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You will be too stupid to understand it anyway. But here is the latest release from Satoshi Nakamoto.

Parented by nChain for the one true Bitcoin.

https://medium.com/@craig_10243/smart-card-based-mobile-wallets-9cb75595b71d

Go hard or go home

>> No.12431274
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12431274

I'm starting to think Craig isnt the dumb Goomba I thought he was

>> No.12431280

>>12431249
>Faketoshi
This guy is about to exit scam all you SV fags and it will be glorious when he does. Good luck with your fork of a fork coin that is the ultimate shit level coin.

>> No.12431305

>>12431249
don;t like it STIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.12431317

>>12431280
Yes that's why he burns million's of dollars mining bsv at loss.
You have no idea, absolutely no idea.
1000+ patents by Satoshi himself who knows more about what bitcoin is capable of than anyone else.

>> No.12431323 [DELETED] 

Vishnu

>> No.12431333

>>12431323
Tell me more

>> No.12431338

>>12431249
>parented
ook then

>> No.12431372

>>12431317
give me a tl;dr

>> No.12431382
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>>12431317
You dumb fuck that's the ultimate pyramid scam level shit right there. He "invests" tons of his own money at a "loss" meanwhile he collects massive amounts of the coin behind the scenes. Next step he will have some over the top product or innovation that will "change the world of crypto" and pump the price sky high. Then he will dump every fucking coin on all of you brain dead morons who blindly following, all the while still sucking his dick and loving every minute of getting absolutely anally JUST'd, and all because
>Muh Satoshi

>> No.12431390

>>12431372
Smart cards combined with smartphone to have secure keys. Makes it possible to grant safe secure access and also to use bitcoin with changing public keys.
One transaction, one new public key. No reuse of public keys with one wallet.
It's the best privacy feature and also like it was explained/intended in the whitepaper

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>>12431249
Ok Sirs, here is the crypto Brown Tablet. CreJ JayJay is unironically SatoJ. There is a vishnu living on the blockchain. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger poos to poo in loo. Please sir do the needful.

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>>12431274
yesss....yesss embrace the Vishnu.

>> No.12431421

>>12431249
>faketoshi gayord wright
>releasing anything ever

>> No.12431422

>>12431249
>We (nChain) have been awarded or granted a patent [3] on the use of ECDSA as a means to securely share and create keys.
What am I reading.

>> No.12431438

>>12431422
Vague as shit garbage that could never be applied in real life. His patents are memes.

>> No.12431516
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12431516

Does Bitcoin Cash give your body rubber abilities?!

>> No.12431639

>>12431249
thank you, satoshi-san

>> No.12431777

>>12431422
Users is also a typo as uses
Kek

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>>12431382
>and pump the price sky high
so your whole post can be summed up as "haha look at you fools holding a coin that will pump sky high soon haha". got it.

>> No.12431871

>>12431317

MUH PATENTS

MUHHHHH PATENTS

HE GOT LOADS OV PATENST

HE SUE ERYONE

BCAES HE GOT LAODS OV PATENNTS

>> No.12431896

blockstream shills acting nice and cute.

>> No.12431939

corecucks on suicide watch haha

>> No.12432098

>>12431317
t. Craig Wright

Sincerely from ausfag to another, go fuck yourself cunt

>> No.12432105

>>12431390
You blocked me on Twitter you weak cuck, but I can still find you. You’re a proven fraud.

>> No.12432111

SV patents
Bitbay peg
Lightning network adoption
LINK main net

Any other copes we should add to the list?

>> No.12432158

>>12432111
Add "muh ETF" I've been waiting for that for literally years.
and checked

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>>12431382
Lukewarm IQ posts like this make me seriously think about buying some BSV just in case, if for no other reason than 99.9999% of the time the anons who scream "muh faketoshi" are clearly idiots who parrot the same NPC-friendly memes day in and day out.
This post is a great example. To anybody who isn't a complete brainlet and understands how markets function, the way this "scam" is described is just embarrassing.

>> No.12432226

>>12432111
i guess that lightning network will be used only by those who don't want to cash out their bitcoins and spend a bit. So lightning network adaption comes from earlies bitcoin adopters.

>> No.12432236

>>12431317
1) hes not mining at a loss. he just isnt profiting as much as if he was mining bitcoin. theres a difference
2) he is literally mining all the coins. you might say btc is centralized, but at least theres a couple different pools. in BSV, literally all the coins go to him and his goons.
3) >>12431382
4) https://twitter.com/ProfFaustus/status/1033385104985468928
5) he couldnt even keep the bitcoin cash name lmao and you actually think hes gonna re invent the internet >MUH METANET
6) kys

>> No.12432569

>>12431390

Unironically holy shit. If you're able to switch keys then that's pretty fucking wild. Maybe I won't be regretting my 11 sv suicide bag after all.

>> No.12432613

>>12432569
why 11? was there any 10 sv airdrop?

>> No.12433155

>>12432613

Nah, that's just what $1k worth got me a last week(ish).

>> No.12433315

>>12433155
I sold 20% of my link stack at 6.5k sats and doubled my BSV at that time, sucks but for what it’s worth, the only threat to link or any other crypto is Craig Wright’s patents and security flaws in segwit. This is going to be a crazy year.

>> No.12433327

>>12433315
Besides these two coins everything is else is shit in the market. Proof of stake is a nice showerthought.

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>>12433327
Proof of Stake is ass on fire.

>> No.12433466

>>12433362
Yea, it’s just an idea. Useless in actuality

>> No.12433499
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>>12431390
Shit. That's actually a brilliant idea.

Anyone else have any objective unbiased SV facts (or fud, I'm up for either).

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>>12433466
I agree.

>> No.12433544

>>muh muh muh

Who the fuck cares. Take a flyer on something that can potentially flip things market upside down. It's cheap enough to do and if you're worried about your $200 investment, go ask mommy for more allowance

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>> No.12433572

Good stuff OP. These rubes are completely unprepared

>> No.12433573

>>12431249
>instalment

>> No.12433622

>>12433500
Imagine actually having someone take this picture of you

>> No.12433666

>>12433573
>writing a quality article every day on top of patent filings
>making a post about a typo
Cool

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>>12433622
Imagine having nobody to take pictures of you.

>> No.12433774
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>>12433697
Imagine being able to afford a camera.

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>>12433774
imagine being able to take a shit in your own bathroom

>> No.12433858

>>12431516

Fucking rofl. Everything about this picture make's sense. And not in a good way. Christ imagine actually believing Ver. Sure Craig might be a tard but he can at least back up some of his bullshit. Roger is just a fucking aspie.

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>>12433858

>> No.12434234

>>12431390
Only 1st year PhD student (haven't even passed my quali exams yet) but I already see two ways for forgery attacks. Lol. Nice try I guess but there's a fundamental flaw.

>> No.12434256

>>12434234

It took until you got to a PhD level before you could understand this?

> yikes

>> No.12434281

>>12433851
Who ever shits in the bathroom? Civilized people shit in the toilet. Bathtubs are not meant for, you know, poop.

>> No.12434294

>>12434234
you need a minimum of a PASSED Phd to post on /biz/ please come back when you have fulfilled the requirements

>> No.12434926

>>12432111
Skycoin consensus algo

>> No.12435206

>>12431317
lmao patents
satoshi the king of open source is making patents !
imagine being this much of a fucking retard and believing this nigger for a second

>> No.12435372

>>12435206
Imagine projecting your ancap fantasy onto satoshi then rejecting him when he starts dropping pragmatic solutions that can't be patent trolled by kikes.

>> No.12435385

>>12435372
Imagine drowning yourself in the ganges

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>>12435385

>> No.12436402

>>12435372

Based

>> No.12436485

If Craig is Satoshi,
then BSV is Bitcoin

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>>12431249

>> No.12436593
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>the real Satoshi would file patents...
I'm now totally brownpilled.

>> No.12436610

>>12436498

Lol when Craig is more realistic than anyone else.

>> No.12436615

>>12436498
These guys are all nuts.