/comfy/ real estate general

[Anonymous No.12217108]

Post 'made it' houses.

For me it's the mountains.

[Anonymous No.12217136]

Those prefabs are unironically super comfy and cheap.

[Anonymous No.12217149]

>>12217108
I will not rest until I have this. I'm going to invent warp drive just so I can accomplish this. TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THE NORMIES

[Anonymous No.12217174]

>>12217108
That'd be my dream home. I was raised in Vermont but you CT, MA and NY boomer fucks are cutting down all the trees. You will drown on the Day of the Syrup

[Anonymous No.12217216]

>>12217174
You got me. Future Masshole transplant in the making

[Anonymous No.12217272]

>>12217216
Stay in the Burlington containment zone and perhaps you'll be spared

[Anonymous No.12217293]

>>12217272
Gibs me summa dat Northeast Kingdom

[Anonymous No.12217306]

Im in a holiday house and my city home is on the market for 2m+ atm. White rich suburb, my house is one of the cheapest/oldest. The only good feeling comes from freedom though.

[Anonymous No.12217308]

>>12217108
how does plumbing and internet work in such a remote area? Looking for land in rural newzealand atm but i dont want to shit in a compost bin

[Anonymous No.12217312]

>>12217149
Sandy?

[Anonymous No.12217318]

>>12217308
septic tanks

[Anonymous No.12217332]

>>12217108

deep woods, far away from normies

[Anonymous No.12217373]

>>12217293
You're dead

[Anonymous No.12217546]

>>12217332
>3700 sq ft
>middle of fucking nowhere low property value
>3 mill

the fuck?

[Anonymous No.12217591]

>>12217546

Quality build, 57 acres in the Superior National forest, and you have a big ass lake in your background. Also comes with a finish sauna.

worth it desu

[Anonymous No.12217657]

>>12217591
>quality build
any house should be quality build for even 300-400k at 3700 sq ft. what justifies the other 2.7 million dollars

[Anonymous No.12217767]

>>12217657

location

>any house should be quality build for even 300-400k at 3700 sq ft.

That's also not true. I see houses made of matchsticks for sale higher than that quite often.

[Anonymous No.12217806]

>>12217657
>What are McMansions?

[Anonymous No.12217817]

>>12217591
I would purchase this in a hear beat because it looks beyond comfy. The only problem is snow. I never driven in snow and that's a fear. so it a no for me.

[Anonymous No.12218079]

>>12217767
that's an American phenomenon

so in other words, if you want a REAL house in America you have to pay 3 mill

[Anonymous No.12218118]

>>12217108
>>12217332
>>12217591
but where will you go to meet women ? Travel/smash, and have them come back to spend 1-2 months before you give them the boot?

[Anonymous No.12218128]

>>12217657
The 57 acres. The house worth %10 of that property.

[Anonymous No.12218130]

>>12218118
wife

[Anonymous No.12218142]

>>12218128
who needs 57 acres when youre surrounded by public land

[Anonymous No.12218148]

>>12218128
>enormous country like the US
>pay 2.7 mill for small plot of land

wew. 57 acres isn't even that much

[Anonymous No.12218197]

this is a comfy house. only 4MM and it includes 61 acres of land. also happens to be located in the best state of the union

[Anonymous No.12218204]

>>12218197
https://www.zillow.com/homes/2421-River-Rd-W-Maidens,-VA-23102_rb/

forgot the link

[Anonymous No.12218308]

>>12218197
That’s the opposite of comfy, it’s a soulless monstrosity that had its price cut in half and still can’t sell. Also va is not the best state. Shittier mountains than nc/tn and the worst shade of purple that’s not appealing to any end of the political spectrum

[Anonymous No.12218329]

>>12218197
>ostentatious mansion
>comfy
?

[Anonymous No.12218585]

>>12217332

It's been listed for over 1000 days; probably because there's so much damn wood in the interior. I don't mind natural materials but I don't want to live in a tree.

[Anonymous No.12218601]

>>12218197

Is that a former slave owner's house from the 1850's or something?

[Anonymous No.12218606]

>>12217108

[Anonymous No.12218627]

>>12218329
fucking comfy

[Anonymous No.12218654]

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Bend-OR/pmf,pf_pt/87758362_zpid/50962_rid/priced_sort/44.602201,-120.355225,43.407042,-122.231141_rect/8_zm/3_p/

[Anonymous No.12218737]

>>12218606

[Anonymous No.12218773]

>>12217108

[Anonymous No.12218788]

>>12218654
Literally you will get robbed and/or killed and no one will know until 2 years after

[Anonymous No.12218789]

>>12217108
>Unironically wanting to pay Vermont cuck taxes

[Anonymous No.12218793]

>>12218606

[Anonymous No.12218834]

I don't understand why anyone would want to live in Vermont. There's plenty of beautiful mountainous states where you aren't going to be assraped by taxes and cost of living. Why not neighboring NH in the White mountains (still pretty high property taxes and cost of living, but relatively speaking the government at the present is significantly less pozzed than VT) or move to East Kentucky, West Virginia, Tennessee where you will get the same mountain vibes without communists trying to take your shit. Yeah, there's lots of Hicks in these states but if you're wealthy you definitely won't be mingling with the human garbage. And to be fair rural VT is full of a fuckton of aimless welfare dependent drug addicts so I mean there's not much contrast

[Anonymous No.12218841]

>>12218834
And by rural VT I mean pretty much all of Vermont because basically the whole state is rural (and expensive in literally every aspect of living)

[Anonymous No.12218850]

>>12218793

[Anonymous No.12218863]

>>12217373
That guy has some amazing tits

[Anonymous No.12218873]

>>12218850

[Anonymous No.12218874]

>>12217108
for me its the McChicken

[Anonymous No.12218888]

>>12218834
>>12217108
>>12217332
>>12217591
>>12218197

>Not buying in great American West states like Colorado, Utah, Nevada, Oregon or Idaho.

Never gonna make it. You don't see shit like pic related out east frens.

[Anonymous No.12218891]

>>12218873

[Anonymous No.12218892]

>>12218888
Yeah, but we have the beach AND snow. Get fucked retard.

[Anonymous No.12218899]

>>12218888
Not green enough sorry

[Anonymous No.12218902]

>>12217108
>commie star on the shed

[Anonymous No.12218906]

>>12218891
Would look even better without the decrepit, poorly managed shitskin shacks obstructing my view

[Anonymous No.12218912]

>>12218891

[Anonymous No.12218930]

>>12217272
BOM BOM BOM BOM BOMBOM

BLIZZARDS BUZZARDS BASTARDS YEAH!!!

[Anonymous No.12218937]

>>12218899

checked

pic related is central Oregon

[Anonymous No.12218951]

>>12218906
Dont worry they dont hurt

In this part of the world crime stats make MAGA look like Syria. Expats dream

[Anonymous No.12218964]

Northern Idaho will be for my survival shelter

[Anonymous No.12218967]

>>12218951


>>12218951

[Anonymous No.12218984]

>>12218964

Millions and millions of mosquitoes

[Anonymous No.12218994]

>>12218967

[Anonymous No.12218998]

I will never have made it until I have enough money to buy the Home Alone house or one just like it.

[Anonymous No.12219017]

>>12218951

[Anonymous No.12219019]

I'll buy an eco friendly wood house that can decompose naturally

[Anonymous No.12219036]

>>12218888
You dont have deciduous forest to trip on shrooms during autumn fren

[Anonymous No.12219039]

>>12219019

[Anonymous No.12219064]

https://www.dwell.com/article/go-off-grid-in-this-prefabricated-cor-ten-steel-cabin-2a76ca9e

[Anonymous No.12219067]

>>12219064
comfy

[Anonymous No.12219088]

>>12219039

You have no idea how comfy

Hot springs

Not central America

[Anonymous No.12219099]

>>12217591
that deck ramp kek. better have a garage with all the snow or you cant stay there in winter.

[Anonymous No.12219106]

>>12219088
enough already

[Anonymous No.12219128]

The dream

[Anonymous No.12219129]

>>12218128
I get so confused about burger construction it sounds like you goys can just grab the mexicans from a local carpark and they will build you high quality homes in exchange for some McChickens. I am an ausfag and construction workers here earn doctors wages, to build something like that to a high standard in such a retarded location would easily cost millions. Buying from someone autistic enough to have actually done it would be great value because they will definitely have lost money.

[Anonymous No.12219131]

>>12219064
The Incel Cell

[Anonymous No.12219284]

>>12217108

[Anonymous No.12219788]

>>12217591
>Quality build
That's a wooden house. Some strong wind will destroy it and bye bye to the Fish Sauna and the iced lake (aka your actual tub). Also, what about flooding?

"Quality Build" actual meaning: "rock-solid reinforced concrete with superior insulation".

Also, there's no point having a house in the middle of nowhere, with the exception of it having bus stops and train stations in the less-than-10-mins-on-foot radius. Because those 2-3 times/year you can't/don't want to use your car/boat, you still have to have choices.

Plus, there's no point in having lots of room if you need to spend insane amounts of money to have it warm/cool/clean. Also, the bigger the storage areas, the more shit you will hoard. "Comfy" also means "manageable", "easy to maintain", "weatherproof", "burglarproof".

Finally, there's no point in having a plot of land larger than you strictly need. Your doggo will be happy with a 200sqft garden. There's only a single exception: you have some 60+ft waterfall giving you water and electricity.

Also remember that you only own what you can protect even when sleeping. There's no such thing like a comfy house in any nigger-infested area.

[Anonymous No.12220331]

>>12217108
As a britbong it makes me sad that you get that much house for that little money. Its only 2x my semi-detached 3 bedroom cuckshed.

[Anonymous No.12220642]

>>12219088
looks unsafe and stressful. Too overcrowded, little nature and tons of low quality buildings

[Anonymous No.12221306]

based

[Anonymous No.12221319]

>>12217108
whats with the soviet star?

[Anonymous No.12221342]

>>12221319
The owners are really spies from the soviet era who have forgotten they are spies and are waiting to be activiated. Under the shed there's a huge armory.

[Anonymous No.12221562]

>>12219788
Wind won't knock it over you stupid fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.12221625]

>>12218902
>>12221319
confirmed city cucks that’ve never been out into the country

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnstar

[Anonymous No.12222588]

A bunch of kids wanting these huge houses. Why do you need to retire in 3700sqft with just yourself and a wife? You want to maintain that, or are you going to pay the money for a cleaning lady to commute to your place every week. Or you gonna be the man and place the burden on your 60 y/o wife. "But raising muh kids". Good luck sending your kids to the best private schools and allowing them opportunities when all of that is several hours from your home.

3700sqft rich walled off suburb in city limits while raising kids
Then
1500sqft with 50acres surround by nature after kids move out

[Anonymous No.12223420]

>>12219064
>55k

[Anonymous No.12223489]

>>12218834

I’m just going to assume you’ve never been to the impoverished and polluted shitholes in east Kentucky and West Virginia

[Anonymous No.12223820]

>>12217174
Fuck off, Vermont. Maine is superior.

[Anonymous No.12224041]

>>12219064
Incel inside
Top kek enjoy a half day commute just to get food

[Anonymous No.12224907]

wage

[Anonymous No.12225095]

>>12217108

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/520-N-Ridge-View-Dr-Jackson-WY-83001/194363960_zpid/

Grossly overvalued, but stunning nonetheless. When I make it I’m buying a nice big house in Jackson Hole, WY.

[Anonymous No.12225134]

Nothing and nobody around but the dog out the back and a big pile of wood to burn in the winter in my stove

>Spoiler: This is my real house. It's much bigger inside than it looks

[Anonymous No.12225251]

>>12225134
Where?

[Anonymous No.12225283]

>>12225251
Rural west of Ireland, about 2 miles out of the nearest town with a population of 1000. As comfy as it's possible to be without being dead.

[Anonymous No.12225317]

>>12225283
>cuts artery on accident
>fire breaks out
Who's gonna help you then faggot?

[Anonymous No.12225343]

>>12225283
Nice. Not where I was expecting.

[Anonymous No.12225367]

>>12225134
very nice, friend

[Anonymous No.12225385]

>>12225317
I'm a mile out of town, not halfway to the fucking moon, you retard. There's an ambulance depot less than 5 minutes drive from here, and an air ambulance which can reach intensive care in about 20. That's better than in most cities.

[Anonymous No.12225418]

>>12225367
Thanks, guy. 3 large bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, soundproofed music room (I do audio production as a hobby), living room, kitchen and utility. I grow my own veggies in the garden, and I'm at the point where roughly half the food I eat in a year is from the garden (the photo is old, about half that front garden is veggies now). I have a gentleman's agreement with a local chicken farmer for half a dozen eggs every 2 weeks in exchange for a box of fresh veggies, and I'm thinking of buying a share in a forest reared wild boar to have for next year (he's not big enough yet).

[Anonymous No.12225440]

>>12218888
Post a good picture of the west faggot

[Anonymous No.12225442]

>>12225418
Jesus
How old are you and how much is your income? How did you get to this point?
This is pretty much how I idealize my future

[Anonymous No.12225477]

>>12225418
Why not just get your own laying chickens?

Half a dozen eggs would last me 2 days tops.

[Anonymous No.12225538]

>>12225283
How much taxes do you pay a year? How much energy, food independent are you? What is your job to afford this lifestyle. Looks like dream.
>t. City dweller

[Anonymous No.12225579]

>>12225477
Chickens are messy as fuck and require a lot of attention. I looked into it once, it's not worth the effort.

>>12225442
I'm 39, got an M.Sc in computer science when I was 21, worked for a few years, upskilled and job-hopped doing Linux sysadmin and cloud deployment work for various companies til I was making 110K by 2004 and saved until 2009 with minimal expenses, then picked up some cheap property for cash during the recession. Between this place and the holiday home I spent under 200K to buy them (110k for this place and 75k for the holiday home), and maybe 50K more renovating. Now and then I pick up remote contract work for a few months, but my living expenses are so low and I still have plenty of savings, so I don't really *need* to. I just don't want to find myself with outdated skills in a few years time if I ever need to work again.

[Anonymous No.12225596]

>>12225538
Depends how much I decide to work in a year. In theory, if I earned under 12K I wouldn't pay any taxes (2013-2014 this was the case). This year I earned roughly 60K from contracts and paid 9K or so in taxes. That would scale up significantly if I earned much more.

[Anonymous No.12225636]

>>12217332
>can't unsee the MW2 cabin map

[Anonymous No.12225673]

>>12225538
Missed the second part of your question

Energy-wise I have a solid fuel burning stove which also heats the water. Once a year I buy a trailerload of wood and a trailerload of turf (peat, traditional fuel that smells amazing) from some local acquaintances for about €250 total. I also have an oil fired boiler which is really only used to heat the water for the shower when I wake up.

Food-wise I'm growing onions, carrots, potatoes, shalottes, cabbages, tomatoes and peas on about a quarter acre and a poly-tunnel. Next year I'm thinking I might add a bee box or try and build a dark poly tunnel for mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.12225695]

>>12218998
What the fuck did Kevin McCallister's dad do to afford that house and be able to take care of all those kids. I need that job.

[Anonymous No.12225705]

>>12218197
I didn't know you could get houses this big for this cheap. There are some renovations I would like to make, but it's really impressive. Is there some kind of catch? Or am I just unaware of high-end real-estate prices?

[Anonymous No.12225727]

>>12218998
Tfw you will never own a 8 bedroom house during the height of American suburbia

[Anonymous No.12225736]

>>12225705
Property tax has to be fucking insane, and you're likely limited on what you can do to modernize it because it's "historical". If you really want to LARP as 19th century plantation owner, then great I guess but most people want to live in a more modern house.

[Anonymous No.12225774]

>>12217373
big guy standing up doesn't take any shit

[Anonymous No.12225785]

>>12225736
I'm stuck between preferring classical aesthetics and wanting modern functionality.

[Anonymous No.12225841]

>>12218197
rooms are way too big

[Anonymous No.12225846]

If you don't mind moving to the West of Ireland...

https://www.daft.ie/roscommon/houses-for-sale/boyle/rushfield-house-boyle-roscommon-1775442/

https://www.daft.ie/roscommon/houses-for-sale/boyle/roseville-drum-boyle-roscommon-1730824/

[Anonymous No.12225848]

I don't even want this, this just looks so ridiculous I couldn't help it. Who the hell would pay 14.5 million for this shithttps://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/ID/pmf,pf_pt/112906073_zpid/20_rid/priced_sort/49.845067,-103.562623,41.013065,-124.722291_rect/6_zm/

[Anonymous No.12225862]

>>12225579
Do you sometimes feel like you live in a dream?
Best high-skill job. /Inthewoods/ , nature...
Failed 2 IT universities, so kinda jealous, which is probably not justified.
Really inspiring post, anon. Sounds very /comfy/

[Anonymous No.12225909]

>not building your own house

Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12225930]

>>12225862
I'm very much aware of the charmed life I lead, yeah. Really though, the average day is probably similar to most anons, bit of shitposting, bit of gaming, tinkering around with music, bring the dog for a walk, maybe wander into the pub and pick up some thot if I feel like it.

Sometimes I feel like I want to do more, but I also don't want anything to change because I'm right where I want to be, and even though I could get properly rich by working, I just can't drum up the motivation to work for more than 8 weeks at a time. I already have more money than I know what to do with, and that's after taking 5 foreign holidays this year.

[Anonymous No.12225968]

>>12225579
chickens are low effort - near zero and you get 1 egg every day per bird. all you need to know how to do is do a penicillin shot if a bird gets pneumonia. not hard not messy

[Anonymous No.12225980]

>>12225968
And cleaning all the guano every morning and night? Chickens produce an unbelievable amount of shit.

[Anonymous No.12226000]

>>12225848
creepy as fuck

[Anonymous No.12226015]

>>12225980
wat? why the fuck would you EVER clean up chicken shit? if they are shitting on your porch you are doing it wrong. there's this technology called fencing - look into it

[Anonymous No.12226045]

>>12217312
Kek

[Anonymous No.12226077]

>>12226015
Yeah, if you're raising free range chickens, you still have to clean up the shit from the fenced area, and as I said, they produce an unbelievable amount of it, and you have to clean it up twice a day or they'll start eating it along with their grain. They're also noisy fuckers and I like my peace and quiet. Also I doubt they'd get along with the dog.

Anyway, I'm going to stop posting now. The fucking captcha is giving me 10 puzzles for every post cause I'm doing it too much.

[Anonymous No.12226079]

If I make it, I’d splurge on a nice pool that I can actually swim laps in. And not some skinny one lane lap pool with choppy water. I need at least 3 lanes, 33.3 yards in length, and 10 feet deep. Filled with non-chlorinated well water, or spring water if possible. It’d be nice to have a diving board too, a real 1M or 3M Duraflex diving board. Can’t stand these slabs at public pools they call diving boards.

[Anonymous No.12226104]

>>12218142
Private hunting ground, timber investment, irrigation rights... there are dozens of things that impact lands value. Not all 57 acres is equal.

[Anonymous No.12226133]

>>12225736
>>12225705
the house was built in 1987 according to Zillow so no historical resctrictions and probably has all the modern amenities you would want + the ability to renovate at will. property taxes somewhere between 12k-27k which, let's be honest, if you're buying a 4MM dollar house isn't a big deal.

[Anonymous No.12226183]

>>12217108
Something like this - except overlooking the sea. Probably in Greece, Montenegro or Croatia. Preferably with olive trees etc outside.

[Anonymous No.12226190]

>>12226133
That's surprisingly new. Surprisingly well done anachronism. I've seen so many instances where people try to go for a classical style, but the contractors don't know how to do it and it looks almost cartoonish.

[Anonymous No.12226234]

>>12218118
Sugar baby and never use your real name or show her a house you own. Ghost them when you get bored or they start pushing for more. Rinse, repeat.

[Anonymous No.12226531]

[Anonymous No.12226556]

>>12225440
Based, Idaho

[Anonymous No.12226584]

>>12217108
Anyone here genuinly bought a house with crypto gains, or just me lul.

[Anonymous No.12226620]

>>12217817

It's easy. Just get a set of good snow tires and avoid hard acceleration and braking

[Anonymous No.12226634]

>>12218585

wood is comfy. Much comfier than plaster and drywall.

>>12218888

too dry and hot

[Anonymous No.12226664]

>>12219284
That looks like a catastrophe waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.12226767]

>>12218148

Location makes all the difference. It's not just a plot of dirt in the middle of Nebraska.

Here's another one in the same area, the cabin is pretty much worthless, but it's still 3/4 of a mil for 46 acres on a lakefront

[Anonymous No.12226786]

>>12225785
I was stuck like that while looking for an apartment
>11+ ft ceilings, quirky floor plans, stucco, cast iron banisters, tile stoves
>but wooden beams, cracked plaster, old piping, no elevators, no parking space
or
>9ft ceilings, boring rectangular rooms, boring off-white staircases
>but pristine walls, elevators, underground parking, all modern amenities

[Anonymous No.12226804]

>>12226767
enjoy your $750,000 lime disease and mosquito metropolis.

[Anonymous No.12226834]

>>12226804

I will.

Beats asshole neighbors and brown people taking my stuff.

[Anonymous No.12226984]

>>12219067
looks cozy but your dead if you leave that stove open for too long

[Anonymous No.12227220]

>>12226984
A carbon monoxide alarm is like 20 bucks.

[Anonymous No.12227364]

>>12219128
Too reet lad, cept move that o'er t Lancs

[Anonymous No.12227399]

>>12227220
He's saying because the place is made of wood, and it'll burn down.

[Anonymous No.12227417]

>>12219128
Gonna buy five hides of land and start calling myself a Thane

[Anonymous No.12227459]

>>12226556
fuck off were full

[Anonymous No.12227503]

based

[Anonymous No.12227728]

>>12217108
I'm a brainlet Canadian with a bunch of PayPal money and want to buy a flat in Georgia and move there. Can I make a Georgian bank account, attach it to my PayPal, and put a bunch of money in it and use that money to buy a flat? Can I not pay taxes on the money at all and not get caught? IRS sends me a form on PayPal every year but it's only for Americans. No idea how any of this works sorry

[Anonymous No.12227736]

>>12227728
That's Georgia the country not Georgia USA btw

[Anonymous No.12227759]

So the whole point of making it is to use all that money to buy a place where you will die alone. How sad.

[Anonymous No.12227803]

>>12227759
>t. roastie

[Anonymous No.12227807]

>>12227759
some of us don't need a bunch of stranger neighbors who we never talk to, and prefer the beauty of nature to metropolitan shitholes

[Anonymous No.12227891]

>>12225440
utah is more based

[Anonymous No.12227896]

>>12227807
I don't understand you, it sounds boring and above all meaningless, but anyway I guess you don't need that much money.

[Anonymous No.12228219]

where can I find a super cheap mortgage on a property in California? like under $500 a month?

[Anonymous No.12228237]

>>12217108
>ywn live in a cozy community of people living in such houses

[Anonymous No.12228354]

>>12226531

That's super cozy. I can live out my Skyrim fantasies there too.

>>12226786

I once rented a unit that was in a converted print shop that used to print newspapers. 18ft ceilings and cinderblock walls meant I used the aircon only when it hit over 38C. What wasn't awesome was the cinderblock walls that blocked heat also blocked phone reception.

[Anonymous No.12228373]

>>12227891

Nice, which part of Australia is that?

>>12228219

Death Valley?

[Anonymous No.12228628]

>>12219788
If it was fragile it wouldn't still be there.
>Finally, there's no point in having a plot of land larger than you strictly need. Your doggo will be happy with a 200sqft garden.
Who cares? You don't "need" anything above a cuckshed and a bicycle either. That's not why we're here.

Home defense will be far easier in a low population density area because surveillance systems will have fewer false positives, and you don't have to worry about overpenetration with rifle rounds etc.

[Anonymous No.12228661]

>>12218197

>more bathrooms than bedrooms

Why?

[Anonymous No.12228678]

>>12228661
>Not doing a shit tour around all the bathrooms in your house every day

[Anonymous No.12228718]

>>12228373
Siberia

[Anonymous No.12228736]

>>12217108
my goal is to move to the states from australia

how much work is there for software devs in these red states with low cost of living

[Anonymous No.12228801]

>>12228736
I fucking love roos
most software work is in Cali because of muh silicon valley
A red state for a software dev? Maybe Indiana, Michigan, Texas, or Florida. You could probably clear 60-70k easy.

[Anonymous No.12228818]

>>12228801
nice, thanks man or I could just do some remote dev stuff.

[Anonymous No.12229067]

I'm planning to but a nice cozy 2 bedroom condo in downtown Houston once I make it

[Anonymous No.12229402]

>>12218606
How much can that parachute be folded? Is it feasable to carry with you?

[Anonymous No.12229684]

this thread is comfy

[Anonymous No.12230049]

am i the only one that wants to live in a high rise condo sexing all the sluts in the city while playing vidya games?

[Anonymous No.12230162]

>>12225095
I clicked picture and then the link before reading your comment.
>Grossly overvalued
I share your sentiment. First thing I thought looking at it.

Does anyone know the model name of the comfy chair though? I've seen it so often by now but details were never mentioned.

Thanks in advance.
Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.12230247]

>>12219064
>>12223420
>>12219067
Looks comf-
>Fifty-Five thousand United States Dollars
Why.

[Anonymous No.12230349]

>>12230049
Same bruh

[Anonymous No.12230450]

>>12218118
>2018
>basing life & investment decisions on what you think women think is cool
>staying in an overpriced hellhole of a city just so you can meet beaten-up roasties whose priorities in housing are nearby access to trendy local bars and coffee houses

god damn anon, shiggy fucking diggy

besides there are plenty of women in rural areas and i speak from experience when i say they are *slightly* less likely to be vapid turbo thots than your average millennial citydwelling "digital advertising consultant"

[Anonymous No.12231077]

>>12226834
Gonna take it all white boy

[Anonymous No.12231233]

>>12217108
i would love to raise a family in a home like this.
Making it to me is having a wife and five sons.
I'm trying to figure out if I should move out of Cali and just find a girl in Idaho so we can live in a state that isn't going to be ruined in two decades.

[Anonymous No.12231245]

>>12226183
I've been looking at houses in Croatia. Many of the villa style houses look like patrician choice.
Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.12231765]

>>12225695
Architect. Mother was a fashion designer.

[Anonymous No.12231943]

>>12231233
This board used to be cool

[Anonymous No.12232214]

>>12225930
You're in a great position, anon. Smart that you're still polishing yourself despite being a lazyass. Now you just have to maintain what you have in life. Never let your guard down. The economy loves crushing people who get too comfortable.

[Anonymous No.12232276]

>>12217332
>>12217591
how stable are water/electricity? who gonna clean road after the snowfall? how $much is the heating?

[Anonymous No.12232814]

>>12230049
>Miami

You're either a shit skin, a degenerate or both

[Anonymous No.12232822]

[Anonymous No.12232865]

this

[Anonymous No.12232968]

>>12219064

>55,000 for a cuckshed

[Anonymous No.12233110]

>not living underground

[Anonymous No.12233296]

>>12230162
herman miller eames lounge chair

[Anonymous No.12233421]

>>12228354
>cinderblock walls
>blocked phone reception
How? Metal can block radio waves

[Anonymous No.12233500]

>>12232814
i am mixed, my mother is white (whore)

[Anonymous No.12233540]

Rome, Italy

[Anonymous No.12233659]

A £10 million apartment in Mayfair. Only loser incels willingly shun themselves from society and live 20 miles away from everyone. I'd have a large house on a plot of land as a secondary home, not a main one.

[Anonymous No.12233682]

>>12233659
Who are you talking to?

[Anonymous No.12233833]

>>12218197
Not my idea of comfy, but to each his own i guess.

[Anonymous No.12233860]

>>12232865
Literally begging for a storm surge

[Anonymous No.12233987]

>>12233296
Thank you, anon!
Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.12234008]

>>12225848
in my country, only hospitals have dem fuckin' ridicolous Suspended Corridors.

pic: a cozy 5400sqft comfy house for €5.5M
https://www.immobiliare.it/70774240-Vendita-Villa-via-Castiglione-Capri.html
includes pool, garden, 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, and even a car parking spot.
Google for "G6XR+72 Capri" and check out the 3D satellite view.
c'mon, Link Marines! time to cash out and retire

[Anonymous No.12234089]

>>12217308
A well, a septic tank, a satellite internet connection. Electricity is just about anywhere but if you can’t then you could probably just use solar... or wind.

[Anonymous No.12234962]

>>12234008
>Energy Class: G
No wonder, with all those openings to the outside
Not saying it isn't fuckin beautiful, though

[Anonymous No.12235103]

based

[Anonymous No.12235112]

>>12232865
hampton scum

u will be first to perish in upcoming class wars

[Anonymous No.12235522]

>>12217108
Who else accepts bitcoin for houses/land besides propy.com?

[Anonymous No.12235594]

>>12225095

Very comfy

[Anonymous No.12235646]

still living with my mom at 25... have $50k in liquid cash saved up... for a first time home buyer what precautions should I take before deciding on a home to buy? anything I should look out for?

[Anonymous No.12235652]

If only

[Anonymous No.12235672]

>>12232865

How the fuck do they get to the pool area?
Golf cart?

[Anonymous No.12235735]

>>12235646

Real estate agent here.

Check the standing of the house with the local government. To see if the house has any permit or zoning violation. Get the house inspected by a reputable home inspector before you sign the contract of sale.

Check the demographic change of the neighborhood you're buying. If it is getting darker, your home value will decline.

Check your surrounding area for any structure, building, or future construction that might impact your property price. If they're building a homeless shelter in your block, your home value will plummet. If they're adding a new bus route to your area, price may go up, etc...

The best deals are short sale or pre-foreclosure. Auctions and for sale by bank tend to only have homes that have been damaged by the evicted owner, out of spite. You need connections to get the best deal, as houses going into foreclosure tend to be bought up by friends or people close to bankers.

[Anonymous No.12236815]

>>12233421

Late 2000's Vodafone. Was using a Nokia 6300 at the time.

[Anonymous No.12236876]

>>12217108
>half a mil for that

[Anonymous No.12236956]

If I ever have 2.5 million I can buy this in Sydney.

[Anonymous No.12236975]

based

[Anonymous No.12237771]

>>12235735
thanks for the info

[Anonymous No.12238126]

>>12217108
big house, at least a few hundred years old, with outbuildings/garages and lots of land + a river or lake.

[Anonymous No.12238327]

>>12218891
Is that fucking indonesia?