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This fucker literally sacrificed $68 billion to date a random 49 year old retard.

Oh and the bitch is stupid enough to carelessly share the dickpics of the richest guy on the planet with her evil bitch of a friend.

We should invent a word that means the exact opposite of based.

>> No.12452182

His lazy eye creeps me out

>> No.12452216

>>12452154
>opposite of based

Female

>> No.12452223

You mean JUST?

>> No.12452237

>>12452154
>We should invent a word that means the exact opposite of based.
Bezos

>> No.12452267

>>12452154
> We should invent a word that means the exact opposite of based

Entrophised

>> No.12452401

did the dick pics got leaked? where can I see them?

>> No.12452405
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>>12452237
Bezosed

>> No.12452415

>>12452401
this, we need to see the dickpics otherwise this pasta is BS

>> No.12452455

>>12452415
Fact

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>>12452182
look around the elites you may notice a pattern

>> No.12452523

>>12452506
I am noticing my urges to kill all jews

>> No.12452538

Is pussy worth 68 billion? Fucking bezitos, you cuck

>> No.12452601

>>12452154

Bezos lived through the dot com bubble and knows an overspeculated market when he sees one.

His wealth is in amazon stock which he would normally never be able to liq without scaring investors.

A divorce is the perfect cover to liq multiple tens if billions of amazon stock without spooking institutional investors.

As long as he keeps most in cash (he will) and assuming amazon is overvalued by at least 50% (what's the p/e again?) Then this is the perfect opportunity to actually triple or quadruple his stack, even if he takes a 50% initial cut.

He's getting a free exit near the top and will be able to buy back in at 450/share.

I half think this is all being orchestrated by the two of them to be honest. Neither of them are dumb people and may have decided that if they're having a mutually agreed upon split then they may as well make some money off the sheep at the same time.

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>>12452182
Lazy eye that often shows only in photos is signature of autism gene. When in general population strabismus maybe 5% carry it people with autism and super high iq it is 50% that carry strabismus :)

>>12452154
There is no difference in 80b and 130b in his life satisfaction, at least he got short term pleasure. And who knows, maybe these people have hundreds of lovers

>> No.12453194

>>12452862
>There is no difference in 80b and 130b in his life satisfaction, at least he got short term pleasure.
exactly this, I would trade millions for a single little pleasure in his position. why would he even care when he's old and filthy rich, he's not going to live forever.

and that money is not burned, his soon to be ex wife may spend it or invest it even better than him.

>> No.12453206

>>12452154
Where are the dick pics?

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>>12452154
Bezos is /ourguy/. He's going to take out the Jews

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>>12453207
Yes, we all need to support him. All heil Amazon.

>> No.12453583

>>12452601
God I hope Amazon stock tanks loads over this. Back in the day (when Amazon stock shit was cheap as fuck) I missed out, well my parents did but anyway, I'm hopping this may be the chance to fix that oversight.

>> No.12453591

>>12452601
Im convinced this is exactly what is happening. A legal way to cash out from Amazon thats one step removed from Bezos. The guy is too smart to throw away tens of billions on a used up whore

>> No.12453614

>>12452154
>This fucker literally
>reffered the shady anon on binance
>https :/ / ww w. binance. com/ ? ref =3 6244789

>> No.12453723

>>12452538
No pussy that can’t have babies is worth that, that’s for full fucking sure

>> No.12453760

>>12452237
wouldn't that be JUST

>> No.12453765

>>12452216
This

>> No.12453780

>>12452237
Looooooooool

>> No.12453837

Pussy makes men do crazy things. Always has. Like pick up a bible some time.

> Hey Adam do you want to destroy paradise and allow sin to enter the world by eating this apple?
> Sure!

>> No.12453841

>>12452506
>Be Me.
>Have lazy eye.
Fast forward 20 years...
>Joins Bilderberg Group.

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