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/smg/ - Succulent McDonalds General Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:34:10 2019 No.12444402 [Reply] [Original]

mcdonalds mcdonalds mcdonalds !
we eating mcdonalds for lunch tomarrow edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on SMG:
>>12440550

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:36:55 2019 No.12444422 File: 62 KB, 426x364, 280C505F-9454-4B31-A313-3C98FCB17397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night /smg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:37:41 2019 No.12444429 File: 168 KB, 300x404, 3b7momjcp8cy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yummy burgers forever Also nat gas to $4. Minimum. Also short the nasdaq.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:38:42 2019 No.12444436 >>12444422 Nighty night, huckleberry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:39:55 2019 No.12444442 File: 259 KB, 696x996, e3aba72215ceeff83131097ef11e68d0998e79c8_hq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444429 Ratsu buying us all hambugas from mcdonalds tomorrow ^_^

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:40:55 2019 No.12444451 File: 28 KB, 432x347, F82B3B8GOMNRT97.LARGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] QQQ.... X

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:41:58 2019 No.12444466 >>12444442 boy I sure regret reading the other stuff by the author

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:43:52 2019 No.12444485 File: 46 KB, 462x500, AnimuQuestion9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if Donald had Mickey D's deliver or if he sent secret service out to retrieve the whole order at a drive through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:44:10 2019 No.12444487 File: 171 KB, 424x362, goodnight biz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444422 night anon

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Mon Jan 14 22:45:22 2019 No.12444498 File: 184 KB, 944x1058, 1547419325571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If LCI tanks tomorrow I will kill myself, screencap this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:47:45 2019 No.12444518 >>12444422 night bud >>12444498 capped (you shouldn't though, bud) Green tomorrow, gainz tomorrow should be nice

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Mon Jan 14 22:48:09 2019 No.12444522 >>12444485 I think the Whitehouse has restaurants in the basement iirc. I know they have a Subway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:49:15 2019 No.12444532 >>12444522 That's less fun.

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:53:30 2019 No.12444565
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>>12444466
kek

Modern Stories of the Bizarre was his last kino
classic depression core, if it doesnt make you sad, you prob have no soul kek
its very safe for say Mai Chan was his best work tho

he not keep his deep mental illness going though, eventually he got better and creativeness of his work diminished. He transitioned into black comedy with Death Panda, his drawing style atrocious now ;_;

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Mon Jan 14 22:53:37 2019 No.12444566 File: 746 KB, 647x583, 1545762406529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444532 >tfw you get a security clearance to wage cuck in but Whitehouse basement

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:55:29 2019 No.12444585 File: 291 KB, 1024x633, WhiteHouseRestaurant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444566 I did a search for 'whitehouse restaurants' and google provided this. Buy em by the sack. Also long KO, apparently.

>>	pendulumisafaggot !uucIbqjoOQ Mon Jan 14 22:56:21 2019 No.12444598 >>12444566 I wonder if they're paid more to wagecuck in the WH >>12444522 But really...subway of all things?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:57:02 2019 No.12444604 >>12444565 Hell Season literally made me gag kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:58:57 2019 No.12444618 >>12444522 You're probably thinking of the pentagon.

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:03:53 2019 No.12444648
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>>12444402
Just got back from traveling and guess what hasn't changed? Bear faggots getting BTFO shorting the absolute bottom for the last 2 weeks. Bet you retards have SPY puts overnight LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:07:17 2019 No.12444696 >>12444648 Im KEKing Bears about to get LIQUIDATED for the 3rd week in a row

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Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:10:15 2019 No.12444740
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Time to die, bulls.

Your fake liquidity spigot from the fed is closed. Companies are saddled with debt. No more stock buybacks. Boomers are retiring and need to cash out. Zoomers aren't buying stocks.

Time to die.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Mon Jan 14 23:10:58 2019 No.12444748 >>12444648 They STILL haven't learned

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:11:57 2019 No.12444756
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>>12444522
they probably have a backdoor tunnel to the underground malls in DC

those tunnels connects virtually (and possibly literally) everything in DC

do you niggas even been to crystal city?

t. my father was a fed, i got to tour a ton of off limit parts of DC back before 9/11

seen the closed to the public underlevels (basements n such) of just about every single national monument in that city

>>	pendulumisafaggot !uucIbqjoOQ Mon Jan 14 23:13:02 2019 No.12444765 >>12444756 Yeah I grew up in NOVA, but honestly don't remember much about DC outside of the museums.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:15:19 2019 No.12444777 Gillette: The best a ma'am can get.

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:15:38 2019 No.12444783

>>12444740
Young adults simply don't get cable when they move out of the house anymore. They pay the ~$12 and get Netflix. I wouldn't jump on the train now with calls. but I can't say it isn't worth the valuation. Earnings this week will move it one way or the other.

>>12444696
>>12444756
Beartards though since it went down for a month or so it has to do that forever. They actually expect the great depression 2 everyday and get burned. LMAO at their life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:18:39 2019 No.12444802 >>12444783 Netflix is simply indicative of the carnage that will ensue when the market sobers up off it's decade long Quantative Easing binge.

pendulumisafaggot !uucIbqjoOQ Mon Jan 14 23:19:05 2019 No.12444811

>>12444783
>They pay the ~$12 and get Netflix.
they use a family members, hardly anyone pays for netflix

Besides, investors are looking at their continued international growth. Netflix won (and started) the domestic market years ago. Either way I wouldn't gamble on the earnings since netflix's business model of hemorrhaging money isn't sustainable, but works for now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:19:57 2019 No.12444821 File: 90 KB, 832x597, Gillette.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444777 Comments section on the vide is glorious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:24:23 2019 No.12444864 >>12444648 absolutely based

>>	pendulum !nvKJ1UzZyY Mon Jan 14 23:25:23 2019 No.12444878 File: 99 KB, 476x1030, fuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guys, I need help...

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:25:50 2019 No.12444881
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>>12444765
(the underground is mostly tunnels that look like the ones in "They Live" and also huge columns in giant empty concrete rooms

i think a majority are for flood irrigation, but there was a few different colored painted lines leading out of quite a few...

most were damp and dank though from what i remember
and very dark, every light down there was turned off

basically pic related, but one or two yellow or red lines leading towards the edges, and the columns were greco-roman style
and all of the light bulbs were turned off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:26:34 2019 No.12444888 File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1547010878091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444878 >biz meme stocks

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Mon Jan 14 23:27:00 2019 No.12444890 >>12444878 Try going back in time and not buying MNGA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:27:10 2019 No.12444893 >>12444881 Neat.

>>	Pendulum !nvKJ1UzZyY Mon Jan 14 23:27:45 2019 No.12444897 File: 179 KB, 1000x563, me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444890 dude stop using my trip! fuck off!

>>	pendulumisafaggot !uucIbqjoOQ Mon Jan 14 23:28:48 2019 No.12444909 >>12444878 >>12444897 kek nice trip >>12444881 Interesting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:28:58 2019 No.12444910 >>12444878 try not buying trash penny stocks, bud

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Mon Jan 14 23:29:11 2019 No.12444913 >>12444897 Sorry if you expected to get upvotes and ebin karma here for losing money

>>	Pendulum !nvKJ1UzZyY Mon Jan 14 23:30:14 2019 No.12444925 >>12444909 thanks! did I mention I love ingesting nigger sperm? >>12444910 oh well, ya live and learn ay? ha ha ha braaaaaaaaaaaaap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:30:57 2019 No.12444936 >>12444925 post nudes

>>	pendulumisafaggot !uucIbqjoOQ Mon Jan 14 23:35:07 2019 No.12444974 File: 322 KB, 2602x1354, 1543008506180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444925 Man now I'm rooting for that pennymeme to moon so you can at least breakeven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:36:49 2019 No.12444988 >>12444821 Fucking kek’d

Pendulum !nvKJ1UzZyY Mon Jan 14 23:38:19 2019 No.12445003

>>12444974
I kind of want it to tank so I can have an excuse to drive to my local ghetto and take as many people with me if you catch my drift ha ha ha
oh man, look at the time...I gotta get going, this big black dildo isn't going to stuff itself into my BUSTED faggot ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:43:20 2019 No.12445054 >>12445003 c-c-ool mang

>>	pendulumisafaggot !uucIbqjoOQ Mon Jan 14 23:47:24 2019 No.12445098 File: 25 KB, 564x544, 1541727701631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445003 based and pendulumpilled

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Jan 14 23:47:47 2019 No.12445101 >>12444498 Let the shorts trap themselves.. give it time.. the float is getting locked

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:47:58 2019 No.12445103 >>12444974 Man, why the fuck do white people worship Christ. That shit is pure poison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 23:59:33 2019 No.12445211 Comfy is the shortest person here, no?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Jan 14 23:59:46 2019 No.12445213 >>12445003 >>12444974 SN could make a better play......

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:03:18 2019 No.12445249 >>12445211 bagholder is 4'11 and pretty sure Grim is an unironic midget

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:03:30 2019 No.12445252 >>12445213 SN looks really juicy. Gonna buy 5000 shares tomorrow. Thanks for the tip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:04:41 2019 No.12445266 wtf bumping up on 2600 for like the 5th time in a week. we're either going up or down with conviction tomorrow

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:10:31 2019 No.12445312
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So is the lean hog price like, per 1 hog or two hogs or is it by weight of hog. If you buy a group of hogs is it like buying a ton of hog and rounded up to the nearest whole hog?

Also lean hogs are down.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jan 15 00:11:26 2019 No.12445317 >>12445211 I'M FUCKING 6'1 >>12445101 Yeah I'm not too worried desu, I'll give it a month

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:13:19 2019 No.12445333 >>12445312 it says 40,000 pounds per contract, not sure how many Hogs that is

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue Jan 15 00:13:55 2019 No.12445341 >>12445317 >Yeah I'm not too worried desu, I'll give it a month imo shorts haven't even started to cover. I think longs are still slowly buying and shorts are actually still shorting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:14:00 2019 No.12445345 File: 626 KB, 1200x1729, girlsform158 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444402 How much is everyone investing a month? I'm putting in $600 and I want to know if I can make it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:14:43 2019 No.12445350 >>12445333 >not sure how many Hogs that is depends how lean they are, i imagine

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jan 15 00:17:38 2019 No.12445373 >>12445341 What's your unironic sell target? $15? You say $20, but that seems... high

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:22:25 2019 No.12445424 >>12445350 did the math, its 160. You can exchange your paper contract at the NYSE and receive your hogs there

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue Jan 15 00:23:46 2019 No.12445441
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>>12445373
want a long term safe strategy?

Find a decent company.... after you do that.. Buy into weakness.. sell into strength...

With that being said.. i won't tell you my exact exit point.. but i will tell you this... On the way up i will be selling some of my shares (probably won't start selling anything until at least over 12.50 maybe even higher) i'll be 20k in profit at that point... after i shed some shares i'll be buying some puts to capture some gains on any pull backs.. but in the long run i'm looking for $20.. i think it's possible.. if longs are strong enough and understand whats going on... just check out where most shares where traded..

Also will be keeping an eye on tute ownership, float, and short interest...

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue Jan 15 00:24:56 2019 No.12445446 >>12445441 >>12445373 also i agree with you in other thread.. i think VZ is going to be a better buy long term over T

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:27:06 2019 No.12445467 >>12445424 >You can exchange your paper contract at the NYSE and receive your hogs there Excellent.

(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jan 15 00:31:16 2019 No.12445495

>>12445441
Interesting, thank you for this post, screencapped and unironically helpful.
>>12445446
T is a mess, it doesn't know what kind of company it wants to be and is becoming a debt ridden media conglomerate. Verizon is more focused, still has a great dividend and will strongly benefit from 5G. Why anyone would chose T baffles me unless they just look at the dividend with no research

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:35:15 2019 No.12445515 What industry is getting fucked right now that I can go long and profit in? Looking to add to my portfolio.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:37:37 2019 No.12445527 >>12445495 I love VZ, but can’t buy at this level. It’s the highest it’s ever been in its lifetime. Dammit though, when it eventually drops, I’ll be sure to buy in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:39:04 2019 No.12445537 >>12445527 Just sell OTM puts on it.

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue Jan 15 00:39:17 2019 No.12445539

>>12445495
Yeah VZ seems to be more focused.. not only that but in my own personal experience having both VZ and T services for both phone and tv/internet in the past i must say VZ has always proven to be the better service not only to me but many many people that i have talked to. Imo 5G is going to be a huge hit and AAPL is going to miss out....... buuuttt sometimes it's not best to be the first company to experiment.. but yea for now.. for sure VZ>T.. but i won't buy either anytime soon since i'm not into trading big companies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:41:29 2019 No.12445555 >>12445345 i make $25k a month, it's very comfy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:42:54 2019 No.12445565 File: 117 KB, 767x768, 1542777258865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NATTY GAS UP 4%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:46:23 2019 No.12445592 File: 32 KB, 600x734, 1547530840865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444402 >Buys Bitcoin at $20k. Serves only THE BEST Presidential Dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:47:41 2019 No.12445599 >>12445345 i would also like to know. dropping in 200yuros this month just to get the feel of it but planning on dropping about 3k by may this year if all goes well

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:50:03 2019 No.12445618 >>12445599 also would ford, nvda and amd be smart long term investments?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:53:41 2019 No.12445646 >>12445618 Ford is pretty garbo, nvidia is good if you can get a decent price on the shares, amd is inferior to nvidia.

>>	Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Tue Jan 15 00:55:19 2019 No.12445656 File: 42 KB, 304x438, bohrgar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444402 mmm borger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:56:42 2019 No.12445663 $RNN ahead of drug trial results later this week

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:59:16 2019 No.12445681 Can someone give me a quick rundown on why Trump decided to have a huge McDonald's fan feast while also going public with all the pictures? Was it some kind of really expensive advertising campaign?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 01:01:20 2019 No.12445698 >>12445681 4D Chess M8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 01:05:30 2019 No.12445726 $CVS swinggggggggggggg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 01:13:23 2019 No.12445788 >>12445681 kitchen staff/help is furloughed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 01:27:22 2019 No.12445880 File: 101 KB, 500x666, 1490484114313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444888 checked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 03:13:41 2019 No.12446480 short gillette

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 04:12:30 2019 No.12446795 I've built new portfolio with 7-8% dividends about 30 companies total, low PE, nice PB, avg debt to equity ratio is 1:2 not sure what stocks to buy first. First exdiv?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 04:25:34 2019 No.12446854 File: 581 KB, 1214x748, sararimanu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] need s&p to open green so I can get out of this shitty credit spread that i impulse-opened yesterday derivatives are such a shitty thing for problem gamblers like me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 05:07:38 2019 No.12447036 File: 8 KB, 735x47, ok.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I NEED YOUR ENERGY TONIGHT AMERIFATS FOR MORE GAINS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 05:10:49 2019 No.12447051 >>12445345 750 dollars here. But I only make 1500 post taxes. Would put in way more if I had a decent job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 05:11:45 2019 No.12447056 holy fuck, any bearish flag seems to priced in. no news could falter the dj, it seems to go up another leg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 05:15:03 2019 No.12447069 >>12446480 ^this Crash that company

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 05:16:34 2019 No.12447080 Piling up dollars tbqh this isn't bottom on any of my investments or stuff on wishlist

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 05:55:36 2019 No.12447290 >>12444402 TSLA to 327 today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 06:00:45 2019 No.12447321 FAAMG accounts for 55% of NASDAQ gains - what are the pitfalls of investing exclusively in those?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 06:01:42 2019 No.12447332 >>12447290 Elon needs to get back on Joe Rogans podcast and smoke some more weed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 06:04:25 2019 No.12447348 >>12445345 I'm investing close to 65% of my income per month, maxed 401k IRA and have an investment account plus I rent out the extra rooms in my house

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 06:52:36 2019 No.12447589 File: 116 KB, 750x563, 514b19b469bedd7c50000003-750-563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JPM MISSED SUCK A FUCKING DICK BULLS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 06:54:50 2019 No.12447598 Futures down 30 points in 10 min thanks to JPM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 06:55:45 2019 No.12447601 File: 451 KB, 986x1164, 1547474631455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RETEST THE LOWS RE TEST PLUNGE PROTECT MY DICK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:01:11 2019 No.12447619 File: 10 KB, 258x195, 1547183320764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY SHIT THEY MISSED TOP AND BOTTOM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:05:58 2019 No.12447640 >>12447619 First Wells Fargo Next Merril Lynch Now JPM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:14:06 2019 No.12447678 Futures were up +108 around 5am, now: +5

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:14:41 2019 No.12447680 Where does WTI top out?

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Tue Jan 15 07:50:21 2019 No.12447856 >tfw JPM is the one bank stock Comfy has in his portfolio kek

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Tue Jan 15 07:51:32 2019 No.12447867 >>12447589 It'll be green by EOD

>>	Larry Tue Jan 15 07:52:43 2019 No.12447876 File: 55 KB, 970x546, 286CA253-8793-48E4-8894-C4F5C36D09C4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My portfolio is parabolic - I went all in on Christmas Eve. Weed stocks are on fire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:59:02 2019 No.12447913 >>12447321 Overvalued companies eventually come down to earth

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Tue Jan 15 08:03:00 2019 No.12447941 The Comfy Curse™ strikes again DIS will be the next to fall

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:04:15 2019 No.12447944 File: 476 KB, 550x770, 1547248415811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WFC MISSED BOTTOM LINE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:06:55 2019 No.12447955 >>12447348 >not selling your plasma, sperm, extra organs >not moonlighting as dog the bounty hunter Never gonna make it

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Tue Jan 15 08:11:57 2019 No.12447975 PLEASE RETEST THE LOWS I WANT TO SELL MY SQQQ BAGS SO MUCH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:14:23 2019 No.12447988 >>12447975 Filtered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:15:13 2019 No.12447992 double your money, buy IMMU 18 calls exp 1/18

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Tue Jan 15 08:16:47 2019 No.12448004 >>12447988 Filtered

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Tue Jan 15 08:22:04 2019 No.12448041 >>12448004 Filtered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:36:30 2019 No.12448132 File: 137 KB, 516x330, nic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bullish Bias

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:45:34 2019 No.12448170 Thoughts on QCOM? Once they win all those lawsuits and win back billions from suing the fuck out of AAPL won't we see a jump?

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Tue Jan 15 08:47:20 2019 No.12448181 Looks like a partnership is coming for GALT https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/galectin-therapeutics-largest-institutional-shareholder-converts-existing-series-b-preferred-stock-20190115-00408

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:49:56 2019 No.12448197 File: 85 KB, 900x900, rusrsBORIS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448132 Are you serious?

>>	gommie faggot !!+AFpjJb4rRi Tue Jan 15 08:49:57 2019 No.12448199 File: 204 KB, 1080x511, Screenshot_20190115-084708_MarketWatch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Expectations are for lower profits. I concur. Not a good sign for equities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:50:44 2019 No.12448203 >>12448181 Sooo buy? Or am I going FOMO myself Already have 23 shares, go for 100?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:51:38 2019 No.12448210 File: 502 KB, 752x1062, 09f6b3f92a52212bd835884aa06a7476.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mcdonalds Mcdonalds Mcdonalds!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:51:46 2019 No.12448212 >>12448197 yup. its going to go up so...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:51:57 2019 No.12448214 >>12447348 Living the dream

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:54:38 2019 No.12448223 File: 144 KB, 250x439, x81.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448210

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:55:12 2019 No.12448225 I don't know if you all have seen the Gilette "toxic masculinity" commercial, but if you have, what are your thoughts on the future of P&G? Probably going to take a hit?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jan 15 08:55:21 2019 No.12448227 I have a feeling that we're going to get bogged really soon.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Tue Jan 15 08:55:29 2019 No.12448228 >>12448203 Your decision, people should always make investment decisions based on their own DD Their main drug has a name now (Belapectin)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:57:55 2019 No.12448247 >>12448225 No It's defensive stock which is good during volatility and they make everything You couldn't boycott them if you tried

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:58:01 2019 No.12448250 I have some strong knowledge of financial markets theory but 0 practice and 500-750€ to invest in it. Is it worth it to start investing with such a low ammount? If so where and how do I start in order to get the practical knowledge of it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:58:25 2019 No.12448253 >>12448225 Get woke, go broke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:58:46 2019 No.12448256 File: 18 KB, 267x255, 0795C78A-0DFA-4E09-957C-F1053271082E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448225 Corporate sponsorship is usually the death bail of any movement. It’s about time too. Idk about the stock though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:00:09 2019 No.12448267 >>12448225 Men don't buy Gilette products anyways.

gommie faggot !!+AFpjJb4rRi Tue Jan 15 09:04:13 2019 No.12448301
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Also doesnt look good. Consumer loans, besides credit cards, usually go towards durable goods.

Durable good orders were weak in the last couple months we have data for: October and November. Expect that weakness to persist

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jan 15 09:05:58 2019 No.12448308 >>12448267 So you're saying I'm not a man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:06:09 2019 No.12448309 File: 343 KB, 1080x1080, 1547272537343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got DAL calls yesterday and looks like I might get dabbed on based on pre-market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:07:20 2019 No.12448316 File: 7 KB, 195x215, t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444402

gommie faggot !!+AFpjJb4rRi Tue Jan 15 09:09:31 2019 No.12448327

>>12448267
I just buy whatever bag is cheapest, theres no point to this kind of silly posturing you're getting fleeced anytime they get you to start thinking of cultural issues instead of the product itself and its relative price. All razors get the jobs done, it's just a matter of comfort and I dont particularly care about that either.

>>	gommie faggot !!+AFpjJb4rRi Tue Jan 15 09:12:37 2019 No.12448342 File: 575 KB, 1072x1424, Screenshot_20190115-091056_MarketWatch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lol lots of fun news this morning. Get fucked. https://on.mktw.net/2STW9ET

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:14:37 2019 No.12448353 >>12448227 Ive got word Goldman is turning on the buybot today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:15:31 2019 No.12448361 >>12448308 You are a jew, are you not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:15:39 2019 No.12448363 >>12448227 I think bearfags might win today with all the news. I'm mostly in cash minus a few DAL calls I made yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:16:22 2019 No.12448370 File: 165 KB, 1167x679, clinuvel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444402 I told you about this when it was at $2.5 biz. triple digits next 2-3 years

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:16:49 2019 No.12448375 Today could be another a fire sale kind of a day. Buy up cheap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:17:24 2019 No.12448381 >>12448363 I think it should be bloody considering Wells Fargo and JP Morgan missed earnings

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:18:23 2019 No.12448391 >>12448250 No, you need to have enough margin call cash cushion to start trading. 500-750 EUR is nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:21:48 2019 No.12448423 >>12444402 What small company could explode in the next few years? I'm kind of interested by hyrecar, but I'm not buying until their Q1 report comes out so I can see how their cash burn is going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:23:33 2019 No.12448436 File: 314 KB, 1280x1271, SMGlist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448223

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:24:06 2019 No.12448442 I wonder how many retail faggots will get JUSTed by Netflix short squeeze today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:25:46 2019 No.12448456 File: 290 KB, 511x491, x82.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448436 THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jan 15 09:26:40 2019 No.12448464 >>12448442 This is last stage of the dying bull market, people are going to sell off on the bumps up. We're fucked m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:26:48 2019 No.12448465 >>12448436 MacDonalds could unironically be a good buy if the shutdown continues. With the broke gov employees eating there they'll beat earnings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:27:02 2019 No.12448467 File: 915 KB, 1280x720, 1546743579915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a good feeling about GE bros. I hope your trading goes well today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:27:26 2019 No.12448472 Today is payday so I buy stock. Today I will buy more Pfizer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:27:45 2019 No.12448476 >>12444402 I find mcdonalds disgusting now why am I craving it all of a sudden?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:28:35 2019 No.12448479 >>12448467 >he didn’t buy GE at $7 >he didn’t buy GE at $8 You are here >he didn’t buy GE at $9 >he didn’t buy GE at $10

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:28:46 2019 No.12448480 >>12448472 based and bluepilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:28:48 2019 No.12448481 BUY MY LCI PUT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:28:58 2019 No.12448484 File: 22 KB, 400x400, 1546710142182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448464 You've been yelling Great Depression 2 for a fucking month....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:29:59 2019 No.12448499 >>12448479 I bought GE @ $7.57 and still hold it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:32:13 2019 No.12448509 >>12448499 I bought at $15 and caught falling knife for all of 2018, im almost at break even!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:32:15 2019 No.12448510 >>12448464 The only question now is how bad does it get.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:33:14 2019 No.12448518 >>12448499 >>12448509 Kicking myself in the ass for not buying when it hit 6.75.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:33:48 2019 No.12448522 >>12448510 a bottom retest, and then golden bullrun >inb4 2008 pattern

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:34:10 2019 No.12448525 File: 113 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20190115-083306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > tax season soon well at least i won't be paying any capital gains this year...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:34:49 2019 No.12448533 >>12448456 the nastiest jab, nice, kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:35:14 2019 No.12448536 Pendulum and some small specs told me netflix was overvalued yet here we are

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:36:10 2019 No.12448548 >>12448342 for fuck sakes get your shit together drumpf and stop this nonsense

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:37:22 2019 No.12448561 File: 888 KB, 1532x1581, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448479 >>12448499 I shorted GE from 9, I'll gladly short it again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:37:30 2019 No.12448563 for anyone interested in the brexit vote (hard brexit already priced in tho imo) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtH1MyVmlKw&ab_channel=Ruptly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:37:33 2019 No.12448564 File: 216 KB, 1000x1000, 1546694552813.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thanks for money bears LMAO.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:37:36 2019 No.12448565 >>12448536 >>12448442

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:38:09 2019 No.12448570 >>12448536 >listening to tripfags

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:38:34 2019 No.12448576 who here tvix today?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:40:50 2019 No.12448592 Perma-QQQ calls is the new paradigm and woke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:40:52 2019 No.12448595 File: 523 KB, 1111x597, 1512956116615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heres your Golden Bull for the evening

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:42:06 2019 No.12448605
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Just picked up some stocks of MGNA because I didn't really have enough for anything interesting. Man, what the fuck happened with these guys? That's a pretty huge burn. Wouldn't want to have invested a lot of money into this

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:42:08 2019 No.12448606

>>12448250

You have to think about potential returns with any investment. A 20% return in the context of the wider market is huge, that's only 100 or 150 quid in your case.

I don't think it's worth it, you're better off wagecucking and saving your money so you can reenter at a later stage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:42:42 2019 No.12448611 File: 69 KB, 833x960, 49267113_2075763205810304_8601265828123377664_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448576 Surprising TVIX and SQQQ are both red tie morning So far

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:43:49 2019 No.12448618 File: 819 KB, 346x495, 1529449770824.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448250 invest that money into etfs of your strategy, buy 1 qqq call whenever it's possible, and wagecuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:44:14 2019 No.12448620 >>12448611 i smell reversal by 10:30 after morning vol is done

>>	gommie faggot !!+AFpjJb4rRi Tue Jan 15 09:45:13 2019 No.12448630 >>12448436 "Taco Bell it is!"

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:46:32 2019 No.12448644

>>12448250

You have to think about potential returns with any investment. A 20% return in the context of the wider market is huge, that's only 100 or 150 quid in your case.

I don't think it's worth it, you're better off wagecucking and saving your money so you can reenter at a later stage.

Unironically I would recommend crypto for potential huge gains, but only you know your risk appetite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:47:00 2019 No.12448648 why is SPY diverging so hard from the other indexes? smells fishy small caps are in annihilation mode already >>12447988 >>12448004 >>12448041 baste

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:47:20 2019 No.12448651

>>12448536
Just because it's massively overvalued doesn't mean the stock market will recognize that any time soon. They're irrational about it, or it wouldn't have gotten to this price in the first place.
Be in the lookout for when sentiment starts to shift among a sizeable minority of financial analysts during a long sideways movement. That's when the road down most likely begins soon. Right now there are nearly no sceptical analysis on Netflix's profit potential.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:48:03 2019 No.12448657 >>12448620 this smells like a trap desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:48:25 2019 No.12448659 >>12448651 I already know Netflix is going to 700 You can tell Pendulum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:49:09 2019 No.12448670 >>12448620 >>12448657 its an "SPY rejects 260 for the 100th time" episode

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:50:36 2019 No.12448682 File: 304 KB, 770x775, 1547212693226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can any of the bears provide a coherent thesis that explains the apocalypse that will end the financial markets? otherwise, you should shut the fuck up and buy qqq calls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:51:56 2019 No.12448689 File: 186 KB, 1800x1350, 4f3c9c3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EKSO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:52:22 2019 No.12448695 >>12448682 t. crashless zoomer too young to remember previous fuckups

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:52:44 2019 No.12448700 Anyone think the NASDAQ 100 will get back up to 7000? I purchased my first round of SQQQ @ 14.32 last week. My strategy is to buy at every 50 cent interval downwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:53:00 2019 No.12448702 File: 2 KB, 132x49, I LIVE MY OWN LIFE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448682 >buy QQQ calls Fuck you I do what i want

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:55:48 2019 No.12448725

>>12448682

Contraction of credit my friend. Pretty much all of the recessions of the past were triggered by Fed rate cycles.

This cycle is different because interest rates have been held down for so long. Every time the Fed has tried to do consistent rate hikes the market has shit the bed.

See December 2015 and December 2018.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:58:23 2019 No.12448748 File: 48 KB, 979x511, 1542682267116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448725 Fed is being dovish with hikes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:58:24 2019 No.12448750 File: 69 KB, 600x740, 1517014357089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>they still arnt preparing for the super blood wolf moon this weekend

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:59:04 2019 No.12448757

>>12448682
yea
end of free infinite money glitch causing reduced spending all across the board (consumer and corporate), combined with rising rates that makes no one wanna hold all this shitty junky debt, combined with credit ratings agencies turning a blind eye to encourage corporations to borrow to get us out of 08 (since banks cant lend risky shit to normalfags anymore). except corporate debt is ALL interest, no principal, so they can roll out indefinitely and never pay. most of US market is like this, but now those that werent profitable under free munny, certainly wont be under rising rates.

face it, the only reason this didnt happen LAST year is because ERs were still good. now theyre not. so what exactly WOULD push us up in a major way other than the FED? and the FED has been selling off their shit since october.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:00:13 2019 No.12448767 these companies KNOW that, and they ALREADY adjusted their numbers to adapt to the new environment. there won't be any bump.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:01:22 2019 No.12448772

>>12448748
the FED is in a catch22
if they stop hikes it signals its fucking ogre
if they continue hikes it will lead us all to the slaughterhouse. even backing off could be seen as bad.

the problem is, they know they HAVE to do it (shouldve been done years ago but fuck monetary policy amirite? go yellen. do literally nothing)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:01:29 2019 No.12448774 >>12448767 You shouldnt have given Bears permission to speak

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:02:23 2019 No.12448782 Buy my meme stock damnit. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:02:49 2019 No.12448790 bears = yikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:03:35 2019 No.12448797 File: 87 KB, 258x315, longedSPY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTF back over 260 this am BS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:04:22 2019 No.12448808 File: 54 KB, 551x771, 15453123213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bears JUST

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jan 15 10:04:52 2019 No.12448812

>>12448682
Well I work in chemical transportation, and I can tell you there are trucks sitting everywhere right now and nobody has any freight. This tells me we have already entered a slow period. Haven't seen it like this in a few years.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:04:56 2019 No.12448813

>>12448644
This. I wish I paid attention to what I was doing - £100 stock buys, forgetting the comission of £11.95 per trade, making a buy then sell loss of £23.90 per trade, which is more than 25% of the value of the initially bought stock. Save money and put a few thousand in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:05:27 2019 No.12448819 File: 32 KB, 406x364, 1547392871892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck is up with the SPY? How are we moving like this with no volume?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:06:35 2019 No.12448831 >>12448813 those are some scam commission structures

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:07:01 2019 No.12448834 >>12448757 Them zombie cos tho

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:07:03 2019 No.12448835

>>12448797
its gonna be like this till bank ERs are out
like i said, buy in the morning, sell at close

nothing major will happen till next week

>>12448819
ask yourself, if you were trying to get out how would you do it?
do you pump a bunch of fresh money in to pump it? or do you pull it up wiith as little as possible thatn use ER hype to sell into the bid in AH?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:07:08 2019 No.12448837 >>12448748 Because if they were hawkish the market would crash. Look at the previous rate cycle in 2004-2007. Compare it to now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:07:15 2019 No.12448842 >>12448819 they lowered the vix.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:09:10 2019 No.12448855 >>12448750 I fucking love the Grinch. What is this from though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:10:24 2019 No.12448864 >>12448835 dammit teh profit did you watch the Big Short again? its the golden bull for god sake

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:10:40 2019 No.12448866 >>12445345 $1,500 this month. $500 into Roth IRA, the rest into 401k. All in VTI.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:11:26 2019 No.12448871

>>12448391
>>12448644
>>12448813
Yeah, that's what I thought. I assumed it was way too little to make a move but I guess I'm just looking at my options.
I have over 1500€ saved, and I figured I'd need some untuched emergency fund, but I'd want the rest to make me some returns instead of just laying there.
Thing is I managed to save some cash while working part time for the past 2 years, but I'll be preparing competitive public examinations for at least two years and living off dadbux and casual jobs.

I guess something with higher risk like crypto could be the answer, but noname cryptos all seem pump-n-dump scams to me and I should research the cryptomarket or jump on the big names, desu.

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Tue Jan 15 10:11:49 2019 No.12448875 File: 7 KB, 251x234, 1524495447862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >JPM missed for the first time in 15 quarters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:12:36 2019 No.12448881 260 points to Boomers well done yes yes well done HOWEVER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:13:02 2019 No.12448887 File: 17 KB, 394x450, 1547480173001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >rejected 2600 again Figured as much. It's funny. The more experienced I become at trading the more I can see Wall Street literally fucking retailers in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:13:14 2019 No.12448891 File: 119 KB, 542x1562, 71qu7aoajua01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448855 its from the future you chose

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:13:34 2019 No.12448894 >>12448875 earnings "beats" and "misses" are just scams perpetrated by wall street. just made up arbitrary benchmarks that change countless times between reports

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:16:10 2019 No.12448918 if i own VTSAX in a ROTH IRA I maxed with my parents help how do I check through tradingview what its worth does it move at the same % each day as VTI? Should I buy for next years ROTH a bunch of SPY or QQQ instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:17:04 2019 No.12448925 >>12448871 Wait for TSLA to drop to 275 or below and buy in for the inveitable bounce back to 325/350

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:17:31 2019 No.12448927 >>12448871 Probably best to let compounding interest do it's job until you have a few grand that you're happy investing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:19:46 2019 No.12448940 >>12444402 > literally the burger president Can't make that shit up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:20:49 2019 No.12448952 >>12448864 i dont watch kino. they all suck desu i also have had the same theory since like spring of last year. so far so good also >golden bull more like golden sideways ERs need to come out before anything major happens imo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:22:53 2019 No.12448969 File: 1.35 MB, 300x169, 1547217729780.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you call this dip a crash bears?

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:25:51 2019 No.12448998

>>12448952
People keep saying ERs ERs, but they're already out and they're garbage. If the largest bank in North America can't eek out a win what makes you think that anyone else can? The macro outlook is grim, and isn't only getting more grim by the day? Like the guy said earlier. This fucking zero volume bullrun is smart money exiting the market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:27:55 2019 No.12449017 >>12448998 bears getting salty i see, time to buy

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:28:19 2019 No.12449022

>>12448969
no this dip since oct has been the wave A in the correction
we will find a way back up to 270ish on SPY, then down again

also, the REAL financial crisis happens to yuros this time. not us
we wont get off scot free, but it wont be the heart of it like last time

>>12448998
believe me, were on the same page senpai
im prophesizing death and destruction. it will simply take longer than people expect. once ERs have been made clear as total shit is when the fun starts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:28:24 2019 No.12449023 File: 7 KB, 237x213, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BTFO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:29:02 2019 No.12449030 >>12448969 Look at a long term chart. December was the biggest dump since 2011. I think we reached the top in October and we'll dwindle sideways for a time until Daddy Powell comes out and raises rates again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:31:04 2019 No.12449051 >>12449030 >I think we reached the top in October and we'll dwindle sideways for a time until Daddy Powell comes out and raises rates again. bingo we just need to find the good range to swing for now and well all make plenty o dosh

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:31:38 2019 No.12449056

>pg&e down to $5
This is going to be an amazing gamble right here. Either they bail out the company and I make big bucks, or they dont bail it, I lose money, and in the process millions of people in California will have to live without a functioning power grid and the casualties begin to slowly pile up as a result of the state being 'hard on corporations' and the entire state flies off the handle in about 6 months.

Its a win-win situation lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:32:02 2019 No.12449063 >>12449051 Some volume would be nice too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:32:33 2019 No.12449072 >>12449023 It's up 1.5 points KEK

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:32:46 2019 No.12449074

volatility is currently low, and some options expire on friday. So if you buy now 1 call and 1 put slightly out of the money, and if the volatility rises (aka huge movement in any direction), you will earn easy money without trying to guess in which direction dow/S&P will go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:33:09 2019 No.12449076 >>12448998 Smart money back in early October already exited the market. Now the dumb money is following suit on the right shoulder. Whoever hodls and follows the roller coaster are undoubtedly mindless retardsheep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:34:42 2019 No.12449101 >>12449063 thats the part where we need ERs to come out tho a lot of big bois are on the sidelines rn >>12449074 luv me some strangles desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:35:53 2019 No.12449113 JPM -1% im thinking large specs dont give a fuck Big Bull when BAC comes out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:36:14 2019 No.12449115 File: 223 KB, 600x480, 1543870847226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12448748 >forecast inflation below target >raise rates anyway >dovish I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:37:02 2019 No.12449124 File: 71 KB, 1280x720, he bought....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:38:17 2019 No.12449136 >>12449101 so that's the name of this strategy. thank you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:38:32 2019 No.12449142 File: 18 KB, 205x65, 1529607829695 - Copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449072 spx just got rejected HARD anon. we're going down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:38:59 2019 No.12449145 File: 34 KB, 400x300, really activates ur lemons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449115 is anime supremacy the single greatest threat to our modern multi-media society?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:39:30 2019 No.12449150 >>12448887 Seriously I hate it when it does this. Shoots up above all resistance levels, then just gets knocked down again. Bought calls at the final peak in image lul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:39:31 2019 No.12449151 >>12449142 You niggers have been saying we will be at 230 everyday for 3 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:40:09 2019 No.12449153 >>12449136 strangles are fucking based its like trading vol on a particular stock the cool thing tho is if you adjust your deltas, you can still make them moderately directional as well, and just cover your ass somewhat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:41:01 2019 No.12449161 File: 30 KB, 1131x373, Reee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449150 image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:41:11 2019 No.12449165 curious- why does smg care what the indexes are doing when you can trade whatevers in play for a quick 5-10% which the spy or q's have no affect on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:43:00 2019 No.12449184 >>12449165 because thats souless

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:43:02 2019 No.12449185 >>12449165 because indexes have literally never failed in the history. there is absolutely no reason to not have at least 1 qqq call in your portfolio.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:43:05 2019 No.12449186 I'm all cash until we retest the lows. 2350 SPX here we come.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:43:52 2019 No.12449194 >>12449185 why have a call when you can just own QQQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:43:57 2019 No.12449195 File: 8 KB, 222x227, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449186

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:44:51 2019 No.12449203 >>12449194 because it always grow and growth % > dividend %.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:46:18 2019 No.12449211 >>12449203 how far out and what BE price do you own your constant QQQ call? Do you hold for a few months at a time then sell and buy another further out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:46:41 2019 No.12449215 File: 1.07 MB, 1280x907, 7bd10322e27fed639d3f5b72d50ad2e9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 45 mins until McDonalds starts serving hambugas

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:47:47 2019 No.12449228 >>12449153 easiest money ever on the current market. meanwhile eat popcorn while watching bears and bulls fucking each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:48:06 2019 No.12449230 >>12449211 i buy otm and try to sell on green days and buy on red days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:48:14 2019 No.12449233 >>12448682 Everything is overpriced why would you want to buy now? If you're not buying you should be selling. Hodl is for the birds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:49:28 2019 No.12449244 >>12449233 it's always going to be overpriced unless there's an apocalypse dummy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:51:27 2019 No.12449259 >>12449228 omnidirectional positions are the unironic final redpill hedgies do it. banks do it. FED does it retail DOESNT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:51:35 2019 No.12449261 File: 49 KB, 494x378, 1546831554184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449233 This logic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:52:08 2019 No.12449266 >>12449165 You can leverage the indexes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:52:43 2019 No.12449274 >>12447290 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:53:54 2019 No.12449281 >>12449165 more liquidity for leveraged ETFs, options etc also its a good indicator for markets overall trend

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:59:29 2019 No.12449325 >>12449215 hamberders (I paid)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:00:31 2019 No.12449330 IF WE CAN STAY ABOVE 2600 WE GONNA SEE SOME SHIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:00:49 2019 No.12449333 File: 728 KB, 681x1048, hambagatime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yesterday was utilities today am materials

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:02:54 2019 No.12449348 GO UP OR GO DOWN JUST DONT STAY RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:03:25 2019 No.12449353 >>12449348 IT'S ALREADY GOING UP. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO RETARDED.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:07:45 2019 No.12449388 File: 22 KB, 653x566, iu[2].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449353 because muh netflix

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:14:14 2019 No.12449425 File: 1.25 MB, 250x143, Waiting.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Waiting for you niggers to drive up LCI, SESN.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:16:36 2019 No.12449436

>>12449184
my stock trades are that of a degenerate

>>12449185
i get it and probably should look to have a long term hold stack, but so many shitstocks that give better returns on a day to day basis

>>12449266
>>12449281
i've traded lev'd etfs but theyre still expensive comparatively to penny stocks and im working with a smaller account just trying to stay consistent.

how much capital you guys trade on a lev'd etf at one time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:17:53 2019 No.12449447 File: 86 KB, 735x980, 343363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who /hates netflix as a stock and thinks the company is way overvalued but going 5x long anyway/ here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:21:04 2019 No.12449483 >>12449447 I hate your mom but I'm going 5x long her pussy anyway

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:21:32 2019 No.12449490
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>>12449447
>who /hates netflix as a stock and thinks the company is way overvalued but going 5x long anyway/ here

Curious to see what happens to them when they lose Disney owned property when Disney streaming starts as well as the newly announce NBC streaming and the Universal content. Should turn to shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:22:23 2019 No.12449501 >>12449447 that does not sound like a smart strategy

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:24:30 2019 No.12449525

>>12449483
hot
>>12449490
>Should turn to shit.
I sure hope so. Netflix is a monopoly in the making.
>>12449501
Maybe not. I'm up ~300USD with a stop loss step for 100USD gains. I uhhh, did an intuitive calculation based on what I knew and reading sentiment from the charts. Time to see if I should trust my black box organic AI prediction or if I should never do anything like this again.

magnelad !Wm9GHZFqa2 Tue Jan 15 11:26:28 2019 No.12449557
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back again
bought at the dip
rinse n repeat

I gotta say /biz/ I'm feelin some type of way..
just gonna sit back and listen to some chill vibes and smoke this thx wax until I pass out...sigh life is where I want it to be for the first time in a long time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A1_atkAQhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rJ9z6IXnb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi25i_AYTcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-Ye2L3ej8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:28:03 2019 No.12449572 File: 115 KB, 960x960, 1545662003171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another boring ass day. I'm abot to head to the library. Any booked recommendations? Investment related or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:29:09 2019 No.12449588 File: 11 KB, 229x221, 1546031388729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449557

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:32:24 2019 No.12449616 >>12449557 >>12449588 85% of a joke portfolio in a meme stock ok, this is epic

magnelad !Wm9GHZFqa2 Tue Jan 15 11:34:11 2019 No.12449635

>>12449616
You will never know how it feels to be me
You will always be a coward..
When you see a dark skinned individual approaching you immediately cross the street
A person like me not only acknowledges the antique farm equipment but I make it my business to barrel through them while making eye contact

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:35:01 2019 No.12449650

>>12449436

>how much capital you guys trade on a lev'd etf at one time?

I cashed out 21K in SQQQ (3x) and 56K in PSQ (1x). Cashed out on the 21 December. I think was up 50% and 15% respectively.

I've got around 115K to play with in total.

I'm in acquisition mode again now, but this time around I'm ditching the non-leveraged ETF and focusing purely on SQQQ.

These moves are either going to make me a fairly rich man, or they are going to make me hurt a lot.

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Tue Jan 15 11:44:49 2019 No.12449752 File: 9 KB, 400x400, 1534211084995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wake me up when we break 260.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:47:44 2019 No.12449781 >>12449752 wake up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:48:51 2019 No.12449794 >he bought SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:49:49 2019 No.12449804 >>12449781 (cant wake up)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:50:13 2019 No.12449808 >>12449752 >>12449781 mere minutes and this guy gets cucked

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Tue Jan 15 11:51:13 2019 No.12449814 File: 30 KB, 426x364, image0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449781 >>12449804 >>12449808 Wake me up when we break 2605.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:51:44 2019 No.12449820 File: 158 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190115-105051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Irrational Exuberance.

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Tue Jan 15 11:53:44 2019 No.12449840 >>12449820 I no longer understand this market, but this is good for me. This is a weird feeling, should I be selling?

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:54:42 2019 No.12449851
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>tfw government employee with all my investments in the tsp program that only lets you make two trades a month and no instant trades they're all executed at the end of the day so I can't swing trade these obvious Barts

JUST

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:55:31 2019 No.12449859 >they doubted JPM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:56:18 2019 No.12449866 >>12449820 Ok guys im out, this is just the banks trying to fuck the small man now. Manipulation city. Jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:56:37 2019 No.12449869 File: 48 KB, 1108x559, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449814 Wake up, faggot.

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Tue Jan 15 11:57:14 2019 No.12449877 File: 189 KB, 755x687, 1531425736273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449869 LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:58:31 2019 No.12449889 File: 119 KB, 561x606, 1547325914787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get on the TSLA train.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:58:42 2019 No.12449893 File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends-monopoly-man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN better late than never

>>	Earnings Badger Tue Jan 15 11:58:46 2019 No.12449895 Next stop on the TQQQ train 46.50$!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:58:58 2019 No.12449898 this is exciting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:59:10 2019 No.12449899 >>12448181 Still holding VTGN?

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Tue Jan 15 11:59:45 2019 No.12449909 >>12449851 You're better off not gambling anon. Whatever position you take should be on the order of years not days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:00:03 2019 No.12449914 *toot toot

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Tue Jan 15 12:00:19 2019 No.12449918 >>12449899 Yep, still am My current average share price is $1.37 I expect 2019 to be really good year for them, they're due for readouts on multiple clinical trials this year

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:01:37 2019 No.12449927

>>12449501
>>12449447
I ended up closing 354.71 as it was testing for a double top.
My open was 352.77

I wasn't about to risk waiting around to see if it would be rejected or break through from 355. Looked like it was increasingly heading sideways.

It was pretty scary. I'm not used to trading short term with leverage. No regrets from selling even if it spikes through 355 resistance.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue Jan 15 12:02:17 2019 No.12449936 File: 296 KB, 640x480, 1546462163598.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all you retards pumping MNGA while SN makes steady gains.... never fail /smg/.. never fail

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:02:57 2019 No.12449945 BEARTARDS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:03:17 2019 No.12449949 I'm so close to cracking and just buying NBEV but I know the second I do it's going to plummet Someone help me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:03:18 2019 No.12449950 >>12449936 I'd rather buy SNA than SN or MNGA any day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:03:58 2019 No.12449959 >he's not shorting gold and buying cheapies gifted from the retarded nonsense sell off very sad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:05:50 2019 No.12449971 >>12449945 Bears LIQUIDATED

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:07:26 2019 No.12449984 Capital transfer from the proletariats (bears) to the bourgeois (bulls) is complete.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:07:30 2019 No.12449985 >>12449959 im always buying its the purest way to make it, just keep buying when you get giant red dildos B U Y

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:08:25 2019 No.12449996 File: 2 KB, 89x125, 1547330465953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12449945 >>12449971 imagine shorting the bottom lmaooooo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:08:27 2019 No.12449997 post pics of your mcdonalds lunch >>12449988 >>12449988 >>12449988 >>12449988 >>12449988

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:09:21 2019 No.12450007 File: 241 KB, 810x450, rare-3-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He died for our Big Macs.

>>	Earnings Badger Tue Jan 15 12:42:41 2019 No.12450406 I like the part where we made alot of money today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:46:24 2019 No.12450452 File: 23 KB, 280x300, 11413551523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12450406

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 13:43:58 2019 No.12451014

>>12448250
I use a dollar averaging strategy but don't bother making any transactions under 1500 CAD based on my broker's 9.99 CAD transaction fee.

9.99 is 0.66% of the invested principal value, so whatever I invest that money in must increase by 0.66 to break even in terms of unrealized market value, but must increase 1.34% just to break even in order to close the position and realize the investment value.

As a rule of thumb I don't like investing any sum of money unless I need less than 1% price movement to break even.

I'm 24 and usually manage to save up enough to make a worthwhile deposit in my investing account once a month and aim for 2k whenever possible.

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