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12371489 No.12371489 [Reply] [Original]

>want to rent a room at a house owned by some rich boomer
>read lease
>"being at home all day not allowed"
>"working at home not allowed"

FUCK BOOMERS

>> No.12371515

>>12371489
They don't want you smelling up the place you NEET loser.

>> No.12371521

>>12371489
Why would you rent there?

>> No.12371524

>>12371515
Is this unironically why?

>> No.12371525

>>12371489
>>"being at home all day not allowed"
What the actual fuck

>> No.12371528

>>12371489
im literally shaking with anger

>> No.12371536

>>12371524
shared living space, basically they're fuckers

>> No.12371550

As someone who’s rented rooms of their house out before, people who stay at home all day are some of the worst boarders of all.

>> No.12371581
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>>12371550
then don't rent it out, obviously, you have issues with someone RENTING your property.
Just gen an hourly rent- if youre not home you dont pay

>> No.12371597

>>12371489
because if you don't go out you'll hear him fapping and he kind of doesn't want that

>> No.12371662

Just like a woman would ideally want a sugar daddy who only gives them money but never ever talks to them or tries to have sex with them, landlords are much the same way. You should rent the apartment and then stay home all day anyway, because there is literally no way they could enforce this rule and it is absolutely 100% illegal (assuming you are under a lease and live in a city/country that isn't too hardcore right wing).

t. boomer who has been fucking landlords for well over a decade

>> No.12371706

>>12371662
they don't need to enforce that rule, they can enforce any other rule that gets broken, if no real rules are broken they won't give a shit anyway

>> No.12371709

>>12371662
Typically when the rental agreement is up you get lower rates on the next agreement as if the land lord likes you.

Rent is typically higher during the first term as the landlord needs to factor in additional risk of you being a fuck up. If you are a long term renter then fucking your land lord is fucking yourself.

>> No.12371746

>>12371709
Sorry but this is just not true. Any landlord that isn't a braindead amoeba will charge you ~+2-5% higher every single year to account for inflation. I've been in THREE YEAR leases before where no leniency was made for the inflation charge.

>>12371706
t. has never been in any housing related dispute

>> No.12371929

>>12371746
Less risk when you know and like the person that's renting. They are less likely to fuck your shit up. Also when the term is up if you sign another agreement the land lord doesn't have to take the chance on a vacant place. So 3-5% inflation is nothing.

Which is why rent is often cheaper or at the vary least the same.

>> No.12372001

>>12371489
This is happening to me right now. Only my landlord is CHANGING my previous lease agreement. I tried explaining that I work for a client who lives halfway across the country, he didn't care. "Rent out an office", he said.

>> No.12372067

Tfw you just say yeah yeah whatever and then 100% NEET it and also smoke weed int he apartment because lmao canada dude and i know its not worth the hassle for him to kick me out. IM INVINCIBLE!

>> No.12372095

>>12372067
This is why landlords ask for references

>> No.12372130

Just find anything and stuff it into the walls, anything you can find, just stuff into the wall. Soak newspapers with milk and stuff them into the walls.


Everything into the walls.

>> No.12372151

>>12371489
he wants to break into your shit
don't live there

>> No.12372156

Reminder that if you are renting a room in someone's house that they also live in you actually aren't a tenant, you're just there as a licensee probably with no rights.

>> No.12372166

>be boomer
>buy land before the internet even exists
Why don't you just MAN UP and put some money down on your own property anon?

>> No.12372179

>>12372095
And this is why i just have them call my number or email me and pretend "Hey fellow boomer, yup good ol boi there all he does is work and sleep!! Doesnt even use much utilities!!! " there exists this thing called lying.

>> No.12372198 [DELETED] 

Boomers are all literally braindead ZOG robots fuck them

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>>12371550
Green text story time

>> No.12372261

>>12372151
This
He will smear his dick all over Anon's possessions

>> No.12373032

>>12371489

>not allowed to reside in your own home in the day

I don't think this would even be legal on a lease if you signed it.

>> No.12373045

>>12371489
Sign the lease then tell them to fuck off. If you’re renting a room from someone it’s basically treated as your property in the eyes of a court, they can’t tie strings like that.

>> No.12373057

>>12372156
Reminder I’m a lawyer and you’re fucking 100% wrong.

>> No.12373064

>>12371525
Lol this. Who would even put this in a lease. Probably not even legal or at least wouldn’t stand up in court.

>> No.12373273

>>12371550
im calling bullshit unless you elaborate

a partyfaggot being out and bringing people home would cause more damage/trouble/noise than a quiet beta cryptoneet staying inside playing vidya in their room making timely payments

>> No.12373305

Someone who stays at home all day isn't necessarily a bad tenant, but the issue is you don't know. You don't know what they do when they're home alone. Atleast for people with a job you kind of know what to expect.

>> No.12373314

>>12372156
No, you have to share living spaces. The most common definition of that is sharing a kitchen.

If it's a separate living space (with separate entrance, etc.) there is no enforceable clause that can limit how much time you spend in what is considered your home under all interpretations of the law.

>> No.12373378

>>12373305
Only a boomer would give a shit. If I ever needed a room mate I would request somebody that spends their free time alone in their room like I do, preferably making as little noise as possible like I do. I would want to strangle some loud normie who hangs out in the living room and has friends over.

>> No.12373388

>>12371489
That sounds pretty retarded but that's what you get for living in someone else's room

>> No.12373408

>>12373378
I'm actually breaking my lease and finding a new tenant 1 month in, will be 2. I'm having massive anxiety living with 2 socially well-adjusted people who always have friends/guests over. I literally cannot gather myself to leave my room sometimes.

im living alone, but if youre in NYC lad, we can room up and have a no guest no noise policy

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>>12371489
MY HOUSE IS MY RETIREMENT!!! I KNOW WHAT I GOT!!!

>> No.12373421

>>12373378
You are describing the ideal tenant. 99% of the tenant pool out there aren't shut-ins. Maybe if you try to target graduate students you'll get quieter people.

>> No.12373439

>>12373378
I didn't work for like 6 months and would spend most of my time in my room and my roommate didn't give a shit. I was quiet and washed all of my dishes, laundry, etc and as long as i had the rent on time every month, he really didn't give a fuck.

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>>12371489
>"being at home all day not allowed"
>"working at home not allowed"
A former housemate of mine rented out a room from a boomer a couple years ago. The landlord was visibly upset and told them they couldn't use the kitchen or any shared living space. I guess they just want to make some extra cash off of desperate young folks while keeping them out of the house as much as possible.

>> No.12373496

Generally, the people who put this in their ad and have this requirement are people who want to stay home all day THEMSELVES. They like having time to themselves, and normal roommates go to work, which is when they get their alone time. If there's multiple people who like to do this and who stay home all day it messes that up. Just take this as an indicator that the guy will be home all day and that's something YOU don't want as a neet. If you can get roommates who go to work constantly while you stay home it's like having the place to yourself.

>> No.12373508

>>12373408
That sounds great, but I live in flyover land with limited funds. If LINK moons significantly I'll be there.

>>12373439
Sounds like a bro. It's nice when you find people that understand the appeal of NEET style living

>> No.12373532

we should start lawsuits against the people that say FEMALE ONLY on their ads.. that is sexist

>> No.12373547

>>12371746
Some faggots are just cunts, the cunt could even be another tenant who is triggered by it, I wouldn't even bother unless you're absolutely set on the place, fuck em.

>> No.12374552

>>12373532
In toronto theres a lot that are asian/fem/vegitarian only, must work, no smoking anywhere on the property even outside, credit check references, no hydro included, parking space $80 extra, no pets, must be quiet and of course NO PARTYING!!!

>> No.12374566

typically someone who stays at home all day in a share house is unemployed and will run out of money soon
"working at home" probably for the drug dealers lel