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HAMBERAAAA TIMMEEEEEEEE

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on SMG:
>>12444402

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>he fell for the bear meme

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>anon didn't buy BAC calls on the dip last friday

>> No.12450021

I'm about to go get mc donalds right now. Should I document it?

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SPX.........X

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>>12449988
nice dubs

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>he shorted at open
KEK fucking retards

>> No.12450049

>>12450021
yes

>> No.12450050
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Why are you not buying TSLA calls to support our aerospace industries and get Elon Musk on the Mars? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>12450046
Bears thought they could bet against the the golden bull

Now they in tiny cages somewhere in china

>> No.12450058

what did they meme by this >>12448436
why are me and big5 the sides of the triangle?

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Today I've witnessed the Eldritch Truth of the stock market. Fundamentals don't matter, technicals don't matter, sentiment doesn't matter. No strategy is truly applicable to the Market. Banks control the entire game. Any success is based 100% on luck. I don't know what to think anymore.

>> No.12450081

>>12450062
JPM is already severely undervalued with all the other banks, dont be surprised it went up. the largest Banks have mixed earnings every season

>> No.12450088

>>12450062
jesus christ
what took you so long senpai?

here, ill give ya the next step:
who controls all US banks?

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>>12450062
shut up fag

banks going to the god damn moon and there's nothing you can do about it

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>>12450058
its decision matrix
>What would LCIguy do if he was in a car full of kids screaming for McDonals?
>What would Teh_Profit do if he was in a car full of kids screaming for McDonals?

Triangle shows they do something in between the main options.

>> No.12450107

whats a good silver stock

>> No.12450109

>>12450081
Considering what happened at the end of this year, I'm surprised only their fixed income division took a hit. Not a bad earnings report considering the circumstances.

>> No.12450118

Why would anyone actually go to McDonald's?

They're expensive as fuck and have small portions for the price.

>> No.12450135

>>12450118
I like mcdonalds

>> No.12450139

>>12450109
bac jpm c and many other banks still have STELLar financials, Loan receivables bullish, and interest rates going up

All time highs in no time

>> No.12450141

>>12450102
>neutral good
what am i, a fucking apathetic paladin or some shit?

>> No.12450151
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>>12450102
ah yes Lawful

>> No.12450163

>mfw looking at SPY calls/puts
>$10 like 1 hour ago
>now worth $40+

What the fuck? Is this the effects of volatility?

>> No.12450166

>>12450107
SLV is literally just silver spot
its actual physical too so no contango
liquid options too

fuck all metals into the dirt while shits getting pumped tho

>> No.12450172

>he convinced his mom to sell her 800k index funds in mid December.

OH NONONONONONO

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>>12450102
>What would LCIguy do if he was in a car full of kids screaming for McDonals?
turn the music up real loud obviously

>> No.12450180

>>12450163
yes and its why strangles are baste

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Feels good to be a CGC fag this week

>> No.12450188

>>12450118
What are you buying that is so expensive?
Three Spicy McChickens is like $5 with a drink

>> No.12450191

Does anyone want to seriously explain this pump? Is it just because the previous dip was so bad and earnings are not nearly as disappointing as everyone thought?

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>>12450088
I....I know. I just never wanted to accept it.

>> No.12450205

>bears

lmaoing at your miserable lives

>> No.12450227

>>12450059
CLM cut its div by 3 cents. Is this the beginning of the end?

>> No.12450228

>>12450191
who trades during regular hours?
who trades on the bells/in AH?

get it?

>>12450199
well pow pow is actually a goy so i guess /pol/s BTFO rn

>> No.12450239

>>12450205
>>12450046
ho lee fuk, you're worse than all bitcoin maximalists combined

>> No.12450243

>>12450191
Year of the Pig effect

>> No.12450250

I think PPT is still active.

>> No.12450255

>>12450172
STOP TRYING TO TIME THE MARKET YOU 4 FIGURE PORTFOLIO HAVING SMALL SPECS

all the losers here that throw all their money away is sad for them, but good for me, becuase i buy their paniced market sells and just get even MORE money

their failure = my success

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spy is the new bitcoin

>> No.12450271

>>12450239
>WAH WAH MY PUTS ARE COMPLETELY DECAYED MOMMY CHANGE MY DIAPER WAHHH

>> No.12450278

>>12450191
There never was any recession. People are emotional and overreacted to the 10 year anniversary of the great financial crisis. This fear gained momentum and resulted in more losses. Tax loss harvesting destroyed December. We are returning to mean. SPY 320 by EOY.

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>biz is bullish due to a big yummy green crayon emerging on the price charts
Thanks just shorted 100k

>> No.12450326

These violent delights have violent ends

>> No.12450338
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Let's say you know a good biopharma penny stock that you believe will do very good in the coming year or two. How much money should you put on it? All in? 50/50 with safe index funds? What if you're a poor college student with only 1-2k to throw around?

>> No.12450350

>>12450278
>People are emotional and overreacted to the 10 year anniversary of the great financial crisis.

This. In my country, every single national newspaper ran stories about the 10y anniversary and every paper's debate section was filled with doom and gloom for weeks on end.

No wonder sentiment turned sour.

>> No.12450372

>>12450271
another female on their period, too emotional... never gonna make it

>> No.12450376

>>12450338
put on a trip and talk about it here first.. let everyone bash it and short it until you can get the stock cheaper.. then start buying and take off trip

>> No.12450389

>>12450338
>Let's say you know a good biopharma penny stock that you believe will do very good in the coming year or two.
>What if you're a poor college student with only 1-2k to throw around?

This post is about me
I personally decided to go balls to the wall with my risk tolerance and go all in on the biotech stocks, but I would recommend other people go 50/50 with safe index funds/bonds
Once GALT pans out, I'm going to do that

>> No.12450397

>>12450191

Plunge protection team and the Q&A with Yellen, Bernanke and Powell a week ago.

Also, something interested me a week ago

https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/did-the-fed-massage-december-minutes

Danielle DiMartino Booth woman is claiming that the Fed retroactively edits Fed minutes to bolster markets. I can't find anything about this elsewhere. Thoughts?

>> No.12450400

>>12450338

Enough for you to adsorb without hurting yourself financially if it turns south. That figure only you know.

>> No.12450407

>>12450269
What, spy will crash 70%?

>> No.12450414

>>12449988
Uh okay NFLX I was just kidding about the 360 down to 290 prediction hahAA don't have to really do it hahaaAA

>> No.12450417

>>12450062

Market valuations are driven by liquidity and market spirits, my nigga.

Why do you think we talk so much about the bull and the bear?

Keynes was right after all.

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>> No.12450422

>>12450269
SPY is recovering
BTC on the otherhand doesnt stand a chance

>> No.12450431

>>12450417
Wrong, it's controlled by Jews. Plain and simple. Anyone whos made money in the stock market did so by sheer luck, that it. thats literally it

>> No.12450433
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>netflix raises prices

>> No.12450438

>>12450419
BTFD?

>> No.12450447
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12450447

the real Bull starts tommrow

>> No.12450471

the truth people don't like to tell you about the stock market because they like you giving them money

In order of importance:
>savings rate (capital to invest) - doesn't matter what your % return is if you only have 100 bucks
>taking profits/protecting capital from losses. avoiding losses is much more important to compounding than making big gains
> maximizing returns - this is actually the least important because drawdowns that occur chasing "big" returns can be near impossible to recover

not a hard guess which of the 3 /smg/ focuses on. do with this what you will

>> No.12450481

>>12450447
"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

>> No.12450487

>>12450278
>>12450350

Thin trading volume, rate hikes and geopolitical uncertainty around trade.

I think January/October 2018 is going to be the retrospective top for the decade.

>> No.12450491

>>12450419
I'm beginning to think the magneshill isn't so full of shit
might pick up a few thousand shares

>> No.12450493

>>12450338
Around $0, and then I'd put the rest into SPY.

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>>12450471
Fucking this. Defending against losses is one of the most important things you can do.

Why I made this graph in the first place.

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>>12450447
this but calls instead

>> No.12450526

>>12450438
>BTFD?

>>12450491
>might pick up a few thousand shares

Of course. Grab some, it's a cheapy.

>> No.12450532

>>12450512
what are inversion bonds?

>> No.12450546

>>12450512
how do I defend against losses? just selling when its up a lot?

>> No.12450549

>>12449988
Potential swing trade with First Majestic Silver, has fallen 10% today despite reporting record production yesterday.
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSX-FR/
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/first-majestic-produces-record-22-120000684.html?.tsrc=rss

>> No.12450574

>>12450532
It's not a kind of bond. It's the strategy outlined in the title of the graph with the safehaven asset being bonds.

>>12450546
If you're invested in the market as a whole it comes down identifying when you're late cycle, most notably through the yield curve and other recession indicators. But otherwise, more generally, yes. Pay attention to what causes new highs and try to understand whether its sustainable or not. I sold cracker barrel on its exact year highs because I saw its good earning report and figured that the impact wouldn't last.

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Dax, euro stoxx 50 etc. are lagging super badly now. No recovery yet at all, looking real baaad here for european indecies.

Nikkei holding better and strong jpy atm

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>>12450431

>Wrong, it's controlled by Jews. Plain and simple. Anyone whos made money in the stock market did so by sheer luck, that it. thats literally it

Liquidity is controlled by Jews via the Federal Reserve. As soon as Trump puts a goy in charge he starts reigning in capital expansion via higher interest rates.

Market sentiment is in large part influenced by Jews via the media.

>> No.12450586

Cashing out all my SPYD into BST
It's time to retire at 40
>>12449988
I feel I was misplaced!

>> No.12450591

>>12450574
i dont get it

are you saying when you think a recession is coming you start buying bonds with your monthly capital investments, then when we switch back bullish you start buying up the cheap equities?

>> No.12450593

>>12450574
So with safehaven assets, you mean re-adjusting a portfolio into bonds before a yield curve inversion?

Am I understanding you correct?

>> No.12450594

>>12450526
I see the potential in this. Going to read up on it some more and by EOD I will make my decision.

>> No.12450601

>>12450471
wrong. in order of importance

>live a moral life, do not cheat and swindle. lend a helping hand to your community and family
>do something you enjoy and love
>raise a family to do the same
then what you said

>> No.12450603

>>12450581
They control both the media and the federal reserve, theres no way around this, the two work hand in hand to do their bidding

>> No.12450629

>>12450591
That's one way of doing it, but the model is based around what happens if you sell your equity investment and put it into bonds after a yield curve inverts. There is, however, capital gains tax you'd have to deal with. I took it into account with a flat 25% cut each time you sell.

>>12450593
After a yield curve inversion, but yes.

>> No.12450631

Is tehre any website to check out how divvys i would have gotten if i got paid cash or how it would have done if i had DRIPped instead? Including monthly principal increases, i cant find anwhere that will tell me all this info

>> No.12450633

>>12450603
Yeah, today has truly taught me the final lesson I needed. I feel free. I'm just going to throw my money around now. Random walk. I don't give a shit anymore.

>> No.12450634

>>12450629
I see. Thanks mate.

>> No.12450639

>>12450603

That's exactly what I said.

>> No.12450648

First

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>>12450419
baste magnefag

plus oil is gonna be the ACTUAL golden bull this year anyways
just look at natgas rn

>> No.12450663

>>12450431
>>12450633
Are you guys literally blaming stochasticity on jews? lol

>> No.12450664

>>12450653
is that magneshill?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

>> No.12450665

>>12450603
yes you idiot. this market is rigged to only go up. oh no! bad news!

>> No.12450667

>>12450633

Why are you so despondent? What call of yours turned out wrong?

The market was going to rally after December. I'm a bear who realized this.

>> No.12450668

Markets gone stagnant , wtf?

>> No.12450672

>>12450668
Brexit vote in an hour.

>> No.12450676

>>12450663
Filtered

>> No.12450683

>>12450575
>shorted GBP/JPY yesterday evening
:^)

>> No.12450687
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>>12450663
the world is ran on the jewish physics. of course, it's also the jewish axioms in the jewish mathematics. it's all rigged.

>> No.12450690

>>12450663
I use to hate Jews until I realized they were a false flag for the [[[groups]]] really in power

>> No.12450692

>>12450672
oh...fucking great....

>> No.12450697

>>12450672

Surely the vote failing has been baked into the market at this stage.

If anything, the vote passing and a rally in the pound is the potential black swan for today.

>> No.12450720

>>12450697

Also potential black swan: vote fails and May resigns as PM. That'd shake the markets.

Though I think she is too stubborn and stupid to do that.

>> No.12450728

Hard to bake something like this in. If the vote goes through, restored hope in a functioning process might cause a huge positive sentiment swing. On the other hand, it could also show that holy shit the EU is actually crumbling.

If the vote is rejected, maybe we get sideways with a little downward trajectory due to more bureaucratic wrangling. Alternative: It's been baked in from the start and we keep going up on whatever sentiment we have now.

Too many layers in play to try to guess as one of the little people.

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goldman sachs moving some of their money from their shares into gold is causing this sideway movement...

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>>12450672
KILL THE EU
DO IT NOW FAGGOTS
ALSO FROGS WITHDRAW ALL UR YUROSHEKELS AT ONCE
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>> No.12450759

>>12450663
It's not the Jews. I'm not a /pol/tard. It's the giant entities with way more money and resources that we have. It's a collective.
>>12450667
I'm not being despondent. I've been flat cash for a while now. I just see what's really going on now. Listen. JP Morgan just missed on top and bottom. There is literally, metaphorically, actually, unironically, absolutely no reason that the stock should be rallying. Zero. Not just JP Morgan. The entire market. Earnings are shit. The government is shut down. Market leaders like Apple/Tech are loosing money. We're in a trade war Netflix raises prices and gaps up 10%. All of this on impossibly low volume. Today seen pure overt market manipulation. Anybody who hasn't is either blind or delusional.

>> No.12450764

>>12450742
thx goldman bro

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>>12450742

When you pretend to be retarded, this actually attracts actual retards into the discussion.

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>>12450759
THAT IS THE POINT. IT IS MANIPULATED. DO NOT QUESTION THEIR MOTIVES. JUST BUY.

>> No.12450775

>>12450751
I'm with you, psycho-anon.

>> No.12450780

I like to think that the vote in the UK is baked in but Wall St is never to be trusted. Thinking of closing all positions desu.

>> No.12450794

>>12450769
>Just buy
That's exactly what they want us to do.... Strange how the market is just hovering exactly at 2600.....

>> No.12450805

>>12450759

>It's a collective.

Of Jews.

Seriously though, Jews have control of finance vastly disproportional to their numbers. That's why they are dangerous. And they aren't misers, they either buy influence or guilt trip people into doing their bidding.

We have to use the predictability of the Jew against him.

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>>12450780
all of current info is priced in. unknown info is not priced in.

>> No.12450809

>>12450759
Market rises because rich people have a lot of money to invest and not many good places to put it, hence the demand for equities as a whole is quite high. Only thing that will bring the market crashing down is corporate defaults and bankruptcies. When fear takes over greed.

>> No.12450810

>>12450780
just wait for after the bloodmoon desu
bloodmoons literally always cause a sell off

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>>12450751
*snap*

>> No.12450815

Buying some VXX for this Brexit thing, we are fucked in the ass m8.

>> No.12450818

>>12450794
Stop it with the conspiracy theories goy, and if you really want to be free stop checking the news. That stuff is made to make you believe the opposite of what is happening.

>> No.12450821

>>12450794
Yes, so take a leap of faith and buy a QQQ call.

>> No.12450825

>>12450813
fucking die already you O L D F U C K

>> No.12450829

>>12450813
>backwards hands
WARREN BUFFETT CONFIRMED ALIEN

>> No.12450837

>>12450825
Warren Buffett is going to live forever!

>> No.12450839

>>12450805
It's not just the Jews. Don't forget about the Eternal Anglo, the Saudis.There's power cabals of all verities.

>> No.12450847

>>12450818
this desu
baste jew

we all made some good money buying every contrive chink dip last year

>> No.12450851

SN looking real nice.....

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What are we buying today fellow goyim?

>> No.12450862

>>12449988
If you want the next mbot (800+% ytd), I suggest looking into TMDI

>> No.12450867

>>12450852
nflx puts

>> No.12450868

>>12450852
uhhh s-shorting mbot Mr. Shekelbergstein

>> No.12450889

>>12450852
BA, LMT, GS, JPM, TSLA, and GOOGL

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alright I made up my mind on MNGA

>> No.12450905

>>12450893
why??

why is anyone buying this stock??

WHY???

>> No.12450908

>>12450905
says LCIguy >>12450905

>> No.12450917

>>12450905
scared money don't make money pussy boi

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>>12450893
Thanks going to throw 2k at it

>> No.12450926
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>>12450905
becuz magnefag is HAWT and we want his CAWK

>> No.12450930
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>>12450672
got EURO long in
ready for moon mission to 1.6

>>12450151
me happy it pleases you master @_@

>>12450141
no it because youd already have food scheduled planned out

>>12450178
ha knew it

>>12450586
it because you would not have enough money for mcdonals :<

>> No.12450936

This MNGA stuff looks cheap enough to pick some up and make a few extra shekels too.

>> No.12450937

>>12450926
>>12450917
the retardation in this thread is becoming unreal

>> No.12450950
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>>12450937
u better make ur next move real carefully there pardner

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12450953

Fuck it, I'll open a small position. Let's go to the Moon boys.

>> No.12450965

>>12450953
Already started with the random walk i see...

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>>12450930
>it because you would not have enough money for mcdonals
I have never been so insulted in my life >:( VERY RUDE

>> No.12450968

>>12450930
I consider myself more true neutral than lawful neutral, but that would be my reaction in that situation

>> No.12450974

Everytime i've seen people itt buying one particular stock and posting their position... i don't think i've ever really seen it end well...

>> No.12450985
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>>12450953
fuckin a...mad man did it
cheers big guy!

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>>12450974
WRONG ANSWER PARDNER

>> No.12450998

>>12450985
>>12450953
now lets see that he bought it.. i didn't see his order go through the tape...

>> No.12451002

>>12450974
ok you have to be a fucking troll trip lmfao
ive suspected it before but this confirms it

>> No.12451016

>>12450998
yikes...the foul attitude coming from your direction is off putting to say the least

F I L T E R ED

>> No.12451022
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>>12451002
big5 continually blurs the lines between pretending and seriously being retarded
one of the greatest trips of our time desu

>> No.12451026

>>12450663
75% is Jew controlled, the rest is stochasticity/natural normie reactions to things

>> No.12451036

>>12450376
>this is what tripturds actually think

>> No.12451038

>>12450665
The market is a tool from extracting FIAT from the serfs to the Elites. Its worked very well so far

>> No.12451041

Just bought some MNGA, heard nothing but good things about it!

>> No.12451046

>>12450953
>>12450893
while you guys at it, buy some cheap GPRO!!!
its 100% garenteed for hit $8 this yearr

>> No.12451048

Good luck on your penny stocks anons. you've got riskier balls than myself. my next purchase will likely be cost averaging my AAPL shares

>> No.12451073
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>>12451046
Deans to Flip

>> No.12451074

how dangerous is it for me to hold 4/18 $30 T Puts through earnings

>> No.12451076

>>12451048
Everyone is on the magnegas train (fueld by magnegas ofcourse) and you're over there licking Tim Cook's crusty blown out ass. Have some self respect and ride this wave with us..

>> No.12451087

>>12451048
Nobody's posted order confirmations tho?

>> No.12451090

somebody explain to me how divvys can ever be useful

if you have literally $250k of KO, you get less than $10k ANNUALLY in divvys, thats bordering on negligible for such a giant amount of capital

>> No.12451109

>>12451087
Mine hasn't filled yet.

>> No.12451113
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12451113

Looking at long term investing, why would anyone invest in DOW index funds over S&P index funds?

The S&P massively outperforms so why bother? I don't even understand why they exist.

>> No.12451138
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>>12451113
DOD outperforms all

>> No.12451156

>>12451113
historically the S&P has outperformed the dow but in the future that might change. also you might buy the dow as part of a larger portfolio. also everyone buys the sp anyway

>the 105 S&P 500-indexed mutual funds tracked by Lipper total a whopping $181.9 billion in assets,
>there are only three Dow-indexed funds in Lipper's database, and they hold a mere $148.5 million.

>> No.12451158

>>12451113
DOW has been rekting S&P in returns past few years, what you talking about kek

>> No.12451170

>>12451087
nobody here is actually buying.. it's just a bunch of plebbit posters trying to get rid of their bags

>> No.12451187

>>12451170
>he actually believes this
Y I K E S

>> No.12451194

Why yes, my boyfriend and I are both bearish this market seems EXTREMELY toxic

>> No.12451198

lonks to watch the EU fuck itself live

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-46868194
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/46874049

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what am i doing

>> No.12451212

>>12451198
youtube links in case those are region locked for ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Nt-ByDGEM

>> No.12451214

>>12451212
Thanks.

>> No.12451222

>>12451090
>what is compound interest

>> No.12451226
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12451226

Is SFIX the next LCI? Once I get out of my LCI, it's time to start buying SFIX...

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>>12451198
get read for galactic euro mission

>> No.12451235

>>12451198
I dont get the whole May thing. I respect her a lot but I always thought she was a remainer. Is she pushing this because she believes she must act with the will of the people or is she an exiter?

>> No.12451236

uh oh, major resistance is now becoming support. watch the fuck out

>> No.12451250

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!! DID THEY VOTE OR NOT!?!

>> No.12451253

>>12451235
i think shes a politician and is trying to do what ill get her votes desu

>>12451234
will this effect the euro more or GBP?
thoughts

>> No.12451258

>>12451226
2 billion market cap?? might be a little hard to turn around imo.. will need some good good news

I've been looking at OSTK.. if bitcoin stablizes above 3k long enough i think OSTK could be a good buy.. until then i'm just watching... Also MDXG if they can release a fucking Q

>> No.12451262

>>12451212
What the fuck, Brit political meetings sound based, this guy is just yelling shit. How did they go so wrong?

>> No.12451264

>>12451250
>QQQ id
wtf go long now

>> No.12451273

What's up with those retards just yelling Yay or Nay?

Is this actually how government is run?

>> No.12451278
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12451278

LONG QQQ, YOU CANT LOSE WITH THE JEWS.

>> No.12451279

>>12451262
yea it looks pretty fun, doesnt it?

>> No.12451281

i cant watch this british thing since im in america

why is this geo gated what is europes PROBLEM

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R8 pls. Should i sell Nintendo today?

>> No.12451283

>>12451273
its fun

>> No.12451288

>>12451273
they walk through the doors to vote (whats happening now)
the yelling is just cause theyre fucking limeys and to feel it out

>> No.12451289

>>12451281
Not the youtube link either?

>> No.12451294

>>12451289
that one works but is it over? what happened?

>> No.12451296
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12451296

I have purchased 194 more shares of LCI.

I have also purchased 260 more shares of GALT.

I'm SMG meme champion of the day.

>> No.12451295

>>12451262
I agree. Their system of cross examination screaming works really well at parliament

>> No.12451298

In this market everything from shit earnings to a hard brexit is already priced in, therefore we can only go up.

>> No.12451302

>>12451258
Also looking at SPKE for a long term hold if it doesn't swing
Maybe AAOI, FNKO, PETS. Basically just potential squeezes with positive P/E desu
>>12451262
>>12451273
I wish Americans screamed at each other like this during meetings, fucking based.
Link me to where you;re watching?

>> No.12451303

>>12451281
youtube strom senpai >>12451212

>>12451288
>>12451273
also, this is them voting on an amendment, not the actual exit yet

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>>12451296
why no one buy GPRO ;_;

>> No.12451312

>>12451296
you forgot to buy magnebraps

>> No.12451321

>>12451310
Because even this thread knows it's terrible kek

>> No.12451322
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12451322

ALT

>> No.12451328

LOCK THE DOOOOOOOOORS

>> No.12451333

>>12451310
because I lost 100 dollars on it in 2017 and never look back

>> No.12451335
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12451335

THEY JUST LOCKED THE DOORS AT THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
VOTE INCOMING
LOCK THE DOOOOOOOOORS

>> No.12451339

>>12451310
GPRO is for losers

>> No.12451342

>>12451253
a motion to stay very bullish for euro while semi bearish for pound

>> No.12451343

>>12451296
Why not NBR? going to $8.50

>> No.12451344

>>12451335

They'll hammer out a deal. Neither side wants this shutdown to continue much longer.

>> No.12451349

>>12451335
Announcement will be in an hour.

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>lock the doors
>May stands up and starts reading off names for execution

>> No.12451358

>>12451344
Wrong continent, bub.

>> No.12451363

>>12451353
is May /ourgril/?

>> No.12451364

who the fuck just screamed in the british stream

>> No.12451371

Why did they lock the doors?

>> No.12451380

>>12451016
i have this fuck filtered on multiple machines. he probably lost all of his money on LCI.

>> No.12451383

>>12451344
America doesn't matter today, it's bongland time

>> No.12451390

>>12451371
If they don't, Banksy comes in and starts causing mischief. It's a British political tradition.

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>>12451371
because of the gas

>> No.12451393

>>12451302
I'm going to screen when i get out of LCI.. don't know when that'll be.. it could take a week to get to $20 or it could take a month.. either way those fundamentals could change by then... I got in on ENPH it's looking alright for now..

>>12451310
GPRO will have its day... for now... its just whatever..

>> No.12451400

>>12450188
not in europe anon. here its all shit pebble tiny portions for 10 euros.

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>>12451383
>it's bongland time

You mean the United British Caliphate?

>> No.12451404

>>12451335
thats literally the opposite of what that means senpai
lock the doors means the votes over

this was only on an amendment tho
soon...

>>12451383
this
were at the mercy of the bongs
frankly i hope they get it
they dserve the same shot we had when we told them to piss off

>> No.12451409

what are you plays after the leave vote?

yea
>buy 1000 shares of GIS @$42
nea
>buy 1000 shares of GIS @41.82

>> No.12451412

>>12451403
probably not anymore, in an hour or so
shits gon CHANGE

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>>12451412
>shits gon CHANGE

suuuure it will

>> No.12451424

>>12451393
B-be sure to tell us when you get out. Please.
LCI short float is still at 54% though. MDXG has an even higher at 62.42%

>> No.12451425

>>12451409
The GIS Kiss

60 by 2020

>> No.12451426

volatility rising. get ready to rumbleeeee

>> No.12451430

>>12451400
man, that's tragic

I guess all of those welfare leeches need them NEETbux

>> No.12451445

>>12451424
>MDXG has an even higher at 62.42%
MDXG seems to be fucking up on some shit.. i'm watching it forsure tho.. shit is unreal..

>> No.12451451

OOOO DAAA

>> No.12451450

ORDER
ORDER
OOOOOOOORDDDDDDDDAA

>> No.12451452

God reading the conversation on Yahoo finance is hilarious. It's like Boomer's that are too old to go to Reddit trying to act intelligent. I think I may have found the dumbest group on the internet.

They're all shorting of course.

>> No.12451462

OH MY GOD

>> No.12451464

>>12451212
sounds like "no" to me

>> No.12451471

everybody is leaving, did they forget to lock the doors?

>> No.12451472

Can someone who is fluent in Bonganese translate what the fuck just happened

>> No.12451475

>>12451358

Oooooooh. Brexit. Gotcha.

>> No.12451479

>>12451471
Clear the fucking Lobby

>> No.12451482

>>12451472
the UK just annexed poland
war soon brother

>> No.12451492

OOODA AAAYEEE NOOOO

>> No.12451496

Live vote updates:
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/46874049
Results any moment now.

>> No.12451497

>>12451471
/our man/ Jeremy started masterbating in the lobby so they had to clear out to let him finish

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aaaaaaaand we are back

>> No.12451500

>>12451464
that amendment was something to do with the govt powers backstop in avoiding hard brexit.

that was just their first attempt
it aint over yet, but complete hard brexit can still be delayed somewhat by govt

its fucking happening tho
everyone knows it

dont take my word on it tho, i never took british civics classes

>> No.12451514

>>12451482

They go for a pee break or what? I just hopped on the live stream. Bunch of milling around and bong chatter.

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>tfw no wheelchair british politician gf

>> No.12451523

my VXX and TLT is mooning does that mean they voted for the fuck the EU in the ass hard brexit?

>> No.12451525

EVERYTHINGS IN FREE FALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12451526
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12451526

BASTE JEW

this is how it works

>> No.12451530

Why would BREXIT have any fucking relation to TQQQ
Why am i crashing right now
Fucking gay and wierd

>> No.12451533

These europoors are ruining my special bullrun

>> No.12451536

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING. A SPITFIRE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE. THE BONGS ARE BOMBING BERLIN

>> No.12451544

Results expected around 2:40.

>> No.12451549

>>12451533
>These europoors
not for long

>>12451536
FINALLY

>> No.12451551
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

>> No.12451554

>>12451526
so wait what was the question and did the ayes have it?

>> No.12451557
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>>12451445
Here's my weekly short float tracker for lolz, to keep track of shorts movements. LCI still way up there

>> No.12451561

NO, KEEP GOING DOWN
DONT STOP MY QQQ PUTS ARE ON THE LINE
GO DOWN U FUCKKKKK

>> No.12451563
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12451563

ATVI for long run yes/no?

>> No.12451565

m-mommy?

>> No.12451569

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT GUY SHOUTING LOCK THE DOOOOOOOOORS

>> No.12451577

>>12451557
nice.. you should put ENPH on there

i want LCI up at like 10 before shorts start decreasing.. that would be beautiful

>> No.12451579

>>12451554
that was >>12451500

this next one is the actual brexit i believe

judging by how our markets are peeling out all of a sudden, theyre leaving, just not IMMEDIATELY

>> No.12451585

>>12451561

I covered my nasdaq short when resistance broke this morning. Imminent downward movement no longer indicated according to muh t&a.

>> No.12451591

how many jerk offs are in this legislator? And are they stopping to have tea before the vote or do they have to wait until after the vote?

>> No.12451601

FUCK BRITAIN

>> No.12451602
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>>12451563
I kind of think they are angling to be bought out. They've been becoming a casual, all-humor-no-soul company for a while. So the move to mobile gaming isn't a surprise, they flat out said they were going to do that a long time ago.

With bungie let loose and no solid plans on PC games I think they could go 90% mobile and 10% PC. I think they are going to get eaten by the Chinese.

They don't look healthy at the moment but they haven't announced what their mobile games are. They have a lot in development with no news on them.

Its iffy but I think its around its bottom right now unless the market tanks further.

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>>12451591
>And are they stopping to have tea before the vote

They have to pray to Allah first

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>>12451569
take a look at his slag wife (left)
r8

>> No.12451609

Canadian Tire in bull hammer on the day with bounce off lower short term rising trend line. Next leg up incoming.

>> No.12451619

ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BY 300 VOTES

>> No.12451620

OOOO DAAAA
O DA!

NOES HAVE IT
MAY BTFO

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12451622

Brexit is already priced in you retarded newfags

>> No.12451625

damn
wasnt expecting that
BTFO

>> No.12451627

by 230 votes, a large margin

>> No.12451629

>>12451619
okay like 200
Poor Mrs. May

>> No.12451632

>>12451622
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12451634

>>12451622
shhhhh let the retards short the bottom again

>> No.12451635

OOOY OY!!!

BOOOOO!!! YAAAAAAY! OOOOOYY!

ODOOOOOORRR

Bongs house is even sillier than the Canadian one.

>> No.12451640

>>12451627
hard brexit incoming
>>12451622
is market retardation priced in?

>> No.12451646
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12451646

WE BULL NOW

>> No.12451647

>>12451629
looks like she aint done yet tho

>>12451640
hard brexit is literally impossible now

>> No.12451652

>>12451622
Naisu. Good on the UK!

>> No.12451659

maybe now britain can finally fix the shitskin problem. would be nice to have more island nations that can remain safe for the future.

>> No.12451660

damn
mays a bit more baste than i thought she was

>> No.12451662

>>12451647
>hard brexit is literally impossible now
so they rejected the EU deal and they dont want to hold another referendum, which logically means they will accept the EU deal and have another referendum.

>> No.12451668

Looks like hard Brexit will crash the global economy. Why are UK so stupid. They are killing my tendies.

>> No.12451672

Think she's going to resign?

>> No.12451673

MOTION OF NO CONFIDENCE TABLED

OOOOOY

>> No.12451676

YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.12451680

>>12451660
this fuckng faggot tho
holy shit
what a fucking nigger
"WE SPEAK ON BEHALF OF THE BRITISH PEOPLE"
"BY VOTING UNILATERALLY AGAINST THE BRITISH PEOPLE"

>> No.12451681

IF UR IN EUROPE YOU BETTER BE 80% CASH

>> No.12451682
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12451682

She got roasted by a fucking commie
SAD!

>> No.12451688

Why are the markets recovering?

>> No.12451694

>>12451681
Europe is dead and gone, it's a globalist super state now run by uneletced elitist bureaucrats

>> No.12451701

>>12451688
Because you're a qt and will succeed in life.

>> No.12451703

>>12451688
See
>>12451298

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>>12451680

>>12451688
its a no

>> No.12451706

UK IS ABOUT TO BE AN "EMERGING MARKET" LUL

>> No.12451713

>Retarded Parliament member: I think that BLAH BLAH BLAH
>Absolutely based Judge man: This isnt the time for that
repeat forever

>> No.12451714

>>12450908
quit feeding the tripfags no one gives a shit that someone said something go read the fucking comment

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>>12451577
I got to get out of LCI before the earnings report on February 7th, I don't want to ride that train

>> No.12451719
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12451719

>>12451694
>uneletced
And unaccountable and opaque.

>> No.12451728

>>12451718
You might like this comfy!
http://www.highshortinterest.com/

>> No.12451730

>>12451706
Should I keep my short on gbp or exit now? Kek

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>>12451706

>> No.12451748
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12451748

britbongs BTFO

>> No.12451749

>>12451718
the earnings shouldn't be bad.. jsp agreement still in place..

>> No.12451763

Yahoo Finance is unironically the best place to check the market.

>> No.12451766

So wait did they just voted to for more diversity, to throw good resources at foreign nations. and to be Germany's bitch? I have no idea what any of this means.

>> No.12451776

>>12451730
who knows
this aint over. debate tomorrow
but FX isnt something you wanna leave on indefinitely
unless youre on REALLY low lev

honestly tho, the longer this goes on, the worse for the UK

>> No.12451779

>>12451763

They were until they fucked with their charts a couple of years ago.

>> No.12451791

>>12451766
they voted to once again block the referendum to brexit that was cast almost 3 years ago

the reason is because their house is a bunc of EU sock accounts basiclly

>> No.12451802

brexit!

>>12451794
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>> No.12451804

AHAHAHA we are mooning. brexit priced in.

>> No.12451829

>>12451791
So what was the point of the referendum if their government isn't going to carry out the will of the people?

>> No.12451840

Based DB fueling on the launchpad

>> No.12451852

>>12451804
brexit isnt happening rn you retarded nigger

>>12451829
lmao
i dunno
this is EXACTLY why we kicked their limey asses out tho
some things never change