/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.12168628]

fuck Pendulum edition 2.0

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously on /smg/
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[Anonymous No.12168650]

[Anonymous No.12168651]

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Previous thread

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[Anonymous No.12168653]

>>12168628
Use this pic for the next /smg/ thread.

[Anonymous No.12168654]

I'm reminded of that interview scene from The Big Short

[Anonymous No.12168656]

>>12168628
oh shit oh shit oh shit trump firing shots

[Anonymous No.12168658]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POWELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.12168660]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

recession is when we get rich boys, cost average down and on the way back up. we can all make it...except for bearfags, they can die in a forest fire

[Anonymous No.12168662]

bulls on suicide watch edition

[Anonymous No.12168670]

AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEE FAAAAALLLIIINNN

[Anonymous No.12168671]

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.12168672]

So how are you guys preparing for the great 2019 recession?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12168678]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, YOU SMUG BASTARD PENDULUM

[Anonymous No.12168679]

That all you got bears

[Anonymous No.12168681]

>>12168656
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.12168682]

>>12168672
like every other recess

i'm going to climb on the monkey bars and have a good time

[Anonymous No.12168683]

Daily reminder that we haven't reached Max Cheapies

[Anonymous No.12168684]

>>12168660
any suggestions for pickups?

[Anonymous No.12168691]

>>12168684
RAM 1500

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12168695]

i feel like i just caught a falling knife with my balls

[Anonymous No.12168696]

[Anonymous No.12168701]

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.12168705]

>>12168628
Lads, what time is the Fed announcement?

[Anonymous No.12168706]

TIME TO BUY

[Anonymous No.12168708]

>modest retracing

[Anonymous No.12168709]

is AT&T a good stock?

[Anonymous No.12168713]

>>12168656
yes, it could be happening

>>12168672
trying my best to be a long term investor (while cashing out at the right times)

>>12168678
Based
;)

[Anonymous No.12168717]

Realistically speaking how are the Banksters gonna tackle the next recession when almost every Western country still has their interest rates near zero percent?

They can't encourage spending with low rates and raising them will cause their economies to buckle under the massive debt that they undertook when rates were near zero for almost a decade.

Is this a catch 22 situation?

[Anonymous No.12168719]

>>12168684
Ford F150

[Anonymous No.12168725]

Phew! got the fed meeting out of the way. now santa claus rally until EOY

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12168727]

>>12168672
by getting my medical deferment in order of course.

[Anonymous No.12168729]

>>12168684

Wait till next year, get the off road Ford Ranger

[Anonymous No.12168730]

>mfw I do absolutely 0 due diligence, and just follow what other posters on /smg/ general do

[Anonymous No.12168732]

>>12168709
I want to know this too

And FedEx

[Anonymous No.12168735]

Buy GIS and CAG the winners of the day

[Anonymous No.12168738]

Say "thank you, uncle Powell" for these cheapies!

[Anonymous No.12168743]

>>12168717
negative rates

[Anonymous No.12168749]

so when do we officially enter the recession

[Anonymous No.12168751]

boeing why?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12168758]

>>12168717

[Anonymous No.12168759]

What a terrible day to start option trading

[Anonymous No.12168760]

>>12168717
they're not

this is the final act comrade

[Anonymous No.12168762]

The only reason price ever drops that much is to shake people out of long positions and to make money on the dumb asses that shorted Puts. The market is 100% controlled and the people who control it can move it anywhere they want at any time depending on liquidity needs of the different desks at the big institutions. It's all under control.

[Anonymous No.12168764]

>>12168732
Nobody gives a shit about which company delivers their packages.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12168766]

>>12168749
right now!!

Buy drug companies

[Anonymous No.12168774]

>>12168717
they will make banking free again

[Anonymous No.12168776]

>>12168717
My understanding is that more QE/money-printing will be used, which may lead to inflation

[Anonymous No.12168783]

I suggested Canada Goose in previous thread as a potential buy. It still might be but there risk is now considerably higher. Long term trend broke 15 minutes ago. No touchie until it establishes support.

[Anonymous No.12168786]

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[Anonymous No.12168792]

>>12168776
> trying to cure cancer with asbestos

[Anonymous No.12168794]

>>12168777

[Earnings Badger No.12168798]

TQQQ litterly 38 bucks lol

[Anonymous No.12168804]

>>12168684
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>>12168719
>>12168729
get a Raptor SVT

its the GOAT truck of all time

[Anonymous No.12168805]

>MSFT -1.34%
Was up 2.91% earlier today.

[Anonymous No.12168810]

>>12168684
AAPL, TXN, CSCO, PG, JNJ (although they have lawsuit issues), ABBV, PFE, MSFT,

[Anonymous No.12168811]

holy heckies @_@
super holy moley

me gonna need to make sub 250 thread now
which Aires best represents SPY sub 250

[Anonymous No.12168813]

>>12168749
recessions are defined by GDP stagnation, not stock prices, sweety

[Anonymous No.12168820]

>>12168811
your corpse

[Anonymous No.12168823]

I need a second opinion on MAIN. Divvies look too good.

[Anonymous No.12168830]

>>12168804

I hate these new trucks. Extended cab gets more extended, bed keeps getting smaller. Why don't you just admit you want a hummer at that point?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12168835]

>>12168813
>implying the high costs of capital isn't going to lead us into GDP stagnation because we're unable to grow our businesses

[Anonymous No.12168839]

>>12168798
sounds like a buy to me then

[Anonymous No.12168840]

TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE WHEN?

[Anonymous No.12168841]

>>12168804
>>12168830
>that ameriburger who bought a $70k truck to use as a "family vehicle" and never tows anything

[Anonymous No.12168842]

>>12168811
you think this is over
we'll be back

[Anonymous No.12168848]

>>12168840
couple more weeks.

[Anonymous No.12168849]

>>12168656
At least use the right font.

[Anonymous No.12168850]

>>12168804

>garbage turbbo stroke engine
>no cummins option

Enjoy your garbage heap in like 5 years.

[Earnings Badger No.12168859]

>tfw power hour meets crash

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12168864]

>>12168804
I bet that dude has a vagina.

[Anonymous No.12168866]

>>12168840

End of Quarter 1 when Powell increases rates again.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12168867]

I'm so fucking glad I dumped UDOW holy shit lmao

[Anonymous No.12168870]

>>12168840
It started 30 minutes ago, hope you got your ammo to BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12168871]

>>12168678
I haven't sold yet, my man
I'm still holding long term

[Anonymous No.12168875]

>>12168840
When FB+APPL crashes the FAANGmania

[Anonymous No.12168877]

Fuck I needed a pump..
If it weren't for Trump's retarded economical measures the market would have absorbed these hikes a lot better.
Down 33% and counting.
Fuck Blumpf !

[Anonymous No.12168880]

so uh, what caused this? and will the new year have any impact on the markets?

[Anonymous No.12168887]

Why hasnt Trump fired powell yet?
Where is my Trump tweet

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12168888]

>>12168678
>>12168871
also

>not having candlesticks enabled

[Anonymous No.12168893]

>>12168880
yeah usually dips as people buy party supplies for NYE

[Anonymous No.12168898]

>pinterest ipo
literally what
> pinterest ipo rated at above or 12 billion
yeah right what

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12168904]

>>12168888
>>12168678
it's going to take a lot more than 5% to shake me out, my guy

[Anonymous No.12168911]

So... Is now a good time to buy in?

It can’t go that much lower can it? I must have missed the worst of the fall, from here it’s like sideways for a few years right? I only have a few thousand to invest

[Anonymous No.12168914]

thinking of picking up some cheapies but i probably should wait and see first

[Anonymous No.12168917]

>>12168749
We are going to be bear market soon. Nasdq already was on Monday.

[Anonymous No.12168922]

>>12168914
Same. Just feels like we’re still far from bottom

[Anonymous No.12168927]

>>12168911
Could easily fall another 15%

[Anonymous No.12168931]

>>12168914
Give it a full 20 hours for maximum cheapies

[Anonymous No.12168934]

What do you call this pattern?

[Earnings Badger No.12168935]

>>12168911
We broke major support levels, thgeres nothing to even look forward to that it wont fall another 30% easily

[Anonymous No.12168939]

>>12168911
dollar cost average over time, do not put money in that you'll need within the next 5 years. we can go much lower, or recover from here. there's no way to know.

[Anonymous No.12168943]

>>12168934
Powell Bottom, you see, I can't pronounce Rs...

[Anonymous No.12168945]

How cheap can the cheapies get?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12168948]

>>12168911
don't put it all in at once, dollar cost average in over a period of time

[Anonymous No.12168949]

>>12168830
because trucks are the new SUV's (new minivans (new station wagons))

at least with raptors, its ready to go in the sand dunes, no need for aftermarket shocks

(also 2 door truck is always better than 4 door)

>>12168841
>not having a boat, a trailer for ATV's/Snowmobiles, or a large trailer for your offroad beater truck/jeep

other than that i agree, people should buy HP they arnt going to use (like in the south)

>>12168850
>muh cummins
you can do better than this

>>12168864
i happen to know as a verifiable fact my dick is almost twice as big as yours, baggy

i have photographic proof

[Anonymous No.12168950]

>>12168672
SQQQ and EPV

basically leveraged short ETFs on Indexes

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12168951]

>>12168934
YEAH!!!!! WAAITT WHATT OHH YEAH!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.12168954]

Ok seriously, it's all over now. What's are the next levels, the next stop, from the meme-lines? I think we're breaking the uptrend from like these past 4 or 5 years now, if so, it may be VERY dangerous

[Anonymous No.12168956]

>>12168939
based intelligent investor bro

[Anonymous No.12168957]

la la la la
la la la la la la

[Anonymous No.12168969]

>>12168934
end of day news (Fed announcement edition)

[Anonymous No.12168979]

>>12168954
The next reasonable one is unironically 2400.

[Anonymous No.12168982]

>>12168950
This is guaranteed early retirement. It's so easy to make money during reccession. Just short everything.

[Anonymous No.12168985]

>>12168934
>What do you call this pattern?

Fed Flop™

[Anonymous No.12168996]

Are ya winning, dad?

[Anonymous No.12168998]

>>12168985
No wait, this one is better:

>>12168943
>Powell Bottom

[Anonymous No.12169002]

now that intraday -15% was crossed might aswell take it to -20-30% levels to lure a buying frenzy. sp500tr -20% down you should be buying, then if you have a total collapse you could always start leverage at over -30% levels

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12169006]

>SPY down over 5% year over year
THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

[Anonymous No.12169012]

>>12168982
>It's so easy to make money during reccession. Just short everything.
oh i see, how rich are you sir?

[Anonymous No.12169016]

>>12168820
going sub 249 feed me enough psychic anguish for last years
this might even give enough power for use namefag again

>>12168842
Your ability to remain bullish is Impressive.

Unfortunately you WILL perish. Just admit it. It's over. You're bleeding to death and there is no hope to seal the wound.

[Earnings Badger No.12169019]

This shit would be LUCKY to bounce off support at 240

[Anonymous No.12169021]

some faang and nasdaq still overvalued likely

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169026]

LABU is $7.57 away from hitting the price it was initially listed at

[Anonymous No.12169032]

>>12168904

I'm a straight man, but I'd unironically fug that boy(female)

[Anonymous No.12169038]

>>12169016
ugh fixed dying anime girl blaming ratsu image

[Anonymous No.12169047]

>>12169026
they must have done some reverse splitting then

[Anonymous No.12169052]

>>12169016
Just put the knee pads back on already

[Anonymous No.12169053]

FUCK TRUMP

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12169058]

>>12169016
I got some of that bleed stop from the my pillow guy. I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.12169063]

>mfw my technical analysis from back then was spot on

Have the 2Y and 10Y bonds inverted yet?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169068]

>>12169032
same, except I'm not straight

[Anonymous No.12169069]

You guys are fucked. Are you idiots ready to stop giving your money to decrepit old boomers and hop into the Bitcoin market yet? Your gay stocks won't matter very, very soon.

[Anonymous No.12169071]

I would rather not live through what appears to be sixth recession but hey, life is life, enjoy while it lasts..

[Anonymous No.12169072]

L-last minute pump!

[Anonymous No.12169073]

>>12169038
This cant be happening
in fact, its a fakeout breakdown

[Anonymous No.12169077]

>>12169038
RATSU MUST PAY

[Anonymous No.12169084]

Down 15%in 2 months, guys... I think I'll go down by 60% and very soon too... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169086]

GALT is already starting to recover, Comfy

>>12169069
BTC has lost more than 75% of its value in the last year, fuck off

[Anonymous No.12169097]

>>12169069
Bitcoin will drop by more you idiot. It's a speculative asset just like stocks.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12169103]

>>12169069
Yeah fuck it, just accumulate the BTC when ever the RSI says we're over sold for the next 6-9 months.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12169118]

>>12169097
Yeah except pretty much everybody who owns that shit is under 35 and isn't trying to retire in the next 2 years.

[Anonymous No.12169119]

Hey Faggots,
My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gains? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own losses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying LCI at $6.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm chairman of the fed, and the President's number one pick. What stocks do you hold, other than /smg/ memes? I also make mad salary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me after my conference; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me looking at a whole thread of fucking losers.

[Anonymous No.12169120]

>>12169068

I've always been firmly in the 'traps are gay ' camp, and in a sense I still am, but it's just not fair. If you're not supposed to fug boys to be straight, then why make boys that look all cute and female?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169121]

>>12169086
never mind
still not selling either way, though

[Anonymous No.12169125]

>>12169069
Nah, 2019 is looking like its going to be the year we can all actually unironically go to lamboland if we pick the right stocks while Powell puts them all on sale.

[Anonymous No.12169126]

>>12169073
season 3 WHEN?!

[Anonymous No.12169127]

>>12169084
Gotta figure out what is the algo layer bottom and then the actual investor/trader bottom

[Anonymous No.12169135]

>>12169069
Thanks for buying my Jan bags

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12169137]

GOOD THING I HAVE COMPOUNDING INTEREST HAHA GOOD DIVIDENDS HAHA
YUP I'M GOING TO MAKE IT HAHA

[Anonymous No.12169140]

>>12168717
>how are the Banksters gonna tackle the next recession when almost every Western country still has their interest rates near zero percent?
reminder i was right again desu

[Anonymous No.12169141]

>bought stocks this yesterday thinking it was the bottom
>it goes lower

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169148]

>>12169120
here's a final test to see if you're straight or not

>>12169137
stop being so emotional, my man
just cost average down and you'll come out on top in the long term

[Anonymous No.12169153]

Dude weed is staging a tentative rally here. Hodling for now... supports on my stuff all held the Powell Bottom®

[Anonymous No.12169156]

>>12169119
wew

[Anonymous No.12169157]

where my cash bros at? you nibbling at these levels?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169164]

>>12169141
welcome to the market, my guy
you can't time the market, nobody knows when the bottom or the top is, you learn this very quickly

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12169170]

>>12169148
How is that thing supposed to breast feed man she's got no tits.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12169169]

>>12169148
COPE HARDER FAGGOT HAHA
WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.12169172]

>>12169157
DOLLAR IS KING BABY

[Anonymous No.12169174]

I'm bagholding so many stocks now. Just fuck my shit up.

[Anonymous No.12169175]

>>12168709
$190 billion dollars in debt. enjoy your next GE.

[Anonymous No.12169181]

>>12169119
I'd suck your dick, too. Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.12169186]

>>12169126
6-7 months If Im not dead

[Anonymous No.12169187]

>>12169148

She already has her own folder on my hard drive, at this point I know what I am.

[Anonymous No.12169191]

>>12169181
FUCK YOU BOBO

[Anonymous No.12169194]

>>12169157
Not catching knives

[Anonymous No.12169197]

>>12169164
>Pendulum is the gay anime spammer
christ and here I was thinking you didnt have any more reputation to lose

[Anonymous No.12169201]

>>12169194
what's your signal for getting back in?

[Anonymous No.12169205]

>MXX is green

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169208]

>>12169197
I don't give a fuck about my "reputation"

[Anonymous No.12169211]

>>12169197
how in the fuck did u not notice this?
this has been explicitly clear for like 4 months nao
u retard?

[Anonymous No.12169212]

Bend over boys

[Anonymous No.12169218]

>>12169174
I hear you ill probably be stuck holding until july just to break even. I need to find Powell. I just want to talk to him.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12169219]

Where is ratsu
Ratsu I'm buying the blackrock cef BST in a week or two, are you proud of me buying from one of your favorite companies?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12169221]

I'm so fucking pissed off right now.

[Anonymous No.12169224]

Sooo. Say I wake up early tomorrow and short the local EU market - what can possibly go wrong? EU is bound to take a nosedive after you guys' shitshow, so I just don't see how this isn't going to be free money. What am I missing?

[Anonymous No.12169226]

>>12169175
Except they have a surefire way to either get out of debt or provide a backdoor into whoever buys them out by literally owning a hefty share of the lines required for telecommunications. Any debt they have is meaningless until we reach a point where we dont need those lines in the ground.

[Anonymous No.12169229]

>>12169212
noice

[Anonymous No.12169238]

Hey TerrAscend if you wanna go ahead and turn that red hammer in to a green one with a boss MOC like yesterday that'd be swell. Maybe I can actually make a small gain today.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12169239]

>>12169212
kino!

[Anonymous No.12169240]

>>12169218
So many bags.

[Anonymous No.12169243]

>>12169219
sure, Blackrock has the Best closed end funds
Powell taking off one rate hike should help housing and some income

[Anonymous No.12169246]

>>12169224
market is going to gap down, you dont get to buy at yesterday's closing price.

[Anonymous No.12169254]

>>12169127
Idk man how the fuck we want to do that, but I'll just buy everytime I can or everytime Dow drops by 10%(probably every fucking week)

[Anonymous No.12169256]

>>12169246
s/buy/sell

[Anonymous No.12169257]

>>12169186
nice animation
what's she doing, shooting ear lazers?

[Anonymous No.12169262]

>>12169246
Alright, thank you fren

[Anonymous No.12169269]

>>12169224
the big bull headfake youll see during the first hour or so of (your) market hours

futures are going to be insane tonight/tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.12169271]

>>12169256
based vim poster

[Anonymous No.12169273]

Closed my puts. Probably going to reopen tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.12169275]

My only mistake is not buying more SQQQ at $11.

Oh, and short oil for 18 months. Hell of a ride that.

[Anonymous No.12169281]

>>12169271
emacs is the best trading platform

[Anonymous No.12169285]

STOP SHORTING

[Anonymous No.12169286]

WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO INVEST IN STOCKS FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.12169288]

>>12169273
Dont get greedy now, Bobo. Pigs get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.12169291]

>>12169281
good to hear they've found something it's good for

[Anonymous No.12169297]

>>12169269
Hm, interesting, I'll be watching the markets for sure.

>>12169271
:smile

[Anonymous No.12169303]

>>12169288

[Anonymous No.12169306]

>tfw 4channel things im from moldova
fug yea

[Anonymous No.12169310]

>>12169257
BarBQue enters shuts down all light and teleport through your dreams and electric devices, shes one of the heretics thats upgraded herself but I dont want to give spoilers
Making a silent movie type reel to showcase all the rats powers

[Anonymous No.12169311]

>>12169271
VIM BROS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.12169323]

>>12169297
aw shit nibba
try and backtrace me rn vimanon
i think i finally got a good setup to use here

[Anonymous No.12169332]

>>12169288
That's why I closed. I'm first going to wait and see if there's a rebound.

[Anonymous No.12169333]

what the fuck /biz/ I thought you told me the rate hike was priced in and now I'm down 28%.

[Anonymous No.12169339]

>>12169323
>>12169297
i should be somewhere at the bottom of a lake in moldova if my calculations are corrct

[Anonymous No.12169343]

>>12169275
How can oil keep dropping for so long reeee

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12169346]

>>12169310
I still have your blogspot bookmarked, I need that update

[Anonymous No.12169347]

>>12169333
The two 2019 hikes weren't

[Anonymous No.12169350]

>>12169339
but you are at the bottom of a lake in moldova

[Anonymous No.12169352]

>>12169333
lies
i told you goys this shit was gonna happen since like may

[Anonymous No.12169362]

>>12169347
three*

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12169363]

>>12169186
This is a nice animation! 10/10 ratsuchan

[Anonymous No.12169365]

>>12169310
she seems a little unstable
why does she wear the mask?

[Anonymous No.12169366]

>>12169073
>ratsu saying "this cant be happening" as if like a person who just received mortal wound is coming face to face with their impending death

its too good, all this pain and anguish over the last year was worth it just for this moment

>>12169077
Ratsu is sentenced to the Glue Trap!

[Anonymous No.12169369]

>>12169350
as far as 4channel is concerned
stoked to have a reliable setup to bost here agan

[Anonymous No.12169373]

is it time to buy this dip? SPY bros rise up?

[Anonymous No.12169375]

>>12169350
tbqh i could just as well be at the bottom of a like in moldova right now

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12169376]

>>12169347
which one of those mother fuckers on the dots wants to raise rates too high and then lower them?

[Anonymous No.12169377]

>>12169333
When you hear faggots in the media saying that there's a 75% chance the fed will raise rates it means that there were people who still believed the fed might not raise (ergo not fully priced in).

[Anonymous No.12169382]

>>12169366
this desu senpaitachi

[Anonymous No.12169384]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up .02%, still mostly cash

[Anonymous No.12169387]

Dow Jones Transportation Avg officially closes into bear market

[Anonymous No.12169392]

>>12169373
15% of cash put to use today

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169394]

>>12169384
not ideal, but not horrible either

[Anonymous No.12169395]

>>12169375
well all gt there someday senpai

>>12169384
>mostly cash
always knew u werent retarded m8

[Anonymous No.12169396]

>>12169384
-24% today :)

[Anonymous No.12169401]

>>12169333
>actually believing that anything is ever priced in
Simply because people can realize something should be priced in actually incentives big players to not ever completely price shit in, or even better-force a dead cat bounce with premarket purchases. Moves like that help us convince permabulls to walk right into bagholder status.

[Anonymous No.12169402]

any debt bubbles going on right now?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12169405]

>>12169384
I don't know I refuse to check

[Anonymous No.12169409]

>>12169402
yea
the US economy

[Anonymous No.12169419]

>>12169384

Up 4.2% today. Bought puts on BAC as soon as the decision dropped. Bought GE puts this morning when it started going sideways after the pump. Had a small position in SQQQ that dipped this morning, but popped this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.12169420]

>>12169402

All of it. America is one big debt ball.

Cars, school loans, housing, stocks...take your pick.

[Anonymous No.12169424]

>>12169396
Damn, bro. What happened?

[Anonymous No.12169428]

>>12169384
Seen better days

[Anonymous No.12169431]

>>12169271
That's sed syntax, not vim. Vim just happens to use sed syntax.

[Anonymous No.12169444]

>>12169384
Down 1.97% ($432.29). Almost $6,000 since October.

[Anonymous No.12169451]

>>12169431
I know but it's far more likely someone would know it from vim than sed

[Anonymous No.12169463]

SP500 going to 1800, have fun doing the dollar average down you plebs.

[Anonymous No.12169464]

So what's the plan now fellow bulls? I'm just going to bury my head in the sand for the next few months, it's all just too depressing.

[Anonymous No.12169467]

What did the Fed mean by this?

[Anonymous No.12169468]

>>12169365
she had her face removed in the microwave. no mouth

>>12169366
You parried that strike nicely, but its futile. 300 q2

[Anonymous No.12169476]

>>12169467
>What did the Fed mean by this?
fug literally errytang

[Anonymous No.12169480]

>>12169467
That 2009-2016 near 0 interest rate was a big fuck up

[Anonymous No.12169487]

>>12169384
-0.59%

[Anonymous No.12169495]

>>12169468
>300 q2
ya know i wouldnt even rule it out
the bounce after this shit is gonna be tremendous

[Anonymous No.12169498]

>>12169384
Not a great day
But at least my short hedge positions saved me from another 2% more in losses

Too many long holds, not enough inverse ETF's to have a green day

I'm thinking I need to stay out of AMZN for a while, and use that cash to buy some dips this holiday season

[Anonymous No.12169500]

>>12169480
really? damn who could have guessed haha

[Anonymous No.12169505]

>>12169384

bullet in the brain soon

[Anonymous No.12169507]

>>12169467

[Anonymous No.12169511]

>>12169480
FREE INFINIT MONEY FOR EVERYONE

WHAT COULD GO WRONG??

[Anonymous No.12169514]

>>12169467
VIRTUALLY ZERO FUNDS RATE FOR THE BEST (BLACK) PRESIDENT EVER THESE STOCK MARKETS ARE SO GOOD WITH THIS (BLACK) PRESIDENT I AM SO PROUD OF THIS (BLACK) PRESIDENT FOR SAVING OUR ECONOMY AND PUTTING US IN THE (BLACK)!

[Anonymous No.12169517]

>>12169500
>who guessed
literally everyone

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12169518]

>>12169480
But anon said in the last thread negative interest rates would be okay, so low interest rates are totally normal!!!
R-right guys? Haha that's sound policy haha

[Anonymous No.12169520]

Okay I'm calling bright green day for the burger dude weed tomorrow. Supports mainly held across the US tickers. Canadian dude weed not so good but I was already bearish on those before all this brouhaha. The US bull list is as follows:

>Curaleaf, Trulieve, Cron (because of Altria), Origin House/Cannaroyalty, Harvest Health & Recreation, Cresco Labs (maybe, chart is bad at the moment), Green Thumb Industries

Planet 13 was up 14% on no news today. Caution on that.

[Anonymous No.12169523]

>>12169495
>the bounce
lmao wake up

[Anonymous No.12169525]

>>12169480

It's irreversible too. At no point in the last 120 years have interest rates been so low for so long.

This decade is going to be pointed out as the most decadent of the Pax Americana.

[Anonymous No.12169529]

>>12169467
:-)

[Anonymous No.12169531]

>>12169384
Comfy in short term bonds

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12169534]

>>12169514
So you're telling me that (they) gave the (head nigger) a free pass?

[Anonymous No.12169541]

>>12169525
You mean the 2009-2016 stint or 2016-2026 decade or?

[Anonymous No.12169542]

Oh no—
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAA**wheeze* HAHAHAAAAAAJAHAHAHAAAAAAJAHAHAHAAAAAAJAHAHAHAAAAAAJAHAHAHAAAAAAJA

[Anonymous No.12169545]

>>12169514
B A S E D N I G G E R S
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[Anonymous No.12169546]

Seriously why do the Feb even feel the need to jack interests? Anything less than 5% inflation is perfectly fine and we are not near that yet.
The US economy could stand a few years more of QE and 0% rates.

[Anonymous No.12169549]

>>12169534
The First Black President had to be propped up otherwise people would think he wasn't a messiah.

[Anonymous No.12169550]

>>12169467
The bush administration was trying to correct things at the end of his reign by crashing the rates to pump stocks artificially and avoid a recession after the housing market crash. It was too late.
The Obama admin never undid the change and allowed the market to inflate. The Trump admin is trying to take credit for gains made during the Obama admin but also doesnt want to accept that the rates need to go back up so bulls dont drive us off a cliff.
Each of the three administrations were playing a game of hot potato started by Bush and Trump is the unlucky one who its blowing up on.

[Anonymous No.12169562]

>>12169534
OMG TRUMP IS WORSE THAN BUSH THIS STOCK MARKET IS DOWN -50%

(but mamm, the funds rate is at 7%-)

SILENCE THE ORANGE MAN IS BAD!

[Anonymous No.12169563]

>>12169523
i did
3 months ago
watch
there will be a bounce sometime next year and THEN were goin down

ive been calling this to happen for a while now

[Anonymous No.12169571]

>>12169550
iirc. the housing policies and legislation was signed into a law under Bill Clinton's term so this 2007 recession goes way back?

[Anonymous No.12169578]

>>12169546
If it hurts Trump it's good

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12169588]

>>12169546
The problem is we were getting fucked in trade and all that QE money went overseas. We were just as ignorant as an Obama with how we squandered away our decade of free moneys.

[Anonymous No.12169591]

>>12169550
Bush was ironically trying to make housing affordable for millennials but Based African Buck made the prices go back to Boomer Levels - RIP Bush you tried

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12169594]

As my Christmas gift to /smg/ I will be going without my trip until the 1st of January!!
You're welcome! Happy Christmas!

[Anonymous No.12169595]

>>12169518
I don't think low interest rates are normal, then again I'm Austrian retard (high interest rates are normal state in a central bankless free market)

[Anonymous No.12169597]

>>12169542
>b-b-but muh golden bullrun
>b-b-buy the dip
o i am laffin

[Anonymous No.12169601]

>>12169546

I did find it strange that their inflation number is down but they jacked up rates anyway PLUS projected an extra two more for 2019.

[Anonymous No.12169605]

>>12169546
>Seriously why do the Feb even feel the need to jack interests?
ur kidding right?
you cant just give away free money forever
hell, given whats happening now, apparently you cant do it for 8 years either

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169606]

>>12169594
things will get better eventually, comfy
the only option is to move forward

[Anonymous No.12169610]

>>12169595
>austrian economist
This triggers the filthy keynesian

[Anonymous No.12169616]

>>12169578
>feds increase interest rates
>hurts every single person in america and arguably the world
>HAHAHAHAH LOOK DRUMPF BTFO'D! SEE LOOK! HAHAHAHAH

This shit is getting fucking retarded bro

[Anonymous No.12169621]

>>12169601
>I did find it strange that their inflation number is down but they jacked up rates anyway PLUS projected an extra two more for 2019.
should tell you all you need to know about the fuck huge inflation thats about to happen after this

purchasing power of the dollar is about to get fuckng REKT again

[Anonymous No.12169625]

>>12169606
How about you shut the fuck up you dumb tripnigger

[Anonymous No.12169626]

>>12169578
(((Krassenstein)))

[Anonymous No.12169627]

>>12169605
>you cant just give away free money forever

Their timeline and projections are still too much too fast.

[Anonymous No.12169628]

>>12169571
Depends on how you view it. The policies go back but the subprime mortgage problem escalated between 2004-2006.

[Anonymous No.12169638]

I actually came out of this weirdly bullish.

It feels like a panic oversell as no one knew what to digest. I honestly think it will start to gradually cover here in the next few weeks.

Call me crazy.

[Anonymous No.12169643]

>2Y 10Y right about to inverse

[Anonymous No.12169651]

>>12169605
If Hillary won the Fed would go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.12169654]

>>12169638
nah I'm calling you stupid

[Anonymous No.12169656]

>>12169643
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

[Anonymous No.12169666]

>>12169594
[x] doubt

>>12169627
not fast enough
the shitstorm thats coming is coming soon

i seem to remember saying that the yield curve inversion wouldnt be a very good leading indicator this time because the free infinite money glitch broke everything

[Op No.12169669]

>>12169643


what did i miss wtf did i miss someone give me the quick update

[Anonymous No.12169672]

>>12169627
they are trying to make it before the economy slows down
I doubt they will make it, but if anything they are trying to save their necks when everything goes down in ~2 years from now

[Anonymous No.12169674]

>>12169591
>housing affordable for millenials
They were giving housing loans to unemployed art majors, highschool dropouts, and other people who had no means of paying back what they borrowed. We'd be in an even worse place than we are now had that shit continued.

[Anonymous No.12169675]

>>12169594
ill believe it when i see it

>september
>comfey: i wont be posting with a trip until the end of the semester in december
>procedes to continue posting less than a week later

[Anonymous No.12169676]

>>12169643
OH SHIT foreal?

[Anonymous No.12169682]

>>12169651
>thinking the FED cares even remotely about party politics
shiggy my nigger

[Anonymous No.12169693]

>>12169610
The econ. and policyfags I discuss with literally get triggered every time I open my mouth and I get blamed for occult witchcraft each time.

[Anonymous No.12169697]

>>12169682
>he thinks the Fed ISN'T political

[Anonymous No.12169700]

>>12169669
>>12169676
I said about to inverse, it's not done yet, calm down. We're back to last week's levels, so 0.1% spread between the two

Which is actually EXTREMELY dangerous.

Maybe you should panic, actually.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12169701]

>>12169676
The spread is higher than it was yesterday. It's a whole .16%

[Anonymous No.12169702]

>>12169541

2010 to 2020.

It's like a complete retread of the 1920s, only on steroids.

The valuations in the stock market in October equaled the top in 1929.

In fact, the only time valuations were higher was in 2000 during the absolute peak of the dot com bubble.

[Earnings Badger No.12169708]

lol guise , tradenet just called me

[Anonymous No.12169711]

So now that the worst is over you can BUY THE SPY and ride that fat candlestick tail on the monthly to halfway

[Anonymous No.12169713]

>>12169666
>666 get
aw fuck what did i just do?

[Anonymous No.12169714]

>>12169651
>He thinks the federal reserve is on a political "side"
anon idk how you got so fucking retarded but its time to stop.

[Anonymous No.12169719]

>>12169702
>It's like a complete retread of the 1920s
not quite, at lest as far as stocks are concerned.

[Anonymous No.12169726]

>>12169682
>>12169714
you're dumber than shit if you think they don't hate Trump's guts

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169727]

>>12169625
don't kill yourself, comfy
the only options, no matter how bad things get, is to get up and face the future or to give up and die

[Anonymous No.12169728]

>>12169714
So the Fed being in a coma during Obama's reign was just a mishap

[Op No.12169730]

>>12169700

why thank you

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

those cheapies

[Anonymous No.12169732]

FEELING THE CHAOS AND LIVING IN SIN.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[Anonymous No.12169738]

>>12169697
no its not
politicians are charlatans
they make their money giving their shit tier wages to large banks
FED owns all large banks since 08
central banks exist in all countries except iran syria and best korea

their entire model is about hedging and compounding interest
why would they pick a side on this shit of all retarded shit?
politics is the new bread and circus
git ur heda outta ur ass

[Anonymous No.12169741]

>>12169726
you're dumber than shit if you think the FED is raising interest rates just because of muh trump

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12169742]

>>12169727
are*

[Anonymous No.12169749]

>>12169726
trump isnt very important
especially not since gridlock

>>12169741
this tbqhwaouhrn

[Anonymous No.12169753]

>>12169713
Farseers: ONLINE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12169754]

Does anybody itt remember what bitcoins did after the 1929 crash?

[Anonymous No.12169755]

>>12169728
>da fed dindu anyting when obamers was in office!
>now drumpfy is in office and fed do do stuff!
>checkm8
Im not even gonna bother with you man, right out of the gate i can tell you have a double digit IQ

[Anonymous No.12169763]

>>12169728
To be fair, Hillary was likely to win and favored by the elite, or so we/they thought.

She would have gotten the brunt of hikes if Trump didn't.

But I do agree that there are lot of people that wanted to make Obama's presidency out to be a watershed moment and so it had to be given every break possible. It was still terrible.

[Anonymous No.12169764]

>>12169749
>>12169738
>>12169755
Fed shills in damage control mode

There is no excuse for how the Fed acted between 2009-2016

[Anonymous No.12169766]

>>12169702
lol what
The average spx p/e is 20
in 2000 it was 40, in 2008-2009 it was 100+

[Anonymous No.12169768]

>>12169675
I've never noticed this guy drooling until now
>>12169693
I've accepted the doctrine of anarcho-ecofascism, at least you have a coherent ideology

[Anonymous No.12169781]

>>12169726
Why do orange man attract so many retards?

[Anonymous No.12169783]

Baking a new bread
stand by

[Anonymous No.12169785]

>>12169754
BUY BTC GOYIM
I SWEAR ITLL KEEP GOING UP AGAINST THE MASSIVE DOLLAR SPIKE
TOTALLY
JUST SHUT UP AND BUY IT NYA

[Anonymous No.12169788]

>>12169764
Yeah its called 08 recession follwed up by fed's quantitative easing policies you fucking retard now stfu you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.12169793]

>>12169366
It's really weird thinking "wow, reluctant kneepad girl was right"

[Anonymous No.12169795]

>>12169711
>the worst is over
nigger the announcement is only 2 hours old

[Anonymous No.12169804]

>>12169781
orange nigger attracts white nigger
bretty simple desu
wh*Toids are attracted to darker skin desu

[Anonymous No.12169805]

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New thread
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>>12169796
>>12169796

[Anonymous No.12169807]

>>12169754
Muh rare stamps made me rich grandson.

[Anonymous No.12169815]

>>12169638

You're right in that the market overreacts initially, you'll probably get a bounce from these levels and into January...but then shit will hit the fan due to the vote on Brexit or something.

Wait until the New Year to load up on x3 Short ETFs and then HODL until you get x10 returns.

It will happen if the market returns to January 2016 levels. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.12169840]

>>12169591

Bush and the US government at large was trying to get niggers and spics into home ownership in the early 2000s, hence the lax lending standards.

It blew up in their faces: any price declines were inadvertent.

[Anonymous No.12169854]

>>12169520

Forgot MPX Bioceuticals/iAnthus. For the moment, MPX is the better value buy of the two due to the terms of the merger agreement. Buying MPX now constitutes a cheaper effective buy price for IAN shares + you get the MPX International shares on top of that. It's not a large benefit but I don't see the point of buying IAN in this situation as it stands.

[Anonymous No.12169886]

>>12169682

Read Bernanke's book. They are political animals, but they really don't give a shit who runs things as long as they are the neo-liberal consensus.

Think court Jews of the medieval period. They are mercenary bankers.

[Earnings Badger No.12169887]

>>12169711
SPY is still crashing After trading hours.
ur a hoot.

[Anonymous No.12169896]

>>12169728
It was probably planned considering that we were in a literal recession and needed to recoup money lost during the housing crisis. The person in office probably doesnt matter, otherwise we'd have seen fluctuations in rates during that period while other important things happened, like congressional makeup changes. We'd also have seen the rate hikes at way worse levels when Trump was first in office and Yellen was running the show if party lines are indeed the driver.
I'd be willing to wager there's probably a document on file from around 2008 that outlines a plan of action and a 10 year time table for Fed leniency and Trump was just unlucky enough to win the presidency while someone was taking the chains off of the dog on the other side of the room.

[Anonymous No.12169922]

Jesus christ I just noticed Chipotle is down 50 bucks in a week wow

[Anonymous No.12169923]

>>12169719
>>12169766

Case Shiller Index says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.12169969]

>>12169886
no i get that they are very much involved with it

that said, they hedge themselves on literally EVERYTHING
same thing goes for their politics
you dont control the world by picking sides

put it this way, hedgefunds dont make directional bets. they ALWAYS hedge. large banks do the same. so why would the international banking cartel be any different?

[Anonymous No.12170012]

>>12169969
>why would the international banking cartel be any different?
Holy shit transcedental-tier over 200 IQ post right here

[Anonymous No.12170014]

>>12169969

When you're at the top, all you need to do is maintain your dominance. That means hedging.

They do it ideologically too. Any new group or fad that has the potential to challenge them, they go out and subvert, influence, minimalize or take it over for their purposes.

See: Tea Party or Occupy Wall Street.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12170796]

Made a cool +20% today on spy spreads, thank you Powell <3

[Anonymous No.12170957]

>>12169148
Looks like sasha grey