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Humans turned into Consumer Discretionary Products Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Ratsu is dumb as bag of bricks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:

Real-time market news:

Educational sites:

Free in depth technical analysis charts:

Premarket Data:

Earnings Report Calendars:

Pump and Dump Advertising:

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)

Basic rundown on lean hogs:

Suggested books:

Previous thread:

>> No.12315985

That's a washing machine tho

>> No.12315987
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>> No.12315993

just lost 500 buckaroos
fuck you /smg/

>> No.12315995

I feel bad for you. Just when you think something is "too big to fail" it usually pops.

>> No.12316002
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how many positions do you guys take? been paper-trading stocks

>> No.12316011

5 usually


>> No.12316017

7th for SGYP moon mission

>> No.12316021
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Listening to biz

>> No.12316030

>he fell for the /smg/ meme

>> No.12316038

at exactly 3:59 we are gonna Pump it.

>> No.12316040


Around 10-20% per position depending. It varies. For swing trading.

>> No.12316041

Why is healthcare raped? My vht is down almost 2% while the market is sideways. People exiting defensive stocks? We bull?

>> No.12316042

is it too late? Are the shares being traded now cheapies or ones for bagholders?

>> No.12316049
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fudging heckies, the /SMG/ is slightly off center in OP
freakin kill me now

looks like we have an agent of conformity over here

>> No.12316050
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Bullrun coming power minute

>> No.12316056

the entire health care sector has been oversold for a long time
just be patient, the bounce will come eventually

>> No.12316057

idk desu, I think it might be about to either plummet or rocket between now and the close, seems like a decisive few minutes here

>> No.12316065
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>> No.12316082

This shit's going to fucking crash, who want's to hold fucking enema biotech inc. over night for fuck's sake?

>> No.12316087


S&P needs to nudge up above $2520. Otherwise going back down.

>> No.12316097

slap the ask HURRRRR DURRRRR
fucking nigger

>> No.12316101
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Alright Tetra Bio. What's the story here? We busting in to the 90's or wut?

>> No.12316103

Well it sure isn't looking good at the moment

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>> No.12316161
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its a good day to own KRE

>> No.12316162
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why the heck am S&Pee havin of such hard time staying above 250?

250 not that hard for asking wthhhhhh

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I don't care for this snippy tone of yours, champ.

>> No.12316165

just wait til 3:59

>> No.12316173

It's definitely gay.

But it's almost starting to return to a feeling of normalcy.

>> No.12316187
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>> No.12316188

well i bout the SQQQ cheapies. Bogs are going to make us gap down when the eurocucks and chinks cut their private areas off.

>> No.12316193

I'm fuckin broke
I quit my fucking job
I live in my fucking car and all i got is this dumb rinhood app on my phone
wtf....Im such a loser
idk what to do anymore

>> No.12316203
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Why did you quit? Find a mcjob. It's far better than nothing.

>> No.12316224

after reviewing his application I noticed he has no physical address.
Why would we hire a Homeless man when we just Gave all our employees a dollar raise yesterday?

>> No.12316234

I looked across the ocean and I saw a bull

>> No.12316267

250 is lava

>> No.12316271
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Take my green wojak energy you fucker.

Start the year on a bull note.

>> No.12316283

I think you should try to find another job, fren. Maybe go to a library and google some local listings.

>> No.12316287

Opening an interactive brokers account because I'm sick of having to resort to degenerate gambling in order to short a stock using put options.

Fucking investors edge reeeeeeeeee.

>> No.12316288

You've got to be fucking kidding me. I bought a VXX call and the SQQQ bear shit.

>> No.12316299

just go long bro, it's much more comfy

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>> No.12316335

Fuck SGYP is going to Mars senpai

>> No.12316340


I can't go long on the cusp of a bear market. I'm a pessimist.

>> No.12316344

Robinhood doesn't let you shortsell?

>> No.12316352

I got tricked. FUCKING BOGS!!!!!

>> No.12316360


CIBC investors edge doesn't let you do it online. You have to call in lmfao. Who the fuck is going to do that.

>> No.12316363

>tfw took 25k to 50k on TLRY mostly account now worth 17k
Now at least I know what Bitcoiners feel like.

>> No.12316369
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It takes brass balls to play options

>> No.12316373

Huh. Ally bank lets you do it on PC, just not on mobile.

>> No.12316374
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pic related.
Seriously this has made me quite a few bucks

>> No.12316383

get a membership at planet fitness so you can shower and potentially find a job instead of degenerating into full hobo mode

>> No.12316392

>I'm a pessimist.
i was too for awhile, and it was hard to make money. there's always a reason to not buy in.

>> No.12316398

Just buy bonds while you wait for crash.

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Based JPM saving my day today, 10/10
If you're broke you probably shouldn't be gambling on stonks desu senpai, you should focus on maybe getting a rental or something or maybe even FOOD
Feel better fren, I'm sorry for your suffering

>> No.12316421

Hope you guys are ready
I got a surprise coming ;)

>> No.12316437

i told you faggots to get into AMRS and XXII last week and no one listens.

enjoy being poor you faggots

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>> No.12316446

When I catch Powell comin out his crib he gon catch a bullet nikka

>> No.12316449

Go go power minute!

>> No.12316451
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Listening to biz is a good way to lose all your money.

>> No.12316462

$BIL - holds 1-3mo treasuries. pays 2.45%, can get in and out easily, no real rate hike risks since they're so short term. if you're sitting in cash, may want to consider holding that instead

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w-whats the surprise @[email protected] ?

bears much cutie too

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last minute pump, thanks again based PPT.

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association with people losing money in the stock market aside, bears are cute animals

>> No.12316501
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maybe if they just keep printing 250 on daily it will finally stick X_X

>> No.12316509

As soon as I go short, the Plunge Protection Team fucks me in the ass.

>> No.12316518

this is awkward. wheres the chilies post

>> No.12316519

pretty soon they're just going to make it illegal for brokers to sell SPY bellow 250

>> No.12316530

Ping ping ping! Wait, is that right?

>> No.12316532
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Bears are NOT cute animals, they are meat tanks that are built for violence. Well black bears are pussies here, but grizzlies will fuck your shit up
I was hiking and was accidentally quiet, and suprised a mother grizzly and her two cubs. They sat there and looked at us for a solid 30 seconds before casually strolling away
You don't realize the absolute magnitude of these creatures until you meet one irl, the absolute state of homo-sapiens
Good job on the recent OPs

>> No.12316544

They'll just reverse split the fucker and keep trading.

>> No.12316545
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some bears are qt

>> No.12316562

Man you think you surprised her, but you wouldn't be alive if you did especially if she was with cubs.

>> No.12316564


No Bobo, don't even try it...

>> No.12316569
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I see death and blood when I look at bears
Very scary desu

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>Bears are NOT cute animals, they are meat tanks that are built for violence

they're in the same taxonomical family as dogs
the fact that they're extremely dangerous doesn't stop me from finding them cute from a distance

>> No.12316590

my bad, they're in the same taxonomical suborder (Caniformia), not the same family

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You need at least 5K in reserve savings and a fixed address before you start speculating in shit stocks anon.

Start with a job, any job, then save, then find a rental and then if you've got left over, that's the money that you invest.

Baby steps.

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I'm grateful for her benevolence in letting me live
I'm very scared of grizzly bears, but you can throw shit at black bears and they'll run away lol

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>> No.12316622


DAMN, that's a nice duck.

Where to duck?

>> No.12316628
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HELL YEAH WE ARE BACK BABY GE TO THE MOON GOLDEN BULL HAS JUST STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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only friendly bears in this thread

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Bears are super cute shut up

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Powerful start to the new year.

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RIP to that guy that shorted the bottom. ;_;

>> No.12316661


Plus a bunch of other shit. Having none of your holdings ever mentioned on /biz/ regularly is a good way to start investing.

>> No.12316680

highland coos are QT's too

>> No.12316685

FUCK YOUU!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12316688
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that's a supreme champion at being a duck, you can't just find those anywhere

I have no sympathy for smug stock market bears

>> No.12316697

great now that you mentioned yandex its gonna tank

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I've come to terms with it

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Shout out to Chloe poster before I leave :^)

>> No.12316712

I tried to tell them so many times.

>> No.12316714
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Ding anon not in today. Here is cut rate Chinese knock-off ding post.


how'd everybody do? happy day? my day was very good. the dude weed was cooperative.

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>they're just going to peg SPY until LEAPS expire.

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>> No.12316749
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Who else is in on it? 5,000 @ 0.25

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Looks really good. Broke that first resistance level today.

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above and beyond. Year of the pig off to an expected start

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Good day, considering I was about to go 40% TVIX/SQQQ this morning

Bullet successfully dodged today

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JPM goes ex dividend tomorrow
Better hurry and buy Anon!

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>> No.12316780

I went significantly short at the bottom, if we gap and go tomorrow I'ma fucking get really mad.

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Also google provided this... image... as well.

Year of the piggu.

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very good day today
decided to sell my WTR for AWK

>> No.12316805

Trading in Apple shares has been halted after hours for news pending ?????

>> No.12316806


Not like anyone here will touch it. It's not an obscure biotech, boomer 500 ETF, or heavily-shilled zoomer stock

>> No.12316813

Idk what kinda stuff your into but tommrow should be boring as fuck, NASDAQ should go up and waste alot of time Trying to break 6500 before making its final decision

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>> No.12316822


Wonder if they're buying somebody.

>> No.12316827
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sitting mostly in cash and trying my hand at some microspec swing trading during the current volatility. it seems to be working unfortunately I won't have the time to commit to it once uni starts back up.

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>> No.12316861

Why does it look like she has a penis?

VXX calls DUST and SQQQ

They've decided to end all sales and iso support outside of NA.

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>> No.12316863

Appl cuts rev so whenntheyncome with 84+ itnlooks good

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apple cheapies incoming

>> No.12316878

Up about five bucks.

>> No.12316890

>the absolute state of FAANG

>> No.12316894

So you're telling me I might make some money tonight?

>> No.12316895

wtf did I just get Bogged?

>> No.12316902

You already did.

>> No.12316919

FAANG shat the bed again
The rest of the stock market shouldn't be too badly affected by this, though

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on VXX probably not, SQQQ maybe

>> No.12316935

but the SPY failed to hold the key $250 level, and now every body is homeless.

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hm, I love me some after hours rape.

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will it be too late to short AAPL tomorrow morning?

>> No.12316995

Nope, this news is going to make them drop a solid 10%

>> No.12316997

>apple cheapies incoming
Apple might actually be kill.

>> No.12317004

Where my /lostmoneytoday/ bois at?

>> No.12317005
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open now

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Righto, moving nasdaq lowball back down to support for boomer half of portfolio.

>> No.12317012

Man id be prety cautious about going short on them
QQQ was down 8% this morning and look where it ended up by lunchtime.

Even all these pirhanas in here are Thinking cheapies too.

>> No.12317020
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aaaaand we are back!

>> No.12317032

like Tesla today. not that big of a drop actually

>> No.12317040
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how do you think he's coping?

>> No.12317051

Probably personally calling Trump to plead for an end to the trade war.

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Yeah, definitely gonna move my nasdaq lowball lower.

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>he actually believed the dead cat bounce

>> No.12317075

fine, his initial buy in was at like 90 or something. And he knows despite currently being over valued as fuck (in part due to his own investment) they aren't going anywhere soon.

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can this BE anymore of a bear market?

>> No.12317081

I can't believe right now a majority of Republicucks are in support of a significantly large public works program, but the Democraps want to act like they're fiscally responsible and won't fund it. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

>> No.12317086

holy shit JUST

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>> No.12317119


Kraft-Heinz is looking great

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Trump will end it.

His ego is begging to be the hero here. He will settle for less.

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Yes it's very ironic, on quite a few different levels

And the partisan walk will continue to switch for the next few years at this rate

We need viable third parties, and we need them yesterday

We are reaching levels of ilogical spite that shouldn't be possible, on both sides of the aisle

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>AAPL news was so bad Robinhood made a notification about it

I didn't even know Robinhood could make notifications based on news

Just another reason I'm glad I don't hold that overvalued trash

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dont worry guys the APPL drop is just a glitch

>> No.12317177

Democrats are fiscally responsible compared to republicans. Clinton actually erased the deficit and had a surplus and Obama reduced it after the recession. Bush and Trump on the other hand...

>> No.12317193


It’ll be at 300 within a year and a half

>> No.12317196

because you had a republican house that shut the government down for a month. fucking moron.

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US sector remains bullish overall. Cresco went red today because it overextended without establishing support on the way up lately.

Interesting Canopy Growth showed some signs of life with a break out of falling wedge. I entered with small position as per trading strategy when it crossed above on okay volume on the hourly. Not much volume relative to the numbers Canopy can pull so this is a potentially weak signal. I decided to hold overnight and see what the story is tomorrow.

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>bible verse of the day

good goy

>> No.12317226

Is that the reason why the deficit explodes every time republicans have full control? And who the fuck is "you"?

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>> No.12317243

>Apple bounced cleanly off support today
>solidly broke downtrend channel


>> No.12317247

Is this shit going to crash or not? I can’t take many more of these boring sideways days

>> No.12317251

Are you the new memester ?

>> No.12317256

its going to -1000pt drop followed by +1000pt rise

>> No.12317261

(you) you're you. It's mostly because republicans are too much of a bunch of pussies to cut gibs, and happen to like war a lot.

>> No.12317267

No. Maybe a few years from now but not now.

>> No.12317270

Yeah, it is. AAPL isn't going to be the only one with disappointing earnings.

>> No.12317272

I don't want that responsibility.

>> No.12317273

Giving credit for the entire budget is rediculus and a surefire way to prove how small brained you are
Clinton's surplus was caused majorly by government selling dozens of cold war surplus resources after USSR fell

Look up what happened to the strategic helium reserve after the cold war, Congress almost crashed the global helium market accidently until someone at the strategic reserve pointed out that the price crash would cause an instant global recession if they went with congress's original plan of selling the entire surplus at once

Global helium prices are still majorly depressed from the strategic reserve selling off extra, over 20 fucking years later

Also it's foolish to judge Trumps overall impact on the budget when he has yet to finish his term ( and more importantly, we have yet to see what the legacy of his policies will be)

And Obama started right around the point of maximum dip, through no fault of his own. The market ending worse off than it began when he got elected would be next to impossible, unless he magically caused an 8 year long recession as soon as he got into office

>> No.12317274


I think indices might retest the 2018 low but i'm not confident it will break. Trying to keep at least 30% in cash until a trend reestablishes itself one way or the other.

>> No.12317278

Imagine being this new and this retarded

>> No.12317282
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thanks for the (you)

good to know it still works like a charm

>> No.12317285

If Apple is missing by this much the economy might be in trouble

>> No.12317289

>he thinks muslims are the greatest threat to western civilization
get a load of this shabbos goy..

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Yep. Big drop tomorrow. Fak.

>> No.12317301

I don't disagree but I don't give a fuck either. Just saying the notion republicans are fiscally responsible is ridiculous.
Imagine being this much of a thin-skinned republicuck. You can look up the deficit, fuckface. Don't blame me for reality.

>> No.12317302

Everybody fucked up, they trusted the chinks.

>> No.12317303

That's what I'm thinking.
Doesn't economics report come out Thursday?

>> No.12317306

No, as always disorder (entropy) is the greatest threat to all civilizations

Always has been, always will be

>> No.12317308

Maybe but it could also be because their phone just wasn't very good this year, at least not 1100 dollars good.

>> No.12317310

Trump has had little control over the budget so far, congress has deviated heavily from his budget recommendations and they won't even give him a wall. The deficit ballooning is entirely the fault of the Republican Party who are fiscally irresponsible hypocrites.

>> No.12317315

im going to have to buy some snacks for the tomorrows shitstorm

time to get comfy

>> No.12317316

I literally just got here. I dont know what faggot political shit you're talking about. Calm your tits bro lol

>> No.12317319

Apple cited China as the reason the miss. They are uniquely buttfucked by it.

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Alot of inventories looked good because firms were buying before the tariffs came in. Confidence index went from super bullish to bear within a month. It’s going down, give it two weeks and it’s gonna crash when everyones disappointing numbers come out like AAPL.

Pharma prices collectively is my pic

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>get back from work
>check out netgear

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>the president can just push a button to make the stock market go up and down

>> No.12317329
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But I just got myself into training in finance and don't have time to maek dank memes anymore

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so edgy brethren. don't go doing anything the good lord wouldn't do himself now!

>> No.12317334

> Republican Party who are fiscally irresponsible hypocrites.
Democratic party is too

Trump made a mistake when he embraced the Republican party once he got elected though

Congress really needs some fucking term limits already

>> No.12317339

Yeah but a lot of American companies were betting on China to prop up their huge growth

>> No.12317341

I left my calls for SQQQ open.

>> No.12317342

what a dumb nigger

>> No.12317345

>thinks we've found the bottom

>> No.12317346
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>mfw apple cheapies
Let it die then it's time to scoop it up
This is some good OC right here

>> No.12317352

maybe it was $1,100 good, but nobody has any money because of uncle powells rate hikes are shrinking the circulating supply?

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but it was made a long time ago senpai

>> No.12317360

Lmaoing at all these faggot bears coming out of the woodwork
Tomorrow's your chance to exit your shorts

>> No.12317361

He can end the trade war, friend. The very thing that just caused apples downgrade.

>> No.12317362


you should be getting 2x ARLO shares for every netgear share you have

>> No.12317364

Twitter is pretty fuckin’ close to that.

>> No.12317368

Tim Cook spend entire year wasting money in China while knowing their econ was contracting and then bought back stocks at 222+

He is what you call a con man

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>Tim Cuck

>> No.12317377

>Faggot calling people faggots
The world is changing, and not for the better.

>> No.12317382

ps now it makes sense why they did not want to disclose the sales numbers of iPhones.

>> No.12317390

I like the one with the horse

have some compassion, some of us got bogged today

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>> No.12317406

Everyday day that goes by I realize Caesars Legion must be manifest in real life.

>> No.12317426


this appl nonsense tweet is going to fuck the whole global market isn't it? The whole world just got bogged...

>> No.12317430

Amrs was like $6-7 the last time it was shilled here. It's a faggot pump n dump stock

>> No.12317437
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I wonder how many people are about to get absolutely catastrophically bogged over the AAPL barrel tomorrow.

>> No.12317446

You're acting like we just had 1 red week after 3 green months and not the other way around.

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is that good or bad

>> No.12317458
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Yep futures down already.

>> No.12317463

>Apple cheapies
You fucking liar my apple holdings account was green today, much to my disappointment. I should've bought more when it was ~10 pts lower.

>> No.12317465

If people start looking at these cheapies being cheap for too long they arent going to be cheapies anymore

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biggest boomer asset manger in muh city is nearly 10% AAPL, he holds all the biggest local accounts and even has a radio show

he's been on complete AAPL damage control for months now, cant wait to hear his absolutely devastated cope this weekend
he was a guy who was telling people strong buy @ 220

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Picked up some TVIX, hopefully it will cover some of the incoming gore.

>> No.12317517

Buffet was saying the same shit.

>> No.12317545

i wasn't really worried about the market until this apple news. it's time to get those bugout bags ready.

>> No.12317547

Give it 2-3 years and he'll be right. I'm gonna scoop up some real fucking cheapies tomorrow and hold until 5g comes out and the demand swells. That'll give people a real reason to buy new iPhones.

How does robinhood handle after hours trades?

>> No.12317548

buffet is an old dying bull
his time has passed...

>> No.12317555

SPY will drop by at least 5% tomorrow. Apple just confirmed everyone's fear. We are going into a global recession. Second biggest economy is halting and USA is also struggling. Time to move to cash and bonds at open tomorrow.

>> No.12317573

People don't use 5G. It's for industrial needs.

>> No.12317574

Fugg I hadn't thought about that. My mid-cap mutual holdings were already fucking ravaged, I was planning on holding til it went back up. I think it'll be too low to sell now.

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last week he was all (you could literally hear him almost crying)
>you really think muh iphone sales are going to go down 15% 2019
>you really think they wont straighten out supply routes
>you really think you will even remember this dip in 2 years?
then he made some crypto-esc statement like "if you cant handle these small AAPL draw downs you wont be able to handle AAPL when its $300"

oh god amm getting wet

>> No.12317585

Not funny. People are losing life savings. Have some compassion.

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>Give it 2-3 years and he'll be right
lol kek

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I got puts expiring Friday. I bought in before the pump and am very bigly red right now. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.12317601

Ah that's hot, that's hot

>> No.12317617

>implying women don't get wet at the suffering of others
Hard times make it easier to find the true chads. That's when the real pump and dumps happen.

Is that true? I thought they're going to be releasing 5g to the hoi polloi in the next few years.

>> No.12317621

kek, where can I listen to this?
you lost, friend? fuck people.

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>Have some compassion
apple make money exploiting Asian children, fuck yank boomers let them burn

>> No.12317631

nah you're fine dood
just gotta pamp it

>> No.12317632

You're fine just sit tight. The APL news is big enough excuse for us to take a huge dive here.

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y'all kept your powder dry, dincha?

>> No.12317668

Futures just dropped like a tank (again) when they opened at the top of the hour

>> No.12317669

guess I'm too late to the party?

>> No.12317673

>sold to close my APPL put monthlies this morning
>bought BRK.B weeklies
Not sure if better or worse.

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No, it's bretty funny

>> No.12317683

Fuck apple and their proprietary bullshit. They make it impossible for 3rd party development without getting raped.
They reap what they sew.

>> No.12317695

yen/usd flash crashed. appl died. Yield curve inverted for a few days.

ron paul.gif?

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>usd/yen down 2%

>> No.12317725

USD JPY crashing means inflation means Powell whipping his big fed cock out and raping the equities market.

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Yandex Mail is the patrician choice.

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>Have some compassion

>> No.12317740

give it to em daddy powell. Us muricans are addicted to cheap debt.

>> No.12317751

Can't wait to see the Asia markets get buttfucked in a little bit

>> No.12317757

N-no senpai I blew my load early.
I blew 13% of my powder in apple. Obviously I'll put the rest of my powder in my mouth and commit sudoku.

>> No.12317773

>Yep futures down already.

Yeah tomorrow will be the question of whether everybody wants to dump because of Apple or buy the gap down open. I'm assuming small gap down open for indices.

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>tfw incoming crash is imminent

>> No.12317796

is it really that surprising that the chinese dont want $1100 phones? i mean they've got hauwei now

>> No.12317807

>tfw I'll never get a chance to Re:Life
Feels horrible. Even if I never got a socially retarded sweetheart gf, just the chance to recapture the energy and momentum again would be truly life changing.

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*devours your gains*

>> No.12317848

Look at the volume on CCOJY
//biz/ could litterly pump and dump this garbage

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>> No.12317858

just convince them its a shitcoin

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>> No.12317882

Well aapl is down over 7% in afterhours and markets just closed 2 hours ago. I think asian markets could be the death knell.

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>tfw cheapies

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crash tommorow

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>> No.12317923
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New Zealand markets just opened. It has begun.

>> No.12317925

And Xiaomi, ZTE, OnePlus and a dozen other companies who are making comparable phones to Korean, Japanese and Western owned companies for fraction of the price. The societal/status draw iPhones have in the West doesn't apply in China.

>> No.12317953

Lol at the smug bulls who thought we were going anywhere but down last week

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Austrailia open now too. Why do they have a big green boner this morning?

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>tfw boomers are gonna get rekt

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dont ever mention that name here in this thread again

>> No.12317994

Probably cause they already tanked yesterday even more than US futures just did.

>> No.12317996

someone pumping jpy/usd now. Wonder if some government stepped in.

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>dat gap down

>> No.12318047

Ah right. Makes sense.

>> No.12318058

we inside the October Pattern(TM) again
few more days of this and we going under 219

why does JPY get a saving pump butt not the euro squeeeeeeeeeeee

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you still havent said if little ceasars union am a good thing or not

google doesnt help

>> No.12318082

it might be possible to find a correlation between price movement in currency and PPT pumps as they sell off one to support the other

>> No.12318114

Google Caesars Legion: New Vegas
I'm mostly kidding... Mostly

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Now that the bust has settled, what sector will boom next?

Fugggg bill hader got quuuuuuuuut

>> No.12318155

Crypto, unironically

>> No.12318160

Because I'm feeling charitable I'm going to give you guys an easy money maker

wait for NBEV to dip to 4.90-5.00 range and then buy up and wait until it hits 5.20-5.25

rinse and repeat

>> No.12318168

Well the Dis/Fox merger is heating up. I got the official "paperwork" (everything is digital now) all about it yesterday. Gives you the choice of what to do with your old fox shares once the deal closes. Funny enough that date is not mentioned but the 24th of Jan is the cutoff date of when your response has gotta be submitted so I'd guess sometime in Feb is when the deal will close.

Bagged some AMD shares today. After the leak about the new chips coming down the pipe I figured the stock stands a good chance of hitting $30 or higher.

>> No.12318169

This is how it starts, demand slips for durable goods as consumers try to deleverage from 2018. The next step is banks restricting credit to corporations seen as risky.

>> No.12318207

They are gonna release it soon but the benefits arent gonna be same as 4G had.

5G's signal doesn't go through wall's and the range is small compared to 4G.

It will first be used in industrial application and we can hope that meanwhile someone makes phone app that takes the advantage of that bandwidth.

>> No.12318213

If you'll recall, Bush used those same surpluses as the justification for his tax cuts which contributed to a third of the national debt.

>> No.12318225


40% SPY
40% QQQ
10% potential blue chippers from your own research
10% crypto

buy every month and make them gains

>> No.12318233

Does AMD's stock have a chance of hitting $30? I figured it'd go for less than that, wasn't the peak in September-October due to the cryptocurrency craze?

>> No.12318250

oh yeah good point
EURO has been especially negatively correlated with S&P + Nasdick lately

@[email protected]
is its a bad thing

>> No.12318266

that's about 8% too much crypto. also once you have a sizeable amount invested, you may want to also hold some bonds and rebalance periodically.

>> No.12318267

AMD will not reach $30 anytime soon. Zoom out. It was a bubble and it popped when daddy Powell raised rates in September.
Since then we had another rate hike and a ton of liquidity left the market. Add to that the shit news from Asia. Not going to happen.

>> No.12318276

It's Australia, you're looking at the chart upside down.

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>> No.12318347

>Does AMD's stock have a chance of hitting $30? I figured it'd go for less than that, wasn't the peak in September-October due to the cryptocurrency craze?

Only partly, but AMD always pointed out they wouldn't go full crypto like Nvidia did. Part of the major rally in 2018 was people on the stock market catching wind of how good Zen2 is going to be. Then the whole October crash happened and people kinda forgot about it, plus shareholders actually believe Intel's bullshit that they can still compete (they can't, they're fucked for another 2-3 years).

AMD is probably going to be fucked like all the other tech companies due to the upcoming recession, although probably alot less because 2019 is going to be fucking stellar for them due to the Zen2 release. Watch out for the AMD key notes at CES in January 9th.

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>> No.12318373

What's the market name for the company that makes this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kI56Ek7crI&feature=youtu.be

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>> No.12318418

isnt bonds based on age not portfolio size?

i dont have toddler hands so im full equities, im 25 and plan to retire no later than at least 45, preferable 40. I can hold through anything because either the markets recover or the entire economy collapses, either way being invested is good

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Get some dividends in your life broski

>> No.12318436

probably, but it's also about keeping your sanity. if you can grow your nestegg to $1m you may find yourself feeling pretty exposed, regardless of age, if you're not holding some cash/bonds.

>> No.12318441

I don't think it exists anymore. Anyway, here's their patent for Nigger Boy:

>> No.12318443

new thread, lets all make fun of AAPL hodlers there


>> No.12318451

dont listen to this faggot
if you don't have at least a mil + stored in dividends you won't pill any worth while passive income

>> No.12318471

Is anyone here actually invested in apple? I got to believe that was the most obvious short opportunity on the market.

>> No.12318478

I literally live off dividends lol

>> No.12318496

Any thoughts on Sprint? Heard talk about a merger with T Mobile, what to expect?

>> No.12318502

then why didn't you short it?

>> No.12318517

My family bought a bunch of apple stock years ago and have just held onto it, massive profit if you aren’t into day trading

>> No.12318541

Looking for an agriculture stock similar to CGA but instead of china based northamerican or europe based.

>> No.12318549

Is apple going to keep on dropping?

>> No.12318555

I've been trying to stay away from the volatility of directly shorting things.

>> No.12318557

Memes aside, onions futures.

>> No.12318884

This is why God gave us guns anon

>> No.12319193

Apfel is in terminal decline, bro.
Just ask Steve Jobs

>“they cared about making a lot of money… they got very greedy and instead of following the original trajectory of the original vision which was to make this thing an appliance and get this out there to as many people as possible, they went for profits, and they made outlandish profits for about 4 years, one of the most profitable companies in America for 4 years, and what that cost them was their future, because what they should have been doing was making rational profits…”

>> No.12319255

if USD is down, does that mean having it invested already is good, or does it just mean that stocks are also going to take a dive?

>> No.12319360

where's this quote from?

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