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Pls help

>> No.12365082

>>12365068

unironically?

>> No.12365120

>>12365068
Put tape over your belly button. I shouldn't have to always think for you people.

>> No.12365125

Find a nice Muslim doctor to sew that hole up, they know best how to fix natures little mistakes

>> No.12365127
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12365127

>>12365068
stop wearing shirts

>> No.12365129

>>12365120
I have hair there it’s going to hurt if I ever need to take it off

>> No.12365131

Surgically removing is really your only option. You could even do it yourself. I recommend taking at least a large sized fist of flesh to be on the safe side.

>> No.12365142

>>12365068
I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

>> No.12365552

>>12365068
Better call an ambulance quick!
>MEDIC MEDIC!