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How do I short the UK?

>> No.12285500

long pakis, slags and obesity

>> No.12285531

>>12285485
invest in mosques and synagogues

>> No.12285543

>>12285485
Borrow the UK and sell it for Norway. When the UK crashes sell Norway to buy back both the UK and Belgium. Return the borrowed UK and keep Belgium for yourself.

>> No.12285546

Setup up a corner shop in a white area and sell them knock off cigs and booze. Use the profits to purchase buy to let properties.

Upgrade the corner shop to a cash and carry. Bring in cheap labour from Pakistan and Bangladesh.

Expand the business. Give money to relatives and tell them to invest in business.

Change your name to Abdul

>> No.12285584

>>12285546
This is eerily accurate

>> No.12285597

>>12285546
I fucking hate mooslims
>t. Bong

>> No.12285633

>>12285546
bring over your cousins and their cousins and put them to work driving minicabs and operating kebab and chicken shops

>> No.12285661

>>12285485
>BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>> No.12285681

>>12285633
don't forget that the kebab and chicken shops are just a front. make sure your cousins bring the heroin and coke to sell out the back

>> No.12285690

>>12285546
thank you rajeesh

>> No.12285705
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>>12285485
>being this new
short GPB

>> No.12285713

>>12285485
Why are they praying there?

>> No.12285721

>>12285713

It's their home now.

>> No.12285762

>>12285681

Topkek true. I used to work for HMRC and had to investigate this type of shit.

>Ranjesh's curry house
>all workers on student visas so can't enforce minimum wage laws and too scared to say no to owner
>cheapest shittest ingredients you can imagine all marked the fuck up to astronomical levels
>cash drawer used instead of EPOS system, cash handling procedures non-existent, "We pay all suppliers in cash"
>Ranjesh plays dumb and decides he can't speak English when he gets raided
>accountants used are all crooked Ranjesh's too who have qualifications from the University of Calcutta

Ever see a string of paki takeaways on the same street? 99% of the time they are owned by the same people / relatives. They do this to crowd out competition and to create the illusion of choice. Same ingredients, same undocumented workers, same paki pedo ring getting funds funnelled into it.

The Ranjesh's send their kids to go train as accountants and lawyers to keep them out of jail pretty much.

>> No.12285786

I'll tell you what's disgusting, the way asian men treat white women. Regardless of where you come from if you come over here treat our women with respect or I will fucking crush you.

>> No.12285794

>>12285485
Back to /pol/
<==

>> No.12285871

>>12285786
Just came to say, I know white people have a difficult time, but there's different religions and countries in 'Asia'.
I'm a UK born Sikh, I feel we're fairly respectful of the local caucasian population and add more than wee take away.

>> No.12285887

>>12285871

Sikhs are bros because they stood up against the Mughal hordes.

>> No.12285898

>>12285871
Sikhism was created while under the reign of the Mughal Empire to fight back against the muslim's oppression of non-muslims.
BASED and REDPILLED
Shame about the British business with the Kohinoor and the Maharaja though.

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>>12285500
checked and absolutely fpbp

>> No.12285934

>>12285871
Forgive me for sounding like I was generalizing there. I meant Muslims when I said asians. People can argue against that statement all they want, but look no further than the teen sex ring in rochdale to see just how badly muslim males treat white females.

>> No.12285942

SNIIIIIF

>> No.12285955

>>12285485
Pump the island full of pakis and dump Anglos.

>> No.12285973

>>12285794

This thread is on topic.

A country undergoing an significant cultural change impacts it's economy, and I want to profit off of it.

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>>12285485
The nose knows.

>> No.12286004

>>12285786
>"""asian men"""
Just call them Pakis.

>> No.12286012

>>12285485
Just burn it to the ground.

It's not like the UK was worth anything before it was even invaded by mudslimes. It's only achievement was creating great new world colonies like the US and Canada.

>> No.12286032

>>12286004
'muslim men' Sikh people not included

>> No.12286053

>>12286032
>Sikhs
>From Pakistan
Pick one, fren

>> No.12286331

>>12285500
how do i long pakis slags and obesity

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>>12286001
keked

>> No.12286802

islam 2nd biggest religion in the world... only 1% of scientists are muslim... nuke them all

>> No.12286917

>>12285485
buy FXB put options with March 2019 expiration, the hard brexit is gonna e a shitshow

>> No.12287707
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12287707

yeeeeeeeeeeessss
it's the muslims
they're the reeeeeeaal problem

>> No.12287718

>>12286331
invest in corner shops, lease toyota prius' to uber drivers.

>> No.12287733

>>12285903
>le 56% brittscuits

>> No.12287742
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12287742

Move money into the below
https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg
Then fly over to Australia

>> No.12287751

>>12287707
hang yourself commie shill

>> No.12287921

>>12285786
>asian men
Britbongs still think they're right about blaming Chinese and Japs for crimes of obvious pedo muzzies.

>b-but they are "asians" technically!
>wtf m8 don't call us Europeans