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>he fell for the electric jew

>> No.12227080

Why do people buy those things? I mean, nothing about it appeals to me at all but those people obsess over them.

>> No.12227088

>>12227080
That's what people said about iphones back in 2007.

>> No.12227097

>>12227080
>he doesn't know about the fart noises

>> No.12227118

>>12227080
I am not understand. When you drive automobil and put it to 130 kmh it make big engineer noise that make me cum. But this? You from 0 to 200kmh it make vibrator noise. FUCK CAR VIBRATOR

>> No.12227126

>>12227080
do you own an iphone? no? want one? no?
well some people do. some people are so dumb they are ready to spend 3 times more on a shitty shiny bloatware phone instead of buying an android option because "muh iphone". people pay more for literally a worse system because the brand appeals to the brainless masses and the ones who ate the jewish bs behind it.

now there is tesla. expensive, free to run, no taxes, in many places you dont have to pay for parking and offers top level comfort and car.
if people are buying shitty iphones they will def buy an awesome car. you stupid fuck.

>> No.12227162

>>12227118
>hello india

>> No.12227177

>>12227118
Yeah, Tesla managed to engineer all the fun out of acceleration. I'd have more fun with a moped than with an electric car

>> No.12227180

>>12227162
How you guessed?

>> No.12227199

>>12227063
The electric jew is the television

>> No.12227205
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12227205

>hyrbids are at the best theyve ever been
>reliable, cheap to buy and cheap to own, extremely efficient, look decent enough

>YEA I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO, I'LL BUY THE FIRST GENERATION OF THIS NEW TECH CAUSE ITS TRENDY
>an expensive cheap tin can full of batteries that randomly catches on fire

>> No.12227224

>>12227063
cuties will be all over you, it's worth it

>> No.12227234

>>12227205
>expensive cheap
wew lad

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>>12227063
Cars are a consumption, not an investment and they don't belong on /biz/

>> No.12227255

>>12227063
Got a model X just yesterday.
In my country, the tax benefits are the best out of all types of cars, plus it's just really nifty.
No more buying from the gasoline jew, weight distribution is as good as it gets (battery pack low and central), the screen is amazing, plus the updates and all the little features, etc.

Beats legit sports cars in acceleration too.

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12227267

I'm proud a new American car company succeeded in employing lots of Americans in arguably the heaviest regulated industry out there, making cars.
>What have you done?

>> No.12227278

>>12227234
He means expensive but cheaply made, you fucking autist.

>> No.12227283

>>12227248
cars appreciate you NPC

>> No.12227303

>>12227283
Are you retarded

>> No.12227322

>>12227080
insane torque at low RPM ==> superior acceleration
looks futuristic
also what this guy said>>12227255

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12227482

>>12227177
The new roadster will accelerate from 0-60 in 1.9 seconds and do a quarter mile in 8.8. No other car can come close to this kind of acceleration.

>> No.12228095

>>12227482
>Here are numbers
Yeah, that's just it, it's all numbers. There's no emotion, no drama, it just goes and it's boring as fuck. It's about as exciting as flying in an airplane. Sure you're going fast, but all the sensation of speed is removed

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>>12227080

>> No.12228516

>>12227063
this is my car after the prius

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>>12227063
um no sweetie that's not the electric jew

>> No.12228559

>>12227126
Eh iphones arent shitty macs and macbooks maybe slumped and the new iphones are ass but an iphone 6s/7 plus is comfy as fuck rn. Androids are not secure and thots wont text you. Hoes still talk to you if you drive an accord cause a tesla isnt a car anyone can afford, yet.

>> No.12228564

>>12228095
>he doesnt know the rollercoaster like feeling when accelerating 0-60 in 1.9sec

>> No.12228563

>>12228095
All cages are boring and bulky.

>> No.12228590

>>12228559
face id is literally life changing though
and i literally don't care if the government gets my biometrics

macbooks are far superior in build quality and are worth the premium, though they dont make much premium on their base models just on the ram and storage upgrades

>> No.12228609

>>12228095
>There's no emotion, no drama, it just goes and it's boring as fuck.
You sound like Jeremy Clarkson from five years ago.