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She thinks I'm a racist pedo (it was just fucking anime for fucks sake, no ducks) and that Chainlink is a cult. I tried to tell her it's just for lols and she started crying. We're going to her parents house tonight for xmas and I don't know if I'm going to still have a waifu in the new year. Wat do, anons?

>> No.12212115

>>12212101
so your girl loses her shit over a folder full of memes and shitposts?

never gonna make it

>> No.12212135

>>12212101
pics of wife necessary for accurate advice

>> No.12212141

>>12212101
You aren’t a racist pedo?

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>>12212101
also if she's feeling down, just surprise her with the greatest christmas present a husband can gift to a wife
you have no idea how happy she'll be. marriage saver.

>> No.12212151

>>12212146
yikes

>> No.12212206

Send her a pic of your limp dong so that it's less aggressive

>> No.12212210

>>12212146
>Rosenberg

>> No.12212222

>>12212146
Obviously an article written by a slut. What man would allow that shit?

>> No.12212226

>>12212135
>>12212141
>>12212146
>>12212206
Useful advice only please

>> No.12212236

>>12212226
encrypt your /dev/sda with luks next time dumbass

>> No.12212239

>>12212101
If you were in shape you'd simply tell her to cut this shit out or spend 2019 alone. But you're not in shape.

>> No.12212249

>>12212222
A jew

>> No.12212258

how the fuck can anyone be MARRIED to someone who doesnt share your enjoyments of anime and banter

divorce that bitch immediately you fucking cuck

>> No.12212266

>>12212258
also never call a 3DPD waifu idiot

>> No.12212284

>>12212101
Imagine you are married and find out, by accident, that your loved one was an autistic idiot manchild all along. Of course she will enter depression and ask for divorce in best case scenario.

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>>12212101
>Chainlink is a cult

well it is.

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>>12212101
Fake and gay. Who the fuck lets their woman anywhere near their login session?
>>12212284
>Implying a normie woman would draw such an astute conclusion based entirely on a cryptically labelled folder full of memes
Anon, I...

>> No.12212310

>>12212296
Yuck! What an awful meme
Paintshop should have a breathalyser

>> No.12212445

>>12212300
She waited til I was at the PC, then asked me to help her wrap a present. I was sitting holding paper in place and she said "brb lol" then the next time I know it's "we need to talk". I can only guess she thought I was having an affair because I spend all my time on my phone, and don't let her know any of my logins. It would have looked weird to lock the PC before I went to help her

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>>12212258
This right here. My wife is disgusted by the fat Sergey memes but likes the rest of them. I also got her visualizing chainlink making us wealthy cause we're all in this together.

>> No.12212633

>>12212486
My marriage is falling apart around me and I can think is, that's a fresh one, saved to me- oh, no, wait, she deleted my /biz/ folder. Saved to new folder

>> No.12212848

>>12212633
She deleted your memes folder??

Divorce.

(Sadly)"It was fully justified" -her family

>> No.12212864

This has to be larp right?

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>>12212445
>Not instinctively locking your session every time you leave your keyboard.
It literally only takes two keystrokes before you get your fat ass off the chair.

>> No.12212913

Having a relationship is totally unnecessary pre singularity. Don’t stress it OP. I could care less if I have a relationship or i don’t. Once we reach 1k.. well we all know what happens then frens.

>> No.12212955

>>12212101
Threaten to kill her parents if she doesnt shut the fuck up

>> No.12213016

>>12212101
>Not turning your waifu into a racist
I've been red pilling mine for 3.5 years now