Happy Xmas, Share some profits for anons

[Shaykh No.12232811]

Hello guys,

I am a son of a shaykh in Qatar. I love lurking here for years. Now that it is Christmas, and I made some nice profit yesterday shorting with 150k , I want to share with my internet frens.

Especially those who have a rough time, people that really need it.

I will give away 50% of what I made last night, which is 1,5 btc from total 3btc.

Post a short story about yourself + face with timestamp so i know you are at least serious. and why you deserve this Xmas gift.

I am willing to give 0.5 btc to 3 of the ones most deserving. Which is around 1,5k.

[Anonymous No.12232831]

>>12232811
Fuck off and sage. How is that for a merry Christmas?
I'll even explain myself here:
Merry Christmas because it's a right thing to do and fuck off and sage because it's also a right thing to do.

[Anonymous No.12232845]

sirs, Dr. Satoj Nakamoto here
We are Microsoft certified technicians and blockchain engineers. We vishnu a merry christmas and pray BSV (bitcon satoj vision) moon many many luck

[Anonymous No.12232885]

>>12232811
proof it that you actually have 1.5 btc to send around.

a 1.412232811 btc transaction to any adress

otherwise shoo shoo pajeet

[Anonymous No.12232916]

Like you im a trader, but its hard to make profits on 200 bucks.

Been doubling my stack the last 3 months to pay the rent and fucking rice,im not going to doxed myself here, but my skinny arm will show you im not larping, i deserve your gains just because im not a gambler, and im not going to lose it, wich is more than 90% of this board.

Happy xmas anon.

1Pbxfu21TLQ6mK7opVVtQnZQwGccppyZwz

[Anonymous No.12232936]

>son of shake

[Anonymous No.12232982]

Prove to us you are serious and real by sending 0.005 to my bitmex adress.
Won't post story and timestamp before that.
3BMEXKBuUUnwVyk89doF41tJmZAhRCi15c

[Anonymous No.12233013]

My year in a picture :(

I lost so much money and used a wrong address when sending coin. Then lost more swingtrading yesterday. I’m completely routed and slowly building up my stack again. I promise not to squander it and to build and hodl for the next run.

3R1ZGHJb4xNrJveCLHk5YePpxJfNeBzymX

[reluctant kneepad girl No.12233023]

no
screw you
kek
merry christmas

[Shaykh No.12233108]

>>12232982
Lol nice try. I am not gonna send to anyone not willing to put in a bit of effort telling why he/she desserves it + a face with timestamp.
We are talking bout 1500$

[Anonymous No.12233130]

>>12233108
So im not going to get them? I hate beggars as much as anyone else, but need the money. Also, had you close already the possition?

[Shaykh No.12233156]

>>12233130
no sir. the criteria are stated clearly.
Skinny arm wont do.
Facepic+ timestamp and a short story about why you deserve it.

I closed the position. scalping now.

[Anonymous No.12233177]

>>12232811
I'm the biggest BTC bull on this board. Pic related shows my room. I have several memes on the wall and a bull and bear statue on my desk.

[Anonymous No.12233185]

>>12233156
at least i tried, my privacy is more valuable than 1k5 bucks than some day, hopefully, will get as easily as you sir, have a wonderful day :D.

[Anonymous No.12233221]

I literally lost everything trading, literally, everything. This is the only wallet that I have left: 3BMBUaWmS4ykiDRE5K5Tz33ZBwx7AhuUbJ (the satoshis that I have there are the left overs of my blown up bitmex account) I will thank you even if you send 1000 satoshis (thats like 10% of all crypto I have lmao im broke af)

[Anonymous No.12233236]

>>12233221
You are leverage trading and begging for money. What the fuck man, it's christmas.
I'll share with you a strat that is guaranteed to end up with something. Set low buy walls on promising low liquidity coins. Wait for volatility to fill them.
Hold them until adoption or death.

[Fagit Jr. !rmeFTU38Ps No.12233246]

>>12232811
I do the daily Happy Day threads so biz won't suicide. And I had ramen noodles today. I deserve your bitcoinz, sir.
174V3C7GThSEU4rVsaqEfCfwUCYFRWhe1y

[Anonymous No.12233251]

>>12233221

here is a pic of mine when I was a kid >>12233221

here is a pic of mine when I was a kid, I hope that serves

[Fagit Jr. !rmeFTU38Ps No.12233312]

>>12233246
Here's my fridge.

[Anonymous No.12233318]

>>12233251
this is me 2 weeks ago, when i talked to him over the walkie talkie

[Fagit Jr. !rmeFTU38Ps No.12233398]

>>12233312
This Christmas was sad, the only meal I could afford was ramen noodles with jalapeno peppers. I tried to trade before xmas so I could buy an apple pencil and a raspberry pi, some annon, told me to buy REN, and my 0.01 BTC is now 0.008. Yesterday was nice, some friend invited me and I had good real food and some weed. Oh, well... who knows, maybe next year will be better.

[Anonymous No.12233411]

>>12232811

As requested: Image and timestamp

Story: Complete brainlet and always the slow one, came to crypto just before/at the bull run last year. I lost everything on and got REQed on REQ got Gooked by ICON and than fell for the NANO Mem, and bought at 20$. Left holding bags and put in about $2000 all gone. Put half after selling at loss into LINK but now doubting that :(
No xmas presents for me


If i win, could you split it half and half
here goes: 15iChZYXmjJiKHXjFPzxUuXzKCzZqswRJz

3N3HHM1XQtojnBZvSVXuSFW74FWJTu3353

[Anonymous No.12233458]

>>12233411
you are a fat sandnigger kys

[Anonymous No.12233539]

>>12232811
Please gib. I am a poor Korean girl just trying to make it. I will be forever grateful to you and if you leave your contact info in the transaction message we can chat! Thank you based Qatar Chad.

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[Anonymous No.12234007]

Loool heavy chink and pajeet presence.

Ahhh, I'm not really willing to put my face on biz but I'll do a run through the last year and a bit.
Basically my life has collapsed after being on a level that I had worked hard for.
Spent 5 years working for myself, one night asshole faggot kid tbones my vehicle, didn't want to be held accountable do the little fucker firebombed it the week after. It had all my work equipment toasted to the ground. Insurance took2 months to even give me a rental because police had to make sure I didn't start the fire.
Meanwhile I couldn't work for two months and contracts had izzled out. Qt 3.14 that I was falling for decided to bounce on me shortly after. Basically got depressed and watched my life fall apart and not being able to do anything about it.
Got kicked out of apartment, found a new spot but wasn't really able to pay entirely. Landlord was great allowing me to be weeks late on rent. Work slowly picked back up but still not enough. Would have to decide what bills to pay or to even be able to eat. Spent 3 months with no electricity showering st friends when I had a chance.
Slowly picking up more contracts and getting back on my feet.
Hydro is now back on and I'm not cold at night. Got a couple things in the cubbord, enough to eat but nothing fancy.
It's been 1.5 years since my life went from being at an all time high to basically Hitting rock bottom.
Finally shit is comfy I've got plenty of small contracts heck even doing work for the city.
I don't want to sound like a sad sap cause that's not who I am. I'm a determined cunt that still
Manages to slay puss throughout all of that.
Anyways, I hope you all had a good Christmas cause this year has been my most fun. I decided I'm doing my own shit and not going to boomer parents to fulfill their needs like we typically do. Last night was surrounded by good friens and I wake up today hungover as a B
But with a smile on my face.
Do I eat kraft dinner or toss in a frozen pizza?

[Anonymous No.12234023]

>>12234007
I can't stop cringing
Also bannable thread

[Anonymous No.12234118]

why do u guys even reply to these threads? its just a bored anon playing with u, you aint getting any money unless u are eating ur shit and make a video of it , this is 4chan after all

[Anonymous No.12234151]

>>12234118
Meh, I'll take the off chance some anon is legit willing to hook a fellow anon up. And quite honestly if I get banned from shitposting that would be a healthy thing for me to do.

19ogZ5gQTMDg7oUKhrjNnBW6jR5vrpp9L3
If I receive a portion from OP I will follow up with facepic and timestamp no problemo fuck itttt

[Anonymous No.12234171]

>>12232811
>son of a shaykh
>Giving Christmas gifts
I don't get it.

But just in case it's real
I'm a poor gamedev trying to make it in this hugely over-saturated market. If you feel like funding a dev, here's my address
1N2Yy2nH1PQnRPe1nWZqhqrWwX7xZHwZ6g

Have mercy jannies, it's christmas after all...the one day of the year people actually might give gifts

[Anonymous No.12234602]

>>12232811
You could make my lonely Xmas quite a bit better OP.

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