/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12402093]

ONE OF US

[Anonymous No.12402111]

>>12402093
>opportunity of a lifetime to go have fun with the richest man in the world, could basically do anything
>go to journalists instead and get like 100 bucks at best

[Anonymous No.12402116]

???? is there a defamation campaign going on?

[Anonymous No.12402126]

What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.12402130]

>>12402093
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.12402143]

>“I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

>“I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.”

It's called game zoomers, look it up

[Anonymous No.12402154]

>>12402093
>amazon development releases breakthrough new product

[Anonymous No.12402196]

>>12402093
the whole point of getting rich for me was to be able to engage in any kind of degenerate behaviour I wanted, but it really seems impossible now with social media.

[Anonymous No.12402211]

>>12402093
ONE OF US

[Anonymous No.12402221]

>>12402093
>Lead guy on solely to rat him out to media
Why are women so fucking disgusting?

[Anonymous No.12402293]

[Anonymous No.12402317]

>text messages
hahahahahah, how stupid do you have to be? what a fucking amateur

[Anonymous No.12402355]

>>12402093
>Imagine the smell
literally

[Anonymous No.12402835]

>>12402093
Wow, he really is one of our kind.

[Anonymous No.12403160]

>>12402116

When you're at the top, there will always be people trying to take you down by any and all means necissary.

[Anonymous No.12403311]

>>12402093
No fucking way rofl. Most expensive braphog in history?

[Anonymous No.12403323]

>>12402154
Someone shop an Amazon logo on this

[Anonymous No.12403334]

>>12402093

[Anonymous No.12403421]

>>12403323
I'm hoping someone can cleanly shop bezos face on there too.

[Anonymous No.12403451]

>>12402093
Guess we found the brap posters.

[Anonymous No.12403498]

>>12402093
JUST IMAGINE THE STENCH

hnnnnnggg

[Anonymous No.12403547]

>70 billion dollars

[Anonymous No.12403581]

>THE FULL TEXT MESSAGE CHAIN (YIKES)

'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.'

'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.'

'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.'

'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.'

'I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.

[Anonymous No.12403602]

>>12402116
Trump got jealous because bezos is like 1000x more successful than him, and he didn't need a "small loan" of 1 million.

[Anonymous No.12403619]

>>12403581
shit can't be real unless jeff bezos is the corniest man alive

[Anonymous No.12403625]

>>12403581
This is obese incel tier stuff... Can't be real

[Anonymous No.12403653]

>>12403421
>>12403323
my name is smeff

[Anonymous No.12403668]

>>12403581
Once a beta, always a beta.

Cringe.

[Anonymous No.12403669]

>>12402093
He was born of it molded in it

[Anonymous No.12403680]

>>12403581
I really hope this is fake the riches man in the world shouldn't be this much of a complete clown

[Anonymous No.12403688]

>>12403581
If this is real then it proves you don't even need to be an alpha dominant Chad to be a successful businessman.

[Anonymous No.12403708]

Why the fuck do memes always find their way into reality ?

[Anonymous No.12403732]

>>12403708
we live in a simulation desu

[Anonymous No.12403734]

>>12403581
That’s a big yikes right there

[Anonymous No.12403767]

>>12403708
There's a shadowchan where they perform black magic rituals to make them come true.

[Anonymous No.12403820]

>>12403653
Fuckin' SAVED!

[Anonymous No.12403847]

>>12403653
Prepare to see this everywhere lmao.

[Anonymous No.12403867]

>>12403767
Please tell me they're performing the rituals for LINK.

[Anonymous No.12403888]

>>12403653
kek

[Anonymous No.12403899]

>>12403867
spoiler its a malasian basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.12403913]

>>12403653
Very good sir

[Anonymous No.12404001]

>>12403867
actually we're pumping LTC next

[Anonymous No.12404005]

>>12403653
And just like that, a new meme is born

[Anonymous No.12404044]

>>12403653
BASED

[Anonymous No.12404071]

fake news. I won't believe it till there is a Washington Post article on it

[Anonymous No.12404091]

>>12403708
Thanks to Kek memes are reality and reality is memes.

[Anonymous No.12404101]

>>12403581
holy shit what a fucking cornball

[Anonymous No.12404125]

>>12403708
They're self-reinforcing.

[Anonymous No.12404131]

>>12403653
Perfection

[Anonymous No.12404282]

>>12403581
Is this what it takes to get laid these days. Holy shit this cringe.

[Anonymous No.12404300]

>>12404282
146 billion will get you laid no matter what you say over text

[Anonymous No.12404321]

>>12403334
his nose looks like dick and balls.. gg nickelodeon

[Anonymous No.12404377]

>>12404321
Nothing like some good old fashioned phallic imagery for the kids

[Anonymous No.12405182]

>>12403581
>I love you, alive girl.
Uhhhhhhhhhh are we just going to ignore how fucking weird that first sentence is? Literally what the fuck did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.12405190]

>>12405182
He's on test dude. It's like being on amphetamines.

[Anonymous No.12405452]

>>12403581
theres litrally nothing wrong with this, this guy is the richest men on earth and

>>12403619
>>12403625
>>12403668
>>12403680
>>12403688
>>12403734
>>12404101
>>12404282
>>12405182

compared to him you are all fucking losers


did he get the woman? did he earn 100,000x more money than you will in your lifetime?

[Anonymous No.12405578]

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

[Anonymous No.12405592]

>>12405452
Having more numbers compared to others who have a less but differing amount of numbers that men came up with and called money to cause wage slaves and debt is somehow seen as a thing worth shilling for.

You don’t need to tag every reply here and shill because it’s obvious. I find it strange. Reading these messages somehow made me view people like him with a sense of focus and discipline away from women - but seeing this only makes me lose respect. Who am I to judge though. In the end we are all hypocrites.

[Anonymous No.12405600]

>>12405452
I’m not saying it’s bad I’m just trying to figure out literally what the fuck he’s even talking about in the first sentence

[Anonymous No.12406162]

This is the saddest thing I have ever read. Richest man on the planet. Still a total loser who doesn't know how to talk to women.