Reminder that money does not buy happiness

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Anonymous Wed Jan 9 10:55:36 2019 No.12387784 [Reply] [Original]

Reminder that money does not buy happiness

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 10:57:01 2019 No.12387797 just forget that whore

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 10:58:56 2019 No.12387809 >>12387784 Bezos is just a pay pig for the succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 10:59:27 2019 No.12387814 >>12387784 >marries an ugly woman thinking she can't possibly be a gold digger >turns out to be a gold digger anyway, and possibly a kike or bleached curry by that schnoz and hollow eyes >get divorce raped Hahaha!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:00:23 2019 No.12387827 >>12387784 >Woman gets half just for existing I mean he is going to be fucking thousands of 10/10 thots regardless and half of his fortune is still a lot but she really doesn't deserve a dime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:00:40 2019 No.12387829 >>12387784 Never marry. Ever. Not even the ugly ones

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:01:09 2019 No.12387832 >>12387827 She was one of the first employees of Amazon and they did not sign a prenup. She is going to get half

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:02:01 2019 No.12387841 >>12387832 I don't disagree with you. I'm saying she just doesn't deserve it regardless of what the law allows because women are children in the eyes of the law.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:03:43 2019 No.12387849 >>12387784 reminder that women are a mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:09:16 2019 No.12387882 >>12387784 Fox and grapes. I bet he's so high as fuck he doesn't care about roasties or losing money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:09:46 2019 No.12387885 >>12387849 The absolute state of incels

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:11:07 2019 No.12387893 >>12387849 Women are not a mistake but all the Puritan weeding bullshit is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:27:35 2019 No.12388026 >>12387814 she is not ugly, she has pretty face holy shit you autists don't have any taste

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:43:56 2019 No.12388179 PAY UP PAYPIG

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:46:17 2019 No.12388192
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>>12387784
>Good morning, Mr Bezos. Would you like to have an orgy on the yacht today?
Imagine having to live with that old hag for 25 years and now finally being free to fuck everything that walks. I'm sure he's heartbroken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:46:20 2019 No.12388193 >>12387832 >She is going to get half holy fuck Bezos BTFO short marriage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:47:22 2019 No.12388202 >>12388192 he's probably going to get remarried in a few years (beta cucks never change) and lose another half of his money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:52:22 2019 No.12388204 >>12387784 Did she help him createall those billions

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:53:45 2019 No.12388206 File: 484 KB, 500x249, 1546936788307.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if she takes half she's the richest woman on earth, by divorce

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:58:04 2019 No.12388210 >>12388206 SLAY QUEEN!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:59:00 2019 No.12388212 >>12388206 kek, I actually want that to happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:59:00 2019 No.12388213 >>12388206 Burn them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:02:04 2019 No.12388246 >>12388204 This is one way to justify it. Even then, if she was a shareholder from the early days there is no justification for anything above 1 billion total. Maybe 5 at a push if she was never given the chance to be a shareholder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:02:43 2019 No.12388257 Society is such a joke. Thank god I'm not participating in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:02:51 2019 No.12388259 >implying another being or thing other than yourself can bring you happiness The fact that we know he is getting divorced tells a lot about him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:04:15 2019 No.12388271 File: 1.37 MB, 750x1334, 0B483466-3178-47CF-B100-E70C36242CB4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Top kek, bezos got absolutely 100% cucked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:05:02 2019 No.12388284 >>12387849 Letting them tempt men is the mistake pick up a bible some time. Atheist or not some good lessons there

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:05:34 2019 No.12388289 >>12387784 Just a little longer and this would make Bill Gates the 3rd richest man alive, not the 2nd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:05:41 2019 No.12388290 Poor Bezos, unironically. One man's success from unrelenting drive and focus left mangled and mutilated after she takes him to the cleaners. It's sickening when you think about it. Women are retarded, I wish I was a homosexual

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:05:51 2019 No.12388292 >>12388206 YASSS. SLAYYYY

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Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:08:57 2019 No.12388325

And just a few days ago, someone made a thread asking why he chose her when he could have almost any girl he wanted. Then someone answered something like "Well, she was with him before he got rich so she's probably more trustworthy than some random hoe" Yeah, right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:09:57 2019 No.12388330 File: 145 KB, 500x392, ThoughtfulHugeCarp-small.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a coincidence that divorce comes when jeffs fortune starts to decline. If she gets amazon stacks in divorce, excpect insta panic sell of those :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:10:42 2019 No.12388343 >>12388325 I mean that is still absolutely true. Just because she is more trustworthy than some random hoe doesn't mean she is absolutely trustworthy. Though if she doesn't try to rape him and just takes like a billion then it does pan out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:11:02 2019 No.12388348 >>12388325 The final redpill

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:11:49 2019 No.12388356

It does not matter what you think of a woman.
It does not matter if she is nice, or smart, or beautiful (or even ugly for that matter).
They are all full of deception.
They are all looking to take as much from you as possible.
Not getting married isn't enough: there's also common law marriage.
Signing prenups isn't enough: the court just throws them out (which is tragic, why should the contract of legal marriage hold any weight legally if another contract does not, simply because you don't like its intent?).
The only solution is MGTOW. That's the only way you can truly protect yourself.
And even then you'll have to be concerned with professional victims trying to claim you raped them or some bullshit. Guess you've got to always wear a bodycam or something these days

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:14:02 2019 No.12388377
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>>12387784
Why is this allowed?
This woman did nothing to earn that, why does she deserve the wealth another person created just because they lived together? Is this the 1920's where women were housewives and they needed an economic safety net in case of divorce? Why is this allowed in 2019 when women are more employable than men? Why is nobody trying to change this legislation?

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:15:20 2019 No.12388389

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/09/jeff-bezos-and-wife-mackenzie-are-divorcing-.html
According to CNBC, washington state is a commmunity property state. meaning any wealth earned during their marriage becomes community property, so half of it goes to her.

Fuck this country.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:16:08 2019 No.12388399

>>12388377
> Why is nobody trying to change this legislation?
Trying to change it means you hate women. Despite feminism being the rallying cry of women they have been suspiciously oblivious when it comes to marriage, alimony and child support laws. Conscription and military service as well. Just remember feminism is not about equality it is about all the benefits with none of the downsides.

Women are stronk, proud and don't need no man but deserve half of everything and are always the victim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:16:57 2019 No.12388406 >>12388377 Because men are retarded and in this day and age of information and automation they need to validate their masculinity somehow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:17:09 2019 No.12388409 >>12387784 Remember anons, it's cheaper to keep her Do not marry

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:17:37 2019 No.12388411
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>>12387784

All of this probably part of a scheme to avoid taxes or some shit, a scheme they are both in on. These billionaires live in a different universe, don't even try to divine their ways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:17:46 2019 No.12388412 >biz doesn’t know Jeff Bezos is gay lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:17:50 2019 No.12388414 >>12387784 Amazon BTFO short it now goyim

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:18:55 2019 No.12388426 >>12388176 we love our bluepilled folk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:19:28 2019 No.12388434 Why does any silicon valley dude get married? I mean, not being married isn't strange in that extremely liberal part of the country. So why the fuck would you do it when you're involved in startups?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:19:32 2019 No.12388435 File: 28 KB, 640x360, 49831844_291490168233294_1187206033802526720_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] imagine marrying a white roastie in this day and age.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:20:06 2019 No.12388438

>>12388343
That's a big if. By law she is entitled to half since they didn't sign any prenup. It's not a hard decision to choose between over 50 billions and 1 billion. Ironically Melinda married Bill Gates when he was already successful 25 yrs ago and she never divorced him even when he was the richest man alive. Now, that's being trustworthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:20:09 2019 No.12388439 >>12388434 They are in love and are convinced their girl is different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:20:27 2019 No.12388442 >>12387784 Damn, even bezos got cucked. Half hi net worth just vanished in the blink of an eye

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:21:12 2019 No.12388449 >>12387784 >marriage >happiness you mad dumb

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:21:37 2019 No.12388457 Somebody shop the just hair on him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:22:35 2019 No.12388465 >>12388377 just man up incel

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:24:02 2019 No.12388477

NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TELL YOUR GF/WIFE ABOUT YOUR CRYPTO HOLDINGS

IF THINGS START TO GO SOUTH USE A PRIVATE VPN AND TRADE IT ALL TO PRIVATE LEDGER AND SHUFFLE IT. REPORT TO THE IRS THAT YOU WERE HACKED AND REPORT ALL LOST.

SHE WONT BE ABLE TO RECOVER IT. EVER.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:24:23 2019 No.12388481 >>12388457 Shop it onto him but keep the smile and eyes. I like the idea of him just being happy he has hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:25:56 2019 No.12388491 File: 701 KB, 1416x832, the_investor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12387784 THE. ARCHITECT. Seriously women are fucking scary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:31:05 2019 No.12388535 >>12388377 Because white people have become beta whimps

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:32:58 2019 No.12388555 >>12387784 >get married >divorce and get free money Why is this allowed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:33:06 2019 No.12388557 >>12388477 NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TELL YOUR WIFE YOU ARE THE CEO OF AMAZON

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:33:29 2019 No.12388563
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>>12388411
THIS

>/biz/ thinks this is anything else than a financial/political move and starts ranting about >muh womyn and >muh marriage
HAHAHAHA.

You retarded incels are literally never gonna make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:34:19 2019 No.12388568 >>12388557 Kek He should have worn a Batman mask and told all his employees that his name was Batman

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:36:47 2019 No.12388594

Can you losers check Wikipedia or like do any of your literally any of your own research? He got married in 1993 before the internet, before silicon valley got this retarded, before sex dolls or robots.

Back in 93 if you wanted a good family and sex partner and not be degenerate you had to get married especially since Bezos was Christian.

I agree with you guys about the roastie toasty crap but just stop calling him stupid please, marriage didn't jump the shark in 1993.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:37:00 2019 No.12388596 >>12388563 Explain how 2 rich people getting divorced somehow helps with taxes. Protip: you can’t

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:37:17 2019 No.12388599 >>12387784 Oh no no no no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:38:11 2019 No.12388605 >>12387784 Ah yes, another female turned billionaire thanks to a marriage failing. At least it held for 25 years I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:38:21 2019 No.12388611 >>12388206 There'll be a whole female achievement and independance campaign about how shes so brave and courageous

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:39:44 2019 No.12388619 >>12388438 desu bill gates seems like such a cheerful relaxed guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:39:53 2019 No.12388621 Do we short AMZN? What’s stopping her from selling the $75b stake she’s getting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:40:31 2019 No.12388630 >>12388434 Zuckerburg, Cook, and the Pajeet leading Google are all married. What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:40:33 2019 No.12388631 >>12388320 He looks ill

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:40:56 2019 No.12388635 >>12388621 Absolutely fucking nothing anon. And chances are she'll do it to fucking spite him.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:41:38 2019 No.12388645

Seriously, when will there be a men's civil rights movement against divorce laws? How many people have to get JUST'd in this modern age before people start standing up to this?

Is there a legal reason these laws can't be changed or are men just too high test to protest and complain like pussies and just move on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:42:18 2019 No.12388651 >>12388290 I've tried reconditioning myself to find traps attractive but I just can't do it man. I wish there was a way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:43:11 2019 No.12388659 >>12388651 Same, lad. There is nothing we can do to escape their gravity

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:43:17 2019 No.12388662 >>12388635 In fact, if they have crudge between them, she would sell them just to crash the company stack left jeff with stack holdings :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:43:31 2019 No.12388668 >>12387784 Imagine the absolute roast among women when he starts showing up with a new 20 year old girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:43:38 2019 No.12388671 >>12388645 If anything could be a catalyst it's this divorce. If nothing happens it may never happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:44:54 2019 No.12388682 >>12388651 RIP. Traps are attractive because compared to modern women theyre feminine. Still...dont fall for it, imagine marrying one and at 50 they look like a man.lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:45:11 2019 No.12388683 >>12388668 >gets divorced again and gets half his shit stolen, again What an alpha male! men are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:46:03 2019 No.12388689 >>12388683 >implying he will marry >implying he can't afford the greatest lawyers available and make a prenup

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:46:51 2019 No.12388700 >>12388689 You know well his dick won't allow him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:47:55 2019 No.12388708 >>12388611 and thats good thing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:48:12 2019 No.12388710 >>12387829 t. virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:49:03 2019 No.12388717 >>12388645 If men just supported feminism then women would earn the same as men and we wouldn't have to change divorce laws >:^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:50:08 2019 No.12388728 This makes me sick to my stomach. Disgusting. I bet Bezos is OK with it too that cuckold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:50:56 2019 No.12388738 >>12388717 Divorce laws favor women because they were written during the 60s-70s when women were all receptionists and housewives

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:52:00 2019 No.12388752 File: 178 KB, 857x1280, goofy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12387885 >>12388465 >>12388563 >>12388710 roasties detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:52:18 2019 No.12388755 >>12388206 lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:52:33 2019 No.12388757 >getting married Cringed and bluepilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:52:40 2019 No.12388759 >>12387882 Not at all dude. Rich men like that dont enjoy having half of their success stripped away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:55:11 2019 No.12388774 >>12387885 Tell us how he is wrong faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:56:39 2019 No.12388784 >>12388206 Strong independent woman who don’t need no man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:57:04 2019 No.12388794 How is there no just image of him yet? Is it a dead meme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:57:18 2019 No.12388797 >>12388774 >Be Bezos >Works 80 hours a week >Jetsetting the world and never home >Probably has a shit ton of affairs >wife files for divorce >REEE! Women!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:57:57 2019 No.12388804 >>12388797 >Make up and entire story with zero evidence just so that the woman isn't in the wrong Women everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:59:31 2019 No.12388819 >>12388794 >still worth 70 billion >justed lmao, not even close.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:01:35 2019 No.12388843 >>12388819 The alimony will be absolutely insane. It will be based off his what last 2-3 years during a bull market? He is 100% absolutely justed.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:01:54 2019 No.12388848
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>no such thing as a legally binding prenuptial agreement
>even if your fiancee signs saying that she isn't entitled to half your shit upon divorce, it can just be decided that she's entitled to it anyway
no wonder people aren't getting married

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:02:41 2019 No.12388861 >>12388797 Fuck off retarded roastie, the point is you're not entitled to 70 billion just because you managed to find a beta provider

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:02:42 2019 No.12388860 Actually, if you look up the richest women, all the top ones are just wealth inherited from a man. Most of the men seem self made (probably because rich jewish men don't want to be on any list)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:04:15 2019 No.12388876 >>12388861 She married him before Amazon and was in on the ground floor. It is common for startups to provide equity to compensate for low salary. C O P E

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:06:38 2019 No.12388907 >>12387784 She knows the Norwegian wife wanted a divorce but the husband found out & arranged a 'kidnapping'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:06:48 2019 No.12388909 >>12388797 >Be Bezos >Works 80 hours a week somehow she's entitled to half of that work, while she at home is free to do whatever work she desires.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:08:55 2019 No.12388936 >>12387784 Good thing out of this is that Bezo's Wrath will be visited on all women after this Maybe we'll even see some laws change, or a ""sudden reform movement"" of the divorce system

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:12:00 2019 No.12388966 >>12388936 It would be cheaper for bezos to spend billions of dollars to lobby the government than to get divorce raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:12:28 2019 No.12388973 >>12388909 She helped build Amazon in the beginning. Bezos already built his empire, he could easily have winded down working and let his lieutenants do the brunt of the work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:12:41 2019 No.12388974 >>12388330 Actually might be a calculated move by the both of them. They can sell half of their shares through a court order not avoiding insider taking laws. These people aren't stupid and it's been done several times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:13:42 2019 No.12388981 >>12387784 why would he do something as stupid as getting married

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:13:54 2019 No.12388986

>>12388192

men who are on top of the world don't really value pussy that much
the game they play > everything else that is why they were able to reach the top
getting gouged for half your life's work is fucking excruciating and yeah he still has a fuckload of money but it's not about personal wealth at the stage hes currently in and the divorce is probably gonna set his progression with amazon back quite a bit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:14:41 2019 No.12388993 >>12388966 I hope he does, he'll be a hero to men all over the world and will die a legend unironically

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:18:16 2019 No.12389020 >>12388974 literally just came here to post this Biz is retarded, bcs they cant have they peepee wet >MUH WOMEN WERE A MISTAKE jesus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:26:27 2019 No.12389082 >>12388797 Roastie COPE is reaching levels that shouldn't even be possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:27:29 2019 No.12389090 >>12388848 Murder suicide can also be decided.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:28:54 2019 No.12389100 File: 323 KB, 1080x1075, download_20181225_001702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12387829 This. Based and single-pilled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:30:19 2019 No.12389111 >>12387829 have fun ending your bloodline

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:35:14 2019 No.12389153 >>12388026 >>12388710 Look at that man jaw and nose. Being a white knightt cuck dosen't convince us that you're not a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:38:16 2019 No.12389189 File: 4 KB, 1920x1080, Thug-Life-Glasses-PNG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12388026 Take them off, son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:52:17 2019 No.12389315 File: 442 KB, 1000x750, 1544474421242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12388206 SELF MADE YOU INCEL !!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:57:30 2019 No.12389360 >>12389111 >hes so ugly he needs to marry somebody to get them to carry his children

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:58:24 2019 No.12389368
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>>12388377
How do you honestly know she did nothing tho? I mean if my wife would start a business, I kinda literally can't see that I wouldn't get involved in many ways, and support her through the hard times. They were together for 25 years, both working for Amazon. I mean of course she doesn't deserve fucking billions of money, pretty much nobody does, but saying she didn't play any role in Bezos' success could be very wrong. We cannot know. Jeff worked hard and had some luck, she could've worked hard or not, but she had the luck as well it seems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:02:01 2019 No.12389426 >>12389111 The point of prolonging your genes is to "achieve" immortality, but if you don't enjoy it then what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:03:40 2019 No.12389454 >>12387784 honestly theirs a loophole around this, i would fight tooth and nail to let some women take half my earnings. I would probably pay off a judge or write some elaborate story saying shes a druggie. Just lie, fuck the system

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:05:07 2019 No.12389472 >>12387832 >they did not sign a prenup holy shit, Bill Gates is now back on top

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:05:59 2019 No.12389482 >>12387784 Christ, they're both ugly af

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:10:04 2019 No.12389511 >>12388797 >Works 80 hours a week I guarantee he doesn't work harder than any single one of his wagecuck employees

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:10:55 2019 No.12389515 >>12387829 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:12:55 2019 No.12389530 File: 79 KB, 413x395, 1534097367723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12388026 >she is not ugly sure if you like men

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:24:15 2019 No.12389643 File: 126 KB, 620x624, DwebBAHVYAEMEv2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does everybody here think she will sue him for all his worth? It seems like they will remain friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:30:45 2019 No.12389719 >>12388630 Are you retarded? When did I say they weren't? I asked why they would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:31:11 2019 No.12389722 >>12389111 >Implying I need to marry to prolong my bloodline

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:33:27 2019 No.12389750 >>12388202 I can change

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:33:30 2019 No.12389752 File: 124 KB, 691x680, 1446523120108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12389643 HUEEEHUEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:33:51 2019 No.12389757 >>12389111 Checked but Ghengis Khan begs to differ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:36:08 2019 No.12389783 >>12387784 I will never understand why billionnaires don't have contracts already prepared for their spouse, just in case. I'm nowhere near his level and i obviously don't have a contract on my spouse as this would be illegal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:36:38 2019 No.12389788 >>12389360 Are you really going to pay child support and give the woman control over your children? Families don't exist anymore unless the female has all the money and power.

>>	Lmao you gaylords Wed Jan 9 14:37:28 2019 No.12389791 >>12387832 >She is going to get half >>12389472 >>they did not sign a prenup >>12389472 >holy shit >>12389482 >Christ, they're both ugly af >>12389530 >if you like men >>12389750 >I can change >>12389757 >but Ghengis Khan begs to differ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:38:40 2019 No.12389803 >>12387784 /biz/, what will Jeff trade up to? A) slam pig B) Thai ladyboy C) sexbots D) butt probing from the Grey Aliens E) CIA MKULTRA sex slaves F) staring in the mirror for hours screaming "JEFF IS AWESOME!!!" G) ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:39:52 2019 No.12389814 >>12389791 Why the fuck didn't you quote me you faggot. Am i not pretty enough for you cocksucker ? Do you know how hurtful that is, please think of my feeling and quote this post AT ONCE.

>>	Lmao you gaylords Wed Jan 9 14:39:53 2019 No.12389815 >>12389803 >B) Thai ladyboy > * ladyboy(s) 100%.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:40:17 2019 No.12389821 >>12389803 Definitely F.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:40:17 2019 No.12389822 >>12387829 Yep. I live with my GF of 5 years and we have a kid together. Still never getting married. "the contract" has enslaved men since the late 1990's. The deal is bad, why sign? >muh social pressure that you can't have kids and be unmarried

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:40:45 2019 No.12389825 >>12388491 Bought low, sold high She doesn't read /biz/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:40:47 2019 No.12389826 >>12388206 Appropriate

>>	Jeff Benzos Wed Jan 9 14:41:10 2019 No.12389833 >>12389814 >quote me >>12389814 >faggot >>12389814 >i not pretty >>12389814 >for you cocksuck >>12389814 >AT ONCE

>>	>checked Wed Jan 9 14:42:29 2019 No.12389845 >>12389822 Your kids still count as bastards tho'. >>12389822 >"the contract" has enslaved men since the late 1990's It also gives tax reduction, extra state subventions and other financially beneficial shit you Thelonious Monk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:42:35 2019 No.12389847 >>12388206 IT WAS HER TURN!

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:43:16 2019 No.12389852

>>12387784
Imagine how much young pussy he's going to slay with that kind of money though. Sure he lost $50B so what he can still buy an island and fill it with 10/10 thots that are on 24/7 suck and fuck duty year round instead of banging an old wrinkly bitch for the 1000th time. Worth it. Totally worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:44:26 2019 No.12389862 >>12389845 >hes so poor he needs to risk half for a small tax break

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:44:42 2019 No.12389869 I always wonder why None of These billionares just Drops 60B for the world to have clean water and electricity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:44:45 2019 No.12389870 >>12388026 >she has a pretty face *for an old lady An average 23 year old is still more attractive

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:44:49 2019 No.12389872 File: 397 KB, 1920x1080, 1546590460044.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12388192 >tfw ywn have a yacht orgy

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:45:10 2019 No.12389876

>>12389822
If you are logical, you might consider sex to be an act of (unofficial) marriage, though. Since marriage and sex are historically linked to one another. With you arbitrarily prioritizing marriage as resulting in sex, rather than sex resulting in marriage. So through my eyes (and probably also those who set up cohabitation laws), you are definitely married. And roasties who fucked triple digits already divorced just as many times.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:46:20 2019 No.12389894

>>12389862
Sorry to break it down to you, but only in the US your partner literally gets half.

In 99,99% of all countries your partner doesn't get shit, if he didn't buy it or invest etc. In divorce you get what you brought with you or accumulated yourself during that time, nothing else.Ofc as a man you have to pay for the Kids, if they're staying with the mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:47:12 2019 No.12389903 >>12389511 Go read about how OCD he is with Amazon. Dude will sit in on a supply chain call for the Nebraska warehouse

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:47:21 2019 No.12389907 >>12389872 >ssst accumulate link

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:54:20 2019 No.12389955 >>12389783 Probably because they married when he wasn't a billionaire yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:59:50 2019 No.12390001 >>12389511 >stacking boxes is harder than managing one of the world's top companies this is why you're poor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:03:03 2019 No.12390036 >>12388206 SO BRAVE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:04:06 2019 No.12390048 File: 33 KB, 600x430, inakkjym35001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] also, remember: one does not need to be rich to be wealthy. Good day.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:22:00 2019 No.12390240

>>12387784
Market is tanking, all Bezos shares are locked up and the ones that aren’t would create panic in market if he sells. Have wife divorce you, her equity split is almost entirely amazon stock. She sells to funds/on the open market and plays the battered wife, financially incompetent card. Untouchable by financial media since she is a woman. Saves the bezos empire billions by cashing out at the top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:25:22 2019 No.12390273 >>12390240 Genius.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:26:47 2019 No.12390289 >>12390240 >"If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again" - Bezos

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:39:12 2019 No.12390395

My gf knows that if she ever tries to pull a stunt like this on me, that I'll put everything into Monero and she'll never get a cent. If I think the key's been compromised, I'll send it all to the null address.

I expect that she'd do the same to me. Marriage is about trust, but you still need a plan B.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:40:29 2019 No.12390409 File: 17 KB, 254x278, 15470642467022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12390048 ((()))

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:41:28 2019 No.12390419 >>12389315 Is that like a cat lady who turned into a cat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:42:56 2019 No.12390436 >>12388206 LOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:46:06 2019 No.12390462 >>12389111 muh bloodline! muh legacy!

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:49:03 2019 No.12390486

>>12389803

He's rich, why limit himself to a single choice? Hell, if he wanted to he could fund the necessary R&D to combine them all into a single entity.

>ywn never fuck a thicc, femboy alien into buttplay who has been brainwashed into being your subservient cum addict that constantly lavishes praise on you while you plow his bubble butt and grope his perky, hormone-induced tits

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:49:07 2019 No.12390487 File: 28 KB, 702x478, f325581f9612cdc77538f205e66a3d3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12389111 seriously who gives a shit? Why would you inflict this fucking suffering on another poor soul by bringing them into the world?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:50:01 2019 No.12390497 File: 247 KB, 638x359, 1546261738873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12389643 >friends oh boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:51:11 2019 No.12390514 >>12388206 lel i hope this happens >divorce the richest guy on the planet >become richest woman on the planet >SO BRAVEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:57:33 2019 No.12390590 >>12388206 Replacing prior richest woman the Laurene Powell Jobs also "self made" former wife off Steve Jobs

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:19:34 2019 No.12390814
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>>12389643
You naive little bitch. She will sue his ass for much more than half his worth. Her team of lawyers (yes the fucking team of them) will sue for half his worth as well as half his future earnings. They will not stop and by the time this is done BEZOS will think he had invested all his money in crypto.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:23:54 2019 No.12390841 >>12390814 Kek. This. She’ll buy herself a palatial vacation home in Jamaica and get gangbanged by BBC on Bezo’s dime until she dies. She’ll probably give a ton of it away to niggers and other shitskins for the attention, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:25:18 2019 No.12390857 >>12390841 She will be praised for her philanthropy while Jeff is villainized. Fucking bet on that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:28:01 2019 No.12390884 >>12387784 Does he know the economy is going to crash or something and wants to not get caught with insider trading? Is this how he cashes his shares? Or is this just a spade is a spade divorce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:31:46 2019 No.12390915 Maybe this is a ploy to dump Amazon shares? If Bezos starts selling off his stock without any reason then that would create panic. The divorce allows his ex to dump the shares without it being an issue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:31:49 2019 No.12390918 what happens in this case if you simply renounce your US citizenship and leave, could they still come after you somehow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:44:55 2019 No.12391032 ALEXA, FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:06:40 2019 No.12391191 Did she sell at the top? Time to short amazon?

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:27:50 2019 No.12391369

>>12387784
See?

This is what you don't marry.

And just when i thought that the Bezos couple was an exception to modern marriage.

Even if she probably loved him dearly, and if we don't know the circumstances (Bezos might have neglected her or cheated), she doesn't deserve half of his shit just because she was his women.

People, be in couple. Have kids if you want. Live happily in a nice suburban house. But do not marry. Ever.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:33:58 2019 No.12391432

>>12387784
No matter how law shifts around through the course of time, the only form of marriage that works til death is spiritual. God offers eternal love. A deep mutual faith in God can renew love that otherwise fades over time.

In these times, it is an afterthought if not completely non-existant. Sex life and current mutual interests prevail. It is no foundation to build on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:35:46 2019 No.12391452 >>12391432 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:40:07 2019 No.12391501 >>12387814 They were married for 25 years.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:40:43 2019 No.12391510

>>12388325
Women can love. She probably loved him and gave him emotional support. That's better than most of the useless sluts who populate the west.

However when women stop to love, she wants to take everything she can from her former mate.

That's why you can tolerate women, in order to have children, but you never marry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:43:08 2019 No.12391535 >>12387784 You goys did this. You were cucking him about her looks and implying he could bang hookers every day and also made that thread about how he is not really the richest man on earth. Well done you faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:52:22 2019 No.12391626 >>12391032 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:56:22 2019 No.12391668 File: 21 KB, 526x295, eddie-murphy-raw-still-526x295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SniOXFhwIZ8

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:58:54 2019 No.12391697 she married a hopeless nerd, not a buff demigod

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:59:13 2019 No.12391701 File: 223 KB, 1242x1431, 1533440375045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12388206 KEK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:07:35 2019 No.12391755 I hope Amazon stock takes a beating once all the details come out. Who knows, she may end up owning half the company outright then course the stock she has. Amazon, falling to under 1K, be nice as fuck. Time to buy.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:13:57 2019 No.12391803
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at least bezos doesn't seem to be as ruthless as he looks on first sight, otherwise that woman would have surely died under unfortunate and tragic circumstances

but maybe this event will make him ruthless after all and he will become the villain everyone fears

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:46:29 2019 No.12392134
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>>12391803
Are you implying that this woman will not face a series of unfortunate events within the next 5 years which will strip her of every ounce of happiness and which inexorably will lead her to take her own life?

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:12:07 2019 No.12392389

They got married before he was a billionaire or even a multi millionaire. He was a rising star on Wall Street so might have been a small or early millionaire back then in the early 90's. Nevertheless, he looked to be a very smart guy with a great trajectory. Funny how she rode the whole wave until he becomes literally the richest man in human history before divorcing him. He buys property in Washington DC and New York to influence the halls of US power and all the big media, finance, political elite quaking in their boots. Yet his Achillees heel is one woman holding his balls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:16:01 2019 No.12392412 >>12387784 I have a prenup. Should I be worried?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:16:20 2019 No.12392413 >>12388206 OPPRESSED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:17:38 2019 No.12392429 >>12387784 >woman can become one of the richest people in the world just by marrying the right nerd lmfao marriage - not even once

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:22:27 2019 No.12392466 only reason all this divorce shit is a problem is because no one fucks their wives enough anymore, your misses can't cheat if all her energy is already expended on your dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:27:53 2019 No.12392524 >>12388630 Tim Cook is gay you faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:30:20 2019 No.12392545 >>12392412 Prenups don't actually have any legal legitimacy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:30:35 2019 No.12392549 >>12391032 lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:33:22 2019 No.12392570 File: 48 KB, 645x729, 8d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392466 >being this delusional

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:33:51 2019 No.12392574 >>12392412 Judges have literally ripped up prenups before because "Well he said he wouldn't marry me if I didn't sign it."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:35:05 2019 No.12392583 >>12388630 Zuckerjew is married to a asian, doesn't count. And the Google pajeet is married to another billionaire so that doesn't count either

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:35:06 2019 No.12392584 File: 1.95 MB, 224x312, 1546546286765.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12388206 Never change roasties

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:36:41 2019 No.12392596 File: 199 KB, 1200x2134, 1546316549474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12388206 Stunning and brave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:38:55 2019 No.12392625 File: 36 KB, 588x441, 54481b4e69bedde8514fb070-750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12388026 Shes had some work done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:39:33 2019 No.12392633 >>12392583 >Google pajeet is married to another billionaire She's just an intuit employee...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:46:49 2019 No.12392713 >>12389643 >a long period of loving exploration she fucked other dudes, and cucked the richest man on earth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:59:58 2019 No.12392808 >>12392134 >Jiff Bizos >Joff Bozzos

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:02:57 2019 No.12392835 >>12387885 How many billions you want to wager on that anon? Causes Bezos did and lost, and hes more than you will ever be or even dare to dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:05:27 2019 No.12392857 >>12389791 >look mom, I replied to everyone again!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:06:06 2019 No.12392860 Did she actually do anything? Work? Shit like this drives me crazy she doesn’t deserve a cent of what’s his if she didn’t do anything to earn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:06:59 2019 No.12392865 File: 55 KB, 800x748, 1543786367334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12387784 imagine if the genders were reversed imagine all the roasties screeching that he doesn't deserve her money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:07:45 2019 No.12392870 >>12387784 >>12392180

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:10:10 2019 No.12392890 File: 125 KB, 350x350, 1483199512108.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392625 >get ugly beta to pay for your surgeries to make you look more attractive for Chads after you divorce him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:10:49 2019 No.12392896 >>12390857 No doubt. No fucking doubt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:11:53 2019 No.12392903 >>12390918 For most people, no, because it would be too expensive and not worth the trouble. But for Bezos and his billions, they fucking would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:24:17 2019 No.12393019 >>12387827 this. even if bezos gave away 90% of his money... he can still pay dozens of 10/10 supermodels to suck his dick everyday for the rest of his life

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:24:50 2019 No.12393028

>>12390918
Well they could take any money or property you leave in the US but I don't think they could do anything to you unless you return. Maybe in a high profile case like this they'd try to get him extradited so they can make an example of him but they're not going to go through all that effort to make Joe Blow pay his child support after he moves to Thailand. If you ever set foot in the US again you'd definitely get arrested though, it happens all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:30:12 2019 No.12393079 >>12392574 So you're saying that it's as easy as lying to get a prenup tossed out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:38:58 2019 No.12393148 >>12388206 And it will all be gone by the time her grandkids die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:39:40 2019 No.12393159 >>12392860 If it wasn't for his emotional support during his ascendance he never would've made it. :^)

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:41:29 2019 No.12393169
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>>12393079
https://www.businessinsider.com/elizabeth-cioffi-wins-prenup-battle-2013-4
All the woman has to do is say "Well he said X" and the corrupt-ass boomer judge will throw it out no questions asked. There's no point even bothering with prenups anymore, just don't get legally married. Although I'm sure they could still find a way to fuck you with "common-law marriage" or some shit. And they wonder where all the "good guys" went.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:42:37 2019 No.12393178 >>12393169 no idea where you are from mate, but there is a law for defacto relationship. You are fuck either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:43:41 2019 No.12393189 >>12387784 JUSTED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:48:42 2019 No.12393238 >>12393169 The article said she saigned the prenup days before marriage. That is grounds for a judge to toss a prenup. If it was signed a month before marriage it is a different story.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:48:46 2019 No.12393239

>>12393169
Samefagging just to stress that fact that in this case there's zero proof he even said what she says he did, it's literally just hearsay. Fucking Judge Judy has a higher standard of evidence than that.

>>12393178
In burgerland it depends on the state, some automatically consider you married after so long living together, some don't recognize it at all, and some are somewhere in between. If you are common-law married though you have to pay alimony just like as if you were married, even though you never signed shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:51:10 2019 No.12393263 >>12393238 How the fuck does that matter? She signed it. If she didn't agree she could have just said no. He didn't put a gun to her head. You can't just say "Well I didn't mean it" after you sign it, that's not how fucking contracts work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:51:20 2019 No.12393266 >>12393169 The article said she signed the prenup days before marriage. That is grounds for a judge to toss a prenup. If it was signed a month before marriage it is a different story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:53:59 2019 No.12393293 >>12393263 Because she might have been under duress or she may have signed it without fully understanding what she was signing. Getting married just days after a prenup was signed raises eyebrows because why was the marriage rushed.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 20:54:01 2019 No.12393294
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>>12388377
Look at you sat in your crusty basement thinking you know the details of Jeff Bezos' 25 year marriage. Are you deluded? Good women help their man behind the scenes, she doesn't need to be the fucking CFO. She supported him for many years when people thought he was retarded. You beta faggots don't want women to leave the house but also want them to get zero in divorce, you just hate chicks because none have ever given your shoddy penis any attention. I've had girls take care of me when I was totally broke because they just liked me, they didn't even expect sex in return. Not every chick is like your negligent mother.

Besides all you handicaps are missing the point. You better short Amazon because these two GENIUSES just decided they were going to liquidate all their stock under the guise of asset management following divorce. Amazon is way overpriced and they're going to joint dump on the world. You don't get divorced after 25 years while still being very friendly and have it coincide at the top of a bubble chart. You people have no fucking imagination.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:00:46 2019 No.12393351
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>>12393293
>Well you see your honor, I know I signed this legally binding contract but I didn't actually read it so it doesn't count right?
>Also if I didn't promise to rob him blind he wouldn't have married me so I was basically coerced, that will be 2 million dollars please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:01:48 2019 No.12393359 >>12393351 >*not

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:11:26 2019 No.12393437 File: 216 KB, 890x1070, 1532796634686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12387784 >>12388206 She will go down in history as one of the greatest value investors ever.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:13:26 2019 No.12393458

>>12387832
They married two years before Amazon existed. Prenups are pretty much unenforceable for most kinds of prospective busines growth. It would default to whatever the state's standard is.

Stop buying into scumbag divorce attorney sales gimmicks about prenups. Unless you have a large inheritance, a prior fortune, a family business, or great concern about your partner's debt. You need to pay at minimum $8000-$15000 to get a solid prenup and so the idea that a broke couple in their 20s benefits from giving that money to a lawyer is dubious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:14:11 2019 No.12393462 >>12387784 he was cheating on his wife thats why she divorced him idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:15:22 2019 No.12393469 File: 439 KB, 1253x3436, 1171D145-96CE-40A9-AE95-E4FB4C75C21C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12393294 Fucking paste and redbulled

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:23:02 2019 No.12393521 >>12393294 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:24:00 2019 No.12393531 all these faggots saying dont marry. pretty sure you dont even need to be married and they will still take half ya shit. theres also business benefits from being married

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:30:09 2019 No.12393582 >>12393458 They met at a hedge fund... Not exactly broke

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:30:49 2019 No.12393588

>>12393531
This is true; long time ago friend and his girl lived together. They split the bills/rent/etc. One day around thanksgiving he was driving home from work;his girl called him on his cell. Told him "she's leaving him" He gets home, finds all his shit gone. Only thing left is computer and desk. Dude couldn't afford the place on his paycheck alone so I let him stay with me till he got back on his feet. (I was a single fucker then)

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:31:10 2019 No.12393594
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>>12388411

Here is what is actually happening

>They divorce
>she gets half of estate, stock, everything
>she sells all stock
>the market doesnt panic

now if bezos started to sell his stock say about ($10B) the amazon stock would literally crash, this is just way to cash out without amazon stock crashing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:33:24 2019 No.12393613 >>12393469 I can't believe some shitcoin bagholding faggot went to the effort to make this garbage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:34:45 2019 No.12393623 >>12393594 Damnit: I want amazon stock to tank. Buy that cheap shit up fast. It's to expensive right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:42:25 2019 No.12393679 >>12387784 Amazon will be liquidated to pay for the divorce. screencap this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:43:46 2019 No.12393690 >>12393613 its a coping mechanism for bag holders

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:44:30 2019 No.12393695

>She supported him for many years
Yah, that's what every woman should do, what my wife does. That same effort input by every decent woman (and man in return) everywhere shouldn't justify a billion dollars.
There are literally millions of women who Bezos (or any human) could have been happy with, it's a mere fluke of chance he was with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:50:01 2019 No.12393738 if you faggots are petrified of a woman taking half your shit, marry one with more money you stupid cunts

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:50:54 2019 No.12393747
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>>12387784
How the fuck can you possibly amass one of the biggest fortunes ever and then marry someone, tie yourself down to some hoe who didn't get as lucky as me, instead of being a weekly globetrotting sexpat? Imagine how many brazillian prostitutes you could buy for how much this guy is being divorce raped for. Jesus christ, he's handed a ticket to the most grotesque position of comfort imaginable in this time and he puts it in his mouth and chews it up. Meanwhile I'm forever a wagecuck who will never live out his dreams. Money may not buy happiness but it certainly is a void filler, ffs why couldn't it have been me to have the idea of an online fucking bookstore, no, I have to be a goddamn retard and watch macroeconomics videos and play vidya. Just beat me to death with a shovel already God

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 21:52:11 2019 No.12393755 >>12393747 imagine all the hot 20s he could fuck

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:09:31 2019 No.12393880
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>>12388290

>women are retarded
>become rich by marrying a rich cuck and divorcing him
>literally NEETs on this board can't even break 6 figures

Who's the retarded one?

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:12:55 2019 No.12393910

>>12387784
>>12388206
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-11-17/fidelity-s-abby-johnson-opens-up-about-crypto-and-index-funds

“We’re in the midst of a $22 trillion shift in assets to women, because of longevity, because they’ll outlive their spouse, because of divorce”

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:13:49 2019 No.12393918 >>12393880 Sounds like something a prostitute would say

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:16:27 2019 No.12393947
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>>12393918

She's just being logical and probably didn't love him anymore. It's fucked up, but like a lot of women she just played a game with him and won it. I can't even be mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:19:16 2019 No.12393972 >>12389111 what the fuck does marriage have to do with shooting cum in pussy lmao.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:23:12 2019 No.12394002 >>12391432 I love you, anon. Well put.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:23:16 2019 No.12394003 >>12387784 It does buy happiness, just not yours

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:23:31 2019 No.12394008 >>12387784 It was her god damn plan all along.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:25:09 2019 No.12394028 >>12389111 I'm going to get a robot waifu, build my own space station, and create a vast clone army. Face it roastie, the time for women's free ride is almost over.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:30:10 2019 No.12394079

/biz i was pissed because i lost 250K in crypto - Bezos is going to lose 90 million.... her bodyguards are already fighting to see who gets to dick her first. Guarenteed the first dick to hit that probably will fuck himself into near cardiac arrest trying to impress.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:32:43 2019 No.12394105

>>12393458

This. Also, they have 4 kids, and I don't think any are 18 yet. So he'll be paying child support along with splitting a lot of their property and assets.

But honestly they've probably already worked all this shit out seeing as they're extremely wealthy, smart individuals. I doubt there will be some disastrous lawsuit, but Jeff will probably lose a lot of money still.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 23:55:26 2019 No.12394696 He literally cheated on her https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jeff-bezos-caught-cheating-on-wife-mackenzie-with-lauren-sanchez/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:08:37 2019 No.12394759 >>12387832 who cares before and after, she could spend a million dollars a day for life and never run out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:11:43 2019 No.12394779 >>12389643 Git reddy for a Brave New World

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:14:01 2019 No.12394793 >>12390814 started with normie money, became richest man in the world, then still ended up as a milti billionaire that owns a company earning fuck you money? yeah, its nothing like crypto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:16:01 2019 No.12394804 File: 18 KB, 112x112, 1547020812718.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12394696 YIKES

Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:16:12 2019 No.12394808

>>12394696
>lauren-sanchez
she snitched on him - bet.

bet bezos was already pounding girls 10x as hot as sanchez.

bet bezos' wife was also infidelious.

bet it's because instagram is programming people to think cheating is the norm and bezos' wife thought "Kim Kardashian did it - so can I"

bet bezos donates half a mil to mgtow

bet his next wife is half his ex wife's age

man...are there no more couples who can lead strongly by example?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:18:03 2019 No.12394825 >>12393594 I think you're onto something here anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:33:38 2019 No.12394926 >>12388206 I pray to GOD this happens. It'll finally cause the Amazon crash I've been waiting for. It'll also show the divorce rape shit that happens to men on a regular bases to normies. A well made sacrifice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:35:42 2019 No.12394944 >>12393019 He isn't trying to bang a bunch of supermodels, he's trying to buy an entire generation of politicians.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:37:49 2019 No.12394956 >>12387885 Women can be incels as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:41:33 2019 No.12394981 >>12388290 >I wish I was a homosexual Men have their own bullshit to deal with. t bisexual

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 00:45:17 2019 No.12395003 >>12394981 yeah, being faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 01:21:24 2019 No.12395239 >>12388176 me but unironically

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 01:24:34 2019 No.12395252 >>12387814 Dude he cheated though allegedly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 01:28:17 2019 No.12395264 >>12387784 >married for 25 years >husband caught cheating >divorce him on the spot i kind of respect that..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 01:32:21 2019 No.12395280 >>12388651 >>12388659 >>12388682 have you fagggots ever felt a real vagina, it's way better than a mentally ill man's shithole and have you seen the average troon? they only look like women in edited pics

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 01:32:58 2019 No.12395282 >>12389822 You think you're safe? Idiot if you live in the wrong state she can still get half your wealth from the time you were living together. Fucking cuck lmao

Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:16:08 2019 No.12395993
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>>12388206
>mfw there are women who actually try hard to succeed in business
>mfw they will never make even half of the fortune this cunt will get through divorce
>mfw this cow will be paraded for them as the pinnacle of female achivement
Based Bezos just ended feminism

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:18:34 2019 No.12396009 File: 838 KB, 994x1310, proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12395264 >married for 25 years >husband caught cheating >stay with him it was her turn

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:20:03 2019 No.12396014 >>12395993 He would not create amazon or ride it to glory without her. He was clearly a spineless, directionless nerd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:24:30 2019 No.12396036 >>12387784 how do you know they are not happy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:26:02 2019 No.12396045 >>12396014 This is next-level retardation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:28:15 2019 No.12396053 >>12389111 >implying I cannot donate sperm which will be used to impregnate women in need topkek son

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:30:08 2019 No.12396068 >>12396014 He was a partner at GE Shaw and she was just a writer - she knew his dick ejaculated money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:30:20 2019 No.12396070 >>12388710 >t. got laided for the first time yesterday it's gonna last forever champ trust me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:34:50 2019 No.12396100 >>12396045 >totally clueless how relationships work

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:36:47 2019 No.12396116 >>12396068 She worked at the same company as him. She knew his potential and was essential to excavating it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:39:17 2019 No.12396130 >>12396116 this is why you dont shit where you eat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:41:58 2019 No.12396145 >>12396130 Because you can accidentally become a trillionare?

Anonymous Thu Jan 10 04:51:32 2019 No.12396470

>>12389822
Well if you break up she will probably get the kid unless there is something wrong with her like drug use because courts think children will be happier with a mother. If you lose the child expect to pay child support to your wife until your child is 18.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 05:02:11 2019 No.12396514 >>12390462 muh hedonism!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 05:04:08 2019 No.12396521 File: 113 KB, 347x549, Screenshot_20190110-110348_Clover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12387784 JUST

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 05:05:46 2019 No.12396526 >>12391501 >25 years is supposed to be considered some kind of record in 2019 It's supposed to be for life anon. >>12389111 >Projecting this hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 05:14:45 2019 No.12396550 >>12388290 How do the boots taste anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 05:15:36 2019 No.12396555 >>12393294 This anon is not retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 05:17:38 2019 No.12396564 >>12393294 I just don't think that the woman should automatically get half of the man's money 100 percent of the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 05:34:38 2019 No.12396633 >>12388026 IKR?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:20:46 2019 No.12397121 >>12388026 She's definitely not 'ugly' by conventional standards, but she's nothing to fawn over either. The sad thing is according to Bezos, they're going to remain "friends" - lmao.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:30:51 2019 No.12397193 File: 425 KB, 507x683, JUST bezos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12387784 OH NONONONONNO

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:37:19 2019 No.12397241 >>12387784 Yes it can UNLESS you're a bald manlet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:41:36 2019 No.12397278 >>12387784 Bezos was lucky to land her he is a manlet and an ugly one she ain't that bad, while not being super hot I am an manlet too and look much better than Bezos, but can't land even a whale

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:42:13 2019 No.12397282 >>12387784 How could someone marry such a jewish looking woman? Bezos was literally asking to lose money by marrying that, maybe he's into that kinda shit. Financial cuckoldry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:52:26 2019 No.12397350 File: 115 KB, 800x764, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12387784 >mfw for women marriage is going long their husbands >mfw JEFFBEZOS/USD hit the top and she's about to short it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:54:40 2019 No.12397366 >>12397282 She's clearly Irish. Props to her at not being a wimpy bitch about Jeff cheating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 08:06:29 2019 No.12397442 funny shit. reminds of a thread that was posted here in biz, that talked about this couple, saying something like "is there something irish women can't do to men?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 08:11:15 2019 No.12397467 >>12393437 top kek, nice point of view

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 08:15:21 2019 No.12397491 >>12393880 So good to not have a conscience, teach me how >inb4 where do you think you are

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 08:31:56 2019 No.12397580 >>12387784 It’s not like he doesn’t deserve what’s coming to him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 09:13:09 2019 No.12397862 >>12388563 >>12388596 Let's assume he looses half of his net worth. Imagine how many years of deductions he could apply to his capital and income taxes. The same for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 09:28:16 2019 No.12397959 she's selling the top.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 10:08:01 2019 No.12398204 >>12396550 What? Doesn't even make sense. Telling it how it is isn't bootlicking you bitter retard

Anonymous Thu Jan 10 10:21:10 2019 No.12398295
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>>12387784
>share apartement with a drug dealer addict criminal i used to work with (i was despereate for a place)
>had to cut the end of my bed with a saw and bolt scissors in order for my bed to fit inside the tiny room im renting
>cant even lay fully erect cus im 6'4
>living room constantly occupied by roommates fellow weed addicts blasting shitty rap music on huge surround sound
>toilet is only accessible through my room so people walk in and out
>never able to fully relax
>never able to fully concentrate on my work because loud knuckleheads in the next room with their nigger drugs and music

I'm not asking to be rich, but money would buy me some PEACE AND FUCKING QUIET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 10:26:03 2019 No.12398332 >>12398295 Get a room with meth dealers, they tend to be quieter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 10:52:52 2019 No.12398501 >>12393437 She sold on the death cross lmao.

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