/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.12245372]

Behold a Green Day


>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:
>>12243629

[Anonymous No.12245380]

another NKN thread? cool

[Anonymous No.12245390]

Bears utterly pulverized in this golden rally holy fuck

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245397]

holy shit, the golden bull was born on christmas.

[Anonymous No.12245400]

[Anonymous No.12245417]

>KHC status:
GOBBED

[Anonymous No.12245423]

You know...nothing in life matters now because I know how to fucking juggle. Like I'll never be homeless anymore because I can juggle. Like no matter what happens I have a skill that I can use in capitalism. Like if I want to get degraded on camera for money? Lame and overdone...but have they ever juggled? Nope!!
Homeless on the streets begging for money?? Now imagine if I knew how to juggle. Like I literally saved myself from a life of poverty learning this. The soul of the jester is guiding me!!

[Anonymous No.12245424]

+755
Let's goooo!

[Anonymous No.12245425]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.12245427]

>>12245397
is it a good time to buy CGA?

[Anonymous No.12245429]

>>12245372
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
eternal coin. 30%+ growth. anything else is just cuckholdery

https://coinmarketcap.com

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12245430]

>tfw up 3%
>feels bad because less cheapies
:(

[Anonymous No.12245445]

UNCLE DONNIE SAVED US.

BEARS REKT

[Anonymous No.12245451]

>>12245423
haha!

[Anonymous No.12245453]

>>12245357
Lol beats me why you would long this market anytime besides today.

[Anonymous No.12245456]

Up day, but check those long term charts. The DOW and the NASDAQ have capitulated since October.

[HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.12245473]

Feeling good about my FB $130 June call. Still down ten thousand on my NBR holdings.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245477]

>>12245427
WTF is this low volume shit stock? I mean I don't like the shit volume, you may have liquidity problems when trying to exit. I have no clue why they're so beaten up, but it looks like a entry price from the tea leaves.

[Anonymous No.12245479]

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[Anonymous No.12245485]

>4%

[Anonymous No.12245489]

>>12245445
this might be temporary?

[Anonymous No.12245492]

>>12245383
lupus not really biopharm curable
if was REALLY rich, would get million dollar gene therapy in China
or pay for bi-weekly blood transfusions from kindergartners

when "Pharma Bro" did the price increase on immuno-suppressants he actually screwed me alittle bit

[Anonymous No.12245497]

wtf is it still going to go up. im worried bros

[Anonymous No.12245503]

8 fucking 00

[Anonymous No.12245505]

>>12245492
>when "Pharma Bro" did the price increase on immuno-suppressants he actually screwed me alittle bit
good

[Anonymous No.12245506]

whats going on? surely conventional wall st wisdom cant explain the markets these days. the rise of HFT has had to have changed the market in existential ways. i cant imagine the swings would be this big in either direction day to day without a concerted effort on behalf of the majority of HFTs. whos even making money like this? vix holders?

[Anonymous No.12245507]

Money... I'm the jester... Unafraid of everything the drifter. The soul of the jester guides me

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12245514]

>>12245479
DAMN

[Anonymous No.12245516]

totally healthy market swings this month. Nothing to see here.

[Anonymous No.12245527]

900+ before close?

[Anonymous No.12245529]

>Trump says "buy the dip"
We mooning I guess

[Anonymous No.12245531]

$URTY CHAD REPORTING IN. WHERE MY BULLS AT

[Anonymous No.12245534]

>>12245514
>>12245527
>>12245489

CLOSING OVER 1,000

SHORTS BTFO
BEARS BTFO
LIBRULS BTFO

CAP THIS

[Anonymous No.12245539]

why the fuck did I choose to trade options on VXX
the VIX literally goes down from 34 to 30 and I lost $15

[Anonymous No.12245541]

I hope the ASX will follow! THANKS TRUMP!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12245549]

>>12245492
>>12245505
not curable, but treatable
shrkeli still runs a blog where he talks about biotech companies

http://martinshkreli.com

[Anonymous No.12245557]

This market is a complete fucking meme ran by shitty fucking algos.

[Anonymous No.12245562]

>>12245557
yea i guess it'll dump again tommorow.

[Anonymous No.12245564]

>DJI 900pt day
>pic related still happening.

oh yeah, im thinkin we're back.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12245567]

>>12245557
t. bought puts on Monday

[Anonymous No.12245570]

>>12245557

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

[Anonymous No.12245572]

Im fucking mooning

[Anonymous No.12245574]

>>12245564
>>12245564

tfw ur a complete tard and forgot to post pic related

[Anonymous No.12245580]

>>12245557

Bro, this was so fucking predicable. All the major financial media were calling for the end of the world 36 hours ago. They've even still got those stories up on their front page.

It was always going to rebound.

[Anonymous No.12245584]

this was the best month ever, I'm going to miss the predictable volatility

[Anonymous No.12245585]

>sp500 over 4%

[Anonymous No.12245590]

dear god...

[Anonymous No.12245593]

>>12245557
Even in bear markets you have days where prices spike upwards, only to fall steadily for a week.

[Anonymous No.12245594]

>>12245585
its almost 5 percent now oh my God

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245596]

Reminder now that the "holidays" are over people aren't going to be spending money on golden shit for broads to take their clothes off until like Valentine's day.

[Anonymous No.12245597]

What the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.12245600]

>>12245585

[Anonymous No.12245601]

>>12245580
so your saying be greedy when others are fearful

if the news stations are saying we are going down, we are ganna go up?

[Anonymous No.12245602]

>>12245580
what goes up must always go up in a perpetual debt based society after all

[Anonymous No.12245605]

>>12245372
>tfw you bought like crazy on Christmas Eve and Friday

Feels good

[Anonymous No.12245606]

>>12245557
You have to be a literal retard to miss out on this momentum

[Anonymous No.12245611]

>>12245597
FOMO

prepare for (((their))) dump

[Anonymous No.12245617]

>bought a few stocks like 2 weeks ago thinking we were pretty close to the bottom
>shit tanks, obviously
>put in a sell order yesterday
i barely lost any money, but i still feel like killing myself. and now i cant decide whether to rebuy. i think im gonna wait a day, but even then it might just increase tomorrow as well and tank the next day

[Anonymous No.12245619]

WE ARE BACK!!!!

FUCK GOLD
FUCK SILVER
FUCK BEARS
WE BOUT TO FUCKING /MAKEIT/

[Anonymous No.12245621]

>>12245372
Y'all are just being backed up by the commonwealth's Boxing Day sales, enjoy the pink Wojaks tomorrow

[Anonymous No.12245622]

>>12245601
Goldman Sachs actually has their own contrarian indicator based on how many bullish/bearish headlines are being released by financial media

[Anonymous No.12245626]

1,000 GET

13 MINUTES

KEEP BUYINGLADS

[J Pow The Rekker !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.12245627]

>>12245606
at this rate were going circuit breaker tomorrow on the fall from this fake pump.

[Anonymous No.12245628]

First for SOXL plus based hedgefunds buying $64B and insider buying at another new record

[Anonymous No.12245630]

WHERE MY 3x LEVERAGED LONG BULLS AT

[Anonymous No.12245634]

oh me god what is this
SPY up 110 points for brief moments

>>12245505
:(

>>12245549
treatable by the most retarded ways every
it would be nice to keep the ravenous immune system but not have it attack own body

when not having to take immuno-suppressants its literally impossible for get sick

[Anonymous No.12245636]

>>12245617
all this market action is tied to you specifically

[Anonymous No.12245640]

>>12245617
Don't buy when shit goes up, retard. Buy when shit goes down, sell when shit goes up.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12245641]

>>12245557
welcome to the machine

[Anonymous No.12245642]

>>12245627
Sure thing bud

[Earnings Badger No.12245643]

This might just be the end of the troubles that started in october

[Anonymous No.12245645]

>>12245597
>the banks short the market
>-10% later they take profit
>normies take the market higher so they can short again

[Anonymous No.12245648]

>>12245601

I'm saying the market dropped a shitload in a small amount of time when all the bankers are on holidays, it was bound to rebound.

It's going to make up 50% of the losses, and then it's going to shit the bed again in January.

Start acquring SQQQ when it hits price levels of early to mid December again. We're gonna have another crack at this.

[Anonymous No.12245649]

This is my favorite general

[Anonymous No.12245651]

We already reached the bottom. Now we are in a bull market. Buy buy buy!

[Anonymous No.12245654]

MY PUTS
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.12245666]

THIS RALLY IS FUCKING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Earnings Badger No.12245669]

>>12245648
>buying SQQQ when TQQQ was dwn to 30$, I called this support the other day

[Anonymous No.12245671]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-26/why-stocks-are-soaring-massive-64-billion-buy-order

Reminder that this is not a fake rally, this is hedge funds rebalancing into equities, insiders buying in preparation for corporate buybacks and a massive short squeeze after the OECD put/call ratio clocking in at over 1.8 on Friday. Oh yeah, AND the Plunge Protection Team ft. BIG DADDY Trump saying to BUY yesterday

[Anonymous No.12245673]

give me your best DIVIDEND stocks
I don't buy trash under 5% yield

thnx babes

[Anonymous No.12245675]

bloomberg saying how shitter stocks like Groupon or Blue Apron killing it today, bad sign

[Anonymous No.12245677]

>>12245669
prove you bought it

[Anonymous No.12245679]

THE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP DEMANDS ANOTHER RALLY. WE MADE IT

[Anonymous No.12245690]

>>12245673
CTL. Trading at 0.7x book value. Has free cash flow yield of like 17% and a dividend yield of 14%

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245691]

WTF DO I DO BEFORE CLOSE!!!! I JUST GOT OIL AND GOLD AND SOME SQQQ!!!!

[Anonymous No.12245692]

Is CGA a buy? it's the only red stock now?

[Anonymous No.12245696]

>>12245691
you sound like a doomsday prepper

[Earnings Badger No.12245697]

>>12245677
I dont buy SQQQ and i would never buy it at its All time high either lol, Ya dont ever bet agaisnt QQQ you would have to be nuts

[Anonymous No.12245698]

>>12245619

[Anonymous No.12245708]

bulls finally attempt to utilise the power of satsui no hado but can they maintain these new new levels or will it consume them

[Anonymous No.12245710]

1000
1000
1000
1000

[Anonymous No.12245711]

>+1000

[Anonymous No.12245714]

based 4 figure day

based boomers

based DOW

[Anonymous No.12245715]

THE LEGENDARY GOLDEN BULL

[Anonymous No.12245717]

>>12245697
no TQQQ you fucking larper

[Anonymous No.12245719]

Huge jumps happen in bear markets all the time

[Anonymous No.12245724]

1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12245725]

>>12245634
>treatable by the most retarded ways every

hence the role of biotech companies to come up with less retarded ways to treat it
that would be cool, though
i imagine there's some way to change how the immune system targets stuff

>>12245691
sold my SVXY and put the money back into WTR
i think the main thing I'll use day trading for is hedging with things like TVIX and SQQQ during bad market times

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245739]

>>12245651
Split house in the legislator, no budget passed, communism threatening American sovereignty, 5G is going to be delayed... We're fucked m8.

[Anonymous No.12245740]

>>12245617
that's how the market works, dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.12245745]

ITS PUSHING FOR 5% GAINS

[Anonymous No.12245746]

>>12245372
fuck your green day eternal coin up 46% for the last 24 hours . its growing in real time get in now faggots

https://coinmarketcap.com

[Anonymous No.12245748]

>>12245372

You faggots forget that Trump has a Time Machine , when he tells you to buy the Dip you buy the Fucking Dip

[Anonymous No.12245749]

>Bought 253 shares of LCI

Squeeze me.

[Earnings Badger No.12245751]

>>12245717
i am REALLY about that life bro.

[Anonymous No.12245752]

>when the stocks you were shorting for weeks go through the roof
wew, good thing I got out last week.

[Anonymous No.12245753]

>>12245739
>Split house in the legislator, no budget passed, communism threatening American sovereignty, 5G is going to be delayed... We're fucked m8.
>BagholderExtraordinaire

I wonder why?

[Anonymous No.12245754]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.12245760]

NDX almost closing up 6%!

[Anonymous No.12245761]

I bought SQQQ at 15 a few days ago, should I sell now and take my pitiful $46 profit?

[Anonymous No.12245768]

So this is the power of the PPT?

[Anonymous No.12245775]

hey USA, Europe here
I prefer better a boring +0.2% every day than these crazy swings
thanks

[Anonymous No.12245777]

>>12245739

The Bankers saw their families over the week and felt bad so they decided to pump us back to all time highs
SPY 300 2019

[Anonymous No.12245778]

AWWWOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this am SIMPLY INSANE price action

what a time for trading stocks

[Anonymous No.12245781]

>>12245768
PPT + Short squeeze = Nasdaq closing up 6%!

[Anonymous No.12245785]

nao that's the bump, 2% seemed very powerless at first

[Anonymous No.12245786]

>>12245777
Checked trips of God and based

[Anonymous No.12245788]

Was this the largest rally ever for the Dow?

[Anonymous No.12245789]

BIGGEST POINT SURGE EVER

[Anonymous No.12245797]

Comments?

[Anonymous No.12245800]

>>12245797
golden bull

[Anonymous No.12245803]

>>12245788
In points, yes. In percentage, no. The largest percentage increase for the Dow was like 10% in October 2008

[Anonymous No.12245804]

S&P's since 2009

[Anonymous No.12245805]

>>12245775

fag

[Anonymous No.12245806]

>>12245781
imo there is going to be a very, very red day sometime soon. Today was fucking bizarre.

Richmond fed news was abysmal too.

[Anonymous No.12245809]

>>12245788
this is,point wise (previous 936)

[Anonymous No.12245810]

Lmao they shilled the death cross to normies and pumped to short squeeze them all. Haahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.12245821]

>>12245806
As as I told someone here earlier, even in bear markets there are spikes upward, only to be followed by prolonged down days.

[Anonymous No.12245823]

>>12245673
MorL

[Anonymous No.12245825]

Its days like today where non-holders can fuck themselves hard. You miss one day of the rally and it can handicap your portfolio badly in the long term.

Not saying that just happened. We could see new lows. But damn.

[Anonymous No.12245829]

>>12245797
obama economy is back

[Anonymous No.12245833]

is CGA a buy? the only red stock?

[Anonymous No.12245837]

what's everyone hodling right now?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12245838]

bears hit euphoria on the 24th

[Anonymous No.12245840]

>>12245690
dividend ratio is too high for my liking desu

[Anonymous No.12245841]

>>12245751
kek, Ok anon I'm happy for you, merry $400 christmas.

[Anonymous No.12245843]

Chilies is on me
Bears can sleep in the gutter for all I care

[Anonymous No.12245847]

>>12245775
Stop embarrassing us, you retard.

[Anonymous No.12245849]

>>12245797
God Bless America

[Anonymous No.12245850]

>>12245833
no one else gives a shit about that random chink company, why do you? your father work there or something

[Anonymous No.12245853]

CHECK THE AFTER-HOURS HOLY SHIT

WE
ARE
BACK

[Anonymous No.12245856]

>>12245840
look at their cash flow statement and convince me that it's not sustainable

[Anonymous No.12245857]

>>12245775
yeah that makes sense

[Anonymous No.12245858]

>>12245838
>_> no
bears come back @ 250, 252 then 257

if bulls can get past that then time for celebrations

bear euphoria am 217

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245859]

Reminder this rally was fake and gay. This is just kids buying with their xmas money and they're all going to get fleeced on Friday.

[Anonymous No.12245861]

>>12245850
if i may ask, what did you buy before today?

[Anonymous No.12245863]

Now that's what I call a dead cat bounce...
Repent for your sins, bulls, for you will be whipped tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.12245867]

...today isn’t just companies buying back the stocks they just sold off at peak a few weeks ago right?

Right?

[Anonymous No.12245869]

>>12245838
living one's life according to internet info graphics, or otherwise projecting such thought-patterns onto an ominous group of "them" is extremely low IQ. However you are trip fag...

[Anonymous No.12245876]

happy happy.
joy joy.

[Anonymous No.12245877]

>>12245853
The /dogsofdow/ have awaken... GOLDEN BULL IS ON!!!

[Anonymous No.12245879]

Up 5 3% holy fuck

[Anonymous No.12245881]

>>12245806
Every one of those fed forward looking indicators that has come out over the past month has been shitting the bed.

The volatility in this market is breathtaking.

[Anonymous No.12245882]

Dead cat bounce. Screencap this.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12245887]

>>12245869

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245888]

>>12245838
bulls hit thrill today...
>>12245853
we're going to get new lows in the next 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.12245890]

>>12245859
salty doomsday prepping bear detected

[Anonymous No.12245894]

Im still holding, but this one day rally has me unconvinced

not ready to buy more yet

[Anonymous No.12245893]

>>12245881
if i have been holding for months because i am investing for my future and have no desire to sell through all this volatility, are my hands so iron as to be god tier?

its so easy to make it, just buy and dont sell lol, god im way toog ood at this

[Anonymous No.12245895]

>>12245861
s&p500 index funds

[Anonymous No.12245902]

To all of you assholes that bullied me for buying cheapies FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.12245909]

BEARS ARE GAY

[Anonymous No.12245911]

Would it be possible to build a "4chan index" based on the board letters? And actually have it scroll on screen when you visit /biz/?

/a/ Agilent technologies
/biz/ Business Alignment PCL
/k/ Kellogg

And so on...

[Anonymous No.12245916]

Posted all day yesterday saying it was a neat market. I still think our is by this monster really was just than I expected. I didn't like the price action so I hedged midday, covered down after then went long forgot after. Still in awe of the euphoria. Congrats guys

[Anonymous No.12245922]

[Earnings Badger No.12245925]

>>12245877
Man if this is the start of a new bullrun Its gonna be the biggest one ever TQQQ will be estimated at 250$
SPY 420$
AMD 50$
and GALT Delisted from the markets.

[Anonymous No.12245936]

>>12245916
Bear market*
Damn phone autocorrect

[Anonymous No.12245939]

>>12245916
URTY CHAD REPORTING IN

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245944]

>>12245890
If this rally was real (hint: it's not), why is Oil going through the roof, and gold approaching 0?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12245945]

>>12245925
>and GALT Delisted from the markets.

[Anonymous No.12245946]

>>12245922
The intraday low was crazier, but to be fair, the VIX has been at yearly highs for quite a while, so I'm not surprised it has sunk this low. It acted like a typical stock's IV post-earnings.

[Anonymous No.12245952]

>>12245925
AMD at 50 would net me so much cash. I'd just take 30 at this point.

[Anonymous No.12245954]

Holy shit that power hour pump

[Anonymous No.12245955]

>>12245925
Except it isn't

[Anonymous No.12245958]

>>12245944
of course it's not real, but anyone not taking free money here is absolutely going to get left behind in life

[Anonymous No.12245964]

>>12245786
Is that thing in the center a pair?
Pairs are disgusting and taste like sand.

[Earnings Badger No.12245967]

>>12245955
Only time and Broken resistance levels will tell anon..

[Anonymous No.12245969]

>>12245853

PARBOLIC GOLDEN BULL!

[Anonymous No.12245972]

>wake up at 2AM Aussie time
>market is already up
>contemplate buying TQQQ
>profits from last week's short positions haven't settled yet
>FUCKING COCKSUCKER
>contemplate taking $40,000 out of my interest bearing bank account to trade with
>can't do any withdrawals from this account without losing the bonus interest
>one click away from transferring it
>"lol, that $80 in interest is about to kick in, i probably should wait"
>TQQQ up nearly 20%

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

[Anonymous No.12245973]

I haven't posted a green wojak in weeks. Today is definitely worthy of it. OOOOOOOH.

[Anonymous No.12245974]

>>12245803
December 2008 you say? Hmmm

[Anonymous No.12245975]

>>12245944
oil is the catalyst. oil up -> heavily indebted oil companies less likely to default -> credit markets happy -> stock market happy

[Anonymous No.12245979]

so /biz/, are we 2008 (mid, late, early?), mid 2010, mid 2011, late 2015, early 2016, or early 2018 levels here?

or full blown 2001 through 2002 tier?

[Anonymous No.12245982]

WHO HERE /NIBBLIN/??????

[Anonymous No.12245987]

>>12245979
> believing in economic history as economic theory.

validity of your epistemological rigor is dubious.

[Anonymous No.12245989]

>>12245967
Ok sure... Ignore all fundamentals for voodoo TA... One is good but using both is better

[Anonymous No.12245991]

>>12245979
its 1950s golden bull run
SPX will double from here then double again

[Anonymous No.12246004]

>>12245982
When I see shit like pic related, I definitely ain't buying $50k work of anything

[Anonymous No.12246008]

Jesus fucking christ I'm ruined I'm not even joking
I just remembered I bought SQQQ on Christmas Eve and I haven't logged in all day
Oh fuck I don't even want to open it
What is it like 15% down now?
I was already down 10% trying to catch the falling knife
Fucking fuck I'm probably the only god damn loser in this whole world who lost money today
The was my whole life savings guys
I don't think I can come back from this
Please God kill me swiftly

[Anonymous No.12246014]

>shorted the bottom

[Earnings Badger No.12246017]

>>12246008
that aint shit nigga, i had SPY Puts til about 11am this morning

[Anonymous No.12246025]

>>12246008
The facemelting bull wasnt a meme

[Anonymous No.12246026]

At this point, I believe the markets don't actually run on logic. There's simply a coinflip algorithim, and if it lands tails, the markets drop, and if it lands heads, the markets bump up.

[Anonymous No.12246030]

>>12245974
Turns out it's March 2009, but that's even more ominous...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12246033]

>>12245979
I'd reckon we're closer to early 2019 levels, just needs to drop a little from here to get there.

[Anonymous No.12246037]

>a measly 5% swing has stock boomers this excited
Kind of cute to watch desu.

[Anonymous No.12246038]

>>12246026
it's like that south park episode where they think its a magical entity and then the treasury dept or whatever cuts the heads off of chickens and throw them on the board to see what decision they'll make next

[Anonymous No.12246050]

>>12246026
I think today was just a really huge short squeeze considering that we had 10 straight down days and everyone was bearish

[Anonymous No.12246051]

>>12246008
God kills those who kill themselves

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12246052]

>>12246008
>>12246014
>>12246017
>the shitty of options and 3x leverage holders
SQQQ is down 18.39% today, btw

>>12246026
>At this point, I believe the markets don't actually run on logic

the broader market itself absolutely doesn't, at least in the short term
it runs on emotion and algos that capitalize off of it

>>12246030
>Turns out it's March 2009, but that's even more ominous...
the 2008 recession bottomed out on March 9th, 2009

[Anonymous No.12246055]

>mfw reading all the deluded bagholders on reddit saying that the abysmal employee reviews of my employing company on Glassdoor, aren’t real (they are) or accurate (they are) and that they’re just FUD

[Anonymous No.12246058]

>>12246038
Reminds me of the interview I read with the lead writer for Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath. He wanted the corporate type enemies to also have supernatural powers because when he was in the New York art world he saw tons of Jews (though he didn't call them that) who believed in occult shit, even so far as thinking some of it could predict the markets.

[Anonymous No.12246063]

>>12245979

When the DOW is moving 5% to 12% per day, we're approaching crisis stage.

Check this shit out.

http://www.wsj.com/mdc/public/page/2_3024-djia_alltime.html

Not sure if this is data that has been updated in the last year or so, but check the dates for both the record declines and record gains. They center around the peaks of bubbles and the aftermath.

[Anonymous No.12246067]

>>12245372
>$BOTZ

[Anonymous No.12246070]

Totally healthy markets right there

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12246074]

>>12246063
>and the aftermath

you mean the recovery

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12246084]

>>12246055
please go back

[Anonymous No.12246091]

Down over 10% today. Doubling down. This is inane.

[Anonymous No.12246095]

Are the boys, dare I say it, back in town?

[Anonymous No.12246099]

super brainlet here, can you long/short the stock market? using leverages

[Earnings Badger No.12246101]

>>12246063
Bet u werent sayin this kinda shit when it was dropping like a rock.
Still smells like bear fur on this board.

[Anonymous No.12246105]

Reminder: We are here.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12246108]

>>12246091
>can you long/short the stock market? using leverages

options and leveraged ETFs

[Anonymous No.12246115]

>>12246055
Only non whites get treated poorly...

[Anonymous No.12246117]

>>12246105
Meaning... we're about to go back up and then down, and then up, and then down?

[Anonymous No.12246118]

>>12246026

No, there is a logic to them, but you have to understand how they operate.

The stock market is a barometer of people's emotions, and when people react to negative news, they tend to overeact.

Same with positive news. Just look at the replies in this thread.

If you can't trade on people's emotions then you shouldn't be trading.

The market was always going to rebound.

[Anonymous No.12246121]

>>12246063
>this historical massive buying is actually bearish
lol

[Anonymous No.12246124]

How to fix this shit meme market:

Half the traders can't trade on any given day.
This will be selected by random quantum computing telling us in a Thanos like manner who gets to trade and who not. 50% of the traders who get to trade can't place new orders, again computed similarly as before. And only way to exit is through margin calls.

There, fixed this meme. 1000 point rallies every day.

[Anonymous No.12246125]

>>12246037

The market cap of the Dow Jones is 7.5 Trillion dollars though. You have to have perspective.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12246126]

>>12246099
nope, that's actually impossible.

[Anonymous No.12246127]

>>12246108

I think you meant to respond to >>12246099

[Anonymous No.12246137]

>>12246126
how the hell do you make big bucks then

[Anonymous No.12246141]

Normies have stopped making YouTube videos pumpin stocks this is the bottom, wait did they ever make videos pumping stocks ?

[Anonymous No.12246142]

Tfw 5% up today but still at -20% overall. It's suffering knowing I bought most of my stocks at their ath. Stupid me. Gonna need to hold them a long time before I even breaks even.

[Anonymous No.12246146]

>>12246117
Meaning this was an isolated rally. Do not plan to hold your longs. Play the volatility.

[Anonymous No.12246147]

>+4,96%
that's some quite dead cat bounce

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12246149]

>>12246127
yep, I did
how are you down 10%, though

[Anonymous No.12246152]

Is anyone here actually bullish for the next year or two AND able to explain why you are?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12246159]

>>12246149
>>12246127
>>12246147
could it be because
you're a bear

[Anonymous No.12246163]

>>12246067
Up 4% today, wow nice!
Still down 30% just this year. I hope you bought more at the bottom.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12246164]

>>12246121
menunchin just had a meeting with all the banks and said listen, if you guys just pump it, everybody will fomo in and you will be able to make some money so when shit hits the fan we won't have to bail you guys out again.

[Anonymous No.12246170]

What's going on lads, seriously. Why are we seeing this mental price action? I'm scared

[Anonymous No.12246172]

>>12246152
Yes because money moves to the SPX during QT. it should be obvious but nobody seems to get it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12246173]

>>12246137
This game is for people with big bucks.

[Anonymous No.12246184]

>>12246146
I want to SHOOOOORT tomorrow
I plan on going through with this if the Nikkei and futures are down in the AM tomorrow

Tell me I am foolish.

[Anonymous No.12246185]

>>12246101

Go look at the charts in December, the biggest 1 day fall was 3.10%, and that was on the 3rd.

Anyway, I cashed out of my positions on the 21st.

[Anonymous No.12246188]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

[Anonymous No.12246193]

It's because Trump threatened the Federal Reserve.

He told them he was going to dissolve the Federal Reserve Charter that currently lets them operate.

Media wouldn't know how to take sides because if the Media claims Trump can't dismiss the Federal Reserve, it would be admitting we have a 4th Branch because the Federal Reserve is suppose to be under the Executive Branch.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12246194]

>>12246184
tomorrows going to be flatter that trap those faggots are always drooling over.

[Anonymous No.12246196]

>>12246149

Exited my position in DRV (triple leveraged inverse real estate) at open. Saw things trending a bit downwards around 10 or so, picked up slightly OTM puts on SNAP, TWTR, AMD, and BAC. Was up about 4% late morning, then shit the bed when market rallied. Was away from my desk for half an hour, didn't check. Bought more on each near close. Expiry 1/4 for all puts. Going to keep doubling down.

[Anonymous No.12246198]

Considering tomorrow is the tax cut-off date and today's massive rally, my gut feeling tells me that shit is going to drop like a rock tomorrow.

But I'm hodling regardless.

[Anonymous No.12246207]

>>12246063
It could just as well indicate a (local) bottom.

[Anonymous No.12246210]

>>12246188
Bull trap before the big crash.

[Anonymous No.12246211]

>>12246184
You are. Futures can be positive and it can still turn midday like it did in feb. watch for resistance on upward moves.

[Anonymous No.12246214]

>>12246074

Actually no, according to that source it happens exclusively around the peak and aftermath (unwinding) of the bubble.

A recovery is a more stable, prolonged affair AFTER the bottom has been reached.

[Anonymous No.12246220]

>>12246008
That sucks but calm down, you nigger. 15% ain't nothing.
>>12246026
The market was extremely oversold. It was going to bounce sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.12246223]

reminder that no one here actually knows what they're talking about and if they did they would be enjoying their wealth instead of posting here

[Anonymous No.12246226]

>bear market begins
>open EVERY short position that's possible and invest all your money into it
>the very next day price goes up 5%

THIS IS NOT HOW IT SHOULD BE

[Anonymous No.12246227]

Bears convinced themselves the market was going to crash.

Now they are in denial. This was an oversold market. Yes it needed to cool off but there was no legitimate reason it sold off the way it did for that long.

>Muh deadcat bounce
Delusion.

[Anonymous No.12246230]

>>12246198
>>12246210
This, it's absolutely going to get destroyed starting tomorrow or the next day

[Anonymous No.12246234]

>>12246050
you're too observant to trade here

[Anonymous No.12246239]

>>12246226
That's why I prefer weekly charts when looking for long-term trends and daily charts for short-term trends

[Anonymous No.12246243]

>>12246223
This place is good for getting an idea of how the retard herd is moving

[Anonymous No.12246256]

>>12246226
>bear market begins
>wait 3 months
>open EVERY short position that's possible and invest all your money into it
>the very next day price goes up 5%
fixed it 4 u

[Anonymous No.12246259]

>>12246173
what do you advise me then? I have 5k to trade with, tought this would be a good beginning for me to open a long position in the stock market but seems like it's 'impossible' as you said

[Anonymous No.12246261]

>>12246121

The one day volatility occurs at peaks in the initial deflations in the stock market. Did you not see the source I linked?

A more prolonged, steady buying is bullish.

[Anonymous No.12246266]

the correction is over, the golden bvll run begins today

[Anonymous No.12246272]

>>12246227
Yes, there was a perfectly legitimate reason. Stocks were extremely overvalued due to 10 years of free money.

[Anonymous No.12246276]

>>12246230
You're going to be fucked again tomorrow bear, year-end rally will roll on.

[Anonymous No.12246278]

>>12246227
How are people still discounting bear traps in this day and age? It happens damn near every time.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12246280]

>>12246259
obviously you should invest in like 500 pairs of kneepads and get an army of thots and traps to suck dicks for you.

[Anonymous No.12246299]

>>12246276
VXX after hours does not look so nice

[Anonymous No.12246302]

why did CGA jump 11% up in afterhours? wtf does afterhours even mean? does everyone get JEWED in the afterhours or what?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12246303]

>>12246299
VXX is getting discontinued, we're going to have to trade VXXB next year.

[Anonymous No.12246304]

>>12246227

>Yes it needed to cool off but there was no legitimate reason it sold off the way it did for that long.

Interest rate hike.

Powell not being sympathetic to slowing down rate hikes in 2019.

Government shutdown in the US.

All of this negative shit happened during a historically flat December, when all the big wigs are on holidays so it was the algorithms just on autopilot.

That's my take anyway.

[Anonymous No.12246313]

well done bulls, let's keep this rally going tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.12246318]

>>12246223
>enjoying wealth
it's a trap. you spend so much time accumulating wealth that it becomes very difficult to spend it.

[Anonymous No.12246322]

Just bought 100k. Am I #toolate, bros?!

[Anonymous No.12246329]

Fuck's sake. Where's the guy who says "ding ding ding" and asks everyone how they did?

Ding ding ding. How did everyone do? I'm the bobo down 10%

[Anonymous No.12246331]

>>12246304
>Powell not being sympathetic to slowing down rate hikes in 2019.
Actually he did lower from three two two rate hikes but that wasn't enough for the stock market. That's how addicted it is to low rates.

[Anonymous No.12246335]

>>12246329
Easiest $3k of my life

[Anonymous No.12246336]

>>12246329
+$16k

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12246340]

>>12246329
My stupid memes are only up 50.4%. I haven't slept since Thursday. I'm going home and going to bed.

[Anonymous No.12246345]

>>12246259

You can trade with 5K, but even if you get a 20% return (and you'd be beating a lot of professionally managed funds if you did this), you're only up $1000.

And by "trade", I mean acquire something you think is severely undervalued over a period of months and then have a realistic goal on what can be achieved with that investment.

Weirdly enough, selling stocks when you're up 50% is just as hard, if not harder than buying stocks.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12246346]

>>12246329
up 4.5%

[Anonymous No.12246347]

>>12246331
I think it's more addicted to liquidity than low rates. The Dow reversed 400 point gains just because the Fed is going to let their treasuries mature without reinvesting the proceeds.

[Anonymous No.12246362]

>>12246259
but a set amount (say $100, $500, $1000 - whatever you can afford) of stocks, index funds. etfs, etc. you believe are undervalued every month. Continue to do this for the next 20 years and viola...you have a significant retirement fund.

and if those funds/stocks pay dividends and capital gains, you'll have an increasing amount of passive income.

[Anonymous No.12246371]

>>12246318

Nobody is extremely wealthy here. Personally I'm investing with 7 years of savings.

If I were to achieve what I want to achieve, I'd go completely passive and raise a family.

[Anonymous No.12246379]

so the dump on the 21st had more volume than todays pump, what is your analysis of this situation?

[Anonymous No.12246383]

>>12246259
$1,000 into FLRN
$1,000 into HYZD
$3,000 into a ladder of CDs

[Anonymous No.12246388]

>>12246371
how much is "extremely wealthy" ?

[Anonymous No.12246389]

>>12246362
the best way to make it if you dont want to spend all your time underperforming the market buying individual blue chippers is...


buy index funds

just buy QQQ and SPY and nothing else for years and years, as you get closer to retirement you can move your money into dividend paying stuff to use for retirement income but you dont need to worry about taht until your 5~ years from retirement.
>>12246259
just keep buying, you should always be long becuase the markets only go up

[Anonymous No.12246391]

>>12246371
There are wealthy lurkers, but not as many as before now that crypto is dead

[Anonymous No.12246395]

WE FUCKING MADE IT BOYS, THE BULL IS BACK IN TOWN

[Anonymous No.12246394]

>>12246379
The volume today was considerably higher than the average volume for the 26th of December.

[Anonymous No.12246399]

>>12246371

Small time wealthy, 500K to 1 Million in cash.

[Anonymous No.12246409]

>>12246329
GPRO didn't do as well as would liked :(

[Anonymous No.12246411]

>>12246388
>$5MM is extremely wealthy enough relative to all the other poor kids on this board

[Anonymous No.12246422]

>>12246389
Simply buying index funds is a stupid boomer meme.

Boring as fuck, and most often underperforming the S&P 500. Live epic, make a call on something a little more exciting. You have a chance to lose more, but also win a lot more.

[Anonymous No.12246423]

i’m going to put $500 into an energy EFT every month for the next 20 years.

will i be able to retire off this by 2040?

[Anonymous No.12246425]

wat will tmrw be like

[Anonymous No.12246428]

>>12246379

Breaking out with a low volume pump can be indicative of a bull trap. I have a bear bias currently, but I'm skeptical that this is going to last. Not a permabear, and I'll change if necessary, but today was odd.

[Anonymous No.12246442]

>>12246425
250!

[Anonymous No.12246449]

>>12246425
Whatever the futures market will do 10 hours from now

[Anonymous No.12246453]

>>12246425
it's gonna be crazy boi

[Anonymous No.12246454]

>>12246389
I say predominantly buy index but if you can’t make obvious trades like get out of equities by December then you’re missing out on easy money

[Anonymous No.12246461]

>>12246425
Golden bull run

[Anonymous No.12246466]

>>12246389

Markets have historically gone up, but in saying that they have also had corrections as well. Even decade long corrections in the 70s.

You have good advice for the ultra long term, but on the short to medium term it could be disastrous if 2018 is the top of the market.

Consider this: if you purchased the DOW at the peak in 2007 you'd have to wait until 2013 to see the same level reached again.

[Anonymous No.12246468]

>>12246425
Up again, or else up on Friday

[Anonymous No.12246470]

>>12246388
[100 - (Your Age)] * 1 Million Dollars

[Anonymous No.12246478]

>>12246193
this is the stupidest fucking shit i see all over this board.
>stock market crashes
>it's because the trump is a threat to the federal reserve and (((they))) are trying to tank the economy to make him a 1-term president

>stock market rallies
>it's because trump is a threat to the federal reserve

get your fucking tea leaf readings in order, if so much as a power line next to your house snapped off you would say its because trump is a threat to the nwo

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12246486]

>>12246428
This must be how it feels when you're getting raped and he pulls out. We're here just catching our breath before the next big bear dick comes from the right.

[Anonymous No.12246488]

New Green Thread!

>>12246464
>>12246464
>>12246464
>>12246464

[Anonymous No.12246490]

what happened to CGA in the afterhours? Trump pumped it?

[Anonymous No.12246495]

>>12246422
>boring as fuck

you know whats better than excitement of losing money on day trading in the market? boringly making a solid return every year, year after year, compounding that interest into a sizable nest egg. all while spending 30 minutes to an hour looking into your watchlist before purchasing.

[Anonymous No.12246498]

>>12246478
Being a little disingenuous there.

[Anonymous No.12246510]

>>12246466
unless you cost averaged down and on the way back up

[Anonymous No.12246519]

>>12246466
this is useless meme because people arent robots and dont just buy and hold with a fixed amount one year, they buy the dip with new money every year. also the 60s stagflation was a once per century event...

If you already somehow have a lifes worth of money in the markets right now, you can make more from dividends than you would risking shorting or holding cash

[Anonymous No.12246535]

>>12246495
Except it's been proven that most of these funds underperform the S&P. They tend to do better in bad markets, and underperform in good markets. I call that boring, but it still might be right for some people with a low risk tolerance.

[Anonymous No.12246547]

>>12245856
At a quick glance their payout ratio indicates that it is potentially unsustainable

[Anonymous No.12246551]

>>12245372
>+3.5% assets
>my money back where it started

lets see if it keeps shooting for the sky

[Anonymous No.12246568]

>>12246345
>>12246362
>>12246389
Thanks for the advise anons, it's a different ball game then FX and crypto it seems.

It's not that aggressive and fast paced market as I tought it would be. So longevity is the key with an eye on long-term investing.

But how did this guy make 6 figures in this market? It doesn't seem like he conform yo your advises.

you tube (dot) c o m / watch ? v = 4zhco2PA-TM

[Anonymous No.12246579]

>>12246188
Go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.12246586]

>>12246470
so a broke 100 year old is extremely rich by your rule? retard.

[Anonymous No.12246589]

>>12246510
>>12246519

Buy Low, Sell High.

You need to be able to cost average when you're selling and buying in the last 10% to 15% of the market.

If you graphed your buying, it should be parabolic. Small purchases at first, and increasing as the index drops.

[Anonymous No.12246595]

I need to find another $TNDM, it's the only reason I'm up this year.

Lemme know what you Anon's see, I'm always on the lookout for major insider buys.

[Anonymous No.12246623]

>>12246568

You can trade indexes with leverage to maximize your gains (and losses).

Keep in mind that the DOW JONES has a market cap of 7.7 TRILLION dollars. You can't expect the massive gains and losses within a day like crypto.

[Anonymous No.12246648]

Newfag here: "buy high, sell low" is just a funny /biz/ maymay, right?
No one actually does that.
R-right?

[Anonymous No.12246665]

>>12246425
watch asian markets tonight

[Earnings Badger No.12246669]

>>12246648
No people really do , just CTRL+F SQQQ in this thread.

[Anonymous No.12246707]

>>12246669

I'm a bear and even I was trying to talk people out of buying SQQQ at 20+

[Anonymous No.12246759]

>>12246669
Okay, I'll just assume that there's some benefit to the practice that I'm too ignorant to see.
Because on the face of things, it's absolutely retarded.

Also, Hiro needs to stop nuking the fucking site every ten seconds, Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.12246773]

I bought SQQQ at 15, do I HODL?

[Earnings Badger No.12246792]

>>12246759
No , it is retarded. theres alot of retards here.

[Anonymous No.12246835]

>>12246773

No you fucking sell.

15 is my-kinda-maybe-thinking-about reentry level.

[Anonymous No.12246934]

>>12246792
Ah. Sasuga 4channel, then.

[Anonymous No.12247005]

Imagine putting your Christmas bonus into stocks. Kek in 2019 you're going to get 1929'd x1000 screencap this

[Anonymous No.12247051]

>>12247005
based and redpilled