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12222420 No.12222420 [Reply] [Original]

last year at christmas i told my family that i was officially a millionaire (and it was true at the time). unfortunately since the stock market has taken a hit i'm currently at the $800k mark. should i tell them i'm only worth $800k now or lie and pretend i'm still a millionaire?

>> No.12222435

>>12222420
tell em you wasted some on cocaine and bitches

>> No.12222456

>>12222420
you fucked up. tell them you were high on LSD last christmas and that you have $5,000 saved up

>> No.12222512

do you actually have that much in a bank account, declared and taxed already?

it's not $1m if it's before taxes

>> No.12222564

>>12222420
Open a life insurance policy
Fake your own death
Collect money under new fake name
Move to Venezuela
Easy money Anon

>> No.12222579

>>12222420
larp, fuck off my 4channel

>> No.12222598

>>12222420
fucking lmao
> told parents last year I made 120k on crypto
> I have 3k now
fucking kek OP, just say you treated yourself and spent 100k on shit and 100k market dropped

>> No.12222603

>>12222512
>taxes
Big lol

>> No.12222635

>>12222420
Never tell anyone about your money. That's a weak play