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haha edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously on /smg/
>>12168628

>> No.12169809

>>12169788
t. Obama dicklicker

>> No.12169813
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i miss her bros

>> No.12169817
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Reminder that Reluctant kneepad girl was right

>> No.12169818

I forgot to title it sticky milk general
:((
Thats my favorite joke damn it

>> No.12169819

First for Jerome is a nog in white face on tv.

>> No.12169832

who would win; thousands of robots in the employ of (((them)) vs one hikey kikey

>> No.12169835

>>12169817
Killing anime girls is wrong, you should lock them up in a fucking harem
Stop wasting nice boobs!

>> No.12169837
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>> No.12169851
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still not even thinking of selling
only down 2.3% today

>> No.12169859

>>12169819
You just made me spit scotch all over my desk.

>> No.12169861

Dow -1000 tomorrow?

>> No.12169863

>>12169809
r u an actual kushnerbot?
be honest
the presidant is fucking irrelevant
pay more attention to the FED

also read "the creature from jekyll island"
it would do you well to know what your up against
FED controls all money in the world
not king nigger
not orange nigger
not cianiggers (tho they HELP)

FEDniggers are the only niggers you need to pay attention to

>> No.12169866

>>12169851
why would you? the bottom is in 2 months from now. sell then.

>> No.12169876

can anyone redpill me on MRIN

>> No.12169888
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http://dichotomytests.com/test.html?id=1
Post them /smg/
> Flags: Austrian/Chicago School.

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>US 2Y 2.648%
>US 10Y 2.762%
>0.11% spread

OH NO NO NO NONONONO

>> No.12169906

WHY did things go red today? It looked like things were recovering when I woke up, and I just checked again and DOW dropped 350 points, NASDAQ down 147, S&P500 down 39.

Recession incoming boys, best prepare yourselves.

>> No.12169907

>>12169866
the 2-10 yr yields haven't inverted yet, but we're so fucking close and the fed is jacking up the rates at such a pace that it might just not even happen. I mean if you look at the dot com bubble that shit took like 4-5 fucking years to fully deflate.

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>>12169893
TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP PULL UP

>> No.12169916
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>>12169887 earnings badger dont tell me you dont see the reversion to mean opportunity on the weekly/monthly technicals

>> No.12169919

>>12169906
>WHY did things go red today?
Are you serious? Fed meeting.

>> No.12169937

>>12169916
that line. will it hold is the question.

>> No.12169943
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>>12169888
THIS QUESTION IS IMPORTANT
YESYESYESYYESYSE

>> No.12169947

>>12169919
I don't really follow things that closely, I just come here to shitpost so yes I'm oblivious to whatever is going on with the fed.

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>>12169768
is it drool, bile, or tears?

>> No.12169953

>>12169893
Now that is the scariest shit !

>> No.12169957

>>12169728
It was probably planned considering that we were in a literal recession and needed to recoup money lost during the housing crisis. The person in office probably doesnt matter, otherwise we'd have seen fluctuations in rates during that period while other important things happened, like congressional makeup changes. We'd also have seen the rate hikes at way worse levels when Trump was first in office and Yellen was running the show if party lines are indeed the driver.
I'd be willing to wager there's probably a document on file from around 2008 that outlines a plan of action and a 10 year time table for Fed leniency and Trump was just unlucky enough to win the presidency while someone was taking the chains off of the dog on the other side of the room.

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>>12169893
>>12169915

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>>12169943
nha the earth needs to be mined fully hollow and broken to pieces until it doesn't exist, in order to fuel and build our interplanetary intergalactic soace travels and dyson spheres

>> No.12169973

>>12169906

The Fed shitpost was more or less as expected. Markets dumped then recovered some right after that. That is until Powell started talking in the press conference. He came off as completely unsympathetic to the market downturn. Dumping renewed in earnest during the Q&A period for that reason. He sounded more hawkish than the content of the actual hike and 2019 guidance suggested.

>> No.12169976

>>12169893
>0.11% spread
wew
ssecond time in two weeks, no?

goddamn

>> No.12169987

>>12169947
no offense m8 but you should not be trading this market if you dont know how the FED works

>> No.12169988

>>12169957
Go to sleep Donald.
Your job here is done.

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>>12169888
Checked and rate me
>>12169951
He is probably just a chad their with his roastie gf
>>12169971
I swear my ecofascist death squads will eliminate you before you can get off this planet

>> No.12169994

has anyone heard from TQQQ anon recently? I can't imagine a more JUSTED position to hold.

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>>12169987
never said I traded, I only come to /biz/ to shitpost when I see a red market

>> No.12170001
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LOOK
WHAT
YOU'VE
DONE

>> No.12170006

>>12169947
You seriously shouldn't be trading.

>> No.12170010

>>12169937
its worth the risk by a long shot

Even in recession/crash there arent many monthly red candlesticks like this one, I strongly believe at least half of it will be covered before december ends

>> No.12170024

>>12169987
what's FED an acronym for?

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>>12169817
t-thank you

best part for me at this point will be the 260-290 retrace though, gonna be able use orderflow notes and levels to advantage

>>12169835
boobies are tasty though :3
you not even need oil when cook them!


>>12169468
you are a worthy adversary
but you will fail.

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>>12169888

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>>12169863
dude... orange man is seriously threatening a government shutdown WHILE the market is crashing

hes making things worse and is 100% retard
america am supposed for be stable, hes making us look unstable

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>>12170010
I just loaded 3k to start dca'ing into the VTSAX. Bought 660 today.

This was a panic oversell on an already oversold market.

Tards are spreading fear and doubt but we actually got we wanted today.

>> No.12170074

when good time to buy? I want to buy $Mu

>> No.12170085

>>12169764
>telling him to focus more on the FED and ignore political charlatans
>tell him to read a book that details the full history of how the intl banking ccartel was established
<lol FEDshills pls go
ur not very bright, is u?

the rates were dropped to zero and kept there because if they didnt allow free borrowing for all large banks, and cheap borrowing for common people, NO ONE was gonna put money back into our market.
i fully agree that them leaving it at zero was the worst idea n the world (and ive been screeching literally all year about this very thing). but they did it. not because of some nigger tho.

the FED utilized the 08 financial crisis to consolidate power over all major US banks. they control ALL of them. DIRECTLY.

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>>12170010

Correct and agreed. There have only been two monthly red candles this girthy since the dot com crash. One in 2016 that recovered before the end of the month and of course a couple in 2008.

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>>12169888
>>12169989
>>12170043
Gary Johnson faggots

>> No.12170122

>>12170063
i dont doubt that the tradewar has left us more unstable
tho i REALLY doubt theyll let him shutdown the govt rn

all im sayin is that the FED is what matters
as we can see from today

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>>12169989
You are ok sorry

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>>12170086
quants are being fudged right now
these last few months NOTHING that has a statistically chance of happening has happened.

The market am ACTIVELY HUNTING QUANT TRADING
unfortunately every quant expecting pic related to repeat
that means there will be no December recovery!

>> No.12170132

>>12170090
literally hitler

>> No.12170137
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>>12170074
Really? I want a refund.

>> No.12170147

>>12169796
DUDE TLRY LMAO

>> No.12170150

>>12170024
eral reserve

>>12169999
chegged
apparently that was the right idea

>> No.12170154

>>12170063
I don't like Orange man because
>weak on environmental policy
>banned bump stocks
>hasn't nuked Russia or Saudi Arabia
>hasn't stopped the gays
>fucking weak on environmental policy
>bad economic policy
But on the good side,
>lmao niggers

>> No.12170161

You guys think the federal gov has been stocking up on gold to link the dollar to bullion in the event of rapid inflation? Would this be a viable short term solution to prevent runaway stagflation, or do we need a steady decline in the dollar to battle the overwhelming debt? How will the rest of the world react if this happens?

>> No.12170162
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>>12169971
technocratic theocracy is the only option

unless we make mars into an industrial planet, so earth is service industry/habitat only

>>12169888
>almost no bureaucracy
disgusting

>>12169989
not bad

>>12170043
surprising bottom two

>>12170090
protectionism
why are you even here?

>> No.12170163

Why do retarded people capitalize the Fed as "FED"? Is that how they do it on the gold forums?

>> No.12170169

>>12170127
>The market am ACTIVELY HUNTING QUANT TRADING
and thats a GOOD thing

>> No.12170174

>>12170161
where can i learn about these economics. i have a basic understanding from high school econ

>> No.12170183

>>12170163
personally i use it to differentiate between the federal reserve bank (FED), and federal agents (fed). not that they come up too often right next to one another that often, but i personally talk about both of those quite frequently. i suppose its just habit desu

>> No.12170200

>>12170174
Trade options for a year like an idiot, lose everything, then read a fucking book and get good
t. me

>> No.12170203

>>12170147
>DUDE TLRY LMAO

Interestingly, it still set a higher low today despite the blood. I'm mildly bullish on that stock at this level.

>> No.12170217

>>12170162
where to take this test?

>> No.12170220

>>12170161
i cant see the FED allowing something like that which would usurp their control so much, but it ould be a decent enough idea

the interesting thing is that lots of other world powers have been doing that. russia has silver and plat, china is stacked on gold, UK has a shitton etc

seems totally possible desu

>> No.12170221

>>12170183

I so The Fed for the reserve and The Feds for the federales.

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>>12169888

>> No.12170227

>>12170162
Bureaucracy is but a corruption on the AGI of the free markets.

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>>12170163
personally not capitalize fed because its like the difference between big "G" god and little g

its giving them too much thematic power

>> No.12170230

>>12170217
>>12169888

>> No.12170232

>>12170221
yea i mean ill know what you mean
like i said, its just habit

>> No.12170242

do I keep buying the dips or what?

if i dont need the money in 15 years i just buy and dont care if we keep going down right?

ETFs will moon once this dumb fake recession is over

>> No.12170246

>>12170226
>austrian school
basd

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>>12169888
yeah me of not gonna label self for you to file away like a good little girl -_-;

>>12170169
no it not <_<
quants are like the yin to HFT's yang
with out them there no balance to market

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>Facebook scandals keep coming

>> No.12170274

>>12170247
>yeah me of not gonna label self for you to file away like a good little girl -_-;
Don't be a pussy, Hildawg

>> No.12170275
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>>12170203

I like this chart is neat from a TA point of view. Not too often you get to see a stock rub up against a trend line like that for two weeks straight.

>> No.12170281

>>12170247
i mean no matter what, the complete takeover of the market by computerized trading was a mistake. sure they smooth trends out, but they extend us far more than we should have been, and when they fuck up and all panic sell, they do it faster than ANYONE could

>with out them there no balance to market
id argue its not really balanced in the first place
more like rigged

>> No.12170286

>>12170247
>yeah me of not gonna label self for you to file away like a good little girl -_-;
also this desu
fuck datamining shit like that
even if it IS kinda fun

>> No.12170287

>>12169943
go to bed comfy

>> No.12170294

goldmoney stock opinions?

>> No.12170296

who /completely sidelined and was all cash today/ here

>> No.12170299

>>12170275
chart literally looks exactly like bitcoin

>> No.12170308
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>>12169888
Am i hi iq?

>> No.12170311

>>12170308
Bureaucracy is just filth.

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>>12170308
>globalist statist

Nope. You should be a lolbertarian with nationalist tendencies to be high IQ

>> No.12170316

>>12170308
very based, yes
>>12170287
REEEEEE NO, CONSUMERISM BAD DEEP ECOLOGY GOOD

>> No.12170324

>>12170275
i mean if were headed into a recession, and recreational weed is coming down the pike eventually...

its certainly possible that such a thing could take the fuck off

the thing i dont like though is where those volume peaks are. looks like it could be distribution. the time to buy might not be now. plus a high debt corporation thats JUST starting out might not do so well in the next few quarters if rates keep rising

>> No.12170326

>>12170308
Wait I just saw you are very high commercial
No you are a brainlet

>> No.12170336

>>12170296
since september desu

>> No.12170338
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12170338

some tripfags test results might be interesting

perhaps big____guy will prove his worth yet again?

>>12170163
because its the FEDeral reserve
there is no confusing it with something else
>feds (plural) implies the justice system (FBI)
>fed (singular) implies the federal reserve

>>12170226
expected worse tbqh

gommie's will be funny

>>12170227
economy should be fast and unrestrictive (just like the administration), but red tape is how you spot corruption

and besides, no paper trail means no way to learn from past mistakes

>>12170247
3edgy5me

>>12170308
ehhhhh, depends on how you answered a few of those questions....

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Holy fuck my dudes, my Facebook stack is down over 20% now

Have been cost averaging down since July and now I have 20k invested

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>>12170286
>>12170247
it is true that everything you post on here is archived for everyone to find

>> No.12170360

>>12170311
You gotta be retarded to be against progressive tax
>>12170313
>statist
Mathlet detected

>> No.12170365

>>12170338
I think comfy usually scores INFP like an autistic monster

>> No.12170367

>>12170360
im against all taxes, replace states with corporations.

>> No.12170369

>>12170345
hmmm

>> No.12170370

>>12170326
Aw fuck you’re actually right

>> No.12170379

>>12170338
>expected worse tbqh

why is that, do you think I'm a brainlet
I've scored INTP on every Meyers-Briggs test I've taken since I was 12, btw

>> No.12170382

>>12170338
anything backed by government monopoly of force a d coercion (ie. red tape) is ripe for corruption and birthing comparative/differential advantages, its just toxic information in the process

>> No.12170384

>>12170369
Are you invested as well? I could use emotional support

>> No.12170387

>>12169989
Patrician

>> No.12170389

>>12170338
I get ENTP on that thing. That's probably how Pendulum has my dick pics saved on his PC.

>> No.12170393

>>12170384
ha no

>> No.12170397

>>12170281
stop being so sour grapes and nieve! trading has always been "rigged" HFT and Quant are just two counter disciplines of markets atm
Think of HFT as the dark side and Quant as light side or some other thing like that
they balance each other out because they prey on eachother
flash crashes are more or less a thing of the past

people unfairly hate on HFT when they provide alot of liquidity
quant strategies actually remove liquidity

what you are hating on is reactionary sentiment algos, which are whats probably doing the most streching of market anus atm

>> No.12170400

>>12170345
ohnononononono

>>12170358
everything you post anywhere is
the NSA doesnt watch things. they record it and play it back. if you have a file on you they DEFINITELY amass all these little tests for your file.

as for cuckchan, yes, hiro sells all of our data to the highest bidder. hence why i literally NEVER post on this site (since '14 at least) w out being behind broxy.
ad revs on this site arent anywhere NEAR enough to cover cost of operations. so hiro did what hes always done (look at what happened when he owned 2ch). sells EVERYONES data

>> No.12170406

>>12170397
>stop being so sour grapes
im not senpai chill

i AM saying that i think the automated nature of trading nowadays has made us valued FAR above what we actually should be though

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I might start buying semiconductor stocks that offer a dividend
That means no MU, sorry kid

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>> No.12170442

>>12170407
fedkot

>> No.12170445

>>12170407
Goldman Sachs told me Lam Research is good

>> No.12170447

Facebook will be a trillion dollar company in a few years

>> No.12170452

Hey guys what is the best cheapies right now? got $10k to invest

>> No.12170463

>>12170447
personally i think that FB is going to have to get regulated heavily sometime before next election. i think this will severely cut into their bottom line tho. i also think thats why zuck has been selling like a madman all year

>> No.12170477

>>12170463
fb should grow on rising asian users and the new wave of ad revenue that comes from ads you dont realize are ads. ads from your own friends and family and you never second guess

>> No.12170489

>>12170308
Very low IQ.

>> No.12170494

Merry Fucking Christmas you filthy animals.

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>>12170445
Look I made a custom ETF based on div yield!
Lam is in the middle

>> No.12170521

>>12170324

Oh, pardon, I didn't mean it's a good entry right now. Or, not for my trading style anyway. I just thought the strict adherence to the trendline was an interesting sighting. Tilray is pretty overvalued for what it is (still). Canadian company too, which I don't care for. There are better dudes weed to chuck money at than Tilray. A few of the US companies have better revenue already at a fraction the market cap.

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>>12170338
Hmm thought I was INTJ

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>>12170497
changed into the retard version to force NVDA higher
this is my new buy list

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>>12170338

>> No.12170628

recession Q1 2019, how do I prepare?

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>>12169888

>> No.12170643
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stop feeding the data miner

>> No.12170673

>>12170643
Idiots let themselves be bought and sold. Now how will you make money off of this?

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>>12170628
Buy Depends and lots of alcohol.

>> No.12170685

>>12170643
>>12170673
The delusional paranoia is showing

>> No.12170710

>>12170521
still waiting for whoever decides to focus on industrial hemp as a plastic alternative. THATS where the moneys at. especially if the fug huge inflation im expecting hits. oil will soar and so many things use plastic. it was never a factor when weed farming was illegal, but NOW it has the potential to be a very disruptive technology for the oil guys.

>> No.12170727

Is Citigroup worth buying or should I just stick with JPM?

>> No.12170740

>>12170727
my disappointment in Citi is immeasurable
Go with JPM and BAC

>> No.12170761

>>12170727
Avoid that dumpster fire. I'd buy WFC, BAC, BK instead. JPM should be solid but WFC, BAC, BK should outperform.

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>>12170710
>>12170521
forgot bic

>>12170628
it not happening that soon imo

>> No.12170767

>>12170685
What's delusional about that? Collecting and selling data is a very profitable industry.

>> No.12170768

Futures already red. I hope you guys bought some gold. I am 50% gold right now.

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>>12170477
missed this
can you elaborate on this a little?
are they gonna pretend to be your family members or something? im confus

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>>12169888
What an awful test. Most of the questions are vague and equivocate to other ones already asked, and almost none of the questions have any relation to established economic theories. It reads like it was written by some kind of ancap ideologue high schooler.

>> No.12170790

>>12170740
>>12170761
Based, thanks!
What about a T vs VZ match up?

>> No.12170794

>>12170768
look up what happens to gold in market crashes m8
its usually not that pretty
dollar spike will crush it
buy gold at the bottom

>> No.12170803

>>12170768
>Futures already red

As always, check back in four hours. Futures settle out around 10pm EST or thereabouts. Early numbers are often just a continuation of the day's sentiment.

>> No.12170828

Made the easiest +20% of my life on spy spreads this afternoon. Based Powell giving me Christmas a little bit early.

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>>12170776
the majority of users 'like' pages and these pages I believe are sending subconscious advertisements
Twitter is the most recent example. Why is their ad revenue growing so massively? People use adblock, so what could the ads be. its their friends, so yes, its like a brainwashing

>>12170790
I hate T with a passion. Not only is the stock WAY overcrowded with small specs but they Personally removed Lucky Star from crunchyroll, and I will never buy their stock because of this

>> No.12170849

>>12170839
Randall does coke. And I don‘t mean the comfy beverage kind. Short AT&T to the dirt.

>> No.12170851

>>12170828
>tfw made 3000% on SPY spreads today

just take my word for it, it definitely happened, even though I won't post any actual proof of it

>> No.12170875

>>12170790
Verizon is the better company because AT&T has a lot more TV and media-related exposure, but AT&T has high implied volatility, so you can sell spreads at better prices.

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>>12170839
how do private twtr. accs contribute to this? i use one for news and articles, i use both likes and rts as just a personal bookmark and order of importance notification for meself.

guess they still profile and match it to others.. too bad.
id probably use a layer on top of twtr that allowed to do thus without twtr account.

>> No.12170878

>>12170851
Go back to your wagielab biomemeboi.

>> No.12170886

>>12170839
Investing in anime is based and cutepilled
>>12170851
stop being insufferable

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>>12170851
lel
why is everyone so mad at you anyways pen?
it cant just be the yaoispam, can it?

>> No.12170899

>>12170876
I dont know how theyre doing it, Its a theory that facebook and twitter and google have come up with a way to send advertisements subconsciously without posting them
Being the new technological era it seems its the next step

>> No.12170901

>>12170890
have you SEEN that man‘s portfolio? You‘d get better returns lighting your wallet on fire.

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>>12170890
I think it's because people think I'm smug and arrogant
I don't claim to be a better investor than anyone else here, I'm not sure where people got that impression
I'm stating my opinions, like everyone else here

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>>12170899
do you any links for me to read?

>> No.12170919

>>12170907
lol no, this is from my personnel stock research

>> No.12170921

>>12170904
You're incredibly smug and arrogant lmao
You'll get better after you fail and GALT plunges into the center of the earth

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>>12170919

>> No.12170932

>>12170921
I'm not smug and arrogant, though
How exactly did you form that impression
Is it because I've been making fun of people who freak out over short term price action

>> No.12170939

>>12170904
>I'm stating my opinions, like everyone else here
they always think the same of me desu
i just like arguing really
no matter if im sure or unsure of what im saying, im saying it to get a response from someone else. i like hearing what others have to say and have them challenge my opinion

i mean im well aware of my standing in the world. no higher education, and absolutely no background in finance. thats why im here though. i like talking about this stuff and dont know anyone irl to do it w

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>>12170886
Does investing in anime vidyas also count as cutepilled as well? [let'sSaySpoilerWorks]because it didn't really pay off, so far [/let'sSaySpoilerWorks]

>> No.12170969

>>12170932
It's cause ur a self absorbed gay fag lmao

>> No.12170975

>>12170962
w-what game is that anon??

>> No.12170977

How do I profit from civil wars there's going to be one in America sooner or later

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>>12170977
kneepads

>> No.12171000

>>12170962
>[let'sSaySpoilerWorks]
why on earth cant we do spoilers anyways? literally every other imageboard has them, and even other boards on HERE do (or did) **not to mention they have way better shortcuts for such formatting**

i mean really, its so much more **fun** to be able to format your post

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>>12170922
lol sorry
but I want you and the public to think
Why is the ad revenue increasing so rapidly these past few years, faster than the user growth?As well as ad blocking increasing year after year, It must be something psychological

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>>12170365
na he got something more plebian tier i thought

all i know is it wasnt INTP master race (but LCI guy is)

>>12170379
>>12170534
thats what I thought

>>12170389
could be, with all the songs by hootie (of hootie and the blowfish fame)
you really shouldnt have sent me that dic pic on an image board, so many people were lurking and saved it

also you really shouldnt send anyone dic pics in the first place

>>12170382
you need a standard if you wish to hold everyone to a standard

red tape can be used to bleed corruption out of the bureaucracy just as it can be used to grow corruption

having no record of it whatsoever is how true festering embedded corruption can grow and strengthen

as long as governments exist (sovereign entities with sole monopoly of force in a given area) a bureaucracy must be maintained to keep it in check (but the bureaucracy must never be above suspicion)

>>12170932
>NSFW unironic gay posting in every thread
>holier than though attitude from investing in meme biotechs
>arrogance oozing from every post that even remotely criticizes
hmmm

>>12170643
knowledge is power
t. statistician

its only a problem if you tripfag religiously every single day/thread

or do people really post enough info to get doxxed on an anonymous image board?

>> No.12171010

>>12171001
>Why is the ad revenue increasing so rapidly these past few years
botnets are getting more effective

or maybe its the fact that people have been trained more thorougly, so they accept such programming more effectively
idk desu senpai

>> No.12171019

>>12171002
>NSFW unironic gay posting in every thread
honestly never seen pen post anything NSFW
tho i havent been around in a bit

i agree he should get some new pics tho

>> No.12171020

>>12171010
no no, Ad revenue should dimiss the idea of fake users, it would show up in the twitter balanjce sheets

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>>12170939
Same here, I'm absolutely clueless when it comes to finance
I'm a few years into an undergraduate Neuro major, which is why I gravitate to biotech stocks
I understand them better than other areas, but I know I still have a lot to learn about them

>>12171002
>NSFW unironic gay posting
if the gay content was NSFW, I would have been banned for it

>holier than thou attitude
>arrogance oozing from every post
that may be the outward impression you formed, but it isn't indicative of my inner state of mind

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>>12170975
Surely you didn't miss on Xenoblade 2, anon? Right? RIGHT?

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12171028

Went heavy into TQQQ at the close. Who else is ready for the promised and inevitable Santa Rally? With the cringey financial media hysterically declaring doom I've never been so sure about a broad market rally.

>> No.12171054

>>12171021
VIRGINIA

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>>12170447
nah, you have already seen FB's all time high

its only sideways/down from here

their only advantage is size of userbase, and they have been pissing away that advantage all year, with no signs of slowing down

>>12171019
close enough, and the main point is that he is now tripfag, no need for same pics to act as an avatar-placeholder once you have name (and a tripfagged ID at that)

>>12171021
thats not bad, but the gas ass pics is fireable offence-tier usually

>>that may be the outward impression you formed, but it isn't indicative of my inner state of mind
then you need to learn how to convey your thoughts in a way that is less shit

>>12171028
you mean selling so that people can reap realized losses for the year?
>i hope you people are preparing for the inevitable bottom that will occure on DEC 31/ JAN 1, like it does EVERY SINGLE YEAR

>> No.12171078

>>12171002
I'M TELLING YOU, I'M SURE COMFY WOULD SAY HE IS INFP ON THE TEST!
It sure is a shame he isn't using a trip, but he WOULD SAY THAT FOR SURE
>>12171025
n-no, I'm definitely not buying it today! I-I must find nude mods asap

>> No.12171080

>>12171025
oh yea
and webms **WITH SOUND**
AND mp4s too
dont get why this site got left behind when its the biggest one. it wouldnt be hard to implement at all

ive heard it sai that it could be some sort of copyright issue but that sounds retarded

>> No.12171087

>>12171025
didn't that crap only release on some meme nintenduh console

>> No.12171093

>>12171002
>
>or do people really post enough info to get doxxed on an anonymous image board?

/fit/ doxed a pedo triofag years ago
he killled himself lol

>> No.12171094

>>12171065
>close enough, and the main point is that he is now tripfag, no need for same pics to act as an avatar-placeholder once you have name (and a tripfagged ID at that)
fair enough

i just dont hate any of you guys really so it confuses me i guess

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>> No.12171121

>>12171028
>multiple ear piercings
NO

>> No.12171122
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

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And a quick shoutout to Guts *cough* I mean Calculated gamble
Im sorry it turned out like this

>> No.12171127

Well looks like GE investors have reason to be happy now:

GE healthcare will be spun off, it's official now

Ge Digital is gonna be spun off

BHGE is next.

GE Transportation is waiting for deal to close

Your gonna be getting shares in all four for next to nothing; plus you got GE itself.

>> No.12171140

>>12171028
Retail is extremely pessimistic as well

>>12171065
>then you need to learn how to convey your thoughts in a way that is less shit

most of the posts I've made on here have been in jest
it's all ultimately banter and being deliberately antagonistic because we're on 4chan

>gas ass pics is fireable offence-tier usually
so are female asses, which plenty of people post on /biz/ anyways

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>>12171087
Well, considering Basedny's new censorship policies to make sure their 12yo userbase wouldn't be shocked at the sight of covered anime tits, it sure can't be a SnoyStation release.

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>>12171110
It's kind of xd.

>> No.12171177

>>12171020
speaking of subverting ad revenue
try this shit on for size
youll dig this for sure nikkei
https://ghostbin.com/paste/7zzq2
if you use firefox as your browser, pop that shit in tamper monkey in a blank file, then save it and enable it. anytime you load up youtube, itll script out all of the analytics, cut out all the bloat, and rip the videos immediately into webm format (which you can save and backup if you want to) similar to how hooktube used to work. super useful. the random video button is really fun too. its like a channers version of youtube.

>> No.12171195

>>12171177
>>12171020
its also extremely antisemitic and anime themed, so i know youll enjoy it

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>>12171078
okok i get it

sure hope movie night isnt some meme shit this weekend, even if it is a repeat (big short, big lebowski, american psycho?)

>>12171093
4chin has doxed thousands, probably hundreds of thousands over the years

personal favorite is /int/ doxing and helping to convict a legitimate terrorist ISIS supporter from Jersey (hes in prison now, will be for years, kek)

>there are people in this very thread who dont know who Boxxy is
>there are people who dont know that jessie slaughter's dad calling the cyber police
whew lads

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>>12171175

>> No.12171212

>>12171175
zauck aint worried about his stock price desu
hes already mostly out at this point anyways id assume. hes been selling daily like all year, and heavily for like 4 years

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>>12171094
negative reinforcement can bring about positive change too
also hate implies a personal investment

>>12171140
>>so are female asses, which plenty of people post on /biz/ anyways
so making the problem bigger is a good thing?

>> No.12171224

>>12171207
>sure hope movie night isnt some meme shit this weekend
were literally watching die hard
its gonna be the best

>>12171214
lel

>> No.12171229

>>12171127
so instead of owning 1 shit stock I get 4 worthless stocks?

>> No.12171234

>>12171177
>>12171195
I have no idea what to do with this code lol
Did you forget Im perma-boomer
dont make me click that monkey shit again the nico poster forced me to download

>> No.12171238

>the absolute state of the economy
Burst when?

>> No.12171273

>>12170345
>cost averaging down on a company that clearly refuses to come clean on the extent to which they abused user data
Theres probably enough stories about how Facebook has been selling data to foriegn company X and abusing private user data to keep the shit trending downward for years to come. Why would you even bother cost averaging down? It seems smarter to at least wait for Zuck to stop lying and lay everything out on the table than to just keep throwing money into the fire.

>> No.12171282

>>12171238
Wtf do you think we've been doing since october? We have circuit breakers and shit so don't expect a sudden plunge like days of old. But the slow unraveling already started. Open up, close down. Classic bear market behavior. Some stocks already in bear mkt. You wait, major indices will enter bear territory in due time. Then we get the econ data along with it. Fed raised rates again (lol!) it's over, roll credits. Hope you're in cash.
Maybe a scalp opp coming up next week looking at the break below the BB on SPX daily. But long term holds? They don't exist here

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>>12171238
the market is late cycle as it is
even if there isn't a crash immediately, I think it is reasonable to expect a bear market in a year or two

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>>12171234
no dude its so ez
>click on tampermonkey and click "create a new script"
>then go to that ghost link
>then rightclick on ghostbin and go select all. >then ctrl+c from ghostbin
>and ctrl+v in the empty script
>then click save
its just that EZ

believe me senpai its worth it
youll dig the shit out of it
you can bypass all kinds of regional locks and shit and you can even watch and backup videos that have been flagged. plus no comments section so no niggers and the whole thing runs incredibly fast compared to standard youtube with all the bloat

>> No.12171299

>>12171234
fug i was even able to watch and download vids when youtubes servers were DOWN that one time a couple months ago

so kewl
and the lain theme is comfy desu

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>>12171288
nigger now my youtube is disabled from my computer Im not even joking
I dont know where this ghost link is
I noticed the infinity chan watermark, Im I getting honeypotted?

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>>12171283
Half the S&P 500 is already in a bear market. Thats why its not a bad idea to start dollar cost averaging in right now.

It's not gonna go down much farther. Powell's meeting today was actually good news overall. People just wouldn't know it because they are freaking out over other people freaking out and not knowing why.

>> No.12171337

>>12171288
>>12171299
nice dubs
but do you really think anyone is going to install your botnet script?

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>>12171314
you use firefox right?
also make sure when you paste that in that you delet this stuff in picrel

if it doesnt work for you just disable it and delte it if you want

>> No.12171376

>>12171337
>1337 get
ive been using this shit for like 6 months senpai its fucking fine just turn off the update option in the dashboard

also
>muh botnet
you DO realize were talking about youtube, right?

>> No.12171383

>>12171357
im over 20 shots in Im less brain than a nigger right now I literally cant
just describe in detail what I missed out on

>> No.12171391

>>12171288
>>12171357
This would be great without the anime.

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>>12171383
did you turn off the update function?
picrel

>>12171391
>not liking lain
dude if theres ANY good animu its that one desu

>> No.12171421

>>12171299
>kewl
I'm listening

>> No.12171430

>>12171421
the answers are all before you anon
you can do it
i beleve in you

now pls stop linking directly to it and help me slide this down a bit
dont wanna get muh boxy banned now that i got a good one

>> No.12171449

>>12171416
I don't mind anime in general, but I don't like it for themes. Thanks for the link though, I like the sentiment behind the project.

>> No.12171458

>>12171430
Nah I can do that stuff already. I would like to know if theres any funny shit in it, out of curiosity. But the chances of someone actually tech savvy on biz....

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pictures

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>>12171458
some badgoy over at the lain channel made it
i suppose that prolly doesnt make it any better in terms of trust, but if anything its less of a botnet than vanilla lol

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Guys what happens to /tqqq/ if the market drops 33%

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>>12171458
also have a look through the stuff yourself if you want to. he left some pretty funny notes in there

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>>12169796
I have $100 and no trading experience whatsoever, I don't even know what website or app to use for that sort of thing, how do I into the stock market or cryptocurrency my niggers

>> No.12171495

>>12171481
You buy tqqq cheapies with the money you pulled out of the market last week.

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>>12171481
liquidation of the ETF itself and anyone holding it

>>12171484
save up money and then try to learn while you wait. this is a bad time to step in imo
shit is hitting the fan

>> No.12171502

>>12171484
read the OP, my guy

>> No.12171512

golden bullrun begins tomorrow

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>>12171495
but what happens if it drops more than 33%? can TQQQ go under and be worth nothing?

>> No.12171517
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>>12171498
how is it a bad time

>>12171502
wow look all the info I need is in the OP, Im a nigger

>> No.12171527

>>12171515
yes im not kdding
the ETF will be liqD

ask the dudes who were holding the leveraged inverse VIX ETFs

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>>12171524
>how is it a bad time
listen to the FOMC shit that happened today
if you dont understand it, i would abstain from trading this market till you do

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>>12171544
You're right, I don't understand a fucking thing from the announcement but correct me if I'm wrong (I most likely will be) but is the Federal Reserve attempting to manipulate the economy?? IS that sort of thing allowed or does it happen all the time?

>> No.12171596

>>12171527
Its mathematically impossible now

>>12171544
Im really failing to see the problem with what powell said
he took off a took off a hike, but the news was saying "oh well he isnt reducing the balance sheet so therefore its like he never reduced the hike"
but the balance sheet is literally irrelevant. is there something I missed? earnings certainly arent slowing, retail sales isnt slowing
is this a fucking fake breakdown???

>> No.12171601

did it work nikkei?
if you cant get it to work now cuz ur too drunk just save it in a notepad file and try tomorrow. link expires in like 30

>>12171579
>is the Federal Reserve attempting to manipulate the economy?
wew
yea you should definitely stay out for now senpai

the federal reserves literal existence is to do just that

>> No.12171638

>>12171596
Ever tried to calm someone who was panicking? They key on certain words and ignore 98% of what is being said.

Today was overall good news. But Powell didn't say it in a reassuring way and it wasn't all good. So therefore, sell.

I think the market could have sold off a lot more but didn't. I'd bet its starting to dawn on people that we oversold and the general state of things isn't so bad.

But be prepared to be bashed. Afterall, no one likes an optimist when the prevailing sentiment is so cynical.

>> No.12171647

>>12171596
How is the balance sheet reduction irrelevant?

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You've been getting high on cheap credit for years, America. But don't worry, daddy Powell is here to help wean you off of it. The withdrawals are going to hurt a lot, but you'll be healthier without it.

>> No.12171661

>>12171327
>It's not gonna go down much farther.

Oh, child.

>> No.12171662

based powell sending FAZ ttm

>> No.12171668

>>12171579
In a nutshell they feel like they don't need to hold the us economy hands anymore to stimulate growth by having the interest rate low. so they increase the rate. But since wallstreet and the rest of the US are babies they're going to freak out and dump the SP to 1800 and Dow jones to 16-14k.

>> No.12171672

>>12171596
im more worried about how bent out of shape the yield curve is than anything. this last hike shouldve normalized it if anything, but it did the opposite and now its about to flip. it seems like a lot of bigboys had placed bets for a different scenario, and are re-organizing their shit. thats why i think it reacted so negatively today.

one would think that continuing the hikes would be bullish as it implies that the FED thinks were still cool for another one. if he DIDNT hike it, that would mean were fukt imo, but like i was sayin on sunday, i think were in a position where no matter WHAT powpow does at this point, were likely in for some rough waters. so hes likely raising rates while he can so that he has some firepower and can actually drop the rates from a decent height. they DEFINITELY dont wanna push em negative in a SHTF scenario

>>12171656
this
we had to do it
if anything the goys doing the right thing. something that shouldve happened YEARS ago when things were running stronger

>>12171638
>Ever tried to calm someone who was panicking? They key on certain words and ignore 98% of what is being said.
pretty much this

>> No.12171673

>>12171647
its being reduced 4% by 2020, thats NOTHING
there was never a reason to reduce it

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What are your thoughts on a so-called Santa Rally into year end? It seems every key technical support held, there was the usual FOMC volatility, and every pundit I have seen today is freaking out over an imminent recession and a “1,000 drop in the DOW tomorrow”. My contrarian inside of me is saying this is bullish if tomorrow and Friday prevail now that the uncertainty of the meeting is behind us and the next financials come out in Q1. Moreover, I’m sure many executives want their year-end bonus so buybacks from the corporations could be another factor just to boost prices

>> No.12171685

>>12171515
It can, but if we approach that point then we're going to be in something even worse than the great depression. I'd be more worried about an impending class war rather than the state of the stock market if that happened.

>> No.12171693

>>12171662
fuck the large banks anyways desu
besides its not like powpow is gonna shoot his own dogs. right?

>> No.12171697

>>12171601
no I didnt even try Its not possible

>> No.12171719

>>12171656
thank u daddy powell for paying my bills today, spy $200 EoY

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>>12171678
i dont see why we would get a santa claus rally at this point. i dont know WHY anyone would jump in until the holidays are over. just chill until next year

>>12171697
>filename related

>> No.12171738

YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT'S GONNA BE A GREEN DAY

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>>12169888
These low key attempts to push communism are starting to annoy me.

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Gap up tomorrow

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>>12169888
Yes I was listen to a meme song

>> No.12171753

Hope it crashes tomorrow.

>> No.12171799

>>12171753
I hope it gapes up tomorrow so I can get some puts before the crash.

>> No.12171816

How come nobody here posts their fills?

you're all liars and poor

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>>12169888
Am I gay now?

>> No.12171834

>>12171753
when it tanks the boomers will lose it
they dont wanna believe its happening

>> No.12171864

i hope the housing market crashes soon.

>> No.12171871

>>12171678
What do you mean every technical support held? We broke new 52 week lows.

>> No.12171877

>>12171685
Picture that pluss the 2020 election rolled up into one giant ball of fun for us all!

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>>12169888

>> No.12171892

Guys how does a noob get into inverse etfs, spxs, vix? I wanna buy the shit that does well in recessions

>> No.12171921

I want Nike to beat tomorrow just to annoy the boomers.

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So, a news release from AB InBev (aka Budweiser) came out this afternoon and was promptly overlooked amidst the fed shit. It seems AB InBev is hooking up with Tilray to conduct studies for potential weed drinks. The deal itself isn't big in terms of cash exchange but it is a signal that more big alcohol is coming in to the weed sector in near future. Tilray shot up 15% in after hours on this news. If Tilray punches in to mid 80's tomorrow and holds the gain, that's a buy signal for me. Current AH price is right on the descending trend line so it hasn't broken out yet.

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/budweiser-maker-ab-inbev-forges-cannabis-beverage-research-partnership-with-tilray-1.1186069

>>12171753

It's not going to happen immediately if a crash is in the cards. There is always a fight before the big plunge. I expect some retracement of today's sell off for Thursday and Friday. If things are going to get really nasty I'll bet it will be January.

>> No.12171931

>>12171871
There seems to a hold at the February low, SPX goes down to a September hickup, plus bullish divergence with the PPO and Wilder’s RSI

>> No.12171958

>>12171834
>they dont wanna believe its happening

lel, my boomer dad has been praying for an economic apocalypse since the day Trump was elected. Putting all his spare cash in gold thinking that'll save him if shit really hits the fan.

>> No.12171969

>>12171864
You do realize the Chinese, Euros, and Americans have all been on a property shopping spree as a means to park their money just for this exact recession.

right?

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>>12171969
If the houses go underwater and loans start defaulting, everything will tumble down. Hopefully even worse than 2008

>> No.12172009

>>12171995
>big short screencap
>16yr old understanding of mortgage rates
>thinks mortgages taken out in the last 5 years resemble those between 2001-2006 at all

What did I expect

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>>12171958
>Putting all his spare cash in gold thinking that'll save him if shit really hits the fan
why do people think gold will save them anyways?
are people literally incapable of looking at charts and historical data? do retards always just put money wherever some shill tells them to?

if we keep crashing the dollar is gonna spike like fucking crazy and this will CRUSH gold prices

tell your dad to just give YOU the money
hed obviously be better off with literally ANYONE else managing his money

>> No.12172027

>>12172009
It's just the basic concept. Calm down, sperg.

Most of the people in my area I've talked to are running paycheck to paycheck (or tenant to tenant) on "investment properties", paying PMI because they didn't have the money to put down for a down payment, etc. It's gonna be a clusterfuck.

>> No.12172029

>>12171930

Oh shit, I see Budweiser aren't the only ones making weed news today. Altria is expected to announce tomorrow that they are investing $13 Billion in to e-cig outfit Juul.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/19/juul-altria-boards-approve-altrias-13-billion-investment-in-juul.html

>> No.12172048

>>12172027
I mean this in as nice a way as possible... Lots of people don't put 20% down for very financially sound reasons, and they pay PMI. That small fee tacked onto their mortgage means virtually nothing. It's a cost difference of eating out maybe twice a month.

>> No.12172060

>>12171995
>everything will tumble down
Not really. Housing crash in 2008 was driven by subprime mortgages going to people who didnt have the means to pay for the properties outright, hence the foreclosures and the bank seizing the land.
These guys have been buying properties outright and renting to the people who caused the 2008 crisis. There wont be another housing crisis since people dont buy houses like they used to. We'd be more likely to see a homelessness crisis driven by our overlords not budging as much as they could on rent prices in the face of declincing wages.

>> No.12172083

>>12172060
I agree with my fellow green, we're on the verge of a homelessness crisis.

I've had to see two families evicted this month and now they're on the streets for Christmas. The opioid epidemic and surging rents have really fucked over lower-class people in this country.

>> No.12172121

>>12172048
I mean this in as nice a way as possible...try reading the first half of the post before responding.

PMI is fine if it's for a legitimate reason like the PMI rate being lower than the ROR on where you can invest that money elsewhere. That's not how it currently is.
>Most of the people in my area I've talked to are running paycheck to paycheck (or tenant to tenant) on "investment properties"
That's not sustainable long term. People unsuitable for loans are still getting them.

>> No.12172123

>some mod deleted my gay anime butt picture

alright, message taken

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>>12172060
>people dont buy houses like they used to
millennials don't buy houses at all lmao

>> No.12172134

>>12172014
Yeah, he's a self-admitted neophyte when it comes to finance / investing and he doesn't really seem interested in learning about it. Which is unfortunate since he's basically throwing money away.

I've mentioned that gold underperforms the market in almost all conditions. I've told him that he'd be better off buying indexes, particularly given that he's a longterm investor type of guy. He's stubborn as fuck and terrified of another 2008. Has it in his head now that gold is the ultimate store of value and I can't seem to shake that idea loose no matter what I say.

I already manage investments for my mom, but my dad would take it the wrong way if I offered. Just a shitty situation, and I've done about all I can do.

>> No.12172135

>>12171864
Canada is in a massive housing bubble right now that's going to come crashing down soon enough

>> No.12172145

>>12172048
>That small fee tacked onto their mortgage means virtually nothing

it means nothing in the age of %4.00 APY mortgages. couple more rape hikes should do the trick.

>> No.12172171

>>12172121
yeah, totally unsustainable. 3% / 30 yrs were just, like, insane man.
>>12172145
sucks for people in the future

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>>12172127
Based as fuck lmao

>> No.12172189

>>12172176
i wAnT tO fUcK hEr BrAiNs OuT

>> No.12172196

My kratom arrived just in time to dull the pain of 50% in FB.

>> No.12172208

>>12172135
>Canada is in a massive housing bubble right now that's going to come crashing down soon enough

It goddamn well better. I would like to own a home at some point before I'm retired.

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>>12172196
>50% in FB.

>> No.12172216

>>12172171
What part of "paycheck to paycheck (or tenant to tenant)" do you not understand?

>>12172060
You sound like Jim Cramer circa 2006/2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVl9SQ-KVmE
>>12172208
Supposedly Chinese are threatening to pull out of Canadian real estate due to the Huawei shit.

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>>12172189
i know that feel

>> No.12172229

>>12172123
i mean its a bretty gay pic but who the fuck cares?
especially when its not even NSFW
these mods are fucking gayer than your yaoipics

migration quand?

>>12172134
>he's a self-admitted neophyte when it comes to finance / investing and he doesn't really seem interested in learning about it
then tell him this one simple thing:
gold goes the opposite way of the dollar.

>He's stubborn as fuck and terrified of another 2008.
show him a graph of wat happened to gold during 2008. hes gonna get fucking rekt. you buy metals at the bottom of a crash and hold for the recession. NEVER buy gold before that. it almost ALWAYS goes down like a machete on a big market crash.

if hes too stubborn to buy an index, tell him THAT, and show him the chart. if we keep crashing from here on, USD is gonna spike like fucking MAD and hell be down like 25-50% in no time. if thats not enough to scare him, idk what IS

>>12172127
>millennials don't buy houses at all lmao
*millenials CANT buy houses

no one will lend to the sorry cunts

>> No.12172234

>>12172216
post your fills so I can judge which range of sub-110 IQ you inhabit.

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>>12172216
>Supposedly Chinese are threatening to pull out of Canadian real estate due to the Huawei shit.

LOL! That shit right there will make a lot of Canadians very pleased. Do it! Do it do it do it!

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>>12172229
it is kind of dumb
i get all the gay anime pictures I post on here from /cm/ specifically to make sure they're sfw

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>>12172245
what are you, fuckin' gay?

>> No.12172271

>>12172259
i'm bisexual, but I am unironically attracted to men

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i have 100 dollars on robinhood, what should i buy tomorrow?

>> No.12172288

>>12172229
>show him a graph of wat happened to gold during 2008

You know what, I'm seeing him on Friday and I'm gonna do exactly that. Even if I have to shove my phone in his face, at least I can say I tried. He really couldn't do much worse than what he's been doing.

>> No.12172303

>>12172284
Go all in on sqqq calls that expire in January

>> No.12172304

>>12172189
who is she?

>> No.12172306

>>12172225
wait a second... that's not a girl

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Who here /HODLingnomatterwhat/?

>> No.12172318

>>12172284
unironically get yourself a nice suit
will be more useful than any market decision you make

>> No.12172322

>>12172304
I dont even know, but those tiddies and them EYES.

>> No.12172345

>>12172315
here
i'm confident enough in the long-term viability of my stonks that i'm willing to take a loss in the short term as long as their fundamentals don't changr

>> No.12172356

>>12172134
You can't reason with a goldbug. Their belief isn't based on evidence, but faith in a narrative.

>> No.12172363

>>12172216
I sound like Cramer how? Im not saying it doesnt matter if subprime mortgages blow up. Im saying there is no subprime problem on the scale we had in 2008 because people literally are not buying houses. They are completely priced out, not being given loans, and have been turning to renting. Things have actually gotten so bad in this arena that monthly rent prices and mortgage estimates are evening out. In some places, it even costs more to rent than to pay a mortgage.

You seem like you believe that youre living in a reenactment of the big short and that because the economic climate is taking a downturn that the cause must be the same. A fully retarded state of mind to have. If you want to blame loans going to bad candidates, you'd have an easier time arguing in the arena of college loans instead of housing in 2018.

>> No.12172419

>>12172363
>people literally are not buying houses.
Home sales, especially in the Northeast and Midwest, are rising rapidly. They increased by 7.2% and 5.5%, respectively.

Maybe you live in the West where what you said seems to be the case, but that isn't the case in the majority of the country.

Try looking up actual statistics and reading the day's news before calling others retarded.

>> No.12172426

>>12170270
iT cANt Go ANy lOwEr

>> No.12172428

what cheapies should I buy?

>> No.12172445

>>12172245
i just wish we had our own place where WE could deal with the moderation ourselves
VERY rarely is there anything on here that needs to be removed
and we also wouldnt have to worry about cryptofags OR their shills

>>12172288
chekkked
hopefully we just saved your dad some serious financial pain
i hate hearing about goldbugs fucking over peoples lives like this. i know a guy who got fucked because of it, and if i remember right, nikkeis pops got ruined too

>>12172306
thats prolly a girl desu
chicks do that shit all the time when theyre really average looking. they pretend to be a tarp online for attention and then fags get all faphappy over her till they realize she doesnt got a cock

>>12172315
>/HODLingnomatterwhat/
yea
cash

>> No.12172456

>>12172419
nobody can afford to live on the coasts anymore. even Denver and Boise are super fucking expensive now. the price creep is just going to keep moving in. i would legit buy property in Detroit, that shit is getting GENTRIFIED soon enough.

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>>12172445
>>12172306
it is a girl, notice the tits

>> No.12172486

>>12172479
half the people here have tits

>> No.12172493

>>12171214
>so making the problem bigger is a good thing?

see >>12172245

>>12172486
those are shaped like actual female tits, though, not moobs

>> No.12172508

>>12172493
Doctors are very good at making girl tits now

>> No.12172516

>>12172225
>Sue Lightning - Shemale Pornstar Model

damn
i'm guessing (s)he has breast implants, because guys don't have tits shaped like that, even with gyno

>>12172508
that makes sense

>> No.12172520

>>12172479
now THAT has my tarp radar goin off

>>12172486
fair point

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>>12172520

>> No.12172549
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>>12172528
did the water make the frogs gay?
or were the frogs gay from the start?

>> No.12172566

>>12172549
wherever the gay frogs came from, i'm not complaining

i bet there's a biotech company out there that would allow you to invest in hormone replacement therapy (not that I would buy a stock solely on the basis that I like traps)

>> No.12172567

>>12172563
SPECIAL 249 EDITION THREAD!!

>> No.12172584

>>12172419
Maybe you should look deeper at the numbers you're referencing and look at the entities buying those houses. Then you should get off of 4chan, take down those Big Short posters from your bedroom wall, tell yourself you'll go one night without streaming the movie on repeat before bed, and get some sleep.

>> No.12172610

>>12172566
if anything id say short tarps rn
seems like the whole transtrender thing has died down somewhat
wouldnt go long on em rn. not a good entry. already overvalued imo

>> No.12172659

>>12172284
XRX puts

>> No.12172711

>>12172318
A "nice" suit (+$1000 range) isn't /necessary/ unless you work in some high powered position in a major city.

>> No.12172857

>>12172711
>not buying a 30% off suit at Kohls
Not going to make it

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>Futures

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Slept through most of the market today, woke up with a 30 dollar dividend, feeling great. How's everyone been?

>> No.12173019

>>12172968
Based and dividendpilled
You should make a new thread, I would but I'm mobile posting

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>>12169888
Guess I'm a fascist.

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>>12169888
in most things it's good to have a little nuance.

>> No.12173086

>>12172479
i knew a guy that looked pretty similar to that... without the long hair though...

>> No.12173168

>>12173086
did u fug

>> No.12173187

>>12173086
Looks like a sexy fuckable elf.

>> No.12173275

>>12172083
>>12172060
what the fuck are you guys talking about? People get into shit situations because they make shit choices! A lot of people spend their paycheck as soon as they get it.. on cars.. clothes.. booze.. new tech.. they have done this in every generation.. now that older generations are becoming homeless all of a sudden it's sad? come on now.. don't forget that the reason they are in that position is because they made very poor choices in their 20s and 30s..
>We'd be more likely to see a homelessness crisis driven by our overlords not budging as much as they could on rent prices in the face of declincing wages.
Supply and demand.
Landlords aren't going to put some loser in their house to lose money.. don't forget that a lot of times landlords have loans and bills surrounding that property... they aren't going to just put some fucking loser in there because they feel bad.. if they do then they're retarded too.. There are enough people with good paying jobs that aren't complete fuck ups that will pay the rents they charge.. i'm sure if nobody is trying to rent then yes i'm sure they will lower it.. but as long as not everyone is complete fucking losers then the rents will be high.. it's simple economics.

>in the face of declincing wages.
Wages have been going up...
Again.. this is leaning to people being complete fucking losers that think a minimum wage job is anything more than a job thats ment to be a stepping stone for teenagers to get their foot in the door.. instead you have 40+ year olds doing the bare minimum flipping burgers still spending money like retards and still complaining like they're in their 20s.


WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

>>12173187
>>12173168
i'm not gay tho

>> No.12173315

>>12173275
Skitzo rant posting at 7:30 Big5?
Get your life together

>> No.12173320

>>12173275
>i'm not gay tho
lol

ur in the wrong threda tho

>>12173315
lmao
tho there aint nothin wrong w a little skitzoposting imo
its healthy

>> No.12173348

>>12173315
i've honestly been so busy lately.. i feel like spending time ranting on 4chan is getting my life together.... i get so wrapped in work i forget that i still work for a reason.. and thats not to be some fucking loser crying about how unfair the system is.

>> No.12173533

>>12173348
>i feel like spending time ranting on 4chan is getting my life together....
prolly isnt
but i feel ya
i like spamming smg when i got the time

>> No.12173550

>>12173533
I thought tonight was going to be a night of shit posting.. but i got some people wanting to play me some pool.. good thing i got a rant on 4chan with a bunch of random anon posters rather than irl with people that know me personally...

>> No.12173579

>>12173550
lmao well im sure well be spamming the ACTUAL thread ( >>12172563 ) later when ya get back m8