if you got 1 million right now, no strings attached. what do you do?

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Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:16:00 2019 No.12434332 [Reply] [Original]

if you got 1 million right now, no strings attached. what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:17:32 2019 No.12434344 >>12434332 FUCK OFF, WISHFUL THINKING FAGGOT. STOP BULLYING PEOPLE WITH YOUR FANCY, IMAGINARY REALITY.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:17:49 2019 No.12434352 Market buy link

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:17:53 2019 No.12434353 no joke? i put 90% of it in chainlink

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:18:22 2019 No.12434361 >>12434332 buy bitcoin and wait

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:18:59 2019 No.12434373 Retire Thats enough that I can invest it safely and not work another job. Will attempt to get my family retired so they don't have to wagecuck though and since I don't have a wife less likely to get half taken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:24:52 2019 No.12434423 >>12434332 Two chicks at once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:26:31 2019 No.12434431 Buy house and sit on LINK.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:36:11 2019 No.12434501 >>12434353 50% maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:36:36 2019 No.12434504 >>12434332 Vanguard high yield dividend fund

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:37:00 2019 No.12434505 >>12434423 $500k each

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:37:45 2019 No.12434514 >>12434373 Only actual High IQ individual here, the another idiots are a bunch of degenerate gamblers betting on a scamcoin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:38:53 2019 No.12434527 >>12434373 >family cuck spotted

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:42:06 2019 No.12434551 >>12434373 really? you're gonna retire off just 1 mil? that's only 40k a year if you can get 4% return a year... basically poverty

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:44:48 2019 No.12434588 >>12434332 delete all crypto related bookmarks and never ever come back to this shithole

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:53:03 2019 No.12435043 >>12434423 That's it? You'd sleep with two women at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:54:05 2019 No.12435051 >>12434332 I'd kill myself.

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:56:55 2019 No.12435069

Retire, the fact that I could now wake up at 10AM everyday and never wagecuck again would make me weep tears of joy.

I can actually live with only $1000 every month, my house is already paid for, the rest of the money I would use to help my sister, and then I would quietly rot in peace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:58:13 2019 No.12435076 Pump link so I can dump this scam on brainlets

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:58:42 2019 No.12435084 >>12434332 Kill myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:00:45 2019 No.12435097 >>12435051 >>12435084 What are you retards smoking? Why do you need a million dollars to kill yourself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:01:31 2019 No.12435104 make buy some stocks with dividends and travel around the world

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:02:27 2019 No.12435111 >>12434332 Wait for the crypto market to bottom out and drop 50k on coins in the top 5.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:03:23 2019 No.12435118 >>12434332 T H A I L A N D L A D Y B O Y S

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:03:30 2019 No.12435119 >>12435069 >Retire, the fact that I could now wake up at 10AM everyday and never wagecuck again would make me weep tears of joy. You will end up becoming nocturnal and run a high risk of insane depression.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:14:11 2019 No.12435170 >>12434332 Buy real estate, start renting it. Join a calypso band

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:15:58 2019 No.12435180 Mutual fund and rent real estate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:18:54 2019 No.12435194 >>12435097 How else am I going to be able to put together a Rube Goldberg machine? Build each component myself? Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:21:36 2019 No.12435210 >>12434332 Put 90% into a variety of municipal bonds. 5% into crypto. 5% wasted on shit I want. Then refinance my debt into lower interest rate loans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:24:31 2019 No.12435232 File: 27 KB, 474x535, 1547440214745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buy camera >burn the rest >post on /biz/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:27:40 2019 No.12435249 File: 2.06 MB, 1280x720, 6aa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BE FREE, LIBERATE YOURSELF https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:31:28 2019 No.12435268 >>12434332 smoking weed and browsing 4 chan and jewtube, oh shit thats what I am doing all day, maybe Im already a millionaire?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:31:45 2019 No.12435270 >>12434344 children browse this board you uncultured pig man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:32:04 2019 No.12435272 >>12434332 travel the world

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:32:38 2019 No.12435277 >>12434501 95 at minimum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:38:20 2019 No.12435303 >>12434332 All in on LINK

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:43:02 2019 No.12435328
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>>12434332

> Pay off my poor elderly single mothers house
> Buy solar panels and batteries for her
> - $500K AUD
> Pay off my apartment
> - $300K AUD
> Let my poor elderly schizophrenic dad live in it (Divorced)
> Buy myself a nice house
> - $800K AUD
> Buy Solar Panels/Batteries/Water Tank for new house with panels and battery power for excess power to sell back to the grid
> Buy another apartment for $320K AUD
> Rent it out for ~ $1400 AUD per month
> Put 20K towards a much needed new car
> Put 30K into furnishing the house
> Put 30K into savings
> Go back to working fulltime and being content that my parents, despite all their flaws, are taken care of. And that I have a home to be proud of where my girlfriend and I can raise a happy, healthy, functional family.
> Despite my low income I'd be okay with the supplemental rent income of +$1400 a month

It's not the best. But I think this is how I would spend it.

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:46:26 2019 No.12435353

>>12435328
Without even realising I calculated for two million. If I somehow got $1 million?

> Mum house + Solar + Batteries ~ $500K
> Pay off Apartment, give it to dad ~ $300K
> Put $100K into house deposit for ~ $500K range house
> Put 50K into savings
> 20K into new car
> 10K into furnishing unpaid of house
> 20K into crypto
> Back to wageslaving

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:49:04 2019 No.12435374 >>12434551 Bro if u can't get 20% a year you deserve to have nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:50:10 2019 No.12435377 >>12435353 >>12435328 This is really fucking dumb. I just know you’ll be wageslaving forever if this is how you spend a million. I bet you bought LINK. Don’t even tell me otherwise because I won’t believe you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:50:26 2019 No.12435378 >>12434332 >be me >get 1 million dollars no strings attached >develop feelings for the 1 million dollars and it ends up breaking up with me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:56:45 2019 No.12435421 Pay taxes. Then >>12434504 and >>12434373.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:05:41 2019 No.12435481 File: 143 KB, 909x1143, shitfolio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12435377 I bought link And how would you spend it wiseguy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:06:49 2019 No.12435491 >>12434332 Buy CIA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:07:31 2019 No.12435497 realistically however id buy a coffee shop in the hipster part of town and say everything is organic and supports paying mexican farmers a decent wage and ill also offer blowjobs too

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:19:16 2019 No.12435551

>>12435481
Sorry for the late reply but I would put a lot more into crypto. I can't tell you exactly how much I'd put in because that would be something I'd spend a long time deciding but it would be at least 100k. Paying off a mortgage is fine but 500k is way too much. Are you going to sell your mothers house? No. That's just 500k into the void, then. If you were intelligent, you'd realise that you should be investing the windfall so that you have even more money. Maybe open a Subway or something.

>>12435481
>shitfolio

That truly is a shitfolio but at least you know it. I have advice for you and anyone else who has a portfolio of this quality. There is a site, ICONOMI. They have crypto index funds (the safest being the Blockchain Index). That's what you should be buying if you have no idea what you're doing. You should turn that entire shitfolio into BTC, send it to your newly made iconomi account and then put it into one of the digital portfolios.

I'm only giving you this advice because you're a fellow Australian. I ignore the vast majority of the idiots on this board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:22:20 2019 No.12435568 >>12435491 We're not sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:23:19 2019 No.12435573 >>12434332 Double it in a year, easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:32:55 2019 No.12435621 >>12434332 5 months of nothing, buyng a lot of dank weed and making music After that I will come back to my life and try to invest what it's left

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:40:48 2019 No.12435665
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>>12434332
>Pay off my student loans
>Pay my parents back for raising me so they shut the fuck up about it
>Hire a dietitian and a personal trainer
>Start HRT
>Hire a master surgeon to remold my body into that of a shemale porn star
>Spend the rest of my life sucking dick and subsisting off of daddy's cummies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:51:13 2019 No.12435716 File: 722 KB, 587x584, Ch56clO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12434332 Buy my mother a house, put my future children in private school, continue university and my internship, invest obviously

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:57:29 2019 No.12435751
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>>12435551
>That truly is a shitfolio but at least you know it. I have advice for you and anyone else who has a portfolio of this quality. There is a site, ICONOMI. They have crypto index funds (the safest being the Blockchain Index). That's what you should be buying if you have no idea what you're doing. You should turn that entire shitfolio into BTC, send it to your newly made iconomi account and then put it into one of the digital portfolios.
>I'm only giving you this advice because you're a fellow Australian. I ignore the vast majority of the idiots on this board.

That sounds pretty legit desu. Thanks patriot-anon

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 03:02:24 2019 No.12435777

>>12434332
Buy one of those commercial cargo vans like a Ford Transit or RAM Promaster, build an incognito camper, and then bum around in it for a year or two. See if I can find a place that I would like to actually settle down. Probably document the process on YouTube or something for supplemental income. If done properly, I could probably come out ahead on the deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 03:04:04 2019 No.12435787 >>12434332 Buy a house, impregnate my sister and live happily ever after

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 03:05:10 2019 No.12435796

>>12434332
All in bank high interest savings account (4-6%) untill april then after april put the 30+K (after taxes) into my bank account find another high interest savings account live off the 30K for 2 years then take the interest out, pay off 25% of my homes value and look for another place to live with plenty of land. 2 years down the line I can pay off my house in it's entirety and look for a place upwards of 600K might even buy back my old home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 03:05:46 2019 No.12435798 I JUST WANT AN ASIAN GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 03:05:58 2019 No.12435800 >>12434332 >if you got 1 million right now, no strings attached. what do you do? I guess I'd go on vacation for a few weeks and think about what I want to do with my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 03:59:51 2019 No.12436056 By an apartment, buy a property in the woods. Keep studying and be a meme academic like Craig Wright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 05:21:54 2019 No.12436368 >>12435043 Fucking zoomers have never seen Office Space.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 05:22:46 2019 No.12436378 >>12435119 This is what poor wagecucks actually believe..

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 05:25:11 2019 No.12436392
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>>12434332
Put it in multiple savings accounts.
Reserve 100k - 200k to trade with in crypto.

Wait for the housing bubble to pop to buy a house. Wait for the stock market to crash to buy cheap stocks with dividend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 05:26:06 2019 No.12436395 >>12434332 I would call up my nniggas, buy massive quantities of drugs, and throw parties while gambling with my niggas. 1 milliion isnt alot anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 05:33:21 2019 No.12436418 Most important thing to do is to buy a house in a low property tax state and then you are set. Once the house is completely paid off even a social security check provides enough income for a comfortable lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 07:51:28 2019 No.12436867 >>12434332 Become an accredited investor so my LINK/LP shares don't get me sent to federal prison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:12:07 2019 No.12436968 >>12436378 It's true though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:27:28 2019 No.12437022 >>12436418 pretty much this. eternal neetdom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 09:24:18 2019 No.12437298 Revenge

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 10:09:07 2019 No.12437518 >>12434332 Invest, marry my gf and retire

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 10:15:04 2019 No.12437547 Move to thailand and buy a cheap condo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 10:30:24 2019 No.12437645 >>12435232 Nobody would care and probably think it's fake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 11:00:53 2019 No.12437933 Real estate. I've only invested in thousands. No major losses but I just don't trust myself with that much investment money. Renting out a house or two is more guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 11:08:05 2019 No.12437992 >>12434332 Start a charity to help with the diagnosis and understanding of the autism spectrum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 11:35:41 2019 No.12438221 >>12434332 big chunk of land in Alaska or British Columbia and just /out/ it. Some comfy stuff like scuba gear and what not, put what evers left over in gold for the time being.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 11:39:28 2019 No.12438245 >>12437547 Kek thailand is shithole and you can do that with 50k

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 11:40:38 2019 No.12438250 >>12434332 buy a farm next to a costco in a legal state and grow cannabis whole sale for the rest of my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 11:52:44 2019 No.12438334 File: 170 KB, 1192x1400, 1533917147165.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >apply for neetbux >live somewhat comfortably for the next 40 years with about 2,500€/month >die due to heart attack in my mid sixties since im a fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 11:56:05 2019 No.12438364 >>12434332 >Pay off dents >buy properties >rent properties >start property management company >???? >profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 12:14:48 2019 No.12438510 >>12434332 I assume you mean USD? In that case I would buy an apartment to live in. This one kind of sucks but the amenities are good so maybe this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 12:20:09 2019 No.12438561 All the people ITT saying they would spend most of it on their parents or family are fucking stupid. If you give them money they just feel entitled to it and demand more. "And the earth said to man - I am no more, I have nothing more to give"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 12:58:39 2019 No.12438989 File: 648 KB, 1836x1836, 1518999371332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12435378

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 12:59:58 2019 No.12438998 >>12434332 Fund graphic design and production for my card game

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 13:00:50 2019 No.12439008 Make a farm to save animals and raise an army to fight the globalists

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 13:11:47 2019 No.12439135 >>12439008 Uhh... hahhahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 13:14:41 2019 No.12439175 >>12434332 i'm a 35yo doomer so i would just move to hawaii and hopefully have enough to buy a middle class house there. any left over i would put into utility stocks.

>>	wiskwi11y` Mon Jan 14 13:15:29 2019 No.12439186 >>12434332 Kneepads, lots and lots

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 13:16:18 2019 No.12439198 Put 98% of it into XRP. Keep 2% around in cash. Wait 2 years, spend every day laughing at retards on 4channel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 13:16:21 2019 No.12439200 >>12434332 all into link and become a billionaire

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 13:18:54 2019 No.12439226 >>12439198 Those complimentary digits.

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:05:55 2019 No.12440232

>>12434332
First thing I would do is fund my higher education.
Second I would pay for my parents to travel all around the world and see everything it has to offer while they can.
Third I would save and invest the money. I wouldn't take any big risks like bitcoin. I would invest in something solid even if with small returns.
Lastly, I would use some to get my favorite characters from FGO.
Yes that's what I want. I don't care about wagecucking. I love what I'm studying and so long as I get to be a researcher then it's all fine. I just want the money as a fail-safe. Something I can look it in my bank account and be glad it's there. I want to bask in the sense of security having money will give me, I don't want to spend it on frivolous things.

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:13:31 2019 No.12440298

>>12434332
keep the money in a high interest savings account while dollar cost averaging $20K per month into the market over the next 50 months in safe, reliable dividend stocks with an average yield of 3.5, adding 35,000 in extra passive income per year, which will continually grow as I reinvest the dividends and the dividend rates grow annually

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:15:03 2019 No.12440315 >>12434332 Kill everyone I know probably HAHAHA I'M JUST KIDDING FBI

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:16:16 2019 No.12440326 >>12434588 the only smart one here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:16:48 2019 No.12440332 >>12434332 Buy a house, build a studio and neet it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:17:03 2019 No.12440333 >>12434332 all in bonds since interest rates are skyrocketing rn

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:19:26 2019 No.12440361 >>12434332 I could finally escape this hellhole ghetto of a neighbourhood i'm stuck in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:22:20 2019 No.12440385 >>12434332 Half into dividend stocks and the other half into real estate. Prolly take $50k to blow as mad money, vacation, new car, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:08:18 2019 No.12440848 >>12434332 >buy high sell low.

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