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*AHEM*

Vishnu here. After a millenia I've realized that this is not the real world, but instead, I seem to be stuck on a blockchain. Is there any way out?

>> No.12174492

there is a VISHNU on the blockchain! may sirtoshi be blessed with many sacred cows. also pls buy sanjays vision tank u sir

>> No.12174500

i dont like this meme

also checkem

>> No.12174504

>>12174480
sirs, we can help VISHNU by pump bags srs, this time we do the needful for VISHNU

>> No.12174506

>>12174500
checked
the meme is good though

>> No.12174518

>>12174480
Maybe the folks at x can help you out
>>>/x/21912859

>> No.12174539

>>12174500
sir, you are most rude, sir

>> No.12174541

>>12174506
it is one of the most forced memes i have ever seen, and i am glad it will disappear completely together with ABC.

>> No.12174598

>>12174541
you fags said the same about the forced npc, but it stuck, only fresco disappeared because it was objectively shit.
Sanjay creg unironically created bitcoin on a tukring complete compooter

>> No.12174603

>>12174480
Been away from /biz/ for a while, quick rundown on Vishnu posting?

>> No.12174621

>>12174603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIh3SgIAP80

>> No.12174624 [DELETED] 

>>12174603

first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOlvOiGPPio

then read the "crypto brown pill" pasta ~ it's a spoofed version of the above

and see this for additional Vishnu info: >12170519

>> No.12174640
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12174640

>>12174480
Sir. You have to send yourself to binance sir. Then market buy Satoshis Vishnu

>> No.12174649

>>12174603

first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOlvOiGPPio

then read the "crypto brown pill" pasta ~ it's a spoofed version of the above: >>12145767

and see this for additional Vishnu info: >>12170519

>> No.12174685

>>12174603
>>12174649
kek

>> No.12174691

>>12174685
meant for >>12174649
>>12174621

>> No.12174694

>>12174621
this is so racist wtf

>> No.12174722

>>12174649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIh3SgIAP80&t=52s

There's also a recording.

>> No.12174723
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>>12174500
Don't like it either. Let's get rid of that vishnu on the blockchain

>> No.12174775

>>12174722
>running simulations of poo-in-the-loo tumeric-complete bitcoin script.
>tumeric-complete
topkek

>> No.12174822

>>12174775
i also keked. the guys accent butchered it so bad it would have ruined the joke without subtitles