data throughput

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:51:36 2019 No.12534123 File: 682 KB, 800x821, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12534068

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:54:42 2019 No.12534155 >>12534123 The future... it fills me with fear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 19:57:10 2019 No.12534179 I have something good, keep this thread going and I’ll add it tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 20:00:07 2019 No.12534209 File: 961 KB, 800x821, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12534155

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 20:01:11 2019 No.12534219 >>12534209 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 20:26:23 2019 No.12534487 File: 2.31 MB, 390x277, throw them back in laughter.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] holy fuck my sides

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 20:43:32 2019 No.12534627 File: 23 KB, 379x344, downloadfile-1087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12525055

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 20:48:44 2019 No.12534687 >>12528243 >implying the masters of capital wouldn't fuck the freelancer in his mouth while giving him tattoos and forcing him to sacrifice his first born as blood sacrifice or other penance

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 21:17:47 2019 No.12534945 File: 149 KB, 637x1010, concerned014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12528697 "Humanyze"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 21:47:03 2019 No.12535279 lol that guy walking around in a knockoff sergey shirt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 22:11:41 2019 No.12535559 >>12533608 >tfw you will never sniff brap fumes in a self created vaccum why live

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 22:53:42 2019 No.12536023 >>12534123 He has a lot of shoulder room that isn't pressing up against other operators. Is he employee of the day to get such perks? Can we stuff a couple more operators in that cagicle?

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