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[Anonymous No.12160540]

What is the usual career path of a twitch streamer?

[Anonymous No.12160553]

>>12160540
i swear this is not fair
my goodness i wanna bury my face in between

[Anonymous No.12160633]

[Anonymous No.12160646]

Finally, a woman I can look in the eyes

[Anonymous No.12160653]

>>12160540

Free money -> depression, wine, cats -> suicide

[Anonymous No.12160674]

>>12160653
should i invest in cool wine aunts?

[Anonymous No.12160723]

>>12160674

That's an oxymoron. These aunts are not cool. They are miserable harpies whose spiraling depression and alcoholism destroys everything around them.

[Anonymous No.12160728]

>>12160674
no, cool wine pajeets are where it's located.

[Anonymous No.12160731]

>>12160540
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.12160733]

>>12160674
Short them with margin at your local crematory

[Anonymous No.12160749]

How did we get to a point where "ironic ahaego" was a thing?

[Anonymous No.12160761]

>>12160749
its pretty funny desu. unironic ahegao is cringe.

[Anonymous No.12160773]

>>12160749
Spergs throwing money at whores doing it might be a factor

[Anonymous No.12160807]

>>12160749
>>12160761
Am I the only one who actually ahaegos? like my tongue just presses into my teeth so it doesn't leave my mouth or anything but still.

[Anonymous No.12160816]

>>12160807
That makes you a faggot

[Anonymous No.12160842]

>>12160731
liz katz

[Anonymous No.12160861]

>>12160540

> Spend their youth being pretty
> Men just line up to give them things and be nice.
> Hit the wall
> Suddenly men aren't paying attention anymore
> Never bothered to learn any skills
> Things go downhill from there.

[Anonymous No.12160900]

>>12160733
checked

[Anonymous No.12160946]

>>12160540
>What is the usual career path of a twitch streamer?
knowing amazon and knowing that they have a monopoly on computer game streaming, they will eventually turn the tap off for off-platform donations, which will mean all of the streamers need to pay more to the owners or go elsewhere.
the game streamers will stay and probably grow, the titty streamers will leave for platforms they can keep making the big money, probably for doing more than just sitting still.

for the girls themselves theyll probably take a similar path to young strippers or other poor celebrities, theyll need to keep doing more demeaning and embarrassing things for money as they age, being replaced with younger models all the time

[Anonymous No.12160972]

>tfw you'll never get a girl like that
>tfw turbomanlet
>tfw microdick
>tfw poorfag
>tfw ugly
god gave me the worst stat roll

[Anonymous No.12160981]

>>12160861
>Suddenly men aren't paying attention anymore

Won't happen as long as they keep their weight down. Streamers with any degree of notoriety especially have an essentially endless well of orbiters to draw on until she turns up a wealthy guy that will tolerate her not touching him in a worst case scenario. It's no wonder girls love attention, once they accrue enough of it they're essentially set for life.

[Anonymous No.12160986]

>>12160816
No, having an obsession with sucking dicks makes me a faggot, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12161001]

>>12160540

either poverty, depression, suicide

or

poverty, following, not enough to survive, depression death

or

poverty, following, enough to survive, mainstream, hope, new game is released, poverty, depression, suicide.

[Anonymous No.12161010]

>>12160861
Or they could be like that one porn star who lived with her parents until she was 22, just made porn on camera and now she lives in a mansion with sports cars because she invested all her money.

She didn't even show her face on camera, she just fingered and dildo'ed herself.

[Anonymous No.12161029]

>>12160842
Thank you sir

[BSV will win No.12161057]

>>12160749
sluts trying to make silly faces are still sluts

[Anonymous No.12161060]

>>12161010
Imagine being able to fap your way to financial freedom. How ironic that women complain about gender bias.

[Anonymous No.12161064]

>>12160723
Like pic related

[Anonymous No.12161094]

Premium snaps by 25
Prostitution by 30
Full on anal paid slut by 32

[Anonymous No.12161109]

>>12160540
Girls do know theyre making like a sexual face tho right?

[Anonymous No.12161168]

must be nice just being pretty and play dress ups for a living

[Anonymous No.12161172]

>>12161057
>Eyes going together
>Not going up

[Anonymous No.12161189]

>>12160972
That's why you gotta win anyway. Git gud and show the noobs skill stats dont matter when you are gud.

[Anonymous No.12161194]

>>12161060
If they are hot or at least fuckable. The ugly ones are doomed.

[Anonymous No.12161200]

Twitch is definitely on the second half of its life cycle. The good years were between 2010-2015. Now it is nothing more than a normie-infested cesspool that's no different than all these early 2000s livestreaming websites. Gaming is on a decline as well. When microtransactions and quick money grabs matter more than the actual gameplay, you know it's about to go to shit.

Here's how I see this playing out:

>Twitch's user base stops growing at some point in the not-so-distant future
>All the small streamers run out of money and suddenly realize that they've wasted their most productive years of their life on something that they can't even put on their CV (many end up committing suicide)
>Twitch starts losing active users and normies soon realize that it isn't cool to throw money at some e-clowns anymore
>Medium-sized streamers quit streaming, but at least they made some money along the way (fewer suicides).
>Twitch shuts down. The real autists with the largest followings are still highly popular and switch over to some decentralized streaming app where users can directly donate in LINK. No more (((Twitch))) taking away part of the donos.

So, if you're asking what's the play here, you should obviously buy more LINK.

[BSV will win No.12161215]

>>12161060
girls don't "fap", they schlick

[Anonymous No.12161216]

>>12161194
>women over 30 being fuckable
I remember being 18.

[Anonymous No.12161239]

>>12161200
this will only happen if the economy crashes, otherwise people will just game even more to escape their horrible lives

[Anonymous No.12161253]

>>12161200
lmao
>twitch stops growing
ethots just got permabanned by tumblr and have flooded the web with (of course only white) titties and pussy, a ton have moved over to twitch since its harder to make money on reddit and snapchat sucks now. Twitch is going to become a giant peepshow website with some gamers on the side. the only thing you got right was most gaming streams dying out because nobody wants to watch dan play skyrim for the millionth time

[Anonymous No.12161283]

>>12160540
Life of a twitch streamer
>whore out online
>hit the wall
>no one watches anymore
>becomes druggie
>dies miserable

[Anonymous No.12161285]

>>12161253
I guess that's one paradox, yes. For some reason normies prefer dressed thots over the naked ones on chaturbate. Never understood that part of twitch culture.

[BSV will win No.12161339]

>>12161200
If they fuck up Anno 1800 with any kind of required online content I swear I'm going to quit gaming forever.

Or if they have some kind of in-game shop for real money where you can buy convenience (games that do that always intentionally fuck up the balance so that more people buy convenience).

These IRL money shops in modern games piss me off something fierce, you know 10 years ago they had this thing called cheat codes to make the games easier but these days they expect you to pay real money to make the games easier. For singleplayer games that you've already bought. It's pretty fucked up.

[Anonymous No.12161376]

>>12161200
>Gaming is on a decline as well.
Mostly because microsoft shit the bed so sony got cocky and started putting women in burkas of sunlight.

[Anonymous No.12161386]

ANYBODY ELSE HERE ALL BONED UP?!

[Anonymous No.12161508]

>>12161200
It's true, women really do ruin everything they get their grubby little paws on

[Anonymous No.12161536]

>>12161215
Yeah I wasn't saying to imagine your a girl...

[Anonymous No.12161574]

>>12160773
this

[Anonymous No.12161598]

>>12161376
>Thinks consoles matter
LOL

[Anonymous No.12161610]

>>12161598
My PC costs more than my car, but aside from total war, my games were made for consoles and ported to the PC.

[Anonymous No.12161664]

>>12161610
You play shitty games

[Anonymous No.12161708]

>>12161610
>My PC costs more than my car
you bought an overpriced prebuilt piece of shit didn't you?

[Anonymous No.12161728]

>>12161283
>Life of a twitch streamer
>whore out online
>hit the wall
>no one watches anymore
>marrys rich beta provider viewer
>lives mediocre life

[Anonymous No.12161822]

>>12160646

hugely underrated

[Anonymous No.12161833]

>>12160540
i would crawl over a mile of broken glass to suck the dick of the last man that fucked her

[Anonymous No.12161919]

>>12161833

That's kind of extreme, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.12161953]

>>12161833

Bruh you can just pull a few hundred bucks together to bang a girl about that good looking.

[Anonymous No.12162002]

>>12160540

[Anonymous No.12162056]

>>12160540
The more popular ones normally started out through dropping out of university and pick up some game to continuously play and then either burn out or turn to variety after a number of years. They usually can make thousands a day through people donating to get their attention and subs.
The smaller streamers live off a dedicated community that keeps them afloat through donations and the ones that can't pull that off will not make enough to make streaming viable as a career.
Not sure how things will turn out for streamers in the long run though. I am curious to see if most of the current big streamers are sill going in 5-10 years time.

[Anonymous No.12162443]

>>12160731
actually go by her other name, Risi Simms. just found that out and holy shit

[Anonymous No.12162548]

>>12162443
Yep, her career path went from taking creampies to cock teasing beta orbiters for a living. The (((chosen people))) can pull that off.

[Anonymous No.12162848]

>>12160972
>a girl like that

She has above average looks, but is nothing special. Stop putting sluts on a pedestal. Look at her desperate need for validation and use of filters and ruined ear lobes from piercings. Trashy.

[Anonymous No.12163039]

>>12160540
Male - has to be one or more of the following:
>extremely talented in game - top 0.01% (Faker, Shroud, etc.)
>consistently entertaining (Destiny, Tyler1, Lirik, forsen, doc)
>have a weird condition or background (that redneck dude, that muscular guy)
>incredibly handsome (I think the Jake guy from Japan is an example)
>connected to bigger streamers (Greekgodx)

Female - has to be one or more of the following:
>have a pretty face and/or voice (lilypichu)
>have enough breasts to form a cleavage (twitch thots)
>be somewhat entertaining (kaceytron in her prime era)
>be somewhat talented in game - top 5% (hafu)
>have a weird condition or background (anita)

Note that a female with around 500 viewers can make as much money as a male with 3000 viewers. There are females with viewership around 300 that get thousands of dollars in donations a month from lonely and horny virgins with too much money in their hands.

[Anonymous No.12163209]

>>12160749
Thots will emulate everything men pay attention to more than thots themselves.