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>birthday today
>not a single person told me happy birthday
>still a virgin
>still haven’t made it financially
>crypto bag holder since January
>dead end job

what now besides death?

>> No.12421459 [DELETED] 

you haven't even been holding for a full month yet stop crying

>> No.12421464
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>>12421453
Imagine if this place wasn't full of people like you, it would be much more happier and productive environment. People like you, who den't get together ruin this place.

>> No.12421466

Just buy LINK and wait

>> No.12421467

did you turn 35 today?

>> No.12421501

>>12421467

yeah

>> No.12421554

>>12421453
Happy birthday, Anon.

>> No.12421593

Happy birthday anon. Things will get better

>> No.12421598

>>12421501
35 year old virgin. RIP.

>> No.12421599

>>12421453
you get what you put out...put in nothing you get nothing
Simple as that bud, good luck with the rest of your sad life

>> No.12421601

>>12421453
what do you think is the main reason you havent gotten laid?

>> No.12421602

>>12421464
No, normies like you ruin this place.

>> No.12421621
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>>12421501
Happy birthday fren

>> No.12421629

>>12421453
happy birthday anon

>> No.12421665

>>12421453
It#s also my birthday

I got 3 text wishes (2 from company, 1 cousin) and 2 calls (father, girlfriend)

>> No.12421682

>>12421464
people like OP made this place. 4chan has always been full of virgins. fuck off you dumb cunt

>> No.12421696

Happy birthday motherfucker, we can alway do something for change our situation , hard work and vision

>> No.12421793

>>12421696
>>12421629
>>12421621
>>12421593
>>12421554

Thanks guys

>>12421601

social awkwardness growing up, ugly as well

>>12421665

Happy birthday anon

>> No.12421801

>>12421453
Birthdays are for children to celebrate op. Grow the fuck up.

>> No.12421810

>tfw same as OP but birthday in a couple weeks
>tfw touchless kissless virgin only 2 years away from wizardhood
>tfw still not make it
>tfw cant even get dead end job

>> No.12421819
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Serious question guys, if you don't want to be a virgin and you still are at a certain age, why don't you fuck a hooker?

>> No.12421824

>>12421599
this

>> No.12421830

>>12421793
happy birthday anon.

>> No.12421839

>>12421819
that doesn't count

>> No.12421840

i fucked the sht out of a thot last night

>> No.12421841

>>12421819
being a virgin is more about social skills than it is about the physical act itself

>> No.12421843

>>12421819
I‘m afraid

>> No.12421846

Happy birthday dude!

>> No.12421848

>>12421453
Take 3 weeks off and go on a sex vacation to Thailand. It'll only cost like $3000 and you will have slept with at least 20 women.

>> No.12421851
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Happy birthday fren
I will pray for you

>> No.12421853

>>12421819
you go to jail and end up on local news as some kind of sex ring sting

>> No.12421856

hey anon
happy birthday

NOT

LMFAOOOOOO LOSER!!!!!!!

>> No.12421858

>>12421853
Just USA things

>> No.12421868

>>12421453
Happy birthday, don't give up, you never know what the future holds. Maybe try going to church one day, you may find it weird but people are usually pretty nice over there

>> No.12421884

Don’t giv up fren. Things could be worse. Some people made terrible mistakes and are paying for it for their entire lives. You just didn’t start your life yet :^)

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>>12421453

I turned 35 last month too anon, also stuck in this living hell. For what it's worth, happy birthday and congratulations on making it this far bro. All will be good.

>> No.12421902

>>12421819
I imagine most of the 30+ virgins on this site are Americans. The prostitution biz in this country is not safe. There are TONS of catfish, sting operations are not uncommon. The fact that it exists in a black market means that most of the girls are trashy, drug addicted coalburners. Most Americans don't live in a major city so prostitution likely doesn't even happen in their area. If I lived in Germany or something I would probably have a dozen 10/10 prostitutes under my belt.

>> No.12421912

>>12421453
Is that your thread too?
https://kohlchan.net/int/res/1894163.html

>> No.12421930
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>>12421902

I'm from holland and I would trade our hookers and blow for your first and second amendment in an instant.

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>>12421930
I live in Illinois with a non-violent criminal record so I can't exercise my 2nd amendment anyway. Every nigger in Chicago has an illegal weapon but oh no I have a DUI so I'm not allowed. You need to get issued a FOID card in this commie shithole state. I can't wait to move down south.

But yeah being able to say whatever I want without getting arrested is pretty nice.

>> No.12421968

>>12421930
>own gun which is only good for occasionally larping on insta

>get fired from your job for non-pc speech

hookers and drugs are great tho

>> No.12422069

>>12421830
>>12421846
>>12421851
>>12421868
>>12421889

thanks anons I know it doesn’t seem like much but i appreciate it

>> No.12422118

>>12421839
Why not, it's probably a lot better than most sex...

I have no experience with hookers, but normal sex can be very bad.

>>12421841
Being a virgin is more about mindset, believing in yourself is the first step, and im assuming most havent even made that step.

>>12421843
Dont be afraid friendo, there's nothing to worry about

>>12421853
??

>>12421902
Can someone confirm?

>> No.12422192

>>12421464
kys

>> No.12422215

you can reverse this and you know it

>> No.12422256

>>12421453
Happy birthday fren! Next year give them a reason to call you by making friends throughout the year.

>> No.12422274

>>12421453
Based retard

>> No.12422289

>>12421464
>>Imagine if this place wasn't full of people like you, it would be much more happier and productive environment.
The absolute irony.