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Circuit breakers this week edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:

Real-time market news:

Educational sites:

Free in depth technical analysis charts:

Premarket Data:

Earnings Report Calendars:

Pump and Dump Advertising:

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)

Basic rundown on lean hogs:

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:

Suggested books:

Previous thread: >>12437807

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>> No.12440573

reminder to continually build your dividend base

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>> No.12440582

Sorry I was in a rush, I have to leave rn
I apologize and will refrain from doing so in the future

>> No.12440594

who cares if you make it with a trip.. not like the faggots that complain about trips contribute anything of use anyway.. they can go cry themselves in the corner while they watch their shitcoin holdings dwindle

>> No.12440596

I just want to take this time to address all of the haters and detractors of MNGA. MagneGas is a great company with great prospects and is in the process of acquiring many new contracts all over the arab word as well as working with governor Desantis to combat the red tide problem in Florida. Stop posting screen shots of you losing money on MNGA and stop giving MagneGas a bad name, keep that shit to yourself. Also don't blame me for your losses, if you were smart you would have bought at the dip, fucking retard niggers lol.

heil hitler btw

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Did anyone have calendar suggestions in last thread?

I'm lazy and just got home from class

Also green day hooray!

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please provide links of such new contracts


>> No.12440632

What's with all the tripfaggotry ITT?

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>heil hitler btw
yea u better heil me fagt
btw the names hortler
git it rite

>> No.12440644


here, as you can see they've acquired many contracts today

scroll down for more info

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big5 made me do it

>> No.12440656

link doesnt work

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welcome to magnefags botnet yah dummy

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man on the side attack: INITIATED

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Sold MBOT too early


>> No.12440687

Buy Unilever, it never goes down

>> No.12440688

so then basically MNGA really is garbage?

thanks.. selling all MNGA now

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>he sold
pamp eet

>> No.12440706

lmao what happened to PCG?

>> No.12440722

&E Corporation (PCG) is currently at $9.15 , down $8.44 or 47.98%
-- Would be lowest close since Oct. 16, 2002 , when it closed at $8.19
-- Would be largest percent decrease on record (based on available data back to Jan. 21, 1972 )
-- On Sunday, PG&E announced Chief Executive Geisha Williams was stepping down amid fallout of its role in helping spark California wildfires. John Simon , the company's general counsel, was made interim CEO until a successor is found
-- Earlier Monday, PG&E said it intends to file for Chapter 11 around Jan. 29 as it faces more than $30 billion in potential liability costs related to its role in sparking deadly California wildfires
-- Currently down five of the past six days
-- Currently down three consecutive days; down 48.68% over this period
-- Worst three-day stretch on record (based on available data back to Jan. 21, 1972 )
-- Down 61.47% month-to-date
-- Would be a new 52-week closing low
-- Traded as low as $8.80 ; lowest intraday level since Oct. 17, 2002 , when it hit $8.25
-- Most active stock in the S&P 500 today

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so whats some good foreign holidays to include in calendar, chinese holidays (china market is closed), japan holidays, any others? i think most euro wide holidays tend to match up with american ones nicely, is there a list of euro-wide days that their markets are closed? or just include France, Germany, UK, maybe Italy?

tripfraging is reaching critical mass, just like october

if there is any sure sign that we are about to have a huge market dip soon, this is it

>> No.12440755

oh they fugd up pretty hard

>> No.12440758

They set California on fire

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today?. I'm up .27%, hit two 45 minute longs, didn't short. I've profited on 14/16 of my last daytrades, very cautious though.

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big5 needs a spanking desu
thats why this is happening

to everyone:
im sry

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this shouldve doubled their value tho
wats up, i wonder?

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Great day! Good first day of winter semester

There was a half second between 3:59 and 4:00 that said down $200, but it corrected itself

Also nice dubs!

>> No.12440796

>inb4 they didn't do it and it was actually caused by a mexican national who came here to sell drugs and rape white girls, but the commies are protecting him so they can push thier agenda.

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wtf red day
dont really care so...

one plate of Boneless Wings with no sauce

>> No.12440813

Down .39% Didn't make any trades.

>> No.12440829

Up $20 on my Russell 2000 iron condor, down $11 on my QQQ delta hedge vertical spread. I'm almost entirely in cash because it's earnings season and have a beta-weighted portfolio delta of -0.05--which is about as market neutral as is humanly possible.

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It was directed energy weapons being fired by a Gundam on the moon to burn down the houses of hollywood pedophiles. #trusttheplan #Qanon

>> No.12440857

can someone redpill me on options?

>> No.12440864
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I finally was able to release my Citibank bags today. Still kept 1 share for good luck, like a blue sapphire

that doesnt look anything like the picture

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>no sauce
>no blue cheese

calls make you buy 100 shares and lose all your money
puts make you sell 100 shares and lose all your money

it really is that easy!

>> No.12440885

Trumptard please off yourself. Commiefornia is the world's 5th largest economy. Setting it on fire is a bad thing mmmkay. No go back to sucking on orange man's peepee.

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Oh my mistake that was comfys order. Here are boneless wings from chilis with no sauce

>> No.12440896

-1.4% and shouldn't be but got greedy. Net positive from last week at least.

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>Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today?

Not great, but, could have been worst.

>> No.12440925

down 3% = $41

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fuck drumpf
hes literally a saudi/israeli psyop in the form of a edgefag populist movement

that said, california produces nothing except debt
i dont know if you can call that an "economy"

>Setting it on fire is a bad thing mmmkay
california being on fire is commonplace and also necessary
do you dare to defy natural law?

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can i have the celery?

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>> No.12440963

I thought he was a Russian plant?

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Dow -0.37%, nasdaq -0.91%, . . . still looking solid after extreme sell off induced by faang panick and tax selling and extreme btfd! Nasdaq more likely has still moar selling pressure ofcourse than dow or sp.


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hes planted there by whoever you want!
except for american voters of course


>> No.12440987

thanks but too crispy, its like cutting the roof of my mouth. I should have gotten the Tacos FUCK

You can have mine they dont have peanut butter here

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no the russian hackers are my frens
theyre cool
drumpf has nothing to do with them

>> No.12441138

can't the market just fucking crash already?

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cAn'T tHe mArKeT jUsY fUcKiNg cRaSh aLrEaDy?

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like i said last thread, all retail shorts need to be liq'D

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>> No.12441213

I'm telling you guys we are in a recession, sure they're not going to say we're actually in a recession, but I'm telling you we're in a recession right fucking now.

>> No.12441230

im aware
theres still hedges and other big boys (medium boys) stuck in there rn. theyre gonna line up a couple more squeezes to try and escape first. i sincerely doubt theyre going down without a fight.

ER season gives them a good thing to sell into

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>> No.12441252

to re-iterate

>> No.12441253


a period of temporary economic decline during which trade and industrial activity are reduced, generally identified by a fall in GDP in two successive quarters.
"the country is in the depths of a recession"

By definition, you're wrong.

>> No.12441264

its moreaccurate to say we never really got out of the last one. it just felt good because muh free money glitch

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LCI ended red.

Order me up another one barkeep. Still waiting on that squeeze.

>> No.12441278

>GDP growing

pick 1

>> No.12441287

lower lows in 2019 are not totally out of question yes, but takes closer to summer at least

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Stupid question,

On Robinhood it says for a 11$ Call with a 3.90 premium expiring jan 18th for SQQQ, the breakeven point is 14.90

But the price its traded at currently is 14.93? Couldn't I purchase the option and exercise my option and take the 14.90 - 14.93 difference right away?

>> No.12441304

are you trying to exploit me for nudes?
Are you scared?
You should be.

>> No.12441313

yea i think next up is a fakeout shakeout end of this week, then slow climb on SPY to kiss like 270, then new low
this could take all ER season tho

>> No.12441314 [DELETED] 

ignore me

>> No.12441321

just type some gay fucking name then a "#nigger"

>> No.12441329

where is that picture from?

>> No.12441336

We are in it, people just haven't identified it as of yet. I can tell you if we don't get 2 out of three deals involving chinks, uppity sand niggers or democrats you'll hear the doom and gloom it's all over 5 months from now when the bottom starts to be found, and shit finally actually starts its recovery. You just by definition have your thumb too far up your ass to have it close enough to the economy to see what's actually going on.

>> No.12441337

sundowns frontal lobe

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Thanks friend, I figured it out.

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fair warning to all tripfaggots tho
this fucking happened
he was never heard from again
some say this guys still out there, archiving everything


>> No.12441422

This dip will be an excellent buying opportunity

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It’s from Alan Moore’s Fashion Beast, good comic!

>> No.12441481

I don't have money for dinner. C-can I LARP too? I lost it all on qqq puts. I just want a side Caesar salad, no croutons.

>> No.12441503

alright another day in the books
made about 600 in profits
overall good day for me
now, I need your help /biz/
should I order a hooker off cityxguide or shoot up and attempt to play blackout while high?

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I haven't gambled in so long I forgot about the rush of stress and retardation
If LCI could not dump tomorrow to give me hope, that would be great

>> No.12441582

So do boomers freak out every time the S&P closes slightly red or what

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also great to see teh profit back!!

>> No.12441666

I remember this, amazing autism

>> No.12441667

that shit was hilarious. celebrating his 100th and 200th thread.

I wonder what happened to the archiver.

>> No.12441677

Add ratsu to GOAT UwU

>> No.12441690

boomers are capable of nothing except causing pain and stealing from every other generation that has ever existed

if they arent making 10% daily they say its the millenials fault

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how do i add people to discord

Nikki poster too!
i forgot so many people on that list...

>> No.12441698

It's only saying that cause of low liquidity.

If you try buying it, you won't find sellers at the price necessary to do your arbitrage.

>> No.12441714

w-w-what the fuck

>> No.12441716

You did good! Ratsu is Nikki btw kek

>> No.12441723

Should I short P&G?

>> No.12441731

have to admit he had some good rankings

>> No.12441739

dont be on the wrong side of history anon. the future is female.

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it was spur of the moment, off the top of head

could have been much better, and comprehensive

>> No.12441752

Who else here comfy with bonds right now ?

>> No.12441754

I'm considering it since they've been pumped over a restructuring we will see the results of for the first time.

>> No.12441759

no you shouldnt short the people that make everyones toothpaste and shampoo

>> No.12441768

If something goes down you should always sell it. No reason keeping losers around.

>> No.12441770

Red day. Red futures. We are going back to December lows.

>> No.12441783

nah, it wasn't too bad m8

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>lmao what happened to PCG?

News release said chapter 11. Bankruptcy.

I'm holding my Nasdaq short until probably power hour tomorrow, then see what the dealio is. If it's another inside candle like today i'll probably cover and wait in cash. If it sets lower low, I may add to my position.

Natty gas killed it today. Gap up and just kept going all day. From what I can tell from the chart it seems there should be at least a couple more days of green on this before the price skids back down. We'll see tomorrow. I am doing 2x leverage of this trade. Was kinda hoping it would retrace some of that gap during the day before resuming bullish but nope, boosters ignited. Stop loss is at the top of the gap for now.

>> No.12441832

Some munis had minor sell offs today but I'm looking at adding more HYD

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thye litterally lit California on fire

>> No.12441855

>inside candle

Oh wait, looking at wrong chart there. No inside candle. Lower low too. Yeah i'm holding that short for a bit.

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youve got Courage to be trading Ntty gas with this volatilitu
Ill never touch the stuff above 3

>> No.12441883

There is literally nothing wrong with that.

>> No.12441887

Thank god I bought the dip and sold higher before all this came to light. Feel kinda bad for the fuckers who got trapped and lost they money once this came out. Aside; Thinking of selling my T stock after Feb 1st (after they pay the divvy). Gonna roll the proceeds into more AMRN or dump it back into my bank. Got VZ so I'll still be able to get all the gains from the 5G

>> No.12441910

didn't that one guy who managed a private equity firm lose all his client's money because of natural gas?

>> No.12441917

Not really seeing the problem here

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You know, in comparison to some of the bullshit i've traded, this one on the natgas doesn't even feel that crazy.

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their problem was that they didnt burn enough down

they were scheduled to burn down at least one major city, along with a couple themeparks

>> No.12441939

this. buy qqq calls. it's a no brainer.

>> No.12442010

anybody ever trade under the effect of phenibut?

>no fear
>no nerves
>no anxious calls

only issue is I could see you being a little more reckless, but if you know proper risk management i think the pros far outweigh the cons. I can recall a shit load of times I got out too early because of overthinking, phenibut would help a shit ton with that

>> No.12442038

I take a large amount of many things to cope with this trader life

>> No.12442039

apologies for a newfag question, but can someone actually convince me that stock trading is more profitable than gambling?

>> No.12442064

just look at the DOW Jones Industrial Average and the S&P 500 over time.

>> No.12442076

Depends on how you're trading. Position trading is great. Day trading is shit. Swing trading is okay.

Or just invest and let the market itself do the work.

>> No.12442095

Smart investing will assure a comfy retirement.

>> No.12442103

Today SemGroup closed at $16.92

>> No.12442109

Buy Clinuvel its going to triple digits next 2-3 years

>> No.12442115


>> No.12442133

whats smart investing in your opinion

>> No.12442145

why would an aus company go triple digits?

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If oil stays low around here this year Goodyear Tires might scoop back up to 30s. Its worth buying a share or two

>> No.12442150

yes but recall that we are in the absolute best times in terms of returns. correct me if im wrong but market sentiments are lowering no?

this is true bbut not a helpful statement. on aside note, is crypto a smart investment?

where do you learn to trade? and do you actually make returns? because a friend of mine who's all into TA and stock market knowledge doesn't seem to make any $ after one particularly bad investment in the options market

>> No.12442152

if you do your research, take moderate positions and hold then you will profit. If youre just trading pumps then you will die penniless in the gutter

>> No.12442176

Im expecting a 12B buyout from a global pharma company. They are curing Vitiligo and creating a injection that will give people a tan

>> No.12442179

We've decided to sell our house, so my trading account should be ~$200k by April.

I'm ready for the short slide anons. Who else is going all in on shorts this year once we get the first official quarter marking the upcoming recession.

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Like always? I'm still a bit new to the stock market, but sitting on a 13 percent profit on what I put in

>> No.12442204

Sick burn. Other guy btfo

>> No.12442220

Zynga, wow.

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natty gaz futures trading up another 1.65%.

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>> No.12442306

This is fucking retarded, ignore this anon

>> No.12442311


I love you too, sweetie. +1.82%

>> No.12442318

What's the best divi growth stock right now?

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>> No.12442358

BAC C JPM are the best dividend growth stocks since the stress test
also SBUX and LOW but they arent exactly on sale

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>> No.12442365

thank you

>> No.12442397

I kinda want to short Procter & Gamble because of that filth commercial Gillette put out today. Kinda goes against my 'never trade based on social politics' rule though.

>> No.12442415

What would possess you to buy Zynga?

>> No.12442427

thats a terrible idea for multiple reason lol
Youd be shorting a Dog of the Dow (Nike a Dow hound also mooned a bit after the negro commerical). in longer term, this probably wont effect sales either

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Low cost, seemed like it had hit the low it would and it would increase, especially after the last time everyone got burned. And it seems good so far. I just never know when to sell.

>> No.12442479

who's buying?
not me.

>> No.12442502

If you're a bear in this economy, you're a retard. You're not quite as retarded as me though, the bull that didn't cash out his long positions which were up over 50%, thinking the bull run would keep up through the new year. I'm HODL still, but if you don't buy the dip and wait for the next run, you're just gonna be one step behind the game.

>> No.12442518

>buy high, sell low
The only time you cut losses and "get rid of losers" is on penny stocks and the like, but those should be only a small part of your portfolio, and money you're willing to see go bye bye just like gambling. If you're selling your fucking value stocks that are paying dividends just because they're experiencing market corrections, you may as well quit now.

>> No.12442530

I wished my chilis did boneless wings lije that, its all african american youths

>> No.12442563

Every single one of these anons talking about shorting PG has at least one of their products in their house


>> No.12442609


yeah you're probably right

>> No.12442653
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>> No.12442657

they literally declared bankruptcy
how retarded would one have to be to actually buy it

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>tfw sober 6 years
at least I have nicotine

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it's a start, I suppose

>> No.12442699

>he doesn't know what buy high sell low means

>> No.12442704

I just watched it. Liquid cringe.

That said, PG isn't worth shorting because of it. Gillette is <10% of revenue. I, however, will definitely be switching over to Schick or Norelco because of this--It's more important than ever these days to be a discerning and fickle consumer. I'm confident they're going to see a decline in Gillette revenue as well.

>> No.12442716

I can't say you're getting much value regardless of the price you bought at.

>> No.12442720


Oh, I know. I'm not actually going to short them.

>they literally declared bankruptcy
>how retarded would one have to be to actually buy it

People wanna buy dying/dead companies all the time. Hell, I know there are some folks in the world somewhere who made bank off trading the death twitches of Sears.

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>not sober
dumb zoomer

>> No.12442760

should I make the next /smg/ thread?

>> No.12442763

What was the ad for, anyway? Just an internet ad?

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CGA moon incomming?

>> No.12442771


>> No.12442780


Just Gillette in general I think. It wasn't highlighting any particular product.

>> No.12442809

I meant was it a full ad campaign (for TV, internet, etc.), or just an internet exclusive/just a video on their channel?

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>> No.12442831

dude stop trading penny stocks lmao
just buy options on real companies, they're much less risky

>> No.12442871

oh yea, that easy huh?
fucking faggot lol

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I know you don't understand the concept of this, leddit man, but I made that post to parody another anon

>> No.12442916

I'm going sober.. seriously.. after this bottle of Xanax and this 12 pack of stella.. I'm going sober.. gave away about half ounce of weed and my vape pens... did my last bit of coke on friday.. going to focus on my future.. here's to sobriety fellas.. going all in on LCI

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How do I buy stocks guys? Robinhood? Some generic brokerage? What do you use?

im retarbeb

>> No.12442994

can confirm

>> No.12443024

read the OP
most people here use robinhood (only an option for Americlaps), but Comfy uses TD Ameritrade
if you're going to use a broker that isn't robinhood, I recommend Interactive Brokers


>> No.12443048

I go through ally bank which is a bit different than most here. Robinhood seems to be the way to go for starters though.

>> No.12443064

>that pic
yikes..even reddit isn't this gay

>> No.12443070

Pendulum was wrong again. We are going back to December lows.


>> No.12443085

Interactive brokers require 5 000 deposit. What the hell. Asking me what I work, how much I make, my net worth.,piss off what is this the government??

>> No.12443118

know your customer laws require them to gather this info
you could be isis anon

>> No.12443129

I don't think IB has the minimum deposit requirement anymore, but they still have the monthly minimum fee/commission schedule. IB is only worth it if you're an institution or if you're actively trading a sizable account.

>> No.12443134

where are my SQQQ Niggas at?

>> No.12443149
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stop buying SQQQ

>> No.12443160

Probably writing suicide notes right now.

>> No.12443172

Powell is rigging the market bud, it's over


buy the 100x leverage SPY etf and retire

>> No.12443189

but it got liquidated at open this morning

>> No.12443216


>> No.12443235
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>Turns off filter to reply

>> No.12443245

i'ma include the trip in the next op I make just for that faggot.

>> No.12443252

I bought SQQQ before close.

>> No.12443257

As opposed to what? Seems like it's done well enough

>> No.12443263

Out of OGE, BAC, NRG, F, and C, which one should I sell some of for rent money?

>> No.12443276

Sold F last January, set the tone for a year of wins. Get rid of that gay shit.

>> No.12443295
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I've done it, I've created the ultimate portfolio:

>5.8% $KO
>21.32% $ENB
>7.9% $SO
>10.73% $KMI
>43.37% $T
>0.2% $BRG
>10.69% $F

This will give you maximum boomer-style gains.

>> No.12443300

U should really only buy SQQQ if TQQQ is around 70$ if not its a shit buy.

>> No.12443308


if that fake green candle pattern (i believe i called it the fuck everything pattern) where each day is a "green" candle, but we close lower, then you may get a dip RIGHT at open
take it and wait until we get through some bank earnings desu
no one knows whats about to happen (except for powpow)

>> No.12443334

I like VZ better than T desu
Also I just dislike the list kek
You probably shouldn't be speculating if you can't afford rent, Anon

>> No.12443352

Someone just gave me all this shit, I don't know what to do with it.

>> No.12443356

What are you like 70 fucking get that shitty boomer portfolio out of here

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>> No.12443367
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am feeling bullish on Tom Cruse
how me long Tom Cruse

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Based Nips finishing the job

>> No.12443387

wow 2.4% in 6 years
very impressive

>> No.12443390

lol my bond mutual funds do better.

>> No.12443394

adjusted the holdings slightly because the website I use didn't let me input decimals in the percentage section

>> No.12443405

What site is this?

>> No.12443414

What's going on in Japan, it's on fire?

>> No.12443420


>> No.12443431
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>> No.12443465

Does that site do dividends? lmao, doesn't look like it.

>> No.12443473

How valuable is back testing?
I mean muh past returns =/= future

>> No.12443479

not when considering fees.
Do you even own a depot?

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that's including divvies and DRIP

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Sold a couple shares today, holding some because it's earning season, and China is beginning it's big economic slowdown

>We have not even begin to peak

>> No.12443551

So, that’s the power of dividends

>> No.12443560

why the hell do british stocks appear in pence? damn brits

>> No.12443572


>> No.12443583

I'm getting $13048.76 on my backtest for the same period :thinking:

I mean yea it's not great, buy and hold is a losing strategy though. This is supposed to be actively managed.

>> No.12443585

You'd suck any dick presented to you.

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idk how options trading works. is there any point in buying $0.01 calls that require 182% increase to break even, expiring like 3 months from now? there is almost no chance of the stock coming close to break even price but assuming the stock increases even a little, how does this affect the option price?

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>> No.12443598

>assuming the stock increases even a little
theta decay will make sure it stays $0.01, like seriously, who would buy that shit?

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woops wrong one. same principle tho.

>> No.12443615

that's from 1994 you mong.

>> No.12443616

Mirin how low that market correlation is
Will be hedging my portfolio with bonds in the future

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You know me too well

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>Do you even own a depot?
You mean a Tire depot? Of course not.
Fees? I dont know what youre talking about

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>"Thanks a lot. You just costed me a lot of money, idiot."

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have some compassion bro

>> No.12443654
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the point is average returns.

now you're thinking with bonds.

Here's a non-meme boomer portfolio btw.

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>b-but pendulums returns show he made 15k off of 10k!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you want me to feel something? Because besides disgust and anger i feel nothing but pity for scum market general of weenies

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>He just realized bond don't follow the stock market
Seriously? That's day one economics you retard

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fuck it right?

>> No.12443672

livestream your inevitable suicide.

>> No.12443679
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What do you think, lads? Buy the dip? Surely they can't set another huge deadly wildfire in California.

>> No.12443680

I mean, it's definitely a gamble on a large increase in the underlying price and IV. If you have a decent platform, you should be able to model it.

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sick burn

>> No.12443706

Imma buy feb 1 calls tomorrow. They’re gonna get bailed out.

>> No.12443708

why did you choose ibm and yum brands?

>> No.12443725

Past returns may not equal future returns, but they're the bare minimum for predictive power. Beats totally random guesses.

mostly at random/cuz I like them.

>> No.12443747

welp, looks like the bears are getting deep dicked tomorrow

I don't ever really feel to bad for those smug cunts though, desu senpai

>> No.12443750

arent we mostly bears tho?

>> No.12443753

yea federal debt generally goes opposite, erryone knows that. but i cant really blame him if he just started not that long ago. bonds have been acting ALL KINDS of fucked up since that yield spike last feb

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Green day but only because of what I have in Canopy Growth.

I think i'm going to sell it and put it in Apple, then when it dips reinvest in Canopy. The type of growth its giving is scaring me.

>> No.12443764

if /smg/ is mostly bears, 99% chance of a multi week rally

>> No.12443769

im not taking any position for longer than a day or a night until i see more about ERs desu
fuck guessing. im macro bearish but i see a kiss of 270 on SPY before fucking ANYTHING else happens

>> No.12443770

Bears are so stupid lmao

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Check'd, kek'd, reck'd

>Beats totally random guesses.
Nah brah, learn to Brownian motion and Monte Carlo analysis

Entropy rules over everything, no exceptions

>> No.12443785

Ultralong bull and dividend fag reporting in

>> No.12443789

We all saw you mr twink

>> No.12443792

So are blacks haha

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gotta say magnefag is the nu-est and even a self admitted redditor, but he schooled the fuck out of big5 earlier w his botnet link, and i can appreciate that desu

big5s prolly blasted on some downers rn and has NO IDEA hes mining buttcoins for magnefag


>> No.12443845

Futures spiking up randomly.

I'm guessing we got a China deal and it leaked.

>> No.12443855

You are watching a delayed chart there broski

>> No.12443856

green open is bear market behavior
I'd be less nervous about slightly red futures

>> No.12443867

>the absolute state of bears

>> No.12443881

Best of luck lci, if you were a heavy alc and benzo user, take it slow, shit can kill you. And is the worst withdrawal imaginable.

t. Been through many withdrawals, including alc and benzo.

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or some bankers told each other how ERs are going is more likely

im tellin yall if its gap down tomorrow, buy the dip, sell before close. if it does THAT, then its down a little for a fakeout, then up to 270, then down to new lows. this all could take months tho. i really dont think anything dramatic will happen till ERs are more clear.

i kno cuz my dad IS morgan stanley and he told me desu senpaitachi

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I accidentally PG&E
Should I kill myself?

>> No.12443904

>all these filtered posts
Tripnigger hour or what?

>> No.12443916

I cant find any news fir that futures spike. We going 2017 again bois.

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Filter these nuts with your tonsils faggot

>> No.12443929

>smallspec #100000000 that thinks netflix is overvalued

youre getting FUCKED bears, again
Just like all the other times

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AND you 3x shorted the daq (tho youll prolly be able to get out tomorrow ngl)?
just end it

dont worry, i gave them the talk >>12441376

>> No.12443940

nothing on the reuters wire yet besides thi

>> No.12443945
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New Tripfrags in the thread is reaching a critical mass, just like in October

The surest sign of a big upcoming drop that there is

>> No.12443946

>We going 2017 again bois
literally never again
i cant stress this enough

FEDfunds has to be back at zero and were a LONG way from that now

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The NASDAQ doesn't matter
SPY doesn't matter
The DOW doesn't matter
Only LCI matters

>> No.12443954

seems most trips are bearish tho
something of a paradox, isnt it?

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No. Banks earnings. Nothing more. Also buy Brazil.

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>seems most trips are bearish tho
Got any numbers to back up that claim?
Because it seems like the opposite to me , with most anons bearish, most trips blindly bullish

It seems like one of us is suffering from confirmation bias perhaps?

>> No.12444017

I have trouble discerning most other tripfag slants, but personally I remain bearish for 2019 as a whole and the next few years.

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noice digits
no i guess im just completely unaware of most of these new trips desu
but me and baggy were always the bearfags traditionally

oh yea and obviously the gommies a bear too >>12444017

>buy Brazil.
im honestly just gonna move there. i wanna trade their market. i bet it would be a thousand times easier without all the big players that bully us here in the US market

plus their music is dope
also bunda

>> No.12444074

have you ever listened to brazilian funk? it's terrible repetitive shit about girls shaking their asses

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mcdonalds gap up tomarrow

>> No.12444098

Im the only true bull

I read every post here, all these other bulls are fake as fuck. not even ciovacci can compete with my Bullish bias

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we're reaching levels of capitalism that shouldn't even be possible

>> No.12444116

theres a lot of different music in brazil senpai
it aint all just pop
they take music really seriously down there, unlike in the states. plus id be going south brazil anyways cuz i dont like it that hot, and southern brazilians are based (plus theres a bunch of bossa nova studio work there which would be dope)

heres some synthwave dude from around there that BTFO literally the entire genre

>> No.12444119

fucking BASED goddamn it i love trump

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Baggy changes his position by the hour, he isn't long term anything ever since he capitulated bull less than a week before Octobers crash

Also Brazil does sound fantastic, only problem with stock trading down there could be the lack of options (stock variety, not "options" in the broker trading sense)

Once you have a few Brazilian asses shaking on you, then you won't give a single fuck what the music sounds like, because bunda is life

>> No.12444137

Can any anon tell me the proper reimbursement for a financial advisor nowadays?

>> No.12444147

>Also Brazil does sound fantastic, only problem with stock trading down there could be the lack of options (stock variety, not "options" in the broker trading sense)
sure but if i was doing something like that id go down with a fuckin algo. im not gonna be trying to invest. thats what i mean by less crowded. theres actually room for a little guy down there to do that kind of stuff. not so much up here

>> No.12444151

If i ever i get semi-rich i would definitely consider moving to southern brazil. It's a beautiful country (for the weatlhy) plus i speak portuguese so that wouldn't be a problem
ah it ain't that special. Here in portugal brazilians are seen basically as cheep, drunk whores and it's kinda true desu. At least in nightclubs brazilians are usually the most degenerates and a bit disgusting

>> No.12444152

I'm bearish long term, but am enjoying swinging calls in the meantime.

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>stop buying SQQQ


>> No.12444175

absolute madman

Damn I love Trump

>> No.12444188

yea i suck at portuguese but id pick it up. plus brazilian portuguese is way more informal than euro version. i got a buddy down there anyways who would help me get on my feet

not to mention, since bolsonaro is the quintessential establishment candidate down there, i suspect were gonna see a "trump effect" of sorts. ever since the fucker got stabbed its been outperforming all other EMs

>> No.12444195

VET looks like a buy. GE looks like a buy. SPY, DIA, and AMD look like shorts. NFLX looking like a nice put opportunity by EOM.

>> No.12444238

Portuguese is a hard language to learn but brazilian portuguese is a lot easier since they simplified most verbs. Ever since Bolsonaro won i've been quite proud of Brazil and i'd say Brazil is a great market to invest this year

>> No.12444261

I can teach you portuguese and guide you, I'm favelanon, brazilian native speaker that can talk in english.

I can help any other anon for free too, just add me telegram later and its fine.
[email protected]

>> No.12444268

>no other sizes of this image found

>> No.12444273

I've seen you around biz i think. Are you the anon that in São Paulo?

>> No.12444282

*that anon in São Paulo

>> No.12444284

its an horrific combination of Spanish and Portuguese
really ghetto Brazilian is an abomination of its own, worse than the most border style texmex

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>>ah it ain't that special. Here in portugal brazilians are seen basically as cheep, drunk whores and it's kinda true desu. At least in nightclubs brazilians are usually the most degenerates and a bit disgusting
sounds perfect
>move to brazil for a few years, use a fake name and burner phone to impregnate as many girls as you possibly can
>move back to USA to start a family with a hardworking qt
>the joy of monogamous long term partnership
>the joy of a large genetic lineage in the world, no matter how neet the kids I and my wife have are

true wealth is not money, true wealth is a large bloodline, a large impact on humanities future genepool

true wealth is being the great great grandfather of entire nations

when our money is dust and our deeds are forgotten, the DNA left in future generations will be the only measurable impact you have had on the world

>> No.12444335

Well to each his own but for your plan to work you're going to need to be quite wealthy brazilian girls are some of most gold-digging whores around they really only go for the richest guy

>> No.12444405

appreciate the offer senpai
sadly i still have unfinished business to attend to in the states. but as soon as i dont have a good reason to be here, im out. south america is a place and imma go there.
plus, for all the drawbacks of it currently, id rather be in a place thats on the UPswing, unlike the rest of the west, which seems to be gradually fading out

>true wealth is not money, true wealth is a large bloodline, a large impact on humanities future genepool
i guess, but you cant buy shit with your genepool

>> No.12444414

me gonna have a big mac, hot n spicy, 10 nuggets, and quarter pounder




>> No.12444418

Why are futures pumping

>> No.12444475

Just that very fact that Brazil was one of the handful of markets in the world over the weekend that were upward with all that bad news should be enough to convince everyone that from EMs - Brazil btfos both India and Mexico.

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For middle class wealth management ot for the Rich? Also pic relevant for green futures.

>> No.12444513

god damn i hate chinks so fucking much

>> No.12444615

Of portfolio of about $500,000. Many thanks.

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