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What's the fastest way to make 8 thousand dollars?
All I need is 8k, and soon.

>> No.12249798

>>12249790
sucking dick really really good

>> No.12249805

>>12249790
Lol I have never ever seen a good suggestion in these threads, and there's one every day.

>> No.12249812

Talk your way into a software dev position, you might make it 2 months before they realize you don't know what you're doing.

>> No.12249822

>>12249790
8000 dicks. $1 a dick.

>> No.12249828

OP here. It's because I want to buy a luxury watch, preferably a Breitling or an Omega.

>> No.12249842

>>12249828
Lol
Tbh that's gay af goal, people can tell you aren't rich if you spend 8k on a watch and don't have matching clothes or automobile

>> No.12249851

>>12249828
you might as well just save up for a noose

>> No.12249853

>>12249842
I am going to go to law school. The money will come soon after I finish. I want the watch now for myself.

>> No.12249858

>>12249851
Why?

>> No.12249862

>>12249858
you're on an anime image board asking some autistic kids how to make 8k... for a piece of metal on your wrist

>> No.12249871

>>12249862
Unironically yes

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12249890

>>12249871

>> No.12249913

>>12249853
Quit being a spoiled cunt, and just work for it.

>> No.12249935

>>12249790
suck some dick? i made about 15k over the course of a year from sucking guys dicks. even took it in my ass. just gotta act like you enjoy it and they will keep coming back. lots of married guys, quite an interesting job

>> No.12249943

>>12249790
I know a legit way to make $8000 and it only takes a $30 initial investment and a can do attitude

>> No.12249962

>>12249935
Fuck off faggot

>> No.12249975

>>12249822
He's asking to make 8k, not spend it.

>> No.12249985

>>12249962
stay poor faggot

>> No.12249992

Buy $16k worth of BTC and wait a couple of months.

>> No.12250279

>>12249943
Do tell

>> No.12250300

>>12249992
oh you. cope. we are at the bottom.

>> No.12250313

honestly go rob an Asian house.. they keep their money in their house cuz they don't believe in banks

>> No.12250321

>>12249853
Go intern in a front office role at one of those bulge bracket banks. They pay interns $10k per month.

>> No.12250325

>>12249790
Find a guy with a Rolex and steal it kek

>> No.12250331

>>12249790
Work some odd jobs.

>> No.12250332

>>12249790
Buying a car lil guy?

>> No.12250340

>>12249853
That’s a Terrible idea.

>> No.12250341

>>12249853
>He thinks he'll make money in one of the most saturated industries
OH nononono. I hope you know that paralegal jobs are now being automated and that even Harvard law grads with firm experience can't get jobs. Enjoy being broke

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12250365

>>12250300

>> No.12250403

>>12249790
be a male escort for $200 an hour or $1000 for the whole night. if they start doing weird shit demand your money and leave.

>> No.12250485

Make gay porn. With me.
Sell to 4chan since 4chan is gay.

>> No.12250507
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12250507

With one instant click of the mouse I purchased 20 bitcoins of this Flo token

It was in mid November and my purchase was completed for an average of 800 but caused a spike to 1000.

Every day I sleep with glee just knowing that in a few months the 20 btc of Flo I purchased will be worth an easy 150-200+ btc.

Some days I dream of it going to $100mm cap and my stack rising from 20 to 1000 btc. I slap myself back to reality and tell myself that making 250 btc on one trade is more than enough to buy curry for this entire forum for one full month.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ErikVoorhees/status/1076663761866436609

https://mobile.twitter.com/coindesk/status/1075950309061603334

Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne writes letter of support for using FLO in Wyoming
https://www.wyoleg.gov/InterimCommittee/2018/S3-20181029LetterofSupport-PatrickByrneOverstock.comCEO.pdf

New readers about Flo should check out the telegram with questions

But first they should STUDY these two articles:

https://medium.com/@valueprop/florincoin-the-tzero-connection-66697c81c873

https://medium.com/@valueprop/flo-tzero-and-how-the-dlr-aims-to-disrupt-5bd34634f928

Enjoy mate.

>> No.12250728

>>12250279
You can buy a decent set of kneepads for $9.95 at your local sporting goods store. Lipstick for $19.95.

The rest is up to your can do attitude and how well you can please your man.

>> No.12250918

>>12249853
Great plan. I keep reading about the lawyer shortage.

>> No.12250921

>>12250341
>even Harvard law grads with firm experience can't get jobs
It's not that bad. Harvard law is still a golden ticket.