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>10 minutes before home time
>boss comes to my desk, "Do you have 5 mins?"
>"Err ok"
>go into meeting room
>"So how are you?"
>"I'm alright, was a bit ill over Christmas but just chugging through work at the moment"
>"I'm not feeling it. I am not feeling the enthusiasm in you"
>"...I've been back to work for 2 days and I've been ill all over Christmas, I am obviously not going to be enthusiastic."
>"Yeah but I just need to feel that certain spark in you."
>"Yeah sure"
>walk out of office and go home

What the fuck is this faggot shit?

I want to stab this cunt, I fucking hate him.

>> No.12331457

Office work is for sissy boys anyway

>> No.12331461

>>12331451
He wants to suck your dick.

>> No.12331467
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12331467

It's time

>> No.12331480

u gotta lean in and stroke his chest, talk in a gentle husky voice

gotta feel that certain spark

>> No.12331495

>>12331451
>having a commission-based office job

fucking KEK

>> No.12331497

>>12331451
So what's this faggot boss of yours saying, "Be more happy to work here or you're fired."?

>> No.12331500

Guys. Ima bout to have a fat women as a boss. What am I in for?

>> No.12331503

>>12331497

I hope I get fired so I can collect unemployment and NEET it out for a few months desu

>> No.12331530

>>12331500
a lot of passive aggressiveness between her and the other women at work, especially at potlucks

>> No.12331532

>>12331503
I've never heard of a boss actually hounding someone over whether or not they seem enthusiastic, but that is seriously they gayest shit, sorry for your struggles

>> No.12331542

>>12331500
Probably a lot of bitchiness. If you're lucky you might spark her maternal side and she'll go easy on you

>> No.12331562

1st world struggles, lol.

>> No.12331667

>>12331562
fuck off pajeet

>> No.12331718

>>12331503
oh god do I know that feeling

>> No.12331740

>>12331451
that's what you get for falling for the office meme like a cuck.
Office drones are the lowest form of life, I have more respect to a plumber unclogging toilets than to some faggots moving meaningless tables in excel back and forth sweating in fear of their big bad boss, pathetic

>> No.12331741

>complaining about caring boss
fuck you! i pick clams in freeze waters all day for $2 day in my country, fuck you office punk

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>>12331503
>I hope I get fired so I can collect unemployment and NEET it out for a few months desu
I've felt this, and I'm sure nearly every fresco on /biz/ has felt this as well

Sometimes, I look at janitors with envy. Such a simple existence, emptying bins, cleaning tables, etc. with none of the mindfuckery that goes on with a white-collar torture job

>> No.12331874

>>12331451
next time say "weird flex but ok" got me fired but was worth it. literally eating tendies about to go to a nerd convention on neetbux while I get trainging for a higher paying position and finish my education for more gains.

>> No.12331893

>>12331834
>Sometimes, I look at janitors with envy
What?? You do realize they do NOT get payed right???

>> No.12331935

>>12331451
Big fella if you're a full time employee or have some kind of protections in place where you reside then you're ok for a while but beware if written write-ups.

If you're on a casual type basis, then you're probably already fucked. His chat was them saying you're on thin ice.

Notice they did it right on home time so if you'd told them to fuck their shitty little job they haven't been down a man in the office all day.

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>>12331451
I know you're capable of so much more, op.
You're smart anon but you need to apply yourself. Push a little harder you could get promoted and take on more great things. Dont you want to be a leader?

>> No.12331997

Is it better to be autistically monotone, loner and unenthusiastic, but be able to manage 20 different projects on your own and get accurate and fast results.

Or is it better to be the office social butterfly, you are friends with everyone and your boss loves talking to you. But you can only handle two or three projects at once and everyone always jokes about you messing things up.

>> No.12331998

>>12331497
He's doing a token meeting so he can fire OP and not have his supervisors hold him accountable for his slave's shortcomings. "I tried to motivate him but he just doesn't have the spark!"
>>12331503
You won't be able to collect. They're doing this shit specifically to keep you from collecting.

>> No.12332022

>>12331451
He's mentally gaming you obviously. Your next performance review is gonna blow nigger dick no matter if youre a genuine dumbass or a top performer. Carrots and sticks

>> No.12332023

>>12331451
Send him an email. Summarise your conversation.
Tell him that he has got concerns he has to pinpoint them, otherwise the result is leaving you even with more unnecessary stress that you already have.

>> No.12332037

>>12331497
>>12331503
Also, they're not going to fire you. They know it's probably the best way out since you can collect unemployment. What they will do is bully you until you leave on your own. This is called being "managed out." So they're going to manage you out by making your work life hell.

>> No.12332065

>>12331457
We real men get dirty in the muds

>> No.12332068

>>12331998
You only can't collect if you've been hired for gross misconduct. Think fucking your bosses secretary on his desk, losing the company 100 million and going cube to cube spitting people in the face. If you've been fired for poor performance you can collect.

>> No.12332072

>>12331998
you're still usually eligible for neetbux if you get fired for "performance" in the US. You basically either have to leave voluntarily or break the law for them to withhold your bux.

>> No.12332081

>>12331997
I am unironically the second one. It's much easier.
>Jokes around with boss everyday
>Play golf with bosses boss and boss twice a week.
>Be a literal brainlet trying to do finance work.
>Get paid more than anyone else
>Boss is afraid to give me work and lets me "work from home for weeks at a time"

>> No.12332122
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12332122

(((Minimal Micro-Managing)))

>> No.12333008

>>12331467
>well that escalated slowly