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pic related sold for $90,312,500 yet you can download and enjoy it for free

>> No.12146268

>>12146257
You know why though, right?

>> No.12146270

looks like shit

>> No.12146271

>>12146268
Jews?

>> No.12146279

>>12146268
money laundering

>> No.12146286

>>12146257

I don't understand why you neets rage about the price of art. Its literally a business and finance board so you should fucking understand what SWAG investments are before you post shit like this.

> reeee why can't they just paint it normal

Because they're working in the confines of the discipline. Try reading an art book too.

>> No.12146288

>>12146271
it's always the jews with you faggots. you are no better than niggers who blame the white man for everything wrong in the world.

>> No.12146292

>>12146288
Basically this.

Just a bunch of angry cucks...

>> No.12146318

>>12146279
THIS

>> No.12146326
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>>12146279
oh yeah, i forgot about that for a second

>> No.12146331

>>12146257
His work is substantially better in person and doesn't photograph well which is part of the appeal.

>> No.12146359

>>12146257
oh god watching you autists try and understand fine art will be my entertainment for the day.
>mUh EmPiRiCal BrAiN DuZnt GeT iT
>WaNt LaMbO cUz BrAnD

>> No.12146365

>>12146292
>>12146288

rofl. And its just a shitty conspiracy theory too.

>>12146271

> inb4 some infographic or picture's of a bunch of people in [blank] industry who have jewish last names

grow up and try to be better

>> No.12146374
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12146374

>>12146359

> if they were so good why wouldn't they paint like the Dutch masters

>> No.12146385

>>12146331

Who is this?

>> No.12146387

>>12146359
>fine
>art
Sculptures and architecture are fine art. Paintings are low art. They're 2d and basically the weebs of yesteryear.

>> No.12146392

>>12146257
When neets are laundering money in the future pink wojak paintings will be selling for 100M

>> No.12146419

>>12146392
they won't, because NEETs lack the discipline to use and master groundbreaking painting techniques

>> No.12146429

David Hockney is actually a talented artist. The original painting sold for so much because it’s part of his larger body of work. This was probably a great investment for the buyer since Hockney’s work will only increase in value once he passes away. He’s also an art historian that’s actually interesting. Check out the Hockney-Falco thesis.

>> No.12146432

>>12146387
oh my god. imagine being this thick. hahaha

>> No.12147253

>>12146279

This right here.

>> No.12147267

>>12146257
At first I thought that it was Kurt Cobain shooting the nevermind baby in the pool

That would be neat

>> No.12147278

>>12146257
it's just money laundering,

>> No.12147279

>>12146292
>>12146288
>>12146365
*ahem*

Kys kikes

>> No.12147333

>>12146279
No you Fucking moron.
It's called a store of value. Exactly why all art is incredibly priced.
The value increases as money becomes less valuable.

The idea of money laundering is to wash dirty money. You can't use dirty money in an actual transaction unless its cash. I can assure you this wasn't bought with cash they paid by cheque or money order, so they would have had to pay taxes on the money making the laundering pointless.
Man you guys are FUCKING morons.

Whoever the buyer is now has a billion dollars essentially in the bank that they can store in their home, safe or wherever and don't need to depend on a bank to hold it.

Fuck sakes you guys are absolute fucking nooobs Jesus Jesus Jesus

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>>12146286
>>12146292
filthy kikes triggered this hard.

>> No.12147372

>>12147333
No, but you can pay someone for doing a favor for you using legal tender by purchasing their overpriced painting.

>> No.12147400

>>12147333
>It's not money laundering if they use a cheque or money order!
What an absolute retard you are.

>> No.12147411
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12147411

>>12147279
>>12147363

> b-but guiz muh ZOG

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12147421

>>12146365
lmfao spot on

>> No.12147451

>>12147421

Imagine actually being afraid of this.

>> No.12147465

>>12147400
You fucking moron do you even money launder bro? The idea of laundering money is to AVOID TAXES ON INCOME YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT.
If there's so much money that they don't give a fuck about paying the taxes on it then they will just throw it into the bank and pay the fucking taxes. Holy fuck man. You guys are actual literally retards.
It's so that they do not need to use a fucking bank to store their money.
Take two seconds and read about money laundering.
Fuck.

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12147478

>>12147421

Fucking cracks me up that Schiff is in there. Biz is literally doing the sweating choosing button guy when it comes to that one.

>> No.12147498

Can't wait for this bubble to pop.

>> No.12147506

you fucking idiots really need to take two seconds and google money laundering.
It's really not that hard bro. I swear to god your all under the age of 16 and biz is the only exposure you mongoloids have in finance. You should stop believing shit on biz and answer questions yourself.

>> No.12147518

>>12147506
>>12147465

Imagine being this stupid

>> No.12147531

>>12147411
Nazi use of the word Untermensch was only for communists, not for the way someone looked

>> No.12147546
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>>12147333
>>12147465
>>12147506

>> No.12147552

>>12146279
>>12146326
>>12146392
>>12147278
>>12147506
then whos the buyer? where did he get the money to buy your paint in the first place?

fucking kids, its not that easy

>> No.12147556

>>12146257
Nice, just ordered a poster for $10, gonna hang it on my den.

>> No.12147557

>>12147465
explain how I'm wrong, you can't fagit

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12147576

>>12147552
>then whos the buyer? where did he get the money to buy your paint in the first place?
you know what money laundering is?

>> No.12147707

>>12147552
The buyer is the person who owes you money, retard. Either that or someone else who is in on it.

>> No.12147780

>>12147411

Skinheads are subhuman trash. No real national-socialist takes them serious and the national-socialist who does isn't real.

>> No.12147781

>>12147478
>shilling

topkek

>> No.12147895
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12147895

>some gay ass painting worth millions but brainlets doubt an unconfistacable decentralized gold isn't worth $millions objectively
the state

>> No.12147901

>>12146365
u mad

>> No.12147939

>>12147781
are you 12?

>> No.12147980

>>12147780

> akschually

>>12147901
nah its funny. Its like listening to flat earthers or sovereign citizens.

>> No.12147996

>>12147895
The difference is that Jews can't use bitcoin to attack the goyim, unlike modern art.

>> No.12148031

>>12147557
>>12147465
YOU FUCKING RETARD the whole point of laundering money is paying taxes on it so that it counts as legit income. It is normal to lose as much as half the money by laundering. If you want to avoid paying taxes you just keep everything on the down low, but if you want to buy a mansion you need legit cash and an explanation of where it came from. Watch Ozark and maybe you'll get it.

>> No.12148056

>>12146257
I am not enjoying it, it looks like a screenshot from a movie badly painted over. If you went to /ic/ with this they'd rip you a new one.

>> No.12148363

>>12146288

It really is usually them though. It's obvious you've never done a serious study on the modern world if you think jews are innocent. Jews = usually really bad news.

>> No.12148457

>>12148363

sure thing pal

>> No.12148873
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12148873

>>12147996
which is why bitcoin is worth $trillions

>> No.12148926

>>12146288
>it's always the jews
and that's where i stopped reading.

>> No.12149051

>>12148926
there is a reason why the jews have been getting expelled from every country throughout history you NPC

>> No.12149130

>>12148926
It actually is brainlet. Lurk more

>> No.12149696

Big Lols at you big stupids.

>> No.12149726

>>12146288
>>12146292

Frightened jews realizing the world is waking up to your serpentine empire of lies

>> No.12149768

>>12148926

Show foreskin and sharpie in pooper i give 1488 dgb

>> No.12149774

>>12146365
this argument is so powerful because it's so dumb. look at what you're saying. "if the research goes against my beliefs i'll ignore it". there's literally no way to argue with you. morons will try to reason with you, whereas they should kill you instead
you're all idiots desu

t. on the jew side

>> No.12149800

>>12147333
>coping this massively
what a waste of digis

>> No.12150285

>>12147895
>bitcoin
>fungible
sweating_riccardo.png

>> No.12150417

>>12146257
Like it a lot, really getting them disumbrationism vibes.

>> No.12150488

>>12146432
>Hockney-Falco thesis
yeah I know ... just what I thought

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>>12146257
Lol that’s more than the entire market cap of LINK

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So let’s say I’m an artist that hypothetically wants to launder money, can I just tell people to write me checks for my paintings and give them cash and then deposit the check into my savings account?

>> No.12150667

>>12146257
they didnt buy it to look at it, they bought it for the enjoyment of knowing they just spent $90 million of money they stole from exploited workers on an absolute piece of trash