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12187227 No.12187227 [Reply] [Original]

Fuckin damn it /biz/
>be me
>go to dinner with family
>my sister announces she is getting married
>everybody gives a small speech
>its my turn
>fuck.btc
>Im a 40 yo singleton so I know jackshit to say about marriage
>"c'mon anon, give us advice about finances, you are good with money"
>"very well, never buy etherium and fuck supply chains"
>dead silence
>the awkwardness is so dense you could cut it with the butter knife
>somebody coughs
>silence keeps going
>everybody looking down at their plate, trying to ignore my advice
>letmeendmyself.btc
Did I fuck up?

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>>12187227
>Did I fuck up?
yeah.. years and years ago bro

>> No.12187254

>>12187227
Not only does it sound like you know jackshit about marriage; it carries over to just about every aspect in social and financial areas too. Pull the trigger, unless you can't even figure out how to arm a weapon.

>> No.12187265

Shoulda bought etherium faggot.

>> No.12187277

>>12187227
It was good advice but badly formulated for normies. You should have told them never to invest in projects, despite them being good, when for some reasons there is serious sell pressure. You could also have mentioned to never invest in Chinese projects since it's socially acceptable to scam westernerners over there.

>> No.12187283

>>12187227
>never buy etherium
Your Dad is ashamed to have an Iota holder for a son

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>> No.12188030

You did well anon.

>> No.12188044

>>12187227
That's some top level autism

>> No.12188055

>>12187227

Oh man what a horrible feeling. I hope you can redo that conversation just to save face.

>> No.12188831

What a loser

>> No.12188912

I would advise you unironically to kys, but you would probably fail and crippled your self which is even worse.

>> No.12188925

>>12187227
You fucked it. Buy ETH. The only crypto that actually does anything.

>> No.12188931

>>12187227
no you didnt anon, the world is fucked up and you got stung for your honesty. youre the only sane person in the asylum.

>> No.12188933

>>12187227
looks like its time to cutoff your whole family. jesus fucking christ, anon

>> No.12189140

>>12187227
natural autist

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>>12187227
>"very well, women and blacks are property"

>> No.12189345

>>12189322
This would have been less cringy.

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>>12187227

>"fuck... supply chains?"
>"etherium? is that a pokemon"

>> No.12189420

>"very well, never buy etherium and fuck supply chains"
I get it

>> No.12189425

they were waiting for you to make a joke about marriage and money and how its a big financial red light to invest on love but in a funny playfull way. Why are you guys so autistic?

>> No.12190181

>>12189425
i'm not good at jokes

I woulda just said just do the opposite of what i've done and dab into the waitress

>> No.12191260

>>12187227
>here's good financial advice: name your first kid after me and i'll pay for his college"
i've been trying really hard to get one of my friends to name their kids after me, i'd name my own but thats just autistic, isnt it? matt jr. sounds awful.