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APTITUDE TESTING Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:06:46 2018 No.12123588 [Reply] [Original]

Ok /biz/, I'm coming from /lit/ and I heard that this is supposedly the 'smartest' board. So then, allow me to conduct a test:

Which direction is this dog facing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:08:05 2018 No.12123596 >>12123588 Griggs v. Duke Power outlawed aptitude testing for jobs. You now have to hire me or I'll sue your ass into bankruptcy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:08:52 2018 No.12123603 File: 56 KB, 530x610, 1544312638629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/biz/ is the smartest board fucking kek

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Fri Dec 14 23:09:20 2018 No.12123609 right

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:09:23 2018 No.12123610 File: 27 KB, 500x372, 1544356252988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123588 It's facing right, next question please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:09:47 2018 No.12123614 >>12123588 i dont answer any of this goofy questions or riddles or math problems on here. im trying to get my money back nigga, lost it all in crypto, aint got time for this!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:10:14 2018 No.12123616 File: 7 KB, 241x209, images_0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123588 Forward

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:10:57 2018 No.12123624 >>12123610 >>12123609 Holy fuck some of the people on this board are stupid. Those 2 responses alone should be enough to dispel any notion you have of biz being a "smart" board.

Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:13:59 2018 No.12123640
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>/biz/ is the smartest board
lmao

Highest probability that it's facing south.

my seasonings
>north atlantic dog breed (newfoundland dog)
>photo shows that it is wading on the beach of what is probably the atlantic ocean

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:14:08 2018 No.12123641 File: 110 KB, 500x522, 1542778016750.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perhaps....well perhaps my sources weren't accurate; I suppose it couldn't hurt to give this more time...

Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:16:53 2018 No.12123653

>>12123588
Hmmm landseer's could be the next designer breed, just need to market the concept a little bit. Anyone got jew friends in the tv biz? We could shoot an ad of one doing some type of hero shit to help start the craze. We also need to set up a puppy mill, who's got ties with the amish? They are experts in this area.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:17:57 2018 No.12123658 >>12123640 This is the correct answer

Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:22:20 2018 No.12123683

>>12123588
It depends on where the dog is. Likely south as I think that is a Newfoundland and he is likely in the Atlantic Ocean. He could however be on a lake such as Lake Superior, in which case he would likely be facing West if he is on the northern shore of the lake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:22:51 2018 No.12123687 >>12123641 >from /lit/ dose reeding books makes u smater than us all?? Why not stay a while and make some internet shekels on /biz/ by proofreading whitepapers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:25:05 2018 No.12123701 Forward, clearly

Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:26:22 2018 No.12123717
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>>12123687

>dose reeding books makes u smater than us all??

Indubitably.

I see that some of you are getting close to the answer, your performance has been mediocre though I fear some of you have not been taking this seriously.

So then, allow me to conduct a second more complicated test:

Is Chainlink 'shit'?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:29:18 2018 No.12123732 File: 276 KB, 1066x600, 1417933864315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123603 Buy high, sell low.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:36:02 2018 No.12123770 >>12123588 longshore

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:37:20 2018 No.12123776 File: 58 KB, 275x374, aaaaaaaaaaaaa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123717 I hypothesize you will buy high and sell low, compatriot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:40:22 2018 No.12123794 File: 205 KB, 659x525, 848.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We are the dumbest board trying to do the smartest thing......

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 23:50:38 2018 No.12123865 >>12123588 Starboard

Anonymous Sat Dec 15 00:35:56 2018 No.12124141

i suck at puzzles. hairy dog. northern hemisphere? how does sun affect shadows/reflections on fur of doggo based on direction facing. almost straight line reflection across coat of dog? shadow under ear, jaw. shadow on fur - light source to the right? time of day? angle? no sun in image, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 01:08:40 2018 No.12124296 >>12123653 A true /biz/raeli

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 01:10:19 2018 No.12124308 Towards the Mexicans he must defend the ocean from

Anonymous Sat Dec 15 01:24:16 2018 No.12124381

>>12123658
>Implying they don't have these dogs in britain.
The colour of light could presumaby give clues to weather the sun is setting or rising and since it is on the land side that could determine which side of the ocean
he is on but that also assumes people in the west coast couldnt possibly own a Newfoundlander.
Just fyi, there are more newfoundlanders outside of newfoundland than inside so the only correct answer is op is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 01:29:52 2018 No.12124412 >>12123701 >>12123616 This is the only objectively correct answer. Brainlets will overthink and allow assumptions and preconceptions to color their answer and come up with unprovable shit like >>12123640.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 01:31:37 2018 No.12124420 >>12123624 >le ironic trolling trolls meme As long as you at least find your own jokes funny...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 01:34:43 2018 No.12124434 North the sun shine implies it is the west coast

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 01:42:38 2018 No.12124472 File: 64 KB, 884x590, 68912031_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That snoofer is what we call a brap compass. It is facing in the direction of the nearest brapper, easiest exam I've ever taken.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 01:46:17 2018 No.12124492 File: 11 KB, 225x225, 1544475688120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123588 the dog is facing OP, who is a faggot. Case closed boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 01:57:46 2018 No.12124556 >>12124434 This, he is facing north

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 03:06:04 2018 No.12124832 >>12123588 Clearly the Pacific Ocean. Clearly facing north.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 03:07:24 2018 No.12124841 >>12124434 >>12124556 Agreed. North.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 03:07:29 2018 No.12124842 North

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 03:19:22 2018 No.12124875 >>12123588 First : small waves = Atlantic Second : sandy beach no volcanic rocks = Atlantic Third : afternoon who lets their dog get wet in the morning Conclusion : facing south in the North American east coast sometime around 4:30pm during summer

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 03:23:16 2018 No.12124893 >>12124842 >>12124832 >>12124841 >>12124434 To be north the sun would only shine with shadow to water only before noon. Too cold to get wet

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 03:26:01 2018 No.12124909 File: 114 KB, 640x1136, FA53DE8E-BAAE-4FC0-A5B6-6C795DA78053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123588 Unrelated

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 03:27:32 2018 No.12124916 File: 172 KB, 640x1136, 428B21A7-C105-4071-8B5B-C67318AE53E3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12124875

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 03:43:57 2018 No.12124983 >>12123588 dog = dogecoin dog facing the direction of the moon OP is hinting about dogecoin's moon mission.

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