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>“I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”
>and my eyes

how woke is this?

>> No.12405444

These Jews really are disgusting freaks

>> No.12405464

>>12405412
Holy kek, bozos game is wack

>> No.12405477

>>12405412
what if the alien things that crawl into your ear from Animorphs are real and that is the true initiation

>> No.12405501

>>12405412
>smeff smezos

>> No.12405504
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>>12405412
whats wrong with his eye? The nigger has Billions of dollars Im certain they can fix that shit

>> No.12405505

>>12405477

kek

>> No.12405557

Bezos shall show us his eyes on the inside...

>> No.12405625

>tfw no alivegf

>> No.12405637

She's so fucking ugly, I don't get it. He could get anyone he wants yet he choosing a bogged up oldie

>> No.12405640

>>12405504
you get fucked up eyes by being on the computer too much and not working out

>> No.12405659

>>12405412
What is this?

>> No.12405679
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>>12405637
the dude has been with her 25 years and has kids, you can't separate from someone that easy but yh he cheated

>> No.12405736

>>12405679
I think he was talking about the new girl, some used up Mexican goods who looks more like the Bog twins

>> No.12406424
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>>12405412
>I love you, alive girl.
What... the fuck...

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>>12405412

>> No.12406436

>>12405412
Why is one of his eyes always semi closed and the other one is slightly bulging open?

>> No.12406456

>>12405412
>THE FULL TEXT MESSAGE LEAK

'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.'

'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.'

'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.'

'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.'

'I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you

>> No.12406464

>>12406424
He fuccs dead gurls, dont tell anyone

>> No.12406467

>>12406456
richest man in the world is absolute beta who doesnt know how to talk to women. gives me hope

>> No.12406477

>>12406464
Yikes Dave, really?

>> No.12406503

>>12405412
remember your parents told you if you jack off too much you will go blind? well its true. jeff has spend almost all his early khv years watching and jerk off to huge ass latina anal porn at least 3 hours a day, and as such he has developed a serious fap addiction so bad that it almost made one of his eyes blind. Due to excessive masturbation and porn usage jeff has lost all interest towards real normal non-hispanic alive women, so when Lauren Sanchez with her fake tits and Bogged face showed up, her plastic figure made jeff remember all those latina fake bimbos he used to bust nuts to and it rekindled his sex drive.

>> No.12406505

>>12406456
I physically cringed irl

>> No.12406515

>>12406456
>>12406467
it reads like a sad robot's one-sided wall of text

>> No.12406518

>>12405412
Richest man in the world still can't control his dick.

>> No.12406540

>>12406434
>i want to breathe you in

>> No.12406553

>>12406456
>world's richest man
>texts like an autistic loser

I do not buy it. I know him and his wife are just dumping stocks but, how do text messages get 'leaked'?

>> No.12406561

>>12406553
If you were high on 2500 ng/dl test you'd be doin the same

>> No.12406573

>>12406553
Its a massive divorice. There were probably teams of lawyers and their employees.

>> No.12406612

>>12406456
the text messages sound dumb because hes a sociopath that hasnt had feeling since 1980. hes basically just dumping stocks without causing a crash.
the mexican roastie was probably the one that leaked and he knew she would leak, thats why he did it

>> No.12406616

>>12406561
>high on test
THERES A ONIONS MAN, WAITING IN THE

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>>12406456
Just wait till they leak his dick picks. Amazon gonna dump by 50%

>> No.12406638

>>12406630
I wonder if his is bigger than elon's.

>> No.12406671

>>12406638
have you seen elon's?

>> No.12406688

>>12406671
Its common knowledge that Elon has an 11 incher

>> No.12406697

>>12406688
big if true

>> No.12406698

>>12406688
Grimes may have been exaggerating since she is a lying whore. Hopefully his nudes will leak soon so we can compare.

>> No.12406722

>>12406456
Forgetting about the eggs.

>wake up in the morning with you and give you a bowl of eggs and just say:"you dont have to tell me what happenend last night but you do need to eat all of this."

>> No.12406749

>>12406722
>Sexting bitches about giving them bowls of eggs.

Why does this man eat eggs from a bowl rather than from a plate?

>> No.12406763

>>12406749
>not knowing the eggs meme
Get out please.

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12406767

Do you think it's possible for a billionaire to be publicly humiliated to the point of suicide? A-asking for a friend...

>> No.12406817

>>12406477
checked and this
Dave?>>12406464

>> No.12407047

>i love you alive girl

That what happens when you spend to much time looking at anime and lolis, anons...

>> No.12407262

>>12406503
kekekek

>> No.12407282

>>12405412
Maybe he was sexting Alexa?

>> No.12407291
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>>12405412
bezos the beta clown

>> No.12407316

>>12405412
no captain kirk dont turn to the dark side of the force

>> No.12407361

>>12405444
If he was a Jew he wouldn't have had some no name woman rob him of billions

>> No.12407367

>>12407361
Didn't one of the rothschilds get cucked by an actual nigger rapper? I'm pretty sure that whore got away with everything. Jews aren't all powerful.

>> No.12407369

>>12406697
Underrated post

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>>12406456
>wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you

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>>12407377
>tfw no boomer daddy bf who reads physical newspapers every morning before getting his test injections

>> No.12407477

>>12407367
The point is Bezos isn't a Jew, he's new money

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>>12407377

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>>12406456
Bezos is just a slightly more eloquent pajeet hahahahahahahahha

>> No.12407631

>>12406630
Omg its Anthony Weiner again.

>> No.12407813

>>12406518
Richest man, still can't afford a hitman

>> No.12407822

>>12405504
He got a piece of pencil lead stuck in his eye.

>> No.12407915

Holy fuck even the top billionaire in the world has suicide inducing cringe text game

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>>12406722

>> No.12407966

>>12407598
Fuck off, my game is way better than that.
t.pajeet

>> No.12407977

>I love you alive, girl
>For now

>> No.12408019

>>12406817
and yet you don't seem to get how ID's work. stop glowing in the dark nigger.

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>>12407977

>> No.12408975

>>12406436
He took the squint pill.

>> No.12409040

>>12406456
that looks like something from the pub boomer who does laps around saying 'looking good ladies'

>> No.12409095

>>12405679
not the (unarguably and literally not-an-ugly) soon-to-be ex wife, you retard. The new one, La Muse. The one that looks kinda a bit like his wife, if you woke up from a bad acid trip. That ohshit did I rly? cunt look. And, its G'night from Jeffs Fortune, byebye now

>> No.12409127

>>12406456
>'I love you, alive girl
but, I'd also do you necro-like, in a drought.

>> No.12409185

>>12406767
Probably

>> No.12409195

>>12409095
what are you even trying to say did someone drop you on your head as a baby or some shit

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>>12406456
Unbelievable faggotry

>> No.12409208

>>12406697
(you)

>> No.12409219

>>12406456
Punjabezos

>> No.12409226

>>12407598
Lel

>> No.12409596

>>12405504
It's ptosis. I've had it mildly since high school, it's gotten worse in recent years, but apparently people can make it even with ptosis.

>> No.12409615

>>12409596
He's had Bell's palsy and incomplette remission, happens in about 1/7 cases.

t. Neurologist