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if you were a 16 year old in this day and age what would you be trying to invest in
(pic semi unrelated, just thought it was funny lol)

>> No.12281084

investing? I'd be playing xbox live with my friends after school. my mom would bring me pizza rolls and poptarts while I stay up till 2 am playing halo 3 custom games.

>> No.12281096

>>12281076
well i got into crypto when i was 16. had $400k at ATH when i was 18. Now i'm 19 and have $5k left, no friends and dropped out.

if i were you i would do what >>12281084 said and dont take for granted what you have.

>> No.12281099

>>12281076
Litterally your mom adopted me just now because she was so disappointed in the shitty cancer that is this Tumblr blog.

>> No.12281102
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12281102

I would invest in some pot, and an xbox and halo.

>> No.12281125

>>12281096
my parents arent so generous in treating me like a 16 year old.
i got pressured to get a job at 13 and have had the same job ever since

>> No.12281144

i dont wanna be like everyone else and waste the time in their life where they have the most time i actually wanna do something so if you guys are saying to just sit down and play vidja then no

>> No.12281280

>>12281144
well you legally can't invest in anything if you're under 18, so just buy physical silver bullion unless you can open a stock brokerage account/ a coinbase and binance account under a trustworthy and financially sound adult's name.

>> No.12281318

>>12281280
my dad seems totally into investing in crypto but its just which and when

>> No.12281330

>>12281084
When the first post is the absolute best post to ever exist

>> No.12281364

>>12281076
i recommend you invest in learning to evade the ban you're about to get for being underage

>> No.12281375

>>12281076
Probably buying short contracts of everything

>> No.12281388

>>12281375
ok thats actually a new one, i like the idea of it

>> No.12281410

>>12281364
god i wish i cared

>> No.12281446

>>12281364
he never said his age lay the fuck off lol agebanning is the worst rule and you know it

>> No.12281455

>>12281076
HVAC-R, blacksmithing, carpentry, roofing or just about any trade.

Save $500 a month working your comfy job. Enjoy $60k in ten years.

From the $500 Invest $50 a month in BTC, gold, silver. $100 in stocks.

>> No.12281471

>>12281455
thanks anon, hopefully i can limit my spending to be able to save 500 a month

>> No.12281482

>>12281364
fuck off loser

>> No.12281491
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12281491

>not trading the volatility and making more money in a trade than wagecucks do in the entire month

when you dumb wageniggers have to put the shackles back on?
In 3 days?
Lmao

>> No.12281496

>>12281076
Can't lose money if you only trade with free money given to your by exchanges for signing up.
The new exchange gives you $25 for signing up and me $25 for referring you using the link below:
https://www.investvoyager.com/?campaignId=IgkZTDBo_5cbZH9eKadUUkUew2A&referralCode=98LCWJr&code=ILUVBTC
(US CITIZENS ONLY!)

>> No.12281511

>>12281471
Dont drink, smoke, dip and no TV bill, pre pay phone card, no new smart phone.

That's about $500

>> No.12281514

>>12281491
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12281523
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12281523

Support Liberty and Freedom for a better future
https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

>> No.12281597

>>12281076
I was mining Bitcoin in the school's library computer in 8th grade. Every gamer and computer nerd knew about Bitcoin way back when. Its only the normies that think that Bitcoin used to be some secret illegal dark web cult.

>> No.12281619

>>12281076
i dont know why but shit like this just cracks me up. There was the other day where a friend of friend was talking about buying eth at $800 and i just lost it

>> No.12281862

Well I just turned 160 and my strat is simply to go all in on a hype undervalued coin, sell it when it moons, go all in on another hype undervalued coin, sell it when it moons, etc. it made me 12,000$ last bullrun off a 500$ investment and I got in only like 3 months before the peak. Anyway I put all my Christmas and PayPal money into NANO that's what I suggest

>> No.12281965

>>12281102
This.

>> No.12281970

>>12281076
osrs Gp

>> No.12282085

>>12281125
I feel u bro, that has to suck

>> No.12282116

Look into opening an IRA. You can put any investments in there and never pay tax. Imaging never paying tax on BTC when it’s >$1M

>> No.12283071

>>12281102
I miss my childhood man...

>> No.12283082

>>12281491
LARP
A
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>> No.12283113

>>12281144
based zoomer
as a boomer in his thirties who grew up on quake, don't listen to these faggot halo console peasants. back in the day we made fun of them for being losers and guess what, they grew into losers
at 16 you have fantastic brain elasticity. if you have any appetance for it you should learn to make smart contracts, or failing that building some sort of tiny business even if it's just making an app from start to publish on the store. skills and networking are the best investment, with easy x1000 returns
as for money itself you can chuck some bucks in ETH, BTC or even index funds, but don't overthink it. your most precious resource is time = attention. don't fall for the trap of being a meme trader and watching charts every day, that's just a different way to wagecuck. let your mind roam free so you can build useful stuff

>> No.12283456

>>12283113
thats actually really helpful, thank you so much anon

>> No.12283467

>>12282116
Imagine paying a fee to get your investment because your not 70.

>> No.12283468

>>12281862
i might put some sum of money into nano but im skeptical whether any cryptos now will actually moon — still worth putting in some money tho.

>> No.12283472

>>12281491
how much money do i need to make about 5k$/month?

>> No.12283498

>>12281511
How to stay incel, the post.

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>>12281076

What i would do different now if i would be 16 again-
Bang every girl that you are good with at school.
Dont stress yourself.
Dont buy the iphone 5 put the money in bitcoin.
wait 1 year and get the returns from bitcoin tax free (germany)
buy estates , invest part of it into stocks .
Write a book live from the earnings while banging french bitches 3 at the same time at least.

Die in a gangbang with 10 european bitches from all over the european union , while cumming in the 10th bitch and get a stroke.

Die peacefully while willy is stuck in that bitch .

-- No regrets