/SMG/ - Stonk Maketto Generalissimo

[Anonymous No.12186380]

THE FINAL HABBEDING IS AT HAND EDITION

ON THIS EPISODE: BUY THE DIP? HOLD FIAT? OR START HEDGING YESTERDAY?

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

On the last episode of /smg/
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[Anonymous No.12186388]

>>12186380
12% Santa rally into January followed by recession during Q1 reporting

[Anonymous No.12186391]

>>12186380
[REDACTED]-free first post

[Anonymous No.12186402]

HABBENING

[Anonymous No.12186405]

>>12186386

This thread is now Happening/Disaster preparedness thread. Is having fiat or stocks even going to matter if those banks and currencies fall?

[Anonymous No.12186414]

>>12185516
Pure hooey. We are at multi decade lows for dollars right now. With markets crashing, what are the hard currencies left? The Euro? GTFO. Deutsche bank IS the most stable bank right now in Europe and its a shit show.

The Remnibi. Their banks are teetering, the government is dumping a Obama level stimulus package every 17 days just to keep it afloat AND you think the Chinese give a rat fuck about a Gwai-lo's expectations of being fair? Your money's going to be the first on the bonfire pal.

That leaves Canada / Australia which are the most sane financially in the world, with maybe a lingering glance towards Japanese yen. I highly doubt all the scared dumb money flowing out of the falling economies of the world can be safely liquidated in countries economies of that relative size.

Despite our entitlment / debt / insane politics issues we are still by a long stretch the safest money to store and hold cash for at least 20-30 years. And with a global capital crisis coming down the pipe, I can't see anybody trusting the EU or China over USA in terms of cash holdings.

[Anonymous No.12186415]

the golden bullrun starts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.12186424]

>>12186405
>Horse shit. We are at multi decade lows for dollars right now. With markets crashing, what are the hard currencies left? The Euro? GTFO. Deutsche bank IS the most stable bank right now in Europe and its a shit show.

>The Remnibi. Their banks are teetering, the government is dumping a Obama level stimulus package every 17 days just to keep it afloat AND you think the Chinese give a rat fuck about a Gwai-lo's expectations of being fair? Your money's going to be the first on the bonfire pal.

>That leaves Canada / Australia which are the most sane financially in the world, with maybe a lingering glance towards Japanese yen. I highly doubt all the scared dumb money flowing out of the falling economies of the world can be safely liquidated in countries economies of that relative size.

>Despite our entitlment / debt / insane politics issues we are still by a long stretch the safest money to store and hold cash for at least 20-30 years. And with a global capital crisis coming down the pipe, I can't see anybody trusting the EU or China over USA in terms of cash holdings.

[Anonymous No.12186432]

>>12186380
There has to be suiscides from lost hope before the bounce - not seeing it yet. S&P 2290 by early Jan.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12186438]

whats going to be the best performing stock of 2019? and why is it LCI?

[Anonymous No.12186451]

>>12186438
It’s gonna be GE and none of you fags are fueling your rocket ship

[Anonymous No.12186454]

>>12186438
>>12186451

*SQQQ

[Anonymous No.12186468]

Let's talk strategy. What's everyone's move going to be starting early tomorrow? I'm buying more puts on Deutsche Bank.

[Anonymous No.12186475]

>>12186468
If green, go long into next and cut it there before the new year begins

[Anonymous No.12186477]

EVERYBODY TOLD ME TO HEDGE WITH CRYPTO
I HEDGED WITH CRYPTO AND IT CRASHED
THEN I BOUGHT MORE INTO STOCKS
AND THEY CRASHED
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I'VE LOST 2 YEARS OF MARKET GAINS

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12186479]

>>12186451
good luck with that. Market cap is big enough that i'd wait for a clear trend reversal before buying that hot potato

>>12186454
Trump is trying to crash market right now so that the last part of his presidency will be a bull market.. Just gotta get the crash over with... ya dig?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12186481]

>>12186380
>buy the dip?
>hold fiat?
>start hedging yesterday?

Literally all wrong plays lmao. Your best possible play right now is to sell premium and wait for faggots to get IV crushed.

[Anonymous No.12186487]

lci in the lead, for now

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12186488]

>>12186468
Puts on SPY.. long on undervalued stocks like LCI

[Anonymous No.12186490]

>>12186477
Retard

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12186500]

>>12186438
>>12186488
why are you promoting this garbage meme of a stock?

[Anonymous No.12186510]

>>12186415
>the golden bullrun starts tomorrow

Gimme like three days of pumping and I'm good.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12186573]

>>12186500
it's actually not garbage.. but thanks for the chart that everyone has. Do you always base your decisions off hindsight?

[Anonymous No.12186586]

futures down again.

[Anonymous No.12186604]

>>12186586
Cheapies!

[Anonymous No.12186607]

I'm all-in gold. If the market goes south tomorrow I'm cashing out while I'm still green.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12186612]

Warren Buffet says when he dies and his wife gets all his money, 10% of it will go to treasury bonds.
Do you have 10% bonds, anon?

[Anonymous No.12186667]

>>12186386
No one is replying to you because it's impossible to refute what you've so clearly stated. fuk these tards

[Anonymous No.12186675]

Its a disjoint
We are going to 3000. Buy the hounds

[Anonymous No.12186685]

>>12186675
Mmm grayons

[Anonymous No.12186701]

>>12186586
No, Uncle Powell. NO.

[Anonymous No.12186753]

>>12186612
Yah. GOVT

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12186776]

Rest in peace Harblong Cassidy, another tripfag life claimed by the memes

[Anonymous No.12186909]

>>12186479
>Trump
>The Federal Reserve

Choose one (1)

[Anonymous No.12186921]

What's a highly recommended brokerage? I've been using RobinHood, but it doesn't seem to be able to trade every stock I'm trying to buy into.

[Anonymous No.12186936]

>>12186921
Interactive Brokers

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12186945]

>>12186909
>still thinks everything in higher power isn't fabricated

[Gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12187006]

Trade deal is dead in the water, rates will keep going up and the labor market is still tight. Companies have been stockpiling like mad ahead of tariffs and this has driven up cost for storage considerably. At this point it doesnt even matter if the tariffs go in or not. The stockpiles mean most retailers will stop importing early next year regardless. If demand starts to fall when that happens expect all hell to break loose when companies are stuck with all these bloated inventories they cant sell.

[Anonymous No.12187072]

Who here wants a black Christmas. let's start this great depression off right tomorrow..

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12187084]

>>12187072
/put/ the bulls in their graves.

[Anonymous No.12187118]

Hi guys what are the best cheapies to buy?

[Anonymous No.12187128]

>>12187118
puts

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12187134]

>>12187118
The ones that grant you the ability to sell them at a higher price than what you bought them for at a later date.

[Anonymous No.12187175]

>>12187118
Buy tencent. Chinese recession is over.

Wouldn't even touch US until S&P breaks below 2300

[Anonymous No.12187182]

How do I go back to the beginning of October 2018? I want to go back and sell everything and start shorting.

[Anonymous No.12187306]

[german No.12187421]

>>12186424
>Deutsche bank IS the most stable bank right now in Europe
it doesn't matter if there is an stable bank if one bank crash all will
>Japanese yen
japanese (boj) have buyed a high amount of us debt if us fall japan will also fall
> the safest money to store and hold cash for at least 20-30 years
not good if you (us) have a high inflation rate better to pick gold

[Anonymous No.12187428]

Futures on s&p500 is fucking 1% positive where are my bulls at ?

[Anonymous No.12187443]

>>12186388
Dubs please be true

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12187458]

>>12187421
>>12186424
gold is a hedge against instability, not inflation. If your holding for 20-30 years then there's no reason not to go with either stocks or TIPS.

If you're supposing that whatever crash occurs actually undermines US treasuries, however, then the US dollar is going down with it unless we somehow switch back to it being backed by gold or some other commodity.

[Anonymous No.12187467]

>>12187428
its witching friday, 4 different kinds of options expire today

expect massive volatility, big surprise swings

[Anonymous No.12187486]

>>12187458
>gold is a hedge against instability, not inflation

but it does hedge against inflation. see iran

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12187492]

>>12187486
It hedges against inflation no better than most other commodities.

[Anonymous No.12187502]

>>12187428
Its 0.07% negative, my dude.

But I'm bull regardless.

[Anonymous No.12187526]

>>12187502
>>12187428
its been up 0.8% every day this week but weve been down 2% each day.

[Anonymous No.12187540]

>>12186477
>buy high

[Anonymous No.12187565]

Be honest, just how bad is this Friday going to be?

[Anonymous No.12187572]

>>12187565
BIG BULL

[Anonymous No.12187576]

>>12187565
great, I have $20k worth of orders waiting to get filled. Then I'll unwind all those positions by 10am EST

[Anonymous No.12187622]

>>12187565
complete slaughter of century
bloodiest day in stock market history

1000s of wall st jumping out window

[Anonymous No.12187662]

Jim cramer said we should of dropped 1000 points on last wednesday and its for some reason odd we didnt drop as much. He also said back in october if the fed hikes in december your goina wish you sold at these prices. He has been negative about everything market related and doubling down on how the fed is behind on future growth due to companies and cfos lowering guidance and slowing investments.

I know cramer shills and gives air time to meme stocks but he was one of the best performers on the street in his time and he proved those connections with his plays in past downturns. He might of shilled bear sterns like he shills nearly every stock but when it comes to pointing out stocks broadly selling off and rate hikes going to cause a lot of pain he is dead on.

I seriously think cramer let out peaks of his street insider info lately. He is well aware we still havent seen the big 1000 dow drops in a day lately. He must be aware top dogs want to start selling which explains the past three months of consitent unloading and faded rallies.

Even if its just a cyclical bear market cramer is probably right we havent seen the worste

[Anonymous No.12187671]

What is up with LABu lately? Healthcare is defensive no?

[Anonymous No.12187705]

>looking for human slaughter house pics that are SFW so can make allegory post that represents stock market tomorrow

>find That Episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Squidward is the manager of a Human Meat Slaughterhouse

[Anonymous No.12187763]

>>12187662
He looks like a cave goblin trying to scam an aryan ceo lord.

[Anonymous No.12187767]

>>12187622
with any luck you'll be the first to jump

[Anonymous No.12187785]

>>12186424
CHF?

[Anonymous No.12187818]

>>12187767
ha, never
this has been very informative sleepless pain night of guro browsing tho

[Anonymous No.12187820]

So do I sell my stocks and wait this out?

[Anonymous No.12187861]

I keep buying the dip, but the dip keeps dipping. Now I have no money left to make more investments. What do?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12187887]

My cat told me that things will be okay in the long run, and if you make sensible and prudent financial decisions you'll eventually succeed
Thank you kot

[Anonymous No.12187890]

>Mattis announces resignation
>Trump announces that he is pulling 7000 american troops out of Afghanistan (about half the American military presence) less than 12 hours later

It begins...

[german No.12187894]

>>12187492
>either stocks
depending on meager or no dividents
depending on speculation which stock is the best and will not fall in a market where price is formed by anxious people
>or TIPS
(introduced in the late 1990s never seen an hyperinflatin whose return is adjusted using the CPI)
no thanks

[Anonymous No.12187913]

Would you guys recommend shorting $GS. News from that Malaysian scandal thing is spreading.

[Anonymous No.12187917]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

[Anonymous No.12187923]

>>12187887
My cat says people should read more

[Anonymous No.12187924]

>>12187486
>>12187492
>communist goldbug faggots seriously believe this

thats gonna be a yikes from me

[Was it rape? No.12187928]

Will I be safe if I park my funds into etfs? I feel like I've chosen a worst time to start investing.

[Anonymous No.12187938]

>>12187928
Nope
You should chosen REITs

[Anonymous No.12187951]

bull trap at open, then back to dumping

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12187953]

>>12187894
I was referring to index or blue chip funds.

If TIPS, a treasury security, fail to live up to their promise, then we'd all be having much bigger problems then where to allocate investments.

>>12187924
On the contrary this is exactly what I mean. Gold doesn't loose it's value due to inflation because its a commodity with a real exchange rate, but it also doesn't perform as well as other investments that have interest. Hence my disagreement with the other anon. If gold actually does perform better in the long run than stocks or treasuries because of, say, hyper inflation and the resulting crisis, these kind of considerations will all be secondary. In every other scenario, you're better off with stocks or treasuries.

[Anonymous No.12187981]

This is fine.
I lost 5% on Airbus. Won 2% on Ubisoft. I'm thinking about withdrawing my entire stock portfolio I'll get mating-pressed by taxes but I don't care. Recession is coming, like it or not.

[Anonymous No.12187989]

>>12187861
When the market is on a strong downtrend like this you're supposted to buy short etfs not buying spx, are you a brainlet or something?

[german No.12187994]

>>12187924
>cherrypicking

[Anonymous No.12188069]

>>12187994
>>cherrypicking "projected" hypothetical data that is already outdated

[Anonymous No.12188194]

gold futures are negative!!!

[german No.12188199]

>>12188069
>rising us debt "hypothetical data"

[Gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12188242]

>>12188199
Ah you can see right where the bush tax cuts came in. Regardless, like I said, if the US defaults on its debts they're taking the whole financial system and modern capitalist order down with them. You want to bet against that you dont buy gold, you buy a bunker or a ticket to some place tropical

[Anonymous No.12188270]

Guys its simple, the market is either gonna go up or down, just pick the right one

[german No.12188288]

>>12188242
>bush tax cut
i do not believe that politics could have prevented this

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12188314]

>>12188288
The issue is that the trend line before the tax cuts didn't look look like a hockey stick before the bush tax cuts. It looks more like an S with a plateau forming just before 2001 and deficits going down. The fact of the matter is that government spending is a political as much as economic exercise, I don't see how you could separate the two.

[Anonymous No.12188384]

All of you need to listen to this at least 5 times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCDZ6QYYPuQ

[german No.12188450]

>>12188314
sure you can tax the shit out of American companies or you can make as much damage as possible to em's china russia

[Anonymous No.12188487]

>>12188450
>you can make as much damage as possible to em's china russia
More like to the rest of the world outside of China and the US
Especially US firms, big and small.
If this is a chess move, it is stupid in every sense of the world

[Anonymous No.12188513]

gommie shapes his opinions on his bias against capitalism. dont read his posts, don't reply to his posts.

[german No.12188550]

>>12188487
I think they want to crack china no matter what it costs because a winning china would be really bad for the us
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belt_and_Road_Initiative#Motivation
sorry but i have to go to work now (late shift in germany)
t. german

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12188563]

FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK GOMMIES

[Anonymous No.12188621]

I will go full-retard in 3.5 hours and short the DOW with my remaining money. That's my last chance to make enough money to pay for my bills this year.

[Anonymous No.12188645]

>>12187923
your cat is a nigger, it can't read

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12188650]

>>12188513
If you feel I'm being unreasonable on any given point you should say so anon.

>>12188563
at the very least I don't have a gambling addiction.

[Anonymous No.12188665]

Hoooooold, stay on target. Stay on target.......

[Anonymous No.12188669]

>>12187861
When you're buying the dip it important to keep in mind the time frame you're buying in. If it's the daily time frame I would use at least a month's worth of data to determine what is the 'dip' for that particular stock.

[Anonymous No.12188670]

>>12188621

Don't do it pepe, there is bound to be a bull trap for the remainder of the year!

[Anonymous No.12188683]

Europe Stoxx futures trying to go in the green
stay tuned

[Anonymous No.12188688]

>>12188670
I trade CFD's. I can afford 8 contracts, if the DOW drops just 20 points during the first 1-3 opening minutes I would make 1600$. The last couple of days it always dropped. If it goes up I'm ruined and must move back to my parents and hope that they will pay my open bills.

[Anonymous No.12188702]

>>12188688
Literally gambling

[Anonymous No.12188708]

>>12188670
>he don't know the difference between apu and pepe

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12188712]

>>12188688
We're going to the moon though. I mean I'm long.

[Anonymous No.12188751]

>>12188712
I wouldn't mind if the DOW closes with a plus after dropping at the beginning.

[Anonymous No.12188792]

>>12188688
>if the DOW drops just 20 points during the first 1-3 opening minutes I would make 1600$. The last couple of days it always dropped. If it goes up I'm ruined and must move back to my parents and hope that they will pay my open bills.

Your risk/reward is all backwards. You're opening yourself to liquidation for a chance at 1600 buck profit?

[Anonymous No.12188822]

>>12188792
I need 1000$ till monday. It's now or never. I could withdraw the money from my trading account but than I'm fucked in a few weeks again and have no money to trade anymore.

[Anonymous No.12188840]

>>12188688
Never change /biz/

[Anonymous No.12188877]

>>12188822
Must be an Aussie. Thoughts are completely upside down.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12188918]

>>12188822
You could get one of those pay day loans at 45% interest and just make minimum payments on it.

[Anonymous No.12188923]

another christmas ruined by the orange buffon

2020 cant come soon enough

[Anonymous No.12188957]

>>12188918
Nah, I made my decision. It's either pass or die today.

[Anonymous No.12189001]

>>12188923
>another christmas ruined by the orange buffon

Trade is smoke and mirrors set by the Fed as a distraction.
Grow up and learn politics.

[Anonymous No.12189019]

>>12187924
Past Performance Is Not Indicative Of Future Results.

[Anonymous No.12189087]

>>12188923
this was the worse year every
usually this mean next year will manage for be even worser

[Anonymous No.12189090]

so what will today be like

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12189092]

>>12187924
I reckon if I didn't know any better I'd say we are entering a GLDen age.

[Anonymous No.12189122]

Only ten more days and US markets will have been crashing for a quarter of a year now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12189128]

>>12189090
I'm going to buy some GLD puts at open and then sell them around lunch time all while watching the dow re-thefuck-bound 350-400 points.

[Anonymous No.12189133]

>>12187924
>communist
>goldbugs
What the fuck are you on retard?

[Anonymous No.12189190]

>>12189122

[Anonymous No.12189266]

>>12189090

[Anonymous No.12189307]

>>12186414

[Anonymous No.12189329]

>>12189307
bullish

[Anonymous No.12189417]

Green day

[Anonymous No.12189453]

>>12189417
Red day

[Anonymous No.12189475]

>>12189417
No fucking way pal

[Anonymous No.12189482]

>>12189307
That's a sign the bottom is in

[Anonymous No.12189488]

>>12189001
Ah perpeh durpah durka burka lurka

[Anonymous No.12189552]

>>12189488
>One person is the only one responsible for a government that spends $12.1M every day and he, and he alone rules over 329M people. Anything anyone on the TV says is true!
Every time the Dow goes down, I hear people crying about the “Trump trade war”. I don’t see any coverage that explains to the American people that the Fed is backing off it’s balance sheet. It seems quite apparent to me that the game plan is to deflate the economy by removing the Fed’s credit bubble & try to blame the downturn on the person who's policies do not favor the big financial guys. I noticed this a long time ago. It seemed pretty much slap-me-in-the-face obvious.
I genuinely hope that the guys who are doing the deflating don't overdo it the same way that the guys who stimulated immigration to Europe overdid it in the last decade or two.

[Anonymous No.12189567]

>>12188957
I take no responsibility for the outcome... but pic related.

[Anonymous No.12189570]

>>12189552
Woah Jim Cramer over here on OUR board! what an intellect! What insight! Damn it slapped you in the face? Like a cock?

[Anonymous No.12189587]

>>12189567
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.12189597]

>>12189570
Sooooory for not parroting what a political party and the boob tube says. It's Trumps fault! Drump! Baaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! That racist, bigot, misogynist, xenophobe! He's why I lost $5 in the stock market yesterday. REEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.12189606]

Good morning bulls. Today will be ours. TQQQ to the moon!

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12189610]

>>12189133
Well, Marx did believe commodity money was the only kind.

[Anonymous No.12189616]

>>12189570

[Anonymous No.12189620]

do you miss me yet?

[Anonymous No.12189625]

>>12189567
>rally into govt shutdown
lol

[Anonymous No.12189628]

>>12189610
can't wait to skin people like you alive

[Anonymous No.12189646]

>>12189625
>>12189587

Comon guys, is that it? I need some quality comments for my screenshot

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12189647]

>>12189625
government shutdowns are good for the market you twat.

[Anonymous No.12189659]

>>12189646
how long have you been doing EW?

[Anonymous No.12189664]

>>12189646
>I need some quality comments for my screenshot

pic related

[Anonymous No.12189666]

The CNBC holiday party must have been last night. They all look hungover as fuck.

[Anonymous No.12189671]

>>12189628

[Anonymous No.12189677]

>>12189597
The Master Analyst Masters his Anal Cysts on the sea shore (YOU) I voted for Ivanka anyway

[Anonymous No.12189718]

>>12189659
Not mine - from a guy who predicted this in early October. Been spot on the whole way.

[Anonymous No.12189720]

>>12189646
you more of less correctly
we've been in down channel for weeks now, very strong down channel so expect there to be bounces of bottom

[Anonymous No.12189723]

>>12189666
>party on a Thursday
yea I doubt it

[Anonymous No.12189727]

Futures are up boys

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12189742]

>>12189664
>I need some quality comments for my low effort screenshot.

pic related

[Anonymous No.12189749]

>>12189646
I have a perfect comment if you post the sauce

[Anonymous No.12189753]

>gov shutdown
WE BULL NOW

[Anonymous No.12189776]

October was the top, we are now in a recession for the next year. Checkem.

[Anonymous No.12189788]

>>12189019
Projected performance is even less indicative of actual performance

[Anonymous No.12189826]

>30 minutes

[Anonymous No.12189841]

>>12187820
Don’t time the market. Ride it out. Maybe buy more if it goes down another 10%

[Anonymous No.12189854]

>>12187861
Get a new set of brains

[Anonymous No.12189857]

>>12189749
If we hit 2418 Ill have confirmation and i will share source in next thread, in exchange for the 'perfect' comment.

[Anonymous No.12189859]

>>12189841
>Maybe buy more if it goes down another 10%

This. It will go down more. Then time to buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.12189866]

are you ready for the wildest ride in your life time?

[Anonymous No.12189872]

support levels at 1800, 1000 and ~700

[Anonymous No.12189887]

>>12187006
Shockingly ok analysis by a tripfag.
Look of unemployment and stagnant wages, which will pop debt bubbles and housing prices.

[Anonymous No.12189899]

>>12189872

Can you imagine the horror?

Good thing I can only lose at most 3k and have already made 2.5k in the stock market.

[Anonymous No.12189901]

>>12189872
Sheeeeit

[Anonymous No.12189909]

is there any mods?

[Anonymous No.12189915]

>>12189866
I will decide whether or not I will myself in less than 30 minutes, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.12189948]

>>12189552
(((They))) would have done precisely this to Sanders, Ron Paul or Ross Perot. And the Trade War’s good for the worker, which isn’t always good for us investors and speculators. Wages are rising! Oh the horror!

[Anonymous No.12189956]

“Forward, the Bull Run!”
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the trader knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the shitposters.

[Anonymous No.12189961]

Gold is up
Silver is slightly down
Stocks are tanking
Crypto is is tanking
>Welcome to dildo dump december

[Anonymous No.12189992]

>>12189961
Prepare your anus

[Anonymous No.12189998]

So what’s biz’s opinion on this: wait for the next short term rally because right now we’re oversold, then open a short. Is this a good idea?

[Anonymous No.12190005]

>>12189998

Good idea.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.12190014]

>>12189998
that is my plan

[Anonymous No.12190015]

The preacher man says it's the end of time
He says that America's rivers are going dry.
The interest is up
The stock market's down.

[Anonymous No.12190019]

I'm so fucking nervous guys

[Anonymous No.12190032]

I anticipate a bounce in the s&p to 2530-2600, then a retest of support at around 2430. Then another descend down to 2300-2350.

Then a repeating pattern down to the next substantial support which probably won't be till 2000.

[Anonymous No.12190041]

I'm gonna lose all my money aren't I?

[Anonymous No.12190057]

How many of you have made verifiable predictions and what's your success rate?

[Anonymous No.12190060]

>>12190057
depends on who is veryfing them

[Anonymous No.12190061]

Brace!!!

[Anonymous No.12190063]

>>12190041

Yep.

[Anonymous No.12190065]

>>12190041
gotta learn to keep some powder dry my dude

[Anonymous No.12190067]

My Boomer Broker father refused to believe me back when I warned him again and again about this habbening going all the way back to September. Now hes paying the price sadly.

I hope we all make it bros.

[Anonymous No.12190074]

>tfw not even eager to watch because have no intentions of buying in at this point.

I need to transfer my money to an account that let's you short. I'm not a fan of options because of the premium break even point shit.

[Anonymous No.12190079]

>>12190057
>predictions
those are for people trying to sell you something, or attempt to brag to strangers on the internet. you'll be much better off with a predetermined plan that you follow for investing.

[Anonymous No.12190083]

As long as it doesn’t recover before I get the money to buy some cheapies. Thanks Uncle Powell.

[Anonymous No.12190084]

that was fast....

[Anonymous No.12190091]

>>12190057
I’m a long term hodler not a trader, but you’ve got to be retarded to not pull out of the market before December. I went from 100% equities to 100% short term bonds so 100% success so far.

[Anonymous No.12190093]

>>12190083
>buying now
see
>>12190084
oh yea totally we can move up from here. Bulls are so delusional.

[Anonymous No.12190103]

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/03/heres-why-the-dow-will-hit-40000-by-2025.html

-The Dow Jones need only rise 6.75 percent (not including dividends) annually — less than the postwar average of 7.2 percent — to hit 40,000 by December 2025.
-All economic indicators point north, with consumer and small-business owner confidence, as well as corporate spending, still on the rise.
-Making judicious equity investments now makes a lot of sense for investors willing and able to let their money ride for the long term.

[Anonymous No.12190106]

>>12190093
Who said I was buying not? I’m broke. Hopefully it won’t hit bottom for a few months.

[Anonymous No.12190115]

And I'm broke

Fuck my life

[Anonymous No.12190125]

>>12190115
consider yourself gobbled

[Anonymous No.12190135]

>>12190103
That's the same kinda justification bitcoin people did on the ride down. Sure, it can work out in the long term, especially with stocks, but you're still gonna lose a lot of gains by not selling.

[Anonymous No.12190136]

>>12190115
on what leverage were you?

[Anonymous No.12190143]

holy crrap
liquidity SO LOW today
this am panic tier liquidity

[Anonymous No.12190151]

>>12190103
>July 10, 2018
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.12190152]

>>12188621
Never go full retard. Seriously the probability of going up was obviously much higher

[Anonymous No.12190164]

>>12190143
You mean volume? Fuck I want this to go up more before I open a short

[Anonymous No.12190169]

All time low continues to drop. Down 20% overall. I was up overall a month ago

[Anonymous No.12190170]

>>12190125
The worst thing about it all my stop got hit and then less than 0.4 points after the thing turned down. I would have made it otherwise

>>12190136
95%

[Anonymous No.12190175]

>stocks up right away
Not good, Dow will be -500 by 4

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12190176]

gld bugs btfo!

[Anonymous No.12190177]

>>12187182
If you start shorting now, you'll eventually have so much cash you'll be able to build a time machine and go back.
I will say for you in plain terms.
The DOW will never ever see a new ATH. This is end days.

[Anonymous No.12190189]

>>12190103
There'll be a crash before the bulls come around and maybe the Dow will reach 40000 before 2025

[Anonymous No.12190191]

>>12190177
We’re going to get a short term bounce/bulltrap. I’d say start short then.

[Anonymous No.12190194]

>falling for obvious bull traps

[Anonymous No.12190198]

>>12186701
like it was good OC on the day well done but give it a rest now ye..

[Anonymous No.12190202]

here we go to 40000

[Anonymous No.12190209]

>>12190198
Fuck off pendulum

[Anonymous No.12190212]

Why is this rally so weak

[Anonymous No.12190213]

>>12190209

don't ever fucking accuse me of being that much of a faggot loser

think about what you just said.. that is hate speech

[Anonymous No.12190219]

>>12190212
because we're entering full panic mode

[Anonymous No.12190227]

>>12190213
I apologise

[Anonymous No.12190229]

>>12190202
Boy, you are simple. Watch carefully, embrace the rapture.

[Anonymous No.12190233]

There is still no reason for markets to go up. Act accordingly.

[Anonymous No.12190250]

>>12190227
apology accepted..
I know these are stressful times friend but remember there is a person on the other side of the computer

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12190253]

Wait that wasn't a rally at all.

[Anonymous No.12190263]

Thanks Drumpf for crashing this market

[Anonymous No.12190267]

>>12190233
Weak rally.
I'm buying SQQQ

[Anonymous No.12190273]

>>12190253
Suprising no one.

[Anonymous No.12190277]

Is it too late to ask for Janet back

[Anonymous No.12190291]

>>12190267
I’ll sit on my hands instead

[Anonymous No.12190294]

what the fuck happened at open, did some whales dump?

[Anonymous No.12190296]

I bought calls, am I rekt?

[Anonymous No.12190301]

>>12189482
We're far from the bottom, we haven't even had a bull trap yet

[Anonymous No.12190313]

>>12189866
>Checked

[Anonymous No.12190318]

aaaaaaand we are back!

[Anonymous No.12190321]

>>12190301
intraday bulltraps are like clockwork but yes - we have yet to have a mutliple day bulltrap. That will REALLY demoralise the bulls.. there are still a lot of people in this market who are confident in an explosive multiple day rally.

which is why you should still be careful if you're shorting.

[Anonymous No.12190334]

>>12190318
Not funny anymore you nigger

[Anonymous No.12190341]

>>12190318
NASDAQ already red

[Anonymous No.12190357]

>>12190318

Will drop 100+ in the red by lunch and stay that way for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.12190362]

BUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.12190380]

>>12190357

I bet you haven't even got a short on the go you pussy.

[Anonymous No.12190386]

What are you guys gonna buy after the crash?
Im looking at SPYD and F

[Anonymous No.12190389]

>>12190318
Fuck you made me check

[Anonymous No.12190391]

here we go

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.12190393]

>>12190386
divs, lots and lots of divs

[Anonymous No.12190395]

>m-muh the worst december on dow jones since 1931
>m-m-muh red december
>CNBC calling the next market crash

I JUST BOUGHT MY STOCKS BACK IN

[Anonymous No.12190401]

>>12190386
That and qqq and coke, and wal mart. Maybe the medical stock of ge. Because it was the only profitable part of the company.

[Anonymous No.12190407]

I'm thinking of cutting a lot of my losses and sticking to index funds/REITs/less speculative companies and doing some calls/puts.

Thoughts? I've always been a bit on the bearish side.

[Anonymous No.12190409]

>>12190391
Almost there

[Anonymous No.12190417]

It's literally the worst December since 1931. Why? Nothing is happening for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.12190435]

>>12190395
You're supposed to wait until bloodnisnrunning in the streets. You still bought too early.

[Anonymous No.12190450]

I am so happy and grateful now - that money comes to me, in increasing quantities through multiple sources on a continuous basis.

[Anonymous No.12190458]

>>12190435
but why does it even happening? no one got bankrupt like in 2007, not one country has any problems with debt and on top of all that it's fucking december!

[Anonymous No.12190462]

>>12190417
It's like when the ocean recedes for miles before a tsunami. You either start running for high ground or you go pick the pearls in between the rocks.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12190471]

>>12190462
free pearls, brb buying some USO

[Anonymous No.12190487]

>>12190450
I like your attitude Anon.

I too am grateful and humbled by the money and crypto that comes to me, in increasing quantities through multiple sources on a continuous basis.

I am thankful for the ability to be able to purchase stocks and crypto at Dollar Tree bargain tier discounts in 2019 that will explode exponentially in late 2019.

[Anonymous No.12190493]

>>12190462
>before a tsunami
is something going to happen or not?

[Anonymous No.12190496]

SELLSELLSELL

[Anonymous No.12190499]

>all these cheapies
>get paid once a month
>bought all my stocks at once instead of dollar cost averaging
>no money to buy
REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.12190503]

MOONING

[Anonymous No.12190509]

>>12190458
>not one country has any problems with debt
eh, don't they all?

Also there's no one thing but many political and financial fuckups on the verge of / actively ocurring

[Anonymous No.12190514]

>>12190458
Political and social instability. Massive corporate private and government debt that has a veritable interest rate, and increasing interest rates. Lots of things could be the source or a combination of all of the above plus some more. But I think it's the lack of respect for how hard life really is, the free east money ride is about to end, and lots of people are gonna be fucked.

[Anonymous No.12190515]

>>12190503
Bogdabot detected

[Anonymous No.12190521]

>>12190493
you only need to know that everyone is overleveraged af to know that something big will happen

[Anonymous No.12190530]

I am so happy and grateful now - that money comes to me, in increasing quantities through multiple sources on a continuous basis.


https://youtu.be/1bCG5_qzUV0


>>12190487
Thank you

[Anonymous No.12190541]

>>12190417
Because thats how things work. Money pulls out of the market and then it reflects in the actual businesses and GDP in the coming months when the investor well starts drying up. The fed hike doesnt directly impact any business except for banks.

[Anonymous No.12190540]

THE TSUNAMI TOOK MY PUTS

[Anonymous No.12190565]

post the faces of shorters right now

[Anonymous No.12190570]

NY fed president is on CNBC right now telling people what Powell didn't

[Anonymous No.12190578]

>>12190565

[Anonymous No.12190587]

Thank god for this rally. Now I get a second chance to short

[Anonymous No.12190590]

>>12190521
>everyone is overleveraged
source?

>>12190541
All I know is that FED raised rates (finally), but it shouldn't matter at all to the market since the raise in stocks price was not fueled by low rates, but by debt, inflation and lowered taxes.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12190591]

>>12190540
I'm over here grabbing pearls.

[Anonymous No.12190599]

>>12188688
rest in pieces friend

[Anonymous No.12190600]

>>12190565
WHAT THE HECKIES WAS THIS
me was even bullish and recognized shorts were trapped

BUT WTF IT WENT UP SO FAST

[Anonymous No.12190604]

>>12190590
>raise in stocks price was not fueled by low rates, but by debt
???

[Anonymous No.12190616]

Unnatural movement. Europe isn't reacting at all. Don't fall for it, bulls.

[Anonymous No.12190621]

>>12190587
best of luck to you. Be careful.

bulls have been waiting quite a while for a day like today -

[Anonymous No.12190627]

THE BOTTOM IS IN, BUY BUY BUY.

...Till 2530-2600 and then it's SELL SELL SELL.

[Anonymous No.12190630]

>>12190600
>>12190616
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/21/us-stocks-set-for-lower-week-after-fed-decision-government-shutdown-fears.html

[Anonymous No.12190631]

>>12188688
>>12190599
We need an updat-checked!

[Anonymous No.12190635]

new york fed just came out with some dovish talk but the bounce likely won't last

[Anonymous No.12190640]

>>12190631
Glad to get dubs, although not as glad for >>12188688's coming suicide.

[Anonymous No.12190650]

ok whatever

Bottom confirmed - I'm going all in

[Anonymous No.12190654]

>>12190650
this, it's LITERALLY 2009 prices right now

[Anonymous No.12190656]

>bull market officially resumed

[Anonymous No.12190663]

>>12190590
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-12-20/corporate-debt-crises-could-come-faster-and-harder-in-2019

[Anonymous No.12190673]

>>12190630
This is actually bearish. Why did they feel the need to say anything at all?

[Anonymous No.12190675]

>>12190654
>it's LITERALLY 2009 prices right now
yes if you include inflation

[Anonymous No.12190683]

I'm really an idiot messed up execution of my plan because got into too many stocks. Out of everything today I hope next week is better.

[Anonymous No.12190684]

Just checked the charts for FB and APPL for the first time in a couple weeks. Mind == blown. I can't believe how bubble like these charts look. No small bleed down with intermediary sideways, small jumps up, then more dipping; just DOWN.

What's going on? These charts look really bubble burst like, but I wouldn't expect that to happen so suddenly with such major companies over relatively small problems, like reduced quarterly earnings or potential impactful legislation. What's happening here? Are these stocks bursting? Foundational analysis says, "no," but the charts...holy fuck.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12190700]

>>12190684
Should I short Amazon again?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12190707]

>>12190700
oh shit that popped pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.12190712]

>>12186380
Ids habedin

[Anonymous No.12190731]

>*phone buzzes*
>"yes, Igor"
>"you have the dead cat, good"
>"wait until he buys"

[Anonymous No.12190778]

Think AMZN will go sub 1400?

[Anonymous No.12190816]

>>12190778
1100-1000 is a fair price.

[Anonymous No.12190844]

>>12190816
But that's past the 52 week low.

[Anonymous No.12190850]

>>12188688
>>12188621
You still here fampai, I'm worried about you.

[Anonymous No.12190851]

tumbling down tumbling down

[Anonymous No.12190854]

>>12187467
DORMAMMU! I'VE COME TO QUIP!

[Anonymous No.12190893]

>>12190844
Your point?

[Anonymous No.12190991]

>>12190893
You're saying the biggest online retailer is going to break it's 52 week support? I just don't find that possible.

[Anonymous No.12191004]

WOW! What a two-pump chump of a market.

[Anonymous No.12191012]

nude thread!
kek this market lol

>>12191005

[Anonymous No.12191013]

>>12191004
I’m not used to seeing this big of fluctuations

[Anonymous No.12191039]

Fuck

[Anonymous No.12191085]

>>12190565

[Anonymous No.12191111]

what the fuck is happening?

omo

[Anonymous No.12191123]

Santa? Are you out there?

[Anonymous No.12191134]

Ah. Same shit, different day.

[Anonymous No.12191144]

>>12191005
>>12191005
>>12191005
>>12191005
>>12191005

[Anonymous No.12191169]

Save us Santa you're our only hope

[Anonymous No.12191185]

I THINK THE STOCK MARKET SUCKS

[Anonymous No.12191215]

IF YOU BOUGHT THE PEAK OF FACEBOOK YOU NOW NEED 50% GAINS TO RECOVER

IF YOU BOUGHT THE PEAK OF FACEBOOK YOU NOW NEED 50% GAINS TO RECOVER

IF YOU BOUGHT THE PEAK OF FACEBOOK YOU NOW NEED 50% GAINS TO RECOVER

IF YOU BOUGHT THE PEAK OF FACEBOOK YOU NOW NEED 50% GAINS TO RECOVER

[Anonymous No.12191285]

>>12186405
>Canada / Australia which are the most sane financially in the world
Lol, Canada can't even build a pipeline in their own country. Ontario has an absurd amount of debt and a shrinking manufacturing base.

[Anonymous No.12191294]

>>12191215
Lol FB. Even the boomers are starting to leave it. It's dead.